生活大爆炸-S07E22_生活大爆炸

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Gentlemen Star Wars day is rapidly approaching.

各位星球大战日马上就要到了

We should finalize our plans.

我们得定下计划啦

What That's a real thing

什么还真有这玩意啊

What is it Star Wars Christmas

是哪天星球大战圣诞节吗

No. Don't be ridiculous.

不是你说什么傻话

That's Wookiee Life Day.

那天是伍基人生命日好吗

星球大战中一个外星种族的节日

So when is it

所以是哪天

Uh well it's not May the fifth...

不是5月5号

and it's not May the third...

也不是5月3号

It's May the fourth.

是5月4号

Get it

懂没

May the fourth be with you

5月4号[愿原力]与你同在

"May the force be with you." Get it

"愿原力与你同在" 懂了吗

Oh no. This face wasn't because I didn't get it.

你误会了我这表情不是因为不懂

生

活

大

爆

炸

第七季第二十二集

Come in.

请进

Hey you got a second Yes.

-你有空吗 -有啊

Actually I'm glad you're here.

刚好我也想找你

I I'm working on the Star Wars Day schedule.

我在定星球大战日的行程

Now I have a window built in after Phantom Menace

我在《星球大战I:幽灵的威胁》播放完后

for complaining but...

留了吐槽这部的时间但...

I'm worried an hour won't be enough time.

我怕一小时会不够

Sheldon I I've got some bad news.

谢尔顿我有个坏消息

What is it

什么坏消息

I just read online

我刚在网上看到

that Arthur Jeffries passed away.

亚瑟·杰弗里斯先生过世了

Professor Proton is dead

质子教授去世了吗

Sorry buddy.

兄弟节哀

What are you doing

你在闹哪样

Comforting you

安慰你啊

Y Your heart might be in the right place

你的心意可能对了

but your head chest and arms certainly aren't.

但是你的头胸手臂绝对放错地方了

Anyway the the funeral's on Sunday.

总之葬礼是在周日

But that's Star Wars Day.

可是那天是星球大战日啊

Yeah... um...

是啊可是...

of all the things about this that are sad

在所有该为这消息难过的原因中

that might not be number one.

撞日应该排不到第一吧

You okay I know he meant a lot to you.

你还好吗我知道他对你很重要

I'm fine.

我没事

Okay.

好吧

Yet he cried when they changed the Raisin Bran box.

葡萄干麦片盒换封面的时候他倒哭了

This uh this is something interesting boys and girls.

小朋友们跟你们说个有意思的

After an owl eats he spits up part of his meal

在猫头鹰进食完后它们会以小球状

that he can't digest in the form of a pellet.

吐出它们消化不了的食物

Is Isn't that a hoot

是不是很令人"呜呜"大笑

We'll be right back after I fire my writers.

节目将在我炒了我的编剧后回来

Oh shut up.

闭上你的鸟嘴

Watching your old friend

在看你的老朋友吗

Yes.

是啊

Look at him Amy.

艾米你看他

It's such a shame.

太可惜了

Struck down in the prime of my life.

在我的英年他就这么去了

Do you want me to go to the funeral with you

你想我陪你一起去参加丧礼吗

Oh I'm not going to the funeral.

我才不去那丧礼

Why not

为什么

All those people blowing their noses.

这么多人在擤鼻涕

You can't tell the sick from the sad. Mm.

分不出哪个是在哭哪个在生病

I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day as planned.

我会在家按照原定计划庆祝星球大战日

Are you sure you don't want to go say good bye

你确定你不想去跟他道别吗

Amy mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.

人生自古谁无死省了吊唁不作死

And watching a bunch of goofy space movies

那看一堆你看过几百次的

you've seen hundreds of times isn't

宅爆太空电影就不作死吗

If we were in a physical relationship

如果我们是有肉体关系的情侣

you just lost sex tonight.

你那句话就害你今晚没得爱爱了

Hey guys.

你们好啊

Hey Penny. Happy Star Wars Day.

佩妮星球大战日快乐

Okay.

好

Can I make you breakfast

我能为你做早餐吗

Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar is open for business.

阿克"巴"上将的小吃"吧" 欢喜营业中

星球大战中的外星人

No thanks. Leonard and I are just going to the funeral.

不用了谢谢我要跟莱纳德去参加丧礼呢

You sure. Not even coffee

确定吗咖啡也不要吗

We have R2 Decaf.

有R2-D[低]咖啡因咖啡哦

R2-D2 星球大战中的机械人

Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia

或是来一杯欧"莉亚"咖啡

莉亚星球大战中的一位人类公主

欧蕾咖啡加入大量牛奶的咖啡

And if you're not in the mood for coffee

如果你没有喝咖啡的心情

I can always make you a Chai Tea 3PO.

