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T
minus
60
seconds
发射倒数60秒[太空倒数用语]
Oh
it
all
comes
down
to
this
终于到了这关键一刻
Oh
I've
got
butterflies.
我紧张到胃酸要逆流成河了
Don't
get
soft
on
me
Hofstadter.
别在这时候掉链子 霍夫斯塔德
I
will
slap
those
glasses
right
off
your
face.
小心爷一掌把你脸上的眼镜都打飞
What's
going
on
你们这是干嘛
Hey.
We're
about
to
buy
tickets
for
Comic
Con.
我们要抢动漫展的票
T
Minus
45
seconds
发射倒数45秒
They
sell
out
incredibly
fast
票总是被秒速抢光
but
as
long
as
one
of
us
gets
in
we
can
buy
passes...
但只要一人挤进 大家就都能...
Good
Lord
this
is
not
the
time
for
flirting
我的天啊 现在不是调情的时候
Keep
it
in
your
pants
别淫虫上脑了好吗
It's
a
whole
lot
of
weird
before
coffee.
喝上咖啡前就有这种怪事
T
minus
30
seconds
发射倒数30秒
Oh
I
have
to
go
to
the
bathroom
so
bad.
我真的忍不住要去嘘嘘了
Every
year
I
told
you
wear
a
diaper
每年我都叫你穿上尿布
And
I
told
you
I
get
diaper
rash
我也早说了我会起尿布疹
15
seconds
15秒
Oh
this
is
it
关键时刻来了
This
is
it
成败就此一举
This
is
it.
要来啦
Five
four
three
倒数5 4 3
two
one.
It's
live.
-2 1 -开卖啦
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
快点 快点 快点
Anyone
in
有人挤进了吗
No
Not
yet
-没 -还没
Do
not
stop
refreshing
your
screens
记得一直按F5刷新页面
Refresh.
Refresh.
-刷 -刷
Refresh.
我刷
Refresh.
Refresh.
我刷 我再刷
Refresh.
Refresh.
Refresh...
我刷 我刷 我刷刷
Yeah
this
is
not
gonna
be
enough
coffee.
要忍这帮怪人 这么小杯咖啡一定不够啊
Refresh.
Refresh.
Refresh.
我刷 我刷 我刷刷
第七季
第十四集
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Refresh...
Refresh...
Refresh...
我刷 我刷 我刷刷
Refresh...
Refresh...
我刷 我再刷
Refresh.
Refresh.
我刷 我再刷
Refresh.
刷刷刷
Refresh.
It's
been
ten
minutes
我刷 都过了十分钟了
We're
running
out
of
time.
快没时间了
To
be
cool
Yeah.
耍帅时间吗 是啊
I
did
it
I
did
it
I'm
in
the
queue
我成功了 我挤进买票队伍里了
And
they
say
firefighters
are
the
real
heroes.
消防员算啥英雄 他才是真英雄
Uh
what
number
in
line
are
you
你购票序号是第几
Uh
15...
Great
-第15 -太好了
...thousand
211.
Damn
-第15211个 -我靠
Oh
they
only
have
Thursday
and
Sunday
passes
left.
只剩下周四跟周日的票了
Really
Oh
Thursday's
gone.
Just
Sunday
left.
-是吗 -现在周四也没了 只剩周日的了
Oh
Sunday's
the
worst.
Everybody's
leaving
周日是最差劲的一天了 都没什么人了
most
of
good
panels
are
over
大部分值得看的访谈也都结束了
the
only
T
shirts
left
are
small
and
XXXXL
剩下的主题T恤也只剩小号跟超超超超大号
Sunday's
gone.
周日的票也没了
Not
Sunday
I
love
Sunday
别啊 我超爱周日的
So
that's
it
Everything's
sold
out
所以就这样 票全都卖完了吗
Yeah.
是的
I
can't
believe
we're
not
going.
真不敢相信我们去不成了
It's
okay.
没事的
You
know
there
there's
always
WonderCon
in
Anaheim.
阿纳海姆市也有另一个动漫展啊
That
That's
just
as
good.
