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Watch
this
it's
really
cool.
看好了 超级酷
Call
leonard
hofstadter.
呼叫Leonard Hofstadter
Did
you
say
"Call
helen
boxleitner"
您需要呼叫Helen Boxleitner吗?
No.
不
Call
leonard
hofstadter.
呼叫Leonard Hofstadter
Did
you
say
"Call
temple
beth
seder"
您需要呼叫Temple Beth Seder吗?
No.
Here
let
me
try
it.
- 不 - 让我试试
Call
mcflono
mcfIlooloon
呼叫Mcflono McfIlooloon
calling
rajesh
koothrappali.
正在呼叫Rajesh Koothrappali
oh
it's
very
impressive.
真是叹为观止啊
And
a
little
racist.
再加点种族主义
If
we're
all
through
playing
"mock
the
flawed
technology
"
你们嘲讽科技瑕疵够了吧
can
we
get
on
with
halo
night
能不能开始玩光晕了?
We
were
supposed
to
start
at
8
00.
It
is
now
8
06.
8点就该开始的 现在已经8:06
So
we'll
start
now.
那就现在开始
Yes
first
we
have
to
decide
我们得先决定
if
those
lost
six
minutes
will
be
coming
out
of
game
time
bathroom
time
or
the
pizza
break.
这失去的6分钟要怎么补回来 削减游戏时间 厕所时间 还是吃饭时间?
We
could
split
it
two
two
and
two.
我们可以平分成2分钟 2分钟 2分钟
If
we're
having
anchovies
on
the
pizza
we
can't
take
it
out
of
bathroom
time.
如果我们吃凤尾鱼披萨 厕所时间可就省不出来了
oh
what
fresh
hell
is
this
又他妈怎么了?
Oh
hey
penny.
Come
on
in.
嘿 Penny 请进
Hey
guys.
各位好
See
a
penny
pick
her
up
and
all
the
day
you'll
have
good
luck.
捡到一便士 好运行将至 (Penny又意为便士)
No
you
won'T.
不 你不会
Uh
can
I
hide
out
here
for
a
while
我能在这边呆会儿吗?
Sure.
What's
going
on
当然可以 怎么了?
Well
there's
this
girl
I
know
from
back
in
nebraska
christy.
有个女孩 是我在内布拉斯加的老相识 她叫Christy
Anyway
she
called
me
up
and
she's
like
"hey
how's
california
"
她打电话给我 问起加州感觉如何
And
I'm
like
"awesome
"
'cause
you
know
it's
not
nebraska.
我回答说超棒 因为不是内布拉斯加啊
And
the
next
thing
I
know
she's
invited
herself
out
here
to
stay
with
me.
然后她居然自己跑过来 要和我一起住
8
08.
8:08咯
Anyway
she
got
here
today
and
she's
just
been
in
my
apartment
yakity
yakking
about
every
guy
she
slept
with
in
omaha
她今天刚到 一直呆在我房间 唧歪每一个她在奥马哈睡过的男人
which
is
basically
every
guy
in
omaha
差不多也就是奥马哈所有的男人
and
washing
the
sluttiest
collection
of
underwear
you
have
ever
seen
in
my
bathroom
sink.
她还在我浴室水池里 洗你能想像到的最淫荡的内衣
Is
she
doing
it
one
thong
at
a
time
or
does
she
throw
it
all
in...
她一次只洗一件 还是混在一起...
like
some
sort
of
erotic
bouillabaisse
像某种色情盛宴?
He
really
needs
to
dial
it
down.
I
know.
- 他真的需要降降温 - 我知道
So
if
you
don't
like
this
christy
why
are
you
letting
her
stay
你不喜欢Christy的话 干嘛让她留下?
Well
she
was
engaged
to
my
cousin
while
she
was
sleeping
with
my
brother
她跟我弟弟睡的时候 和我表兄订婚了
so
she's
kind
of
family.
说起来也算是个家人
I
apologize
for
my
earlier
outburst.
我为自己刚才的爆发道歉
Who
needs
halo
when
we
can
be
regaled
with
the
delightfully
folksy
tale
of
the
whore
of
omaha
有奥马哈骚货的民间故事可以传诵 谁还要玩光晕?
