生活大爆炸-S04E20_生活大爆炸

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So what's the gossip

什么八卦啊

My new book The Hidden Reality takes on a grand question

我的新书《隐藏的真相》讨论了一个很大的问题

Is our universe the only universe

我们的宇宙是唯一的吗

You see there's a growing belief among scientists like me

越来越多像我这样的科学家相信

that ours may only be one among many universes

我们也许只是茫茫空间里众多宇宙中的

populating a gigantic cosmos.

其中一个

In The Hidden Reality I explore this possibility

在《隐藏的真相》中我在不涉及

without presuming any knowledge of mathematics or physics

任何数学和物理知识的情况下

on the part of the reader.

向读者阐释了这一可能

Hysterical.

可笑至极

I'm glad you talked me into this.

很高兴你说服我来这里

We work so hard sometimes it's nice to goof off

咱们平时太辛苦了有时候偷个闲

and do something silly. Agreed.

-干点儿蠢事儿也挺好的 -没错

Wait till you hear how he dumbs down Werner Heisenberg for the crowd.

你等着听他跟大家胡扯沃纳·海森堡吧

You may actually believe you're in a comedy club.

你都会觉得自己是在德云社听相声

You can think about Heisenberg's "uncertainty principle"

你可以觉得海森堡的"不确定性原理"

much like the special order menu

就像是在某些中国餐馆里的

that you find in certain Chinese restaurants where you have

每日特供菜单你会发现有些菜

dishes in column A and other dishes in column B

在A栏里有些菜在B栏里

and if you order the first dish in column A

如果你点了A栏里的第一道菜

you can't order the corresponding dish in column B.

你就不能点B栏里的第一道菜了

That's sort of like the "uncertainly principle."

这就有点像"不确定性原理"

Ba dum bump.

当里个当

Say I heard an interesting tidbit

说起来我听说了霍华德和

about Howard and Bernadette.

伯纳黛特的一件趣事儿

Really Amy Gossip

你开玩笑吧艾米跟我聊八卦

I'm disappointed in you.

我对你失望了

No now.

别急啊

Evolutionary biologist Robin Dunbar has identified gossip

进化生物学家罗宾·邓巴把八卦定义为

as an aid to social bonding in large groups.

一种有助于在大群体内维系感情的手段

Forgive my language but "poppycock".

恕我直言全是扯淡

What if he's right

万一不是呢

And by not participating in gossip

如果没有八卦

society breaks down into

社会就会分裂成为

small feral bands of tattooed motorcycle riders

一个个纹身摩托车手组成的野蛮小帮派

fighting to the death over the last few cans of tuna fish.

为了最后几罐金枪鱼罐头打得死去活来

Fine.

好吧

In the parlance of the urban music scene

用城市音乐[黑人音乐]的术语来说

"what's the 4 1 1"

"你想跟我说啥"

(411为美国查号台这里代指信息的意思)

Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard.

伯纳黛特想和霍华德分手

I believe our nation's tuna cans are safe.

我觉得咱国家的金枪鱼罐头还是安全的

Excuse me. Dr. Greene question

抱歉等下聊格林博士我能提问吗

Yes

请讲

You've dedicated your life's work

您一直致力于

to educating the general populace

向公众宣传灌输一些

about complex scientific ideas.

复杂的科学理念

Yes in part.

对差不多

Have you ever considered

您有没有考虑过

trying to do something useful

干点儿更有意义的事儿呢

Perhaps reading to the elderly

比如给老人念书

Excuse me

你说什么

Yeah but not your books something they might enjoy.

嗯不过别念你的书念点儿他们喜欢的

I kid of course. Big fan.

当然咯我开玩笑啦支持你哦

Nice shot. Thank you.

-射得好 -多谢

My father taught me archery as a child.

我父亲从小就在训练我射箭了

It's odd how the activity

真没想到这项运动居然能唤起

brings back the smell of Kmart bourbon.

印象中凯马特波旁酒的醇香[他父亲酗酒]

Perfect. I know.

-漂亮 -我知道

What an elf I would have made.

我肯定能当个出色的精灵

What do you think you're doing

你觉得你在干嘛呢

Shooting at a target

冲着靶子射箭啊

With what

拿什么射

An arrow. Really

-箭啊 -你开玩笑吧

I didn't see you draw one from your quiver.

我都没看见你从箭筒里取箭

I'm not going to do that Sheldon.

我不会这么傻的谢尔顿

Leonard the people at Nintendo can only go so far

莱纳德任天堂的人在重现真实的

in helping us recreate an actual athletic experience.

