生活大爆炸-S09E24_生活大爆炸

S01

Okay fine

好吧行

Hi how was the screening

你回来啦电影看得怎么样

Oh Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks

谢尔顿搬出罗莎·帕克斯

因为拒绝公车司机要求黑人给白人让座的要求而被捕

黑人民权女运动者

to make somebody who cut the line feel bad

来让某个插队的人感到愧疚

but only the white people felt bad.

结果只让在场白人感到愧疚

Ugh I should've never bought him that coloring book

我就不该给他买那本

that explains Black History Month.

解释黑人历史月的着色本

以表示对非裔黑人历史的尊重与贡献

美国每年2月是黑人历史月

How'd it go with my mother

你跟我妈处得怎么样

Uh you know it started a little rocky

一开始有些不顺

but I think we got to a good place.

但我们现在已经处得挺好

Well done.

真棒

Yeah and when I dropped her off at the hotel

我送她到酒店的时候

she even gave me a hug.

她还给了我一个拥抱

Did she think you were choking or...

她以为你噎到要施行海姆立克法吗

I'm sorry that's great.

我抬杠呢很棒啊

Thank you for spending time with her.

谢谢你花时间陪她

No problem.

小事一桩

Um so listen

对了

I don't know if you have any plans next weekend

我不知道你接下来这周末有何安排

but I kind of promised your mom

但我答应了你母亲

we'd have another wedding ceremony

我们会再办个婚礼

so she could attend this time.

好让她这次能出席

Wait we're gonna get married again

等等我们要再结一次婚吗

Yeah kind of but now we can invite our friends and family.

算吧但这次我们就能邀请亲朋好友来啦

Seems like a lot of trouble for a hug.

这一个拥抱代价有点大吧

Come on it'll be fun

别这样会很有意思

and you know your mom was genuinely hurt

而且你妈妈也真的很伤心

we didn't invite her to the first one.

我们第一次婚礼没邀请她去

Look in our defense

我得为我们辩解下

it was kind of a spur of the moment thing

我们当时是一时兴起才去结婚的

and also we don't like her.

而且我们不喜欢她啊

Leonard come on she's your mom.

莱纳德她可是你妈妈

If we can do something to make her happy

如果我们能做件事讨她开心

why wouldn't we

那为什么不做

I just said why

我才说过理由啊

we don't like her.

我们不喜欢她

Hey look then forget about her

那好那别想着是为了她

let's do it for us.

就当是为了我们自己

We could keep it small and informal.

办一个简单又不会太隆重的就行

This time we can invite our families.

这次我们能邀请自己的家人

Is your brother out of prison

你哥哥出狱了吗

Thanks to overcrowding yeah.

对啊监狱人满为患提早获释

I'd love it if my dad could come.

我爸要是来就好了

Oh you have to invite him.

我们可以邀请他啊

I haven't seen him since the divorce.

他们离婚后我就没见过他了

Oh he's like a different man.

他整个人都不一样了

He stopped twitching

人不抽抽了

and I think he grew an inch and a half.

他好像还长高了4公分呢

Well then it's settled.

那就这么定啦

God. So funny.

天啊真有意思

I never thought my second marriage would be to you

从来没想到我的二婚对象会是你

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第二十四集[本季终]

Okay so it's not a legal ceremony

不是什么有法律效力的婚礼

it's just a chance for us to redo our vows

只是一个我们重说婚誓

so everyone can be part of it.

好让大家能在一旁观礼的机会

So there's no maid of honor

所以不会有伴娘

No.

不会

But if I were to say wear a purple satin dress

但如果我那天要穿鸡心领的

with a sweetheart neckline and stand near you

紫色绸缎小礼服而且站在你旁边

you wouldn't be able to stop me right

你也没办法阻止我对吧

I don't see how I could.

你要这样我也没招啊

Then I graciously accept.

那我就却之不恭了

Who's going to officiate

婚礼由谁来主持呢

I was kind of hoping you would.

我还希望由你主持呢

Wait now I'm just some lousy maid of honor

等等所以我只是没啥鸟用的伴娘吗

Hey good news I just got off the phone with my mother.