那个展也还行啊
Excuse
me.
失陪一下
Oh
guys
this
is
really
sad.
你们真是太可怜了
And
in
a
different
way
than
it
was
20
minutes
ago.
而且是有别于20分钟前的那种可怜
I
can't
believe
we
wasted
all
that
time
on
our
Hulk
costumes.
我们浪费大把时间制作绿巨人服装 现在全打水漂了
You
were
all
going
as
the
Hulk
你们本来全打算打扮成绿巨人啊
Not
the
same
Hulk.
不是同一版的绿巨人
Ferrigno
Bana
Norton
and
Ruffalo.
77年版 03年版 08年版 复联版
We
would
have
been
the
angry
green
belles
本来我们会是化装舞会上的一群
of
the
masquerade
ball.
愤怒绿色佳人呢
Yeah.
是啊
And
we're
back
to
the
first
kind
of
sad.
现在又变回第一种"可怜"了
Gentlemen
I
have
the
solution
to
our
Comic
Con
problem.
先生们 我有方法解决动漫展问题了
We
don't
need
them.
忘了那个破展吧
I'm
starting
my
own
convention.
我要自己办一个动漫展
Sheldon
just
buy
scalped
tickets
with
us.
谢尔顿 就跟我们一起去买黄牛票嘛
I
told
you.
Buying
scalped
tickets
is
against
the
rules.
我告诉你 买黄牛票是违反大会规定的
If
you
get
caught
you
get
banned
from
Comic
Con
for
life.
如被发现 终身不得再参与动漫展
Life
Leonard.
终身啊 莱纳德
You're
gonna
feel
pretty
silly
when
we're
80
years
old
想想等我们80岁 你载我去参加动漫展
and
you
have
to
drive
me
down
there
可你进不去 得在车上等我三天时
and
then
wait
in
the
car
for
three
days.
你就会懊恼自己现在的决定
Do
what
you
want.
随便你
We're
getting
scalped
tickets.
我们要去买黄牛票
Oh
I
already
found
a
guy
online
who's
willing
to
sell.
我已经在网上找到一个愿意卖的人了
How
do
you
know
this
isn't
a
sting
operation
你怎么知道这不是动漫展警察
set
up
by
the
Comic
Con
police
布下的钓鱼计划呢
The
same
way
I
know
就跟我知道
that
the
people
in
the
TV
set
can't
see
me.
电视机里的人看不到我一样
Sheldon
just
come
with
us.
谢尔顿 你随大流嘛
You're
not
gonna
make
your
own
convention.
你怎么自己搞一个动漫展啊
You
know
there
was
a
time
你们知道曾几何时
when
Comic
Con
didn't
exist
at
all
在世上还没有动漫展之前
until
one
lone
dreamer
with
a
unique
vision
made
it
happen.
也是一位有理想的孤独梦想家打造起来的
And
you
mark
my
words
你们听好了
I'm
gonna
rip
that
guy
off.
我就是要去山寨他
Yes
I'm
starting
my
own
comic
book
convention
是的 我要自己打造一个动漫展
and
I
thought
that
your
client
Robert
Downey
Jr.
我觉得你的客户 小罗伯特·唐尼[钢铁侠]
would
be
perfect
to
appear
on
our
first
panel.
会是我们第一个访谈节目的完美出席嘉宾
Oh
well
now
why
are
you
saying
"no"
为什么你现在就拒绝了呢
You
haven't
even
asked
him
yet.
你都还没问过他本人意见呢
You
know
excuse
me
不好意思啊
but
I
sat
through
Iron
Man
2.
但我当年耐着性子看完了《钢铁侠2》
I
believe
he
owes
me
two
hours
of
his
time.
他该抽出两个小时的时间 就当还给我
They
hung
up
on
me.
他们居然挂我电话
Did
you
tell
them
that
you're
holding
your
convention
你没有告诉他们 你的动漫展
at
a
Marie
Callender's
是在老牌连锁餐厅举办
Marie Callender 以制作各式各样美味派饼而闻名的餐厅
and
that
every
panelist
gets
a
free
slice
of
pie
每一个受邀嘉宾能获得一块免费的派饼
I
didn't
even
get
to
that
part.
