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Oh
the...
there's
a
7
15
at
the
ArcLight.
聚光灯电影院有7点15分的场
Well
that
doesn't
give
us
much
time
to
eat.
可是这样我们没什么时间吃饭啊
We
can
eat
afterwards.
我们可以看完再吃啊
I'm
not
gonna
eat
at
10
00
at
night.
我才不要晚上十点后才吃晚饭
Who
am
I
Hemingway
我又不是海明威
曾被外派去西班牙报导西班牙内战
美国知名作家与记者 代表作《老人与海》
Why
do
you
think
Hemingway
ate
at
10
00
你为什么觉得海明威晚上10点吃晚饭
He
spent
a
lot
of
time
in
Spain.
They
eat
dinner
late.
他在西班牙待过不少时间 那里人吃饭晚
He
also
spent
a
lot
of
time
in
Florida.
他也在佛罗里达州待过挺长时间啊
Last
time
I
was
there
people
were
eating
dinner
at
like
4
30.
根据我去的经验 当地人4点半就在吃晚饭了
You
guys
know
that
Hemingway
had
cats
with
six
toes
你们知道海明威的猫有6只脚趾吗
还存有大量的6趾猫
海明威在美国基韦斯特岛的故居周围
Six
toes
per
foot
or
six
toes
total
是每只脚有6趾还是总共只有6趾
Okay.
好了
It's
official.
We're
never
going
to
see
the
Avengers.
正式确定了 我们看不到最新的《复仇者联盟》
Guys
just
come
on.
Make
a
decision.
你们别闹了 赶紧做个决定吧
I
I'm
good
with
eating
after.
我不介意看完再吃
Mm
I'm
kind
of
hungry
now.
Yeah
me
too.
-我现在就有点饿了 -我也是
Then
we'll
eat
before.
Okay.
-那我们就看之前吃 -好
So
then
we
can
see
the
3
D
at
9
00
or
the
2
D
at
9
30.
我们可以看9点的3D场或者2D的9点半场
3
D.
If
I'm
gonna
see
Thor
3D的 如果要看到雷神索尔
I
want
to
feel
like
I
could
lick
those
abs.
我想要有一伸舌头就能舔到他腹肌的感觉
Actually
3
D
kind
of
makes
me
queasy.
其实3D会让我看得有点想吐
No
but
we
have
to
see
it
in
3
D.
可是我们必须得看3D的啊
We
saw
part
one
in
3
D
and
the
2
D
part
two
上半部我们看了3D版 而2D版的下半部
is
not
the
part
two
of
the
3
D
part
one.
可不能当做是3D版的下半部
He's
got
you
there
Leonard.
他一句话辩倒你啦 莱纳德
Or
he
doesn't.
I
don't
really
care
anymore.
也可能没辩倒 我反正已经不在乎了
Okay
then
we'll
go
see
it
in
3
D.
好好好 那我们就去看3D场
No.
Sweetie
you
shouldn't
do
things
that
make
you
feel
bad.
亲爱的 要是会让你难受 你就不该做啊
Well
I'm
doing
this.
我不也在做这事吗
And
of
course
he
is.
他当然会做啦
He
is
a
textbook
satisficer.
他就是标准的满意即可性格
That's
not
even
a
word.
根本就没有这个词
Uh
yes
it
is.
真的有
According
to
Nobel
Prize
winning
economist
Herbert
Simon
根据诺贝尔经济学奖得主赫伯特·西蒙所说
satisficing
is
a
decision
making
strategy
满意即可是一种决策方法
whereby
a
person
accepts
whatever
available
option
is
satisfactory
是指一个人愿意接受任何过得去的选择
rather
than
seeking
out
a
course
of
action
而不愿努力去寻求
that
would
make
him
happiest
能让自己最满意的最优化方式
as
I
just
did
when
I
explained
what
satisficing
was.
比如我跟你们解释"满意即可"就是自己最爽的方式
He's
right.
他说得对
No
one
wanted
to
hear
that.
没人想听这个
He
knew
it
yet
he
plowed
ahead.
他知道会有这下场 还是愿意跳你这坑
I'm
just
trying
to
find
a
plan
plow
head
我只是在试着找到一个大家都开心的方案
Except
you.
但你自己不会开心
Yeah
Leonard.
