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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory
《生活大爆炸》前情回顾
This
is
just
a
minor
setback.
这只是一点小挫折
No
it's
not
okay
这不是 明白吗
I've
been
out
here
for
like
ten
years.
我已经离家拼搏十年了
I
have
nothing
to
show
for
it.
我依然一无所有
Well
you
have
me.
你有我啊
I
do
have
you.
我的确拥有你
Leonard
Hofstadter
莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
will
you
marry
me
你愿意娶我吗
Did
you
seriously
just
say
"Um..."
你刚才那一声是在犹豫吗
事到如今
It's
an
outrage.
I
know.
-这太过分了 -我明白
The
university
they
think
they
can
do
whatever
they
want.
大学的高层觉得他们想干嘛就能干嘛
We
just
have
to
sit
there
and
take
it.
我们只能乖乖任由摆布
You
need
to
let
it
go
Sheldon.
别老拽着这事不放了 谢尔顿
You
work
tirelessly
for
someone
and
this
is
what
you
get.
我没日没夜地为他们干活 却落得如此下场
Oh
my
God
我的老天啊
They're
just
making
you
use
your
vacation
days
他们就是让你把年假用掉而已
But
I
don't
want
a
vacation.
可我不想放假
Okay
listen
I
don't
mean
to
diminish
what
you're
going
through
我不想轻视你心灵受到的创伤
but
I'm
a
little
distracted
right
now.
但我现在真的没心思
Oh
this
again
又是因为那事啊
So
Penny
proposed
you
didn't
say
yes
不就是佩妮求了婚 你没答应嘛
and
now
you
think
you
may
have
lost
her
love
forever.
所以现在你天天发愁到底会不会失去她
How
does
this
compare
to
me
being
forced
这破事怎么比得上我被人
to
relax
for
a
few
days
逼迫放假来得惨啊
It
doesn't
Thank
you
-完全比不上 -就是嘛
I'm
gonna
go
talk
to
Penny.
我要去跟佩妮谈谈
I'm
going
to
go
inside
put
on
my
coziest
pajamas
我要回家穿上我最舒服的睡衣
curl
up
with
a
good
book
蜷在床上看本好书
and
wait
for
this
nightmare
to
be
over.
等待这场噩梦的结束
Penny.
佩妮
Sorry.
抱歉 情不自禁
Hey.
Look
I'm
sorry
I
didn't
text
you
back.
抱歉没回你短信
I
just
needed
some
time
to
think.
我只是需要点时间想想
Okay.
Here.
Come
in.
-没事 -来 进来吧
Look
if
you
want
to
break
up
just
say
it.
如果你是想要分手 就说出来吧
Leonard...
No
no
no
no.
I
take
it
back.
-莱纳德... -别别别 我收回那句话
Don't
say
it.
Just
just
hate
me
but
stay
with
me.
千万别分手 恨我就好 别离开我
It
worked
for
my
parents.
反正我爸妈也这样
Listen
I
don't
want
to
break
up
with
you.
听我说 我没想要跟你分手
Oh.
O
Okay.
那就好
Good
good.
很好 很好
So
it's
cool
if
I
cry
a
little
不介意我落两滴男儿泪吧
Yeah
I
probably
wouldn't.
要我就不会这么做
Yeah.
同意
Look
you
did
the
right
thing
last
night.
你昨晚的做法是正确的
I
was
a
mess.
我当时脑子不清楚
I
was
just
frustrated
because
my
career
is
going
nowhere.
当时我因为事业不顺 内心严重受挫
Look
I
get
it
and
I
want
you
to
know
我理解 我也想你知道
that
I
support
whatever
you
want
to
do.
无论你想做什么事 我都支持你
Great
because
I've
been
thinking
那就好 因为我在想
if
I
really
want
this
acting
thing
to
work
如果我真想要演员事业能成功
I
need
to
focus
all
my
energy
on
it.