竞技体验这方面只能做到这份儿上了

We have to do our part too.

剩下的得靠我们自己

That was uncalled for but...

虽然比较出乎意料但是

I'll play along. Ow.

我还是配合一下吧痛

I had an unusual experience with Amy last night.

我昨晚和艾米有一次非凡的体验

Really How could you tell

真的吗你怎么感觉出来的

She was attempting to engage me in gossip.

她想和我聊八卦

Mm. You don't say. Yes.

-你肯定不干 -对

I think prolonged exposure to Penny

我觉得跟佩妮混时间长了

has turned her into a bit of a Gabby Gertie.

她也变得有点儿女孩子气了

Oh please I was just pointing it out.

拜托我都说了

I have no desire to engage in the activity.

我对这种东西完全没兴趣

Fine don't tell me.

好吧那就别跟我说了

All right get this.

好吧听着

Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard.

伯纳黛特想和霍华德分手

That's too bad. I wonder what happened.

真糟糕出什么事儿了啊

Mm it's hard to say. I can only speculate

不好说我只能推测一下

based on the data I collected

根据我观察我父母的婚姻分崩离析

watching my parents' marriage implode.

所得到的数据

In that case the woman dives into religion

在我们家我妈一头扎进了宗教的海洋

while the man dives into a bottle blonde bartender

而我爸则一头扎进了金发女酒保的怀抱

who tries to buy my love with action figures.

那女人还想用超级英雄的玩具收买我呢

Oop Out of arrows.

啊哦没箭了

Boy you sure get your money's worth out of these games.

天啊你这游戏买的真是太值了

Priya can I come in Sure.

-普丽娅我能进来吗 -进吧

Oh God.

天啊

What It's okay.

-怎么了 -没事

You didn't know. I'll take care of it.

你不知道罢了我来处理吧

What what did I do

我我做错什么了

Sheldon doesn't allow flossing

谢尔顿禁止在离镜子

that close to the mirror.

这么近的地方用牙线

You're kidding.

你开玩笑吧

It's a splatter thing.

会溅上去的

There's a little piece of tape on the floor

地板上贴了一小段胶带

you're supposed to stand behind.

你得站在胶带后面

That's madness. I know.

-太雷人了 -我知道

Just do it. There's a big inspection coming up

照做吧待会儿会有大检查

and I don't want to lose my TV privileges.

我可不想失去看电视的特权

You really need to let me take a look

你迟早得让我看一眼

at that roommate agreement one of these days.

那个室友协议

Mm I don't know.

有这必要吗

I get a lawyer he gets a lawyer...

我俩各自请律师对簿公堂吗

It's just easier to stand behind the tape.

还是老老实实站黄线后算了

Oh by the way a fellow at work said

对了我一个同事说

I could use his Dodger tickets this weekend.

要给我周末道奇队比赛的门票

Does that sound like fun Yeah

-应该很好玩吧 -那是

Dodgers are baseball right

道奇是棒球队对吧

You'll need to explain the game to me.

你到时候得给我解释一下比赛规则

Mm it's complicated.

规则很复杂的

But as I remember it the essentials are

不过在我看来棒球的精髓就是

"get chosen last get hit by the ball cry go home" .

最后才被选中被球打痛哭回家

Well regardless I've got four tickets.

不管怎么说都好我有四张票呢

And I was thinking we can bring Bernadette and Howard.

叫上伯纳黛特和霍华德一起去好吗

She's really interesting

伯纳黛特真的很有意思

and I bet I can get used to him.

我想我早晚也能适应霍华德的存在

Well it might not be a great idea

叫他俩去可能

to invite those two. Why not

-不太好 -为什么

Don't tell anybody I told you

别跟别人说是我说的

but I heard she might be breaking up with him.

不过据说伯纳黛特可能要跟霍华德分手

Oh...too bad...

太可惜了

Although I do know one person for whom that's good news.

不过我倒认识一个会因此高兴的人

Really Who

真的吗谁呀

My brother.

我哥

He's got a big crush on Bernadette.

他超喜欢伯纳黛特

What

什么

You're kidding.

你开玩笑吧

No. I found poems he wrote about her.

没有我看到过他给她写的诗

Very disturbing.

超诡异的

"Oh Bernadette please play my clarinet" .

"噢伯纳黛特吹响我的单簧管吧"

Wow that's hard to believe. Yes.

-这太难以置信了 -就是说呀

And for years everyone in my family

这么多年来我家所有人

was convinced that he was the clarinet enthusiast.

