生活大爆炸-S04E14_生活大爆炸

S01

Good evening.

晚上好

I'm your guest lecturer Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

我是你们的客座讲师谢尔顿·库珀博士

I was expecting applause

我还等着掌声呢

but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

不过"王八之气"震慑后的安静也挺好的

I agreed to speak to you this evening

我之所以今晚愿意来给你们上课

because I was told that you're the best and the brightest

是因为有人告诉我你们是这所学校里的

of this university's doctoral candidates.

博士生中最优秀最聪明的

Hmm. Of course that's like saying

当然这就像是说

you are the most important electron in a hydrogen atom.

你们是氢原子中最重要的电子一样

'Cause you see

因为你们想啊

there's only one electron in a hydrogen atom.

氢原子只有一个电子

Best and brightest my sweet patootie.

这也算最优秀最聪明啊我的老天爷

All right let's begin.

好吧开始上课

Show of hands who here is familiar

请举手告诉我在座的哪位

with the concept of topological insulators

对拓扑绝缘体的概念比较熟悉

Don't kid yourselves.

别自欺欺人了

I found another tweet from a student at Sheldon's lecture.

我又看到了一条谢尔顿课上的学生的微博

"Dr. Cooper has taken a relatively boring subject

"库珀博士选择的话题相当无聊

and managed to make it completely insufferable.

并且他成功地升级到了令人无法忍受的地步

Plus he looks like a giant insect."

另外他看起来像只大昆虫"

Look. Listen to this one.

听着听听这条

"Does Einstein's theory explain why time flies

"爱因斯坦的理论是不是揭示了为什么

when you're having fun

当你快乐时时间飞逝

but when you're listening to Dr. Cooper

而当你听库珀博士说话时

it falls out of the sky dead "

时间就慢得要命"

Ooh somebody took pictures

有人拍了照

and uploaded them to their Flickr account.

还上传到了Flickr上

Wow.

哇

How do you get an entire lecture hall

你要怎么做才能让整个演讲大厅里的人

to flip you off at the same time

同时冲你竖中指啊

Apparently if you're Sheldon

显然啊如果你是谢尔顿的话

all you need to do is turn your back.

你需要做的只是转个身而已

Hey Leonard is your Wi Fi down

莱纳德你家Wi-Fi坏了吗

I can't get on.

我连不上啊

Oh Sheldon changed the password.

哦谢尔顿把密码改了

It's now "Penny is a freeloader."

现在是"佩妮是个蹭网的"

No spaces.

别加空格

Thanks. What are you guys doing

多谢你们在干嘛呢

Sheldon gave a lecture at the university tonight.

谢尔顿今晚在学校里上课

We're reading the reviews.

我们在看评论

Oh. How'd he do

他表现如何啊

Well picture the Hindenburg meets Chernobyl

想象一下"兴登堡"号飞艇爆炸加上切尔诺贝利核泄漏

meets Three Mile Island meets Tron 2.

加上三里岛核泄漏再加上《电子世界争霸战2》

That bad huh

有那么糟啊

Read this woman's tweet.

念一下这个女生的微博

"Listening to Dr. Cooper

"听库珀博士讲课

has made me want to start cutting myself again""

让我又想自残了"

Yeah.

是吧

Good evening Leonard Howard Raj

晚上好莱纳德霍华德拉杰

freeloader.

蹭网的

So how'd the lecture go

课上得怎么样啊

In a word triumphant.

一言以蔽之大获全胜啊

Really Triumphant

真的吗大获全胜

Oh yes you should have seen those young people.

可不是吗你们真该亲眼看看那群孩子

Thirsty for knowledge drinking in my wisdom.

求知若渴贪婪地聆听我的教诲

I may have changed a few lives today.

我今天也许改变了不少人的人生

Oh please let me tell him.

求你让我告诉他吧

I don't know I kind of promised Howard.

我不知道行不行啊我答应了霍华德的

Tell me what

告诉我啥

Actually we should all share the moment.

其实呢我们应该一起分享这一刻

Raj if you would.

拉杰你来吧

Oh tweets about my lecture.

关于我的课的微薄啊

That's rather unfair.

这条很不公平

That's downright cruel.

这条太伤人了

Plus insects have six legs.

而且昆虫都有六条腿

Yeah I'm not familiar with the acronym "KMN""

我不是很清楚"KMN"这个缩写是啥意思

From the context we think it means "kill me now."

根据语境我们觉得是"快杀了我吧"

Well I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

我觉得每个人都有权表达自己的观点

I think I'll turn in.