我就得身心完全投入
And
to
do
that
为了做到真正投入
I
should
quit
waitressing
at
The
Cheesecake
Factory.
我决定辞芝士蛋糕工厂的服务员工作
That
That's
a
big
step.
I
know.
-这是个大改变啊 -我知道
So
you
know
before
making
any
rash...
所以在你做任何冲动的...
I
already
quit.
And
I
support
you
-我已经辞职了 -那我也支持你
第七季
第十三集
生活大爆炸
Come
on
take
me
to
work
with
you.
No.
-好嘛 带我跟你去上班 -不行
You're
on
vacation.
Please.
-你在放假 -求你了
What
if
there's
a
big
breakthrough
in
science
today
万一今天科学界有重大突破
and
I'm
not
there
to
see
it
我却错过无法见证呢
Do
you
really
think
there's
gonna
be
a
breakthrough
你真的觉得你如果不在 科学界能有什么
without
you
there
to
do
it
重大突破吗
No.
I
was
just
tricking
you.
当然不会有 这是陷阱题
Bye.
再会
Leonard
wait
莱纳德 等等
Take
me
with
you.
No
-带我一起去 -不行
Please.
No
-求你了 -就是不行
Too
bad.
I'm
coming
with
you.
抱歉 我就是要跟着你
Oh
Sheldon
stay
But...
-谢尔顿 停 -但是...
I
said
stay
乖乖待着
I'm
going
to
work.
我要去上班了
Do
not
follow
me.
不许跟着我
Hey
Stuart.
斯图尔特
Hey.
Sorry.
Did
I
startle
you
-你好啊 -抱歉 我吓到你了吗
Yes
but
at
this
point
pretty
much
any
customer
does.
没关系 这时间所有客人都会吓到我
What
can
I
do
for
you
你要买什么
Well
I
need
a
little
help.
我需要你帮个忙
I
accidentally
destroyed
one
of
Howard's
comic
books
this
morning
今早我不小心弄坏了霍华德的一本漫画书
and
I
was
hoping
I
could
replace
it.
所以我想买一本来替换
Wow.
What
happened
发生了什么事
Batman
got
his
ass
kicked
by
my
curling
iron.
蝙蝠侠被我的烫发棒给虐了
Well
don't
let
The
Riddler
know
that.
可别把这个秘密告诉谜语人
蝙蝠侠敌手
It's
a
comic
book
joke.
这是个漫画哏啦
Or
maybe
it's
not.
也可能不是哏吧
Do
you
have
this
one
你还有这本书吗
Uh
well
it's
it's
pretty
rare.
这本书市面上很少见了
Can
you
give
me
a
few
days
to
track
it
down
我需要几天时间找一下
Ooh
I
was
kind
of
hoping
to
get
it
我还希望能在华仔下班
before
Howie
comes
home
from
work.
回家之前就把书换掉
Oh.
What's
the
hurry
干嘛这么着急
Well
he's
always
saying
他平时就爱念叨
I
should
be
more
careful
with
my
curling
iron
让我用烫发棒的时候多注意点
and
it
seems
like
a
dangerous
precedent
要是让他发现
to
let
him
think
he
can
be
right.
他也有说对的时候就惨了
Well
I'll
do
what
I
can
我尽力而为吧
but
I
can't
make
any
promises.
但我可不敢打包票一定能找到
You
know
I
do
work
at
a
pharmaceutical
company.
其实我在制药公司工作呢
If
you
can
make
this
happen
today
如果你今天能帮我找到书
I
can
hook
you
up
with
anxiety
medication
我就能帮你搞点抗焦虑
antidepressants.
Really
-和抗抑郁的药 -是吗
Do
you
have
any
of
these
那你有这些药吗
Hello
Mr.
Rat
Brain.
