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Oh
hey
Stuart
斯图尔特
I
got
you
a
little
souvenir
from
my
trip
to
space.
我有个太空之旅的纪念品要送你
Well
Howard
that's
very
nice
of
you.
霍华德 你真好
Yeah
maybe.
Open
it
first.
难说哦 先打开看看吧
It's
my
official
NASA
portrait.
我的宇航局官方肖像画哦
"To
Stuart
your
comic
book
store
is
out
of
this
world.
"致斯图尔特 你的漫画店是店上之店
Just
like
the
guy
in
this
picture
was."
就像画里的人是人上之人 一样"
For
the
record
he
also
thinks
the
Walgreens
他还觉得沃尔格林[连锁药店]
and
the
dry
cleaners
are
out
of
this
world.
以及干洗店也是店上之店呢
That's
not
true.
此言差矣
At
the
Walgreens
在沃尔格林时
I
was
"over
the
moon"
for
their
store
brand
antacids.
我称赞他们的药 "甩众店于九霄云外"
Stuart
I
see
you're
getting
ready
for
your
Halloween
party.
斯图尔特 你开始为万圣节派对做准备啦
Yeah
it's
my
annual
attempt
to
meet
women.
这可是我每年的泡妞时节呢
Ninth
time's
the
charm.
希望第九次可以手到妞来
Would
you
like
me
to
help
需要我帮忙吗
I
do
have
a
certain
je
ne
sais
quois
when
it
comes
to
soirees.
置办派对 我可是有不少锦囊妙计哦
Thanks
but
I
can't
afford
je
ne
sais
quois.
谢了 "锦囊妙计"我付不起
How
much
for
just
quois
单纯"妙计"要多少钱
You
know
you
don't
worry
about
money.
不用担心钱
I'll
take
care
of
everything.
Really
-钱的事交给我 -真的吗
Yeah
you'll
love
it.
Ain't
no
party
like
a
Koothra
party.
对啊 库萨"派"里 顾名思义就是办派对之王啊
But
you
know
what
wasn't
a
party
你们知道什么绝不算派对吗
That
hotel
in
Kazakhstan
火箭发射前的一晚
they
put
you
up
in
before
the
launch.
我被安排入住哈萨克斯坦的酒店
I
mean
it's
your
last
night
on
Earth.
那可是我待在地球的最后一晚
You'd
think
you'd
get
one
porn
channel.
还以为会送个黄片频道看看呢
Have
you
noticed
that
Howard
can
take
any
topic
你发现霍华德可以把任何话题
and
use
it
to
remind
you
that
he
went
to
space
都拿来炫耀去过太空吗
Interesting
hypothesis.
这假设有意思
Let's
apply
the
scientific
method
套用科学的方法
perform
an
experiment.
Okay.
-做实验证明吧 -没问题
Hey
Howard
any
thoughts
on
where
we
should
get
dinner
霍华德 今晚想去哪里吃饭呀
Anywhere
but
the
Space
Station.
哪里都行 别去太空站就好
On
a
good
day
dinner
was
a
bag
full
of
meat
loaf.
运气好时 也就一包肉饼
But
hey
you
don't
go
there
for
the
food
不过去那里 不为美食
you
go
there
for
the
view.
只为美景嘛
It's
fascinating.
太厉害了
Let
me
see
if
I
can
duplicate
the
result.
让我再试试 看结果是否相同
Howard
I've
always
thought
霍华德 我一直觉得
the
lemon
was
an
underrated
fruit.
人们太看轻柠檬了
Care
to
weigh
in
有何高见
Not
really.
其实还真没有
Oh
well.
遗憾啊
You
know
people
say
the
Soyuz
capsule
was
a
lemon.
有人笑过联合号太空舱像颗柠檬
But
hey
that
baby
got
me
to
space
and
back.
但好歹它带我上过天 又平安返航
By
aBu
201705
生活大爆炸 第六季 第五集
Ladies
night
at
the
Cheesecake
Factory.
