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Helium.
氦
Yes.
没错
Taylor
Swift.
泰勒·斯威夫特
Yes.
没错
π
Pi.
Yes.
对
Kardashian.
卡戴珊
More
specific.
哪一个
Khloe
科勒
社交名媛金·卡戴珊的妹妹
Yes
对了
See
I
remembered
because
if
it
looks
like
Kim
it's
Kim
我能记得是因为 长得像金就是金·卡戴珊
if
it
looks
kind
of
like
Kim
it's
Kourtney
如果长得有点像金 那就是葛妮
and
if
it
looks
nothing
like
Kim
it's
Khloe.
如果长得完全不像金 那就是科勒
Oh
that's
a
Venn
Diagram
这是维恩图解
由19世纪数学家约翰·维恩所发明
and
I
remember
because
I
thought
to
myself
我能记得是因为我当时想
"Venn
is
he
gonna
stop
talking
about
this
diagram
"
"这叫维恩的家伙 什么时候能不说这图了"
What
are
you
guys
doing
你们俩在干嘛
Oh
well
we
decided
to
use
our
breakfast
time
我们决定用我们早餐时间
to
expand
our
respective
knowledge
bases.
来扩大我们各自的知识储备
Oh
let
me
try.
让我试试
Hmm
atom
of
hydrogen
Adam
of
Maroon
5
氢原子与魔力红的主唱亚当[两者音似]
mic
drop.
扔麦霸气退场
I'm
sorry
who
is
Mike
Drop
抱歉 谁是扔麦霸·气退场
Oh
hey
Penny
do
you
want
to
go
to
the
airport
佩妮 你晚点想跟我一起
with
me
later
to
pick
up
my
mother
去机场接我妈吗
Sure.
Thanks.
-好啊 -谢谢
No
problem.
Hey
Penny
-小事 -佩妮
um
since
you're
already
gonna
be
at
the
airport
既然你都要去机场了
do
I
need
to
go
我还有去的必要吗
Why
don't
you
want
to
get
your
mother
from
the
airport
你为什么不想去机场接你妈妈
Well
I
can
do
without
the
40
minute
car
ride
因为我的人生不需要增加一段
where
she
criticizes
every
aspect
of
my
life.
对我人生长达40分钟的全方位嘲讽
She
can
cover
it
in
a
car
ride
她一趟车程就能全说完了吗
I
could
do
40
minutes
on
your
posture
alone.
光是你的姿势我就能说40分钟呢
You
really
want
me
to
pick
up
your
mother
all
by
myself
你真的想要我一个人去接你妈吗
Hmm
I
just
feel
like
我只是觉得
it
would
be
a
good
chance
for
you
to
bond.
这是你们俩增进感情的好机会
Or
a
way
for
you
to
avoid
her
或是你避开她的好机会吗
I
don't
know
what
he's
putting
on
those
cards
我不知道他的卡上都写了什么
but
you
are
smarter
than
ever.
但你机智程度破了你人生记录啊
Fine
if
you
really
want
me
to
I
will
pick
your
mom
up.
如果真想我去 那我就去接你妈妈吧
Seriously
真的吗
Yeah
you
know
what
she
is
my
mother
in
law
对啊 毕竟她也是我婆婆
and
I'd
like
for
us
to
have
a
good
relationship.
我也想我们能好好相处
That
is
very
mature
of
you
你这行为好成熟
so
I'm
gonna
go
ahead
and
say
"Suckah."
所以我决定告诉你 "傻逼"
All
right
back
to
learning.
Okay.
-继续学习 -好的
Oh
easy
Bill
Nye
the
Science
Guy.
简单 《比尔教科学》的主持人比尔
Or
as
I
know
him...
我印象中的他是...
"Creepy
old
dude
from
Dancing
with
the
Stars."
"《与星共舞》里的怪老头"
生
活
大
爆
炸
第九季 第二十三集
Did
you
guys
see
there's
an
Avengers
screening
你们知道最近有场《复仇者联盟》的放映吗
Joss
Whedon's
gonna
show
some
deleted
scenes
这戏的导演会放出删减的片段
and
do
a
question
and
answer
session.
