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What
are
you
working
on
你在忙什么呢
Can't
talk.
In
the
zone.
没空说话 专注模式中
Do
you
know
what
he's
doing
你知道他在忙什么吗
Could
be
anything.
有各种可能
Last
time
he
was
like
this
上次像这样时
he
figured
out
electron
transport
in
graphene.
他解决了石墨烯中的电子传递问题
The
time
before
that
he
was
making
a
list
再之前的那次 他列了一张
of
who's
allowed
in
his
tree
fort
if
he
ever
gets
one.
如果他有树屋 谁可以上去玩的名单
Still
can't
believe
I
didn't
make
the
cut.
至今不敢相信我居然落选了
Uh
Sheldon
you
want
to
take
a
break
谢尔顿 要休息一下吗
Your
food's
ready.
吃的来了哦
No
no
what
are
you
doing
别这样 你干什么呢
He's
both
happy
and
quiet.
他现在既开心又安静
It's
like
seeing
a
unicorn
and
Bigfoot
at
the
same
time.
就像同时看到独角兽和大野人一样罕见
Sorry
we're
so
late.
抱歉我们来晚了
Bernadette
got
stuck
at
work.
伯纳黛特工作太忙走不开
Great
news
重大好消息
A
raccoon
virus
just
crossed
the
species
barrier
一种浣熊病毒刚刚打破了种族障碍
and
now
can
infect
humans
现在可以传染给人类了
Why
is
that
great
news
这算什么重大好消息
In
the
pharmaceutical
business
we
have
a
saying
在医药界我们有种说法
"Mo'
infections
mo'
money."
"传染越多 赚钱越多"
Wait
等等
Maybe
you
want
to
wash
你还是先洗洗
your
little
raccoon
hands
first.
你那双小浣熊爪子吧
Oh
calm
down.
放轻松
If
I
had
it
I'd
be
dead
already.
我要是真感染了 早就挂了
Guys
listen
up.
各位听我说
Can't
listen
zone.
没空听 专注模式中
Also
don't
care.
同时也不感兴趣
Next
week
is
the
anniversary
of
my
first
date
with
Bernadette.
下周是我和伯纳黛特初次约会的周年纪念
Really
don't
care.
彻底不感兴趣
I
want
to
do
something
special
我想来点特殊的惊喜
and
I
was
hoping
you
guys
could
be
a
part
of
it.
希望大家能够一起参与
Aw
what
horrible
thing
are
you
trying
to
make
up
for
你是干了什么坏事 现在想要弥补吧
Just
putting
something
in
the
bank
我不过是先存点额度
for
what
horrible
thing
I
do
next.
留着下次干坏事时用
Look
she's
gonna
be
back
any
second
so
here's
the
deal
趁她还没回来 先说我的计划
I'm
writing
a
song
and
I
was
hoping
我在写一首歌
we
could
all
play
it
for
her
together.
希望可以大家演奏给她听
Oh
I
love
that.
我喜欢这主意
That
is
so
beautiful.
太有爱了
Sheldon
谢尔顿
When
did
we
get
to
the
Cheesecake
Factory
我们什么时候来的芝士蛋糕工厂
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第六集
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It's
really
sweet
what
Howard
wants
to
do
for
Bernadette.
霍华德想给伯纳黛特的惊喜真有心
Yeah.
对啊
Hey
how
come
you've
never
done
anything
romantic
你怎么就从没做点浪漫的事
to
celebrate
our
first
date
来庆祝我们的初次约会呢
Well
for
starters
you've
broken
up
with
me
so
many
times
首先 你甩我的次数太多
which
first
date
are
we
talking
about
你的初次约会是指哪一次呢
Ooh
somebody
call
the
burn
ward.
这巴掌打得太响了
And
back
to
the
zone.
重回专注模式中
And
besides
I
do
romantic
things
for
you
all
the
time.
再说了 我经常为你制造浪漫呀
Can
you
even
name
one
romantic
thing
you've
done
for
me
倒是你能想出为我做过什么浪漫的事吗
I
can
name
tons.
我做过的可多了
Sex
doesn't
count.
床事不算
I
know
what
about
that
Bed
and
Breakfast
对了 上次我们去住民宿算吧
Well
I
took
you
there.