能在起司工厂度过闺蜜之夜
Does
it
get
any
better
than
this
还有比这更美好的时刻吗
I
hope
so.
希望会有
Question.
提问
Do
you
think
your
husband's
fondness
for
turtlenecks
你觉得你丈夫对高领衣服的热爱
is
an
expression
of
longing
for
his
missing
foreskin
是在缅怀被犹太割礼掉的包皮吗
It's
not
getting
any
better.
看样子是没有
Uch.
It's
Leonard.
是莱纳德
He
wants
to
go
costume
shopping
later.
想拉我去买万圣节化装服
I
thought
you
liked
Halloween.
I
do
it's
just
-你不是喜欢过万圣节的吗 -是啊
he
wants
to
go
to
that
party
at
the
comic
book
store.
但他想去那个漫画店的派对
A
lot
of
the
guys
that
hang
out
there
are
kind
of
creepy.
在那里混的很多男的都怪怪的
Like
my
husband
And
my
boyfriend
-比如我老公嘛吗 -以及我男朋友吗
I'm
I'm
sorry
Amy.
艾米 抱歉
You
were
saying
something
about
Howard's
foreskin
你刚说到霍华德的包皮什么来着
Nice
try
but
you
have
to
go
to
that
party
少来了 你必须参加那个派对
'cause
we're
going.
Yeah
I'm
gonna
go.
-因为我们俩都会去 -我会去啊
It's
just
not
my
idea
of
a
good
time.
只是那里并非我心中的欢乐派对
Leonard
does
thing
he
doesn't
like
to
make
you
happy.
莱纳德也常牺牲自己 哄你开心啊
Yeah
he's
my
boyfriend.
Isn't
that
like
his
job
他是我男朋友 这是他的义务
Then
what's
your
job
那你的义务是什么
Letting
him
make
me
happy.
给他哄我开心的机会啊
I
just
think
in
relationships
我觉得感情上
you
get
back
what
you
put
into
them.
你付出多少才能得到多少
That's
not
always
true.
也不是永远都这样
Last
night
I
gave
Sheldon
my
best
come
hither
look
昨晚我对谢尔顿施展了我的迷魂眼
and
he
responded
by
explaining
how
结果他对我解释了
wheat
came
to
be
cultivated.
人类种植稻米的起源
I
guess
I
could
probably
try
a
little
harder.
我是可以努力试试啦
You
could
start
by
taking
an
interest
in
his
work.
你可以从对他的工作表现出兴趣开始
Yeah
that's
kind
of
a
problem.
Why
-那有点难度啊 -为什么
Not
really
clear
on
what
he
does.
我搞不懂他做什么工作啊
He's
an
experimental
physicist.
他是个实验物理学家
Yeah
I'm
not
really
clear
on
what
that
means.
这我也不太理解是什么
He
takes
hypotheses
and
designs
protocols
他提出假设 然后设计实验
to
determine
their
accuracy.
从而验证其正确性
Yeah
you're
really
just
making
it
worse.
很好 现在我更搞不懂了
What
kind
of
tea
would
you
like
你想喝什么茶
I
think
I'm
gonna
try
green
tea
mixed
with
lemon
zinger.
我想喝 绿茶混柠檬活力茶
Two
tea
bags
in
one
cup
两茶一杯吗
You're
not
at
a
rave.
又不是在狂欢派对
So
listen
Sheldon
I
was
thinking
谢尔顿 我在想件事
since
this
is
gonna
be
our
first
这次是我们确定关系后
Halloween
party
as
boyfriend
and
girlfriend
首次共度的万圣节派对
I
thought
it
might
be
fun
for
us
to
go
in
a
couples
costume.
我想我们准备一套情侣化装服会不错吧
I
couldn't
agree
more.
完全同意
Really
I
find
that
inconsistent
真的吗 这不像是
with
everything
I
know
about
you.
我认识的你会说的话啊
Oh
oh
on
the
contrary.
