生活大爆炸-S02E19_生活大爆炸

S01

Okay it's done.

好了灭了

Look guys for the future

伙计们

I don't mind killing the big spiders

我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛

But you have to at least try with the little ones.

但那么小的不用我出手吧

Penny please.

佩妮拜托

We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.

我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多

Sheldon it's not so bad.

谢尔顿没那么严重

Not bad it's horrible.

不严重简直是毛骨悚然

I mean you hear stories about this sort of thing

你觉得像听故事一样

But you never think it'll happen to you.

以为不会发生在你身上

So they steamed your dumplings.

他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛

Get over it.

算了吧

New topic please.

拜托换个新话题

All right penny.

好吧佩妮

Let me take this opportunity to point out

我借这个机会向你表达

That you are looking particularly ravishing today.

你今天看起来相当令人销魂

Not with a thousand condoms howard.

霍华德一千个套套都别想

So there is a number.

这么说还真有个数量

Okay new topic please.

拜托换个新话题

Hey did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out

你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗

No shh shh shh what

-别说嘘 -虾米

The people upstairs are moving out.

楼上的人要搬了

别说

The horror...

恐怖至极

Why would you just say something like that

你干嘛非要提这事呢

No no no no no no no...

不不不

How else was I supposed to say it

那我还能怎么说

Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.

慢一点就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸

You don't just drop it in.

不能直接丢进去

You let the bag sit in the water a while.

要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间

The horror...

恐怖至极

Sheldon I'm sure it's going to be fine.

谢尔顿我保证不会有事的

No it's not going to be fine.

不可能会好了

Change is never fine.

改变总是不好的

They say it is but it's not.

人们说改变是好事事实才不是

Okay honey did you even know the people that are moving out

亲爱的你认识那些要搬的人吗

I never met them.

我从没见过他们

That's what made them perfect.

这样他们才完美

There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.

不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼

There's no clickety clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.

不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声

They may as well have been a family of

这一家就像是一窝小猫

Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.

从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘

Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.

但没有尿液中恼人的氨味

Well I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.

我保证新来的也会安安静静的

You can't know that.

你怎么知道

How can you possibly know that

你怎么可能知道

You're right I can't. you know what

对我不知道告诉你

Anyone could rent that apartment now.

任何人都可能租那个房

an opera singer the cast of stomp...

歌剧歌手啦跺脚舞演员啦

Yeah a tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg.

有条木腿的踢踏舞海盗啦

Why are you making it worse

你干嘛要越搞越糟

I tried making it better. he wouldn't go for it.

我想搞好点他不干而已

You're right that's a great idea.

对啊真是好主意

What I'll take the apartment upstairs.

-什么 -我去租那个房

I can finally get away from my mother

我就能摆脱我妈

And we can all spend some more time together.

我们也有更多时间聚聚

If you catch my drift.

明白我的用意吧

The horror...

恐怖至极

Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe

等等你真以为我会相信

that social protocol dictates we

社交礼仪规定

Break our backs helplping wolowitz move

我们不惜弄伤腰骨帮沃罗威茨搬家

and then he only need buy us a pizza

而他只要给我们买份匹萨吗

I'm sorry that really is how it works.

抱歉事实就是这样

You' tricking me.

你骗我

You tell me the truth what do we get

说实话好处到底是什么

Raj help me out here.

拉杰搭救我吧

You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3.

你能在PS3[索尼游戏机]和山地车中任选其一

I knew it

我就知道

Ps3 definitely ps3.

PS3 肯定选PS3

Who would pick a mountain bike

有谁会选山地车

Enough with the guilt ma.

别再自责了妈

We'll still see each other.

我们还会见面

I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.

我每天晚上回来和你吃饭

The hell you will

你会才怪呢

What am I running here a fancy restaurant

我这成什么了星级餐馆吗

Does this look like olive garden

这里像橄榄园餐厅吗

Okay I get it you're angry.

我知道了你生气

You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.

你不想让你的小小鸟离巢

"little bird"

小小鸟

You're almost 30

你都快30了

Fly for god's sake

看在上帝的份上快飞吧

Fine I'll stay

行我不走了

Ya happy crazy lady

高兴了吧疯婆子

I sure as hell hope so

肯定高兴死了

because you're ruining my life

因为你就是要毁掉我的生活

Hey penny it's leonard.

佩妮我是莱纳德

Good news you can take your head out of the oven.

好消息你不用把头放进烤箱了

I guess I won't be needing this.

