生活大爆炸-S11E12_生活大爆炸

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Hey can you do me a favor

你能帮我一个忙吗

Can we try to avoid talking to our friends tonight

我们可以尽量避免跟我们的朋友

about our wedding plans

聊到婚礼计划的事吗

I'll do you one better

我可以帮你更大的忙

I'll avoid talking to our friends entirely

我会完全不跟他们说话

and play on my phone

只低头玩手机

It's just I haven't picked a maid of honor yet

因为我还没选出谁当伴娘

and I'm having trouble deciding between Penny and Bernadette

要从佩妮或伯纳黛特中选一个实在太难

Ah understandable

能理解

They are quite similar

她们型很像

both blonde former waitresses who married beneath them

都是金发的前服务员而且都嫁得不好

Penny is my best friend

佩妮是我的死党

but I was Bernadette's maid of honor

但我当了伯纳黛特的伴娘

and I think she kind of expects it

我想她会觉得我理应回邀

So if anyone brings it up tonight

所以如果今晚有人提起这话题

just maybe you can help me change the subject

或许你可以帮忙我改变一下话题

How about this

这样吧

I dominate the conversation so hard

我强行主导所有话题

no one has a chance to get a word in edgewise

让别人连插嘴的机会都没有

I don't know

这招嘛...

They might see that coming

我觉得他们已经司空见惯了

What if we have a code word

那我们用个暗语如何

Ooh now you're speaking my catamaran

这就是我的"游艇"了

That's my code word for "language "

那是我"强项"的暗语

Okay fine catamaran

行吧游艇

That's our code word

这就是我们的暗语

No that's my code word Get your own

不行那是我的暗语你自己想一个

Okay Uh pretzels

行吧椒盐脆饼干

You hear me say pretzels you change the subject

你听到我说椒盐脆饼干你就转换话题

Rhinos are my least favorite animals at the zoo

动物园里我最不喜欢的动物是犀牛

What

你说什么

Oh I'm sorry I thought we started

抱歉我还以为你刚才要我换话题了

Hey just just hold the gate still while I screw it in

帮我扶好等我把它拧进去

You know I don't know how I feel

我不知道该对你们

about all this baby proofing

搞婴儿保护措施作何感想

If Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs

如果哈雷不能自学怎么走下楼梯

then maybe that's nature's way of saying

或许这是大自然在说

the Wolowitz line ends here

沃罗威茨家到此终结

That's funny I always thought

有意思我一直以为

Howard was nature's way of saying

霍华德才是大自然在说

the Wolowitz line ends here

沃罗威茨家到此终结的作品

Me too but life does find a way

我也以为但柳暗花明又一村

Hey Halley can't reach the liquor cabinet

哈雷够不着酒柜的啊

Why did you baby proof it

你们为什么也做了婴儿保护

How did you know we did

那你怎么发现我们做了的

Fair point

有道理

Bernadette still going stir crazy

伯纳黛特还在炸毛吗

Oh a little

有一点吧

Two months of bed rest it's kind of rough

卧床休养了两个月的确是挺难熬

Really That sounds great How do I get that

是吗感觉很爽啊我怎么能有这待遇

You'd either have to break your hip or let Howard knock you up

你得摔伤屁股或让霍华德搞大你肚子

Now either way you'll get flowers the next morning

但无论是哪一种你隔天早上都能收到花

She's actually been keeping herself busy

但其实她也没闲着

doing wedding research for you

一直忙着为你研究婚礼的事呢

Oh she she doesn't have to do that

她不需要这样的啦

She wants to After all you were her maid of honor

她自愿的毕竟你当过她的伴娘

Sheldon tell your funny story about pretzels

谢尔顿说说那个椒盐脆饼干的趣事

Oh right Yeah oh yeah

对对是的

Did you know that we've been thinking

你们知道我们在考虑

of having pretzels at our wedding Hmm

婚礼上准备椒盐脆饼干吗

No no No no no no no I'm sorry

不不不不不不抱歉

No rhinos We're having rhinos at our wedding

是犀牛我们婚礼上要弄只犀牛

No I got to go

不对我得走了

I'm gonna need some help

谁来帮帮我

Someone baby proofed the front door

有人把前门也做了婴儿保护措施

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十二集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180115