这次恰恰相反
Couples
costumes
are
one
of
the
few
benefits
情侣化装服可是当情侣少有的
of
being
in
a
relationship.
好处之一呢
Now
imagine
this
想象一下
you
and
I
entering
Stuart's
party
你我一同步入斯图尔特的派对
and
all
eyes
turn
to
see
America's
most
beloved
众人目光聚焦在全美最有爱
and
glamorous
couple.
Yeah
-最迷人的情侣身上 -是吗
R2
D2
and
C
3PO
R2-D2与C-3PO
电影《星球大战》里的两个知名机械人角色
Dibs
on
3PO.
我要扮3PO
Sheldon
when
I
said
couples
costume
谢尔顿 我说情侣化装服
I
meant
like
Romeo
and
Juliet
是指像罗密欧与朱丽叶
or
Cinderella
and
Prince
Charming
或是灰姑娘和白马王子
not
two
robots
而不是两个机器人
from
some
silly
movie
I
don't
even
like.
而且我根本不喜欢那部白痴电影
Okay
小心说话啊 同志
I'm
gonna
let
that
slide
这次我放过你
because
I
know
you're
hopped
up
on
tea
bags.
就当你是要喝双茶包而昏了头
I
make
compromises
for
you
all
the
time.
我总是为你牺牲自我
Just
this
once
但就这一次
can't
we
find
something
that
we're
both
happy
with
我们不能找个两个人都满意的方案吗
Fine.
How
about
one
of
the
most
beguiling
好吧 那打扮成20世纪
and
influential
couples
of
the
20th
century
最有吸引力和影响力的一对如何
两者均为男性
比尔·休利特和戴维·帕卡德是惠普(HP)公司创始人
Hewlett
and
Packard.
休利特和帕卡德
Dibs
on
Hewlett.
我要扮休利特
What
you
want
to
be
Hewlett
干嘛 你想扮休利特吗
Anybody
home
有人在吗
Hey
hey
hey
what
are
you
doing
here
稀客稀客啊 你来干嘛
I
just
thought
I'd
stop
by
and
say
hello.
我只顺路过来跟你打声招呼
Oh
what
a
nice
surprise.
真是个美好惊喜呀
I
don't
think
you've
ever
seen
my
lab
before.
你从来没见过我的实验室吧
No
I
know.
It's
long
overdue.
对啊 早就该来了
So
what
ya
doing
那你在干嘛呢
Better
not
be
building
a
robot
girlfriend.
最好不是在造机器人女友
No.
当然不是
Although
Howard
was
making
some
real
strides
不过霍华德在遇见伯纳黛特前
in
that
area
until
he
met
Bernadette.
的确在那领域取得了不少进步
What
You're
kidding.
Nope.
-什么 你在开玩笑吧 -没有
Now
the
Lisatronic
3000
just
sits
in
a
box
电子丽莎3000现在正乖乖待着箱子里
waiting
for
the
phone
to
ring.
等着主人来电呢
Ooh
What's
going
on
in
here
哇 这里面是什么呀
Oh
no
no
no
don't
look
in
there.
别别别 千万别打开看
What
is
it
secret
干嘛 是秘密吗
No
it's
a
nitrogen
laser.
不 是氮激光器
It'll
cook
your
eyeball
like
a
soft
boiled
egg.
看一眼 你的眼珠就会变成半熟的鸡蛋
Oh.
You
might
want
to
put
a
sign
on
it.
或许你该在箱子上标记一下
Sign
right
there.
标记在这里
Ah.
"Danger
"
sure
sure.
"危险" 没错 没错
Yeah.
What's
what's
that
那个又是什么
Uh
that
is
an
integrated
ion
trap
那是集成离子阱
and
time
of
flight
mass
spectrometer.
和飞行时间质谱仪
Wow.
High
techie
techie.
哇 高科技含量
What's
this
little
box
那这个小玩意是什么
That
is
a
pencil
sharpener.