我也可以给你泡杯印度T[茶]3PO

Oh I get it like C 3PO.

我懂了就像是C-3PO

都是星球大战中的机器人

What happened to me

我怎么会堕落至此

Hey uh Sheldon you want anything

谢尔顿你想来点什么吗

Uh no thank you.

不用了谢谢

You're being so quiet.

你今天好安静

Are you upset or are you just rebooting

你是心里难过还是你个机械人在重启

I'm fine.

我没事

Sweetie are you sure you don't want to

亲爱的你确定你今天

come with us to the funeral

不跟我们一起去丧礼吗

Oh I appreciate the offer but Arthur is gone

谢谢你的邀请但亚瑟已经死了

and there's nothing I can do about it.

我就算去了也做不到什么

When Darth Vader struck down Obi Wan

黑武士杀了欧比旺的时候

did Luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral

卢克有哭天喊地然后去参加丧礼吗

No.

没有

He blew up the Death Star.

他把死星炸了

Why do I know this

我怎么会知道这个啊

Arthur Jeffries was a scientist.

亚瑟·杰弗里斯是个科学家

I'm sure he didn't care about

我相信他不是个会在意

silly superstitions like funerals.

丧礼这种无聊事的人

You know if he were here I think he'd say

如果他今天有来他一定会说

"Enjoy Star Wars Day."

"祝你们星球大战日玩得开心"

He was 84 he'd say "where's my pudding "

他都84岁了他会说的是"我的布丁呢"

Before you go at least let me pack you some

你们走之前让我帮你们打包点

Attack of the Scones for the road.

司康的进攻让你们路上吃吧

Oh like Attack of the Clones.

《星战2: 克隆人的进攻》的双关嘛

We are leaving right now.

我们现在就走

Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon

亚瑟去世的消息对谢尔顿的打击很大

than he's ready to admit.

但是他不愿意承认

Really hoping this will cheer him up.

真心希望这个能让他开心点

Me too.

我也是

Although it might've been thoughtless of us

我们烤这个名字带"死"字的死星

to bake a Death Star cake.

会不会有点不好

No it combines two of Sheldon's favorite things

不会啊这包含了两样他最爱的事物

chocolate chips

巧克力碎

and the ability to destroy a planet at the push of a button.

还有按个按钮就能摧毁个星球的能力

Well anyway it'll be a nice surprise for the boys.

无论如何这给男生们当惊喜也挺好

And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously

华仔一直觉得我不把他的爱好当回事

so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while.

希望这个蛋糕能唬住他一阵子

Okay let's get the fondant and start decorating.

拿上翻糖开始裱花吧

This is pretty cool.

这挺酷的

You don't see too many spherical cakes.

球体的蛋糕挺罕见呢

I wonder why that is.

原因大概就是这个吧

I have a confession to make.

我想坦白一件事

I've never been to a funeral before.

我从来没参加过丧礼

Really

真的吗

I just never knew anyone that died.

我还没碰过认识的人过世

I had a pet pig when I was a kid.

我小时候有一只宠物猪

I mean when he died we didn't have a funeral

它死掉的时候没有办丧礼

we had a barbecue.

我们把它烤了

Yeah we won't be eating Arthur tonight.

放心吧今晚不会把亚瑟烤了吃的

I didn't know him very well but I still really liked him.

我虽然跟他不熟但我挺喜欢他呢

It's weird that he's... just gone.

他就这么去了感觉好奇怪

I know.

我明白

I feel like I want to cry.

我感觉好想哭

Oh... that's that's fine.

没事的

Go ahead.

哭吧哭吧

I can't do it with you staring at me. Sorry.

-你盯着我我哭不出来 -抱歉

No I'm dry.

不行没眼泪

You're a big crybaby you start I'll join in.

你整天哭哭啼啼你先开场我再加入

I am not a crybaby.

我才没整天哭哭啼啼

Toy Story 3

看《玩具总动员3》时呢

The toys were holding hands in a furnace

玩具们在焚化炉里手牵手等死呢

Look A Arthur lived a full life.

亚瑟这一辈子过得很充实

And he inspired a lot of people.

他鼓舞了很多人

Sure he he was my childhood hero

的确他是我儿时的偶像

but... the fact that I got to work with him

但我后来有机会能与他

side by side before he...

有共事的机会在他...

died was...

去世之前...

it was... it was a gift.

真的... 是老天的赏赐

It was a gift.

的确是老天的赏赐

Thank you for being the emotional one

谢谢你在我们的感情中

in this relationship.