鼠脑君 你好吗
Not
so
bitey
without
the
rest
of
the
rat
没了身体的其他部分
to
back
us
up
now
are
we
现在没法咬我了吧
Anybody
home
有人吗
Hey
what
brings
you
guys
here
你俩来干什么
Well
we
were
just
on
our
way
to
lunch
我们要去吃午饭
and
wanted
to
see
if
you'd
like
to
join.
顺道看看你想不想一起去
Why
为什么
Because
Sheldon's
not
here
this
week
因为这周谢尔顿不上班
and
you
don't
think
I
have
any
other
options
你们就觉得我没有别人陪伴了吗
I'm
just
kidding.
I'll
get
my
purse.
开玩笑的 我拿上包就走
Hi
Amy.
I...
Oh.
艾米 我
I'm
sorry.
I
didn't
know
you
had
any
company.
抱歉 我不知道你有客人在
That's
okay.
没关系
Uh
Bert
this
is
Howard
and
Rajesh.
伯特 这是霍华德和拉杰什
Guys
this
is
Bert.
这位是Bert
Hey.
Good
to
see
you.
Hey.
-很高兴见到你 -你好
Anyway
I
wanted
to
show
you
我是想过来给你看看
this
tourmalinated
quartz
that
we
got
in
the
lab.
我们在实验室弄出来的石英晶体
This
is
so
pretty.
真漂亮
Bert
works
for
the
geology
department.
Yeah.
-伯特在地质系工作 -没错
You
know
what
uh
geologists
and
Bon
Jovi
have
in
common
你们知道地质学家和邦·乔飞的共同点是什么吗
You're
both
into
rock
你们都喜欢石头[摇滚]吗
Yeah.
答对了
Well
see
ya.
再见
Oh
you
forgot
your
quartz.
你忘了把石英拿走了
Oh
it's
okay.
没关系
I
want
you
to
have
it.
送给你吧
Bye.
再见
He's
nice.
他人真好
Yeah
he's
nice
because
he
likes
you.
他对你好是因为他喜欢你
What
No
he
doesn't.
什么呀 他才不喜欢我呢
He
brought
you
a
pretty
rock.
他送你一块漂亮的石头
So
He
does
that
every
day...Oh.
那又怎样 他每天都送我...
You
know
if
you'd
rather
skip
lunch
如果你不想吃午饭
and
hang
out
with
your
boyfriend
Bert
it's
totally
okay.
而想和你男友伯特在一起 我们完全没意见
He's
not
my
boyfriend.
他才不是我男朋友呢
Are
you
sure
He's
tall
pale
and
awkward.
你确定吗 他个高 肤白 人怪
That
sounds
like
your
type.
貌似就是你的菜啊
Should
someone
as
lonely
as
you
really
be
making
fun
of
me
你这种万年没人爱的家伙也敢来取笑我吗
Yeah
grow
up
Howard.
God.
没错 霍华德 你成熟点好不好
What
do
I
do
I
don't
want
to
hurt
his
feelings.
我该怎么做呢 我不想伤害他的感情
Maybe
the
problem
is
he
thinks
you're
available.
也许问题就出在他不知道你名花有主了
Does
he
know
you're
dating
Sheldon
他知道你在跟谢尔顿谈恋爱吗
I
guess
it
hasn't
come
up.
好像从没提过这事
There
you
go.
看吧
And
does
Sheldon
know
you're
dating
Sheldon
那谢尔顿知道你们俩是算在谈恋爱吗
I'm
sorry.
Who
are
you
dating
不好意思 那你又是跟谁在恋爱
Yeah
knock
it
off
Howard
就是 把嘴闭上 霍华德
Hey
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Hello.
你好
You
okay
你没事吧
I'm
on
vacation.
What
do
you
think
我在上班 你觉得呢
Why
are
you
sitting
in
the
stairwell
那你为什么坐在楼梯上
Leonard
told
me
to
stay.
莱纳德让我待在这
Oh.
Well
good
boy.
真听话 乖孩子[狗狗]
Where
are
you
going
你要去哪里
Oh
I
have
a
ton
of
errands
to
run.