是我带你去的
All
you
did
was...
你所做的就只有...
I
know
what
I
did.
我很清楚自己做了什么
I
bet
they
had
to
throw
out
that
rocking
chair.
我估计他们得把那摇摇椅丢掉了
You
know
I
can
be
romantic
if
I
want
to.
要是我愿意 我也能变得很浪漫
It's
fine.
没关系啦
And
also
not
true.
你能浪漫才怪
Okay
just
you
wait
and
see.
算了 你就等着瞧吧
I'm
gonna
romance
your
freakin'
ass
off.
我非浪漫得你魂飞魄散不可
That's
beautiful.
这话真动听
Is
that
Shakespeare
敢问是莎士比亚的名言吗
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Zone.
模式中
He'll
figure
it
out
when
he
falls
off
the
roof.
等他从屋顶摔下来 就会知道自己走过了
Sheldon
I
know
you're
in
the
zone
谢尔顿 我知道你沉浸在模式中
but
do
you
want
some
tea
但你要喝茶吗
All
right
I
can't
believe
I'm
gonna
say
this
好吧 真不敢相信我要这么说
but
you
haven't
spoken
in
hours
你好几个小时都没说过话了
and
I'm
starting
to
get
worried.
我开始有点担心了
Please
say
something.
拜托你说点什么吧
Leonard
prepare
to
be
humbled
莱纳德 准备好五体投地
and
weep
at
the
glory
of
my
genius.
被本座的无上智慧吓哭吧
Nope
it
was
better
before.
我错了 你还是不说话的好
Look
at
it.
看看这白板
I
feel
like
my
mind
just
made
a
baby.
感觉就像我的智商生下了个娃
And
it's
beautiful.
多可爱的宝宝啊
It's
not
like
human
babies
它和人类宝宝不一样
which
are
loud
and
covered
in
goop.
不会大吵大哭 浑身覆盖黏糊糊的液体
Holy
crap
Sheldon
我的上帝啊 谢尔顿
did
you
just
figure
out
a
method
你这是想出了一个办法
for
synthesizing
a
new
stable
super
heavy
element
可以人工合成一种新型稳定超重元素吗
Did
I
是吗
Well
that
can't
be
right.
这不可能呀
No
one's
ever
done
that
before.
从来没有人成功过呢
Except
me
because
I
just
did
it
除了我 我想出来了
Sheldon
and
his
brain
yeah
谢尔顿谢尔顿脑力无边
Sheldon
and
his
brain
yeah
谢尔顿谢尔顿脑震八方
Sheldon
and
his
brain
yeah
谢尔顿谢尔顿脑动武林
Sheldon
and
his
brain
yeah
谢尔顿谢尔顿脑霸天下
Sheldon
and
his
brain...
谢尔顿谢尔顿
Yeah
definitely
better
before.
没错 还是不说话的好
So
I'm
almost
done
writing
the
song
for
Bernadette.
我给伯纳黛特写的歌快完工了
Are
you
cool
playing
the
cello
你拉大提琴行吗
If
by
"cool"
you
mean
"willing
to
"
Yes.
如果你是指乐意的"行" 那我可以
If
by
"cool"
You
mean
"cool
"
如果是指我拉琴有"型"
clearly
you've
never
seen
me
play
the
cello.
那你绝对是没见我拉大提琴的样子
Great.
Will
you
play
the
ukulele
很好 那你弹尤克里里琴吧
Of
course.
I'd
be
happy
to
shred
it
on
my
ax.
好啊 我非常乐意炫一下我的速技
Or
you
could
just
play
your
tiny
ridiculous
guitar.
要不就弹你那把小得出奇的傻逼吉他也行
Fine.
I
will
melt
her
heart.
好啦 我会弹得她心醉...
And
her
face
脸也碎的
Gentlemen.
各位先生
Uh
no
doubt
you
heard
about
my
little
breakthrough.
你们都听说了我的小突破吧
Now
if
your
plan
如果你们计划
is
to
hoist
me
on
your
shoulders
把我抬在肩上
and
carry
me
around
the
cafeteria
please
refrain.