那是削铅笔机
Ooh
low
techie
techie.
哦 低科技含量
So
what
are
you
working
on
right
now
那你现在在研究什么呢
It's
actually
pretty
neat.
Yeah
-其实还蛮了不起的哦 -是吗
Yeah.
It's
a
front
projected
holographic
display
是啊 这是正投影全息显示
combined
with
laser
based
finger
tracking.
加上手指激光跟踪器
Here
I'll
show
you.
来 我给你演示
We'll
just
put
this
pencil
over
here.
我们把铅笔放在这里
Sharp.
Thanks
to
the
machine
we
saw
earlier.
削得很尖 刚才的小玩意挺管用
Very
good.
非常好
And
then
a
laser
will
map
the
reflective
surface...
然后激光会映射出反射面
and
voil
瞧瞧
Wow.
That
is
amazing.
哇 真是太不可思议了
You
know
there's
a
foundational
idea
in
string
theory
弦理论中 有个基本概念
此观点由美国量子物理学家和科学思想家戴维·玻姆提出
that
the
whole
universe
may
be
a
hologram.
宇宙可能是一张全息图
What
do
you
mean
这话什么意思
Well
the
holographic
principle
suggests
that
全息原理提出的观点是
what
we
all
experience
every
day
in
three
dimensions
人类每天在三维空间感受的一切
may
really
just
be
information
可能只是宇宙最遥远的地方的
on
a
surface
located
全息投影
at
the
farthest
reaches
of
our
cosmos.
我们感受到的宇宙其实是外界的信息
So
it's
possible
that
our
lives
are
所以有可能我们的生活
really
just
acting
out
a
painting
真的只是在宇宙这张
on
the
largest
canvas
in
the
universe.
最大的画布上表演绘画而已
What
怎么了
Sometimes
I
forget
how
smart
you
are.
有时我会忘了你有多聪明
You
should
visit
more
often.
你真应该经常来
What
are
you
doing
你要干嘛
Take
off
your
clothes.
把衣服脱掉
What
Here
Now
现在啊 在这里吗
Yeah.
You
got
a
problem
with
that
No
no.
-对 你有意见吗 -没有没有
It's
kind
of
crazy.
真是疯狂啊
I've
never
fooled
around
in
the
lab
before.
我从来没再实验室搞过
Really
Never
No.
-真的没有吗 -有
I
did
have
a
shot
with
the
Lisatronic
我跟电子丽莎试过
but
the
extension
cord
wasn't
long
enough.
但是她的电源延长线不够长
Before
I
forget
I'd
like
your
opinion
on
the
menus
趁我还没忘 我想听听你们
I've
prepared
for
the
Halloween
party.
对万圣节菜单的意见
The
theme
is
"Food
that
goes
bump
in
the
night."
主题是"怪兽食物"
"Creature
from
the
Black
Forest
Ham
Lagoon."
"黑森林火腿湖怪兽"
源自恐怖电影《黑湖妖谭》
On
Sesame
seed
Bunzillas.
酷斯拉芝麻面包
"Night
of
the
Living
Garlic
Bread"
"死蓉面包之夜"
It's
funny
because
"bread"
sounds
like
"dead."
笑点在"面包"音似"死亡"[英语]
I'm
sorry
but
these
are
just
ordinary
foods
抱歉 但这些都是普通的食物
with
the
names
bent
into
tortured
puns.
不过是名字换成无聊的双关语
The
dishes
themselves
are
in
no
way
Halloweenie.
菜色本身完全没有万圣节的感觉
Ooh
Hallow
weenies
万圣节的感觉[万圣香肠]
That's
a
good
one.
这双关取得不错
They'll
pair
nicely
with
my
"Draculoni
and
Cheese."
这个跟我的"吸血鬼通心粉"很搭
How
do
I
do
it
我真是天才啊
That
reminds
me
I
was
thinking
about
我突然想起 我打算
wearing
my
NASA
jumpsuit
as
a
costume.
