生活大爆炸-S11E14_生活大爆炸

S01

Space is the mirror of the soul.

宇宙是灵魂的镜子

Are we looking beyond or are we looking within

我们是瞭望远方还是照进内心呢

I'm looking at my shoes.

我是看向鞋子

This is making me a little motion sick.

我都看得有点晕乎了

When we gaze out at the immensities of space

当我们凝望着无止尽的宇宙

we understand them because there are immensities

我们能了解到这是因为我们的内心

within us as well.

也是无限大

I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali

我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

and thank you for taking a walk with me...

感谢各位与我一起

through the stars.

漫步群星之中

That pause gets longer every show.

他收尾的停顿一次比一次长

I believe...

我觉得...

you're right.

你说得没错

Hey.

你好

Can I get a picture with you

我能跟你合照一张吗

Absolutely.

没问题

And if you post it on social media

如果你要发到社交平台

I suggest the hashtag "Koothra poet."

我建议你加个话题#库萨诗里#

Thank you. The show was great.

谢谢你节目很棒

Well I can't take all the credit.

这不全是我一个人的功劳

I have pretty good co stars.

我有一群很棒的明星配角

The stars.

一群明"星"

Do you say that to everyone

你对每个人都说这套词吗

Only to beautiful women.

只对美女

And okay women.

还有还行的女孩说

Okay.

行吧

Uh just to clarify you're the first kind.

我澄清一下你是前一类人

Okay.

行吧

Thanks for coming.

谢谢你们来

What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show

两位帅哥对今晚的节目有何评价

Uh you can turn it off now.

你可以收功了

It's sweet of you to say but I don't think I can.

谢谢夸奖但我的魅力能放不能收

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十四集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180208

Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath.

看看这张哈雷在泡澡的超萌照片

Aw that's great.

拍得很赞啊

Want me to send it to you

要我发给你吗

No on your phone it's cute on my phone it's a crime.

别了在你手机是可爱在我手机上是犯罪

I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

我也有一张很萌的照片分享

What is that

那是什么

An equation.

一个方程式

Isn't it perfect

它是不是太完美了

Sometimes I just stare at it

有时候我就这么盯着它看

and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."

心想"真想不到它是我想出来的"

Well since we're sharing pictures

既然我们要分享照片

I have one to contribute.

我也可以贡献一张

Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub.

拜托别是你跟你狗一起泡澡的照片

It's not.

并不是

But don't swipe.

但别滑去看别张照片

What are we looking at here

这是什么

Well that's me and a beautiful woman

是我跟一个美女的合照

and my watch showing the time as 2 30 in the morning.

而从我的手表可以看出是半夜两点半拍的

So state's exhibit "A"

所以... 证物"A"吗

No. I met her at the planetarium a few days ago

不是啦我前几天跟她在天文台认识的

and she invited me out for a drink.

她后来邀请我出去喝一杯

Oh good for you. H Hey

那恭喜你啊

w what's the Hindi word for "Dog"

印地语的"狗"怎么说

Kutta. You kutta.

-库塔 -你这只贱库塔

Bow bow.

咆咆

That's Hindi for woof woof.

这是印地语的汪汪

I am seeing her again tonight.

我今晚跟她又有约

You know I also have a date tonight.

我今晚也有约呢

But don't worry it's not another woman.

但别担心不是跟别的女人

It's string theory.

是跟弦理论有约

Bow bow.

咆咆

Sorry he's a kutta you're not.

抱歉但人家才是色库塔你不算

Hi. Hello.

-回来了 -回来啦

What you doing

你在干嘛

Oh taking another picture with my baby.

跟我的宝宝合照

Look how big he got.

你看它长多大了

It's fun to see you this excited.

看到你这么兴奋挺有意思的

Aw thank you that's so...

谢谢啦你人...

Don't sit there What what

-不许坐这里 -啥怎么了

I uh sorry.

抱歉啦

I It's part of my organization system.

这是我组织系统的一部分

That's that's where those papers go.

那里是我放论文的地方

Okay. Um how about if I just...

好吧那不如我...

slide this notebook...

把这笔记本推过去...

You know what it's fine.

行吧没关系

I'll just be in the bedroom.

我去卧室里待着

No no. Uh this is your apartment too.

不用别这里也是你的公寓

Uh look I'll I'll stop for the night

我今晚收工吧

and clean this up.

然后把这里收拾了

Well that's very considerate Sheldon.

你真是太贴心了谢尔顿

I know.

我知道

See I'm trying this new technique

其实我是在尝试一个新招式

where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position.

