生活大爆炸-S02E20_生活大爆炸

S01

Problem

有问题吗

This is Thai food. Here we go.

-这是泰国菜 -又来了

We don't have Thai food on thursday.

我们周四不吃泰国菜

We have pizza on thursday.

我们吃批萨

Yes but we all agreed that the third thursday

对但我们说过每月第三个星期四

At every month would be anything can happen thursday.

是一切皆有可能的星期四

Well apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system

显然没有满足我的消化系统要求

which when startle has its own version

在一切皆有可能的星期四

On anything can happen thursday.

也有自己的要求

Come on the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday

拜托一切皆有可能的星期四

Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.

它的含义是摆脱近期的刻板生活

Rut i think you mean consistency.

刻板你是说连贯性吧

And if we're going to abandon that

如果要废除这个

Then why even call it thursday

那干嘛要叫它星期四

Let's call it quorncle day

直接称为狂口日

And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece

分为29小时17分钟

And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.

杀鸡宰羊来庆祝感谢万能的刻板之主

I can go for some goat.

我同意杀鸡宰羊

Seldon we agreed we do something different tonight.

谢尔顿我们说好今晚做点改变

All right.

好啊

Let's go to the comic book store.

我们去漫画书店吧

We went to the comic book store last night.

我们昨晚就去过了

Last night was Wednesday

昨天是星期三

Wednesday is comic book night

星期三是漫画之夜

Tonight we will be going on Thursday

今天去就是周四去啦

Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday

因为今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

Rather then get outside

何必出去

But praise right up against the box Sheldon.

在饭盒面前拜神啊谢尔顿

So what are we gonna do tonight

我们今晚到底干什么

If I may profer a suggestion

听我的建议吧

in bars all across this great nation

在这个国家广袤的土地上林立着无数个酒吧

Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night

我们的周四应该是美女之夜

Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking

到了晚上我们就衣冠楚楚倾巢出动

99 cent margaritas

99分一杯的玛格丽特

and two for one jello shot

还有买一送一的果子冻饮料

Come on Howard

拜托霍华德

The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero

我们在酒吧泡妞的成功率几乎为零

ok Really are you familiar the Drake equation

你听过德瑞克方程式么

The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials

那个用来估算与外星人接触的概率

By calculating the product of increasing

通过计算逐步增加的

restricted series of fractional value

一系列分数值的乘积

such as external planet

比如具有行星的星系

and the planet likely to develop life

或者有生命存在的行星

N=R Fp Ne Fl Fi Fc L

Yeah That one.

对就是那个

you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex

你可以通过把

by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA

数据改成洛城单身女人的数量和

and the number of those i find attractive

通过沃罗威茨系数计算出来天仙妹妹数量

by what i call the wolowitz coefficient

用来计算我们有爱可做的概率

The wolowitz coefficient

沃罗威茨系数?

needing us times stress size square

欲望次数压力的平方

counting the numbers i come

计数来看

up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius

我周围40英里范围内有5812个潜在性伙伴

you're joking.

你开玩笑吧

i am a horny engineer leonard.

我是个性饥渴的工程师莱纳德

i never joke about math or sex.

我从不拿数学和性开玩笑

what are we waiting for lets bounce bitches.

那还等什么俺们快去钓马子

oh you're right.

你说得对

it's anything can happen thursday

今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

let's hit the club and meet hot women.

大家去酒吧美眉

here we go lock up your daughter.

太对了看好女儿哦

we're going to hit them and quit them.

不然我们上完可不买账哦

or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.

还是吃完东西去漫画书店吧

also a good plan.

也是个好主意

all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.

好吧但下个一切皆有可能的星期四

we ll definitely go into a bar

我们一定要去酒吧

Absolutely.

当然了

You heard that ladies night ladies we are eventually coming for you.

听见没有美女们我们迟早会临幸你们的

Fascinating.

有意思

Oh Hey Guys Where are you heading

伙计们去哪儿

To the comic bookstore.

漫画书店

You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday

你可能在想星期三去漫画书店

Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.

明明要掉到兔子洞怎么就变成迷幻世界了

If you've failed to take into account Penny

如果你没有听懂的话

This is anything can happen Thursday

今天是一切皆有可能的星期四

You got me.