我都还没来得及说呢
Look
even
your
friend
Wil
Wheaton
thinks
就连你的朋友威尔·惠顿都觉得
this
is
a
waste
of
time.
这是在浪费时间
Not
true.
才不是呢
Wil
thinks
this
is
a
great
idea.
威尔觉得这是个很棒的主意
He
was
just
concerned
that
他只是担心
he
wasn't
a
big
enough
celebrity
自己的名气不够大
to
headline
such
an
amazing
event.
无法担任如此重大活动的主打来宾
Also
that's
the
same
day
that
he
shampoos
his
beard.
而且那天他要洗胡子 抽不开身
Sheldon
buddy
I
just
don't
think
谢尔顿 兄弟 我真心觉得
this
is
going
to
come
together
for
you.
你名单上的人是请不到的
You
don't
know
that.
你懂个屁
I
still
have
plenty
of
solid
leads
on
this
list.
这名单上还有几个一定会来的人
Good
luck.
No
wait.
-那祝你好运 -先别走
I
need
you
to
call
Stan
Lee
Leonard
Nimoy
我要你帮我打电话给斯坦·李 伦纳德·尼莫伊
and
Bill
Nye
the
Science
Guy...
还有《比尔教科学》节目的比尔
'cause
legally
I'm
not
allowed
to.
因为从法律上来说 我是禁止接触他们的
Oh
and
also
Carrie
Fisher
对了 还有凯莉·费雪
后来沉迷毒品和酒精
还一度患上躁郁症
《星球大战》中饰演莱娅公主的女星
you
know
'cause
I
hear
she
can
be
pretty
nuts.
因为我听说她是个疯婆子
I
can't
believe
Leonard
is
我真不敢相信莱纳德
spending
hundreds
of
dollars
on
scalped
tickets.
居然花好几百块去买一张黄牛票
Last
week
you
spent
that
on
a
little
dress.
上周 你也花这么多钱去买一条小裙子啊
Yeah
but
those
tickets
only
get
him
into
Comic
Con.
但黄牛票只能让动漫展为他敞开大门
That
dress
gets
me
into
anywhere
I
want.
而那裙子能让任何地方为我敞开大门
Those
tickets
were
pretty
expensive.
那些黄牛票的确很贵
I
had
to
give
Howie
an
advance
on
his
allowance.
我只好让华仔预支他的零用钱
Now
he's
never
gonna
put
his
toys
away.
这下他一定舍不得放开在动漫展买的玩具
Why
can't
they
do
something
sensible
like
Sheldon
为什么他们不能像谢尔顿一样明智
and
start
their
own
comic
book
convention
举办自己的动漫展呢
Also
who
wants
to
throw
me
out
that
window
好吧 谁想把我扔出去窗外
Oh
while
they're
acting
like
teenagers
当他们表现得像个小屁孩时
we
could
do
something
grown
up.
我们应该做点大人做的事
Oh.
You
mean
like
a
museum
你是说去博物馆吗
Yes
like
a
museum
but
anything
else.
对 就像去博物馆那种 但不是
Oh
I
know.
There's
a
nice
hotel
not
far
from
here
我知道这附近有一个不错的酒店
where
they
do
afternoon
tea.
那里可以喝下午茶
Ooh
afternoon
tea
how
sophisticated
of
us.
下午茶 好高端洋气上档次啊
Oh
all
right
if
we're
gonna
be
fancy
好吧 如果我们要去高档场所
I
should
probably
put
on
clean
underwear.
那我最好穿上干净的内衣裤
La
dee
da
哎哟哟
Look
who
has
clean
underwear.
某人居然还有干净的内衣裤
No
we're
gonna
stop
at
Target
on
the
way.
我没有 所以路上得去超市一趟
Hey
since
Sheldon's
not
going
to
Comic
Con
既然谢尔顿不去参加动漫展
maybe
we
could
find
a
cool
trio
to
dress
up
as.