穿我的太空衣去
But
then
I
realized
everyone
would
be
like
但我觉得大家可能会说
"Where's
your
costume
"你的化装服呢
Why
are
you
wearing
your
work
clothes
you
nut
"
为什么你穿工作服来啊 傻子"
Hello
boys.
伙计们 好呀
What
are
you
smiling
at
你在笑什么
Nothing.
没什么
You
know
where's
there's
a
lot
of
nothing.
你们知道哪里什么都没有吗
Space.
太空嘛
Boy
it's
nice
to
sleep
in
a
bed
with
gravity
again.
天啊 睡在床上不浮起来的感觉真好
Did
I
tell
you
about
the
night
my
retainer
floated
out
我有告诉过你 某晚我的牙保持器
of
my
mouth
and
into
the
air
lock
飘出我的嘴巴 飘进密封舱里吗
Yeah
you
mentioned
it
once
or
twice.
有 你提过一两次吧
So
here
we
are
我们终于团聚
just
a
couple
of
young
newlyweds.
好一对新婚小夫妻
What
to
do
做点什么好呢
What
to
do
to
you
对 你 做 点 什 么 好
Astronaut
Wolowitz
reporting
for
booty.
宇航员沃罗威茨 上床报到
Preparing
thrusters.
"推进器"准备
We
have
liftoff.
"火箭"成功升空
Are
we
clear
to
jettison
that
nightgown
睡袍是否能"脱离"了
Okay
we
need
to
talk.
够了 我们得谈谈了
What
谈什么
Howie
I
know
you
went
to
space.
华仔 我知道你登上了太空
I'm
incredibly
proud
of
you.
我由衷地为你骄傲
But
you
might
want
to
try
可你最好不要
and
not
bring
it
up
every
minute.
老把这件事挂在嘴边
I
don't
talk
about
it
every
minute.
我没有总是提这事啊
Tonight
at
dinner
you
went
on
about
it
for
an
hour
straight.
今晚吃饭时你就聊了整整一个小时
What
was
I
supposed
to
talk
about
那不然聊什么
We
were
eating
at
Johnny
Rockets.
那餐馆叫约翰"火箭"啊
I'm
just
saying
people
are
getting
a
little
tired
of
it.
我是说 大家都有点厌倦这话题了
So
I
did
this
amazing
thing
所以我完成了如此壮举
and
I'm
never
allowed
to
mention
it
还不准我念叨两句了吗
Of
course
you
can.
你当然可以提
But
maybe
a
good
rule
would
be
但更好的方式是
to
wait
for
people
to
bring
it
up.
等别人先提起这件事
Okay
no
problem.
好 没问题
It
won't
happen
again.
我不会再主动聊了
I
love
you.
我爱你
I
love
you
too.
我也爱你
I
can't
tell
you
how
many
times
I
dreamed
你都不知道我做过多少次
I
was
in
bed
here
with
you
when
I
was...
和你同床的梦 当我在...
you
know.
你懂的
What
I
can't
even
point
怎么 连指一下也不行吗
So
basically
this
is
what's
called
maglev
technology.
总的来说 这就是所谓的磁悬浮技术
It
uses
very
powerful
electromagnets
运用超强的电磁体
to
create
a
force
strong
enough
to
overcome
gravity.
制造出能对抗重力的磁悬浮力
Here
you
hold
this.
拿着这个
Whoa
That's
heavy.
Yeah.
-好重啊 -没错
Oh
uh
you
don't
have
on
any
jewelry
do
you
你没带什么珠宝首饰吧
No.
Why
没带 怎么了
A
grad
student
forgot
to
take
out
one
of
his
piercings.
上次有个研究生忘了摘"环"
Now
he's
on
a
transplant
list
如今他在排队等着
waiting
for
a
nipple
his
size.
移植和他匹配的乳头呢
Now
watch
this.
看好了
That
is
very
cool.