Oh
I
don't
think
she's
a
whore.
我不觉得她是骚货
No
yeah
she's
definitely
a
whore.
不 她绝对是个骚货
I
mean
she
has
absolutely
no
standards.
她根本就没有原则
This
one
time
she
was
at...
有一次我们在...
where's
howard
Howard呢?
Bonjour
mademoiselle.
早上好 小姐
I
understand
you're
new
in
town.
我知道你是新来的
Oh
good
grief.
哦 好悲伤
By
aBu
201705
天才也性感 第一季 第7集
Aw
I
cannot
believe
christy
let
howard
into
my
apartment.
真不敢相信Christy居然让Howard进我家
And
I
cannot
believe
people
pay
for
horoscopes
我也不敢相信居然有人花钱去占星
but
on
a
more
serious
note
it's
8
13
and
we're
still
not
playing
halo.
更严肃的问题是 现在已经8:13 我们还没开始玩光晕
Okay
fine.
We'll
just
play
one
on
one
until
he
gets
back.
好吧 我们玩一对一 等他回来
One
on
one
We
don't
play
one
on
one.
一对一? 我们从不玩一对一的
We
play
teams
not
one
on
one.
One
on
one.
我们玩团队 不玩一对一 你这一对一
Well
the
only
way
we
can
play
teams
at
this
point
is
if
we
cut
raj
in
half.
现在想玩团队 只能把Raj剖两半
Oh
sure
cut
the
foreigner
in
half.
There's
a
billion
more
where
he
came
from.
好啊 一个外国人倒下来 千百万个外国人站起来!
Hey
if
you
guys
need
a
fourth
I'll
play.
你们缺人的话 我加入
Great
idea.
好主意
No.
不要
The
wheel
was
a
great
idea
relativity
was
a
great
idea.
车轮的发明是个好主意 相对论也是个好主意
This
is
a
notion
and
a
rather
sucky
one
at
that.
这只是个想法 还是相当糟糕的想法
Why
为什么?
Why
为什么?
Oh
penny
penny
penny.
哦 Penny Penny Penny
Oh
what
what
what
哦 怎么 怎么 怎么?
This
is
a
complex
battle
simulation
with
a
steep
learning
curve.
这是款复杂的战斗模拟 对玩家要求很高
There
are
myriad
weapons
vehicles
and
strategies
to
master
要学习无数种武器 交通工具 和战略战术
not
to
mention
an
extremely
intricate
backstory.
更别提复杂的故事背景了
oh
cool.
Whose
head
did
I
just
blow
off
好酷 我把谁的头打爆了?
Mine.
我的
Okay
I
got
this.
Lock
and
load
boys.
我会啦 填弹药 兄弟们
It's
the
only
way
we
can
play
teams.
只有这样才能玩团队
Yes
but
whoever's
her
partner
will
be
hamstrung
by
her
lack
of
experience
但她缺乏经验 她搭档会被拖累
and
not
to
mention
the
fact...
更别说她...
there
goes
your
head
again.
你头又掉啦
Okay
it's
not
good
sportsmanship
to
shoot
somebody
who's
just
re
spawned.
别人刚复活就宰了人家 可不符合运动精神
You
need
to
to
give
them
a
chance
to...
now
come
on
你得给人家一个机会... 来吧!
Raj
raj
She's
got
me
cornered.Cover
me
Raj Raj! 她把我逼到死角了 掩护我!
Cover
this
suckers
尝尝这个吧 还掩护呢!
Penny
you
are
on
fire
Penny 你太火爆了!
Yes
and
so
is
sheldon.
是啊 Sheldon也着火了
Okay
that's
it.
我受够了
I
don't
know
how
but
she
is
cheating.
我不知道怎么回事 但她作弊
No
one
can
be
that
attractive
and
this
skilled
at
a
video
game.
美女不可能这么会打游戏的
Wait
wait
sheldon
come
back.
等一下 Sheldon 回来
You
forgot
something.
你忘带东西了
What
什么?
This
plasma
grenade.
这个血浆手榴弹
look
it's
raining
you.
看 在帮你灭火呢
You
laugh
now
you
just
wait
until
you
need
tech
support.