还会有一个问与答的环节
Oh
well
I
have
a
few
questions
for
him
我对于上一部《复仇者联盟》电影
about
the
last
Avengers
movie...
有几个问题想问他
and
a
whole
lot
of
answers.
还有一大堆吐槽答案
When's
the
screening
活动是什么时候
Uh
it's
tonight
but
it's
first
come
first
served
今晚 但是谁先来谁有座
so
we
should
probably
get
there
early
and
wait
in
line.
所以我们应该提早去排队
Let's
do
it.
咱们去吧
Penny's
busy
with
my
mother
so
I'm
in.
佩妮得忙着陪我妈妈 我也去
Oh
bad
news.
有个坏消息
Amy's
making
me
go
shopping
with
her
later
艾米叫我晚点陪她去逛街
so
looks
like
none
of
us
can
go.
所以大家都别想去了
You
do
realize
we're
allowed
to
have
fun
without
you
你知道你不在场时我们也有权享乐的吧
In
fact
that's
usually
the
trick
to
it.
通常就是因为你不在才能享乐
What
time
do
we
need
to
get
there
我们几点得到
Uh
I'd
say
by
3
00.
我觉得3点吧
You're
really
going
without
me
你们真的要抛下我去玩吗
It's
not
a
big
deal.
不是什么大事
Go
shopping
with
Amy
去跟艾米逛街吧
and
we'll
save
a
spot
in
line
for
you.
到时候我们帮你占一个位置
You
don't
have
the
authority
to
save
places
in
the
line.
你没有权利在队伍中帮人占位置
If
I
do
that
I'll
be
cutting.
如果我这么做 那就是插队了
People
do
it
all
the
time.
大家都这样啊
You
know
the
golden
rule
of
line
etiquette
你知道排队的黄金条例
"No
cuts
no
buts
no
coconuts."
"插队死全家"
If
you
really
care
that
much
如果你真这么在意
there
are
apps
now
that'll
let
you
hire
people
to
do
stuff
现在也有很多软件可以让你花钱请人
like
errands
and
wait
in
lines.
代跑腿或者代排队啊
People
are
actually
waiting
in
lines
as
a
job
真有人的工作是排队吗
Boy
makes
me
feel
better
about
my
life.
突然对自己的人生产生满足感
Some
of
these
guys
make
over
$20
an
hour.
他们其中有些人时薪超过20块呢
And
now
I
feel
worse
again.
现在我又悲伤感爆棚了
I'm
not
surprised
Leonard
chose
to
avoid
picking
me
up.
我一点都不惊讶莱纳德选择逃避接机
He's
battled
intimacy
issues
his
whole
life.
他这辈子都在克服亲密关系问题
Does
he
have
difficulty
maintaining
erections
他对于保持勃起状态会有困难吗
Didn't
even
make
it
out
of
the
parking
lot.
都还没开出停车场呢
Uh
you
know
what
enough
about
Leonard.
莱纳德的事说够多了
Let's
talk
about
you.
来说说你的事吧
What
would
you
like
to
do
while
you're
here
你这次来这里 有想做什么吗
Dear
I'm
a
psychiatrist.
亲爱的 我是个心理医生
You
don't
have
to
avoid
having
intimate
conversations
with
me.
你不用逃避跟我谈论私密的话题
Well
I'd
actually
like
for
us
to
be
close
其实我也想跟你变得亲近
but
maybe
we
start
with
our
favorite
books
或许我们可以聊聊我们最喜欢的书
and
work
our
way
up
to
my
husband's
sex
organs.
然后再慢慢聊到我丈夫的性器官
Very
well.
没问题
What's
the
last
book
you
read
你最近读的一本书是什么
Um
does
Pottery
Barn
Spring
count
家具店春季目录算吗
Penny
it's
only
natural
to
want
your
mother
in
law
to
like
you
佩妮 想要自己的婆婆喜欢自己很正常
and
I
acknowledge
I
can
be
an
intimidating
person.