好消息我刚跟我妈说完电话

She is coming to the wedding.

她会出席这场婚礼

Okay wait

好等等

you're inviting people to our wedding

你在邀请人来参加我们的婚礼吗

Yes I'm inviting people to our wedding.

对啊我在邀请人来参加"我们"的婚礼

Yeah I've already asked

我已经邀请了

Stephen Hawking and Robert Downey Jr.

史蒂芬·霍金教授与小罗伯特·唐尼

And now don't get your hopes up 'cause he's pretty busy

还有一个人你们期望别太高他很忙

but Erno Rubik.

是厄爾諾·魯比克

Who's Erno Rubik

他是谁啊

Seriously

不是吧

He invented the Rubik's Cube.

魯比克的方块[魔方]就是他发明的

but why would you invite him to our wedding

但你为什么要邀请他来我们的婚礼

Because despite his fame and fortune

因为尽管他名利尽收

he strikes me as a lonely man.

但我感觉到他是很寂寞的人

Well it's very sweet of you

你真的很贴心

to go to all this trouble for Leonard's mother.

为了莱纳德的妈妈这么费心费力

Yeah I'm also doing it for Leonard.

我也是为了莱纳德

I think this could really help their relationship.

我觉得这应该能改善他们的关系

How dare you invite your father without consulting me

请你老子不用先问过老娘的吗

Sorry but I don't think I need your permission

对不起但是我不觉得邀请我爸

to have my father at my wedding.

来参加我的婚礼需要经过你的同意

You do understand our marriage ended

你知道我跟他婚姻破碎是因为

because he had an affair.

他外遇了吧

I know and there's no excuse for that.

我知道这事万般不应该

He claimed I was cold emasculating

他说我冷血伤他男性自尊

and hadn't shown him any physical affection for years.

多年来对他未曾表达过任何肉体上的亲近

I was wrong there's three excuses for that.

我错了万般不应该中有三个应该

Oh my God.

天啊

It's working.

成功了

You sure

你确定吗

Look.

你看

The system is maintaining its own stability

系统能维持自己的稳定性

the quantum vortex apparatus is now controlling the orientation.

量子涡旋装置现在在自控方向

You're right.

真的呢

You realize what this means

你知道这意味着什么吗

I do.

我知道

It's proof of concept.

这就是概念的验证

We've got a workable guidance system.

我们做出了切实可行的导向系统

Congratulations.

恭喜你

Thanks

谢谢你

Hey I just got an e mail from the U.S. Air Force.

我收到了美国空军发来的电邮

Open it.

打开看看

"We request a meeting at your earliest convenience

"我们希望能尽早跟您见面

regarding your quantum guidance system

谈谈你的量子导向系统

provisional patent 62/295118."

临时专利编号是62/295118"

That's weird.

奇了怪了

Is there a window around here we don't know about

这里面有我们不知道的暗窗吗

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

我觉得应该只是巧合吧

Yeah of course.

当然啦

What else could it be

不然还能是为什么

Boy do I love America.

妈呀我真是爱死美国啦

Thank you for picking me up.

谢谢你来接我

Oh you're welcome.

不客气

I was speaking to your young lady.

我是在对你的伴说

My pleasure Mrs. Cooper.

这是我的荣幸库珀女士

Oh please call me Mary.

叫我玛丽就好了

Okay Mary.

好吧玛丽

You know that doesn't work for me

这我听了不太舒服

let's stay with Mrs. Cooper.

还是就叫库珀女士吧

Sheldon don't be silly.

谢尔顿别犯傻

Wait what

怎么了

That's what I called you till I got to know you better.

我跟你不熟之前也是这么叫你的啊

It was so nice of Leonard and Penny to invite me.

莱纳德跟佩妮还邀请我真是太好了

Well actually I...

其实呢是我...

It sure was.

绝对是啊

I've always had a special place in my heart for Leonard.

莱纳德在我心里也很特别

Taking care of my baby all these years.

他这些年来一直照顾着我的宝贝

Excuse me

不好意思

I take care of him.

是我照顾他好吗

Sure you do.