我还是去睡觉吧

I didn't want to teach those poopy heads anyway.

反正我也不想教那群榆木脑袋了

FYI I think that's what Darth Vader said

顺便说一句我觉得这句话是达斯·维达

just before he started building the Death Star.

在建造死星之前说的

Sheldon still moping

谢尔顿还在郁闷吗

Yeah it's weird. Even though he didn't want

是啊好奇怪就算他一开始就不想

to give the lecture in the first place

给这帮学生上课

being rejected by those students really hit him hard.

被他们拒绝还是打击挺大的

I know the feeling.

这感觉我深有体会

It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar

就好像无意中走进了一家同性恋酒吧

and then having no one hit on you.

然后发现没人对你有兴趣

It It happened to a friend of mine.

这这是我一个朋友的经历

Are you guys doing okay

你们还好吗

Leonard and I are fine

莱纳德和我还好

but I think Raj needs to meet a girl really soon.

但我觉得拉杰现在真的急需一位小妞

Well that shouldn't be too hard.

这不是什么难事

He's such a cutie.

他这么可爱

Thank you but "cute" is for bunnies.

谢谢夸奖但是"可爱"是形容小兔子的

I want to be something with sex appeal

我想要能吸引异性

like... like a labradoodle.

就像就像拉布拉多犬一样

Labradoodle

拉布拉多犬

We might be starting to zero in on your problem.

我们估计得从头考虑你的问题了

Don't you listen to them.

别听他们的

You've got plenty of sex appeal.

你对异性有足够的吸引力

You really think so

你真这么觉得吗

Yeah. You're a hottie.

是啊你好性感哦

Well thanks Bernadette.

谢谢伯纳黛特

And just for the record

顺便告诉你们

labradoodles are hypo allergenic

拉布拉多犬是防过敏的

which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander.

这对于那些深受动物毛屑困扰的人来说很性感

So what do you think

你觉得怎么样

It's a charming illusion but it does not cheer me up.

很炫的视觉效果但是我还是不高兴

Not even when I do this

就算我这么做都没用吗

No.

没用

Well that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy.

这是我搞怪的压箱底招了

Do you realize that teaching is the first thing

你知不知道教书是我自从1989年3月

I've failed at since my ill fated attempt

做引体向上失败以后

to complete a chin up in March of 1989

搞砸的第一件事

If this humiliating experience

如果这次丢人的经历

is really troubling you

真的让你很困扰的话

there are things we could do about it.

我们还是有办法解决的

For instance

比如

Well the first thing that comes to mind

首先想到的

is isolating the part of your brain

就是隔离你大脑里

where the memory is stored and destroying it with a laser.

负责存储记忆的部分然后用激光切掉它

Hmm no.

嗯不行

One slip of the hand

你一不留神

and suddenly I'm sitting in the Engineering Department

我就只能坐在工程学院里

building doodads with Wolowitz.

和沃罗威茨一起捣鼓些小玩意儿了

All right.

好吧

Have you considered improving your socialization skills

你有没有考虑过提高你的社交技能呢

thus allowing you

好让你

to communicate more effectively with other people

更有效地和别人交流

Isn't that their burden

这难道不是他们的负担吗

I'm the one with something interesting to say.

我一直都是瞩目的焦点

Fair enough but in its essence

没错但是从本质上来讲

teaching is a performance art.

教书是一门表演艺术

In the classroom paradigm

在教室这一范例中

the teacher has the responsibility to communicate

教师有交流的责任

as well as entertain and engage.

也有娱乐和吸引学生的责任

I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany.

我感觉你在循循善诱啊

Would you mind very much jumping to it

你为何不直奔主题呢

Perhaps you should consider taking acting lessons.

也许你该考虑一下学学表演

Acting lessons.

学表演

Interesting.

有意思

It might help if I could act as though I care

如果我能表现得好像我关心我的学生们

about my students and whether or not they learn.

在意他们学没学会没准儿还有点儿用

Penny.

佩妮

Penny. Penny.

佩妮佩妮

What

干嘛

You're an "actress " correct

你是个"演员" 对吧

I'm not an "actress."

我不是"演员"

I'm an actress.

我就是演员

All right.

好吧

You're an actress.

你是个演员

I need you to teach me.

我需要你教教我

You want an acting lesson

你想上一节表演课

Perhaps two. I'd like to master the craft.

