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Hey
want
to
spend
some
time
这周末你想不想
playing
the
new
Star
Wars
game
this
weekend
一起玩星球大战的新游戏
Oh
I
don't
know.
我说不准
I
kind
of
promised
myself
I'd
get
off
the
computer
我答应过自己要远离电脑
be
more
physically
active.
Get
some
exercise...
多点锻炼身体 多做些运动...
You're
about
to
walk
up
three
flights
of
stairs.
你马上要爬三层楼梯了
Good
point
I'm
in.
说得好 算我一个
You
know
what
would
be
great
我有个更好的主意
Let's
do
it
like
the
old
days.
咱们像以前那样玩一把
You
mean
are
you
talking
gaming
marathon
你是说游戏马拉松吗
Yeah.
Start
Saturday
morning
没错 从周六早上开始
go
48
hours
连玩四十八个小时
sleeping
bags
junk
food...
带上睡袋 垃圾食品
Turn
off
our
phones
so
our
moms
can't
call.
关掉手机 避免老妈骚扰
It
would
be
like
our
World
Of
Warcraft
a
few
years
ago
就像几年前咱们玩魔兽世界那样
when
the
neighbors
called
the
cops
on
us.
最后邻居都报警了
They
called
the
cops
because
of
the
smell.
他们打电话报警是因为受不了恶臭
They
thought
we
were
dead.
人家还以为咱们死翘翘了呢
We
were
badass
back
in
the
day.
那时的我们真是坏小子呀
All
right
let's
do
it.
好吧 就这么定了
《星球大战:旧共和国》游戏背景设定在共和国军对抗帝国军的奥德兰内战时期
48
hours
of
Star
Wars
gaming.
星球大战 四十八小时不停战
在电影中奥德兰星球被帝国的超级兵器死星炸成碎片
It's
on
like
Alderaan.
开战吧 就像在奥德兰战区那样
Hey
Sheldon
clear
your
weekend.
谢尔顿 取消你周末的行程
Starting
Saturday
morning
Star
Wars
marathon.
星球大战马拉松 周六上午正式开始
Movies
or
video
games
是看电影还是打电动
No
board
game
不 是桌游吗
Or
trading
card
games
还是集换式卡牌游戏
Or
Lego's
Or
dress
up
或是乐高 或是角色扮演
Or
comic
books
又或是看漫画书
Or
dramatic
readings
of
Novelizations
难道是绘声绘色地朗读电影小说吗
Yes
to
all
我都参加
We
are
going
to
play
the
online
game.
我们准备玩网游
The
online
game
网游
Bully
更妙
Gentlemen
as
much
as
I'm
sure
Sheldon
would
enjoy
先生们 虽然谢尔顿肯定非常喜欢
playing
intergalactic
make
believe
跟你们一起玩星际间的虚拟游戏
he
and
I
have
other
plans.
但我们俩已经另有安排了
We
are
attending
my
Aunt
Flora's
93rd
birthday
party.
我们要去参加弗罗拉姨妈的九十三岁生日派对
Just
tell
her
I
can't
come.
你就跟她说我有事去不了了嘛
She'll
be
disappointed
if
we
don't
show
up.
如果我们不去 她会很失望的
She's
93.
她都九十三岁了
She
won't
be
disappointed
for
very
long.
也失望不了几年了
No
hang
on.
I
followed
all
the
protocols
不 你等会 我可是遵守了
set
forth
by
you
in
the
relationship
agreement.
恋爱协议里你制定的所有规定
I
made
a
written
record
request
72
hours
in
advance.
我提前七十二个小时提交了书面申请
I
checked
the
tire
pressure
on
the
car.
我检查了车的胎压
I
even
contacted
the
Centers
For
Disease
Control
to
find
out
我甚至还联系了疾病控制中心 问他们
what
shots
they
recommend
for
travel
to
Orange
County.
去橘子郡旅游要打什么疫苗
FYI
it's
none.
顺便说一声 什么疫苗都不用打
Amy
the
relationship
agreement
was
not
designed
艾米 恋爱协议制订的初衷可不是为了
for
either
one
of
us
to
get
our
way.
给咱俩任何一方行方便
You
use
it
to
get
your
way.
你就拿它来给自己行方便了呀
I
use
it
to
get
the
right
way.