被你说对了

Oh hey while you are there could you pick me up a few comics

你们能不能帮我挑几本漫画

for my nephew's birthday

给我外甥当生日礼物

No I think you mean comic books

你说的是漫画书吧

comics are feeble attempts humor featuring

漫画只是苍白无力的幽默

talking babies and anthropomorphized pets

搞些说话的小人儿拟人的宠物

found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.

旧时有个乐观的名字叫"开心一刻"

Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday

莱纳德能不能帮我挑几本漫画

Sure what does he like

好啊他爱看什么

I don't know. he is thirteen just pick out anything.

不晓得他才13岁随便挑吧

Just pick out anything

随便挑?

May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him

说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下

without knowing his size.

给他挑一套新衣服

or pick out his career form

或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下

without knowing his aptitude.

给他挑一份工作申请表

or pick out his breakfast cereal

又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下

without knowing his fiber requirements

给他挑一盒早餐麦片

Or his feelings about little marshmallows.

或者他喜不喜欢小软糖

Spider man. get him spider man.

《蜘蛛侠》给他挑《蜘蛛侠》

Amazing spider man ultimate spider man spectacular spider man

《神奇蜘蛛侠》《终极蜘蛛侠》《惊奇蜘蛛侠》

The marvelous adventures of spider man spider man 2099

《惊险蜘蛛侠》《蜘蛛侠2099》

Leonard

莱纳德

You know this can go on all night.

你知道他会说个没完

Why don't you just come with us

直接跟我们去吧

That's what I was trying to avoid.

我就是不想跟你们去

Oh I forgot sensational spider man.

我把《惊叹蜘蛛侠》给忘了

Aw what a cute little store.

多可爱的小店啊

Ev everybody's staring at me.

大家都盯着我

Don't worry they're more scared of you than you are of them.

别担心他们比你还惊讶呢

Unlikely.

咋不像呢

Here what about this one for my nephew

送这个给我侄子怎么样

A superb choice. oh great.

-眼光一流 -太好了

Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52

但他必须看过《无限危机》和《52》

And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.

还要熟悉DC的多元宇宙重建

What's a "multiverse"

什么是多元宇宙

Get her out of here.

带她出去

Come on I'll help you pick something.

来吧我帮你选

That's right. she's with us.

没错她和我们是一起的

Guys like that are so pathetic.

这些家伙真可怜

Tell me about it.

说说看

Ooh look a new batman belt buckle.

瞧新版蝙蝠侠皮带扣哦

Oh hey leonard.

好啊莱纳德

Can I help you find something

需要帮忙吗

Oh hey Stuart. this is penny.

你好史都华这是佩妮

She's just looking for some comic books.

她想买几本漫画书

Oh really wow.

是吗

Blink twice if you're here against your will.

如果不是自愿来的眨两下眼睛

I think we're fine stuart.

还好啦史都华

Okay. well let me know if you need anything.

需要帮忙就叫我

Thanks.

谢谢

Oh he seems like a nice guy.

他人好像挺不错呢

You mean for someone who's into comic books

你说喜欢漫画的人吗

No. no no no.

不不是

I just meant for... yeah.

我是说...没错

Penny

佩妮

Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.

喜欢漫画不代表就是怪人

Stuart's a terrific artist.

史都华是个天才艺术家呢

He went to the rhode island school of design.

他在罗德岛学校学过设计

What about the guy over there in the

那那个穿超人T恤

Superhero t shirt tucked into his sweatpants

还塞进运动裤的人呢

Uh yeah that's captain sweatpants.

那是运动裤船长

He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.

他确实不是我说的那种人

Got it. got it.

-买过 -买过

Need it Need it

-没买 - 没买

Let it go sheldon.

放手谢尔顿

Why should I let go I saw it first.

为什么我先看到的

Yes but I saw it from the front.

但我从正面看到的

A far less impressive feat.

这算什么伎俩

Oh come on

拜托

I need this for my batman collection.

我要收藏《蝙蝠侠》系列的

Well I need it for my robin collection.

我还要收藏《神通罗宾》呢

Rock paper scissors lizard spock

石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克

Why would I gamble

我干嘛要冒险

It's mine. let go.