看来也不用戴这个了

Oh no...

苍天啊

The new ones.

新来滴

They're here.

他们来了

Stay calm. we don't know anything about them yet.

冷静点我们还不了解他们呢

What are you doing

你这是干嘛

I'm checking for musical instruments.

我查查有没有乐器

Does that sound like castanets to you

像不像响板的声音

The box says "kitchen."

盒子上写着厨房呢

那又怎样

do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box

毒贩会在盒子上写可卡因么

Hello

你们好

Hello. hello.

-你好 -你好

Hello. hello. hello.

-你好 -你好 -你好

I'm Alicia.

我叫艾丽西娅

I'm moving in upstairs.

我搬来楼上住

That is so great.

那真是太好了

Oh I'm leonard.

我叫莱纳德

I live downstairs.

我住下面

Upstairs from here but under you.

在这层的楼上不过还是在你下面啦

Not under you per se but under your apartment.

不是在你人下面是你楼下

That's nice.

挺好

Yeah it is.

是啊挺好

If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate...

你的举动表明你有和她交配的冲动

Hello.

你好

Hello.

你好

Hello.

你好

On a scale of one to ten

从一到十打分

How light of foot would you describe yourself

你怎么给自己打分呢

With one being not cat like at al

一表示一点也不像猫

And ten being freakishly feline

十表示你是猫中之猫

"freakishly feline"

猫中之猫?

Is that your answer or do you not understand the question

这是你给出的答案还是你没有理解问题

We'll come back to that one.

先不说这个

Sheldon...

谢尔顿

Hang on.

等一下

Are you now or have you ever been a salsa

你目前抑或过去有没有跳过萨尔萨舞

Irish folk or break dancer

爱尔兰民族舞或者霹雳舞

No.

没

You're making her uncomfortable.

你弄得别人不舒服了

Oh I'm sorry.

抱歉

Well if it helps you feel any better

到现在为止你表现很不错

you're doing very well so far.

希望能让你感觉好点

Next question are you fertile

下个问题你有生育能力吗

What

什么

I'm trying to determine whether crying

我在判定婴儿在我头上

Infants above my head are a possibility.

哭哭啼啼的可能性

I have no immediate plans.

我现在没这个打算

If that changes let me know.

改变主意的话记得告诉我

And finally area rugs pro or con

最后一个问题铺小地毯赞成还是反对

Pro alicia

-赞成 -艾丽西娅

Yes welcome to the building.

-怎么 -欢迎你入住

Thanks so much for helping me leonard.

莱纳德太感谢你的帮忙了

Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.

感谢你给我帮忙的机会

Oh hey guys.

伙计们

Hey penny. this is alicia our new neighbor.

佩妮这是艾丽西娅我们的新邻居

Hi.

你好

Hi.

你好

I'm helping.

我在帮她忙呢

I can see.

看得出来哦

Alicia's non musical childless and pro rug.

艾丽西娅对音乐不感冒无子女赞成铺地毯

She's still on probation of course but I like her.

她还在我的考察期内但我看好她

Cool t shirt.

T恤很酷啊

Oh yeah I don't usually dress like this.

是吗我一般不这样穿的

I'm going jogging.

我去慢跑

You don't jog.

你好像从不慢跑吧

I can start.

现在开始

True

行

But the more likely explanation for your

但是对于你的穿着更可信的解释是

Attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.

你又没干净衣服换了

Thank you sheldon.

谢尔顿我谢谢你

You're welcome penny.

佩妮不客气

Please you look cute.

没事你看起来很可爱

I'm dressed like a slob today too.

瞧我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的

I think you look fantastic.

我觉得很惊艳啊

This one's a player huh

他挺会演戏吧

Oh yeah be careful.

是啊你要小心哦

Thanks for the warning. okay.

谢谢提醒

I'll see you around. see ya.

-过会儿见 -拜拜

I'm dressed like a slob today too.

瞧我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的

Oh mimicry.

鹦鹉学舌啊

I enjoy mimicry.

我喜欢玩鹦鹉学舌

I've been working on admiral ackbar from return of the jedi.

我模仿过星战第六部的阿克巴上将

"it's a trap."

"这是个圈套"

You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.

你得把我想象成一个大乌贼脑袋

"it's a trap."

"这是个圈套"

"it's a trap."

"这是个圈套"

"it's a trap."

"这是个圈套"

Come.

请进

Congratulations I see you did your laundry.