我承认我有时过于强势吓人
So
what
can
I
do
to
make
this
process
easier
for
you
我该怎么做才能让你自在点呢
Uh
for
starters
比如说
maybe
you
can
not
psychoanalyze
everything
I
say
你能不能不要跟我玩精神分析这一套
And
how
does
it
make
you
feel
那当我精神分析你时
when
I
psychoanalyze
everything
you
say
你有什么感觉呢
Uncomfortable.
很不舒服
That
was
a
joke
dear.
亲爱的 我刚才在开玩笑
Oh.
Sorry.
抱歉
Didn't
know
you
made
those.
不知道你还会开玩笑
Hey
listen
what
if
we
have
a
little
不如我们今晚来个
mother
in
law
daughter
in
law
dinner
tonight
婆媳小聚餐吧
So
just
the
two
of
us
所以就咱俩吗
Or
I
invite
a
few
girlfriends
或许我再叫上俩闺蜜
'cause
hearing
you
say
"The
two
of
us"
因为听到你说"就咱俩"时
just
sent
a
chill
right
down
my
spine.
我的后脊一阵发凉
What
are
you
doing
here
你上车干嘛
You're
not
Sheldon.
你又不是谢尔顿
I
thought
that
might
come
up.
我早料到你可能会这么说
Sheldon
hired
me
to
go
shopping
with
you.
谢尔顿花钱雇我 让我跟你去逛街
Hold
on.
慢着
He
paid
you
to
get
out
of
spending
time
with
me
他给你钱 好不用跟我一起待着是吗
No
it's
not
like
that.
不 不是那样的
There's
a
long
line
he'd
rather
stand
in.
是他宁可去排一条长长的队
So
what
are
we
doing
Old
Navy
Build
A
Bear
我们要做什么 你想买衣服还是做玩具熊
I
get
paid
either
way.
反正做啥我都有钱拿
We're
not
going
shopping
together.
我才不会跟你去逛街
You
sure
I'm
happy
to
hold
your
bag.
你确定吗 我可是很乐意帮你拿包包哦
And
Sheldon
gave
me
money
for
a
hotdog
on
a
stick.
谢尔顿还给了我买热狗棒的钱
Can
you
understand
why
I
might
be
annoyed
right
now
你能理解为什么我现在很火大吗
Look
lady
I
just
work
here.
女士 我今天才第一天上班
We've
waited
in
a
lot
of
lines
together
haven't
we
我们一起排过很多次队 对吧
Remember
when
we
camped
out
还记得我们为了漫展
for
the
Doctor
Who
panel
at
Comic
Con
《神秘博士》的剧组在外露营了吗
Yeah
sleeping
under
the
stars
记得 露宿在星空下
with
other
fans
who
love
the
show
as
much
as
we
do.
跟一群像我们一样热爱这部剧的粉丝们
Waking
up
wondering
which
one
of
those
fans
stole
our
wallets.
醒来后寻思 到底是哪个粉丝偷了我们的钱包
Stuart
what
are
you
doing
here
斯尔图特 你来这里干嘛
Sheldon
you
are
the
most
inconsiderate
person
谢尔顿 你是我这辈子见过
I
have
ever
met
in
my
entire
life
最不顾及别人感受的人
Where
do
you
get
off
sending
me
你哪儿来的胆子 居然让我
to
shop
with
your
girlfriend
去陪你女朋友逛街
I
don't
understand.
我糊涂了
You
were
happy
to
do
this
when
I
hired
you.
之前给你钱时 你不是很乐意这么做吗
Why
why
are
you
upset
with
me
now
为什么现在对我这么不爽
Oh
I'm
not
upset
with
you
but
Amy's
pretty
bent
out
of
shape
不是我对你不爽 但艾米现在超级不爽你
so
she
hired
me
to
let
you
have
it.
所以她花钱请我来骂你
Well
I
suppose
turnabout
is
fair
play.
天道好轮回 苍天饶过谁
You're
darn
right
it's
fair
play
you
selfish
jerk
你他妈说对了 你个自私的混蛋
You
know
just
when
I
think
正当我觉得
we're
making
progress
in
our
relationship
我们的关系取得进展时
we
revert
to
our
old
patterns
我们又恢复原状
where
thoughts
and
feelings
go
unexpressed.
