生活大爆炸-S04E10_生活大爆炸

S01

第四季第十集

生活大爆炸

Clarify something for me.

谁能给我澄清一下

Isn't the point of a communal meal

聚餐的精髓难道不该在于

the exchange of ideas and opinions

互相交换看法和主张吗

An opportunity to consider important issues of the day

这难道不该是讨论今日大事的时刻吗

It is.

是啊

You just kind of put a damper on things

但是每当你威胁要将

when you said "The next person I see talking

边吃边说的人至于死地之后

with food in their mouth will be put to death."

我们就全无兴致了

Well we could argue about who said what all night long

如果要深究谁说了什么的话我们能纠结一整晚

but to set things back on course

但为了回到正轨上

I will propose a new topic of conversation.

我要为聚餐开启个新的话题了

Great.

不得了了

What is the best number

最棒的数字是哪一个

By the way there's only one correct answer.

多说一句答案是唯一的

5 318 008

五百三十一万八千零八

Wrong.

错误

The best number is 73.

最棒的数字是73

You're probably wondering why.

你们估计会疑惑原因

No. Uh uh. We're good.

没没我们没有

73 is the 21st prime number.

73是第21个质数

Its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21

而它反过来说 37是第12个质数而它再反过来21

is the product of multiplying

则是构成73的两个数字

hang on to your hats seven and three.

高潮来了也就是7和3相乘的结果

Eh Eh Did I lie

怎么着怎么着我说错没

We get it.

我们懂了

73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.

73就是数字界的查克·诺里斯

(查克·诺里斯:美国著名武术家)

Chuck Norris wishes.

那是对查克·诺里斯的褒奖

In binary 73 is a palindrome

同时73用二进制表示的结果

"one zero zero one zero zero one"

是1-0-0-1-0-0-1

which backwards is "one zero zero one zero zero one"

所以它反过来念是1-0-0-1-0-0-1

exactly the same.

两者是一致的

All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is "Sirron Kcuhc."

而把查克·诺里斯的名字反着念是"Sirron Kcuhc"[无意义]

Just for the record

我插一句

when you enter 5 318 008 on a calculator

如果你把5318008输进计算器后

upside down it spells "boobies""

它倒过来显示拼写的单词是"咪咪"

Remember when you were wondering

记得你曾疑惑过为何

why the girls didn't want to eat with us tonight

女生们晚上不想跟我们一起吃吗

Yeah I get it now.

是啊我现在懂了

I love your little heart locket Bernadette.

我喜欢你的心形小吊坠伯纳黛特

Oh thanks.

谢谢

Howard gave it to me.

是霍华德送我的

It's the cutest thing.

这是最好玩儿的事了

Every time I have dinner with his mom

每当我跟他妈妈共进晚餐后

the next day I get jewelry.

隔天总会收到他送我的首饰

Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape

你们知道人们情人节送的这种心形符号

is not actually based on the shape of a human heart

其实它的原型并不是人的心脏

but rather on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over

而是女性弯腰时显露的臀部形状吗

Oh so I spent seventh grade

也就是说我的七年级

dotting my I's with little asses

一直都用的小屁股作为点缀了是吧

Cool.

酷啊

Hey Penny how's it going

你好啊佩妮最近过得如何

Hey Zack what are you doing here

你好啊扎克你来这做什么呢

My dad's company prints the menus for this place.

我爸的公司为这家店印制菜单

I'm just dropping off some new ones laminated.

我来送些过塑了的新版本

Makes 'em easier to clean if people throw up on 'em.

这样吐在上面以后容易打扫一点

Guess how I got the idea

猜猜我怎么想到的点子

Yeah I got it I got it.

好了好了我懂的

Uh Zack these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.

扎克这是我的朋友们伯纳黛特和艾米

Hi. Hey.

-你好啊 -你好

Hoo.

呼~

Okay well it was good to see you.

很高兴再见到你

Yeah you too.

我也是

He's really cute. How do you know him

他好帅啊你俩怎么认识的

Oh we went out a couple of times.

我们约会过几次

I'm often flummoxed by current slang.