祝贺一下你终于洗衣服了

Well sort of. how does one "sort of..."

-这个算是吧 -什么叫算是吧

I bought new clothes okay

我买了新衣服行了吧

Is leonard around

莱纳德在不在

He's upstairs at Alicia's.

他在楼上跟艾丽西娅一起

Oh. all right that's cool no biggie.

好吧行没啥

He said he'd help me set up my printer but I guess I can wait.

他答应过帮我装打印机再等一会吧

What exactly is he doing up there

他到底在楼上干什么呢

In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me

我认为是旨在毁灭我而进行的战略行动

He is with wolowitz and koothrappali setting up her stereo.

他跟库萨帕里和沃罗威茨在帮她装音响

Oh they're all up there huh

他们都在楼上是吗

Hmm typical.

正常

It's axiomatically atypical.

这很明显不正常

Up until recently they did not know alicia

到现在为止他们不了解艾丽西娅

And had no encounters with her in a previous location.

也没有在其他地方相处过

They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants

以前他们从不上楼拜访房客

So your characterization of their behavior as "typical"

而你将他们的行为鉴定为正常

Is demonstrably fallacious.

是绝对的谬误

Okay now I see the giant squid head.

好了现在我看到一颗大乌贼脑袋了

Oh great now I have to start all over again.

这下好我又得重新来一遍

Yeah I thought about renting this apartment

我是想过租这房子

But I'm really more of a

不过我更像那种城里

"downtown loft" kind of guy.

住跃层的黄金单身汉

Cool. so are you in a loft now

不错啊你现在住跃层吗

Oh actually

事实上

I'm uh living with a woman in altadena.

我现在阿塔迪纳那里和一个女人同居

Purely platonic. she's also my maid.

不过是纯柏拉图式的她同时是我的女佣

Sounds like a sweet deal.

听起来蛮不错的

I won't lie. it's pretty dope.

不过说实话她差你太远了

Hello

有人吗

Hey I just wanted to bring you a little housewarming gift.

我过来给你带了些欢迎礼物

That is so sweet.

那真是太好了

Come on in. let's open it. great.

进来我们打开看看吧

Nice dress.

你这裙子不错

Oh this I'm dressed like a slob today.

哪里哪里我今天穿得邋里邋遢的

The guys have been helping me set up my sound system.

他们正在帮我设功放

I've never had such good looking technical support.

他们真是我有过最帅的技术帮手了

Oh pish posh.

哪里哪里

I don't know it means shucks.

我怎么知道它意思是不值一提

"shucks" means shucks.

不值一提就是不值一提的意思

Let one go once in a while.

你就不能等等再说这个

Hey uh penny you want to hear something awesome Yeah.

-对了佩妮你知道还有什么奇事吗 -什么

Alicia is an actress just like you.

艾丽西娅跟你一样也是个演员

That is so awesome.

太棒了

Well trying to be but it's so hard.

想是这样想但也没那么容易

Yeah I know tell me about it.

是啊跟我说说关于你的事

I've been out here three months

我在这里待了足足三个月

And all I've gotten is a couple of national commercials

结果只搞到几个全国广告

And this recurring thing on a soap.

还有肥皂剧的小客串

That's why I work at the cheesecake factory.

所以我现在还在蛋糕店工作

I'm holding out for the right part.

我感觉那些角色都不适合我

Alicia what do you want as your default setting for dvds

艾丽西娅你DVD想怎么设啊

5.1 dolby or dts

5.1杜比还是家庭影院

Whatever you think is best cutie.

你看着办好了小可爱

Well dts has more low end so...

家庭影院的低音更好那就...

Okay.

好的

Uh hey guys guys you will really appreciate this.

对了各位你们绝对会喜欢这个的

I read the best science joke on the internet.

我刚在网上读了个超赞的科学笑话

Alicia you won't get it but it's right up their alley.

艾丽西娅你不懂的但是他们很喜欢这个

Anyway so this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor

就是从前有个物理学家

every week and orders an ice

每周都去冰淇淋店点两个圣代

Cream sundae for himself and then offers one

一个自己吃

To the empty stool sitting next to him.

一个放在旁边的空座位

This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing.

好久都是这样直到店主好奇问他为什么

The man says "well I'm a physicist

他说因为我是物理学家

and quantum mechanics... Teaches us "that it is possible

而量子物理理论告诉我们总有几率

For the matter above this stool "to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman

这张空座位上面的物质会变成一个

Who might accept my offer and fall in love with me."