我要出去办一堆事
I
need
to
make
copies
of
my
headshot
我得去多洗几张我的大头照
send
them
off
to
agents
寄给不同的经济人
and
sign
up
for
a
new
acting
class
and...
然后去报一门新的表演课
Well
have
fun.
Okay.
-祝你忙得开心 -好的
You
want
to
come
with
me
Really
-你要不要一起来 -可以吗
Come
on
boy.
Come
on.
Let's
go.
Let's
go.
当然可以 走吧 快 乖孩子[狗狗]
Get
in
the
car.
Come
on.
快上车 走
All
right
thanks
a
lot.
谢天谢地
They
have
one
at
Capital
Comics.
首都漫画店有一本
Oh
that's
great.
No
it's
not.
-那太棒了 -才不是
I
hate
that
place.
我讨厌那地方
Guy
who
owns
it
is
a
jerk.
那个店主就是一个混蛋
He's
always
making
me
feel
bad
about
myself.
他总爱让我产生强烈的自卑感
Oh
that's
terrible.
太糟糕了
What's
the
address
那家店在哪里
You
know
why
don't
I
just
take
you
there
算了 要不我带你去吧
That
way
I
can
make
sure
he
doesn't
rip
you
off.
这样我能确保他不会趁机敲诈
Oh
thanks
but
I
don't
want
you
to
close
up.
多谢啦 但我不希望你关门
I
mean
won't
you
lose
business
你会损失客人的
Sorry.
That
was
mean.
抱歉 这话太损了
Penny
really
quit
The
Cheesecake
Factory
Yeah.
-佩妮真的辞掉了服务员的工作吗 -是的
So
what
is
she
doing
today
I
don't
know.
-那她今天干什么 -我不知道
She
already
thinks
I
don't
support
this
她已经认为我在这方面不支持她
so
if
I
call
it
might
look
like
I'm
checking
up
on
her.
所以如果我打给她 就会像查岗一样
Well
do
you
support
this
那你支持她吗
Of
course
I
do.
当然支持
She's
a
great
actress.
她是一名很棒的女演员
I'm
proud
she's
taking
this
risk.
她敢冒这个险 真让我感到骄傲
That's
nice.
你真贴心
You
bought
that
Great
你还真信啊 太棒了
I
got
to
call
her
before
I
forget
how
I
said
it.
我要在忘记怎么演之前 赶快打给佩妮
Hi.
What's
up
怎么了
Oh
how's
it
going
进展如何
You
taking
Hollywood
by
storm
你有没有袭卷好莱坞啊
Actually
I'm
at
The
Cheesecake
Factory.
其实我现在在芝士蛋糕工厂呢
You
got
your
job
back.
That
is
great
news.
你要回工作啦 那真是太好了
I
didn't
want
to
say
anything
我本来不想多说什么
but
you
are
making
the
right
choice.
但你这么做才是正确的
To
plunge
yourself
into
debt
right
now
现在就切断自己的经济来源
would
be
literally
insane.
Yeah.
-简直就是疯了嘛 -是啊
I'm
just
returning
my
uniform.
我是来这还工作服的
And
I
support
you.
对了 我支持你哦
Before
we
begin
your
guided
meditation
在开始接受冥想引导前
close
your
eyes
闭上眼
and
picture
yourself
in
a
peaceful
environment.
想象自己处于一个平和安详的环境
Okay.
好的
I'm
inside
the
CERN
super
collider.
我处于欧洲核子研究中心的超级对撞机里
Now
take
a
deep
relaxing
breath
in
through
your
nose.
现在用鼻子轻松地深吸一口气
And
let
it
out.
然后呼气
Didn't
see
that
coming.
真是"没想到"啊
In.
吸气
Let
me
guess.
下一步肯定是...
And
out.
呼气
What
was
I
gonna
do
Two
"ins"
in
a
row
不然咧 连吸两口气憋死自己吗
Where's
my
lemonade
我的柠檬汁呢
I
didn't
get
it.