我是拿它来做该做的事
The
fact
that
the
right
way
is
also
my
way
事实证明 该做的事就是给我自己行方便
is
a
happy
coincidence.
这真是个美妙的巧合
You
gave
me
your
word.
你都答应我了
You're
coming
with
me.
你就要跟我去
We'll
miss
you
Sheldon.
我们会想你的 谢尔顿
Yeah
well
好吧
who
wants
to
spend
the
whole
weekend
谁会想把整个周末浪费
running
around
a
bunch
of
pretend
planets
在一堆假想星球上跑来跑去
battling
made
up
monsters.
跟不存在的怪兽打来打去呀
That's
for
babies.
小孩才这样呢
Yeah
but
it's
got
lightsabers.
话是没错 可这游戏有光剑呢
Yeah
please
Amy
It's
got
lightsabers
求求你了 艾米 这个游戏有光剑呢
By
aBu
201705
生活大爆炸 第五季 第十九集
Hello
Stewart.
你好 斯图尔特
Hey
Sheldon.
你好 谢尔顿
Help
you
with
anything
有什么需要帮忙的吗
Yes
I'm
attending
a
party
this
weekend
有 我这周末要去参加一个
for
a
93
year
old
woman.
九十三岁老太太的生日派对
Can
you
recommend
a
gift
你能推荐份礼物吗
Uh
I
don't
know.
我也不知道
Could
put
a
tennis
ball
on
the
end
of
Excalibur.
在亚瑟王神剑的末端弄个网球
Make
a
pretty
badass
cane.
一根酷到爆的拐杖就诞生了
Do
you
supply
the
tennis
ball
No.
-那你这卖网球吗 -不卖
Then
no.
那算了
What
else
还有什么
Oh
have
this
collectors
edition
batman
utility
belt.
珍藏版的蝙蝠侠多功能腰带
Maybe
she
can
use
it
as
a
wearable
pill
caddy.
也许她可以把这个系在身上当药罐
Well
she'd
just
look
silly
wearing
that
她要是不穿一整套的话
without
the
rest
of
the
costume.
光系腰带会显得很傻
I'm
sorry
Sheldon
that's
it.
That's
all
I
got.
抱歉 谢尔顿 没了 我江郎才尽了
Oh
it's
not
your
fault.
这不是你的错
I've
been
to
the
model
train
store.
我已经去过模型火车店
I've
been
to
Radio
Shack.
无线电商店
This
woman
is
impossible
to
shop
for.
这老太太的礼物可真难买
I'd
make
fun
of
Sheldon
for
having
girl
problems
要不是谢尔顿搞得到女人太让我震惊
if
I
wasn't
in
shock
that
Sheldon
has
girl
problems.
我早就开始取笑他连女人都搞不定了
No
Leonard
go
ahead
and
mock.
没事 莱纳德 你尽管取笑我吧
Like
my
daddy
always
said
就像我父亲常说的
"Shelly
women
aren't
anything
but
flippin'
pains
in
the
bottom."
"谢利 唯女子与小人难养也"
That's
what
your
father
used
to
say
你父亲是这么说话的吗
Well
I
took
out
the
bad
words
and
the
yeehaw
我自动把脏话和语助词去掉
but
you
get
the
gist.
但大意不变
Look
if
you
don't
want
to
go
to
the
party
just
don't
go.
如果你不想去参加派对的话 就别去
You're
a
grown
man.
你是个成年人
Act
like
one.
就得有成年人的样子
Tell
Amy
you
want
to
spend
the
weekend
having
a
sleepover
跟艾米说 你想这周末不回家
and
playing
video
games
with
your
friends.
跟你的朋友们一起玩游戏
Maybe
she'll
dig
it.
没准她还会喜欢你这样呢
Women
like
a
firm
hand
on
the
tiller.
女人就喜欢立场坚定的男人[直译为坚定的掌舵手]
I
can
never
find
the
tiller.
我连舵[阴蒂]在哪都找不到
I
got
a
book
it
didn't
help.
我还有本教学书呢 还是于事无补
Yeah
I
always
thought
if
I
were
ever
enslaved
是啊 我以前总是想如果朝一日我沦为奴隶
it
would
be
by
an
advanced
species
from
another
planet
那肯定是被另一个星球的高级物种奴役
not
some
hotsy
totsy
from
Glendale.