你就笑吧... 你会需要技术支持的
Gosh
he's
kind
of
a
sore
loser
isn't
he
唉 他就这么输不起吗?
Well
to
be
fair
he's
also
a
rather
unpleasant
winner.
公平点说 他赢了也不会开心
Well
it's
been
fun.
还挺好玩的
You
know
penny
we
make
such
a
good
team.
Penny 我们这么合作愉快
Maybe
we
could
enter
a
couple
of
halo
tournaments
sometime.
也许我们可以去参加光晕锦标赛呢
Or
we
could
just
have
a
life.
或者我们还是好好生活吧
I
guess
for
you
that's
an
option.
我猜那是你的选择
Good
night
leonard.
Good
night.
- 晚安 Leonard - 晚安
As
usual
nice
talking
to
you
raj.
和你聊天很愉快 Raj
what
do
you
suppose
she
meant
by
that
她什么意思?
She's
an
enigma
raj.
她是个迷 Raj
And
another
thing
there's
a
certain
ethic
to
the
game
penny
a
well
还有件事... 游戏规则是Penny一位
established...
she's
gone
sheldon.
- 有着 ... - 她走了 Sheldon
Well
she
could
have
said
good
bye.
她至少该说声再见
Okay
I
have
a
problem.
我有麻烦了
It's
called
carpal
tunnel
syndrome
and
quite
frankly
you
deserve
it.
这个叫腕骨综合症 说实话你活该
What's
wrong
怎么了?
Well
um
howard
and
christy
are...
呃 Howard和Christy好像...
kind
of
hooking
up
in
my
bedroom.
在我的卧室挺热乎的
Are
you
sure
你确定?
Look
I
grew
up
on
a
farm
okay
听着 我是在农场长大的
From
what
I
heard
they're
either
having
sex
or
howard's
caught
in
a
milking
machine.
据我的经验 他们不是在做爱 就是Howard被困在挤奶机里了
Do
you
mind
if
I
stay
here
tonight
我能在这过夜吗?
No
take
the
couch
or
my
bed.
没问题 你可以睡沙发 或者我的床
I
just
got
new
pillows.
Hypo
allergenic.
我刚换了新枕头 低过敏型
The
couch
is
good.
我睡沙发就好
Hold
that
thought.
Leonard
a
moment.
暂停一下 Leonard 过来说话
Let
me
guess.
You
have
a
problem
with
this.
我猜 你有点意见
Where
do
I
begin
从何说起呢?
It's
up
to
you.
Crazy
person's
choice.
随你 疯人的选择
Well
first
we
don't
have
houseguests.
首先 我们的房间不留宿
Frankly
if
I
could
afford
the
rent
I'd
ask
you
to
leave.
说实话 如果我付得起租金 早让你滚蛋了
Your
friendship
means
a
lot
to
me
as
well.
What
else
您的友谊对我意义重大 还有呢?
Well...
这个...
our
earthquake
supplies.
We
have
a
two
man
two
day
kit.
我们的地震补给啊 我们只有两人两天的储备
So
所以呢?
So
if
there's
an
earthquake
and
the
three
of
us
are
trapped
here
所以如果地震了 我们三个被困在这
we
could
be
out
of
food
by
tomorrow
afternoon.
我们明天下午就没东西吃了
I'm
sorry
are
you
suggesting
that
if
we
let
penny
stay
we
might
succumb
to
cannibalism
抱歉 你是说假如留Penny在这过夜 我们有可能被逼的自相残杀吗?
No
one
ever
thinks
it'll
happen
until
it
does.
事情没发生 谁也说不准
Penny
if
you
promise
not
to
chew
the
flesh
off
our
bones
while
we
sleep
you
can
stay.
如你能保证不会乘睡觉时吃我们 就可以留下过夜
What
什么?
He's
engaging
in
reductio
ad
absurdum.
他在玩归谬法
It's
the
logical
fallacy
of
extending
someone's
argument
to
ridiculous
proportions
逻辑学中的一种驳斥形式 用以证明矛盾的或荒谬的结论
and
then
criticizing
the
result.
是按照前提推出的逻辑上必然的结果
And
I
do
not
appreciate
it.