我忘了
A
fitting
swan
song
to
your
career
as
a
waitress
告别你服务员职业生涯的最佳方式
to
forget
my
order
one
last
time.
就是最后一次忘记我的点单
Do
you
think
quitting
my
job
was
a
mistake
你认为我辞职是个错误吗
Do
you
see
me
drinking
lemonade
你有看到我在喝柠檬汁吗
No.
I'm
serious.
我是说真的
Why
do
you
ask
干嘛这么问
Because
Leonard
just
pissed
me
off.
因为莱纳德刚刚气到我了
Am
I
being
an
idiot
or
not
我辞职是不是特傻啊
No
I
don't
think
you
are.
不啊 我不这么认为
Really
真的吗
The
best
way
to
achieve
a
goal
is
to
devote
100%
达到目标的最好办法就是投入自己
of
your
time
and
energy
to
it.
百分之百的时间和精力
When
I
decided
I
was
going
to
be
a
physicist
当我决心要成为一个物理学家时
I
didn't
take
some
other
job
我没有随便找一份工作
in
case
it
didn't
work
out.
好给自己留一条后路
Which
wasn't
easy
because
there
was
a
lot
of
pressure
这决定不容易 因为那年皮尔森老师
from
Ms.
Pierson
for
me
to
be
chalk
monitor
that
year.
不断对我施压 让我当补粉笔专员
Thank
you.
I
needed
to
hear
that.
谢谢 我需要这样的鼓励
Why
can't
Leonard
understand
it
为什么莱纳德就是不明白呢
Because
he's
not
like
us
Penny.
因为他不像咱俩 佩妮
We're
dreamers.
我们是梦想家
Yeah
I
need
to
start
cracking
the
window
是是 下次再把你留在车里
when
I
leave
you
in
the
car.
得留个缝 免得你脑子缺氧了
Hello
Bert.
你好 伯特
So
anyway
there's
this
big
uh
rock
and
mineral
show
对了 下周在圣塔莫尼卡有个
next
week
in
Santa
Monica
and...
大型的岩石矿物展
Listen
um
Bert
听着 伯特
before
you
say
anything
else
I...
在你说出口之前 我想告诉你
I
have
a
boyfriend.
我有男朋友了
This
is
awkward.
这下尴尬了
You
thought
I
was
gonna
ask
you
to
go
with
me
你以为我是邀请你跟我一起
to
the
mineral
show.
Weren't
you
-去看展览吗 -难道不是吗
Yeah.
是的
That's
very
nice
of
you
but...
多谢你的好意 但
I
do
have
a
boyfriend.
我的确有男朋友了
That's
what
you
all
say.
你们都这么说
You
just
don't
want
to
go
out
with
me
你们只是不想跟我出去约会
because
I
have
an
off
putting
personality.
因为我是个令人讨厌的人
No
that's
not
true.
不 不是的
My
boyfriend
has
an
off
putting
personality
too.
我的男朋友也是一个让人讨厌的人
Like
way
worse
than
you.
而且比你讨厌多了
Don't
worry.
别担心
I'm
used
to
it.
我习惯了
I
mean
I'm
big
and
weird
and
funny
looking
我这么大只 个性古怪 长相奇怪
and
no
one
ever
wants
to
do
anything
with
me.
从来不会有人想跟我一起玩
Don't
say
that.
别那样说
It's
okay.
没关系
I
know
I'm
a
monster.
我知道我就是一怪物
No
Bert
come
on.
不 伯特 别走
I'd
love
to
go
to
the
mineral
show
with
you.
我很乐意陪你去看矿物展
Sweet.
太棒了
It's
a
date.
那就算约会啦
No
it's
not.
才不算呢
Too
late
为时已晚啦
Yeah.
Haven't
seen
this
many
people
in
my
store
自从那辆韩国教堂大巴
since
that
Korean
church
bus
从我店前门玻璃撞进来后
crashed
through
my
front
window.