而不是某个来自格兰岱尔市的小妞
Now
I
downloaded
an
app
that
我下载了一个应用程序
might
be
helpful
in
this
situation.
没准对现在的情况会有帮助哦
You're
right.
你说得没错
I'm
smart
as
a
whip.
我这么聪明
whip一词多义 有鞭子和聪明的意思
I
should
be
able
to
figure
this
out.
肯定能找到解决办法的
Hey
listen
I
kind
of
made
plans
话说我这周末
because
we're
in
this
relationship
beta
test
我们正处在恋爱测试阶段
if
I
should
have
asked
you
first.
我是不是应该先问问你的意见
Then
I
thought
if
I
did
check
with
you
first
接着我又想 如果我真的先问你
then
you'd
think
that
I
was
taking
things
to
seriously.
你又可能觉得我对这段感情太认真了
And
then
en
I
got
a
nosebleed.
再后来 我就流鼻血了
You
don't
have
to
check
with
me.
你不用事事都先问我
Do
whatever
you
want.
你想干什么就干什么
I
guess
I
was
hoping
for
a
different
reaction
but
okay.
这不是我期待的反应 不过没关系
Really
what
were
you
hoping
for
是吗 那你期待的是什么反应
I
don't
know
我也不知道
maybe
that
you'd
be
a
little
upset
或许你会小小地生气一下
and
then
you'd
realize
that
然后意识到
I'm
a
stallion
that
has
to
run
free.
我是一匹向往自由的骏马
And
that
would
turn
you
on
a
little.
这点会让你小小地性奋一下
Okay
I'm
an
actress.
Ask
me
again.
行 我是个演员 再问我一遍
Do
you
mind
if
I
spend
the
weekend
你介意我这个周末
playing
video
games
with
the
guys
跟他们几个玩网游吗
Wha...
the
entire
weekend
什么 整个周末
You
mean
I
wouldn't
see
you
at
all
那我岂不是见不到你了
But
I
j...
可我...
No
no...
算了
I
knew
what
I
was
getting
into.
当初爱上你时我就知道了
You
can't
put
a
saddle
on
Leonard
Hofstadter.
莱纳德这匹骏马是拴不住的
Oh
my
is
it
getting
hot
in
here
哎哟 屋子里好像变热了
源于西班牙语 用于调情
Ay
papi.
是么 宝贝
Ay
papi
是么 宝贝
What
is
that
这是什么呀
An
acting
choice.
演技大发挥
So
you
chose
that
when
you
become
turned
on
这么说每次你性奋的时候
墨西哥动画片《飞毛腿冈萨雷斯》
you
turn
into
Speedy
Gonzalez
你就会变成飞毛鼠咯
Choo
got
a
problem
with
that
papi
你有意见吗 宝贝
Penny
Penny
Penny
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮
Sorry
Stallion.
不好意思 骏马
Your
weird
friend
Giraffe
is
here.
你的长颈鹿疯友来了
Hello
Penny
你好 佩妮
I
just
stopped
by
to
bring
you
this
gift.
我是过来送你礼物的
Gummy
bears
Thank
you.
小熊软糖 谢谢
Now
that
you're
in
my
debt...
拿人家的手软 吃人家的嘴短
...please
manipulate
Amy
into
releasing
me
麻烦你在艾米耳边吹吹风
from
my
commitment
to
attend
her
aunt's
tedious
birthday
party.
别让我去参加她姨妈的无聊生日派对
Not
a
chance.
不可能
All
right.
好吧
I
thought
the
candy
might
not
be
enough
我早料到软糖可能使不动你
so
let
me
up
the
ante.
那我提高价码吧
These
are
Cooper
Coupons.
这有几张库珀礼券
These
are
for
various
things
I
can
do
for
you.
可以让我为你做各种事
Um
oh
this
one
比如这张
is
for
one
free
grammar
check.
可提供一次免费的语法检查
You
could
use
it
for
emails
letters
我可以帮你检查电邮 信件
tattoos
what
have
you.
纹身等等 诸如此类的东西
Oh
this
is
fun
one
这张可有趣了
This
is
an
afternoon
with
me
at
the
California
Science
Center
用这张可以跟我在加州科学中心共度下午
where
I
point
out
their
mistakes.