都坚信他有同性恋倾向呢

What's that piece of tape

这条黄线又是干嘛的

Oh that one doesn't apply to you. You sit.

你用不着担心这个反正你坐着上厕所

How's it going

近来好吗

Not too bad. Did you hear about Howard and Bernadette

还不错你听说伯纳黛特和霍华德的事了吗

'Course I heard about it. How did you hear about it

当然了你是怎么知道的

I heard about it from Sheldon.

我是听谢尔顿说的

He got it from Amy. Oh damn it.

-他是听艾米说的 -该死

I told Amy that in the strictest confidence.

我还叫艾米绝对不能告诉别人呢

Boy some people are such blabbermouths.

有些人还真是大嘴巴

Well whatever.

随便啦

I'm sure Bernadette can do better.

我相信伯纳黛特肯定能找到更好的

Do you think a sexually ambivalent Indian astrophysicist

你觉得一个有选择性缄默症酗酒问题

with selective mutism and alcohol issues is better than

而且性取向不稳定的印度天体物理学家

a hundred pound Jewish guy who lives with his mom

比体重一百磅跟老妈住的犹太人强吗

You are kidding. Raj likes Bernadette

你开玩笑吧拉杰喜欢伯纳黛特吗

I didn't say Raj. Who said Raj

我可没说是拉杰谁说是拉杰了

Okay give.

好了快说

How do you know Did he tell you

你怎么知道的他自己说的吗

No. Well then who

-不是 -那是谁说的

I can't say...

我不能说

Priya told you. What a little gossip.

普丽娅告诉你的真是个小八婆

You know not an attractive quality in a woman Leonard.

一个女人这么八婆可不好莱纳德

Not judging just my opinion.

我不是说她坏话只是个人看法而已

Well The point is if this got out

问题是要是这件事传开了

it would destroy Howard and Raj's friendship.

可能会影响霍华德和拉杰的友谊

You don't have to worry.

你用不着担心

Unlike Amy and Priya I know how to keep a secret.

我又不像艾米和普丽娅我嘴可严呢

You're the one who told Amy in the first place.

这件事一开始就是你告诉艾米的

In confidence.

我有叫她保密呀

Hello Mummy. Hello Daddy. How are you

你好妈妈你好爸爸你们好吗

We're very rich in a very poor country.

我们是穷国里的富人

So all in all can't complain.

所以总的来说没啥好抱怨的

So Priya

普丽娅

how are enjoying staying with your brother

你在你哥家住的还好吗

It's fine. But if I'm going to stay

还不错但是如果我要继续

in Los Angeles much longer

留在洛杉矶的话

I think I should get my own place.

我想我应该找个地方自己搬出去住

Why

为什么

Is Rajesh not making you feel comfortable

拉杰没给你提供舒适的环境吗

Rajesh why aren't you making your sister comfortable

拉杰你为什么不给你妹妹提供舒适的环境

I am making her comfortable.

我有啊

Besides she's not sleeping here

再说反正她一半时间

half the time anyw...

都不在我这睡

What

什么

Where are you sleeping Priya

那你去哪睡普丽娅

It's a figure of speech Daddy.

这只是修辞说法而已爸

It means I I work late.

意思是说我工作到很晚

Please tell me you're not dating an American.

别说你交了个美国男朋友

I knew this would happen.

我就知道会这样

Rajesh are you letting your sister

拉杰你是不是让你妹

date that little Howard boy

跟那个叫霍华德的小子交往了

Now hold on. If she is dating an American

等会如果她真交了个美国男朋友的话

that's not a bad way to go.

找霍华德也不错呀

He's Jewish.

他是犹太人

Those chaps are very successful

犹太人都很成功的

and they don't drink a lot.

而且他们不怎么喝酒

It It doesn't matter. Howard has a girlfriend.

这都不重要啦霍华德有女朋友的

For now. What does that mean

-那只是目前而已 -这是什么意思

I'll tell you later.

晚点再告诉你

Is something going on with him and Bernadette

他跟伯纳黛特之间出问题了吗

Who's Bernadette Doesn't sound Jewish.

-伯纳黛特是谁 -听起来不像是犹太人

You can't tell by that.

听名字哪听得出来

Winona Ryder is Jewish.

威诺纳·赖德[美国女演员]也是犹太人啊

Okay we're getting off the subject.

好吧这个话题先放一放

Rajesh I want you to try harder

拉杰你要更努力地

to make your sister feel welcome.