What
would
make
you
happy
对啊 莱纳德 什么会让你开心
I
could
tell
you
about
satisficing
again.
我愿意为你再说一遍满意即可
You
know
what
would
make
me
happy
如果真的想让我心满意足
is
if
we
just
stop
talking
about
this
那就请大家别再废话
and
see
whatever
movie
you
guys
want
to
see
就看你们想看的电影
whenever
you
want
to
see
it.
选你们想要的时间就行
Okay.
But
next
time
we
get
to
pick.
行 这次听你安排 下次得让我们选啊
How's
your
headache
你头疼怎么样了
It's
better.
The
throwing
up
really
helped.
好点了 吐完真的感觉舒服些
I'm
so
sorry
you
missed
the
end
of
the
movie.
你错过结尾真是太遗憾了
Oh
it's
okay.
没事啦
Everyone
talked
about
it
so
much
on
the
ride
home
大家回程车上聊了一整路
I
feel
like
I
saw
it.
我感觉我也在现场看到了
Well
to
be
fair
you
talked
about
the
bathroom
so
much
凭良心说 你也说了这么多你在卫生间的事
we
felt
like
we
saw
that
too.
我们也感觉在现场看到了
I
think
I
would've
been
okay
if
we
weren't
sitting
so
close.
如果我们不坐那么前排 或许我会好些
Well
then
why
did
we
sit
so
close
那我们为什么要坐那么前排
Sheldon
said
"Are
these
seats
good
for
everyone
"
谢尔顿说"这座位大家没意见吧"
What
was
I
supposed
to
do
say
no
like
a
maniac
你要我说什么啊 不怕死地说不吗
Sweetie
you
have
got
to
stand
up
for
yourself.
亲爱的 你得为自己站出来说话啊
You
know
maybe
Sheldon's
right.
或许谢尔顿说的是对的
Maybe
you
are
that
word
he
said.
可能你就是他说的那种人
Satisficer
满意即可人格吗
Yeah
that
That's
the
one.
对 就是这个
Boy
sounds
way
more
made
up
when
you
say
it.
天啊 从你嘴里说出来感觉这词假了好多
I
mean
come
on
when
was
the
last
time
来嘛 你说说你上一次
you
did
something
totally
selfish
without
worrying
做一件完全自私且没有
about
what
anyone
else
wanted
考虑其他人的想法是在什么时候
According
to
my
mother
根据我妈所说
I
took
my
sweet
time
being
born.
我出生的时候拖了很长时间才生下来
How
is
that
selfish
这点怎么自私了
Apparently
she
had
dinner
reservations.
她貌似有在餐厅订位吃晚饭
And
this
is
the
telescope
room
而这里是望远镜房
where
I
spend
a
lot
of
my
evenings.
我在这里度过无数个夜晚
Where's
the
telescope
望远镜在哪
Hawaii.
夏威夷
That's
cool.
很酷啊
Yeah
so
you
know...
是啊 所以嘛...
aloha.
你好 欢迎[夏威夷语]
What's
that
smell
这个什么味道啊
Uh
everyone
has
their
own
theory.
每个人都有一套理论
Dr.
Tibourgh
thinks
it's
mold.
泰博博士觉得是霉味
I
think
it's
Dr.
Tibourgh.
而我觉得是泰博博士的臭味
So
what
am
I
looking
at
所以我面前的是什么
Ah
this
is
live
information
from
the
Keck
telescope.
这是凯克望远镜发送过来的即时资料
It's
pretty
interesting.
其实挺有意思的
So
I
recently
observed
some
optical
flashes.
我最近观测到一些光学闪光
It
could
be
light
bouncing
off
a
natural
object
可能是光线从自然物体反射过来
but
those
tend
to
be
less
reflective
但自然物体通常反射力较弱
so
could
be
evidence
of
something
alien
made.
所以很有可能是外星造物存在的证据
Oh
this
suddenly
got
exciting.
一下子开始有趣了起来呢
Oh.
When
you
say
"exciting
"
你说"有趣"的时候
do
you
mean
"Go
back
to
my
place"
exciting
是"回我家再办事"的有趣程度
or
"Hold
our
breath
and
do
it
here"
还是"小声点在这就把事办了"的程度
Mahalo.