我总被时下的表达方式所迷惑

Does "went out" mean "had intercourse"

约会过是不是总代表着交媾过

Yes. No no.

-是的 -不是不是的

But in this case yes.

但这次是的

Interesting.

有意思

And was it not satisfactory

是不是过程不太满意啊

No it was great.

不其实还不错

He just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level.

只是他没有在智商层面上给我压力

Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR

你不能将就一下他然后一起去听听NPR吗

(NPR:美国公共电台)

Wouldn't help. Zack can't even spell NPR.

没用的扎克连NPR的全称都拼不出来

It's what I do with Howard.

我跟霍华德相处就是这么做的

I'm much smarter than he is.

我比他要聪明

But it's important to protect his manhood.

但保护他的男子气概是很重要的

Hoo.

呼~

What's the matter

你怎么了

I'm suddenly feeling flushed.

我只是突感气血涌动

My heart rate is elevated my palms are clammy

我的心率加速掌心冒汗

my mouth is dry.

口干舌燥

In addition I keep involuntarily saying "hoo."

还有我只是不由自主地想说"呼~"

Oh we know what's causing that don't we

我想我们明白发生了什么是吧

It's no mystery.

毫无疑问

I obviously have the flu

我明显是患有感冒

coupled with sudden onset Tourette's syndrome.

及其突发性妥瑞综合症

(妥瑞症:运动协调性疾患)

Did you hear about the accident at the bio lab

听说生物试验室发生的事故了吗

No. What happened

-没 -发生了什么事

They were injecting rats with radioactive isotopes

他们给老鼠注射了放射性同位素

and one of the techs got bit.

但其中的一名技术员被咬了

Did he get superpowers

那他得到了超能力吗

No he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.

没他被缝了五针外加一针破伤风针剂

Oh. Well that's disappointing.

太令人失望了

Why

为何这么说

Well you get bit by a radioactive animal in a lab

如果你在试验室被放射性动物咬伤

you kind of want to turn into a superhero.

你肯定想成为超级英雄的

Yeah but who'd want to become Rat Man

但谁又想变成鼠魔侠呢

Who wouldn't

谁不想啊

You could zip through a maze in nothing flat

你可以在迷宫里横冲直撞

squeeze through really small holes

钻进很小的地洞

and shut down restaurants in a single bound.

而且只要蹦跶几下就能让餐馆关门

And the best part is if I were Rat Man

而且最棒的是如果我是鼠魔侠

you could be my sidekick Mouse Boy.

你就可以当我的跟班鼠娃

Mouse Boy

鼠娃

You don't like "Mouse Boy"

你不喜欢鼠娃吗

How about "Kid Vermin"

那害虫娃呢

First of all if we had superpowers

首先要是我们真有超能力

I wouldn't be the sidekick. You'd be the sidekick.

我肯定不会是跟班你才是跟班

Rat Man is nobody's sidekick.

鼠魔侠才不会是跟班呢

Leonard settle this.

莱纳德你说句公道话

Of the two of us who's the obvious sidekick

我们俩谁更像跟班

Yeah Leonard who

没错莱纳德你说是谁

12 years after high school and I'm still at the nerd table.

高中毕业十二年了我还是悲催地混在书呆子帮里

Aren't you slicing that man's brain a little too thin

你是不是把这个人的脑子切得太薄了点

It's too thin if I were making

我这要是在奎兹诺餐厅

a foot long brain sandwich at Quiznos.

做英尺人脑三明治的话就的确是切太薄了

For examination under a two photon microscope it's fine.

但是放在双光子显微镜下检验的话就不算薄

Well you're the expert.

好吧你是专家

If the correct way to do it is the wrong way then I yield.

如果胡来才是正确的方法的话那我闭嘴

Very well.

很好

If you die and donate your body to science

如果你死后将遗体捐献给科学研究的话

I promise to slice your brain like Canadian bacon.

我保证我会把你的大脑切得跟加拿大培根一样厚

Thank you.

谢谢

Now if you'll excuse me

如果你不介意的话

I have to take my temperature.