我的放手

You let go. no you

-你放手 -你放手

No you problem

-你放手 -怎么回事

Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.

他抢我的漫画书

It's my comic book

是我的才对

Leonard we need a ruling.

莱纳德做个裁决

Cut it in half

裁两半吧

Excuse me.

打扰一下

Oh hello again.

你好啊

Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13 year old boy

给13岁男孩的礼物你有什么推荐

A 13 year old girl.

13岁的女孩

But if you're dead set on a comic book try... this.

如果你一定要选漫画的话试试这个

Oh hellblazer.

《地狱神探》

What's this about

讲什么的

A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes

一个走在正邪之间因抽烟患有肺癌

Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.

被不死的灵魂折磨着的男人的故事

Well if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt

如果这个还不能让我成为最受欢迎阿姨

I don't know what will.

真不知道什么会了

Is this me

这画的是我?

Depends. do you like it

看情况了你喜欢么

Wow it's really good.

画的真棒

Yes that's you.

没错就是你

That's so sweet but what if I didn't like it

太可爱了但如果我不喜欢呢

It'd still be you but I'd feel like an idiot.

还是你不过我就是个傻瓜

I don't believe it.

真不敢相信

Stuart's putting the moves on penny.

史都华在对佩妮采取行动

I have got to learn how to draw.

我真该学学怎么画画

Hey once again defeated by your own prurient interests.

再一次你被你的恶趣味打败

Guys have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there

哥几个你们有没有发现史都华霸着佩妮不放?

Nobody's up in anybody's business.

没人霸着谁

Let's just buy our stuff and go.

买完东西赶紧闪人吧

Okay you've got my number.

你有我的电话号码了

Now give me the picture.

现在把这幅画给我吧

You drive a hard bargain.

你真会砍价

But here.

给你

All right. so um just give me a call.

记得打电话给我

So leonard how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday

莱纳德你现在对"周四夜惊喜"怎么看

Look at that.

快看

That's a dent.

这有个凹痕

Thank you howard "ham fisted" wolowitz.

谢谢霍华德·"大拳"·沃罗威茨

Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic

你在初版星际旅行"毛球的麻烦"

The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode

播到一半时居然把电视关了?

Apparently so.

显然是这样的

Are you ill

你生病了?

No. all right.

-没有 -好的

Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of

这么说你就是因为今天早些时候

Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening

佩妮的事而在生闷气咯

When did you pick up on that

你什么时候注意到的?

A moment ago

就在刚才

When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic

看"毛球的麻烦"[《星际旅行》中的的经典篇章]

The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.

看到一半把电视关了的时候

Would you like some advice

想听听我的建议么

Sure why not

当然了

Well then This is the perfect time to launch a

现在正是你写那种大家可以留言的

Blog with an interactive comments section

博客的好时机

Gee thanks a lot.

真是谢谢你了

Would you rather I offer my personal insight

你想听听我对此事的看法么

I don't need any insights.

不必了

I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.

我只想知道为什么佩妮对史都华比对我感兴趣

We're practically the same guy.

我们差不多啊

Oh I disagree.

我不同意

Stuart is taller artistic self employed and most significantly

斯图尔特更高更有才自己当老板

He gets 45 percent off comic books.

更重要的是他买漫画打五五折

You're right.

你说的没错

I really should be asking strangers on the internet.

我真该上网寻求陌生人的帮助

My original point.

我早就说了

Chinese food vintage video games...

中国菜老式游戏

After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday

经历了不可思议的周四的噩梦

This is friday night the way it was meant to be.

现在是遵循我所有习惯的周五了

Who's up for sheldon free saturday

谁同意周六来个无谢尔顿日

Oh hey guys.

大家好

Hey penny... and stuart.

佩妮好还有史都华

Hey stuart.

史都华好

Hey guys.

大家好

So what are you kids up to

你们哪玩去

Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.

画展有史都华的一幅画今天正好开幕

And you guys are going together. great...

你们两个一起去呀真好

It is great.

真不错

Really great.

真的很不错

Freaking awesome.

简直棒极了

What are you guys doing

你们打算干什么

It's friday night that means chinese food and vintage video games

今天是周五也就是中国菜和老式游戏

Right

对不

Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.