或许我们可以打扮成帅酷三侠
What
if
we
go
as
The
Fantastic
Four
不如我们打扮成神奇四侠
and
just
tell
people
that
the
Invisible
Girl
就告诉其他人其实隐形女侠
神奇四侠包括神奇大侠 霹雳侠 石头侠和隐形女侠
is
standing
there
with
us.
就站在咱们旁边
Oh
and
I
thought
our
days
of
pretending
我还以为我们假装跟
to
be
with
women
who
don't
exist
were
over.
不存在的女人在一起的日子已经远去
Gentlemen
I
am
one
step
away
各位 我离为我的动漫展
from
securing
a
huge
guest
for
my
convention.
搞到一位重量级来宾 只有一步之遥啦
Does
that
step
include
chloroform
那一步是要用麻醉药把人迷晕
and
a
roll
of
duct
tape
外加五花大绑吗
I
don't
think
that
will
be
necessary
我觉得对于詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯来说
for
Mr.
James
Earl
Jones.
完全不需要这样
You
heard
me.
你们听到了吧
The
voice
of
Darth
Vader
他是《星际大战》中黑武士
the
Lion
King's
dad
和《狮子王》中父王的配音员
and
FYI
the
guy
who
says
"This
is
CNN."
那句"这里是美国有线电视新闻网"也是他说的
Which
also
sounds
like
Darth
Vader.
当然那声音听起来就像黑武士
How
are
you
gonna
get
James
Earl
Jones
你怎么能请到詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯
Simple.
Earlier
today
he
Tweeted
很简单 今天早些时候 他在微博上写
that
he's
looking
forward
to
going
to
他很期待晚上要去
his
favorite
sushi
restaurant
for
dinner.
他最爱的寿司店吃晚餐
I
Googled
an
interview
from
four
years
ago
我搜到四年前采访他的报道
which
was
conducted
in
his
favorite
sushi
restaurant.
恰好是在他最爱的寿司店拍摄的
That's
where
he'll
be
and
that's
where
I'm
going
他要去那里 我也会去那里
and...
And
that's
where
Darth
Vader's
-然后 -然后在那里 黑武士
gonna
pour
soy
sauce
on
your
head.
会把酱油倒在你头上
Sheldon
I
don't
care
if
you
get
scalped
tickets
with
us
or
not
谢尔顿 你要不要一起买黄牛票我无所谓
but
please
don't
be
creepy
and
go
stalking
this
poor
guy.
但拜托别像个变态一样跟踪那个可怜的老头
You're
gonna
get
in
trouble.
你会给自己惹麻烦的
You're
the
ones
who
are
going
to
get
in
trouble.
你们才会给自己惹麻烦呢
You're
buying
non
transferable
tickets.
你们居然从一个陌生人手里
And
from
a
stranger
no
less.
买不可转让出售的门票
Not
only
can
you
get
banned
from
Comic
Con
如果被抓到 你们不但会被禁止参加动漫展
if
caught
you
could
be
charged
with
petty
theft.
你们还可能被控告轻微盗窃罪
You
think
about
that
while
I'm
warning
James
Earl
Jones
当我去警告詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯在微博
about
the
danger
of
posting
his
location
on
Twitter.
泄露自己行踪的危险性时 你们好好反省下
He
got
lucky
this
time.
这次碰到我是他走运
There
are
some
weirdoes
out
there.
现在外面很多怪胎跟踪狂呢
《星际大战》黑武士主题曲
Forgot
my
keys.
忘了拿钥匙了
Okay
great.
Bye.
好的 可以 再见
Our
friendly
neighborhood
scalper
我们友好的黄牛党朋友说
says
he's
running
late.
他要晚点到
Does
he
sound
like
a
criminal
他声音听起来像是罪犯吗
What
do
you
mean
这话什么意思
You
know
did
he
say
things
like
他会不会这么说话
"Youse
guys
"
or
"listen
here
see
"
"你们仨小弱鸡" 或者"你们给老子听好了"
Yes.