我要量一下我的体温

Are you monitoring your circadian rhythms

你是在监控你的生理节奏

in order to identify your periods of maximum mental acuity

以确定你脑部活动最旺盛的时段吗

I did that one summer.

我曾经在某个暑假试过

Ah youth.

美好的童年啊

No I experienced some distressing symptoms last night

不是我昨晚产生了一些奇怪的症状

so I'm checking my vital signs every hour.

所以我每个小时都在检查自己的生命迹象

I'd be happy to create a chart

我很乐意帮你做个图表

and participate in a differential diagnosis.

进行一下差异分析

Oh that sounds like fun.

好像挺好玩的嘛

All right.

开始吧

What were the symptoms

你有哪些症状

Elevated heart rate moist palms dry mouth

心跳加速手心出汗口干舌燥

and localized vascular throbbing.

还有局部的血管抽动

Localized to what region

局部是哪

Ears and genitalia.

耳朵和生殖器

Interesting.

有意思

Not body parts that usually team up.

是两个通常不会放一起说的器官

What about environmental factors

那环境因素呢

Describe the scene for me.

形容一下当时的情景

I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette

我跟佩妮还有伯纳黛特一起在餐馆

drinking water carbonated as it was a special occasion.

喝水而且喝的是碳酸水因为那是特殊场合

Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said hello

佩妮的朋友扎克过来打了个招呼

and I said "hoo."

然后我就说"呼"[和"谁"同音]

Who

谁

Zack.

扎克

Then why did you ask

你知道是扎克还问

Ask what Who.

-问什么 -问"谁"呀

Zack.

扎克

All right let's start over.

好吧重头来一遍

What did you say when Zack walked in

扎克走过来后你说了什么

"Hoo". Zack.

-"呼"["谁"] -扎克

Why do you keep saying "Zack"

你为什么一直说"扎克"

Because you keep saying "who."

因为你一直问"谁"["呼"]呀

I'm not saying "hoo" now.

我现在可没说"呼"

I said "hoo" last night.

我是昨晚说的"呼"

And the answer was Zack correct

答案就是扎克对吧

There was no question.

我没问问题啊

I simply said "hoo."

我只是说了"呼"

All right I think I have enough to go on.

好吧我不纠结了

Possible explanations for your symptoms are

你以上症状的诱因

in descending order of likelihood

根据可能性降序排列的结果如下

hyperthyroidism premature menopause

甲亢过早绝经

hosting an alien parasite or

外星人附体或是

and I only include it for the sake of covering

以下这个结果纯粹是为了涵盖所有

absolutely all bases sexual arousal.

可能因素那就是性冲动

Where would I have picked up an alien parasite

我在哪儿被外星人附的身啊

There you are.

找到你了

Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of

问你个问题你最怕什么

I don't know. Um...

我也不知道

nuclear war.

核战

Accidentally being buried alive.

不小心被活埋了

Any of those movies where you get that phone call

或者是像那种电影情节一样突然接到一个电话

that says you're going to die.

电话那头的人说你就要死了

And then you do.

结果你还就真挂了

No. Something very specific

不是这些是某个

that we both know you

咱俩都知道你

Rajesh Koothrappali are terrified of.

也就是拉杰·库萨帕里害怕的东西

Well type two diabetes runs in my family.

我家的确有二型糖尿病史

The thought of losing a toe...

糖尿病后期会掉脚趾的

Spiders You're afraid of spiders

是蜘蛛你怕蜘蛛

What the heck is this

这是什么

A jar with a big spider in it of course.

当然是装着一只大蜘蛛的罐子啦

Bravery test.

勇敢度测试

First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.

先把手拿出来的人就是跟班

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

Perhaps.

也许吧

Are you scared

你怕了吗

No. But it's a stupid test.

没有但这测试很白痴

Oh really What if the Earth was in danger

是吗要是地球危在旦夕

and the only way to save it was

而唯一拯救的方法就是

to stick your hand in a jar with a spider

把你的手伸进装着蜘蛛的罐子里呢

Oh yeah What if the Earth was in danger

是吗要是地球危在旦夕

and the only way to save it was to take a shower

而唯一的拯救办法就是

in the locker room and let other guys see you naked

在更衣室里洗澡还被人看到你的裸体

Oh come on. That's never gonna happen.