你说是就是啦

So who else is coming to this shindig

还有谁要来参加这典礼啊

Oh well the usual gang.

就我们那群人

Penny's family is coming tomorrow.

佩妮的家人明天来

Yeah and Leonard's mother's already here.

莱纳德的母亲已经到了

Oh Beverly.

贝弗莉啊

How nice.

真"好"

You've met her right

你们见过对吧

Yes I have.

是的见过

Mother she's an atheist not a vampire.

妈她是无神论者又不是吸血鬼

Either way let's stop and get some garlic.

无论哪种身份麻烦停下车我要买大蒜驱邪

So Mary how have you been

玛丽你最近过得如何

Well thank you so much for asking.

多谢关心

I've been well and you

我过得很好你呢

Very good. Good.

-非常好 -那就好

I don't know what we were worried about

我不知道我们有什么好担心的

they're getting along great.

她们俩相处得十分融洽

Sheldon tells me your husband's coming.

谢尔顿告诉我你的丈夫也会来

My ex husband.

是我的前夫

Oh I'm so sorry.

真遗憾

Don't be. All right.

-不必 -那行

Whew chilly.

气氛降至冰点

I think I can see my breath.

冷得都能看见我呼出来的气了

We can hear you.

我们听得见哦

Sorry. Sorry.

-抱歉 -抱歉

I can't believe I was so naive.

我真是好傻好天真

The military is just gonna

军方肯定会

take over the whole project.

拿走整个项目

And you know what happens if we object

如果我们拒绝后果不用想都知道

We disappear.

我们会"被消失"

Like off the map.

彻底人间蒸发

Like every American Idol winner since season four.

就像《美国偶像》第四季之后的每一位冠军[都不红]

Come on Howard you're overreacting.

拜托霍华德你反应过度了

Am I

是吗

Am I

是这样吗

Wha what do you want to bet some black ops guy

要不要打个赌某个秘密行动组的家伙

is reprinting my high school yearbook

正在重印我的高中毕业纪念册

and I'm no longer in it

而新版本已经没我了

That chess club picture is now

那张象棋俱乐部合照

just David Zimmerman and Elaine Cho.

现在就剩大卫·齐默尔曼和伊莱恩·周了

Okay look I'm on the Air Force Web site

听着我打开了空军的官网

and the department that e mailed you

发邮件给你的那个部门

is in charge of acquisitions.

是专门负责收购的

So maybe they just want to give you a lot of money for your invention.

或许他们只是想花大钱买你的发明

Oh please that's not how it works.

拜托事情肯定不是这样子

You saw E.T. Avatar Jurassic World.

你也看过《E.T.》《阿凡达》《侏罗纪世界》吧

The military just shows up and takes over.

军方就是跑来接管一切的恶霸

You do realize those weren't documentaries right

你应该知道那些都不是纪录片吧

I'm sorry you find this funny

不好意思你觉得很好笑吗

No I was just thinking about Jurassic World.

不啊我只是在回味《侏罗纪世界》

Boy that was terrible.

那真是部烂片

Oh we have to use the stairs.

我们得走楼梯

When are they gonna fix your elevator

电梯什么时候能修好

Uh... I don't any day now.

我不知道随时吧

Well the stairs are fine.

走楼梯也行

Besides your mother is up there.

再说了你妈就在楼上

Maybe I'll have a heart attack

或许我走着走着心脏病发

and not have to see her.

就不用见她了

Hey I I know things are a little rough

我知道你和老妈的关系

with you and Mom

有点僵

but I'm really glad you're here.

但我真的很高兴你能来

Me too.

我也是

I should have never had that angioplasty

我真不应该做血管修复术

because I feel fine.

因为完全没有要病发的样子

Penny's really looking forward to seeing you.

佩妮很期待能见到你

Ah she's a sweetie.

她是个可人儿

You got a good one there Leonard.

你娶了一个好老婆莱纳德

Thanks Dad.

多谢爸爸

How the hell did you do that

你是怎么娶到好老婆的啊

Isn't this nice

真是和乐融融啊

Hey we're here.