他有什么想法和情绪都不告诉我
I
mean
if
he
didn't
want
to
go
shopping
with
me
我是说 如果他不想跟我去逛街
why
didn't
he
just
say
so
那他干嘛不直接说
Maybe
he
couldn't
get
a
word
in
edgewise.
或许是因为他插不上嘴
I'm
sorry
I've
been
going
on
and
on.
抱歉 我一直喋喋不休
Oh
it's
all
right
dear.
没关系 亲爱的
Sheldon
has
a
brilliant
and
complicated
mind.
谢尔顿的大脑睿智又复杂
It's
understandable
that
being
in
a
relationship
with
him
我可以理解跟他谈恋爱
could
be
trying.
会比较费劲
I
called
him
"babe"
once.
我有次叫了他"宝贝"
He
asked
me
to
get
a
drug
test.
他怀疑我嗑药 要我药检
Well
I
do
admire
your
resolve.
我真的很佩服你的决心
You're
an
extraordinary
woman.
Thank
you.
-你是一名非凡的女性 -谢谢
You
know
she's
my
mother
in
law.
她是我婆婆
Why
can't
I
bond
with
her
like
that
为什么我不能跟她像这样热络呢
Amy's
with
Sheldon
who
she
loves
like
a
son.
艾米跟她视如己出的谢尔顿在一起
You're
with
her
son...
而你跟她...
who
she
doesn't.
视如外人的儿子在一起
Do
you
realize
it
took
me
five
years
to
get
a
massage
from
him
你知道我们谈了五年 他才愿意给我做按摩吗
Oh
well
that
still
could
be
a
big
step
for
Sheldon.
那对谢尔顿来说 也算是很大的进步了
Three
minutes.
三分钟
And
he
used
a
kitchen
timer.
他用了一个厨房计时器计时
I
felt
like
a
soft
boiled
egg.
我觉得自己就像一颗溏心蛋
You
know
being
in
a
relationship
with
Leonard
跟莱纳德一起相处
also
comes
with
its
challenges.
也是挑战满满哦
Yes.
是啊
Well
what
can
you
do
但你又能怎么样呢
Maybe
it's
Sheldon
here
to
say
he's
sorry.
或许是谢尔顿来道歉了
Sheldon
says
he's
sorry.
谢尔顿说对不起
Bernadette
I'll
give
you
five
dollars
to
slam
the
door.
伯纳黛特 我给你五块钱 使劲摔门
I
would
have
done
it
for
three.
我收三块就行
Boy
all
this
standing's
making
me
tired.
天啊 站这么久我好累啊
Good
thing
I
brought
my
collapsible
stick
chair.
还好我带了我的手杖折叠椅
Not
the
stick
chair.
我讨厌那椅子
You
look
like
an
idiot
on
that
thing.
你坐在那玩意上像个傻子
Sticks
and
stones
may
break
my
bones
棍杖和石头或许会弄断我的骨头
but
chairs
on
sticks
are
comfy.
但在棍杖上的椅子 超舒服哦
Is
everything
smoothed
out
with
Amy
艾米的事摆平了吗
Uh
no
she's
still
pretty
mad.
没有 她还是很生气
Did
you
make
the
apology
as
sincere
as
I
would
have
你道歉的时候 有像我那样真诚吗
I
said
"Sheldon
says
he's
sorry."
我说"谢尔顿说对不起"
Oh
well
that's
laying
it
on
a
little
thick.
那有点过分真诚了
You
think
it's
time
you
apologize
to
her
yourself
你该亲自去跟她道歉了吧
I
suppose
so.
我想也是
But
if
I
get
out
of
the
line
I'll
lose
my
spot.
但如果我走出队伍 我的位置就没了
I'm
happy
to
hold
your
place
till
you
get
back.
我很乐意帮你保留位置等你回来
You
would
do
that
你会这么做吗
Consider
it
my
way
of
getting
more
of
your
money.
就当这是我坑你钱的方式吧
You're
a
good
man.