在小餐厅里游行一周 还请你们尽量不要
I
don't
care
for
heights
motion
sickness
我个人不喜欢高处 我有晕动病
or
the
thought
of
your
necks
touching
my
buttocks.
也不喜欢让你们的脖子蹭我的尊臀
Seriously
congratulations
Sheldon.
说真的 恭喜你 谢尔顿
Yeah
I
read
your
paper
online.
我在网上看到了你的论文
That
technique
for
creating
a
new
heavy
element
is
inspired.
创造一种新的重元素的方法相当启发人
Oh
well
thank
you.
谢谢
Believe
it
or
not
信不信由你
I
just
learned
a
Chinese
research
team
我刚得知中国湖北
at
the
Hubei
Institute
for
Nuclear
Physics
核子物理研究所的研究小组
ran
a
test
on
a
cyclotron
在回旋加速器上进行了测试
and
the
results
were
extremely
promising.
结果相当喜人
Sheldon
that's
incredible.
Yeah
I
know
-谢尔顿 太不可思议了 -我知道
They
called
it
the
greatest
thing
since
the
Communist
party.
他们称之为自共产党成立后最伟大的事
Although
I'm
pretty
sure
that
不过我相当确信
the
Communist
party
made
them
say
that.
是共产党让他们这样说的
I
like
China.
我爱中国
See
they
know
how
to
keep
people
in
line.
他们知道如何让人守规矩
So
what
happens
next
接下来会怎样
Oh
more
testing
more
success
more
fame.
更多的测试 更多的成功 更多的名望
But
don't
worry
别担心
I
will
remain
the
same
down
to
earth
humble
Joe
我会一如既往保持那颗踏踏实实的
I've
always
been.
谦卑之心
Good
to
know.
Yeah.
-太好了 -是的
Now
give
me
that
cookie
你的饼干本皇要了
I
discovered
an
element.
我发现了新元素
Thank
you
so
much
for
coming.
感谢你能来
You
called
the
right
person.
你找对人了
I
believe
I
have
the
perfect
romantic
evening
我相信我能设计出一个完美的浪漫之夜
for
you
to
give
Leonard.
让你送给莱纳德
Okay
good
'cause
I've
been
really
struggling
with
this.
太好了 因为我真的是没辙了
As
I'm
sure
you're
aware
我相信你知道
the
quickest
way
to
a
man's
heart
is
through
his...
最快的抓住男人心的方法是俘获他的...
Pants
but
Leonard
says
sex
doesn't
count.
"裤裆" 但莱纳德说床事不算
You
poor
thing.
可怜的女人
You
have
one
arrow
in
your
quiver
箭袋里只有一支箭
and
you
just
can't
use
it.
却被禁止使用
Fortunately
another
pathway
to
a
man's
heart
幸运的是 另一个抓住男人心的方法是
is
through
his
stomach.
俘获他的胃
I
don't
know
if
I
want
to
cook
for
him
我不太愿意给他做饭
he's
kind
of
a
picky
eater.
他在吃方面很挑剔
I
mean
"It's
too
salty.
总是说 "太咸了"
It's
too
dry.
"太干了"
It's
too
burnt
and
frozen
at
the
same
time."
"这玩意简直是冻与焦之歌啊"
Wait
come
on
拜托
what
else
would
sweep
you
off
your
feet
还有什么办法能让你春心荡漾的
Well
I've
always
had
this
fantasy
that
involves
dancing.
我一直有个关于跳舞的幻想
The
sexual
chemistry
我与舞伴之间的
between
my
partner
and
me
is
electric.
暧昧感觉犹如电光四射
But
boy
oh
boy
老天啊老天
does
my
father
not
approve
我父亲却不赞同这段恋情
until
he
sees
us
in
the
big
dance
competition.
直到他在舞蹈比赛上看到我们热舞一曲
Okay
that's
just
the
plot
for
Dirty
Dancing.
拜托 这是电影《辣身舞》的剧情
What
else
would
you
love
你还喜欢什么
Other
than
being
lifted
over
Patrick
Swayze's
head.
除上被帕特里克·斯威兹举过头顶之外
《辣身舞》男主角
Oh
Oh
uh
you
could
uh
stand
outside
his
window
对了 你可以站在他的窗户外
with
a
boom
box
in
the
air.