我们到了

Alfred

阿尔弗雷德

Thank you for coming

感谢你能来

Well happy to be here.

很高兴能来

And congratulations. Thank you.

-恭喜你们 -谢谢

Dad you remember Sheldon.

爸爸这是谢尔顿

Dr. Hofstadter.

霍夫斯塔德博士

Dr. Cooper.

库珀博士

This is Sheldon's mother Mary.

这是谢尔顿的母亲玛丽

How do you do

你好

Nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你

And his girlfriend Amy.

这是他的女朋友艾米

A pleasure.

你好

Hi.

你好

And of course Mom.

当然还有我妈

Hello my hateful shrew.

你好可憎的悍妇

Hello to you you wrinkled old bastard.

你也好皱巴巴的老王八蛋

All right now I'm starting to sense a little tension.

好吧现在我能感觉到气氛有点紧张了

All right you two don't start.

行了你们俩不要开吵

Penny and I are throwing this second wedding for your benefit.

我和佩妮是为了你们才再办一次婚礼

Can you please not ruin it

拜托不要毁了它好吗

Of course. I'm sorry.

当然很抱歉

Oh look at that you can apologize.

瞧瞧原来你会道歉啊

Mom

妈

I'm sorry.

抱歉

You know the Bible says forgiveness...

《圣经》说宽恕...

Mom

妈

I'm sorry.

抱歉

Uh who's hungry

饿了吧

We have a reservation at the best restaurant in town.

我们在城里最棒的餐厅订了位哦

It only got three and a half stars on Yelp.

那餐厅在点评网上只有三颗半星

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'm not sorry. That's true.

我不觉得抱歉我说的是事实

I don't know what to do.

我不知道该怎么办

It's the Air Force.

对方可是美国空军

I mean should I respond to their e mail

我是该回复这封邮件

Ignore it

还是置之不理

You can't ignore it.

你不能置之不理

It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist.

这又不是牙医发来让你回去做检查的贺卡

Guys come on.

小哥俩走吧

We're meeting everyone for dinner.

我们约了大家吃饭呢

One sec. I'm just afraid if I respond

稍等我就怕万一我回复了

then they'll know I got it.

他们就知道我的项目成功了

Oh dude.

伙计

The minute you opened that e mail

你点开邮件的那一刻

they knew you got it.

他们就知道你成功了

I mean they're probably looking at you

没准他们现在就通过

through the camera right now.

电脑的摄像头监视你呢

Oh damn.

我勒个去

I love America.

我爱美国哟

Are you done with this nonsense

你们闹够了没有

It's not nonsense.

这不是闹着玩的

This is how the U.S. Military works.

美国军方就是这么办事儿的

Oh if it's even the U.S. Military.

就算是美国军方好了

It could be foreign military pretending to be American.

那也可以是假装成美方的外国军方势力

You're right. We turn our guidance system over to them

你说得对我们一旦把导向系统给了他们

next thing we know they're using it against us.

他们会立即拿来对付美国

I also love the enemies of America.

我也爱美国的敌人们哟

Penny I hope the example of my failed marriage

佩妮希望我和莱纳德父亲的

to Leonard's father doesn't discourage you

失败婚姻并没有让你

from the commitment you've made to one another.

对你俩的婚姻失去信心

Oh of course not.

当然不会

Although Alfred and I had a lot more going for us than you two.

不过我和阿尔弗雷德的感情比你们的深厚

Mom please save something for the toast.

妈多留几句"好话"祝酒时说吧

So Alfred what is it that you do for a living

阿尔弗雷德你是做什么的

Oh I'm an anthropologist.

我是一名人类学家

I study ancient peoples and cultures.

我研究古人和古文化

My goodness so all the way back to the Flood.

老天就是史前大洪水之前的一切吗

也就是诺亚方舟故事的由来

《圣经》中记载了挪亚时代发生的全球大洪水

Don't laugh she wasn't joking.

别笑她刚不是开玩笑

Play with your phone.

玩你的手机别多事

Well on that note

关于这一点

there are many cultures that have an apocalyptic flood

在很多不同国家的文化中他们的神话里

as part of their mythology.