没准儿得两节我想学精一点儿

Okay where is this coming from

你怎么忽然想到这个的

It has been suggested to me that acting techniques

有人建议我说表演技巧

could improve my lecturing at which

能够提高我的教学水平

if certain tweets and blogs are to be believed

如果有人相信那些微博和博客的话

I "suck the big one."

我貌似"不很擅长教学"

Yeah I saw those. They were funny.

啊我都看过了写得很好玩

I printed a few out and put 'em on my fridge.

我还打印了一些出来贴在冰箱上了

So when could we start

那咱们什么时候开始上课

Okay just to be clear.

好吧先把话说清楚了

You are asking me for help because I know something

你找我帮忙是因为我会一些

that the brilliant Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn't.

你这位聪慧的谢尔顿·库珀博士不会的东西

I suppose that's one way to look at it.

你这样解释也行

I think it's the only way to look at it.

我认为这是唯一的解释了

Are you going to help me or not

你到底帮不帮我嘛

Probably. I'm just enjoying the foreplay.

考虑看看我只是比较享受这段前戏

Does this mean you are done mocking my acting career

这是不是就意味着你不会再嘲笑我的演艺事业了

Oh I'm sorry I thought making the transition

真不好意思我以为你由演员

from actor to acting teacher

转变为表演课老师

was the signal that one's career

就已经意味着

had reached the end of the road.

你的事业走到了尽头了

Forget it.

算了吧

I'll pay you $40.

我付你四十美金

Saturday 9 00 a.m. Bring cash.

周六早上九点带现金来

Raj I have amazing news

拉杰我有好消息要宣布

What

什么好消息

I just got offered a fellowship

以色列的魏茨曼研究所刚刚通知我

at the Weitzmann Institute in Israel.

他们给我提供了学术奖学金邀我过去

Dude that's incredible I know.

-伙计这太棒了 -就是

The only thing is I'm gonna be gone for two years.

唯一的问题是我得离开两年

Aw I'm gonna miss you.

我会想你的

Are you going with him

你跟他一起去吗

I have to stay here for school.

我得留在这上学

That's what we're here to talk to you about.

我们就是来找你谈这件事的

You see Bernadette has needs.

你知道伯纳黛特也是有需求的

What kind of needs

什么需求

Sexual needs.

性需求

Most of them regular

大部分都还比较正常

some of them kind of messed up.

但也有些比较狂野的

So while I'm gone

所以我不在的时候

you're going to have to satisfy her.

就得靠你来满足她了

What do you say

你同意吗

I say okey dokey.

乐意之至

What ya thinking so hard about

你这么认真地想什么呢

Just that I'm definitely not gay.

我只是在想我绝对不是同性恋

Penny

佩妮

Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮

What's wrong

出什么事了

Nothing. I was acting.

没事我在演戏而已

You were acting.

你在演戏

Yes. In preparation for today's studies

没错我为了今天要上的课做了很多预习

I read Stanislavski's An Actor Prepares

我读了斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基的《演员的准备》

(俄国演员导演戏剧教育家理论家)

Stella Adler's The Technique of Acting

斯特拉·阿德勒的《演戏的技术》

Uta Hagen's Respect for Acting

犹他·哈根的《尊重表演艺术》

and Henry Winkler's Ayyy I'm an Actor.

和亨利·温克勒的《欸, 我是演员》

Well good for you.

真不错

Come on in.

进来吧

How shall we begin

我们怎么开始

Well I thought we'd start

我认为我们可以

with some basic movement exercises.

先做一些基础的动作练习

You know get our bodies warmed up a little.

就是稍微热热身

All right.

好吧

So I just want you to relax

我想让你放松

and kind of move around in the space.

随意的扭动一下身体

You know just do whatever feels natural.

你觉得怎么自然就怎么来

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You said to do whatever feels natural.

你说让我觉得怎么自然就怎么来

This feels natural.

我这样就挺自然的

Certainly more natural

肯定比你在做的那些动作

than what you're doing.

要自然得多

Come on you got to work with me.

拜托你得配合我

We need to get connected with our bodies.

我们要跟我们的身体建立联系

Penny my body and I have a relationship

佩妮我和我的身体

that works best when we maintain a cool

在双方都很酷并且保持一定距离的情况下

wary distance from each other.

才能运作的最好

All right let's just say we've warmed up.

好吧就当咱们已经热过身了吧

You're the "teacher" .

你是"老师" 你说了算

Okay. One of the things that might help you

好吧你要是想跟你的学生

in connecting with your students

建立沟通其中一个有效的办法

is being a little more spontaneous.