将手提音响高高地举起放歌
That's
from
Say
Anything.
这是电影《情到深处》的桥段
Look
I'm
a
lonely
guy
I
watch
a
lot
of
movies.
我是一个深闺寂寞的男人 没事就爱看电影
Look
Penny
if
you
truly
want
to
be
romantic
佩妮 如果你真的想要浪漫
it
needs
to
come
from
you.
就得发自内心
I
get
that
but
why
is
this
so
hard
我明白 可为什么这么难呢
Well
you've
probably
never
had
to
do
this
stuff
可能是因为你从来不用做这些事
'cause
you're
young
and
beautiful
因为你既年轻又漂亮
and
men
have
always
thrown
themselves
at
you.
男人对你趋之若鹜
Yeah
I'm
trying
to
be
sad
about
that.
是啊 我想为此难过一下
I
can't.
但我做不到
Let's
see
what's
next
我想想 下个是什么
Okay
Here.
好的 这个
This
is
the
Magic
Marker
这只马克笔
I
was
using
when
I
made
the
discovery.
是我做出发现时使用的
I
don't
think
the
Smithsonian's
gonna
want
your
marker.
我不觉得美国博物馆会要你的马克笔
And
that's
why
you're
not
on
a
list
for
my
tree
fort.
这就是我树屋不欢迎你的原因
Ooh
guess
who's
getting
an
article
猜猜《今日物理》
written
about
him
in
Physics
Today
将写篇关于谁的报导
I'll
give
you
a
hint.
给你个提示
You
measured
the
diameter
of
his
suspicious
mole
yesterday.
你昨天为他测量过一颗可疑痣的直径
Sheldon
I'm
so
proud
of
you.
谢尔顿 我真为你骄傲
Well
you
should
be.
这是应该的
My
discovery
is
spreading
like
wildfire.
我的发现的散播速度犹如星火燎原
Unlike
my
mole
which
is
holding
steady
和我的痣不同 这颗痣保持稳定
at
the
size
of
a
navy
bean.
一直保持菜豆的大小
What's
next
下一个是什么
This
is
the
very
copy
这本是
of
The
Handbook
of
Chemistry
and
Physics
《化学物理手册》
in
which
I
looked
up
the
reaction
rates
我就是用这本查询了
of
mendelevium
and...
钔的反应速率以及...
And
what
No.
-以及什么 -完了
No
no
no
no.
完了 完了 完了
What's
wrong
出什么事了
I've
made
a
horrible
mistake.
我犯了个可怕的错误
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么
This
table
it's
in
square
centimeters.
这个表格是平方厘米制的
I
read
it
as
square
meters.
我看成了平方米
You
know
what
that
means
知道这意味着什么吗
That
Americans
can't
handle
the
metric
system
美国人看不懂公制吗
Amy
I
was
off
by
a
factor
of
10
000.
艾米 我这是失之毫厘差之千里的错误
But
the
Chinese
team
found
the
element.
但是中国研究小组发现了元素
Yeah
well
they
shouldn't
have.
他们不应该发现的
My
calculations
were
wrong.
我的计算是错的
There
must
be
some
resonance
元素之间肯定有
between
the
elements
I
didn't
know
about.
我不知道的某种共振
So
you
just
got
lucky
这么说你只是幸运吗
Sheldon
Cooper
does
not
get
lucky
谢尔顿·库珀从来不靠幸运[没上过床]
You
and
me
both
brother.
咱们同病相怜 小哥哥
It
doesn't
matter.
这不重要
The
element
was
found
because
of
you
因为你元素才会被发现
and
that's
groundbreaking.
这是突破性的成果
What
matters
is
重要的是
the
greatest
scientific
achievement
of
my
life
我这辈子最伟大的科学成就
is
based
on
a
blunder.
是建立在一个巨大的错误之上
I'm
not
a
genius
I'm
a
fraud.
我不是天才 我是个骗子
You
know
Sheldon
in
neuroscience
谢尔顿 在神经系统学里
we're
forever
finding
something
in
one
part
of
the
brain
我们总是在大脑某处有所发现
that
we
thought
was
someplace
else.