就是我换位思考做到感同身受

Y You mean empathy

你是指同理心吗

Oh I thought I came up with it.

我还以为这是我发明的新方法呢

Well regardless I I appreciate the effort.

无论如何我还是谢谢你做出的努力

Thank you.

谢谢

It's really hard.

真的很难呢

Morning.

早安

Good morning.

早安啊

Aw you didn't have to cook me breakfast.

你其实不用为我做早餐

Well I wasn't sure how I did last night

我不确定我昨晚的表现如何

and I wanted to finish strong.

我想确定有个强劲的收尾

You don't need to worry.

你不用担心啦

Last night was great.

昨晚很赞了

Ah well you say that now

虽然你现在这么说

but wait until you taste this.

但等你吃过一口之后再发表意见

Oh my God this is amazing.

我的天太好吃了吧

Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car.

所以我在后车厢里都有备一个煎蛋锅

Well thank you it's delicious.

谢谢啦很好吃

My husband never cooked for me.

我老公从来不做饭给我吃

Oh uh y you were married.

你结过婚了吗

Yeah. Well technically I guess I still am.

是啊严格上来说我还已婚

Is that "technically "

你的"严格上来说"

like the paperwork hasn't gone through

是指离婚文件还没正式生效

or "technically "

还是"严格上来说"

like he's in the closet watching us right now

他现在正在衣柜里看着我们俩

No no we're separated.

没有啦我们已经分居了

Do you mind if we talk about something else

我们能聊一点别的吗

Of course.

当然啦

Uh you know my secret to making great omelets is that

告诉你我的煎蛋卷能这么好吃的秘诀

I beat the egg whites separately.

是我蛋黄跟蛋白是分开打散的

Speaking of which how long have you been separated

说到这个你们分开多久了

About two weeks.

大概两周吧

That is not a lot of weeks.

这周数不太多啊

In fact that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks."

其实这刚刚过了双数周数的门槛啊

Doesn't matter.

无所谓啊

He moved out I moved on.

他已搬走我向前走

Oh. Good.

很好

Yeah do you mind me asking what he does for a living

你介意我问一下他是干哪一行的吗

He's a firefighter.

他是消防员

Oh. Interesting.

有意思

A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax.

一个有可能妒火中烧还能随手拿到斧子的男人

It's it's okay though.

不过没事的啦

He's almost had two weeks to cool down.

他可是有将近整整两周时间冷静呢

Okay the next drug is Romatrol.

好的下一款药是罗马唑

Oh I know this one.

这款我会

We're actually pushing it really hard.

我其实很努力在推销这款药呢

It treats mild dermatitis.

它能治疗轻微皮肤炎

Uh correct. And who can it be prescribed to

正确这款药能开给哪些人群呢

Adults and children who have absolutely for sure

成人以及百分百确定

stopped growing.

已经停止生长的孩子

Right again.

再次正确

And what are the side effects

有哪些副作用呢

Oh shoot shoot.

靠靠

Mm remember the mnemonic.

想一下助记词

Ah GRAVY yes. G R A V Y.

肉汁G R A V Y

Okay gastric distress redness

胃部不适红肿

anal leakage vasculitis and...

肛漏血管炎还有...

yellow eyes.

黄眼

Oh uh so close.

很接近了

It's actually yellow discharge. Oh right.

-是黄带[白带发黄] -对哦

That's why we went with "Gravy."

所以我们用"肉汁"这个词

He knows he doesn't live here anymore right

他知道自己现在不住在这里了对吧

Maybe he's experiencing memory loss because he took...

可能他失忆了因为他吃了...

Flaxitrite. Yeah.

-弗拉西崔 -正解

Thank you. Uh Sheldon what are you doing

-谢啦 -谢尔顿你来干嘛

Oh I was just checking in on my old room

我就过来看一下我的旧房间

to see what you've done with it.

看看你们怎么处置它

Why

怎么了

Well I could use a place to work in the evenings and...

我晚上需要一个地方工作而且...

No. Well it's just that

-不 -因为

there's not a lot of space in our apartment... No.

-我们公寓没有多余的地方 -不

Well and I feel like Amy's been having...

我觉得艾米一直有...

No.

不

And since you're not...

反正你们也不...

No.

不

It's...

就...

No.

不

No.

不

That is our room now

现在那是我们的房间

and we're gonna turn it into a gym.

而且我们要把它变成健身房

Do you really expect me to believe that

你们真的以为我会信这种鬼话吗

No. No.

-不 -不

So I guess what's bugging me

所以现在让我困扰的是

is that they only broke up 13 days ago

他们13天前才分手

and now I'm dating her.