你真是一个好人
So
Beverly
did
you
know
Penny
贝弗莉 你知道佩妮
is
the
number
three
sales
rep
at
our
pharmaceutical
company
是我们制药公司业绩第三名的销售代表吗
Oh
I
didn't
realize
you
two
work
together.
我都不知道你们俩一起工作
Well
we
don't
exactly.
其实不算是
I'm
a
microbiologist
for
the
research
team.
我是研发团队的微生物学家
Oh
what
are
you
currently
developing
你们最近在研发什么
Some
exciting
new
anti
anxiety
drugs.
一种抗焦虑的新药
That's
interesting.
真是巧了
I
just
attended
a
lecture
on
pediatric
anxiety.
我刚参加了一个关于儿童焦虑症的讲座
Oh
was
it
uh
Dr.
Jenofski
是不是杰诺夫斯基博士的讲座
I
just
saw
his
TED
Talk
我才看了他的TED演讲
It
was.
正是他的
Let's
get
back
to
Penny.
我们还是聊回佩妮吧
Hey
weren't
you
telling
me
对了 你之前不是提起过
something
great
about
your
company
car
公司给你的那辆车有多棒吗
It
has
seat
warmers.
车上有座椅加热器
Amy
Amy
艾米 艾米
Amy
Come
in.
-艾米 -进来
Hello
everyone.
大家好
Oh
Beverly
good
to
see
you
贝弗利 很高兴见到你
I'd
love
to
chat
but
there's
a
line
我本想坐下来小聊一下 但是
that
could
start
moving
any
minute
so
let's
do
this.
我们排的队马上就要进场了 所以我就直说了
Amy
艾米
A
proper
apology
requires
three
steps.
一个完整的道歉需要以下三个步骤
Step
one
an
admission
of
wrongdoing.
第一步 承认错误
Amy
I
was
wrong.
艾米 我错了
Step
two
第二步
a
promise
never
to
repeat
said
action.
承诺再也不犯同样的错误
Amy
that
action
will
never
be
repeated
艾米 我再也不会犯同样的错了
and
that's
a
promise.
我保证
Step
three
an
earnest
request
for
forgiveness.
第三步 诚恳地请求对方原谅
Amy
I
hope
you
can
forgive
me.
艾米 求求你原谅我吧
And
I
hope
you
do
it
right
now
而且你最好快点原谅
'cause
there's
an
Uber
waiting
downstairs
因为还有辆优步在楼下等着我呢
and
I
don't
want
to
repeat
this
apology
nonsense
我可不想对着我的司机甘尼什
with
my
driver
Ganesh.
再重复一遍无聊的道歉了
Fine.
原谅你了
Oh
thanks
You're
a
peach
多谢了 你真是个好人
Beverly
we'll
catch
up
soon.
贝弗利 回聊啊
Bernadette
it
was
a
pleasure
as
always
伯纳黛特 回见啊
Penny
you
have
spinach
in
your
teeth.
佩妮 你牙齿上有菠菜
How
long
have
I
had
spinach
in
my
teeth
这菠菜粘在我牙齿上多久了
Since
the
airport
dear.
在机场时就有了 亲
You
look
like
you
come
with
a
kickstand.
你看起来就像是长了个支架一样
You
can't
make
me
feel
bad.
你的话伤不了我
Hmm
maybe
not.
Leonard
也许我不行 莱纳德你来
So
when
the
aliens
brought
you
back
外星人把你送回来时
they
just
left
the
probe
in
是不是忘记把探测仪拔出来了
I'm
back.
我回来了
Hey
how'd
it
go
It
went
well.
-怎么样 -完美
Yeah
I've
learned
that
if
you
never
say
you're
sorry
我发现如果你从来没有道过歉
the
times
you
do
really
puts
them
on
their
heels.
当你真的道歉时 对方可是会吓到呢
Uh
Stuart
I
relieve
you
of
your
line
duties.
斯图尔特 你可以不用帮我排队了
Anyone
else
need
anything
before
I
go
还有人需要我的帮忙吗
I'll
give
you
a
dollar
if
make
fun
of
Raj.
给你一块钱 羞辱一下拉杰
That's
mean.