谢谢[夏威夷语]
Do
I
want
to
ask
我问了会后悔吗
Oh
w...
when
I
go
upstairs
等我到了楼上
Penny's
gonna
make
me
choose
what
we're
gonna
do
tonight
佩妮就会要我选择我们今晚做什么
without
taking
her
feelings
into
consideration
而且不准考虑她的感觉与想法
and
I
I
don't
know
if
I'm
up
for
it.
我不知道自己做不做得到
Poor
baby.
When
I
go
upstairs
真"可怜"啊 等我一到楼上
Sheldon's
gonna
give
me
a
25
minute
lecture
谢尔顿要用整整25分钟
about
what
Hulk
would
be
like
if
he
were
made
of
metal.
来告诉我如果浩克是金属做的会怎样
Part
of
his
ongoing
series
这是他的一个系列讲座
"What
If
Hulk
Were
Made
of
Other
Things
"
《如果浩克是其他材质做的会怎样》
I
I've
always
been
a
people
pleaser.
我这人从来就喜欢讨好别人
Is
that
so
bad
It's
gotten
me
this
far.
有那么糟糕吗 我不也走到现在了吗
What
almost
up
four
flights
of
stairs
走到哪 走个4层楼吗
Okay
if
I
go
in
there
好吧 如果我到楼上
and
pick
something
I
want
to
do
that
she
also
wants
to
do
选择一件我和她都想做的事
she's
gonna
think
I'm
just
picking
it
to
make
her
happy.
她一定会以为我是故意让她高兴
So
I
feel
like
所以我觉得
I
have
to
pick
something
I
know
she
doesn't
want
to
do
我必须得选一件她不想做的事
or
she's
gonna
be
disappointed.
不然她会失望
Right
What
do
you
think
对不对 你觉得呢
Think
I've
got
ice
cream
in
this
bag
我觉得我袋子里的冰激凌
that's
starting
to
melt.
恐怕是开始化了
I'm
sorry.
对不起
It's
exhausting
being
in
my
head.
我头都要想爆了
Look
when
you
wanted
Penny
you
didn't
care
听着 从前你喜欢佩妮的时候
what
anybody
else
thought
or
wanted
完全不顾周围所有人的想法
including
Penny.
包括佩妮本人的想法
That's
true.
这倒是真的
Yeah
yeah
there
was
something
I
wanted
没错 没错 爷想要什么
I
went
after
it
and
I
got
it.
爷就大胆去追 还追到手了
Now
you're
hiding
from
it
on
the
stairs
so
it
all
worked
out.
如今你为了躲她藏在楼道里 一切如你所愿
I
thought
about
what
I
want
to
do
tonight
我想到今晚要做什么了
and
I
didn't
take
your
feelings
into
consideration
at
all.
我可完全不会顾及你的感受哦
Great.
太好了
I
want
to
have
sex.
我要和你滚床单
Wow
sex
with
your
wife.
和老婆滚床单
You're
really
swinging
for
the
fences
there
Hofstadter.
你可真是挥出全垒打呢 霍夫斯塔德
Yeah
we
don't
have
to.
算了 我们不一定要做的
No
别呀
I
like
it.
Let's
go.
我喜欢这个主意 来吧
Oh
o
okay.
好 好呀
And
then
after
that
we're
gonna
watch
Startrek
discovery.
滚完之后 我们还要看《星际迷航 发现号》
All
right.
Well
just
a
warning
I
might
be
on
my
phone
for
most
of
it.
好 提前预警 我可能大部分时间都在玩手机
That's
fine.
没问题
Wait
you
mean
just
the
Star
Trek...
等等 你是说看《星际迷航》时还是...
Actually
I
don't
care.
老实说 我根本不在乎
And
with
apologies
to
Lady
Gaga
女神卡卡 非常抱歉
that's
how
a
star
is
born.
这才是一个明星的诞生
女神卡卡主演电影《一个明星的诞生》
Told
you
he
was
gonna
mention
Lady
Gaga.
我就跟你说他会提到女神卡卡
At
least
he
didn't
talk
about
how
much
he
cried
至少他没提看那部电影时
during
that
movie.
痛哭了多少次
Although
if
you
haven't
seen
that
movie
you
should.
不过如果你没看过那部电影 强烈推荐呀
I
cried
so
much.
我痛哭了好多次呢
Well
that's
the
lecture
for
today.