现在我却在跟她交往

So am I like the good guy in my movie

那我是我这部电影里的好人

or the bad guy in their movie

还是他们电影里的坏人呢

Pretty sure you're the weird friend in our movie.

我能肯定的是你是我们电影里的怪友人

I like her okay

我喜欢她好吗

I just I I don't know how I feel about

我只是...不知道该如何看待自己

being the third wheel in a relationship.

在一段感情里充当电灯泡的角色

Says the guy in my bed with my wife.

跟我老婆躺在一张床上的某人如是说

Guys I mean he's around okay

我的意思是她老公还没走远呢

He's apparently not happy about the breakup

他很显然对分手耿耿于怀

and based on the sweatpants he left at her place

而且从他留在她家的运动裤可以判断出

he's like a medium to large man.

这家伙至少是个中等个子或彪形大汉

Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants

或许那是他的"假日发福后"专用裤

like you have.

你也有啊

I don't know.

我也不知道了

I mean do you think it's too soon for her to be dating

你们觉得她是不是太快开始约会了

If you and Bernadette broke up

如果你和伯纳黛特分手了

like how long would you wait

你会等多久才开始约会

Oh well I don't even want to think...

我都不想去想这种问题

Eight days.

八天

What

什么

Two days to cry. Six days to hit the gym.

在家哭两天健身房恢复身材六天

First of all you already look amazing.

首先你身材已经很棒了

Aw that's sweet.

嘴真甜

I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying.

那我再多为他哭一天吧

The answer is still no.

不就是不

You can say we wouldn't know you're here but we'd know.

你可以说我们不会察觉到你在但我们能察觉

Because you'd be here

因为你的确在这里啊

So who was that

是谁的电话呀

I can't believe you hung up on me

真不敢相信你居然挂我电话

What the hell

什么鬼

What are you doing here

你在我们家干嘛

I am proving you wrong.

我是来证明你是错的

I've been working back there for hours.

我已经在里面工作好几个小时了

You had no idea.

你们根本没察觉

Do something.

帮帮忙

What the hell What are you doing here

什么鬼你在我们家干嘛

I I am trying to respect Amy.

我在试着尊重艾米

Okay look you have an office at work.

好吧你在学校有自己的办公室

Why don't you go there

你怎么不去那办公

I can't go to the office every time I have a brilliant thought.

我不能每次一有灵感就冲去学校办公室啊

I'd basically be living there.

那我岂不是相当于住那儿了

Sounds good do that.

听起来不错去吧

No. No the campus isn't safe at night.

不行校园晚上不安全

There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around

那里不但有浣熊还有大学生到处走

like they own the place.

好像那是他们的地盘一样

Look.

听着

I need somewhere to work in the evenings.

我需要一个可以晚上工作的地方

You have a space you aren't using.

而你们正好有不用的房间

Just take a look at my proposal.

看一眼我的提议

What is this

这是什么

A rental agreement.

租赁协议

I will only use the room for work.

这间房间我仅用于办公

I I won't sleep here I won't eat your food

我不会睡这里我不会吃你们的食物

I won't even use your bathroom.

我甚至不会用你们的洗手间

So you can just walk in any time of the day or night

你从此就能无论白天黑夜想来就来吗

Well he does that now.

他现在不就这样吗

At least this way we'll get paid.

至少签了协议我们还有钱拿

I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali

我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

and thank you for taking a walk with me...

感谢各位与我一起

...through the stars.

...漫步群星之中

I I think that one was too long.

我觉得刚才那停顿太长了

Yeah you're right. I totally felt it.

你说得对我也感觉到了

Should we uh run it again

我们要不再来一遍

Please God no.

天啊不要了吧

Can I help you

需要帮忙吗

Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali

你们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里

Really You're not sure

不是吧你看不出来

which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali

我们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里吗

I am. I was just trying not to be racist.

看出来了我只是不想弄得像种族歧视

I'm Nell's husband.

我是妮尔的老公

h here's the thing I didn't know

是这样的我真不知道

that she was married until after...

她已经结婚了是事后...

After what

什么事之后

I'm...

我

I'm really sorry.

真的非常对不起

Well that doesn't make me feel better.

道歉并不会让我好过点

Wh What would make you feel better

那做什么能让你好过点

I want you to stop seeing my wife.

我要你不再和我老婆来往

Done. Nice to meet you. Bye.

没问题很高兴认识你再见

What am I gonna do

我该怎么办

Hey buddy do do you want to talk

大兄弟你想聊聊吗

I thought we were gonna start a family.

我本以为我们会结婚生子

Next thing I know it's over.