但地方和原来想的完全不一样
Oh
great.
这下可好
Now
I'm
worse
than
a
fraud.
现在我连骗子都不如了
I'm
practically
a
biologist.
我沦为生物学家之流了
You
got
to
stop
beating
yourself
up
over
this.
你别再为这件事自责了
I
mean
you
made
a
mistake
but
it
was
a
happy
mistake.
你虽然犯了错误 但也是个值得开心的错误
There's
nothing
happy
about
it.
没什么好值得开心的
I'm
being
given
credit
that
I
don't
deserve.
这份功劳不是我应得的
Oh
people
get
things
they
don't
deserve
all
the
time.
人们经常会得到自己不应得的东西
Look
at
me
with
you.
看我的朋友是你就知道了
No
Leonard
this
is
going
to
haunt
me
for
the
rest
of
my
life.
莱纳德 这件事会让我余生都痛苦不堪
Every
science
classroom
每一个科学教室
every
periodic
table
every
textbook
每一张元素周期表 每一本教科书
this
mistake
will
be
staring
back
at
me
这个错误会恶狠狠地瞪着我
like
that
time
you
let
Koothrappali
wax
your
eyebrows.
就像那次你让库萨帕里帮你修眉毛的后果一样
I've
got
to
find
a
way
to
stop
this
thing.
我要想办法解决这件事
Buddy
I
don't
think
you
can.
伙计 我觉得你没辙
I
mean
once
it's
out
there
it's
out
there.
我的意思是 木已成舟 实难挽回
This
thing
is
like
the
science
equivalent
of
a
sex
tape.
这件事就好比科学界的性爱影片流出
You
know
frankly
I'd
prefer
a
sex
tape.
老实说 我宁愿我的错是性爱影片
You
don't
know
what
a
sex
tape
is
do
you
你不知道性爱影片是什么吧
No.
不知道
Make
sure
you
guys
get
to
the
restaurant
by
8
00.
你们一定要在8点准时到达餐厅
Bernadette's
meeting
me
there
at
8
30
伯纳黛特会在8点半到达
and
I
don't
want
to
blow
the
surprise.
我可不想搞砸这次惊喜
We'll
be
there.
Got
it.
-我们会准时到的 -收到
Now
uh
I
have
a
question
about
the
song.
对于这首歌 我有个问题
I
was
thinking
at
some
point
我一直在想能不能
I
could
bust
out
a
little
rap.
在歌的某处给你加点说唱饶舌风
N
N
N
No...
嘿 哟 不 不 不要
Come
on
come
on
you
haven't
even
heard
it
yet.
干嘛这样 你都还没听呢
Leonard
give
me
a
beat.
莱纳德 来点拍子
I
will
not.
不要
Please
拜托啦
No
I
want
this
to
be
romantic.
不要 我要的是浪漫好吗
It
will
be
会很浪漫啊
I
don't
call
anyone
a
ho
歌词里没有叫任何人"婊子"
and
the
only
time
I
use
the
phrase
"my
bitch
"
而且我唯一用到"我的小贱人"这个词
I'm
referring
to
you.
指的还是你
There
he
is
他来了
Stop
it.
停下
Stop
celebrating
me
别鼓掌赞扬我
And
no
woos
还有无欢呼
Oh
not
you
Dr.
Woo.
You're
fine.
不是说你 吴[无]博士 跟你没关系
I
want
you
all
to
know
我想让大家知道
that
you
have
no
reason
to
applaud
me.
你们没必要为我鼓掌喝彩
My
so
called
breakthrough
我所谓的"突破"
wasn't
the
result
of
my
genius.
不是因为我的聪明才智
It
was
nothing
more
than
a
boneheaded
mistake.
那不过是我犯的低级错误而已
So
please
refrain
所以以后
from
praising
me
for
it
in
the
future.
请克制住你们想为此赞扬我的冲动
Wh...
I
don't
understand.
什么 我不懂
They
didn't
find
the
element
他们没发现那个元素吗
Oh
no
they
found
the
element.