让你妹妹觉得宾至如归

Thank you Daddy.

谢谢爸爸

Don't worry. Everything I have I share with her.

别担心只要是我的东西我都会跟她分享的

Including my friend Leon...

包括我朋友莱...

Good night Mummy. Good night Daddy.

晚安妈妈晚安爸爸

Oh my God I think you broke my toe

天啊我脚趾都被你踩断了

You should have kept your mouth shut.

谁叫你多嘴的

Fair enough.

好吧是我的错

Now what's up with Clarinet... Bernadette

给我说说单簧管不对是伯纳黛特的事吧

I've been thinking about Dr. Greene's efforts

我一直在想格林博士

to make science palatable for the masses.

致力于把科学变得平民化的事

Oh yeah What about it

是吗想出什么来了

That's all. I've just been thinking about it.

没什么我就想了下

Now I'm thinking about fractal equations.

现在我在想分形方程

Now I'm thinking about

现在我又在想

the origin of the phrase "train of thought."

"思路"这词的词源

Now I'm thinking about trains.

现在我在想火车

Are you listening to this guy

你在听他说话吗

Hmm Oh I'm sorry.

抱歉

I was somewhere else.

我在想别的

Lucky bastard.

你个幸运的混蛋

Now I'm thinking about Jell O.

现在我在想果冻

So what's up

你怎么了

It's a Bernadette thing.

是关于伯纳黛特的事

Oh no. I hope everything's okay.

不是吧希望一切都好

Whatever it is we're here for you.

不管怎样我们都挺你的

You can tell us anything.

你尽管畅所欲言

Yeah. Good or devastating.

对不管是好事或悲剧

I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

我想求她嫁给我

Marry you What

-嫁给你 -什么

I just need to figure out the right time to pop the question.

我只想找个好时机求婚

Oh I'd wait. No rush no rush.

-还是等等吧 -别急别急

Oh great. It's my cousin David about the ring.

太好了是我表弟问我婚戒的事

Hey David what'd you find

大卫找得怎样

Sure a half a caret's fine.

没问题半克拉就行

Her freakishly small hands make anything look big.

她那奇小的手衬得啥都很大

It's one of the reasons I love her.

这就是我爱她的其中一个理由

Man he's going to be blindsided.

天他会大失所望的

I know. It'll be awful.

我知道绝对会很糟

Why are you smiling

你为什么在笑

Yeah Raj why

对拉杰为什么

Uh a smile means something different in my country.

在我们印度笑容有不一样含义

You know tears of joy smile of sadness.

比如高兴的泪水悲哀的微笑

India's a goofy place.

印度是个傻地方

Oh I'm back to trains.

哦我又重新开始想火车了

Did I tell you our lab got a grant to study addiction

我有没告诉过你我们实验室得到一笔拨款进行一项研究

No. Fascinating work.

-没有 -很赞的工作

I recently trained a capuchin monkey to smoke cigarettes.

我最近训练出一僧帽猴抽烟

Have you learned anything

研究到什么了吗

Yes. He looks much cooler than the non smoking monkeys.

有它比不抽烟的猴子酷多了

Although it's not much of a contest.

当然这也不算项比赛

The other monkeys just sit around and masturbate.

其他猴子光会闲坐着手淫

If you don't mind

你不介意的话

I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking.

我想停止听你说话开始发言

By all means.

当然

Howard has announced his intention

霍华德刚宣布

to propose marriage to Bernadette.

他想向伯纳黛特求婚

I don't understand.

我不明白

The original piece of gossip indicated an impending breakup.

八卦一开始不是说他们要分手吗

I know.

就是说啊

The group consensus is that his proposal

我们一致认为他的求婚

will be met with an humiliating soul crushing rejection.

将遭到让他丢脸心碎的拒绝

Everyone was set a twitter.

大家的心情都紧张得要命

Although oddly no one tweeted.

虽然很奇怪却没人发微薄

It's not surprising that the story

我并不奇怪这个故事

has captured the attention of our little circle of friends.

已得到我们小小朋友圈里人的注意

Are you familiar with Meme Theory

你了解模因理论吗

I'm familiar with everything but go on.

我什么不了解啊但继续

Meme Theory suggests that

模因理论认为

items of gossip are like living things

八卦内容就像生物

that seek to reproduce using humans as their host.

力图利用人类作宿主迅速繁殖

I'm no stranger to memetic epidemiology.

我很清楚模因传染病学

At Johnson Elementary School

在我就读的约翰逊小学

the phrase "Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper" spread like wildfire.