当多愁善感的那个

I got your back. Yeah.

-一切有我 -是啊

Okay here we go.

好了准备开始

Episode I The Phantom Menace.

第一部《幽灵的威胁》

Let's get this over with.

赶紧看完了事吧

Since we all agree Episode I isn't our favorite

既然我们大家都同意不喜欢第一部

maybe we just skip it this time.

我们这次何不直接跳过呢

Yeah Howard I think you of all people

霍华德我觉得所有人中

should avoid espousing the principle

你最不应该有

that if something is not our favorite

如果不喜欢某事物

we should just get rid of it.

就让它滚的心态

You know I heard this way of watching the movies

我听说过一种看星战电影的方法

called the Machete Order where you watch Episodes IV and V

叫弯刀顺序先看第五第六部

then skip Episode I

然后跳过第一部

watch II and III as a flashback

把第二第三部当闪回看

and then finish with VI.

然后看第四部做完结

Okay so you'd lose most of Jar Jar

所以加加大多数的戏份

加加·宾克斯出现在星战1与2

all the trade route talk and the boring senate hearings

贸易路线与无聊的议会审讯戏全没了

which are like watching C SPAN with monsters.

那无聊程度跟看公共事务台有得一拼

Get rid of the trade route part

跳过贸易路线部分吗

Then how would Palpatine

那帕尔帕庭是怎么把

get Chancellor Valorum kicked out of office

瓦洛伦议长搞下台再夺位的

How would he get himself elected How

少了那部分剧情他会是怎么选上的

Can we get through one holiday

我们就不能过上一个

without you saying something ridiculous

没有你胡言乱语的节日吗

It was just a suggestion.

只是个建议嘛

Well you know what else was just a suggestion

你知道还有什么事也只是个建议吗

"Why don't we change the Raisin Bran box "

"要不我们换一下早餐麦片盒的封面吧"

Hmm And you know who got hurt by that

你知道谁因此内心受伤了吗

Every single person who eats breakfast

所有吃那个早餐的人啊

I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard.

我想质子教授的去世对他打击很大吧

Should we try to console him

我们该去开导他吗

Or... should we respect his privacy

或者我们应该尊重他

in this moment of grief

内心哀伤时期的隐私

By staying here and watching the movie.

就乖乖坐在这里看电影就行了

That's what good friends would do

好朋友都会这么做啊

Well at least without Sheldon here

好歹因为谢尔顿不在这

we got to start with Episode IV.

我们可以从第四部开始看

Mm true.

是啊

I do feel guilty about him.

我心里对他挺过意不去的

Me too.

我也是

Maybe we should see how he's doing.

我们去看看他怎么样了吧

Yeah.

好啊

But after the cantina scene. Obviously.

-等酒吧这一段看完再去吧 -必须的

该段酒吧戏的配乐

Look at Arthur...

看看亚瑟

cracking up at a joke I told him.

被我的笑话逗得捧腹大笑

I'll never hear that laugh again.

我再也听不到他的笑声了

You never heard it that time.

那次我也没笑

Arthur

亚瑟

I thought you were dead. I am.

-我以为你死了 -是的

Oh it it's fantastic.

感觉好极了

I mean this is the longest that I've gone

这是多年来我第一次

without running into a men's room in in years.

这么长时间不需要总是跑厕所

老年人一般会出现尿急尿频现象

Why are you here

你怎么会来我家

I I don't know. I was...

我也不知道

I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex wife.

我本希望去我前妻家吓唬她的

I know why.

我知道原因了

You've come to me because

你之所以来找我是因为

you're my Obi Wan.

你是我的欧比旺[绝地武士]

I'm I'm not... I'm not familiar with that.

我不...我不懂你在说什么

Is... is is that an...

那...是不是...

an Internet

就是互联网啊

Wow.

鸡同鸭讲

Uh you're dead so I'm going to let that slide.

算了我就不跟死人计较了

Obi Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars.

欧比旺·肯诺比是《星球大战》中的一个角色

After his physical demise

他在身体消失后

he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form.

以灵魂形体出现卢克·天行者面前继续指导他

Well that... that clears that up.

你的解释让我"豁然开朗"

You must be here to give me advice.

你一定是来给我建议的

Well this... this is weird.

这...这装束好奇怪

Most most of my robes open in...

我大多数长袍开口都在后面

in the back.

方便上厕所

Those are your Jedi robes.

这是绝地武士袍

Oh wait. What...

等等这...

What what... what is this

这是什么

Oh Be careful with that

悠着点玩

Oh neato.