得了这事没可能发生

Put your hand in the jar

快把手放进罐子里

or forever be revealed as my sidekick.

不然你就一辈子做我跟班吧

All right I will.

好吧这就放

How did you get so brave all of a sudden

你怎么一下子胆儿这么肥了

It's easy.

简单

The spider's crawling up your arm.

蜘蛛都爬到你手臂上了

Get it off Get it off

快把这货弄下来

Please Raj

快点拉杰

Please.

别愣着

My blood work shows thyroid function normal.

我的血检表明甲状腺功能正常

Cortisol levels normal.

皮质醇水平也正常

How about your follicle stimulating hormone levels

那你的垂体卵泡刺激素水平呢

Sheldon I am not going through menopause.

谢尔顿我还没到更年期

Are you sure

你确定吗

You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.

你这口气听着像个暴躁的欧巴桑

I think we need to face the cold hard truth

我觉得我们得面对一个残酷的现实

I was sexually aroused by Penny's friend Zack.

我被佩妮的朋友扎克性唤起了

Hang on. I don't know

慢着我觉得

that we've given the alien parasite hypothesis

我们还没考虑过外星人附体的可能性呢

a fair shake.

这个合理假设

Let's look at this logically.

我们还是有点逻辑吧

I have a stomach I get hungry.

我有胃所以会饿

I have genitals I have the potential for sexual arousal.

我有生殖器所以也可能会有性冲动

A cross we all must bear.

这是我们必须承受的负担

You know in difficult moments like this

每次我遭遇这种艰难时刻

I often turn to a force greater than myself.

我总是借助更强大的力量约束自己

Religion

宗教信仰吗

Star Trek.

《星际迷航》

Did you see Star Trek The Motion Picture

你看过《星舰迷航记I》吗

No. Don't. It's terrible. However...

-没有 -别看了烂得要死但是...

in it we learn that

在这部电影里我们知道

when Spock finds himself drawn off the path of logic

当史波克发现自己丧失了理性逻辑

by feelings bubbling up from his human half he suppresses them

而被他人类那部分的情绪所影响

using the Vulcan mental discipline of Kolinahr.

他就用瓦肯族科里纳心律原则压抑自己

Are you suggesting we live our lives

你的意思是我们的人生要受

guided by the philosophies found in cheap science fiction

不入流的科幻作品里的思想的影响吗

"Cheap science fiction"

不入流的科幻作品

What are you doing

你在做什么

Using Kolinar to suppress my anger at that last comment.

用科里纳规则来压抑我因为上个评论所产生的愤怒

Is it possible that your concern for me at this moment

你现在对我这么在意

is motivated by nothing more than simple jealousy

会不会就是因为嫉妒作祟

I hadn't considered that.

这我倒没想过

Give me a moment.

稍等片刻

All right I've considered it.

好了我想过了

And I reject it.

-然后呢 -驳回这一说法

You reject it because you don't feel jealousy

是因为你没感觉到嫉妒

or because you are suppressing jealousy

还是因为你压抑掉了

I think I'll eat my lunch at home.

我想我还是回家吃午餐吧

That's not your lunch Sheldon

那不是你的午餐谢尔顿

those are the cadaver brain specimens.

那些是尸体的大脑标本

As they were incorrectly sliced

就因为你切片切得不对

you can see how I could mistake them for my sashimi.

害得我都把它们当成生鱼片了

Hello. Hey.

-你好 -好啊

Isn't tomorrow your usual laundry night

你不是都明天洗衣服的吗

The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.

我常用的柔软剂超市卖光了

If this one under or over softens

如果这一款过柔或不够柔

I'll need time to make things right.

我得花时间处理

That's thinking ahead.

真会未雨绸缪

The alternative would be to think backwards.

换句话说是怎么早没想到

That's just remembering.

这下记住了

So how's Amy

艾米怎么样了

Amy's changed.

艾米变了

I might have to let her go.