就是要自然一些

So why don't we try some improvisation

所以咱们试试即兴表演怎么样

Why not It seems like

当然好啦反正

you're improvising your entire curriculum.

你整个教学过程也都是在即兴表演

This is all about listening and responding.

这主要练习的就是倾听和反应能力

Gotcha.

明白

I'm going to create a character

我要创造一个角色

and a situation and you just jump in when you feel it.

和一个场景你准备好了就加入我的表演

All right. All right.

-好的 -那开始了

Action.

开拍

Okay it's not a movie.

好吧这不是在演电影

It's improv. So no one calls "action" .

这只是即兴表演所以用不着叫"开拍"

Hey you taught me something.

你还真教了我点东西呢

Who would have thought it

谁能想到会有这么一天

Okay.

好吧

and I really need those shoes.

我真的很急着要那批鞋子

They are my biggest seller.

那可是我卖的最好的货

Yes ladies sizes six through ten.

没错六到十码的女鞋

Thank you. Oh sorry.

谢谢抱歉

I have to go. I have a customer. Bye bye.

我得挂了有客人上门了再见

Hi. Can I help you

有什么可以帮到你的吗

I'd like a frozen yogurt please.

请给我来一杯冻酸奶谢谢

Yogurt

酸奶

Okay sure.

好吧没问题

Luckily we sell both shoes and yogurt here.

还好我们又卖鞋又卖酸奶

You do

是吗

Yes. Look up at the sign

是啊你抬头看看我们的招牌

and remember improv is always about saying yes.

你还要记着即兴表演就是要说是

All right.

好吧

Yes.

是耶

I see a sign.

我看到招牌了

It says "Camarillo State Mental Hospital" .

上面写着"卡马里奥州精神病院"

What

什么

It's the only explanation I can come up with

只有这个理由才能解释

for why you think you sell shoes and yogurt.

你怎么会认为自己又卖鞋又卖酸奶

Okay you know what

好吧这样好了

Let's just try a different improv. Uh..

咱们换个即兴表演的主题

Oh this time we will be two winos

这次咱俩演两个

living under a freeway overpass.

住在高速公路天桥下的酒鬼好了

Oh and we're going to use props

我们都可以用道具了

You bet.

必须的

I had dreams you know.

我也是有梦想的知道吗

I was gonna be famous.

我想出名

Show everybody back home I could be someone.

让我家乡的人都看看我也能出人头地

Now look at me.

可你看看我现在这样

Want some

喝点吗

You have any frozen yogurt

你有冻酸奶吗

I'm still not adjusted

我还是不明白

to how the SyFy channel spells their name now.

幻想频道怎么会是这样拼写

(原名Sci Fi 频道专门播放科幻奇幻惊悚超自然等电视影集)

S y F y. That's "siffy" .

S-y-F-y 那就成"饭想"了

Hello

喂

Oh my God Is he okay

天啊他没事吧

What happened Hang on. Hang on.

-出什么事了 -等一下等一下

Okay thank you.

好的谢谢

Howard was on his scooter and got hit by a truck.

霍华德骑摩托车的时候被一辆卡车给撞了

He's in critical condition.

他现在情况危殆

Oh no

不

Did you hear

你们听说了吗

Isn't it terrible

太可怕了

Have you seen him

你见到他了吗

They wouldn't let me in.

他们不让我进去

Oh my Howie.

我的霍霍呀

It'll be okay. It'll be okay.

不会有事的不会有事的

It'll be okay.

不会有事的

It'll be okay.

不会有事的

It's Howard.

是霍华德

Howard hello.

喂霍华德

Raj is that you

拉杰是你吗

Yeah I'm right here buddy. How are you

是的我就在这兄弟你还好吗

Shh shh. Listen to me.

听我说

I'm not gonna make it.

我撑不过了

No no no don't say that.

不不不别这么说

You're going to be all right.

你会没事的

Raj I don't have time. Now pay attention.

拉杰我时间不多了好好听我说

My last wish is that you look after Bernadette.

我最后的愿望就是你要好好照顾伯纳黛特

Of course of course.

当然了当然了

Now when you say "look after" you mean...

不过你说"照顾"是指

Sexually.

性方面的

Excuse me Bernadette. I have to hear it from him.

对不起伯纳黛特我得听他亲口说出来

Sexually.

性需求

Got it. Take care.

哦了保重啦

I guess I have no choice

我别无选择

but to make sweet guilt free love to you

只能在余生一而再再而三

over and over again for the rest of my life.