我并不欣赏
I'll
get
you
a
blanket
and
a
pillow.
我给你拿毯子和枕头
Okay
well
since
I'm
obviously
being
ignored
here
let's
go
over
the
morning
schedule.
好吧 我明显被无视 给你讲一下早晨的日程
I
use
the
bathroom
from
7
00
to
7
20.
7:00到7:20 厕所归我用
Plan
your
ablutions
and
bodily
functions
accordingly.
因此计划一下你的清洁任务 和身体机能运作
How
am
I
supposed
to
plan
my
bodily
functions
我怎么可能计划自己的身体机能运作?
I
suggest
no
liquids
after
11
00
P.M.
建议你晚上11点后不要喝水
Here
you
go.
放这了
Thanks
leonard.
谢谢 Leonard
Wrong.
错了
I'm
listening.
洗耳恭听
Your
head
goes
on
the
other
end.
你头该朝这边
Why
为什么?
It's
culturally
universal.
宇宙规律
A
bed
even
a
temporary
bed
床 即使是临时的床
is
always
oriented
with
the
headboard
away
from
the
door.
都该床头朝向门口
It
serves
the
ancient
imperative
of
protecting
oneself
against
marauders.
是遵循古老的传统 防止自己被偷袭
I'll
risk
it.
我情愿冒险
Anything
else
should
I
know
还有什么要提醒的吗?
Yes
if
you
use
my
toothbrush
I'll
jump
out
that
window.
如果你用了我牙刷 我会从这个窗口跳下去
Please
don't
come
to
my
funeral.
Have
a
good
night.
请别来参加我的葬礼 祝您晚安
Sorry
about
that.
很抱歉
That's
okay.
没关系
Fyi
his
toothbrush
is
the
red
one
in
the
plexiglas
case
under
the
uv
light.
他的牙刷是紫外灯下树脂格子里红色的那个
Got
it.
明白
Well
sleep
tight.
睡塌实
Thanks.
谢谢
Funny
expression
"sleep
tight."
这么说还挺好玩的 睡塌实
It
refers
to
the
early
construction
of
beds
这是因为早期床的结构
which
featured
a
mattress
suspended
on
interlocking
ropes
which
would
occasionally...
床垫被绳索吊起来 所以偶尔会...
sleep
tight.
睡塌实
what
are
you
doing
你干嘛呢?
Every
saturday
since
we've
lived
in
this
apartment
I
have
awakened
at
6
15
我们搬进来后每个周六早晨 我都在6:15准时醒来
poured
myself
a
bowl
of
cereal
给自己冲一碗麦片
added
a
quarter
cup
of
two
percent
milk
倒四分之一杯百分之二的牛奶
sat
on
this
end
of
this
couch
坐在沙发的这边
turned
on
bbc
america
and
watched
doctor
who.
打开英国广播公司美国频道 看<神秘博士>
Penny's
still
sleeping.
Penny还睡着呢
Every
saturday
since
we've
lived
in
this
apartment
I
have
awakened
at
6
15
我们搬进来后每个周六早晨 我都在6:15准时醒来
poured
myself
a
bowl
of
cereal...
I
know
I
know.
- 给自己冲一碗麦片... - 知道了 知道了
Look
you
have
a
tv
in
your
room.
你自己房间有台电视
Why
don't
you
just
have
breakfast
in
bed
你为什么不来个床上早餐呢?
Because
I
am
neither
an
invalid
nor
a
woman
celebrating
mother's
day.
因为我既不是残疾 也不是庆祝母亲节的妇女
What
time
is
it
现在几点?
Almost
6
30.
差不多6点半
I
slept
all
day
我睡了一整天?
No
it's
6
30
in
the
morning.
没有 是早上6点半
What
the
hell
is
your
problem
你们有病吧?
Okay
this
cereal
has
lost
all
its
molecular
integrity.
太棒了 这碗麦片再不彼此分子独立了
I
now
have
a
bowl
of
shredded
wheat
paste.
我现在有一碗麦片糊了
Hola
nerd
migos.
早安 我聪明的怪友们
Why
do
you
people
hate
sleep
大早上的怎么都不睡觉呢?
Are
you
wearing
my
robe
你穿着我的浴袍吗?
