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Okay...
好吧
It
feels
like
it
wasn't
that
long
ago
感觉没多久之前
we
were
here
doing
this
for
Halley.
我们才来这里为哈雷做产检啊
'Cause
it
wasn't.
因为真的没多久
Which
reminds
me
before
we
leave
感谢你提醒我 在我们走之前
let's
get
you
a
vasectomy.
先把你给结扎了
Oh
that's
sweet
but
today
is
all
about
you.
真有心 但今天你才是主角
So
you
two
ready
to
find
out
the
sex
of
this
baby
你们俩准备好知道孩子的性别了吗
Yeah.
Absolutely.
-是的 -当然
Is
Halley
hoping
for
a
little
brother
or
a
little
sister
哈雷是想要个弟弟还是妹妹呢
Well
she's
nine
months
old
她才九个月大
so
unless
it
jingles
or
is
in
my
bra
she
doesn't
care.
她只对有音乐或在我胸罩里的东西感兴趣
And
how
about
you
two
那你们俩心里呢
You
know
for
the
first
one
we
really
wanted
a
girl
生第一个时 我们很想要个女孩
but
this
time
around
we
don't
have
a
preference.
但这一次来说 我们都可以啦
Yeah.
Boy
girl
as
long
as
it's
healthy.
是啊 男孩女孩 只要健康就好
Well
it's
a
boy.
是个男孩
Come
on
you
can't
really
be
disappointed.
不是吧 你们不是真的失望吧
Hey
I
barely
know
how
to
be
a
man
myself.
我自己都当不好一个男人了
Now
I
have
to
teach
someone
现在还得教别人吗
As
the
saying
goes
those
who
can't
do
teach
常言道"没能力的 就去教人"
Don't
you
want
a
little
version
of
Howard
你不想要个孩子版的霍华德吗
I
already
have
a
little
version
of
Howard.
我已经有个孩子版的霍华德了
Now
I'm
having
a
son
我现在要有儿子了
I'll
have
to
teach
him
how
to
play
sports
我得教他各种体育运动
and
and
watch
sports
还得带他看体育比赛
and
and
and
and
and
and...
然后... 然后... 然后...
He
just
ran
out
of
man
things.
He's
in
trouble.
他想不出还有什么爷们的事了 碰到了困难
It's
okay.
We're
all
here
to
help.
没事啊 我们都会帮忙你
Yes.
And
this
baby
will
have
plenty
of
manly
role
models.
对啊 这孩子会有许多很爷们的榜样
Now
I'm
certain
that
whatever
Bernadette
can't
teach
him
我很确定伯纳黛特教不了他的东西
Penny
can.
佩妮能教
Uh
she
can
pee
into
a
bottle.
她尿得进瓶子里呢
Anything
with
a
neck
wider
than
a
nickel.
只要瓶口大过硬币就行
Howie
there's
a
lot
of
amazing
things
you
can
teach
a
son.
华仔 你有很多能教我们孩子的事情啊
Yeah.
You
do
always
know
how
to
pick
just
the
right
antacid.
对啊 比如你总是能选出最合适的抑酸剂
I
don't
know
if
I
can
teach
that.
我不知道这个能否传承
It's
just
something
I
was
born
with.
这是我与生俱来的天赋
Come
on.
You
can
build
things.
打起精神来嘛 你还会造东西啊
You
were
an
astronaut.
你还曾是个宇航员
That's
true.
这倒是
You
know
as
a
kid
I
used
to
make
model
rockets.
我小时候就曾经搭过火箭模型
That'd
be
pretty
cool
to
do
with
a
son.
估计跟儿子一起搭还挺不错
Model
rockets.
Finally
something
interesting.
火箭模型 终于聊到点有意思的了
What
is
your
preferred
mode
of
recovery
你倾向用何种方式回收火箭呢
Sheldon
we're
helping
our
friends.
谢尔顿 现在是在帮忙我们的朋友
And
we
got
to
model
rockets
yeah
然后聊到了火箭模型不是吗
It
was
a
tedious
road
but
well
worth
the
effort.