毫无罪恶地跟你享受甜蜜爱欲

That's how I heard it.

这也是我亲耳所闻的

Or it could be "sy fee."

又或者可以取名为"幻仙"

What

你说什么

S y F y. "Sy fee."

S-y-F-y. "幻仙"

Oh right.

好吧

Good one.

给力

So did you get a chance to go over the scene I gave you

对了你有时间看一遍我给你的那部电影吗

Yes. I didn't care for it.

看了但是我不喜欢

Okay Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is an American classic.

《朱门巧妇》可是美国经典中的经典

(《朱门巧妇》曾获5项奥斯卡提名)

So is the McRib sandwich.

传奇汉堡也是

I don't care for that either.

可我照样也不喜欢它

Fine. What would you rather do as a scene study

好吧那在场景学习方面你到底想怎么做

I'm glad you asked.

很高兴你能这么问

I took the liberty

我擅自把我

of adapting a Star Trek fan fiction novella

十岁那年写的《星际迷航》同人小说

I wrote when I was ten into a one act play.

改编成一部独幕剧

And you think it's better than Tennessee Williams

而你觉得比田纳西·威廉姆斯写的强多了

(田纳西·威廉姆斯是《朱门巧妇》的作者)

Why don't we leave that for future generations to decide

为什么不留给后代去决定呢

Where No Sheldon Has Gone Before.

《那些谢尔顿未曾到过的地方》

It's the story of a young boy who is transported

这个故事是发生在东德克萨斯州

from the ignorant backwoods of East Texas

在愚昧无知的边远地区一个少年郎

to the 23rd Century

被送到二十三世纪

where his genius is not only appreciated but celebrated.

在那里他的聪明才智不仅为人赏识而且被人盛赞

KMN...

杀了我吧

Now in this pivotal scene

现在在这场关键的戏里

Sheldon's mother played by you argues with an emissary

你扮演的谢尔顿的母亲与星际联邦的特使

of the United Federation of Planets Mr. Spock

斯波克先生发生争吵而斯波克先生

the role I will bring to life.

则由我来生动的展现

Okay that's fine but let's try

好吧这样也行但咱们先试试

and get you out of your comfort zone.

让你脱离你的舒适区

Why would we want to do that

为什么咱们要这么做

It's called "the comfort zone" for a reason.

"舒适区"之所以这么叫是有原因的

Okay the whole point of this is to loosen you up a little

这么做的原因是让你放松点儿

so I'm thinking you'll play the role of your mother

所以我觉得你应该扮演母亲的角色

and I will bring life to Mr. Spock.

而我负责来生动展现斯波克先生

I'm sorry.

我没听错吧

You'll be Spock

由你来演斯波克

It's only logical.

这才符合逻辑[Spock 台词]

Very well.

很好

I'll set the scene.

我来叙述一下背景

All right.

好的

"East Texas.

东德克萨斯州

"A warm summer night.

一个温暖的夏夜

"A woman Mary

一个女人玛丽

"stands on a porch.

站在阳台上

In the distance we hear a lonesome train whistle..."

从远处传来火车孤独的汽笛声

"The droning buzz of cicadas..""

知了单调的嗡嗡声

"A coyote howls at the moon

一只土狼冲着月亮嗷嚎

frightening sensitive young boys everywhere."

吓唬着四面八方心灵脆弱的少年郎

"Out in the woods

在丛林之外

an owl screeches..." Okay okay.

-一只猫头鹰发出毛骨悚然的尖叫声 -够了够了

We get it. You set the scene.

我懂了你的背景叙述得很清楚了

Hoo

呜呼

Now just read your mother's line.

快念你母亲角色的台词吧

"Shelly

"谢利

"Shelly how many times have I told you

谢利我跟你说过多少遍了

"not to leave your sciencey stuff out on the porch

别把你的实验工具放在阳台"

"Goodness

"天啊

"I'll never understand that boy.

我永远都不懂这孩子"

"But then again I'm a religious nut

"不过再次声明我是宗教迷

and my mind is closed to so many things."

我的心灵已经把太多东西拒之门外了"

([模仿飞船飞过的飕飕震动声])

"Spock to Enterprise. Transport successful."

"斯波克呼叫进取号发送成功"

"Glory be to Heaven

"荣耀归于上天

"some sort of creature just manifested out of thin air.

某种不知名物体突然出现"

"George put down that Pepsi can full of bourbon

"乔治把你那装满威士忌的百事可乐罐放下

that ain't foolin' no one and get your shotgun "

有时间做模作样还不如赶紧把抢抗上呢"

"Greetings Mary Cooper.