今天就讲到这里
Uh
let's
open
it
up
for
questions.
下面请大家尽情提问吧
Oh
you
Sir
yes.
就是你了 先生
You
have
a
question
你有问题吗
Yeah.
Actually
I
have
a
two
part
question.
有 事实上 我的问题分为两部分
Are
you
sure
I
get
the
sense
it's
only
one
part.
你确定吗 我觉得你应该只有一个部分吧
No
no
it's
two.
不 不 是两部分
Part
one
第一部分
the
new
star
you
were
talking
about
你刚才提到的那颗新星
how
long
did
it
take
that
light
to
reach
Earth
它的光要多少年才能到达地球
And
part
two
第二部分
is
it
true
you
plant
your
friends
in
the
audience
to
ask
questions
你是不是安插了你朋友假扮观众来提问呢
46
000
years.
46000年
And
no
I
don't
plant
my
friends
还有 我没有安插朋友
because
apparently
I
don't
have
any.
因为现在看来 我根本没有朋友
Uh
any
other
questions
还有问题吗
Uh
yes.
You
miss.
Hi.
-好的 这位女士 -你好
I
read
your
paper
on
specular
reflections.
It
was
great.
我阅读了你关于镜面反射的论文 写得太好了
Oh
thank
you
so
much.
In
your
conclusion
-非常感谢 -你的结论中提到
you
said
you
couldn't
rule
out
that
light
flashes
你无法排除闪光可能是
could
be
evidence
of
alien
civilization.
外星文明的证据
So
does
that
mean
you
think
it's
aliens
所以你认为那是外星人吗
I
was
just
illustrating
that
there
are
many
unknowns
我只是想说明世上有很多未解之谜
and
as
scientists
we
can't
preemptively
rule
out
possibilities.
作为科学家 我们不能抢先排除各种可能性
So
you
think
it's
aliens.
所以你认为那是外星人
A
Actually
no
that's...
事实上 不 那是...
I
have
a
question
about
the
aliens
you
found.
关于你发现的外星人 我也有个问题
That's
not
what
I
said
Howard.
我没有那么说 霍华德
Hold
on
a
second.
等等
Do
you
two
know
each
other
你们两个难道互相认识吗
Yeah.
对了
My
sister
was
我的妹妹曾经...
a
and
this
is
her
term
abducted.
用她的话来说 被外星人劫持了
Do
you
think
those
could
be
the
same
aliens...
你觉得这会是同一群外星人吗
Okay
any
other
questions
好了 还有其他问题吗
Not
about
aliens
和外星人无关的
What
怎么了
Do
you
still
want
me
to
ask
the
one
you
gave
me
你还需要我问你给我的那个问题吗
'Cause
it
kind
of
feels
like
we're
past
that.
因为我觉得最佳时机已经过去了
Ooh
Leonard
I
don't
mean
to
alarm
you
莱纳德 我不想吓到你
but
the
Chinese
food
smells
funny.
不过这中国菜闻起来怎么怪怪的
That's
because
it's
barbecue.
因为这里面装的是烧烤
But
it's
Chinese
food
night.
可今晚是中餐之夜啊
Um
I
picked
it.
You're
the
one
who
told
me
我自己改了 是你让我
to
stop
being
such
a
satisficer
all
the
time.
不要再对别人百依百顺的
What
I
did
not.
什么 我才没有
I
just
pointed
out
that
you
were
one.
我只是指出你是个百依百顺的人
It's
what
I
like
best
about
you.
那是我最欣赏你的一点
Well
that
and
those
little
notes
you
leave
in
my
lunch.
对了 还有你在我午餐里留下的贴心小纸条
I
leave
those
纸条是我留的
Well
that's
disappointing.
这可真让人失望
I
already
know
that
you
heart
me.
我早就知道你"稀罕"我了
Now
I
don't
know
if
Leonard
does.
现在我不知道莱纳德是否"稀罕"我了
Well
this
is
what
we're
having
for
dinner.
反正今晚我们就吃这个
You
can
eat
it
or
not.
I
don't
care.
你爱吃不吃 我不在乎
I
guess
that
answers
the
heart
question.
我想"稀不稀罕"这个问题已经解决了
I
It's
fine.
We'll
have
barbecue.
没关系 我们就吃烧烤吧
Oh
of
course.