Five.
-你太坏了 -五块钱
You
look
like
Tigger
你好像长着尾巴的跳跳虎
if
Tigger
looked
like
a
jackass.
如果跳跳虎和你一样像个智障的话
Uh
if
you
ever
need
a
reference
or
anything
如果你以后需要推荐人
just
let
me
know.
记得找我
Hey
guys.
我来了
You
made
it.
你总算赶到了
Did
you
see
that
你们看见没
He
just
cut
the
line.
他插队了
He's
just
joining
his
friends
it's
fine.
人家有朋友在排队呢 别管了
No
it's
not
fine.
不 我才不能不管
It
is
a
breach
of
line
etiquette.
这破坏了排队的规则
We're
near
the
front
of
the
line.
我们差不多排在队伍的最前面了
We'll
get
in
either
way.
不管怎样我们都能进去
What
if
every
person
in
front
of
us
lets
someone
cut
如果我们之前的每个人都让人插队呢
We'd
still
get
in.
我们也能进去
What
if
each
of
those
people
let
someone
cut
如果每个插队的人又让人插队呢
Still
get
in.
还是能进去
But
then
each
of
those
people
let
someone
cut
如果后来的人又让人插队呢
We'd
still
get
in
but
first
I'd
hit
you
还是能进去 但首先
over
the
head
with
his
stick
chair.
我要用他的手杖椅把你打昏
Excuse
me.
Oh
please
don't.
-对不起 -求你别说
Uh
uh
I
couldn't
help
but
notice
我看到
that
you
cut
the
line.
你插队了
Oh
uh
I'm
with
my
friends.
我朋友在这排着呢
It's
cool.
没事
Well
no.
才怪
It's
not
cool.
这才不会没事
If
there
were
reserved
seating
如果座位是预定好的
and
we
all
had
tickets
that
would
be
fine.
我们每个人都有票 那就没事
But
this
line
is
first
come
first
served.
但这队伍是谁先来谁有座
Not
"Show
up
tardy
and
nevertheless
be
first
served"
而不是"最后一个来 最先一个坐"
Right
here.
来击个掌吧
No.
不要
You
need
to
go
to
the
back
of
the
line.
你得站到队伍最后面去
Uh
who
made
you
line
monitor
谁批准你来当排队监督员的
Mrs.
Wunch
in
fourth
grade.
小学四年级的旺琪老师
And
my
slogan
was
"A
line
that's
straight
我的口号是"笔直的队伍
is
a
line
that's
great""
才是好队伍"
Is
this
guy
for
real
这家伙是认真的吗
Boy
I
wish
I
could
say
no.
老兄 我也希望他是在开玩笑
That
was
very
nice
of
Sheldon
to
apologize.
谢尔顿愿意道歉 真是很不错
Well
he's
come
a
long
way.
他已经进步很多了
Or
a
short
way
very
slowly
或者是慢慢进小碎步
so
it
feels
like
a
long
way.
所以让人错觉已经是很大的进步了
Your
relationship
with
him
is
fascinating.
你和他之间的关系真是太有意思了
I'm
preparing
to
write
a
book
on
high
achieving
couples
我正准备写一本有关那些事业有成的伴侣的书
and
I
would
love
to
interview
the
both
of
you.
我很想采访一下你们
Oh
sure.
好啊
I'll
I'll
talk
to
Sheldon
about
it.
我会告诉谢尔顿这事
You
know
Bernadette's
husband
is
a
former
astronaut.
伯纳黛特的老公以前还当过宇航员呢
Really
真的吗
Do
you
think
he
would
be
interested
你觉得他会对
in
being
interviewed
as
well
被采访感兴趣吗
Do
I
think
he'd
be
interested
我觉得他会感兴趣吗
Sometimes
I
hear
him
pretending
to
be
interviewed
有时候我能听到他独自躲在厕所里
when
he's
alone
in
the
bathroom.
假装正在接受采访呢
Wonderful
太好了
I'll
give
you
my
contact
information.
我会把联系方式留给你
Um
you
should
probably
talk
to
Penny
too.