"向你问候玛丽·库珀

I am Spock."

我是斯波克"

I'm sorry. I just don't buy it.

抱歉我还是接受不了

Just keep going

别停继续演

"Oh my your sudden appearance startles me."

"天啊你的突然出现吓坏我了"

"We have been monitoring your son Sheldon

"我们在遥远的二十三世纪里

"from the 23rd Century and

一直密切关注着你的儿子谢尔顿"

"we have determined that he is now ready

"我们认为他现在已经够格

"to join us.

加入我们的行列"

"His unique genius is our best hope

"他独一无二的聪明才智是能给我们

for bringing peace to a vast and troubled galaxy."

广阔而混乱的星系带来和平的最大希望"

"I understand.

"我懂"

"Oh Shelly

"谢利

"A man's here to take you away to the future

有个男人说要把你带去未来

Be sure to pack clean underwear."

收拾的时候记得带上干净的内裤哦"

Okay okay let's try that last line again

好很好咱们再试试最后那段台词

and this time maybe try choking up a little.

这次你可以试着稍微带点哽咽

Why

为毛

Well you're losing your son.

你都快失去自己儿子了

Yes but he's going to a better place

没错但是他将要去一个更好的地方

where he won't get beat up... so much.

在那里他不会被人打击得那么厉害

All right come on just try it my way.

拜托啦试着按我说的演一把

Pretend you're sad to see him go.

假装你很舍不得他走

I'm gonna lead you in.

我会带你入戏的

"His unique genius is our best hope

"他独一无二的聪明才智是能给我们

for bringing peace to a vast and troubled galaxy."

广阔而混乱的星系带来和平的最大希望"

That's your cue. I'm sorry. I just love that line.

-该你了 -抱歉即使你演技浮夸了点

Even the way you do it.

但我依然爱这句台词爱到死

All right come on come on.

算了快点快点

Put some real emotion into it.

放点真感情进去

Blah blah blah blah...

此处省略23个字

"vast and troubled galaxy." Go.

从"带来和平的最大希望" 开始

"Oh Shelly

"谢利

A man's here to take you away to the future""

有个男人说要把你带去未来

"Be sure to pack clean underwear."

收拾的时候记得带上干净的内裤哦"

That's good. That's good. That's good.

很好很好做得不错

Mommy why are you crying

妈咪你为什么哭

'Cause I'm gonna miss you Shelly bean

因为我会很想你谢利豆

even though you creep the bugeeses out of me.

即使你总是吓死我

Okay I guess we're improvising now.

好我猜现在开始即兴表演了

I'm sorry.

对不起

It's not my fault.

这不能怪我

I'm just incredibly smart

我只是太过聪明了

and everyone around here is dumber than a bag of rocks.

而这里的每一个人都蠢得跟一坨大便一样

Oh now don't you start crying.

又来了你怎么又哭上了

You get in that spaceship.

你快上那艘破飞船

Mommy's late for Indian bingo.

妈咪去赌场要迟到了

Mrs. Cooper hey it's Penny.

库珀太太我是佩妮

Yeah I think I broke your son.

我想我让你儿子崩溃了

Hey hold on.

等等

Talk to your mother.

你妈咪的电话

Mommy I love you.

妈咪我爱你

Don't let Spock take me to the future

拜托别让斯波克把我带去未来

Hey Raj

拉杰

I know you've been avoiding me and Howard

我知道你在刻意避开我和霍华德

and I'm not leaving until you tell me what's going on

除非你告诉我你的小脑袋到底在想什么

inside that little head of yours.

否则我是不会走的

Like the wild elephant

就象狂野的大象

I am trumpeting my love for you

我要大声宣告我对你的爱

Like a hidden flower

就像隐藏的鲜花

My sweet fragrance comes into view

我香甜的芬芳要开启你全新的视觉

My heart burns for you like the sun at noon

我的心好比正午的太阳为你而炙热发烫

My desert welcomes you like the rainy monsoon

我的心好比热情的沙漠迎接你这场及时雨

You are my heart

你是我的小心肝

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

You are my heart

你是我的小心肝

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

You are my heart

你是我的小心肝

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

You are my heart

你是我的小心肝

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

You are my heart

你是我的小心肝

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

My universe

主宰我的小宇宙

Dance number aside I'm so not gay.

撇开宝莱坞式歌舞不说哥绝对不是小基佬

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