I'm
nothing
if
not
flexible.
当然啦 我这人就是能屈能伸
I'm
sure
that
at
some
point
我敢肯定
in
the
3
000
year
history
of
the
Chinese
empire
在华夏文明3000年历史中的某个时间点
a
cavalryman
crossing
一个骑兵穿越
the
Gobi
Desert
was
forced
by
hunger
to
eat
his
own
horse
戈壁沙漠 饥寒交迫 不得不杀了自己的马
and
roast
it
over
a
campfire
用篝火烤熟吃掉
hence
Chinese
barbecue.
Let's
eat.
中式烤肉从此诞生 开饭吧
Gee
I'm
sorry
I
didn't
watch
the
news
today.
真抱歉 我今天没看新闻
Has
the
whole
world
gone
mad
是不是全世界都发疯啦
It's
my
house.
这里是我家
I'm
tired
of
being
told
where
I
can
and
can't
sit.
我受够了别人告诉我必需坐在哪
You
did
this.
你干的好事
Amy
grab
your
meat.
We're
leaving
in
a
huff.
艾米 拿上你的烤肉 我们要愤然离开
I'm
sorry
if
I
don't
go
now
it's
not
a
huff.
抱歉 如果我现在不走 就不叫愤然了
Don't
take
this
the
wrong
way
你别多想
but
that
was
even
more
exciting
than
the
sex.
但刚才那感觉比上床还令我兴奋
Don't
take
this
the
wrong
way
but
yes
it
was.
你也别多想 但确实比上床还爽
Leonard
where
are
you
going
莱纳德 你这是要去哪
Well
to
work.
去上班
Just
trying
out
a
different
route.
试试走另一条路
Okay.
好吧
If
we
cross
the
county
line
it's
technically
kidnapping.
如果我们越过县边界 这就成绑架了
Well
if
you
don't
approve
of
my
driving
too
bad.
如果你不赞同我开车的方式 很可惜
This
is
the
new
me.
Get
used
to
it.
这是全新的我 赶快习惯吧
Fine.
Then
this
is
the
new
me
行吧 那这就是全新的我
and
he
finds
the
new
you
tiresome.
而他觉得全新的你好烦人
How
is
that
different
than
the
old
you
这跟从前的你有什么不同
The
new
me
gives
knowing
winks.
全新的我会做出会心的眨眼
Well
all
these
years
这么多年来
I
I
was
afraid
to
say
what
I
wanted.
我都不敢说出自己真正想要的
You
know
even
at
work
就算在工作上
you
know
there's
things
I
want
to
accomplish
我也有想完成的目标
but
I
didn't
want
to
ruffle
any
feathers
or
step
on
any
toes.
但我不想惹毛或踩到他人的界线[脚趾]
Feathers
and
toes
Is
the
new
thing
you're
trying
羽毛和脚趾 你想完成的新目标
to
accomplish
ballroom
dancing
with
a
chicken
难道是在舞池和一只鸡共舞吗
Look
at
that
the
new
me
is
hilarious.
瞧啊 全新的我真是爆笑哏王
Always
wanted
to
be
the
principal
investigator
我一直想当等离子体物理研究的
on
a
plasma
physics
study.
首席研究员
Hey
look
at
that
the
new
you's
funny
too.
瞧啊 全新的你也很搞笑
I'm
serious.
You
know...
我是认真的
I'm
gonna
put
together
a
proposal
我要写一份项目建议书
and
tell
President
Siebert
this
is
what
I
want
to
do.
告诉塞伯特校长这就是我想做的
If
he
doesn't
let
me
如果他不批准
there's
plenty
of
other
universities
that
will.
还有大把大学愿意让我研究这个项目
Sure
there
are.
当然有啦
Of
course
you
don't
want
me
to
do
that
你当然不希望我这么做了
because
you
like
it
when
you're
successful
and
I'm
not.
因为你就喜欢你功成名就 而我无所作为
No
you're
confusing
causation
and...
不 你搞混了因果关系和...
"Welcome
to
Alhambra."
Where
the
heck
are
we
"欢迎来到阿罕布拉" 这是什么鬼地方啊
Now
I'm
some
sort
of
big
joke.
现在我成了大家的笑柄
I'm
even
on
some
alien
conspiracy
blog.