我店再也没有见过那么多人
Hey
Stuart
斯图尔特
Jesse.
杰西
Haven't
seen
you
in
forever.
好久不见
Look
how
gray
you've
gotten.
你看你都灰成这样了
My
hair's
exactly
the
same
color
as
always.
我的头发一直都是这个颜色
No
I
was
talking
about
your
skin.
不 我是在说你的肤色
Look
uh
my
friend
here
needs
a
comic
book...
我的朋友要找一本漫画书
And
she
went
into
your
store
by
mistake.
她应该是无意走进你的店吧
Good
thing
there
was
no
one
there
to
see
you.
幸好他家店没人 不会有人知道你走错地方
What
do
you
need
你要找什么
Oh
yeah
yeah.
I
got
this.
这本啊 我这里有
Right
over
here.
就在这边
Even
you
Sweatpants
运动裤肥仔 连你也抛弃我
Free
popcorn.
这里有免费爆米花呢
Can
I
offer
you
a
coffee
要不要来一杯咖啡
Espresso
Latte
是浓缩咖啡还是拿铁呢
No
thanks.
不用了 谢谢
How
about
you
Stu
Mocha
Scone
你呢 斯图 摩卡还是司康饼
Directions
to
the
nearest
soup
kitchen
还是要这附近施舍处的地址啊
He
knows
where
the
soup
kitchen
is.
他知道施舍处在哪
It's
on
Merton
Avenue.
在默顿大道上
I
don't
think
I
like
the
way
you're
treating
my
friend.
我不喜欢你这样对待我的朋友
Sorry.
抱歉
You
want
the
book
or
not
你还想不想要这本书了
Not
from
you.
想要也不买你的
Let's
go
Stuart.
我们走 斯图尔特
You
know
something
Jesse
你知道吗 杰西
You
may
have
a
successful
business
虽说你生意兴隆
a
and
the
kind
of
pink
complexion
均衡营养
that
comes
with
good
nutrition...
养得一脸粉嫩
...but
I
have
something
more
important.
但我拥有更重要的东西
What's
that
是什么
Friendship.
友谊
Which
I
would
trade
in
a
heartbeat
for
all
of
this.
但我会毫不犹豫放弃友谊来换取这一切
The
mineral
and
rock
show
矿物岩石展览
That
would
be
awful
even
without
Bert.
即使不跟伯特去 听着都很没劲
So
what
am
I
supposed
to
do
now
那我现在应该怎么办
Prepare
your
uterus
for
his
gigantic
offspring
让你的子宫为他的巨人婴儿做好准备
This
isn't
funny.
不许拿这事开玩笑
I'm
gonna
have
to
tell
him
the
truth
我必须跟他说实话
that
even
if
I
didn't
have
a
boyfriend
就算我没有男友
I
wouldn't
be
interested
in
him.
也不会喜欢他
I've
heard
those
words
so
many
times.
这话我听过太多遍了
From
Linda
Nosenchuck
Tammy
Rosenworcel...
琳达·诺森恰克 谭米·罗森沃塞尔
Padma
Kapur
Neha
Chowdury...
帕德玛·卡普尔 内哈·恰德瑞
...Marci
Grossman
Lisa
Mazzarino...
马茜·格罗斯曼 莉萨·马扎里诺
...Megan
Pincus...
...Tammy
Cho...
-梅根·平卡斯 -谭米·周
Oh
who
was
that
girl
from
our
Starbucks
我们常去那家星巴克的女生叫什么来着
Arlene
Russel
Yes
Arlene
-艾琳·罗素 -没错 艾琳
She
wrote
"no
way"
on
both
our
cappuccinos.
她在我俩的卡布奇诺杯上 都写上了"不可能"
Poor
Bert.
可怜的伯特
That
guy's
got
a
rough
afternoon
ahead
of
him.