真是太酷了
Sometimes
I
like
to
turn
this
on
有时候我会开启仪器
and
pretend
I'm
the
super
villain
Magneto.
然后假装我是无敌坏蛋万磁王
It's
getting
a
little
less
cool
Leonard.
你这么说就不酷了 莱纳德
But
what
I
really
am
is
a
very
smart
scientist
其实我只是一个特别聪明的科学家
who
understands
the
mechanics
of
the
universe
身怀宇宙力学知识
and
is
wearing
the
sexy
black
underwear
you
bought
him.
身穿你买的性感黑色小裤裤
There
we
go.
这就对了
So
I
thought
the
photo
booth
for
the
party
我觉得这次派对的拍照间
could
either
be
creepy
like
a
mummy's
tomb
可以布置成恐怖的木乃伊之墓
or
they
also
have
the
Tardis
from
Doctor
Who.
或者是《神秘博士》里的塔迪斯一样也不错
A
Tardis
makes
no
sense.
塔迪斯可不行
It's
a
time
machine
from
a
science
fiction
show.
它是科幻小说里的时间机器
It
has
nothing
to
do
with
Halloween.
和万圣节扯不上关系
That
being
said
if
you
don't
get
a
Tardis
尽管如此 如果你不搞个塔迪斯来
you
stink
and
your
party
stinks.
你和你的派对就弱爆了
Do
you
have
a
preference
你喜欢哪一种
I
don't
care.
Get
the
Tardis.
无所谓 就塔迪斯吧
Yes
This
party
just
became
a
major
rager.
太好了 这次派对一定超好玩
Oh
by
the
way
can
I
borrow
your
bullwhip
and
fedora
对了 我能借一下你的皮鞭和软呢帽吗
Yeah
sure
whatever.
行啊 随便你
I
was
thinking
of
dressing
up
as
我想打扮成
Indiana
Jones'
mocha
skinned
love
child.
印第安纳·琼斯的棕皮肤私生子
"Indian"
Jones.
印度·琼斯
Clever.
很有哏
What's
wrong
with
you
你怎么了
Nothing.
没怎么呀
Oh
Howard
I've
got
a
party
to
plan.
霍华德 我还得策划派对呢
Don't
make
me
pull
it
out
of
you.
别让我费劲逼问你了
Okay
here
it
is.
好吧 说就说
Bernadette
said
you
guys
are
all
sick
of
me
伯纳黛特说你们都特别烦我
talking
about
my
trip
to
space.
老提上太空的事
Is
that
true
这是真的吗
No.
Yes.
-不是 -是
We
seem
to
have
different
approaches
here.
我俩的处理方式貌似相左啊
I
was
going
for
helpful
honesty.
我是准备诚实地帮助他
I
have
no
idea
what
you're
doing.
你这是什么招数呢
It's
called
being
nice.
我这叫当好人
Okay.
If
you
think
being
nice
好吧 如果你当好人
will
get
him
to
shut
up
I'll
try
it.
就可以让他闭嘴 那我也当好人吧
You
know
what
guys
Never
mind.
好了各位 没关系的
I
just
won't
talk
about
the
greatest
achievement
我再也不提我这辈子最伟大的成就
of
my
life
ever
again.
就是了
Look
at
that
the
problem
solved
itself.
你瞧 不攻自破了
Hello
boys.
小崽子们好啊
What
if
we
were
to
go
我们装扮成
as
dinner
table
favorites
salt
and
pepper
餐桌最佳拍档"盐和胡椒"如何
You
know
salt
makes
me
retain
water
你明知道我吃多了盐就水肿
and
my
cousin
William
was
ground
to
death
in
a
pepper
factory
accident.
而我威廉表哥在胡椒工厂事故中被磨死了
How
about
Raggedy
Ann
and
Andy
我们扮"破烂小安和破烂安迪"吧
I
loved
them
growing
up.
我小时候特别喜欢他们
No
I
don't
think
so.