我会现场指出他们的错误
Keep
an
eye
on
those
expiration
dates
注意一下使用期限
I've
been
burned
more
than
once.
我就被骗过不止一次
All
right
sweetie
I'm
not
going
to
get
involved
够了 亲爱的 我绝对不会
in
your
relationship.
干预你们的恋情
Oh
come
on.
It's
just
a
simple
favor.
拜托 不就是帮个忙嘛
Now
when's
the
last
time
I
asked
you
我上一次叫你帮我做事
to
do
something
for
me
是什么时候
Yesterday.
You
made
me
look
in
your
ear
昨天 你要我帮你看看
to
see
if
there
was
a
ladybug
in
it.
你耳朵里是不是有瓢虫
When
is
the
last
time
I
asked
you
to
do
something
我上一次叫你帮我做非紧急医疗的事
that
wasn't
a
medical
emergency
是什么时候
Yesterday.
You
made
me
look
in
your
ear
昨天 你要我帮你看看
to
see
if
there
was
a
ladybug
in
it.
你耳朵里是不是有瓢虫
All
right
then
I
have
no
choice
好吧 我别无选择
but
to
go
on
to
plan
B.
只有执行B计划了
What's
that
什么B计划
I'm
going
to
run
around
outside
我准备湿着头
with
a
wet
head
and
try
to
catch
a
cold.
去外面跑一圈 看看能不能感冒
Good
morning.
早上好
Hello.
早上好
I
think
you're
really
going
to
enjoy
yourself
today.
我觉得你今天会玩得很开心的
Not
only
do
you
get
to
meet
my
relatives
你不但能见到我的亲戚
but
since
my
aunt's
nursing
home
is
catering
the
party
而且因为我姨妈的派对是疗养院承办的
all
of
the
food
is
incredibly
soft.
所以所有的食品都软绵绵的
It's
like
a
vacation
for
your
teeth.
就像给你的牙齿放假一样
All
right.
好的
You
sure
you're
okay
with
this
你确定你想去吗
Yes.
确定
I
decided
to
find
a
way
我决定找一个
that
I
could
have
this
experience
and
enjoy
it.
即能出席派对又能玩得开心的方法
Thank
you.
That
means
a
lot
to
me.
谢谢 这对我来说意义重大
Oh
don't
thank
me.
不用谢我
Thank
wireless
technology.
要谢就谢无线技术
I
realized
I
can
go
to
your
aunt's
awful
party
我发现即使出席你姨妈的无聊派对
and
still
spend
the
whole
day
gaming
with
my
friends.
也一样能跟朋友们玩网游一整天
Sheldon
my
relatives
are
going
to
want
to
talk
to
you
谢尔顿 我的亲戚都想跟你聊聊
and
you're
going
to
be
sitting
there
playing
a
game
而你却打算坐在一旁玩游戏吗
Isn't
that
a
little
rude
这未免太无礼了吧
Oh
I
got
that
covered.
你放心 我有办法
Headset.
耳麦
I
won't
hear
a
word
the
old
geezers
are
saying.
那些老家伙在说什么 我一个字都听不到
You
know
if
playing
that
game
is
more
important
to
you
既然你觉得玩游戏比
than
honoring
your
commitment
to
me
履行你对我的承诺还重要
and
you
don't
mind
me
showing
up
at
a
party
all
by
myself
你也不介意我告诉大家我要带男友出席
after
I've
already
told
everybody
I'll
be
bringing
somebody
结果却孤家寡人现身在派对上的话
then
fine.
那我没话说
Go
home
and
play
your
game.
你回家去玩游戏吧
Thanks.
谢谢
Ooh
listen
对了
I
wouldn't
mind
a
piece
of
birthday
cake
我不介意你带一块生日蛋糕给我
provided
the
old
gal's
candle
blow
is
clean
and
dry.
前提是老家伙吹蜡烛时口水没飙出来
Here
you
go.
东西齐了
I've
got
everything
we'll
need
for
the
big
game
我买了游戏期间我们需要的所有东西
low
fat
turkey
jerky...
低脂火鸡肉干
low
carb
beer...
低碳水化合物啤酒
100
calorie
snack
pack...