老式这个词不足以形容我们的计划

Tonight we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure zork.

今夜我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORK

It's the buggy beta version.

而且是有漏洞的贝塔版

Wow zork.

强 ZORK呢

Well you guys have fun.

你们玩得开心

Yeah. see you guys.

再见

See you stuart.

再见史都华

Hey howard yes

-霍华德 -什么

Take me to a bar with women.

带我去酒吧泡妞

Really yeah.

-真的吗 -对

Okay

好

Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.

我先进去把内裤脱了

Why

为什么

Well if I get lucky I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.

如果今晚走运我可不想被潜水侠内裤卡住

May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella please

来杯鸡尾酒上面插把小雨伞

No he may not. why

-不不用了 -为什么

I'm not sitting here with a guy

我才不会和一个喝鸡尾酒

Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.

还要插把雨伞的人坐一起

Fine.

好吧

I'll have a chocolate martini.

换巧克力马提尼

Wrong again

又错了

Come on you know I can't talk to women unless

拜托你知道我不醉得像

I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.

印度灯节里的灯那么旺就没法搭讪

Look There are plenty of bars in los angeles

听着洛城有很多酒吧

where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis

可以让你点这些加巧克力的鸡尾酒和巧克力马丁尼

but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.

但去那里已没必要点因为没女人了

gotcha.

开窍了

I'll have a brandy alexander.

我点杯白兰地亚历山大

All right the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.

三剑客变成双飞侠了

Should we talk to some of these women

我们不去勾搭那些女的?

No. it's way too early in the night for that.

不现在还太早了

See first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd and then...

先让律师和运动员挑肥拣瘦然后呢

We go after the weak and the old and the lame.

我们就直接上老弱病残的

That's your system

这就是你的秘诀

That's my system.

没错

Oh and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog she's mine.

如果看到有个带导盲犬的妞她是我的

Oh come on.

拜托

I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.

我感觉运动裤船长参加你的开幕式也无妨

Yeah it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.

如果他没碰所有奶酪的话更好

You know it's kind of early.

时间还早

Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something

你想喝点咖啡什么的吗

Oh gee it's a little late for coffee isn't it

好像咖啡晚了点啊

Oh you think "coffee " means coffee.

你以为喝咖啡只是喝咖啡呢

That is so sweet.

太纯洁了

Come on. I think I have decaf.

来吧我有脱咖啡因的

Oh good. stuart.

太好了史都华

I thought I heard your voice.

我听到你在说话

Do you have a moment

你有空吗

Uh yeah I guess.

大概吧

Sheldon we're a little busy here so...

谢尔顿我们有点忙

What are you doing

你们干啥呢

We're having coffee.

我们要喝咖啡

Well isn't it a little late for coffee

现在喝咖啡太晚了吧

It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.

没事她有脱咖啡因的

I'll just go look for it.

我去找找

What's up

怎么了

Well I've spent the last three hours in an online debate

我刚才三小时都在网上蝙蝠侠

In the dc comics batman chatroom and I need your help.

坛子上辩论想找你帮忙

Oh yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.

那些小子很顽固的

What's the topic

什么话题

I am asserting in the event that batman's death proves permanent

我觉得如果蝙蝠侠的死是永久的

The original robin dick grayson

那么第一任罗宾迪克·格雷森

Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.

是他最合逻辑的继任人

Ooh. sheldon I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.

谢尔顿恐怕你错得太离谱了

More wrong

什么

Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.

错是绝对化的没有比较级的

Of course it is.

当然有

It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.

说番茄是蔬菜是小错

It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.

说番茄是悬索桥是大错特错

But returning to the original issue dick grayson became nightwing

话说回来迪克后来成了黑翼侠

A superhero in his own right.

单独成英雄了

Batman 2 has to be the second robin jason todd.

蝙蝠侠二代肯定是第二任罗宾杰森·托特

Has to be has to be

肯定肯定

I hope you're being deliberately provocative.

我看你是故意挑衅

I found the decaf

我找到了

Oh great

太好了

Herbal tea for me please.

给我一杯凉茶

Barkeep Alexander me.

酒保来杯亚历山大鸡尾酒

How about those two

那边两个怎么样

No... They're eating peanuts.