太酷了

I'm uh... I'm going to need a Band Aid.

我想...我需要一张创口贴

So...what did you think of your first funeral

你参加了人生第一场葬礼感觉如何

Well I don't want to be a jerk but it was kind of a bummer.

虽然我不想失礼但葬礼实在有点无聊

Yeah well when I die you can rent a bounce house.

等我死了你可以租个蹦蹦城堡办葬礼

You think about dying

你现在就想"死"这件事吗

Well I think more about if I'd have any regrets.

我想得更多的是怕自己会有遗憾

What would you regret

你的遗憾会是什么

Mm you know that I didn't travel more

比如旅行太少

take more risks learn another language.

冒险太少只会一门语言

You know Klingon.

你还会克林贡语啊

That's true.

那倒也是

No I meant that as a regret.

不我是说这是你的遗憾之一

I just thought of one more. What's that

-我刚又想到了一个 -是什么

I regret not saying "Yes" when you asked me to marry you.

我遗憾在你求婚的时候没有说"我愿意"

Well it just wasn't the right time.

那时候时机不对

Yeah.

是啊

And this is also not the right time.

现在也不是什么好时机

Do not propose.

不准求婚

What

什么

I know that face. That's your propose face.

我认得那表情那是你要求婚的表情

I was not gonna propose. It's already two to one.

我没打算求婚啊现在都二比一了

What's two to one

什么二比一

I proposed twice you proposed once. Two to one.

我求过两次婚你才求过一次所以是二比一

Oh my... It's not a contest.

天啊这又不是比赛

I don't know what you're upset about.

我不懂你在气什么

I'm the one who's losing. Okay.

-我才是比分落后的那个 -算了

Fine. Would you feel better if I propose

那好如果我现在跟你求婚

so you could turn me down again

给你机会拒绝我第二次你会好过点吗

Yeah I think I would.

当然会啊

Okay. Leonard will you marry me

好莱纳德你愿意娶我吗

No don't you dare.

你敢

You reject me right now and tie things up.

你快拒绝我咱俩就扯平了

It's just such a big decision.

这可是一个很重大的决定

I don't want to have any regrets.

我不想留下任何遗憾

Did you ever watch Professor Proton when you were a kid

你小时候看过质子教授吗

No.

没有

My dad controlled the TV

我爸爸掌控电视

so unless someone was a Texas Ranger

所以除非那人是《德州巡警》

1993-2001年美国警察题材电视剧

Jake or the Fatman we didn't see it.

或《帅虎猛龙》里的角色否则没看过

1987-1992年美国警察破案电视剧

I never watched him either but he seems to be the reason

我也从未看过但是似乎是他

that Sheldon got interested in science.

激发了谢尔顿对科学的兴趣

Not me. I got into science

我不是我对科学感兴趣

'cause I was always the smallest kid in school

是因为我总是学校里最矮小的那个

so I thought if I became a scientist

所以我想如果我成为了科学家

I could invent a formula that made me taller.

就可以发明出一种让我变高的药

That's cute.

这想法真天真

Yeah I thought it was working for a while

是啊曾有一段时间我觉得真的有用

but then I found out my brother was just

但结果却发现是我哥哥

lowering the pencil marks on the door frame.

在量身高的门框上动手脚

How about you

你呢

Oh I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.

我想应该是在我当女子军那会

Girl Sprouts

女子军

My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts.

这是我妈妈为了跟女童军区分故意取的

She didn't want me selling cookies

她不想我"像妓女一般

on some street corner "Like a whore."

在大街小巷叫卖饼干"

How did that get you into science

那怎么会让你科学感兴趣呢

Oh I went to the library

我去图书馆

and took out a book on biology to see what whores did.

拿了一本生物学的书看看妓女都做什么

On the one hand if I say yes...

一方面如果我说"我愿意"

This isn't funny anymore.

一点都不好玩

Just say no so we're done with this.

快拒绝我然后我们就扯平了

Will you marry me or not

你愿意还是不愿意娶我

Ooh interesting. Did you just propose to me again

有意思你刚是"又"向我求婚了吗

No. Really

-不是 -真的吗

Because I just heard "Will you marry me "

因为我刚明明听见 "你愿意娶我吗"

That's two proposals one day.

一天求两次婚哦

Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life

看来有人下半辈子都想教孩子

telling people how to spell the name Hofstadter.

怎么拼"霍夫斯塔德"这个姓

You know what Fine. Do whatever you want.

算了随便你怎么样

Penny don't get upset.

佩妮不要生气嘛

Here.

听着

I love you but no I will not marry you.

我爱你但我不会娶你

Thank you.

谢谢

Now about that second proposal.