He
He's
late
对 他迟到是因为
because
he's
on
his
way
here
from
1940.
他得从1940年穿越过来
I'm
just
saying.
提个醒嘛
We
don't
know
who
this
guy
is.
我们不知道这家伙的底细
What
if
he
wants
to
steal
our
money
or
our
kidneys
要是他想偷我们的钱 想割我们的肾
or
make
a
suit
out
of
our
skins
或者是想剥我们的皮做衣服怎么办
Why
would
someone
want
to
make
clothes
out
of
your
skin
人家干嘛要用你的皮肤做衣服啊
I
don't
know.
谁知道呢
Maybe
'cause
dark
doesn't
show
the
stains
没准是因为深色皮肤比较耐脏
Well
now
you're
making
me
wonder
你这么一说 我的确觉得
if
we
should
have
met
him
at
a
neutral
location.
也许我们该选一个中立的地方见面
Why
do
you
think
I
told
him
to
come
to
your
place
所以我才叫他到你家来啊
There
sure
are
a
lot
of
little
kids
here.
这里的小孩子可真多
I
can't
believe
we
thought
this
would
makes
us
feel
grown
up.
不敢相信我们居然以为这里会有成熟的感觉
I
can't
believe
the
waiter
thought
I
was
your
daughter.
我才不敢相信服务生以为我是你女儿
Well
last
time
I
got
dressed
up
我上一次梳妆打扮
and
had
tea
was
when
I
was
five.
享受下午茶时光还是在我五岁那年
Just
me
my
teddy
bear
Raggedy
Ann
and
my
hamster.
当时有我 我的泰迪熊 破烂娃娃和我的仓鼠
That's
cute.
It
was.
-好有爱啊 -的确如此
Till
my
hamster
ate
all
her
babies.
直到我的仓鼠吃光了她的宝宝
It
got
less
cute
really
fast.
立刻就不那么可爱了
Should
we
leave
我们走吗
Well
there's
a
bar
in
the
lobby.
大厅那里有个酒吧
I
could
go
for
a
drink.
我可以喝上一杯
Drinking
in
the
afternoon
just
like
her
mommy.
下午就开始喝酒 有其母必有其女
Let
me
guess.
让我猜猜
You
like
Star
Wars.
你一定喜欢《星际大战》吧
You
know
I've
been
in
other
movies.
要知道 我也演过其他电影
But
you
don't
care
about
those
do
you
但对你来说其他电影根本无所谓 对吗
I
have
one
thing
to
say
to
people
like
you...
对你这种人 我只能说一句话
I
like
Star
Wars
too.
我也好喜欢《星际大战》
Care
to
join
me
愿意赏光坐下吗
Thank
you.
太谢谢你了
My
friend
Leonard
said
我的朋友莱纳德说
if
I
bothered
you
while
you
were
eating
要是在你吃饭时骚扰你
you'd
think
I
was
a
creepy
stalker.
你肯定以为我是个变态跟踪狂
Well
your
friend
Leonard
sounds
like
a
real
weenie.
这位莱纳德听起来是个孬种呢
He
is
Mr.
Earl
Jones
he
is.
你说对了 厄尔·琼斯先生 他就是
Okay
so
I'm
on
a
Comic
Con
message
board
我正在浏览一个动漫展的留言板
and
there's
a
post
from
a
guy
有个家伙发了帖
where
he
says
he
got
caught
using
someone
else's
badge...
说他冒用别人的票被发现了
and
Sheldon
was
right
而且谢尔顿也说对了
he
did
get
charged
with
petty
theft.
Guys...
他被以轻微盗窃罪起诉了 各位
if
I
go
to
jail
dressed
as
the
Human
Torch
要是我穿着霹雳侠的服装被送进监狱
霹雳侠服装是紧身衣
that
might
send
the
wrong
message.
肯定会引起误会的
Maybe
this
isn't
a
good
idea.
或许这的确不是个好主意
I
can
text
the
guy
and
tell
him
we
changed
our
minds.
我可以给他发短信说我们反悔了
Do
it.