"谢耳朵是坨臭耳屎"这话就传播迅猛

I should think so.

我想也是

That's gold.

这句话真是绝了

Your meme hypothesis does intrigue me.

模因假设并不吸引我

How might we examine this more closely

不如我们更近地检测下

Do you have any ethical qualms regarding human experimentation

想用人类作实验你一点都不觉得内疚吗

It's one of the few forms of interaction with people

这是极少几项跟人类相互交往

that I don't find repellent.

不让我讨厌的

We need to fabricate a tantalizing piece of gossip.

我们需要假造一则诱人的八卦

And a second non tantalizing piece to use as a control.

再造一则不诱人的八卦作为实验的控制组

Then we'll track its progress through our social group

然后追踪它在我们社交圈的发展情况

and interpret the results through the competing academic prisms

通过几项相互矛盾的理论来解释结果

of memetic theory algebraic gossip and epidemiology.

如模因理论代数八卦和传染病学

Look at you getting me to engage in the social sciences.

看看你居然让我开始研究社会科学了

You're a vixen Amy Farrah Fowler.

你真坏艾米·费拉·福勒

Oh hey Amy. What's up

嘿艾米有事吗

Sheldon and I engaged in sexual intercourse.

我和谢尔顿上床了

In other news I'm thinking of starting an herb garden.

还有我想种个百草园

Mum's the word. Gotta go.

要保密哦我走了

Oh hey Raj what are you doing here

拉杰你在这干嘛

I just felt like drinking alone

就想一个人喝喝酒

because I'm deep and dark.

因为我深沉黑暗

So uh Howard's not here

霍华德没来吗

No. It's just one of those times when it's just you and me.

没又是只有我和你了

Like when the three of us went to the movies

就像上次我们仨去看电影

and you and I waited outside the bathroom

因为红蔓卷绳糖和樱桃可乐

while Howard threw up Red Vines and Cherry Coke.

霍华德躲在厕所里吐咱俩就在外面等着

Do you remember that

你还记得吗

Yeah.

记得

Me too.

我也是

Good times.

真是美好时光

16 wants to order appetizers.

16桌要点头盘

Oh thanks. This was nice.

-谢谢 -刚才的时光也很美好

What the hell are you doing

你到底在这干嘛

Howard is your best friend and that is his girlfriend.

霍华德是你最好的朋友而那是他女友

You should be ashamed of yourself.

你真该为自己感到羞耻

I was when I came in

我来的时候的确是

but it's amazing what liquor does to guilt.

但美酒穿肠过美人心中留

Besides what you might not know

还有你可能不知道

is Bernadette is planning on breaking up with Howard.

伯纳黛特正准备跟霍华德分手呢

Well I know that. How do you know that

我知道你又怎么知道的

My sister told me.

我妹妹说的

Oh that gossipy bitch.

那个八卦的婊子

No offense.

无意冒犯

None taken.

我不介意

You should hear how she talks about you.

你真该听听她背后怎么说你的

Okay listen

好吧听着

just because Howard and Bernadette are having problems

就算霍华德和贝纳黛特之间出了问题

does not mean you should be here sniffing around.

你也不应该在这四处打探

What can I do I can't stop thinking about her.

我能怎么办我脑子里想的都是她

All right try thinking about this

好吧试着想想这个

Sheldon and Amy had sex.

谢尔顿和艾米上床啦

Shut your ass

闭上你的狗嘴

Yeah it's true. Amy told me.

是真的艾米亲口跟我说的

How did that even happen

怎么可能发生这事呢

Did they know that's what they were doing

他们干的时候

when they were doing it

知道自己在干嘛吗

I I guess they just figurd it out at some point.

我猜他们应该是灵机一动于是激情喷涌

I can't believe old Smelly Pooper finally got laid.

真不敢相信老处男臭耳屎终于开苞了

Hope you're hungry.

希望你饿了

Interesting.

有意思

A friendly sentiment in this country

这个国家表示友好的方式

cruel taunt in the Sudan.

在苏丹却是残酷的奚落

It's a lesson in context.

不同语境的教训啊

Will Amy be joining us for dinner

艾米会来跟咱们一起吃饭吗

Yes I believe so.

应该会来吧

Good good.

好很好

Everything... okay between you two

你们俩还好吧

Yes.

当然

Why do you ask

你问这个干嘛

No reason.

没事随便问问

I was just talking to Raj

我刚跟拉杰聊天

and he mentioned what a lovely glow she has these days.