Oh
yeah.
Sorry
I'll
have
it
cleaned.
是啊 抱歉 我会洗干净
That's
okay
keep
it.
没关系 你自己留着吧
Where's
christy
Christy呢?
In
the
shower.
在洗澡
Oh
by
the
way
where
did
you
get
that
loofah
mitt
顺便问一句 你从哪买的丝瓜巾?
Yours
reaches
places
that
mine
just
won'T.
能洗到死角哦
You
used
my
loofah
你用了我的丝瓜巾?
More
precisely
we
used
your
loofah.
准确地说 是我俩用了
I
exfoliated
her
brains
out.
我把她搓得欲仙欲死
You
can
keep
that
too.
这个也送给你了
Well
then
we'll
probably
need
to
talk
about
your
stuffed
bear
collection.
那么...我还想谈谈你的毛毛熊收藏
Howard
Howard?
In
here
milady
在这里 宝贝!
There's
my
little
engine
that
could.
我的小火车在这里
Chugga
ghugga
chugga
chugga...
卡嚓 卡嚓...
Well
there's
one
beloved
children's
book
I'll
never
read
again.
我再也不会看这本书了 (畅销童话: <小火车做到了>)
Hi.
Christy.
嗨 我是Christy
Leonard
Leonard.
I'm
sheldon.
我是Sheldon
Right.
You're
howard's
entourage.
对 你们是Howard的随从
Uh
so
christy
what
are
your
plans
Christy 你打算怎么安排?
Oh
well
howard
said
he'd
take
me
shopping
in
beverly
hills.
Howard说带我去比佛利山购物
Yeah
no
I
meant
plans
to
find
someplace
to
live.
不是 我的意思是你的住处
You
know
other
than
with
me.
除了我这里
Not
that
I
don't
love
having
you
but
it'S...
我不是不欢迎你...
it's
a
little
crowded.
只是有点挤
You
know
penny
you're
always
welcome
to
stay
with
us.
Penny 你想过来随时都可以啊
Oh
terrific.
太好了
Now
we're
running
a
cute
little
b
&
B.
把这里当小旅店了
Let
me
offer
a
little
outside
the
box
thinking
here.
我作为局外人提个建议
Why
doesn't
christy
stay
with
me
Christy可以跟我住
For
one
thing
you
live
with
your
mother.
首先 你住你妈家
I
do
not.
不是的
My
mother
lives
with
me.
是我妈住我家
Well
then
it's
all
settled.
这样安排很好
Christy
will
stay
with
howard
penny
can
go
back
to
her
apartment
Christy住Howard那里 Penny回自己房间
and
I'll
watch
the
last
24
minutes
of
doctor
who.
我还有24分钟的<神秘博士>可看
Although
at
this
point
it's
more
like
doctor
why
bother
不过现在只能说是 <看不看没所谓博士>了
Sheldon
you
just
can't
dictate...
Sheldon 你不能这么独裁...
no
more
talking
Everybody
go
不要说话 全都走!
So
what
do
you
say
你怎么样?
Want
to
repair
to
casa
wolowitz
我们去Wolowitz之家修缮一下吧?
What
is
that
like
a
mexican
deli
什么地方? 墨西哥快餐店?
I'm
sorry
I
should
have
mentioned
this
earlier.
不好意思 之前没告诉你
My
last
name
is
wolowitz.
我姓Wolowitz
Oh
that's
so
cool.
哇 有意思
My
first
jew.
我的第一个犹太人
I
imagine
there
aren't
very
many
kosher
cornhuskers.
看来她没睡过名叫Kosher Cornhuskers的 (符合犹太食品要求的剥玉米农)
But
you're
still
taking
me
shopping
right
你会带我去购物吧?
Anything
you
want.
那是当然
Okay
I'll
go
pack
my
stuff.
好的 我去拿行李
When
they
perfect
human
cloning
I'm
going
to
order
12
of
those.
待克隆人技术成熟时 我要12个这样的
Howard
can't
you
see
she's
using
you
Howard 你看不出来她在利用你吗?
Who
cares
Last
night
she
pulled
off
her
blouse
and
I
wept.
管她呢? 昨晚她脱下睡衣 我激动得都流泪了
Look
howard
I
know
her.