你也应该和佩妮聊聊啊
About
what
聊什么
Okay
you
know
what
你知道吗
This
is
ridiculous.
你真是太奇葩了
I've
been
trying
to
make
a
connection
with
you
all
day
我这一天都努力跟你处好关系
and
clearly
I'm
getting
nowhere.
明显都是白费力
Well
are
you
seeking
a
connection
你是在寻求相互有种默契
or
just
some
form
of
validation
还是某种形式的承认
What
I
was
seeking
was
some
sort
of
friendship.
我在寻求的是一点友情
But
at
this
point
I'll
take
you
not
insulting
me
to
my
face.
但走到这步 我只求你不当面羞辱我就好
My
intention
was
never
to
insult
you.
我的本意从不是要羞辱你
You've
been
doing
it
all
day
你今天一整天都是这样
Do
you
even
know
what
an
insult
is
你到底知不知道什么是羞辱
Well
it's
not
a
clinical
term.
虽然不是临床用语
But
one
example
would
be
your
marrying
my
son
但举个例子 应该是你嫁给我儿子
and
not
inviting
me
or
even
telling
me
没有邀请也没有告知我
the
wedding
was
taking
place.
要结婚这件事
Okay
good
example.
好 这个例子好
What
about
Joss
Whedon's
work
makes
you
think
he'd
be
okay
乔斯·惠登的作品是如何令你觉得
电影《复仇者联盟》一二的导演
with
rule
breakers
and
line
cutters
破坏规则和插队是没问题的
The
Avengers
are
rule
breakers
复仇者联盟就是破坏规则者
Being
vengeful
is
in
their
job
description
复仇二字就写在职责描述里
They
work
for
SHIELD
他们为神盾局工作
which
is
a
sanctioned
department
of
the
U.S.
Government
那是受美国政府管理的部门
Do
you
work
for
a
sanctioned
department
of
the
U.S.
Government
你也为受美国政府管理的部门工作吗
As
a
matter
of
fact
I
do.
其实我还真是
At
a
little
place
called
the
DMV.
在一个小地方叫"车辆管理局"
He's
got
him
there.
他说得有道理
The
D
even
stands
for
department.
而且跟神盾局一样有"局"字
Excuse
me
大家注意
Excuse
me
can
I
please
see
a
show
of
hands
大家看这里 能不能举手表态
Who
here
takes
issue
with
this
person
cutting
the
line
认为此人插队行为有问题的请举手
Told
you.
我就说吧
Well
what
a
sad
state
of
affairs
多么悲哀的世道啊
That
you've
all
been
so
ground
down
by
life
你们都被生活打击到
you
don't
even
notice
when
someone
disrespects
you.
连有人不尊重你们都毫无知觉
I
can't
believe
we're
gonna
get
beat
up
不敢相信我们即将被揍的原因
and
it's
not
because
of
your
chair.
居然不是因为你的手杖椅
You
know
right
now
at
the
back
of
this
line
可知道就在现在 队伍的后面
there's
a
movie
fan
like
you
有一个和你一样的影迷
who's
not
going
to
get
in
即将无法进入影厅
because
this
person
simply
doesn't
care.
就是因为这个人的不在乎
Yeah
well
61
years
ago
没错 在61年前的队伍里
there
was
another
person
at
the
back
of
the
line
后面也站着一个人
因为拒绝公车司机要求黑人给白人让座的要求而被捕
美国五六十年代的女性黑人民权运动者
and
her
name
was
Rosa
Parks.
她的名字就叫罗莎·帕克斯
Okay
you
may
have
to
pretend
you're
black
听着 你一会儿可能要装成黑人
to
get
us
out
of
here.
帮我们逃过这一劫
Now
let's
follow
in
that
brave
woman's
footsteps
现在让我们跟随那位勇敢女性的脚步
and
stand
up
for
ourselves
为我们自己站出来吧
And
and
I
realize
that
she
stood
up
by
remaining
seated
我知道她是为了能坐下而"站起来"的
but
now
is
not
that
time
to
enjoy
the
irony
of
that.
但现在不是享受这份讽刺感的时候
Now
I
ask
you
again.