就这么做吧
Okay.
好呀
We're
officially
not
going
to
Comic
Con.
我们正式决定不去动漫展
Hold
on.
We
always
do
this.
等一下 我们总做同样的事
Do
what
Chicken
out.
-做什么事 -临阵退缩
We're
we're
so
afraid
of
getting
into
trouble
我们太害怕惹祸上身
that
we
never
do
anything
wrong.
所以我们从来也不敢做坏事
That's
'cause
we're
the
good
guys.
因为我们是好人啊
Even
Batman
breaks
the
rules.
就算是蝙蝠侠也有不守规矩的时候
You
know
I
struggle
with
Batman.
你知道我对蝙蝠侠爱恨交加
I
I
say
this
one
time
就这一次也好
instead
of
wimping
out
let's
be
badasses
别再畏手畏脚了 让我们放纵一次吧
Okay
I'll
be
a
badass
好呀 变坏就变坏
but
only
if
you
pinky
swear
to
be
one
too.
可你要和人家打勾勾约定你也要变坏
Howard
you
in
on
this
No
need.
-霍华德 你要加入吗 -不用了
I'm
breaking
rules
all
the
time.
哥就是一个不守规矩的活教材
Name
one.
Last
night.
-举个例子 -昨晚
Drank
my
Pepto
straight
out
of
the
bottle.
我直接从瓶嘴喝了舒胃灵
What
about
that
little
cup
they
give
you
你没用人家发附赠的小杯杯吗
Yeah.
没错
What
about
it
那又怎么样
A
Are
you
impressed
by
that
有被他的气势震住吗
A
little.
Yeah
me
too.
-有一点 -我也是
You
know
when
I
first
read
the
script
for
Empire
Strikes
Back
当我读《帝国反击战》的剧本
and
Darth
Vader
told
Luke
he
was
his
father...
第一次读到黑武士告诉卢克自己是他父亲时
...I
thought
for
sure
he
was
lying.
我想这家伙肯定在说谎
Me
too
我也有同感
But
he
wasn't
was
he
可他没有说谎 对不对
He
was
not
他没有
How
messed
up
was
that
还能再狗血一点吗
So
messed
up.
太狗血了
What
do
you
say
let's
go
have
some
fun
我们一起去开心一下 好不好
My
wife's
in
New
York
我老婆在纽约
and
I
got
a
Lion
King
residual
check
我有一张《狮子王》的酬金支票
burning
a
hole
in
my
pocket.
都快在我口袋里磨出茧来了
So
afternoon
tea
was
a
bust.
所以 下午茶一点不好玩
On
the
bright
side
every
six
year
old
there
从好的方面看 每个六岁的小女孩
was
jealous
of
my
tiara.
都对我的皇冠羡慕嫉妒恨
Not
gonna
lie
it
felt
good.
实话实说 这种感觉倍儿爽
Let
me
ask
you
a
question
我问你
When
did
you
guys
start
feeling
grown
up
你们何时开始意识到自己长大成人了
'Cause
I
am
not
sure
I
do.
因为我对自己有点迷惘了
Honestly
I
thought
when
I
got
married
I
would
老实说 我以为结婚会让我变得成熟
but
I
still
kind
of
feel
like
I'm
pretending.
可我依然觉得自己还在拼命装大人
It
doesn't
help
that
most
of
my
clothes
come
from
Gap
Kids.
衣服都是童装部买的 难怪会底气不足
Okay
so
I'm
an
adult
我算是个成年人了
and
the
other
day
I
saw
an
old
man
slip
and
fall
down
那天我看到一位老人滑倒在地
and
I
laughed.
于是我笑了
I
mean
I
laughed
hard.
笑得花枝乱颤
Like
like
out
loud.
简直是 放声大笑
If
he
was
conscious
he
would've
heard
me.
他如果没昏过去 肯定听到我在大声笑
Oh
my
gosh.
I
know.
-天啊 -我知道
One
of
the
tennis
balls
came
off
his
walker
他的助行器上垫底的网球掉了一颗
and
bounced
right
off
his
head.