可能爱上我的MM

The owner then says "well lots of single

店主然后说这里每天

"beautiful women come in here ever day.

都有大队单身MM

"why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them

你干嘛不买冰淇淋泡她们

And they might fall in love with you "

让她们爱上你

And the physicist says "yeah but what are the odds of that happening "

物理学家说那个发生的几率又可能有多大呢

It's a little insulting don't you think

这有点侮辱人你不觉得吗

How would I know

怎么会知道

I'm not even sure I get it.

我自己都不理解这有什么好笑的

Hey leonard

对了莱纳德

If you're done with the dvd player

你装好那个DVD以后

can you set up my printer

能不能再帮我装这个打印机

Uh yeah I'd love to.

乐意为您效劳

Uh hey maybe when you're done with her printer

等你装好她的

You could set up mine.

来装我的吧

You know like you promised... a week ago.

你知道你答应的...在一周前

Yeah I'll get to it don't nag me.

好的我会来的先别烦我

Hello there

好啊美女

Who is it

是谁啊

Oh hello penny. It's open come in.

你好佩妮门是开的请进

Sarcasm.

这就叫讽刺

Well they're all still up there.

他们还都泡在楼上呢

You think I can't hear them

你以为我没听见吗

Listen to that. Stomp stomp stomp.

听听啊呯呯呯

That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.

那是沃罗威茨踩他那个高跟皮鞋没错的

I don't even know why I care.

我不知道我为什么会介意呢

I don't care.

我才不介意

All right I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke but that's all I care.

好吧我介意得去背那个白痴笑话但是我只介意到那个程度

You know penny there's something that

你知道吗佩妮蜂窝实际上

Occurs in beehives you might find interesting.

很有趣的

Occasionally

有时候

A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.

新的蜂王会在老蜂王还在位时闯进来

When this happens

此时

The old queen must either locate to a new hive or

老蜂王要不另谋出路

Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.

要不就去拼个你死我活

What are you saying that I'm threatened by alicia

你说什么呢我被艾丽西娅威胁了?

That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go

难道你说我是那个老蜂王现在该滚蛋了

I'm just talking about bees.

我只是在说蜜蜂

They're on the discovery channel.

探索频道在播这个

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

Bees.

蜜蜂

I just got that physicist joke.

我理解那个物理学家笑话了

Gee penny thanks for buying us dinner.

佩妮谢谢你给我们买晚饭

Yeah what's the occasion

是啊今天怎么了

No no occasion just felt like getting

没什么只是感觉应该

some chinese chow for my peeps.

给我的好朋友带点中国菜

Did you remember to ask for the chicken

你记得我叫你点的鸡里面

With broccoli to be diced

莴苣要切块

Not shredded Yes.

-不要切丝 -记得

Even though the menu description specifies shredded Yes.

-即使菜单明确说要切丝 -记得

Brown rice not white Yes.

-红烧饭不要白烧? -记得

You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard

-在韩国杂货店买质量好的热芥末

Yes.

记得

did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market yes.

在超市买低钠酱油? -记得

Good.

不错

See how it's done leonard

看看别人怎么做的莱纳德

So what do we got going on tonight huh

我们今天晚上玩点啥

Playing halo watching battlestar drop some mentos in diet coke

玩光晕看太空堡垒还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?

You want to watch battlestar

你想看太空堡垒?

What can I say I got my geek on boys.

我还能说什么呢? 我不可救药地爱上了它

No no pms is different.

不经前综合症的表现和这个不同

Oh thank god you're home. I need help. what's wrong

-谢天谢地你在家我需要帮助 -怎么了

I just got a callback to audition

我接到电话让我去试镜

For csi to play a hooker who gets killed.

在<犯罪现场>里演一个被杀了的妓女

Oh I'd watch that.

那我一定要看

But my car is in the shop

但我的车还在修

And I have to be at universal in 45 minutes.

我得在45分钟内赶到环球影城

Okay well I'll take you.

没问题我带你去

Oh you're a lifesaver.

你真是及时雨

I'll run lines with you in the car.

我可以在车上帮你对台词

Great.

太好了

And afterward I'll take you all out for chinese.

完事之后我带你们去吃中餐

Oh actually that's okay. we already have...

实际上不用担心我们已经...

Yum. starving.

嗯饿死啦

...chinese food right here.

在这儿吃中餐了

They're gone penny. They can't hear you.

他们已经走了佩妮听不到你说什么了

I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that.