Sheldon what am I gonna do about my maid of honor

谢尔顿我伴娘的事该怎么办啊

I mean Bernadette gave me all these bridal magazines

伯纳黛特还给了我那么多婚礼杂志

She even folded down the pages with the good dresses

她还把有好看礼服的页面折了角

I get it

我懂

You know Leonard once borrowed my Edmund Scientific catalogue

莱纳德也曾借过我的《艾德蒙科学玩意》目录

and dog eared some pages

还给一些页面折了角

Never got 'em straight again

再也没折回去过

Well that is exactly the same thing

这两件事还"差不多"啊

You really understand my dilemma

你"完全理解"我的困难呢

Actually I do

其实我还真了解

My mother is pushing for my brother

我妈妈想要我让我哥

Georgie to be my best man

小乔治来当我的伴郎

and I hate to disappoint her again

我不愿意但也不想再拒绝她

I already rejected her savior and her LinkedIn invitation

我已经拒绝了她的救主以及领英网邀请了

How are we gonna make these decisions

我们怎么样才能做出

without anybody getting upset

不让任何人不开心的决定呢

Well what if we take emotion out of the process

如果我们把私人感情抛开

and base it on empirical metrics

而是用实验表现来打分呢

Then we aren't really making the decision

这样做决定的不会是我们

the data is

而是数据

So we can hurt our friends' feelings

所以我们可以不为

without taking any responsibility

伤朋友们的心负任何责任吗

Me likey

老娘喜欢

But how do we apply quantitative metrics

但是我们怎么才能把客观的测量

to something as subjective as choosing a wedding party

用在选择婚宴这种主观的事情上呢

That decision only seems subjective

那个决定只是看似主观而已

In reality

但实际上

people in a wedding party perform very specific functions

婚宴上的人都有着十分明确的功用

and some will perform those better than others

而某些人的发挥就是会比别人强

If I may use a superhero analogy You may not

-如果我能用超级英雄来比喻 -不能

Okay I'll use real people

行那我用真人

Um if a certain dog like loyalty is useful

如果我们需要狗般忠心之人

then it's Leonard hmm

那莱纳德就是最佳人选

If uh having a PEZ dispenser

如果需要在糖果盒里

filled with TUMS is an advantage Wolowitz yeah

装满抗胃酸咀嚼片那沃罗威茨胜出

If a best man with fake testicles hanging

如果伴郎的卡车必须要有

from his truck is important

假阴囊吊在后面

well then my brother's back in the running

那我哥哥就又能进入候选名单了

Okay I see your point

好吧我懂你的意思了

So we break down each of the roles

所以我们把每个职责

into their component parts

需要负责的项目拆分开来

and then design specialized tests for each

然后为它们设计专门的测量项目

Exactly Boy

正是如此妈呀

if I had known getting married was going to involve so much science

要是我以前知道婚礼能有那么多科学

I'd have proposed years ago

我早就跟你求婚了

So Leonard tell everyone your news

莱纳德跟大家说说你的新鲜事

Oh oh I'm starting a book

我开始了一本书

That would be big news from Penny

看书对佩妮来说才是大事吧

but you've read a book before

但你以前应该已经读过书了啊

He means he's writing a book

他的意思是写书

I do It's something I've been thinking about for a long time

是啊这件事我想做很久了

Yeah It's about a brilliant physicist

是在讲一个很聪明的物理学家

who solves crimes using science

用科学破案

Oh Leonard

莱纳德...

It's not about you

不是在写你

He probably has to say that for legal reasons

估计是怕侵权才这么说

They gave us plain rice instead of fried rice

它们给成了白饭而不是炒饭

Well no fair

这怎么可以

I SoulCycled this morning

我今早才骑了健身脚踏车

I'm entitled to a pile of fat rice

一碗油腻腻的饭是我应得的

Well I would say that this constitutes a catering crisis

要我说这算是餐饮出状况啊

I agree Who's gonna step up and handle it

我同意谁会挺身而出来解决呢

Doesn't matter This is fine

无所谓啦这也还行啊

Penny

佩妮

What

啥

You know what I'll take care of it

算了我来处理吧

我是霍华德·沃罗威茨

没给我们炒饭

胖子印度朋友不高兴了

谢谢

Done

搞定了

You didn't make him feel bad did you

你没把人家骂哭吧

Actually he was laughing

其实他听完还在笑呢

I'm really impressed at how you handled that Howard

霍华德我为你的处理感到由衷敬佩

Please

没什么啦

I've been sending food back my entire life

我这一生退了不知道多少食物

One of my first full sentences was

我最先说出的其中一句完整句子是

"I had breast milk for breakfast""