只有一百卡路里的零食
缺乏Y染色体可能导致发育为娘娘腔
男性染色体为XY 女人染性体为XX
You
pick
up
a
Y
chromosome
while
you
were
there
你买东西的时候 有顺便买条Y染色体吗
You
might
be
short
one.
你也可能是没有Y染色体吧
Hey
I
plan
on
leveling
up
in
the
game
我是要在游戏里升级
not
my
swimsuit
size
thank
you
very
much.
不是要升级我的泳衣尺码 真谢谢你了
Gentlemen
the
game
offers
us
a
choice
先生们 游戏给我们提供了选择
between
playing
for
the
Republic
and
the
light
side
是选正义使者银河共和国呢
or
the
Sith
Empire
and
the
dark
side.
还是选大反派西斯帝国呢
Well
we're
always
the
good
guys.
我们向来选做正义使者
In
D&D
we're
lawful
good
在《龙与地下城》 咱是善良守法
in
City
Of
Heroes
we're
the
heroes
在《英雄之城》里 我们是英雄
and
Grand
Theft
Auto
在《侠盗猎车手》
we
pay
the
prostitutes
promptly
我们完事后立马付钱给妓女
and
never
hit
them
with
a
bat.
还从不用球棒打她们
Those
women
are
prostitutes
是妓女啊
You
said
they
were
raising
money
for
stem
cell
research.
你说她们是在为干细胞研究募资
Hey
guys
I
got
a
surprise.
伙计们 我有惊喜要给大家哦
Hm
if
it's
yogurt
that
helps
ladies
poop
如果是帮助女性肠胃运动的酸奶
I
think
Raj
beat
you
to
it.
我觉得拉杰已经捷足先登了
No.
Bernadette's
going
to
be
playing
with
us.
不是 伯纳黛特要跟我们一起玩
So
that's
pretty
cool
huh
Right
Sure
it
is
yeah.
很不错吧 对吧 那是当然
What
you
invited
your
girlfriend
什么 你邀请了你的女友
This
is
supposed
to
be
our
weekend
这可是我们的男生周末
I
had
no
choice.
Last
night
she
said
我也没办法 昨晚她说
"Why
don't
we
go
out
for
brunch
tomorrow
我们明天一起吃早午餐吧
and
then
maybe
the
Arboretum."
然后再去植物园
And
I
said
"Well
no
我说 不行
I
promised
the
guys
I
was
going
to
我答应他们几个
play
a
video
game
with
them
all
weekend."
周末一起玩游戏的
And
she
said
"That
sounds
like
fun.
然后她说 听起来挺好玩的
Can
I
come
too
"
我能加入吗
And
then
I
didn't
answer
for
a
second
and
then
she
said
我沉默了一会儿 然后她说
"Well
do
you
not
want
me
to
come
"
你是不想让我一起吗
And
then
I
bought
her
a
new
laptop
and
the
game
然后我就给她买了个新笔记本和一套游戏
and
she's
parking
the
car
right
now.
然后她现在正在停车呢
Is
the
whip
sound
app
鞭子抽男人的程序
contextually
appropriate
here
符合此情此景吗
Uh
it
is
but
I
think
you
might've
waited
too
long
可以 但我觉得你等得有点久
for
it
to
be
funny.
笑点都过去了
I
was
wrong
it's
still
funny.
我说错了 还是很搞笑
Oh
good.
太好了
Amy
what's
wrong
艾米 怎么了
My
boyfriend's
a
jerk.
我男友是个混球
Well
I
know
he
didn't
cheat
on
you
好吧 他肯定不是劈腿
so
what
happened
那是什么事
I
had
to
go
to
my
aunt's
party
all
by
myself
我孤家寡人参加我姨妈的派对
and
everybody
was
like
人人都嘲弄我说
"Where's
this
boyfriend
you're
always
talking
about
"你那个总挂在嘴边的男朋友呢"
"Is
he
real
or
did
you
make
him
up
like
Armen
"是真有其人 还是你编出来的呀"
the
miniature
horse
breeder
"
比如之前那个小马农阿曼"
Who's
Armen
the
miniature
horse
breeder
谁是小马农阿曼
The
pretend
boyfriend
I
invented
to
get
my
family
off
my
back.