不 他们发现了
No
no
stop
it
不 不 停下
I
don't
need
to
take
this
admiration
我不需要你们这样的人
from
the
likes
of
you
people
来赞美崇拜我
How
do
I
make
them
stop
loving
me
我怎么才能让他们不喜欢我呢
Invite
them
to
live
with
us.
邀请他们跟咱们一起住
Boy
Bernadette
is
gonna
love
this.
Yeah.
-伯纳黛特一定会感动死的 -对啊
It
must
be
nice
to
have
someone
do
something
so
romantic.
有人为自己做这么浪漫的事 感觉一定很棒
Okay
you
know
what's
not
romantic
够了 你知道什么是不浪漫吗
Rubbing
it
in
someone's
face.
正面嘲讽别人[在别人脸上蹭来蹭去]
Actually
it
can
be
老实说这的确是
but
I
told
you
sex
doesn't
count.
但我之前说了 床事不算
I'm
getting
worried
about
Bernadette.
我开始担心伯纳黛特了
I'm
gonna
call
and
check
on
her.
我要打给她问一下
The
National
Science
Foundation
国家科学基金会
wants
to
give
me
a
substantial
grant.
想给我一大笔研究基金
Oh
that's
a
big
deal.
I
know.
-这是大事啊 -我知道
When
will
this
nightmare
end
这场恶梦要何时才能结束
Hey
I
get
that
you
feel
bad
about
all
the
attention
我知道你觉得受不起这些关注
but
still
what
you
did
is
amazing.
但你做的事真的很了不起
We're
really
proud
of
you.
I'm
not.
-我们为你感到骄傲 -除了我
You're
not
你不是吗
Sheldon
I've
been
thinking
about
it
谢尔顿 我一直在考虑这件事
and
you're
right.
你说得对
You
don't
deserve
any
credit.
这份功劳不是你应得的
All
you
did
was
misread
some
numbers
on
a
table.
你不过是看错了表上一些数字
A
very
easy
table
too.
那还是一张非常简单的表
Honestly
I'm
embarrassed
for
you.
老实说 我为你感到羞愧
That's
the
most
romantic
thing
I've
ever
heard.
这是我这辈子听过最浪漫的话了
Damn
it
everyone's
better
at
this
than
me.
靠 大家都比我会耍浪漫
Congratulations
Dr.
Fowler.
恭喜你 福勒博士
You
just
made
the
fort.
我的树屋欢迎你
Guys
there
w
was
an
accident
at
Bernie's
lab.
各位 妮妮的实验室出事了
Oh
my
God
is
she
okay
天啊 她没事吧
Yeah
but
she's
at
the
hospital
in
quarantine.
没事 不过她被送去医院隔离了
What
Poor
Bernadette.
-什么 -可怜的伯纳黛特
I
hate
to
pile
on
the
bad
news
but
I
just
got
a
raise.
我不想雪上加霜 但我刚获得加薪了
Oh
my
God
Bernie
what
happened
天啊 妮妮 发生什么事了
Well
let's
just
say
the
next
time
you
move
我只能说下次当你把
a
dozen
vials
of
raccoon
virus
to
the
fridge
12瓶浣熊病毒放进冰箱时
make
two
trips.
最好分两次拿
You're
sure
you're
okay
你确定你没事吗
Yeah
it's
just
a
precaution.
没事 这只是防范措施而已
If
there
was
a
problem
如果我有事
I'd
be
throwing
up
out
of
my
eyeballs
by
now.
我早就连眼珠子吐出来了
Sorry
I
messed
up
our
date.
抱歉我搞砸了我们的约会
No
don't
worry
about
it.
不用担心
I
brought
the
date
here.
我把约会带这来了
Guys
come
on
in.
各位快进来
What's
all
this
这是怎么回事
Well
tonight
is
the
anniversary
of
our
first
date
今晚是我们第一次约会的周年纪念日
and
I
wanted
to
celebrate
it
by
writing
a
song
for
you.
我为你写了首歌来庆祝
Howie.
华仔
Sheldon
get
over
here
谢尔顿 快过来
She
might
be
contagious.
她可能会传染人
Don't
you
think
I'm
having
a
rough
enough
day
你觉得我今天过得还不够糟吗
Sheldon
谢尔顿
If
I
didn't
have
you
如果身旁没有你
Life
would
be
blue
生活无趣失重心
I'd
be
Dr.