没想到措不及防感情玩完

It's gonna be okay.

一切都会好的

How is it gonna be okay

怎么可能会好

You're sleeping with my wife.

你睡了我老婆

I mean besides that.

我是说除了这事之外

Can I get you anything

你需要点什么吗

A glass of water

来杯水

A laser show

还是来场激光秀

No thank you. Oh good.

-不必谢了 -太好了

'Cause I don't I don't even know how to turn it on.

因为我根本不知道开关在哪

I'm sorry.

抱歉

I shouldn't have come here.

我不该来这里

I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with.

可能我只是想看看取代我的人是谁

Don't say that.

别这么说

What you two had was special.

你们俩的感情很特别

No one can replace you.

谁也取代不了你

Did she say that

这话是她说的吗

No.

不是

I should go right

我该走了对吧

Stay.

别走

Okay I'll call you later.

好的晚点联系

Look if it makes you feel any better

听着如果这么说能让你好过点

I barely know her.

我跟她一点都不熟

And she had sex with you

不熟她还跟你睡吗

Nell tells me you're a fireman.

妮尔说你是名消防员

What's that like

都做些什么呀

Okay I I I'm really uncomfortable

好吧知道他在里面房间

with him back in that room.

我真的很不舒服

Why He hasn't made a peep all day.

为什么他一天都没出来了

Y Y You don't get it.

你不懂

All the years that we lived together

我跟谢尔顿住了那么多年

he drove me crazy the whole time.

他总是能把我弄疯

And now he's not.

而现在却乖乖的

Exactly.

对啊

D Don't look at me like that.

别用那种眼神看着我

It it it means he did it on purpose.

这代表他以前是故意的

It was a choice.

那是他的选择

That That's like finding out Godzilla could've had Arby's

就像发现哥斯拉本来可以攻击阿比三明治店

instead of Tokyo.

却去了东京一样

I don't think they have Arby's in Japan.

我想日本应该没有阿比三明治店

Not my point.

这不是重点

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'm sorry. Am I being too loud

抱歉我是不是太大声了

No you're being perfect and you know it.

不是你表现得很完美你心知肚明

Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant

你希望我当一个不那么贴心的租客吗

No. Yes. What...

不是是的什...

Stop messing with me

别再扰乱我了

Hey I was wrong.

我错了

There's an Arby's in Okinawa.

冲绳真的有一家阿比三明治店

He was best friends with her older brother

他以前跟她哥哥是死党

but he didn't even notice her.

但他当时根本没注意到她

And then years afterward

几年后

they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV.

他们在车管所偶遇了对方

Two hours later they were in love.

两小时后他们就坠入爱河了

You can really see the sparkle in his license photo.

你都能从他驾驶证照片中看到眼里爱的火花

He told you all this at the planetarium

这些都是他在天文馆跟你说的吗

No no we went to House of Pies.

不不我们去馅饼屋了

He got banana cream. I got coconut.

他点了香蕉奶油我点了椰子口味

We did halfsies.

我们分着吃

You did pie halfsies with another man

你跟另一个男人分吃一块馅饼吗

You mean other than you

你是指除你以外的男人吗

Yeah.

是啊

I feel bad for him Bernie.

我很同情他妮妮

He's a he's a good guy.

他是个好人

Well if you're uncomfortable with it

如果你觉得不舒服

maybe stop sleeping with his wife.

也许就别再跟他老婆上床了

I don't think the sex is the problem.

我觉得性不是问题所在

I know for a fact I was just okay.

我很肯定相比起来我表现一般

For the record I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies.

声明一下是我先带你去吃馅饼屋的

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Oh Leonard.

是莱纳德啊

Sorry I just I had to get out of there.

抱歉我必须离开那里

What did he do now

他又做了什么

Nothing. He's being a dream.

啥都没做他简直是天使

Don't give me that look.

别那样看着我

That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.

佩妮就是用那种眼神看我我没疯

Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look

佩妮和我都露出"你疯了"的眼神吗

That's kind of sweet.

心有灵犀呀

I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon

我懂得如何对付真实的谢尔顿

but Sheldon being a a rational thoughtful person

但表现得理智又体贴的谢尔顿

I'm clueless. I It's like

我都懵了

when my mom called last year to sing happy birthday

就像去年我妈打给我唱生日歌给我听

and I I just threw up.

我直接吐了

Well if it gets to be too much

如果太难以忍受

you can always send him back over here.

你随时可以把他赶回来这里

I made a deal with him

我和他说好了

and besides that wouldn't be fair to you.

再说那样对你不公平

Well actually I miss him.

实际上我挺想他的

He's been over there a lot.