Okay
Howard 我了解她 懂吗?
She'll
have
sex
with
anyone
as
long
as
they
keep
buying
her
things.
谁给她买东西 她就跟谁上床
Really
Yeah.
- 真的? - 是啊
Yay
爽!
If
you'll
excuse
me
I
have
some
bar
mitzvah
bonds
to
cash.
失陪了 我要去兑换我的成人礼金券
I'm
sorry
we
cannot
do
this
without
wolowitz.
很抱歉 没有Wolowitz我们没法吃
We
can't
order
chinese
food
without
wolowitz
没有Wolowitz我们就不能吃中餐?
Let
me
walk
you
through
it.
我跟你解释
Our
standard
order
is
The
steamed
dumpling
appetizer
general
tso's
chicken
我们是这么点的 头道蒸饺 然后左公鸡
beef
with
broccoli
shrimp
with
lobster
sauce
and
vegetable
lo
mein.
西兰花牛柳 虾酱和素菜捞面
Do
you
see
the
problem
发现问题了吧
I
see
a
problem.
发现一个不知道是不是的
Our
entire
order
is
predicated
on
four
dumplings
我们的菜单首先从四个饺子开始
and
four
entrees
divided
amongst
four
people.
剩下四道菜四个人分
So
we'll
just
order
three
entrees.
那就只要三道菜好了
Fine.
What
do
you
want
to
eliminate
好 那么舍弃哪道?
And
who
gets
the
extra
dumpling
多出的一个蒸饺给谁?
We
could
cut
it
into
thirds.
可以切成三份
Then
it's
no
longer
a
dumpling.
那就不是饺子了
Once
you
cut
it
open
it
is
at
best
a
very
small
open
faced
sandwich.
切开以后就是微型开口三明治了
Hi
fellas.
你们好
Oh
where's
your
annoying
little
friend
who
thinks
he
speaks
mandarin
那个自以为会说普通话的人没来?
He's
putting
his
needs
ahead
of
the
collective
good.
他把自己的利益置于集体利益之前
Where
he
comes
from
that's
punishable
by
death.
在这位老兄的家乡 那可是死罪
I
come
from
sacramento.
我是萨克拉门托人
Can
we
get
an
order
of
dumplings
but
with
three
instead
of
four
可不可以只要三个蒸饺?
No
substitutions.
不可替换
This
isn't
a
substitution.
It's
a
reduction.
这不是替换 是减量
Okay.No
reductions.
Fine.
- 好吧 不准减量 - 行
Uh
bring
us
three
orders
of
dumplings.
那我们要三笼蒸饺
That's
12.
We'll
each
have
four.
一共十二个 每人四个
That
works.
可以
No.
If
we
fill
up
on
dumplings
we
need
to
eliminate
another
entree.
不行 如果吃饺子吃饱了 就要再减一道菜
No
eliminations.
不准减菜
If
we
have
extra
we'll
just
take
the
leftovers
home.
多处来的就打包好了
And
divide
it
how
然后怎么分?
I'm
telling
you
we
cannot
do
this
without
wolowitz.
跟你说 没Wolowitz就是不行
Wolowitz
is
with
his
new
girlfriend.
Wolowitz和新女朋友在一起
If
you
had
let
me
invite
penny
then
you
would
have
had
your
fourth.
要不是你不让我请Penny 现在正好四个人
Have
you
seen
penny
eat
chinese
food
你见过Penny怎么吃中国菜吗?
She
uses
a
fork
and
she
double
dips
her
egg
rolls.
她拿叉子吃 还把蛋卷蘸两次
We
don't
order
egg
rolls.
我们又没点蛋卷
Exactly
but
we'd
have
to
if
she
was
here
是的 但她来了就会点蛋卷了!
Can
we
please
make
a
decision
能不能快点决定?
Not
only
are
there
children
starving
in
india
不仅仅在印度有孩子在挨饿
there's
an
indian
starving
right
here.
眼前就有个印度人在挨饿
There's
an
idea.
Why
don't
we
just
go
out
for
indian
food
要我说 不如去吃印度餐吧?
You're
nice
boys.
看你们几个人不错
Tell
you
what
I'm
going
to
do.