有一个悲催的下午在等着他
Well
how
would
you
want
a
girl
你们希望一个女生
to
tell
you
she
wasn't
interested
如何拒绝你们
I
guess
uh
I'd
like
her
to
sit
me
down
我希望她和我好好坐着
look
me
in
the
eye
and
say
看着我的眼睛说
"I
was
wrong.
I
love
you."
"我错了 我爱你"
And
then
maybe
she
could
touch
me
in
a
special
way.
或许再用上特别的方式爱抚我
That's
how
you
reject
a
guy.
没错 拒绝男生就要这样
Okay
I
don't
have
time
for
this.
我没时间听你俩瞎掰
I'm
just
gonna
go
find
him
and
be
brutally
honest.
我要直接去找他 残忍地说出真相算了
No
don't.
He'll
be
so
upset.
-别这样 -他会很伤心的
He'll
probably
climb
up
the
Empire
State
Building
他很可能会爬上帝国大厦
and
start
swatting
at
planes.
像电影里的金刚一样乱拍飞机泄愤
You
want
us
to
talk
to
him
要我们帮你说吗
Really
可以吗
You
would
do
that
Sure.
-你们愿意代劳吗 -当然
We've
both
been
in
his
shoes.
我们都曾有过这样的经历
We'll
let
him
down
with
compassion
and
respect.
我们会让他失望的同时 感觉到同情与尊重
Thank
you.
谢谢
Let's
go.
我们走
So
we
tell
him
she's
a
lesbian
right
跟他说她是拉拉吗
Of
course
we
tell
him
she's
a
lesbian.
当然是说她是拉拉啦
And
hold
three...
保持三
two...
one.
二 一
Very
good.
非常好
Now
let's
try
Warrior
II.
现在试试战士二式
And
hold.
保持
I've
read
that
there
are
great
yogis
有报道指出有些伟大的瑜伽修行者
who
have
such
mastery
over
their
bodies
可以随心所欲掌控自己的身体
they
can
draw
water
in
through
their
genitals.
他们能通过生殖器汲水
Yeah
well
I
don't
think
we're
gonna
get
to
do
that
today.
我们今天还不会练到这一层次
Too
bad.
太遗憾了
It
seems
like
a
good
way
to
drink
a
milk
shake
感觉用这种办法喝奶昔不错
without
getting
brain
freeze.
至少大脑不会冰到痛
And
now
we
go
to
Reverse
Warrior.
现在是反转战士式
How
did
she
get
you
to
do
yoga
她是怎么说服你做瑜伽的
Well
to
be
honest
I
thought
she
said
"Yoda."
说实话 我以为她说的是"尤达"
《星战》里的大师 音似瑜伽
I'm
helping
him
relax
because
unlike
you
我在帮他放松 因为他和你不同
he
supports
me.
他支持我
Oh
how
many
times
do
I
have
to
say
it
究竟要我说多少次啊
I
support
you.
我支持你
Sheldon
take
a
break.
谢尔顿 休息下
Namaste.
合十致敬
Okay
if
you
support
me
what
was
with
that
phone
call
如果你支持我 那通电话是什么意思
Fine.
I'm
not
sure
you
should
have
quit.
好吧 我不确定你是否该辞职
But
if
you
care
so
much
what
I
think
但如果你这么在乎我的想法
why
didn't
you
ask
me
before
you
did
it
你为什么不在辞职前问我呢
Oh
so
now
I
need
your
permission
所以现在我做事需要你的批准吗
Would
you
have
asked
me
before
you
quit
your
job
你在辞职前会征求我的意见吗
Yes.
当然会
I
thought
we
were
in
the
kind
of
relationship
我觉得我们的关系已经到了
where
we
make
decisions
together.
什么事都一起做决定的阶段
If
I'm
wrong
then
maybe
we
need
to
talk
about
如果我错了 那也许我们应该谈谈
the
kind
of
relationship
we're
actually
in.