不行她们在吃花生呢

And my allergies one kiss would put me in cedars sinai for a week.

我又过敏亲个嘴估计就得在西奈医院呆一周

What about the ones in the corner

角落里的那个呢

Possible. very possible.

有希望很有希望

Do you want the one in the whiplash collar

你是想要那个戴颈圈的呢

or the one who keeps blinking

还是老眨眼睛的那个呢

I think blinky's cute.

我觉得眨眼睛的比较可爱

You got it sir.

行就这样

Wait so we just go over there

等等我们就这样过去

No.

别急

We have a little prep work to do.

我们不打无准备之仗

Put this in your mouth.

把这个放进嘴里

We walk past them you stumble a bit.

我们经过她们身边你打个趔趄

I say sorry my friend's had a little too much.

我就说抱歉我朋友呢...

And then I start to pull it out of your mouth.

然后从你嘴里拉这个出来

And say "a little too much fun."

然后说他吃饱了撑的

Get it

懂了没

I mean they're laughing. we're laughing.

她们会笑我们也很开心

Then we get them up to about a .

接下来我们把姑娘们灌到

15 blood alcohol level

血液中酒精浓度等级为15的时候

and tell them we're millionaires.

告诉她们咱是大款

What else you got

还有没有别的

Depends.

看情况了

Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy

你愿意坐我腿上装做表演口技的傻子吗

No.

不愿意

I can't sit on your lap. you don't know the routine.

我不能坐你腿上你不懂规则

I'm sorry but you're obviously stuck in a pre zero hour dc universe.

抱歉但你明显局限在前零点时期的DC宇宙了

Of course I am.

当然了

Removing joe chill as the killer of batman's

去掉杀害蝙蝠侠父母的杀手乔·齐尔

Parents effectively deprived him of his raison d'etre.

明显剥夺了这个角色存在的理由

Okay.

好吧

You can throw all the french around you want it doesn't make you right.

你可以随便秀法语但不能证明你是对的

Au contraire.

[法语]正好相反

Plus

另外

You're forgetting that the infinite crisis

你忘了《无限危机》的故事情节

Storyline restored joe chill to the batman mythology.

又将乔·齐尔囊括进《蝙蝠侠传奇》中了

I am forgetting nothing and I resent your tone.

我什么都没忘而且我很厌恶你的语气

Okay.

行

Look sheldon it's late. I've got to get some sleep.

谢尔顿现在很晚了我得去睡会儿

So I win.

那么我赢了

No I'm tired.

没门我是累了要休息

So I win.

那么还是我赢了

Fine. you win.

好吧你赢了

Darn tootin' I win.

没错我赢了

Penny I really had a terrific time...

佩妮我今天真的很高兴

Penny

佩妮

No no no no no. don't wake her.

不千万别叫醒她

She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine.

否则她会像金刚狼一样把你暴打一顿

You know I don't think that was decaf.

我喝的好象不是无咖啡因咖啡

Wait. is this your card or isn't it

等一下这是不是你选的那张牌

Trust me. this was their card.

相信我这是她们选的牌

I thought you were good at this.

我还以为你很擅长泡妞

You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women.

你总是讲怎么去酒吧泡妞

I do all the time.

我经常做啊

Well what happened

那现在呢

We've been sitting here all night and the longest

我们在这坐了快一晚上

Conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called.

跟你谈话最长的却是打电话给你的老妈

Wow. you're just going to make me come out and say it aren't you

你就是要逼我说出口对吧

Say what

说什么

You're weighing me down.

你拖我后腿了

I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.

我是只猎鹰单飞时收获更好

Fine. I'll sit here. you take flight and hunt.

行我坐着你去翱翔捕猎吧

Don't be ridiculous.

别逗了

You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.

怎么能告诉猎鹰什么时候去捕猎

Actually you can.

实际上可以的

There's whole sport built around it.

周围都是猎物呢

Falconry.

小猎鹰

Shut up.

闭嘴

Let's just get koothrappali and go.

叫上库萨帕里走吧

Lucky bastard.

这小子真走运

It's got to be that stupid accent of his.

肯定是他口音的关系

Hello. I am sanjay wolowitz from bombay.

你好我是孟买过来的桑贾伊

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