是我为了摆脱家人唠叨 而捏造出来的男友
It
unraveled
quickly
when
I
couldn't
answer
the
question
但很快就被揭穿了 因为我答不上来
"How'd
you
two
meet
"
"你俩怎么认识的"
I
would
have
thought
at
a
miniature
horse
show.
要是我 我会说是在一场小马秀上
Oh
that's
good.
这答案不错
I
panicked
and
said
Woodstock.
我慌了神 便说是在伍德斯托克音乐节
I
just
wanted
to
show
Sheldon
off
to
my
family.
我只是想在我家人面前炫耀一下谢尔顿
Sure
I
get
that.
当然啦 我懂的
I
mean
he's
your
first
boyfriend
and
all.
他是你的初恋男友嘛
Not
just
my
first
boyfriend
he's
the
best
boyfriend.
他不仅是我初恋男友 还是最好的男友
I
mean
think
about
it.
你想想
I'm
dating
Sheldon
Cooper.
我在跟谢尔顿·库珀交往哎
Yes.
没错
On
purpose.
还别有用心
He's
handsome
he's
lanky
他帅气十足 身材修长
he's
brilliant
才华横溢
and
his
skin
has
that
pale
waxy
quality.
而且他的皮肤苍白无血色
Well
sickly
is
the
new
sexy.
吸血鬼式的病态肤色的确是新性感指标
Yeah.
没错
You
know
Amy
艾米
sometimes
when
you're
in
a
relationship
with
someone
有时候 当你跟你真正喜欢的人
you
really
care
about
the
sucky
part
is
谈恋爱时 不好的地方是
it
leaves
you
open
to
getting
hurt.
会让你更容易受伤
Do
you
ever
worry
about
Leonard
doing
that
to
you
你担心过莱纳德这么对你吗
That's
hilarious.
No.
问得真搞笑 从来没有
Get
that
guy
Get
that
guy
干掉他 干掉他
Dr.
Rostenkowski
罗斯坦考夫斯基博士
it
may
interest
you
to
know
要知道
that
saying
"Pew
pew
pew"
isn't
as
effective
你这样瞎喊还不如
as
pressing
your
blaster
key.
直接按爆炸键有效
In
the
same
way
that
saying
"Whee
"
同样 再怎么乱叫
doesn't
make
the
land
speeder
go.
陆行艇也不会跑起来
Raj
Imperial
Troopers
on
your
tail.
拉杰 帝国军队接近你了
Got
him.
搞定了
When
Gandhi
advocated
his
philosophy
of
non
violence
当甘地提倡他的非暴力理论时
I
bet
he
didn't
know
how
much
fun
it
was
killing
stuff.
他肯定不明白打打杀杀有多痛快
All
right
I
think
we
got
them
all.
好了 我们把他们全杀光了
Let's
divide
up
the
loot.
分战利品吧
Ooh
look
at
this
pretty
purple
robe
I
just
got.
看我拿到的这件漂亮的紫色长袍
You
should
put
on
yours
and
then
we'll
match.
你也该穿上你的 咱俩多搭呀
But
I
worked
hard
to
get
this
armor.
我费了好大劲才得到这身盔甲
Sorry
I
just
thought
it'd
be
nice
抱歉 我只是觉得
if
people
knew
we
were
a
couple.
让别人看出咱俩是一对很有爱
Fine
I'll
change.
好吧 我换
I
don't
think
I
want
to
play
a
game.
Oh
come
on
-我不想玩游戏 -拜托
They're
playing
one
across
the
hall
we
should
too.
他们在对门玩得不亦乐乎 咱也该玩玩
Okay
we
are
gonna
take
turns
bouncing
a
quarter
好了 我们轮流往桌子上扔硬币
off
the
table
and
if
it
goes
into
this
cup
如果谁把它弹到这个杯子里
the
other
person
has
to
drink.
另一个人就得喝一杯
Then
you
get
to
go
again...
然后你再继续
Like
that
像这样吗
Wow.
Yeah
b
beginner's
luck.
没错 新手运气好而已
So
now
I
will
drink
this
entire
cup
of
beer
现在呢 我把这一整杯啤酒喝掉
and
you
will
go
again...
然后你再继续
All
right.