我不敢苟同
Those
dolls
represent
three
things
I
do
not
care
for
那些破娃娃代表了我最不爱的三件事
clowns
children
and
raggediness.
小丑 小孩和破烂
I
think
it's
a
lost
cause.
No.
-我觉得没戏了 -不行
There
are
certain
things
that
say
to
the
world
在这世上 有几件事能向大家证明
"I
have
a
boyfriend
and
he's
not
made
up."
"我的男朋友是真实存在的"
Matching
costumes
情侣装
hickeys
and
sex
tapes.
吻痕 以及性爱录影带
Pick
one.
你选一个吧
What's
a
hickey
什么是吻痕
How
do
I
look
我美不
Fine.
还行
Uh
oh
is
someone
a
little
blue
哎呀 有人不开心吗[蓝色]
Come
on
Howie
that's
like
the
funniest
thing
拜托 华仔 这可是我这辈子说过
I've
ever
said
in
my
life.
最搞笑的话了
What
do
you
say
You
ready
to
go
怎么样 可以走了吗
To
tell
you
the
truth
I'm
not
really
in
the
mood.
说实话 我没啥心情去
What
are
you
talking
about
It'll
be
fun.
说什么呢 会很好玩的
All
your
friends'll
be
there.
你所有的朋友都会去
Yeah
some
friends.
They
all
think
I'm
boring.
是 所谓的朋友 他们都觉得我很无趣
Maybe
you
should
go
without
me.
也许你应该一个人去
No
if
I'm
there
alone
people
might
think
不 如果我一个人去 人家会以为
I'm
just
a
really
short
person
from
Avatar.
我是《阿凡达》里的小矮子
I'm
sorry.
I
just
don't
want
to
go.
抱歉 我就是不想去
Hey
I
just
spent
the
last
three
hours
coloring
myself
blue.
我刚花了三小时把自己涂成蓝色
I'm
gonna
be
washing
paint
out
of
my
Smurf
for
a
month
我"蓝密处"的蓝色得洗一个月才会掉呢
Fine.
好吧
Two
weeks
ago
I
was
an
astronaut.
两周前我还是宇航员
Yeah
well
now
you're
a
Smurf.
Keep
walking.
好啦 你现在是蓝精灵 快走
Oh
my
God
you
guys
look
adorable
我的天 你们好可爱
Thanks
so
do
you.
谢谢 你们也是
Slutty
cop
你扮的是放荡女警吗
No
sexy
cop.
不 性感女警
Slutty
cop
only
came
with
a
skirt
and
two
badges.
放荡女警的行头只有超短裙和两个徽章遮胸
And
Albert
Einstein
你扮的是爱因斯坦吗
Ja
und
later
she's
going
to
arrest
me
对 稍后她会逮捕我
for
goink
fashter
zen
da
shpeed
of
light.
因为我超速超过光年了
I
thought
we
said
in
the
car
no
accents
我们在车里说过了 不准有口音
Sorry
Officer.
抱歉 警官
Hello
你好
It's
a
great
party
好棒的派对
Thank
you
谢谢
The
monster
foods
they're
really
fun.
怪兽食物 好有意思
Oh
yes
thank
you.
是的 谢谢
I
like
to
think
of
fun
things
like
that
because
I'm
fun.
我喜欢想出有意思的事 因为我是有意思的人
I'm
not
clinically
depressed
at
all.
我完全没有临床忧郁症
Sheldon
get
in
here
谢尔顿 进来
I
should've
picked
hickey.
我应该选吻痕的
Hey
hey
look
at
you
guys
瞧你们俩
I'm
Raggedy
Ann
and
he's
Raggedy
C
3PO.
我是破烂安娃娃 他是破烂C-3PO
It
was
a
compromise.
I
lost.
这是妥协 我输了
Can
you
believe
Stuart's
walking
around
斯图尔特居然到处招摇 将派对
taking
credit
for
this
party
成功的功劳全揽在他一人身上
Who
cares
谁在乎啊
What
do
you
mean
"Who
cares"
你这么说是什么意思
Look
at
what
I
pulled
off
here.