我们的关系究竟在哪一阶段
Yeah
well
maybe
we
do.
也许是需要谈谈了
I'm
willing
to
if
you
guys
are.
你们想谈的话 我也很乐意谈
Can
we
please
have
some
privacy
给我们一些空间好吗
Y...
No.
不行
I'm
as
much
a
part
of
this
relationship
as
you
two
除了你们俩 我也是这段关系的一名成员
and
I
think
it's
high
time
we
put
all
our
cards
on
the
table.
我觉得是时候大家把话说开了
Yeah.
For
example
where
is
this
going
比如 这段感情的未来在哪里
Are
you
two
ever
getting
married
你们到底会不会结婚
And
if
so
where
will
we
all
live
还有婚后 我们仨要住在哪里
Have
you
thought
about
that
你们有考虑这个问题吗
No.
Penny
-没有 -佩妮呢
Okay
wait.
What
are
we
doing
慢着 我们这是在干嘛
For
some
reason
we're
planning
a
future
不知为何 我们现在谈的是
where
we
both
live
with
Sheldon
forever.
我们与谢尔顿永远住在一起的未来
Good.
Now
we're
getting
somewhere.
很好 总算有点进展了
Look
I
know
you
think
I'm
being
reckless
我知道你觉得我太过鲁莽
and
you
might
be
right
也许你是对的
but
I
need
to
take
this
shot.
但我需要把握这次机会
Yeah
no
kidding.
对 这是说真的
Despite
what
it
says
on
her
resume
尽管她在简历上造假
she
is
no
longer
22.
她早就不是22岁了
I
swear
I
am
on
your
side.
我发誓 我向来支持你
You
keep
saying
you're
on
my
side
你总是口头上说支持我
but
you
don't
act
like
it.
He
does
that
to
me
too.
-而你的言行完全不一致 -他对我也是这样
Why
do
we
put
up
with
it
我们为什么要容忍你这种行为
Listen
I
could
never
do
what
you're
doing
okay
听我说 我永远做不到你现在做的事
I
would
be
terrified.
我没这么大胆
Well
it's
scary
for
me
too.
其实我心里也很害怕
I'm
fine
with
it.
我还好啦
My
point
is
just
because
I
couldn't
do
it
我的意思是 不能因为我做不到
doesn't
mean
you
shouldn't.
就代表你不应该去做
And
I'm
proud
of
you.
我为你骄傲
Okay.
Thank
you.
好的 谢谢
Well
to
celebrate
this
reconciliation
为了庆祝重归于好
let's
all
share
a
milk
shake.
咱们分享一杯奶昔吧
Uh
Penny
you'll
need
a
straw.
佩妮 你用吸管 我们"龙汲水"
You're
back.
Yes
I
am
-你还是回来了 -是的
There's
a
few
more
things
I
want
to
say
to
you.
我还有一些话要对你说
Stuart's
store
is
just
fine
斯图尔特的店挺好的
and
he's
a
much
nicer
person
than
you
are
而且他人也比你好多了
and
if
you
still
have
that
comic
如果那本漫画书还在
I'd
like
to
buy
it
right
now
我现在就想买
No
problem.
没问题
Oh
you
want
a
latte
while
you
wait
等的时候要来杯拿铁吗
No
I
don't
want
a
latte
不 我才不要拿铁
I
want
a
cappuccino
and
a
blueberry
scone
我要卡布奇诺和蓝莓司康饼
I
only
have
chocolate
chip.
我这里只有巧克力曲奇饼
Well
that
sounds
even
better
这更符合姐心意
Thanks
for
coming
to
the
mineral
and
rock
show
with
me.
多谢你们陪我去看矿物岩石展
We're
sorry
Amy
didn't
want
to
go.
很抱歉艾米不想去
Really
really
sorry.
我们真的深感抱歉[后悔]
Who
needs
her
when
I
have
you
guys
有你们陪我 还要她干嘛
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