告诉你我的办法
I'm
going
to
bring
you
the
four
dumplings.
我给你们上四个饺子
When
I'm
walking
over
to
the
table
当我送上来的时候
maybe
I
get
bumped
one
of
the
dumplings
fall
to
the
floor.
也许我绊一下 碰掉一个饺子
No
one
has
to
know.
你们什么都不知道
I'll
know.
我知道
how
about
soup
汤怎么样?
Yeah
we
can
always
divide
soup.
汤总归是好分的
What
about
the
wontons
馄饨怎么分?
Hey
guys
what's
up
嗨 怎么啦?
It's
halo
night.
今晚是光晕游戏之夜
Yeah
Okay.
啊? 是啊
So
怎么?
Well
with
wolowitz
spending
all
of
his
time
with
your
friend
christy...
因为Wolowitz在陪你朋友Christy
she's
not
my
friend.
她不是我朋友
Friends
do
not
get
their
friends'
care
bears
all
sweaty.
是朋友就不会让我的小熊全湿光
Right.
Anyway
uh
with
wolowitz
occupied
elsewhere
没错 但是Wolowitz没空
we
had
something
we
wanted
to
ask
you.
我们要请你帮个忙
Sheldon
Yes.
- Sheldon? - 来了
Penny...
penny...
we
would
very
much
appreciate
it
if
you
would
be
the
fourth
member
of
our
halo
team.
如果你愿意加入我们的战队 我将十分感谢
I
don't
think
I
need
to
tell
you
what
an
honor
this
is.
我想不说你也明白 这是多大的荣耀
Oh
that's
so
sweet
but
I'm
going
out
dancing
with
a
girlfriend.
你们真好 但是今晚我和朋友去跳舞
You
can't
go
out
it's
halo
night.
你不能走 这是光晕之夜
Well
for
penny
it's
dancing
night.
在Penny看来 这是跳舞之夜
You
go
dancing
every
wednesday
你每周三晚上都跳舞?
No.
Then
that's
not
"dancing
night."
- 不 - 那就不能称跳舞之夜
Look
why
don't
I
play
with
you
guys
tomorrow
明天陪你们玩好不好?
Tonight
is
halo
night.
光晕之夜在今晚
It's
like
talking
to
a
wall.
好像跟墙壁说话似的
All
right
now
sheldon
you
and
I
are
about
to
have
a
problem.
Sheldon 别惹我发火
Sheldon
remember
we
role
played
this.
Sheldon 不是早都套好了台词吗?
Yes
but
you
didn't
portray
her
as
completely
irrational.
但是你扮的她没这么不讲理
All
right
fellas
I
gotta
go.
好了 我得走了
But
good
luck.
祝你们好运
Maybe
we
should've
asked
if
we
could
go
dancing
with
her
and
her
girlfriend.
也许我们可以问她 愿不愿带我们一起去跳舞
Okay
assuming
we
could
dance
which
we
can't
假设我们会跳舞 其实不会
there
are
three
of
us
and
two
of
them.
我们三个男生 两个女生
So
怎么?
It's
the
chinese
restaurant
all
over
again.
又是中餐馆的难题
I
assure
you
that
cutting
a
dumpling
in
thirds
is
child's
play
我向你保证 把饺子切成三份还算简单了
compared
with
three
men
each
attempting
to
dance
with
67%
of
a
woman.
每个人跟67%的女人跳舞才叫难
Oh
for
god's
sakes
sheldon
you're
driving
me
crazy
得了Sheldon 快被你逼疯了!
Your
anger
is
not
with
me
sir
but
with
basic
mathematics.
你不是气我 你是气基础数学
No.
I'm
pretty
sure
my
anger
is
with
you.
不 我十分肯定就是气你
What's
happening
to
us
We're
falling
apart.
我们这是怎么了 分崩离析
Who
are
you
calling
给谁打?
The
only
man
who
can
restore
any
semblance
of
balance
to
our
universe.
只有他才能给我们的宇宙带来平衡
Hi
this
is
howard
wolowitz.
嗨 我是Howard Wolowitz
And
this
is
christy
vanderbelt.