好吧
So
yeah
okay
now
I'm
gonna
drink
this
entire
cup
现在我就喝光这杯酒
and
then
I'm
going
to
drink
another
one.
然后再喝掉一杯
Okay
seriously
stop.
What
the
hell
行了 说真的 住手 搞毛啊
Spent
a
lot
of
my
childhood
我小时候经常
throwing
coins
into
wishing
wells
hoping
for
friends.
往许愿池扔硬币 希望能有朋友
At
a
certain
point
you
start
doing
trick
shots
到了某种程度 你就会开始玩花样
just
to
keep
things
interesting.
好让这游戏不那么枯燥
Whoa
give
me
a
second
to
catch
up
here.
Hold
on.
等我喝完再投 等等
That'd
be
my
boyfriend
那是我男朋友的声音
happier
playing
his
dopey
Star
Trek
game
with
his
friends
宁愿和朋友玩无趣的星际迷航游戏
than
hanging
out
with
me.
也不愿跟我一起出去
Wars.
What
-是大战 -什么
Star
Wars.
是星际大战
They
get
all
cranky
when
you
mix
the
two
up.
把这俩搞错的话 他们会大发雷霆的
What's
the
difference
有什么区别吗
There's
absolutely
no
difference.
绝对没区别
How
do
I
get
him
to
treat
me
better
怎样才能让他对我更好呢
All
right.
好吧
Let
me
give
you
a
little
girlfriend
101.
我来给你上上女友基础课程吧
Usually
the
first
move
out
of
the
gate
通常使出的第一招
is
you
withhold
sex
不跟他滚床单
but
that
will
work
better
after
Sheldon
hits
puberty.
但这招得等谢尔顿到青春期后才有用
So
I'd
say...
所以 我认为
give
him
the
silent
treatment.
对他采取不予理睬政策
No
he
loves
that.
不行 他爱死这样了
Our
record
for
sitting
in
a
room
together
我们俩共处一个房间
and
not
speaking
to
each
other
is
six
and
a
half
hours.
但互相不讲话的记录是六个半小时
He
said
it
was
a
magical
evening.
他还说那晚他过得很开心
All
right
then
we're
gonna
have
to
go
好吧 那我们就只能采取
with
an
oldie
but
goodie
最古老也最有效的那招了
making
a
scene.
大吵大闹
I
don't
think
I'd
be
good
at
that.
这个我可不大擅长
That's
why
you're
lucky
to
have
me.
所以说有我这闺蜜你幸运死了
Back
in
Omaha
there
are
two
different
restaurants
在我家乡奥马哈 有餐厅不允许我进去
I'm
not
allowed
into.
Both
Chili's.
就是红辣椒饭店 我还被黑名单了两次
Bernadette
remember
your
character's
the
healer
in
our
group.
伯纳黛特 记住你是我们团的补血师
You're
in
charge
of
healing
all
of
us
not
just
Howard.
你不能只给霍华德回血 要给大家回啊
I
can't
help
it.
我情不自禁嘛
My
Howie
Wowie
has
an
owie.
我的华仔小巫师受伤了呢
That
is
the
most
sickeningly
sweet
thing
这真是我所听过的
I
have
ever
experienced.
最恶心的甜言蜜语
And
I
am
sipping
Kool
Aid
through
a
Red
Vine.
我正用"蜡烛糖"吸"酷A果汁"呢
Sheldon
Cooper
I've
got
a
bone
to
pick
with
you
谢尔顿·库珀 我有帐要跟你算
and
I'm
about
to
do
it
in
front
of
all
your
friends.
我要当着你所有朋友的面算这笔帐
Yeah
you
pick
that
bone.
You
pick
that
bone
clean
没错 跟他好好算账 算得他裤衩都保不住
I'm
gonna
publicly
shame
you
我要当众羞辱你
and
then
sit
back
as
societal
pressure
然后我就坐等社会的压力
compels
you
to
modify
your
behavior.
迫使你修正自己的行为
Ooh
buuurn
迎头痛击啊
And
if
you
don't
start
treating
me
better
如果你以后还不对我好一点
I'm
leaving
you
我就跟你分手
for
a
miniature
horse
breeder
named
Armen.
然后跟小马农阿曼一起
Armen
who
哪个阿曼
Armen...
damn
it.