连外星人阴谋论博客也报道我
See
"Caltech
astrophysicist
看到没 "加州理工天文物理学家
finds
proof
of
alien
life"
找到外星生命存在的证据"
Wow
that
is
not
a
great
picture
of
you.
你这张照片真不上镜
That's
not
the
point.
这不是重点好吗
Dr.
Koothrappali.
库萨帕里博士
I'm
surprised
to
see
you
in
here.
Why
is
that
-真意外 你居然在这里 -为什么
Because
the
truth...
因为真相...
is
out
there
就在外面
该剧常讨论外星生命和政府阴谋论
美剧《X档案》经典片头语
You
see
That's
what
I'm
talking
about.
你看 我说的就是这个
People
have
been
doing
that
to
me
all
day.
今天一整天都有人对我玩这种哏
Relax.
They're
just
having
fun.
淡定啦 他们只是开开玩笑
Oh
come
on
不是吧
See
It's
fun.
我就说了很好笑嘛
Wow.
Deja
vu.
这番景象似曾相识
Amy
you're
a
neuroscientist
艾米 你是神经系统学家
you
know
the
latest
research
into
deja
vu
suggests
你知道关于"既视感"的最新研究表明
it's
nothing
but
the
frontal
regions
of
the
brain
那只不过是大脑的额叶
attempting
to
correct
an
inaccurate
memory.
试图纠正错误的记忆罢了
You
telling
me
stuff
I
already
know
你告诉我我早已知道的事
is
definitely
deja
vu.
这场景绝对似曾相识
How
about
telling
me
something
I
don't
know
不如说些我不知道的事吧
like
why
you're
sitting
on
the
stairs.
比如你为什么坐在楼梯上
How
can
I
tell
if
I'm
doing
something
for
a
noble
reason
我如何分辨我做一件事是出于高尚的原因
or
a
selfish
reason
还是自私的原因
Try
saying
the
thing
in
your
head
试试在脑海里说出那件事
and
see
if
you
can
add
the
words
"That'll
show
'em."
看你能否在后面加上"点醒这些傻子"
Leonard's
about
to
demand
a
job
莱纳德准备申请一个项目
that
I
don't
think
the
university
will
give
him.
我觉得学校不会批准
I'm
worried
he's
making
a
giant
mistake.
我担心他这是犯了一个大错误
But
maybe
I
only
think
that
但或许我这么想
because
deep
down
I
don't
want
him
to
succeed.
只是因为我内心深处不希望他成功
The
fact
that
you're
worried
about
your
motivation
你担心自己这么做的动机
supports
the
idea
that
you
genuinely
care
for
your
friend.
恰恰证明你是真心关心你的朋友
I
do.
我是关心他
Thank
you
Amy.
谢谢你 艾米
You
know
what
知道吗
After
I've
talked
to
Leonard
等我跟莱纳德谈完后
you've
earned
yourself
a
bonus
lecture
on
Sponge
Hulk.
额外奖励你一场关于海绵浩克的讲座
That'll
show
me.
点醒我这傻子
So
I
spent
the
whole
day
putting
together
this
proposal
我花了一整天写好这份建议书
and
tomorrow
I'm
gonna
tell
President
Siebert
明天我就告诉塞伯特校长
that
this
is
what
I
want
to
do.
这是我想做的
Oh.
Well
this...
这个...
looks
great.
看起来好棒
You
didn't
even
open
it.
Well
no
-你都没打开看 -不
it's
got
a
nice
you
know
这份建议书
science
y
heft
to
it.
I...
有着沉甸甸的科学重量 我...
Really
proud
of
you
sweetie.
真心为你骄傲 亲爱的
Leonard
莱纳德
I
have
been
agonizing
我一直在纠结
over
whether
or
not
to
say
something
to
you.
要不要跟你说这些话
Aw.
Let
me
help.
Don't.
我帮你决定 别说
I
have
to.
我必须说
I
don't
think
that
you
should
demand
to
be
in
charge
我觉得你不该要求负责
of
a
plasma
project.
一个等离子体项目
Well
big
surprise.
好意外哦
You
can't
stand
the
idea
of
me
succeeding.
你无法忍受我可能会成功
No.
I'll
be
honest.
不 我就实话实说了
New
assertive
Leonard
is
going
to
take
some
getting
used
to.