Who
without
the
TARDIS
《神秘博士》没话亭
对这剧有举足轻重的意义
电视剧《神秘博士》中的多功能电话亭
Is
it
me
or
does
she
not
look
so
good
你们有没有觉得她看着像是被感染了
A
candle
without
a
wick
也像蜡烛没灯芯
A
Watson
without
a
Crick
沃森没了克里克
DNA分子的结构
沃森与克里克与另一名搭档一起发现了
I'd
be
one
of
my
outfits
without
a
dick
ie
像我衣服少领结
I'd
be
cheese
without
the
mac
起司没有通心面
Jobs
without
the
Wozniak
像乔布斯没搭档
乔布斯与好搭档沃兹尼亚克
苹果公司的创始人
I'd
be
solving
exponential
equations
没有了你就像是
That
use
bases
not
found
on
your
calculator
用少底的计算器 来解指数方程式
Making
it
much
harder
to
crack
难度加倍解不出
I'd
be
an
atom
without
a
bomb
像个原子没有弹
A
dot
without
the
com
像个点儿少了康
网路DNS的通用頂級域 ".com"
And
I'd
probably
still
live
with
my
mom
而且还在跟妈住
And
he'd
probably
still
live
with
his
mom
他还会在跟妈住
Ever
since
I
met
you
you
turned
my
world
around
打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆
You
supported
all
my
dreams
and
all
my
hopes
我的梦想与希望 都有你在支持我
You're
like
uranium
235
and
I'm
uranium
238
你若是那铀235 那我就是铀238
Almost
inseparable
isotopes
难分离的同位素
I
couldn't
have
imagined
我从没能想象到
How
good
my
life
would
get
此生能如此幸福
From
the
moment
而我幸福的起点
That
I
met
you
是在初次遇见你
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Oh
Howie.
华仔
If
I
didn't
have
you
如果身旁没有你
Life
would
be
dreary
百无聊赖失寄托
I'd
be
string
theory
without
any
string
像弦理论失了弦
I'd
be
binary
code
without
a
one
二进位中少了1
二进位码是由0与1组成
A
cathode
ray
tube
without
an
electron
gun
阴极射线管没枪
阴极射线管中都有阴极电子枪
I'd
be
Firefly
Buffy
and
Avengers
without
Joss
Whedon
《萤火虫》《巴菲》《复联》没了导演乔斯·惠登
电影《复仇者联盟》导演都是乔斯
惠登
电视剧《萤火虫》《吸血鬼猎人巴菲》
I'd
speak
a
lot
more
Klingon
会多说克林贡语
克林贡语是星际迷航剧中的人造语言
Heghlu'meH
QaQ
jajvam
黄道吉日今宜死
下一句其实是"送我们的敌人去见祖宗吧"
克林贡语版的"today is a good day to die"
And
he'd
definitely
still
live
with
his
mom
他还会在跟妈住
Ever
since
I
met
you
you
turned
my
world
around
打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆
You're
my
best
friend
and
my
lover
当我挚爱与挚友
We're
like
changing
electric
and
magnetic
fields
要电动才能生磁 而磁变才会生电
You
can't
have
one
如果没有了对方
Without
the
other
只有自己便不行
I
couldn't
have
imagined
我从没能想象到
How
good
my
life
would
get
此生能如此幸福
From
the
moment
that
I
met
you
而我幸福的起点 是在初次遇见你
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Oh
we
couldn't
have
imagined
我们从没想象到
How
good
our
lives
would
get
此生能如此幸福
From
the
moment
that
we
met
you
我们幸福的起点 是在初次遇见你
Bernadette.
伯纳黛特
Howie
that
was
amazing
华仔 这歌太棒了
Look
I'm
shaking.
我听得都发抖了
She's
sick
I
knew
it.
Bye
我就知道她被感染了 我先闪了
I
have
to
say
不得不说
this
is
the
best
top
Ramen
you've
ever
made.
这是你做过最好吃的一次拉面
I
discovered
a
secret
ingredient
我发现了一个神秘原料
the
flavor
packet.
叫"调味包"
That
sucker
is
well
named.