现在我再问一遍
Who
here
takes
issue
with
this
person
如果你觉得这个人...
Why
should
we
listen
to
you
You
cut
the
line
yourself.
我们为什么要听你讲话 你也是一个插队的
I
most
certainly
did
not.
我确定一定以及肯定没有
I
saw
you.
我亲眼看到的
If
you're
feeling
dizzy
如果你觉得头晕
it's
because
the
tables
have
turned.
那是因为风水轮流转
Excuse
me
I
paid
someone
to
wait
in
line
for
me
你听好 我是付钱请人替我排队
and
then
when
I
arrived
he
left
等我到达以后 他就走了
so
what
you
saw
my
good
woman
所以你这女子亲眼所见的
was
"swapsies"
not
"cutsies"
叫"换"人 不叫"插"队
Oh
no
no
no
no
wait
不行不行 等等
I
ask
you
all
again.
A
show
of
hands.
我再问一遍 请举手
Who
here
takes
issue
Well
stop
moving
谁对这个人... 别走了
He's
gonna
get
in
他就要进去了
Buddy
let
it
go.
No
I
can't.
-兄弟 随他吧 -不行 我做不到
This
isn't
right.
这样不对
You
did
everything
you
could.
你已经尽力了
No
I
could've
done
more.
不 我还能更努力
Now
now
you
denigrated
the
memory
乖啦 你把我们对伟大人权运动先驱的
of
a
great
civil
rights
pioneer.
美好记忆都摧毁了
That's
all
anyone
could
ask.
你做的已经够多了
To
be
honest
I'm
surprised
you
cared
about
the
wedding
at
all.
老实说 我没有想到你居然会在乎那场婚礼
I'm
still
human
Penny.
我也是个人 佩妮
Not
getting
invited
to
my
own
son's
wedding
自己儿子的婚礼不被邀请
is
difficult
to
ignore.
很难不在意
I
know
how
you
feel.
我懂你的感受
She
didn't
invite
any
of
us.
她也没有邀请我们
It
was
spur
of
the
moment
那是一时冲动下去结的
But
we
did
get
to
see
a
live
stream
of
it
on
the
Internet.
但我们有在网上看直播
I
could've
watched
it
on
the
Internet
我也可以看网上直播啊
Thank
you.
谢你啊
So
if
we
would
have
asked
you
to
come
to
Vegas
所以如果我们邀请你去拉斯维加斯
to
see
us
get
married
you
would've
come
参加我们的婚礼 你会来的吗
No
I
would've
said
you're
making
a
huge
mistake.
不会 我会说你们犯了滔天大错
But
an
invitation
would've
been
nice.
但邀请一下也算礼数做到了啊
You
really
think
we
made
a
mistake
你真觉得我们是错误吗
At
the
time
I
did.
当时我是那么认为的
But
I
I've
never
seen
Leonard
so
happy
但我从来没见过莱纳德那么开心
so...
perhaps
I
was
wrong.
所以 也许是我错了
Okay.
好吧
Well
um
how
about
this
那这样吧
Maybe
while
you're
still
in
town
趁着你还在城里
Leonard
and
I
could
have
another
small
ceremony.
我跟莱纳德再办一次小仪式
You
know
if
you're
interested.
如果你想参加的话
I
would
find
that
perfectly
acceptable.
我完全可以接受
She
would
find
it
perfectly
acceptable
她说完全可以接受
You
guys
saw
it
We
bonded
你们看到了吧 我们婆媳情深
Howie
You
doing
okay
华仔 你没事吧
You've
been
in
there
a
while.
你已经在里面待很久了
I'm
fine.
Be
right
out.
没事 马上出去
Am
I
an
American
hero
我算不算美国英雄
Well
that's
a
good
question
Jim.
真是个好问题 吉姆
Don't
you
think
once
an
astronaut
leaves
the
planet
你不觉得一位宇航员一旦离开了地球
he's
a
hero
to
all
the
nations
of
the
Earth
就成为世界英雄了吗
Okey
dokey.
好的
I
think
I
have
time
for
one
more
question.
我应该还有空回答最后一道问题
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