我得花点时间才能适应独断自信的全新莱纳德
But
so
did
cargo
pants
Leonard
hmm
但当初穿工装裤的莱纳德我后来也慢慢接受啦
Who
for
the
record
I
miss.
说真的 我怀念那个莱纳德
He
always
had
gum.
他身上总带着口香糖
Sheldon
if
this
is
what
he
wants
he
should
ask
for
it.
谢尔顿 如果这是他想要的 他就该提出来
I
mean
what's
the
worst
that
happens
They
say
no.
最糟糕又能怎样 不就是被拒绝吗
Well
I'm
not
gonna
let
them
say
no.
我不会让他们拒绝我
If
they
don't
want
me
to
quit
this
is
what
it's
gonna
take.
如果他们不希望我辞职就得批准
Wait
you're
gonna
quit
等等 你打算辞职
Yeah.
It's
like
you
said
I
have
to
go
after
what
I
want
对 你也说过 我必须争取我想要的
and
if
I
can't
get
that
at
Caltech
如果我在加州理工得不到
there
are
plenty
of
other
universities
in
the
world.
这世界上的大学多的是
In
the
world
这世界上
I
can't
even
get
you
to
go
to
the
beach
我都没办法让你去海滩
and
now
you
want
to
move
to
the
world
现在你想去全世界啦
Well
I
don't
want
to
我也不想
but
if
that's
what
I
have
to
do...
但如果这是我必须做的...
Okay
don't
you
think
threatening
to
quit
your
job
is
something
你不觉得以辞职要挟这种事
you
should
run
by
me
first
应该先问过我吗
You
said
I
shouldn't
worry
about
your
feelings.
你说过我不应该担心你的感受
I
meant
feelings
about
things
that
I
don't
care
about
我指的是我对不在乎的事情的感受
Now
I'm
not
quite
sure
when
to
jump
in
here...
我不确定什么时候要掺和进来
Not
now.
Okay.
-不是时候 -好
Fine
you
want
to
talk
about
it
Let's
talk
about
it.
你想谈 我们就谈
I
I'm
not
loving
my
job
right
now.
我不喜欢现在的工作
And
this
is
something
that
would
make
me
happy.
这是能带给我快乐的事情
Don't
you
want
me
to
be
happy
你不希望我快乐吗
Oh
I've
been
dinged
on
this
before.
我以前为这事栽过跟头
Whatever
you
really
think
you
have
to
say
yes.
不管你怎么想 必须回答"希望"
Of
course
I
want
you
to
be
happy.
Well
played.
-我当然希望你快乐 -做得好
Okay
I
know
this
seems
scary
我知道这似乎很可怕
but
I
put
together
a
strong
proposal.
但我的建议书很有力度
It's
good
for
me
it's
good
for
the
university.
对我对大学都有好处
They're
gonna
give
it
to
me.
他们会同意的
No.
不行
I'm
sorry
President
Siebert
抱歉 塞伯特校长
but
I'm
not
taking
no
for
an
answer.
但我不接受否定答案
I
speak
a
little
Russian.
我懂点俄语
Will
you
take
nyet
for
an
answer
俄语的"否"你接受吗
I'm
serious.
我说真的
Oh.
Well
that
changes
everything.
那一切自然不同了
Really
Nyet.
-真的吗 -"否"[俄语]
I
know
a
lot
of
people
have
been
having
fun
我知道很多人玩得不亦乐乎
claiming
that
I
said
I
found
alien
life.
声称我说我发现了外星人
I
want
to
make
it
clear
我想说清楚
that
is
not
what
I
said.
我不是这样说的
I
did
say
that
was
one
possible
explanation.
我的确说过有这种可能
I
don't
think
that's
something
to
mock.
我不觉得这有什么可嘲笑的
Right
It
would
be
arrogant
for
us
to
assume
对吧 如果假设宇宙中只有我们
that
we
are
alone
in
the
universe.
那也未免太自大了
And
as
scientists
we
need
to
remain
open
作为科学家 我们要保持开放心态
to
the
possibility
that
the
truth
may
sound
silly
尽管真相有可能听起来很傻
or
far
fetched.
或是牵强附会
Uh
the
round
Earth.
Germs
that
cause
diseases.
地球是圆的 导致疾病的细菌
Subatomic
particles.