都有过末日大洪水的记载

I don't have a mythology.

我不信神话

I have the unerring Word of God.

我只信永远正确的上帝之话

But that's very interesting.

但你说的非常有意思

I I didn't mean to disparage your faith.

我没有看不起你的信仰的意思

Actually I admire it.

其实我挺欣赏的

Really Yes.

-真的吗 -当然

Yes I'm an agnostic myself

我自己是不可知论者

but I have prayed many times to God

但我曾祷告过很多次祈求上帝

to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.

将我妻子变成一根盐柱

《圣经》里的典故上帝将一个人的妻子变成盐柱

Well He came close.

也算接近了吧

Turned her into a giant block of ice.

把她变成一块大冰块

Howard there must be someone at the university

霍华德大学里肯定可以找到

you can go to for help.

能帮你的人吧

Are you kidding

开什么玩笑

They're probably the ones who leaked it

没准就是他们先把消息

to the military in the first place.

透漏给军方的

What about the guy on the Channel Four News

那第四台新闻里那哥们呢

You know "Four on Your Side"

总说"第四与你同一阵线"

Maybe he can be on your side.

也许他也可以来你的阵线

I'm being harassed by the government

我是被政府骚扰

not trying to get to the bottom of a dog walking scam.

不是想弄清诈骗骗局真相

Oh stop

够了

You know what's really happening

你知道真相是什么吗

All the movies you've watched

所有你看过的电影

the TV shows the comic books

电视剧漫画书

they've completely twisted your thinking.

将你的想法彻底扭曲了

No one's after you no one's listening to you

没人在追查你没人在监听你

no one cares about you.

根本没人在乎你

I'd like to think

我还是希望

the "Four on Your Side" guy cares about me.

"第四与你同一阵线"那哥们是在乎我的

You know Beverly I know you and Alfred

贝弗莉我知道你和阿尔弗雷德

have your differences but if you think about it

有你们的分歧但其实你想一下

if you hadn't married him there'd be no Leonard.

如果你没嫁给他就不会有莱纳德了

So that's good right

所以也是好事对不对

Yeah.

对吧

Is that Howard in front of us

前面是霍华德吗

Oh maybe.

好像是

Get closer.

跟上他们

Oh God.

天啊

I think someone's following us.

好像有人跟踪我们

You're being ridiculous.

你在自己脑补

I'm not being ridiculous he's right on my tail.

真不是我脑补他就跟在后面

Uh turn left here and see if he turns with us.

在这左转看他们会不会跟着转

Well why is he turning here

他为什么在这转弯

The restaurant's the other way.

饭店在另一边

I don't know.

不知道

He uses that traffic app. Maybe there's an accident.

他有用一款路况软件可能前头出车祸了吧

Oh so follow him.

那跟他走吧

Oh no

不好

I told you

我就说吧

It's probably just a coincidence.

可能只是巧合而已

Speed up a little see if he stays with you.

加点速看他会不会跟上来

Well go faster.

你快点开

You're losing him.

要跟丢了

What is his hurry

他怎么那么急

You know what flash your lights.

这样你闪一下车灯

Let him know it's you.

让他知道是你

He's flashing his lights.

他在闪灯

What's that mean

那是什么意思

I I think he wants us to pull over.

他好像想让我们靠边停

Do not pull over

不许靠边停

I'm not raising this baby alone

我才不要当单亲妈妈

Hang on

坐稳了

So after your husband passed

你丈夫去世以后

you never remarried

你没有再嫁吗

No just focused on work and the church.

没有全情投入在工作和教堂上了

Ah. And what do you do

你是做什么工作的

I work at the church.

在教堂工作

Well they're lucky to have you.

有你在是他们三生有幸

Well thank you.

谢谢

You're welcome.

不客气

Do you realize what's happening here

你看出来是怎么回事了吗

Yeah I do.

当然了

They're filling up on bread and ruining their meal.

他们面包吃太多一会该吃不下饭了

What took you guys so long

你们怎么那么晚

Oh we were following Howard but for some reason

我们本来跟着霍华德来着但不知道怎么

he turned off his headlights and went up a one way street.