I
mean...
正好弹在他的头上 那真是
I...
I
almost
wet
myself.
我差点笑尿了
I
guess
you
had
to
be
there.
不身临其境是无法体会滴
I
think
I
have
you
both
beat.
我觉得我比你们都惨
Imagine
trying
to
feel
like
a
grown
up
试想一下 我得硬装出成熟
when
you've
never
even
been
with
a
man.
可我从来没跟男人发生过关系
Okay
sex
is
not
what
makes
you
a
grown
up.
做爱不代表你就长大了
Yeah.
Or
you'd
be
the
oldest
one
here.
对啊 不然这里你最老了
Really
是吗
Is
that
how
you
talk
to
your
mother
你就这么跟你老妈说话的吗
He
just
parked.
He's
on
his
way
up.
他停车了 马上上来
Good.
This
is
exciting.
太好了 好激动啊
It
is.
I
feel
alive.
Yeah.
-就是 -是啊
What
if
we
do
get
caught
who
cares
就算我们被抓了又有什么所谓
So
we
get
banned
from
Comic
Con.
不就是被禁止参加动漫展嘛
Maybe
slapped
with
a
fine.
Oh
no.
-也许交个罚款 -不不
I'll
be
an
astronaut
and
a
bad
boy
我既是宇航员 又是坏男人
how
will
women
keep
their
pants
on
女人怎么克制得住对我的冲动呢
Uh
maybe
it'll
come
up
when
I
apply
for
citizenship.
或许当我申请公民资格时 还能显摆一下这事
Oh
crap
what
if
it
comes
up
when
I
apply
for
citizenship
靠 万一申请公民资格时 这事被知道了怎么办
I
wonder
if
we'd
have
to
disclose
something
like
this
不知道我们申请津贴时 这种事
when
we
apply
for
grants.
需不需要坦白上报
He's
gonna
be
here
any
second
what
should
we
do
他马上就来了 我们怎么办
You
guys
are
such
babies.
你们这两个没用的小屁孩
I'll
handle
this.
交给哥处理吧
If
he
thinks
we're
not
home
he'll
go
away.
如果他以为我们不在家 就会走了
I
thought
you
were
a
badass.
你不是坏男人吗
I
lied
about
the
Pepto
I
always
use
the
little
cup
舒胃灵的事我说谎了 我都是用小杯子喝的
Is
it
true
as
a
child
you
were
a
stutterer
你小时候 曾经是个结巴
and
were
functionally
mute
for
eight
years
而且八年不能说话 这事是真的吗
It
is
true.
是真的
Is
it
true
they
used
scuba
gear
他们用水中呼吸器制造出
to
create
the
sound
of
Darth
Vader
breathing
黑武士的呼吸声 这事是真的吗
They
sure
did.
是真的
Is
it
true
that
you
were
premed
in
college
你读过医学预科 差点成为医生
and
you
almost
became
a
doctor
这事是真的吗
That's
right.
千真万确
Oh
James
詹姆斯
I
could
listen
to
your
stories
all
night.
你的故事 我听一整晚都不腻
I
mean
really
what's
so
great
about
being
grown
up
说真的 长大成人有什么好的呀
Well
for
starters
we'd
be
splitting
this
check
three
ways.
首先 这张账单可以三人平分
I'm
serious.
Who
wants
to
do
all
that
stuff
我说真的 谁愿意做这些事啊
Have
insurance
pay
mortgages
买保险 还贷款
leave
one
of
those
little
notes
when
you
hit
a
parked
car.
撞到停着的车后 还要留张自己联系方式的小条
I
told
you
it
was
Penny.
我跟你说了是佩妮
Oh
come
on
it
wasn't
me.
拜托 不是我
Anyone
could
have
knocked
your
mirror
off...
任何人都有可能撞掉你的后视镜
or
whatever
happened.
或是其它什么的
Maybe
the
guys
are
right.
也许男生们说得对
I
mean
we
spent
the
whole
night
trying
to
be
mature
我们整晚都想显得成熟
and
it
was
kind
of
boring.