那包玩意还真不是浪得虚名
All
right
lover
boy.
好啦 小宝贝
Get
ready
'cause
there
is
a
crap
storm
of
romance
做好准备 狂风暴雨般的浪漫
coming
your
way.
将对你席卷而来
Stop
it
you're
gonna
make
me
cry.
别这样 我会"感动"到哭
All
right.
You
seem
pretty
confident.
好吧 既然你这么有信心
Oh
I
am.
必须的
Maybe
if
you
follow
this
trail
如果你沿着这花径走
you'll
see
why.
或许就能知道原因
Oh
rose
petals.
Yes.
-还有玫瑰花瓣啊 -没错
The
most
beautiful
所有花中
and
shockingly
expensive
of
all
the
flowers.
最美丽 贵得吓死人的花
You
made
the
bed
你还铺了床
You
really
are
pulling
out
all
the
stops.
真使出浑身解数啊
Okay
I
gave
this
a
lot
of
thought
我费了好大一番心思
and
I
finally
found
something
to
show
you
终于找到了一样能向你表达
how
much
I
love
you.
我深深爱意的礼物
It's
a
first
edition
of
是第一版的
Hitchhiker's
Guide
to
the
Galaxy.
《银河系漫游指南》
I
remember
it
was
your
favorite
book
growing
up.
我记得这是你从小到大最爱的书
This
is
great.
太棒了
It...
thank
you.
谢谢你
It's...
so
much.
这份礼物太重了
What
怎么了
Nothing.
I
love
it.
No.
-没有啊 我很喜欢 -不对
Something's
going
on.
What's
wrong
with
it
你表情不对劲 这书哪里有问题
I
remember
you
saying
how
great
it
would
be
我记得你说过有一本初版的这书
to
have
a
first
edition.
会有多棒
It's
true
I
I
did.
是的 我是说过
I
did
say
that...
我说这句话
when
we
were
at
the
used
bookstore
together
是我们一起在二手书店
and
I
saw
the
first
edition
and
I
bought
it.
我买下第一版的这书时说的
Oh
my
God
I
am
the
worst
No
no
it's
okay.
-天啊 我太差劲了 -没事没事
It's
really
thoughtful.
你已经很贴心了
No
it's
not
I
mean...
不 才不是
What's
thoughtful
is
everything
you
do.
你所做的一切才是最贴心的
Here
you
know
what
Look
at
this.
这里 你看这些
Look
here's
the...
the
plane
ticket
you
bought
me
你看 这是你帮我买的机票
when
I
was
too
poor
to
go
home
for
the
holidays.
当时我假期没钱买机票回老家
And
the
rose
you
left
on
my
windshield...
这是你放在我挡风玻璃上的玫瑰花
just
because.
就耍耍浪漫
Here's
the
the
thank
you
letter
you
wrote
me
这是你在我们第一次做爱后隔天
after
the
first
time
I
slept
with
you.
你写给我的感谢信
All
11
pages
of
it.
整整十一页呢
Can't
believe
you
saved
all
this
stuff.
没想到你把这些都保留下来了
Of
course
I
did.
当然啦
It's
you.
都是你的心意
Come
here.
过来
Is
that
a
pregnancy
test
那是验孕棒吗
Oh
yeah
just
the
first
one.
就留了第一根
I
didn't
save
them
all.
我当然不会全留下
I
can't
believe
I
read
this
table
wrong.
真不敢相信我看错了这表格
I
blame
you.
都怪你
Me
What
did
I
do
我 关我什么事
You
distract
me.
你害我分心
I've
been
distracted
since
the
moment
I
met
you.
从遇见你的那一刻 你就让我分心
Sorry.
对不起嘛
Well
you
should
be.
没错
Because
all
I
can
think
about
因为我脑海里
is
how
much
I
want
to
kiss
you.
满满得都是想吻你的冲动
And
not
just
on
the
cheek
but
on
the
mouth.
而且不是吻脸颊 是要吻嘴唇
Like
mommies
and
daddies
do.
像所有爸爸妈妈做的那样
Oh
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Amy
艾米
Amy.
艾米
Did
you
hear
what
I
said
你听到我说的了吗
Can't
talk
in
the
zone.
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