那我们说回第二次求婚

On the one hand...

一方面...

Where... where... where are we

我们...我们这是在哪儿

This is the swampland of Dagobah.

达戈巴的沼泽地

It's where Luke was trained in the ways of the Jedi.

这是卢克接受绝地训练的地方

Too bad. I thought it was Florida.

太可惜了我还以为是佛罗里达呢

When Obi Wan came to Luke on this very spot

当欧比旺在这里时

he gave him all sorts of helpful advice.

他给了卢克各种有用的建议

So um...

所以

what do you got for me

你对我的建议是什么

Always...

一定

get... get a prenup.

要签...婚前协议

That's it

就这样吗

I thought there'd be more of a reason why you're here.

我还以为你来找我有更深远的意义呢

Well why why do you think I'm here

那你觉得我为什么来找你

I suppose it has something to do with your recent passing.

我想可能跟你最近去世的事有关吧

Is is this the... the first time

这是... 你第一次

you've lost you know someone close to you

失去了跟你亲近的人吗

Oh no. No.

不不是

I've already had to say good bye to 11 Dr. Whos.

我已经经历过跟11代的神秘博士道别了

英国科幻剧播演许多年主角换过很多任

Yeah I've I've outlived a few of my doctors too.

我也比我好几任医生[博士]活得长

Of course my grandfather died when I was five.

当然我的爷爷在我5岁的时候去世了

My father died when I was 14.

我父亲在我14岁的时候去世

I'm... I'm sorry about that.

节哀顺变

And now you're gone too.

现在你也过世了

It's like all the men I've looked up to have gone away.

感觉所有我崇拜的男性都去世了

Well you know it's...

你知道其实...

it's okay to... to be sad about them.

是可以对他们的去世感到难过的

Just... just make sure you know you appreciate

只是你要记住你也得

those who... who are still there for you.

珍惜那些还在世的亲朋好友

But I do appreciate them.

我很珍惜他们啊

Well then

既然如此

what am I doing in a swamp...

那我在这破沼泽

...dressed like Friar Tuck

穿得像罗宾汉里的塔克修士干啥

Appreciate them Sheldon.

珍惜眼前人谢尔顿

Hey buddy.

兄弟

Heard you're having a rough day. You all right

听说你今天听不开心你没事吧

I'm okay.

我没事

How was the funeral

丧礼如何

It was nice you know.

挺好的

A lot of people showed up

很多人都来了

told some great stories about him.

说了很多他生平的好事

Did you know that Arthur's son is a high school sci...

你知道亚瑟的儿子是个高中科学老...

Hey the guys are about to start Jedi.

他们要开始看第六部了

You want to go watch

你想去看吗

I do.

想

After I make them go back and watch one through five first.

但我得先让他们从第一部开始看

Sheldon that that'll take us all night.

谢尔顿那我们得花一整晚呢

That's true.

的确

Oh it's a good thing I had a nap.

幸好我小睡了一会

Boy some of the physical comedy

加加的一些肢体搞笑画面

with Jar Jar is a little tough to watch.

真的是有点看不下去啊

At least they toned him down in the second one.

至少第二部里已经让他收敛了

Yeah he is pretty stupid.

是啊这角色真蠢

Hey we can say it. You can't.

我们才能说他你没资格

Hey guys.

大伙们

Happy Star Wars Day

星球大战日快乐

A Death Star cake Yeah.

-死星蛋糕 -是啊

We were hoping it might cheer you up.

我们希望它能让你开心点

And even though it meant we had to miss the movies

虽然我们因为烤蛋糕错过了电影

we could still be part of the fun.

但我们还是想一起同乐同乐

Well you didn't miss anything.

你完全没错过

We just started over.

我们刚从头重看

Son of a bitch.

我去他妈的

You're back.

你回来啦

Yeah apparently um

是啊貌似...

I'm here whenever... when whenever you need me.

貌似你需要我的任何时候我就会出现

That's nice.

真好

May Maybe for you.

你好我不好

Why do I need you now

那我现在为什么需要你

Well as near as I could tell

就我看来

you you fell asleep watching Star Wars

你在看《星球大战》的过程中睡着了

and now you're you're dreaming you're watching Star Wars.

你现在是梦见自己正在看《星球大战》

所以呢

I mean don't don't you see a problem there

这样有什么问题吗

I mean how how

你觉得

you're spending your limited time on Earth

这么使用你在世有限的时间好吗

Not at all.

没啥不好啊

Okay good luck to you.

行那祝你睡得愉快

天朝的政府表示《生活大爆炸》不适宜播出我只能假定这中间有过正式的审查过程

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