他最近都泡在那边

Well great. Tell him he can come back.

太好了那告诉他他可以回来了

I can't. He's thinking of me and my feelings

不行他在为我和我的感受着想

and trying to be respectful.

他想尊重我

That's what he's doing to me too the jerk

他也是那样对我的那混蛋

Stop that.

别再露出那眼神了

Hey your mad look and Sheldon's constipated look are the same.

你生气的表情和谢尔顿便秘的表情是一样的

This is nice.

这感觉真好

It is.

是的

She used to kiss me like that.

她以前也是这样吻我的

You okay

你还好吧

Yeah. Yeah I'm sorry.

没事抱歉

Yeah.

没事

Oh God I'm so alone.

老天我好孤单啊

Sorry I can't do this.

抱歉我没办法

What's going on

怎么了

I met Oliver the other day.

我前几天遇到奥利弗了

Wait you tracked down my husband

等等你去找我老公了吗

No that would be weird.

不是那多奇怪啊

He tracked me down then we spent the evening together.

是他来找我然后我们共度了一晚

I don't believe this.

真难以置信

He he only did it because he cares about you.

他那样做都是因为他在乎你

No he did it because he's possessive and jealous.

不是因为他占有欲强又爱吃醋

Really I didn't get that at all.

真的吗我完全没看出来

He made me feel very comfortable.

他让我感到很舒服自在

Well I'm glad you two hit it off.

你俩"基"出火花我倍感欣慰啊

You know I don't think that you're being very fair to him.

其实我觉得你对他不公平

You're taking his side

你站他那边吗

No but I should point out that

没有但我要指出

he did offer to go to counseling so at least one of you is trying.

他提议过做婚姻咨询所以至少他在努力挽回

You're crazier than he is.

你比他还神经病

I'll tell you what just give him one more chance

这样吧你再给他一次机会

and if it doesn't work out

如果还是不成功

I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you.

我很乐意继续和你打炮

You would

你很乐意是吧

Either way you've got yourself a fella.

不管哪种结果你都会有男人

Like how nice is that

这多棒啊

Hey Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Hello.

你好

So your contract provides for a three day trial period

你的合同规定有三天试用期

and I don't think this is working out.

我觉得这还是行不通

So to put it in legal terms

所以用法律术语来说

the party of the first part would like

就是合同甲方

the party of the second part to get out.

希望合同乙方滚蛋

What time does the trial period end

试用期几点结束

12 00 noon.

中午12点

Yeah what does it say after that

那后面还写了啥

Eastern Standard Time.

东部标准时间

剧中主角所在的西部比东部慢三小时

That was three hours ago.

那是3小时前的事了

And uh since you didn't exercise your right to revoke

既然你没有行使废除合约的权利

I exercised my right to extend

我就行使我的权利来延长合约

triggering this long form rental agreement...

这份超详细的租赁合同现在生效

...of which you're already in violation.

而你已经违反了上面的条约

This is just a a bunch of paper.

这不过是一堆纸张

You can't enforce this.

你无法强制执行

Hire a lawyer. Let's find out.

请个律师我们见分晓

This is not happening.

这不是真的

Be that as it may

即便是这样

page nine says that you have to provide me

第九页写着你得为我提供

with lemon flavored sparkling waters so... chop chop.

柠檬味的气泡水所以赶紧的

Hey how'd it go

进行得如何

Well apparently he's not leaving

显然他不会走了

and I have to go get him sparkling water.

而我得给他弄气泡水来

Why are you smiling

你为什么在笑

I don't know. It just feels right.

我也不知道感觉对了

...through the stars.

漫步群星之中

Hey buddy.

你好啊兄弟

I talked to Nell.

我和妮尔谈过了

She was pretty upset after you left.

你走了之后她不开心

Yeah I'm sorry. No. No no no.

-我很抱歉 -不不不

She told me that you said something so creepy

她说你说了一些很诡异变态的话

that I seemed great in comparison.

相比之下我显得很棒

I know exactly what it was.

我知道是哪句话

I... no actually

不其实

there was a couple of things it could've been.

有几句都有可能

Whichever one it was it was creepy.

无论是哪句都很诡异变态

Anyway uh I went over to comfort her

总之我去安慰了她

and we talked and I think we're gonna give it another chance.

我们谈了一下貌似我们会再给彼此一次机会

I'm so happy for you

我真为你高兴

We should celebrate.

我们应该庆祝一下

House of Pies

去馅饼屋吗

You know it.

那还用说吗

Should we invite Nell

要叫上妮尔吗

Do we have to

有必要吗

Nah.

算了吧

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