"人家早餐就吃过母奶了"

Excuse me b before we start eating

抱歉咱们开动之前

I I would like to make a toast

我想先来一段致辞

Oh nice ‭Oh nice

-好呀 -说吧

If only I could think of one

可我想不出来说什么

Someone else go

你们哪位来说吧

Hey Here's the sewing kit you asked for

这是你要的针线包

Ooh A minute 19

只花了1分钟19秒

Quick

速度惊人

You were timing me

你在给我计时吗

Yes I am going through a bit of a timing phase

没错我最近特别沉迷于计时

How long will it last

这个爱好会持续多久呢

We'll find out

让我们开始计时吧

What did you need the kit for

你要针线包干什么

Oh um

那个...

Sh Sheldon was squatting down to pick up a fork

谢尔顿深蹲去捡叉子

and he ripped his pants

把裤子撕破了

Oh someone's gonna be sore tomorrow

某人明天要肌肉酸痛啦

Oh quick thinking

脑子转得很快

But for future lies

如果你以后还要撒谎

this is as far as I can squat

我最多只能"浅蹲"到这里

Penny gets 20 points for the sewing kit

佩妮找到针线包得20分

Yeah minus five

还得减5分

because this is mine

因为这是我的针线包

排行榜伴娘伴郎

Well she's still pulling a commanding lead

那她也是遥遥领先呀

Did Bernadette even try to send us a sewing kit

博纳黛特有给我们送来针线包吗

She did Amazon standard shipping

送了亚马逊标准配送

not even Prime ‭

连金牌配送都不是

We could've done that ourselves

那我们自己也能买

That's what she said

她就是这样说的

Maybe we're being old fashioned

也许我们太守旧了

defining these roles by gender

非要用性别来约束这两个角色

You know historically the best man's role

你知道在历史上

was to defend the bride and groom in combat

伴郎的任务就是在战斗中保护新娘新郎

I mean if that's not Penny

如果这不选佩妮来做

I don't know what we're doing here

那我们根本就是在搞笑啊

I see your point

我懂你意思

Okay we are officially open to a best woman

好吧那我们同时开启伴男

and a gentleman of honor

和伴女的选拔

Oh those names are terrible

这些名字真难听

One point off for you

给你减一分

What am I being tested for

你给我计分干什么

Oh it's not important But if you don't pass

这不重要但如果你没通过

none of this matters

现在做的这些也用不上了

Okay what's the next test

下一项测试是什么

Loyalty

忠诚度

We need to choose someone who has our backs

我们得选一个靠得住的人

someone who will keep our secrets even from each other

能保密的人甚至要帮我们瞒住彼此

Well I don't have any secrets from you

我对你没有任何秘密啊

Do you have secrets from me

你有秘密瞒着我吗

Yes

当然有

Oh that has been weighing on me for years

这件事压在我心头上好久了

Come here

快过来抱抱

Would you call yourself a loyal and trustworthy friend

你觉得自己算是个忠诚可靠的朋友吗

Yeah I like to think so ‭

我是呀

Great Because I need to tell you something about Howard

太好了因为我要给你讲一件霍华德的事

but you can't tell him that I told you

但你不能告诉他是我说的

Nope Don't want to hear it

别不想听

Do not like to engage in gossip

我一点也不想听八卦

Okay I respect your integrity

好吧我敬佩你的人品

Is it about his special underwear

是不是关于他那条特殊内裤的

Because I already know And that's all I'll say

因为我早就知道了我只说这么多

Fine it has a charcoal filter in it

好啦里面有个木炭屁味过滤器

It's really sweet of you to come by and keep me company

你能过来陪我真是太有心了

Agreed Uh

我也这么认为

So listen I have a secret

听着我有个秘密

that I need to tell someone

很想跟人分享

But you can never say a word

但你绝对不能说出去

Not even to Howard

哪怕对霍华德也不能说

I'm your girl Lay it on me

没问题告诉我吧

Really

真的吗

You keep things from your husband

你对你老公也有保留秘密吗