也许我该放手了

Oh no. Why

哦不为什么啊

I thought she was a highly evolved creature

我以为她是个高度进化的

of pure intellect like me.

纯高智商物种就像我

But recent events indicate that

而最近的事件表明

she may be a slave to her baser urges.

她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物

Like you.

就像你

Just going to skip over that insult.

这句侮辱我就当没听到吧

What insult

什么侮辱

Yeah That's why I'm going to skip over it.

没错所以我才要假装没听到

Are you saying that Amy is...

你是说艾米她...

oh what's the scientific word...

用科学的话怎么说来着...

Forget science. She's horny.

别提科学了她就是很饥渴

Oh Okay. Wow.

好吧哎呀

It's simple biology. There's nothing I can do about it.

完全是生理上的需求我无能为力

Are you sure

你确定吗

What are you suggesting

你这是什么意思

I'm suggesting there might be something

我的意思是也许你可以对

you could do about... Amy's urges

艾米的欲望做点什么

It's illegal to spay a human being.

切除人的卵巢是犯法的

Yeah. That's not what I had in mind.

好吧我不是这意思

You mean... something I could do.

你是说我自己可以做什么

Exactly.

一点没错

Well I was hoping to avoid this.

好吧我一直想避免这么做

But I might as well get it over with.

但我想还是勉为其难一下吧

Thank you Penny.

谢谢佩妮

I'll let you know what happens.

我会告知你结果的

Oh Amy you lucky girl.

哎呀艾米你真是个幸运儿

Yes. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

Is this the Zack Johnson

请问你是扎克·强生吗

who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny

和我邻居佩妮交媾的那个

Sorry to bother you.

抱歉打扰了

Hello. I'm looking for a Zack Johnson

你好我想找扎克·强生

who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny.

曾和我邻居佩妮交媾的那位

Coitus. It means intercourse.

交媾就是性交

And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.

我有预感你就是我要找的那位扎克

This is Sheldon Cooper.

我是谢尔顿·库珀

Fine. Shelly.

好吧就是谢利

Yes that does sound like a girl's name.

对确实很像女孩名

No it doesn't bother me.

不我不觉得困扰

Yes "Smelly Shelly" does bother me.

对叫我"臭谢利"我确实很困扰

Let me tell you why I'm calling.

我告诉你我为啥打给你

I'd like to know if you'd be interested

我想知道你是否有兴趣

in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler.

跟艾米·菲拉·福勒性交

Amy Farrah Fowler.

艾米·菲拉·福勒

Yes that is a girl's name.

没错这确实是个女孩

Good grief. It's like trying to talk to a dolphin.

天哪简直就是对牛弹琴

Really

坑爹呐

This is going to decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick

这样来决定谁是英雄谁是跟班

You got a better idea

你有更好的主意

Every idea is better than this idea.

随便哪个主意都比这好

Ding

叮

Wait. What the hell is "ding" It's a bell.

-等等叮什么叮 -这是铃声

I don't think this kind of wrestling has a bell.

我可不觉得摔跤比赛是用铃的

Fine. How do you want to start

好吧你说怎么着

I say uh how about one two three go

不然我们喊一二三开始

One two three go That's for babies.

一二三开始那是小孩子用的

Okay how about uh...

好吧不然这样...

on your mark get set go

各就各位预备开始

That's for a footrace. If you want to race

那是赛跑用的你想跑吗

we have to go outside.

那还得出去跑

No it's chilly outside. Didn't bring my jacket.

不外面太冷了我没穿外套

Oh for crying out loud.

搞什么名堂

What kind of superhero needs a jacket

哪门子超级英雄还需要外套啊

What kind of superhero says "Dibs on the red tights

那你告诉我哪门子英雄会说 "那件红色紧身衣是我的"

Dibs on the red tights "

"那件红色紧身衣是我的"

All right how about this Ready wrestle.

那这样吧预备摔跤

Wait. Are we starting now Or is that what you're going to say

等等现在就开始吗还是等真的开始时

when we do start or... We're starting now

-再说这句话 -现在就开始

Don't yell at me

别冲我嚷嚷

Suppose there are worse ways to spend a Friday night.