我是Christy Vanderbelt
We
can't
get
to
the
phone
right
now
because
we're
having
sex
我们不能接电话 因为在做爱!
You're
not
going
to
put
that
on
your
message
are
you
你不会真把这个放在答录机上吧?
Nah
I'm
just
kidding.
I'll
re
record
it.
不会 我说说的 等下重录
sheldon
think
this
through.
Sheldon 想清楚了
You're
going
to
ask
howard
to
choose
between
sex
and
halo.
你这是让Howard在性爱和光晕中做抉择
No
I'm
going
to
ask
him
to
choose
between
sex
and
halo
three.
不 是性爱和光晕3之间的抉择
As
far
as
I
know
据我所知
sex
has
not
been
upgraded
to
include
hi
def
graphics
and
enhanced
weapon
systems.
人类性爱还没升级到 高清图像和增强武器系统
You're
right
all
sex
has
is
nudity
orgasms
and
human
contact.
说的对 做爱有什么了不起 无非是裸体性高潮和人类接触
My
point.
就是说嘛
I'm
just
saying
you
can
take
the
damn
plastic
off
the
couch
once
in
a
while
我说 能不能别在沙发上盖塑料布!
Why
so
you
and
howard
can
hump
on
it
好方便你和Howard叉叉?
Ladies
ladies
I'm
sure
there's
a
middle
ground.
女士们 我想一定有折衷的
Shut
up
howard
闭嘴 Howard
You
know
what
you
guys
talk.
这样吧 你们慢聊
I'm
gonna
take
my
scooter
out
for
a
little
spin.
我骑车出去转一圈
You
happy
You
drove
your
own
son
out
of
the
house.
你开心了? 你把儿子赶出家门
hey
what
are
you
guys
doing
here
你们在这里做什么?
It's
halo
night.
今天是光晕之夜
He's
not
a
man
he's
a
putz
他不算男人 他是傻小子
And
don't
you
take
that
tone
with
me
you
gold
digger
你这个拜金女别跟我那种口气!
What'd
you
call
me
你说我什么?
You
heard
me
你听到了
And
I'll
tell
you
something
else
you're
barking
up
the
wrong
tree.
我跟你明说吧 你勾搭错人了
'Cause
as
long
as
you're
around
howard
is
out
of
the
will
只要你在 遗嘱就没他份!
You
know
what
I
got
better
offers.
知道吗? 我有更好的主意
I'm
outta
here.
我走了
that's
right.
对了
Go
back
to
babylon
you
whore
滚回巴比伦 骚货
So
halo
night
huh
光晕之夜是吧?
I
thought
she
was
the
whore
of
omaha.
我以为她是奥马哈的骚货
sheldon
you
got
him
in
your
sights
Fire
Sheldon 他在你的视野里! 开火!
He's
charging
his
plasma
rifle
他正在给电浆枪充电!
I
can't
shoot
now.
我不能开枪
I'm
cloaking
我隐身状态!
Now
raj
Kill
sheldon
Raj! 干掉Sheldon!
I
can't
see
him
我看不见他!
That's
why
they
call
it
cloaking
dead
man
所以这叫隐身! 死人
Start
throwing
grenades
开始扔手榴弹!
I'm
all
out
扔光了!
Hey
guys.
My
friends
and
I
got
tired
of
dancing
嗨 伙计们 我朋友不想跳舞了
so
we
came
over
to
have
sex
with
you.
所以来找你们做爱
Raj
hop
in
the
tank
Raj 跳进坦克里!
We
said
no
tanks
不是说不带坦克的吗!
There
are
no
rules
in
hell
地狱级没有规则!
Son
of
a
bitch.
Med
pack
该死的 血包!
I
need
a
med
pack
我要血包!
Told
ya.
跟你们说了
There's
a
sniper.
Use
your
rocket
launcher
有狙击手! 用火箭筒!
All
I've
got
is
a
needler
and
I'm
all
out
of
ammo
我只有一把针刺枪! 还没子弹了
And
now
you're
out
of
life.
现在你连命都没了
why'd
you
hit
pause
你干嘛按暂停?
I
thought
I
heard...
something.
我觉得...好似听到什么
What
什么?
No
n
never
mind.
Sorry.Go.
算了 不好意思 继续
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