No I tell him everything

不我什么都告诉他

Don't be a child

你别傻了

Okay Here it is

好吧告诉你

I can control the thermostat

我可以通过手机操控

in Leonard's apartment with my phone

莱纳德公寓的恒温器

And when he makes me mad

当他惹我生气时

I turn it up slightly

我就把温度稍微上调几度

Oh hey I didn't know you were here

我都不知道你来了

What are you two talking about

你们俩在聊什么呀

Literally nothing interesting

真心没任何意义的事

Oh you're good

你真会保守

排行榜伴郎/伴女伴娘/伴男

Okay getting to the ceremony on time

接下来准时到达典礼

Leonard quick I need you to get me

莱纳德快点你得在一个小时内

to Arcadia within the hour

把我送到亚凯迪亚

The train store's having a sale

火车模型商店正在大打折

Why can't Amy drive you

艾米为什么不送你去

Because of the tradition that I cannot see Amy

因为按传统来说在火车模型商店打折那天

on the day of the train store sale

我不能和艾米碰面[应是婚礼前]

Please please see a doctor

拜托你去看看医生好不好

Next test ‭Just wait one second

-下一项测试 -先等一下

Is it getting hot in here

是不是有点变热啊

I'm sorry Where were we

抱歉我们说到哪儿了

How well do our friends know us

我们的朋友是否了解我们

So I was talking to my favorite aunt

我给我最爱的阿姨打电话...

Aunt Doe right

多伊阿姨对吧

Exactly

完全正确

Did she ever figure out what that thing on her knee was

她最后弄清楚膝盖上的东西是什么了吗

Turns out it was a chocolate chip

后来发现是巧克力碎

Hmm Makes sense she does like to bake

很有可能她很喜欢烘焙

Yes she does Damn you are a thoroughbred

没错哇你真是种子选手

You know dealing with cold feet

处理婚礼前的怯场情绪

is an important part of being both best man and maid of honor

也是伴娘伴郎的重要任务之一

Maybe we should test for that ability

也许我们应该测试一下这项能力

You really think you might get cold feet

你真的觉得自己会怯场吗

Actually I was talking about you

其实我是在说你

Amy

艾米

if there's one thing in this world I'm sure of

如果这世上我只坚信一件事

you are right to be worried

那就是你的担心是对的

Good night

晚安

Howard

霍华德

I've had my eye on this limited edition Swamp Thing

我看上了这个限量版的沼泽怪物

but now that I'm about to buy it

但我在下单之前

I'm having second thoughts What do you think

我又有点犹豫了你怎么看

I don't know Sheldon it's pretty expensive

我不知道啊谢尔顿这玩意挺贵的

Yes but what if it will make me happy you know

没错但是如果它让我开心呢

waking up and seeing it every morning for the rest of my life

余生每天清晨起来都能看到它在我枕边

Really a walking clump of swamp grass

真的吗一个会走路的烂沼泽草吗

Yeah well Bernadette's no prize either

伯纳黛特也没多好好吗

Hey what you doing ‭

你在干什么呢

Sheldon gave me a brain teaser It's kind of fun

谢尔顿给我出了道题挺好玩的

It's about a group of people at dinner

一群人共进晚餐

and you have to figure out where they can sit without fighting

你得找出让他们不吵架的座位安排

Oh yeah is this the one where Mr Green

是不是那个草绿先生不可以

can't sit next to anyone eating meat

和吃肉的人坐在一起

and Uncle Light Blue

浅蓝叔叔

won't sit next to any of the darker colors

身边不能有比他颜色深的人

Yeah did Sheldon send it to you

没错谢尔顿也发给你了吗

Amy did I solved it already

艾米发的我已经做出来了

Really ‭Yeah

-真的吗 -真的

Same way I solved my jury duty summons

就像对待我的陪审团义务传票一样

I threw it away

直接丢了

No no no no no

不行不行不行

Uh Aunt Orange can't sit next to the bar

橙黄阿姨不可以坐在吧台边

without Ms Pink saying

粉红小姐会说

"Jesus thinks you've had enough whiskey "

"我滴神呀你酒喝得太多了"