其实蛮无聊的
I'm
sure
they're
having
more
fun
than
we
are.
我相信他们一定比我们要玩得开心
Oh
God
I
could
really
use
老天爷 我现在
exactly
two
tablespoons
of
Pepto
right
now.
还真用得着两大勺舒胃灵
Hey
Los
Angeles
洛杉矶
I'm
on
a
Ferris
wheel
with
Darth
Vader
我和黑武士一起坐摩天轮
And
he's
nicer
than
you
think
他比你们想象的要友善多了
I
am
是啊
In
the
jungle
the
mighty
jungle
在丛林里 非凡的丛林里
The
lion
sleeps
tonight
狮子今晚睡着了
Bring
it
home
Mufasa.
露一手 穆法沙
穆法沙是狮子王的父亲
《狮子今晚睡着了》是《狮子王》电影著名插曲
I
don't
understand
what
we're
doing.
我不明白这是做什么
Whose
house
is
that
这是谁的家
Carrie
Fisher.
凯莉·费雪
And
she's
a
little
crazy
她是个疯婆子
so
get
ready
to
run.
准备好闪人
It's
not
funny
anymore
James
这一点都不好玩 詹姆斯
Then
why
am
I
laughing
那我为什么在笑呢
Ah
Sheldon
this
is
the
perfect
end
谢尔顿 这是完美之夜的
to
a
perfect
night.
完美结局
Okay.
好吧
Yeah
but
I
think
it
could
have
ended
with
the
karaoke.
但我觉得卡拉OK时就已经是完美的结局
What
were
you
trying
to
ask
me
at
the
strip
club
你在脱衣舞俱乐部时想问我什么来着
How
much
does
it
cost
to
get
them
off
my
lap
让她们从我大腿上下去要花多少钱
No.
Something
about
a
convention.
不 什么展的事
Oh
right
Well...
对哦 是这样的
my
friends
and
I
couldn't
get
into
Comic
Con
this
year
我和小伙伴们今年没买到动漫展的票
and
I
was
trying
to
start
my
own
convention
我想自己举办一个动漫展
and
I
was
going
to
ask
我想问你
if
you
would
be
a
panelist.
你能受邀来参加访谈吗
Why
don't
you
and
your
friends
come
to
Comic
Con
with
me
你和小伙伴们何不跟我一起去动漫大会呢
Really
Of
course.
-真的吗 -当然
And
San
Diego
is
right
across
the
border
而且地球上我最爱的城市
from
my
favorite
city
on
Earth
就在圣地亚哥边界旁
Tijuana...
提华纳[墨西哥城市 毒品猖獗]
...where
I'm
taking
you
every
night
我每晚都会带你去
Ay
yi
yi.
亲娘滴
Ay
yi
yi
bang
bang.
亲娘滴 好爽哦
So
Beau
Bridges
is
on
my
shoulders
博·布里奇斯在我肩膀上
and
Jeff
Bridges
is
on
Marlon
Brando's
shoulders
杰夫·布里奇斯在马龙·白兰度的肩膀上
所说人物皆为知名老牌好莱坞电影明星
and
remember
we
do
not
have
permission
to
be
in
the
pool
别忘了 我们没得到进泳池的允许
Hey
Sheldon
wake
up
谢尔顿 醒醒
And...
然后
Angie
Dickinson
is
about
to
sic
the
dogs
on
us
安吉·迪金森准备放狗咬我们
and
I
go
under
the
water
and
Marlon
goes
under
the
water
我跳下水 马龙也跳下水
and
the
water
raises
about
two
feet
水花溅起了两尺高
and
sloshes
all
over
her
patio
溅得她露台上到处都是
and
the
dogs
freak
out
and
run
like
hell
把狗吓坏了 拼命逃跑
and
then
we
run
like
hell...
然后我们也拼命逃跑
Oh
boy
老天啊
That
was
a
lot
of
fun.
太搞笑了
Uh...
who's
Angie
Dickinson
安吉·迪金森是谁啊
生于1931年的知名美腿好莱坞女星
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