亚原子粒子
All
these
at
one
time
seemed
fanciful.
这些都曾经被认为是想象
So
who's
to
say
what
science
fiction
of
today
谁又能说今日的科幻
will
be
the
reality
of
tomorrow
他日不会成为现实
Will
there
be
colonies
on
Mars
能移民去火星吗
Uh
matter
transporters
物质传送
Perhaps
the
Loch
Ness
Monster
is
real.
也许尼斯湖水怪是真实存在的
Who
knows
I'm
just
saying
that...
谁知道呢 我意思是
the
only
way
science
moves
forward
科学进步的唯一方式
is
to
follow
the
evidence
wherever
it
leads
就是让证据带领我们
even
if
it
makes
us
sound
crazy
sometimes.
哪怕有时候会让我们说的话显得疯狂
Hey
Bernie
look
at
this.
妮妮 看这个
"Caltech
astrophysicist
claims
"加州理工天体物理学家声称
Loch
Ness
Monster
is
real."
尼斯湖水怪是真实存在的"
Hey.
How
did
it
go
Great.
-怎么样 -非常好
What
so
you
got
the
job
你得到那份工作了
I
did
not.
我没有
So
you
quit
Okay
Leonard
I
can't
move.
你辞职了吗 莱纳德 我不能搬家
I
just
bought
a
six
month
membership
to
SoulCycle.
我刚买了半年的灵魂动感单车会员
Well
I
I
didn't
quit.
我没有辞职
I
said
I
was
going
to.
我说我会辞职
I
walked
out
the
door
and
started
crying.
我走出门就开始哭
You
know
"Oh
my
God
oh
my
God
oh
my
God
what'd
I
do
"
我不断地叫"我的天 我该怎么办"
And
then
he
called
me
back
in.
然后他又把我叫回去
Then
he
changed
his
mind
他改主意了
He
did
not.
没有
I'm
really
confused
about
我真的不知道
how
to
react
to
this
story.
对这个故事要作出什么反应
President
Siebert
didn't
want
to
lose
me.
塞伯特校长不希望我离开
Even
though
they
couldn't
make
me
尽管他们不能让我
a
lead
investigator
on
a
plasma
team
做等离子体团队的首席研究员
there
was
an
opening
for
a
co
lead
但光子纠缠团队
on
a
photon
entanglement
team.
有一个联合首席的空缺
How
cool
is
that
是不是很酷
You're
gonna
have
to
tell
me.
你得告诉我
It's
really
cool.
真的很酷
Oh
I
am
so
happy
for
you.
我真为你高兴
I
almost
got
what
I
wanted
and
it
never
would
have
happened
我差点就得到我想要的 如果没有你差点相信我
if
you
hadn't
almost
believed
in
me.
这一切就不会发生
Let's
celebrate.
What
do
you
want
to
do
我们来庆祝 你想做什么
Oh
please
don't
make
me
decide
another
thing.
拜托别再让我做决定
Hey
you
want
to
go
to
SoulCycle
with
me
你想和我一起去骑灵魂动感单车吗
Give
me
a
minute
I'll
think
of
something.
给我一分钟 我想其他活动
Now
I
know
what
you're
thinking
我知道你在想什么
isn't
Broccoli
Hulk
basically
just
the
Jolly
Green
Giant
西兰花浩克是否就是快乐的绿巨人
快乐的绿巨人是知名的冷冻蔬菜罐头品牌的卡通形象
That
is
what
I
was
thinking.
我的确是这样想的
Let's
never
discuss
it
again.
我们别再讨论了
Really
不是吧
Are
you
hiding
from
Penny
again
No.
No
no
no.
-你又在躲佩妮吗 -不是不是
I
I
went
to
SoulCycle
with
her
and
my
legs
hurt
so
bad
I...
我和她去骑灵魂动感单车 腿太痛了 我...
literally
can't
stand
up.
真的站不起来了
Sheldon
why
don't
you
keep
him
company.
谢尔顿 你陪他吧
All
right.
好
Hello
Leonard.
你好 莱纳德
Have
you
ever
wondered
你有没有想过
what
the
Hulk
would
be
like
if
he
were
made
of
sherbet
如果浩克是冰冻果子露做的会怎么样
I
give
up.
我放弃
Delicious.
会是美味的浩克
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