Did Sheldon and Amy give you guys that puzzle too

谢尔顿和艾米也给你们出那道题了吗

Yeah Is it just me or have they been acting strange

是的是我多心还是他们最近变得很怪

I don't think they're acting

是一直怪不是才变的

Yeah the other day

对啊之前有一天

Sheldon made me take him to the train store

谢尔顿叫我带他去火车模型商店

We didn't go inside He just said

我们都没进去他就说了句

"Nicely done " and then we went home

"做得很好" 我们就回家了

Yeah and Amy gave me this plastic ring

是啊艾米给了我这个塑料戒指

and told me to hold on to it

叫我保管好

I got one too Yeah same

-我也有一只 -一样的

Yeah me too

我也有

But but Cinnamon ate it

不过被小桂子吞了

I I'll get it back tomorrow

我明天给能"找回来"

I have to say this is going pretty well

不得不说进行得真顺利啊

It is

没错

I If experimenting on humans is morally wrong

如果用人类做试验在道德上是错的

then I don't want to be morally right

那我不想当个道德正确的人

Hey are you testing us

你们是不是测试我们

to see who gets to be in your wedding

看谁够格当伴郎伴娘

Yes ‭ No

-是的 -不是

Wha they're rating us

他们居然在给我们打分

And I'm in last

我竟然还是最后一名

Don't panic there's still time

别慌还有时间

Look it's a marathon not a sprint

这可是马拉松不是短跑

You know what this is so insulting

知道吗这太侮辱人了

I I don't even want to be your stupid best man

我都不想当你的伴郎了

Yeah ‭ Me neither

-没错 -我也不想

W W Wait wait

等等等等

Just out of curiosity which one of you figured it out

好奇问一句有谁解出题了

I did

我

Impressive

真棒

Hello Stuart

你好斯图尔特

Oh hey Sheldon

好啊谢尔顿

Can I interest you in a cappuccino

想喝杯卡布奇诺吗

When did you start selling those

你何时开始卖咖啡了

Oh someone left it here but it's still warm

有人落在这儿的不过还是温的

Say four bucks

算你四块钱怎么样

No thank you

不用了谢谢

Oh Everything okay

没出什么事吧

Well

这个嘛

I secretly experimented on my friends

我暗中在我朋友身上做试验

and now none of them want to be my best man

现在他们都不想当我的伴郎了

So you know normal wedding drama

就是些寻常的婚礼破事

Sorry

抱歉

Probably have to use my stupid brother

可能得让我那蠢哥哥来做伴郎了

So get ready for a wedding toast delivered by his armpit

准备好他用咯吱窝来说婚礼祝酒词吧

Well if you really don't want to use your brother

要是你真的不想让你哥当伴郎

I'd be your best man

我愿意当

Really

真的吗

Yeah we're friends

对啊我们是朋友啊

Plus it'd be nice

再说这也挺好的

Never really been called the best before

我从未被称为"最佳"

伴郎的英文是"最佳男人"

Or a man for that matter

说起来也没被称为"男人"过

Okay well uh thank you Stuart

好吧谢谢你斯图尔特

That's a very generous offer

谢谢你的好意

My pleasure

不客气

I I understand the best man usually receives a present

据我所知伴郎通常会收到一份礼物

That's true

此话不假

Can never have too much Claritin

开瑞坦[抗过敏药]永远都不嫌多啊

You're still working on Sheldon's dumb brain teaser

你还在想谢尔顿的那道破题吗

Oh my God Dr Purple's a woman Of course

老天啊紫博士是个女人当然了

Oh that feels so good

感觉太爽了

Hello

大家好

I believe I owe the three of you an apology

我想我该向三位道个歉

No argument here

毋庸置疑

By experimenting on you

通过拿你们做试验

I realize I've violated your trust

我意识到我伤害了你们对我的信任

and possibly the Geneva Convention

可能也违反了《日内瓦公约》

被认为是国际人道法的标准

Is that it

说完了吗

还没有

So as to not upset any of you further

所以为了不再进一步惹恼你们

I've asked Stuart to be my best man

我已经邀请了斯图尔特当我的伴郎

and he's agreed

他也答应了

You're all still invited to the bachelor party

你们仍然欢迎来参加单身派对

Uh he's thinking Costco and the theme is browsing

他想在好市多超市举行主题是"光看不买"