他把车灯关掉逆着单行道走了

So what did we miss

你们聊什么了

Oh just Mary and I getting to know each other a little.

不过是我和玛丽彼此了解一下

Leonard your father is just charming.

莱纳德你父亲真是讨人喜欢

He's also broke.

他还破产了

Did he mention that

他没有告诉你吗

Okay Mom you sit over there...

好的妈你去那边坐

And I'm gonna call Bernadette and see what's keeping them.

我给伯纳黛特打电话问问怎么这么久

If I'd known you were broke

我要是早知道你破产了

I wouldn't have made a big deal about the bread.

就不会那么在意你多吃面包了

Hey Penny.

佩妮

What are you talking about

你说什么呢

Oh that was you

刚刚那是你啊

Long story.

说来话长

Why don't you go ahead and eat.

你们先吃吧

We're gonna be a while.

我们恐怕还要一会儿呢

I'm telling you I'm not on drugs.

我跟你说我没嗑药

The government's out to get me

是政府要抓我

Now one of the more exciting things to be found recently

最近一个比较有趣的新发现

is that Neanderthals

就是尼安德塔人[穴居人]

and Homosapiens frequently mated with each other.

与智人[现代人类祖先] 常会与彼此交配

Well that certainly explains

这下我就明白

my marriage to Sheldon's father.

为什么我会嫁给谢尔顿的父亲了

That's funny because my father was not a very clever man.

非常好笑因为我父亲不是特别聪明的人

I'd be lost without you.

没有你"我什么都听不懂了"

Uh I would like to propose a toast

我想邀大家举杯

to my wife and bride to be.

敬我的妻子兼准新娘

See that's funny because...

你看这句好笑的点在...

Back to your phone.

玩你手机去

Penny...

佩妮

I've always known I loved you

我爱你这点毋庸置疑

but this last year has shown me

但过去的这一年让我意识到

that I also love being married to you.

我也爱上了活在围城里的感觉

Thank you for saying yes.

谢谢你愿意嫁给我

Oh thanks for asking until I did.

谢谢你始终没放弃

Hear hear.

说得好

Cheers.

干杯

I uh I would also like to make a toast.

我也想举杯

Leonard

莱纳德

I am so happy that you have found a woman

我很高兴看到你找到了一位

who loves and cares for you.

爱你又关心你的女人

What the hell is that supposed to mean

你什么意思给老娘讲清楚

Why don't you take a pill

你该吃药了

Like you did before sex

就像你上床之前那样吗

What I really needed was a blindfold.

其实当时我最想要的是眼罩

All right everyone...

好了各位

calm down.

冷静点

Let's all remember what it says in the Bible

我们想想《圣经》里是怎么说的

"He who is slow to anger

"不轻易发怒的

is better than the mighty."

胜过勇士"

Oh dear woman can you please read another book

你这女人能看看别的书吗

When God writes one I will.

只要上帝出新作我就追

Um if if we want to order the souffle

如果谁想点舒芙蕾吃

we might want to get on that.

现在可以点了

Leonard if you don't mind I I think I'm a little tired.

莱纳德希望你别介意我有些累了

I'm gonna call it a night.

今晚就到这里吧

Sure Dad.

当然不介意爸爸

I'm a little tuckered out myself

我也有些累坏了

so I will see you all in the morning.

各位明早见

Would you like to share a cab

愿意跟我一起打车吗

That would be fine.

当然好

Where are you staying

你在哪住

I'm at the Westin.

威斯汀酒店

Oh so am I.

我也是

Can I interest you in a nightcap

能请你喝杯睡前酒吗

I think that you could.

当然可以

What is happening there

那是怎么回事

I think it's pretty obvious.

我觉得再明显不过了

They don't want dessert 'cause they filled up on bread.

他们不想吃甜点因为吃了一肚子面包

She's still not answering.

她还是不接

My father's not texting me back.

我爸也没回信息

'Cause they both turned their phones off.

因为他们都关机了啊

I don't like this at all.

我一点都不喜欢这样

I don't like it either.

我也不喜欢

Really

真的吗

'Cause I love it.

可我爱死了

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