看看我的心血
The
deejay's
on
fire
DJ够劲爆
there's
a
Tardis
photo
booth
in
the
back
room
后面房间有个塔迪斯照相亭
and
oh
my
God
the
food
还有 食物棒的不得了
Stuart
wanted
Kraft
Draculoni
and
cheese.
斯图尔特还想命名为"卡夫德古拉通心粉"
卡夫食品公司
You're
right
the
party's
fantastic.
你说得对 派对棒极了
Please
tell
me
more.
求你 再多说说
I
haven't
heard
enough
about
it
all
week
我这周还没听够呢
because
hearing
about
that
never
gets
old
听这个话题永远不会腻
Is
this
about
the
space
thing
again
这又是因为太空那件事吗
Well
I'm
not
allowed
to
talk
about
it
我不允许谈这个话题
but
since
you
brought
it
up
I
went
to
space
但既然你提了 我上过太空
Space
space
space
Space
space
space
太空 太空 太空 我上过太空
Whoa
Drinky
Smurf.
醉鬼蓝精灵
Can
I
talk
to
you
for
a
second
过来我们说两句
Great
now
I'm
in
trouble.
好了 我有麻烦了
You
happy
你开心了吧
You
out
你 给我出去
You
are
being
very
rude
你太没礼貌了
No
I'm
not.
They're
all
being
rude.
我才不是 他们才没礼貌
And
you're
being
rude.
你也没礼貌
Me
What
did
I
do
我 我做了什么
"Oh
Howie...
"华仔
Stop
talking
about
space
so
much.
别再说这么多太空的事了
Nobody
likes
it."
没人喜欢听"
I
don't
sound
like
that.
我说话才不是那样
You're
my
wife.
你是我老婆
You're
supposed
to
be
on
my
side.
你应该支持我才对
I'm
always
on
your
side.
我一直是支持你的啊
Then
why
are
you
trying
to
take
this
away
from
me
那你为什么不让我炫耀这事
Being
an
astronaut
is
成为一名宇航员
the
coolest
thing
I'm
ever
gonna
do.
是我这辈子能做的最酷的事
If
I
stop
talking
about
it
then
I'm
just...
如果我不再说这个 那我只是...
Just
what
只是什么
Just
plain
old
Howard
Wolowitz
again.
只是以前无趣的霍华德·沃罗威茨了
Plain
old
Howard
Wolowitz
is
the
best
guy
I
know.
以前无趣的他 是我认识的最好的男人
You're
just
saying
that.
你只是说了安慰我
No
I'm
not.
I
married
him.
我不是 我嫁给了他
On
purpose.
特意的哦
Come
here.
过来啦
I
love
you.
我爱你
I
love
you
too.
我也爱你
Nothing
to
see
here.
没什么热闹可瞧
Just
sexy
police
business.
性感女警在执行公务
Just
explaining
the
theory
of
relativity.
我只是跟她解释相对论
Twice.
"两次"哦
Hey
what
you
watching
在看什么呢
I
don't
know.
不知道
Raj
sent
me
some
video
of
Buzz
Aldrin.
拉杰发了我一段巴兹·奥尔德林的视频[著名宇航员]
巴兹·奥尔德林 与阿姆斯壮一同上太空的著名宇航员
Here
you
go.
It's
a
Milky
Way.
给你 这是银河牌巧克力棒
The
Milky
Way's
a
galaxy
in
space.
银河系是太空里的星系
I've
been
in
space.
我上过太空哦
Here's
a
Mars
bar.
这是火星牌巧克力棒
I'm
an
astronaut.
我是个宇航员
And
this
one's
a
Moon
Pie.
这是月亮甜饼
I
walked
on
the
Moon.
我曾在月亮上漫步
What
have
you
done
你做过什么
Okay
I
get
it.
好啦 我懂了
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