真不敢相信他们就这样任她利用

I mean anything she wants they go panting after her like trained dogs.

她一句话就让他们像看家狗一样跟在后面

You know that just last week

你知道就在上个星期

She had howard drive all the way to her

她让霍华德大老远开车带她

Uncle's house in orange county to pick up her tv

去橘子郡的叔叔家里取她的电视

You once had leonard and me get your television from your ex boyfriend.

你曾让我和莱纳德帮你从前男友那里要电视回来

Apples and oranges here sheldon.

性质不同谢尔顿

That girl is a user iceskating through the life on her looks

这个女孩利用他们靠脸蛋儿过着舒服日子

Taking advantage of innocent

占那些单纯的

Weak willed men getting auditions for stupid network shows.

意志力薄弱的男人便宜去弱智电视剧试镜

It just creams my corn.

现在还在我的地盘撒野

May I interject something here please.

-我能打断一下么? -说吧!

You got the wrong mustard.

你拿错芥末了

Guess what I got the part on csi.

你猜怎么着? 我拿到<犯罪现场>里那个角色了

Oh boy.

哦天哪

Something wrong

有什么不对劲么?

Uh no. no no no you know congratulations.

不不不不恭喜你

I think you'll make a great hooker.

我觉得你会是个出色的妓女的

Thank you.

谢谢

Hey I got to ask you something.

我想问个问题

How much do physicists make

物理学家挣多少钱啊

Um I don't know. I don't think a lot.

不清楚不会太多吧

Yeah that's what I figured.

我想也是

Well got to run.

我闪人了

The guys promised to set up my satellite dish

他们答应帮我装电视天线

And paint my bedroom. yay

还有粉刷卧室

Um hey hey can I talk to you about that for a second

我能说两句么

About what

说什么

Well you know it's just that leonard and howard and raj

我想说莱纳德霍华德和拉杰

They aren't like other guys.

他们不像一般的男生

They're special.

他们很特别

Okay they're special... and

是很特别那又怎样

Oh let's see. how can I explain this

怎么说好呢

Um they don't know how to use their shields.

他们不会用保护层

Shields

保护层?

Yeah you know like in star trek

就像在星际迷航里

When you're in battle and you raise the shields

作战的时候你会架设保护层

Where the hell'd that come from

老天这句话是怎么溜出来的

Anyways um you know how guys like this are so...

总之你知道这样的男生很容易...

Please don't take advantage of them.

请不要利用他们

Who says I'm taking advantage of them

谁说我利用他们了

Come on. they're doing everytng for you

拜托他们为你忙来忙去

Because you're leading them on.

还不是你招惹他们

So I let them do stuff for me.

我让他们帮我的忙

They're happy. I get stuff.

他们高兴我受益

Who cares

有什么不好

And how's it any different from what you do

和你所做的有什么不同

Excuse me

你说什么

I've seen you around them.

我看你也老围着他们

Are you pretending like you don't do the exact same thing

好像你没做过同样的事

Okay lady you are way out of line.

姐姐你过了啊

Oh I'm out of line

到底谁过了?

Yeah you're out of line.

对你过了

Well what are you going to do about it...

你想怎么着

Bitch

婊子

I like green lantern.

我喜欢绿灯侠

I'm just saying it's pretty lame that

我是说他会被黄灯击倒

He can be defeated by the color yellow.

真是太逊了

Only the modern green lantern is vulnerable to yellow.

只有现代绿灯侠才怕黄灯

Golden age green lantern was vulnerable to wood.

黄金年代绿灯侠怕的是木头

Great so I can take them both out with a number two pencil

不错我用一支2B铅笔就能把他们两个都解决了

Oh my god girl fight

天啊女人打架!

What are you doing

你干什么

I know you. you're stupid enough to break it up.

我知道你肯定傻到想去劝架

May I say you look very comely tonight

容我说一句你今晚很清秀嘛

Thank you.

谢谢

You're right this filly's been broken.

你说的没错这匹小母马瘸了

you set it on dts didn't you

你帮她设置了家庭影院对吧

I had to.

没办法

She called me "cutie."

她叫人家小可爱嘛

According to alicia's facebook page

从艾丽西娅的个人主页看来

She's hooking up with one of the producers on csi.

她搞上了一个CSI的制片

Well dead whore on tv live one in real life.

电视上演死妓女生活中是活妓女

Oh great.

很好

Now she's jumping up and down on the bed.

她现在开始玩蹦床了

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