假设还有比这更糟糕的方法耗过周五的夜晚

None come to mind.

完全想不到啊

Look at this stamp. On what authority

看看他们盖的这戳谁允许他们

are they permitted to mutilate patrons as they enter

在顾客进门时往他们手上盖印子的

I'm sure it'll wash off.

肯定洗得掉的

Little comfort tonight.

今晚总算还有点安慰

I look like a Hell's Angel.

我看着像地狱天使

There's Zack.

扎克在那

Are you sure this is what you want to do

你确定真的想这么做吗

It's not what I want to do

不是我想做

it's what I have to do.

而是不得不做

Go Amy Farrah Fowler.

去吧艾米·菲拉·福勒

Follow your endocrine system.

遵循自己内分泌系统的呼唤

Thank you Sheldon. You're a good friend.

谢谢谢尔顿你真是好朋友

Please don't drag this out.

区区小忙不足挂齿

This is never going to come off.

这玩意肯定洗不掉

Excuse me

打扰一下

Zack I am Amy Farrah Fowler. We met the other night.

扎克我是艾米·菲拉·福勒那晚见过的

I have spent my life in pursuit of pure knowledge.

我一直在追求着纯粹的知识

Until I met you my decisions were founded in logic and reason

直到遇到了你才合理理性地决定

And yet here I stand before you 130 pounds of raging estrogen

站在你面前的是130磅沸腾的雌性激素

longing to grab hold of your gluteus maximus

渴望着抱住你的臀大肌

and make Shakespeare's metaphorical

来一场莎士比亚所比喻的

beast with two backs.

禽兽一样的勾当

My gluteus what

我的臀什么

On the other hand

另一方面

as I look at the blank ape like expression on your face

看到你这一片空白傻瓜似的表情

(柯里纳:《星舰迷航》中瓦肯人去除感情的过程)

I have decided to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinar.

我又决定去培养瓦肯人"柯里纳"的习惯

Good bye Zack. Bye.

-再见扎克 -再见

Hoo.

呼~~

That should hold me for a while.

这样够我支撑一会了

I'm legally obligated to inform you

法律上我有义务提醒你

that I took a karate lesson when I was 11.

我11岁时上过空手道课程

I'd be a regular ninja by now

要是我妈安排好搭车的事

if my mom could've arranged a carpool.

我现在早就是一合格的忍者了

Oh yeah

是吗

Well I've been taking Pilates class at the rec center

我在健身中心上过普拉提课程

and my abs look like sections of a Hershey bar.

我的腹肌就跟哈希巧克力块儿一样

Oh yeah Won't matter you're going down

是吗没关系反正你输定了

No uh uh you're going down

不你才输定了

If anybody's going to go down it's going to be you.

有人输的话肯定是你

Fellas. It's been 30 minutes. Nobody's touched each other.

伙计们都30分钟了你们还没碰过对方

I'm glad you decided to reject your animal hindbrain

很高兴你决定驳回你的动物本能

and return to the realm of pure intellect.

回到纯粹智力的领域

As am I.

我也是

What are you doing

你这是干嘛

An experiment.

做个实验

Nope. Nothing. Never mind.

没没什么算了

You realize you can't win.

你知道你赢不了的吧

I prefer to think that I can't lose.

我宁愿相信我输不了

You're wrong.

你错了

It's only a matter of time

那只是时间问题

before you fall into Rat Man's rat trap.

你迟早会落入鼠魔侠的捕鼠器的

You pathetic fool

你个可悲的笨蛋

If there were a rat catcher wouldn't it catch Rat Man

有捕鼠器的话难道不会抓到鼠魔侠么

Just because I didn't express myself well

我没表达好

doesn't mean my underlying point was invalid

不代表我的观点也不对

You bloviating buffoon

你个喋喋不休的小丑

You narcissistic nincompoop

你个自恋的脑残

You crimson coward

你个红鬼懦夫

Oh Leonard wake up

莱纳德醒醒

you're missing some very excellent superhero quips.

你错过了不少超级英雄的精彩名言了

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