他觉得艾米这几天容光焕发得不得了

Did he mean as if she'd been out in the sun

他是说那种容光是因为照料百草园时

tending an herb garden without wearing a hat or sunblock

没戴帽子或擦防晒而被太阳晒成的吗

No.

不是

That's not what he meant.

他说的重点不是这个

Well we may never know.

那我们就不得而知了

As my mother would say

正如我母亲常说

the Asians are an inscrutable folk.

亚洲人高深莫测呀

Now if you'll excuse me I have work to do.

不好意思我还有工作要忙

Yeah you do.

你忙你忙

You dog you.

小坏蛋装毛呀装

Did you get that

你听见了吗

Every word.

一字不差

Our false gossip meme

我们谣言八卦模因

appears to have reached node lambda.

好像已经到达目录树中的节点表达式了

This is moving faster than we thought.

传递得比我们想象中要快

Agreed.

同意

It appears the rate of gossip transmission

似乎谣言的传播速率

is proportional to the number of nodes squared.

与节点数量的二次幂成比例

I must say Amy

艾米我不得不说

pretending to have intercourse with you

假装跟你上床

is giving me a great deal of satisfaction.

让我的身心得到了极大的满足

Slow down Sheldon. I'm not quite there yet.

慢点谢尔顿我还没啥感觉呢

Pass the soy sauce. sure

-帮我递下酱油 -好的

Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you.

贝纳黛特刚向我打听咱俩上床的事

The meme has reached full penetration.

模因全面插入[penetration也有阴茎插入的意思]

Pun intended

故意用的双关语吗

No. Happy accident.

不是无心插柳柳成荫

This is remarkable.

这次成果显著

Took less than 24 hours.

还不到24小时

I should let you know

我应该告诉你

that she asked for details about our dalliance.

她还问了咱俩调情的细节

Interesting.

真有意思

So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus

人们开始不满足于"上床"的字面意思

to a "blow by blow " as it were.

发展到要咱俩"越吹越爽"的细节了

Pun intended

故意用的双关语吗

I'm sorry. What pun

抱歉什么双关

Not important.

不说这个了

I described your lovemaking as "aloof but effective."

我把你的做爱方式概括为"冷淡却高效"

I wish you hadn't done that.

但愿你没有说出口

That's going to make me a chick magnet

这话说得我跟一个少妇杀手一样

and I'm so busy as it is.

而事实上我非常忙

Hey everybody

大家注意啦

I got something I want to ask Bernadette

我有话要问贝纳黛特

and I can't think of a better time

现在大伙儿齐聚一堂

than when I'm with all my friends.

天时地利人和都最佳的时候

Oh hold on Howard.

慢着霍华德

There's lots of better times.

还有更多天时更好的

Leonard please. The man is talking.

莱纳德拜托他说话呢

Let him get it out and let the chips fall where they may.

让他说出来别管后果如何

Thank you.

谢谢

Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...

贝纳黛特·玛丽安·罗森考斯基

Oh God. What's happening

天啊这是什么回事

I know things haven't been perfect with us

我知道我们的爱情不算完美

and we've had our problems

而且遇到了问题

but I just have to tell you from the moment I...

但我不得不告诉你从我遇见你那刻

Howard let me just stop you right here.

霍华德你先别说

This is it.

好戏上场

Yes.

我愿意

Yes what

你愿意什么

Yes I will marry you.

我愿意嫁给你

You will You will

-你愿意? - 你愿意?!

I will.

我愿意!

I will

我愿意!

Oh I love you so much.

我真的很爱你

Oh I love you too.

我也爱你

Congratulations

恭喜你们

Oh it's so exciting.

这太激动人心了

[传说中印度人高兴的泪水....]

I wonder what changed her mind.

我真纳闷她为什么改变主意

Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess

或许是因为你对我非凡性能力的谈论

renewed her faith in love.

重燃了她对爱情的信心

As good an explanation as any.

没有比这更好的解释了

That's great...

你戴着真漂亮

Oh hey Amy.

嘿艾米

Bernadette just texted me.

伯纳黛特刚发短信给我

Howard proposed

霍华德求婚了

Yes not important. Just stopped by

对这个不重要我只是路过

to let you know I'm getting orthotics.

顺便告诉你一声我准备做矫正术

Also I'm carrying Sheldon's baby.

对了我怀了谢尔顿的孩子

Mum's the word.

要保密哦

You're pregnant

你怀孕了

Wow. Is there anything on there about orthotics

哇哦还有提到矫正术吗

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