阿文就是...见鬼
Look
Sheldon
she
wanted
to
show
you
off
to
her
family
谢尔顿 她想在家人面前炫耀一下你
and
you
stood
her
up
okay
你却放她鸽子 好吧
Look
at
this
adorable
smushy
face.
看看她这可爱又伤感的表情
Smush
smush
smush.
多伤感 多痛苦 多郁闷啊
You're
hurting
me.
你弄痛我了
No
Sheldon
hurt
you.
错 弄痛你的是谢尔顿
Before
now
it's
you.
之前他让我心痛 现在是你让我脸痛
I
think
I
understand.
我明白了
You're
the
one
person
这世界上只有你一个
who
can
say
Sheldon
Cooper
is
your
boyfriend
可以说谢尔顿·库珀是你男友
but
that
rings
hollow
但这话毕竟有些空洞
if
you
can't
lord
him
over
others
in
the
flesh.
如果你不能让他亲自去证明
I
forget
what
I
bring
to
the
party
我忘了 我能让他们蓬荜生辉
and
what
I
take
away
when
I
leave.
我走后 也会让他们怅然若失
Please
accept
these
valuable
Cooper
Coupons...
请接受这些珍贵的库珀优惠券
...as
restitution.
就当补偿你吧
Sheldon
she
doesn't
want
your
stupid...
谢尔顿 她才不要你这些傻不拉唧的...
Ooh
Science
Center.
Redeeming.
科学中心 现在使用
Let's
go.
出发吧
Well
played
Amy
Farrah
Fowler.
干得好 艾米·菲拉·福勒
Let
me
get
my
coat.
等我穿件外套
Oh
grow
up
Leonard.
长大点吧 莱纳德
But
e
excuse
me
各位打断一下
I
have
something
to
say.
我有话要说
None
of
you
may
realize
it
你们可能都没意识到
but
I
was
very
much
looking
forward
to
this
weekend.
但我真的很期待这个周末
It
was
gonna
be
like
the
old
days
就像回到了从前
the
four
of
us
hanging
out
playing
video
games
在你们几个各自有女朋友之前
before
you
guys
all
got
girlfriends.
我们四个聚在一起玩游戏
Do
you
have
any
idea
what
it's
like
你们到底知不知道
to
be
the
only
one
without
a
girlfriend
只有我一个人没女朋友 是什么心情呀
Even
if
I
get
one
someday
即使我哪天有了女友
I'll
still
be
the
guy
who
got
a
girl
after
Sheldon
Cooper
我仍是最后一名 比谢尔顿还晚泡到妞
And
that's
how
a
girl
makes
a
scene.
看 女人就是这么大吵大闹的
I'm
sorry
sweetie.
抱歉 亲爱的
You're
right.
You
deserve
your
weekend.
你说得对 你该好好度周末
Come
on
Amy
let's
go.
来吧艾米 我们走
What
about
the
Science
Center
那科学中心什么时候能去啊
I'll
let
you
hold
my
hair
while
I
throw
up.
我喝高呕吐的时候 让你搂着我头发
Rain
check.
改天再去吧
I'm
gonna
go
too.
我也该走了
I'll
miss
you.
I'll
miss
you.
-我会想你的 -我才想你呢
I'll
miss
you
more.
No
I'll...
-我更想你 -我才更想...
Just
leave
快走吧
Okay
now.
好了
This
is
the
way
it's
supposed
to
be.
本来就应该这样
Men
together
fighting
the
forces
of
evil.
男人齐聚 共同杀敌
Hear
Hear
说得对
I
can't
believe
this
is
only
64
calories.
真不敢相信这一瓶只有64大卡
Howard
Joel
Wolowitz
霍华德·乔尔·沃罗威茨
I've
been
worried
sick
for
two
days
我整整担心了你两天
and
I
know
you
turned
off
your
phone
我知道你把手机关了
You
open
up
this
door
right
now
马上给我开门
because
I've
had
it
up
to
here
老娘都走到这来找你了
I
have
been
to
the
morgue
and
the
hospital
停尸房和医院我都找了一圈
and
I
spent
the
last
half
hour
这该死的楼梯
walking
up
these
ferkakta
stairs
让我爬了半个小时
That's
my
ride
got
to
go.
老娘在召唤 我该走了
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