You picked Stuart over one of us

你选斯图尔特也不选我们吗

Well I wanted to choose one of you

我本来想选你们其中一个

but you all turned against me

但你们都离我而去了

Picking a best man isn't about keeping score

选伴郎不是通过计分选出的

But you're all my friends

但你们都是我的朋友

I mean if I didn't collect data

如果我不收集数据

how could I possibly choose among the three of you

我又怎么能从你们三人之中选出一个呢

Well that's actually kind of sweet

这话还挺暖的

Is it Perhaps I said it wrong

是吗可能我表达得不对

Look this is your wedding just pick whoever you want

这是你的婚礼选你想要的人就行了

You don't need to worry about anyone else but yourself

除了你自己你谁都不必考虑

You've kind of been training for this your whole life

你也算是为今天训练了一辈子

Thank you Leonard

谢谢你莱纳德

And if it helps these two are quitters

如果有帮助的话这两人都是半途而废的主

Hey what you making

你在煮什么呢

Uh well I spilled the cheese packet

我把芝士调味包给撒了

so we're having mac and nothing

所以我们今晚吃无料通心粉

Yeah I'll just have the mac

我就吃通心粉好了

"Nothing" gives me gas

"无料"会让我放屁

Why are you in such a good mood

你心情为什么这么好

Mm I just talked to Sheldon

我刚跟谢尔顿聊过

He apologized about the tests and asked me to be his best man

他为试验的事道歉了并邀请我当他的伴郎

Uh great After all you've done for him he should've asked you

太好了你为他付出了那么多他应该请你的

And Amy's your best friend

艾米是你最好的朋友

I'm sure she'll come to her senses and pick you

她肯定会醒悟过来选你的

Okay she's not my best friend We're not 12

她才不是呢我们又不是什么12岁少女

If she wants Bernadette to be her maid of honor

如果她想选伯纳黛特当她的伴娘

I really don't care

我真的不在乎

Sounds like you care

听起来你挺在乎啊

No I mean it it's just annoying

不我只是觉得不爽

You know we talk every day We see each other all the time

我们每天都聊天无时无刻不在一起

She's always there for me and basically

她总是在我身边陪着我基本上...

oh my God Amy's my best friend

天啊艾米真是我最好的朋友

You okay

你还好吧

No my best friend didn't ask me to be her maid of honor

不好我最好的朋友没邀请我当她的伴娘

I'm pissed

老娘气炸了

So bottom line what you did was wrong and cruel

总之你的所为是错误又残酷的

which the mother of my children finds oddly appealing

而我孩子的妈莫名觉得被打动了

So she still wants to be my maid of honor

这么说她仍然想当我的伴娘吗

Maid of honor hit woman whatever you need

伴娘女杀手随你需要

Make the call

打电话吧

Look I know this is your wedding

听着我知道这是你的婚礼

and you can do whatever you want

你想怎样都可以

but if you think anyone but me is gonna be your maid of honor

但如果你找除我以外的人当伴娘

then you're an idiot because you are my best friend

那你就是大白痴因为你是我最好的朋友

Too late Bernade

太晚了伯纳黛特...

Bestie

好闺蜜

Stuart I'm sorry if it's weird

斯图尔特如果谢尔顿

Sheldon made me best man instead of you

选我当伴郎没选你让你不舒服了我道歉

It's okay

没关系

I was best man for two whole days

我好歹也当了两天伴郎

No one can take that away from me

谁都不能夺走这一殊荣

Except for Sheldon when he did

除了谢尔顿他夺走了

Although if you want to be a part of the wedding party

不过要是你想参与婚宴

I suppose you could be the flower girl

你也可以当女花童

Sold

成交

Well I thought Halley was gonna be the flower girl

女花童不是要让哈雷当吗

Oh that's much better

那样合适多了

Sorry Stuart you're out

抱歉斯图尔特你出局了

Hey so is Bernadette okay with me being maid of honor

伯纳黛特对我当伴娘没意见吗

Actually I haven't had the courage to tell her

其实我还没勇气告诉她

I guess I should do that

我想应该由我来说

Uh yeah

是的

Although as maid of honor

不过身为伴娘

your job is to make my life easier

你的工作就是为我分担解忧

Damn it

我靠

Hey Stuart you still want in on this wedding

斯图尔特你还想参与这个婚礼吗

Not that much

也没那么想

Fine I'll do it

好吧我去说

But do me a favor and unlock the liquor cabinet first

不过帮个忙先把酒柜的儿童防护锁打开