虽然路程索然无味 但皇天不负有心人
So
have
you
thought
of
any
names
Amy.
-你们帮他想好名字了吗 -艾米
We
finally
got
to
model
rockets.
我们终于聊到了火箭模型
Why
are
you
turning
back
你干嘛把话题又转回去
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第四集
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171020
Hey
where
are
you
going
你要去哪里
Back
to
the
dry
cleaner.
Look
at
this.
回去干洗店 你看这个
They
didn't
get
the
stain
out
of
my
Starfleet
uniform.
他们没把我星际舰队的制服洗干净
Well
if
you
didn't
make
me
wear
the
green
body
paint
in
bed
要不是你整天让我涂绿漆再穿它跟你上床
星际联邦的正规军队及外太空探索部队
影集《星际迷航》中
you
wouldn't
have
to
get
it
dry
cleaned
so
much.
你也不用常常拿去让人干洗了
Nah
it's
worth
it.
没事 值得
Hey
wait
it's
your
mom.
等等 是你妈妈打来
Oh
too
bad.
She
just
missed
me
太遗憾 她错过我了
Hey
Beverly.
你好啊 贝弗利
Oh
hello
Penny.
你好啊 佩妮
Uh
Leonard
just
left.
莱纳德刚走
He's
gonna
be
so
upset
he
mssed
your
call.
他要知道错过了你电话 一定会很难过
为什么会
Because
he...
因为他...
Yeah
I
don't
know.
我也不知道
How
are
you
你最近好吗
Did
you
mean
personally
or
professionally
你是指个人方面还是工作上
Um
personally
个人方面
Like
what'd
you
do
last
night
比如你昨晚干嘛了
I
had
Cuban
food
at
the
home
of
a
man
我去了一个男人家中吃了古巴菜
with
whom
I
shared
unsatisfying
intercourse.
然而与他的性爱并不太让人满足
Wow.
Okay.
好吧
And
to
anticipate
your
next
questions
根据我掐指一算你的下一个问题
roasted
pork
and
sideways
missionary.
答案是烤猪肉与侧身传教士式
Sure.
Sure.
'Cause
you
were
full.
当然 不意外 毕竟你们吃很饱
I
haven't
looked
at
all
this
stuff
in
years.
我多少年没看过这些东西了
Had
it.
有过
Had
it.
我也有
Burnt
down
my
garage
with
it.
我家车库烧了全靠它
I
had
three
model
rockets
as
a
kid
我小时候有过三个火箭模型
and
that
was
the
largest
space
program
in
India.
那是印度最大的三个太空计划了
You
have
a
replica
Saturn
V
你居然有土星五号火箭的模型吗
Yeah.
My
dad
bought
it
before
he
you
know
对啊 我爸在他... 你懂的
abandoned
our
family.
抛妻弃子前买给我的
Lucky
duck.
你可真幸福
Could
never
bring
myself
to
open
it
without
him.
一直不想在没有他的情况下拆开
It's
silly.
真傻
No
it's
not
silly.
一点都不傻啊
I
always
wanted
my
dad
to
build
rockets
with
me
我也一直想要我爸爸跟我一起做火箭模型
but
he
wasn't
interested.
可是他没兴趣
Ah
yes
disappointing
fathers.
是啊 令人失望的父亲们
Tell
me
about
it.
可不是咋的
I
remember
for
my
16th
birthday
my
dad
bought
me
a
Mercedes.
我还记得我16岁生日 我爸给我买了奔驰
Like
a
little
one
like
a
starter
Mercedes.
那种小台 入门款的奔驰而已
He
had
barely
handed
me
the
keys
他前脚刚把车钥匙给我
before
he
had
to
rush
back
to
work.
后脚就得赶去上班
I
didn't
see
him
again
till
like
我就再也没见过他...
pretty
late
that
night.
一直到那天深夜他才回来
Anyway...
言归正传
...as
angry
as
I
was
with
him
leaving
虽然我对他的离去还有怨气
building
this
stuff
is
probably
what
led
me
但我大概就是因为搭过这些模型
to
become
an
engineer.
才去当了工程师
I
suppose
in
his
own
way
我想我爸爸也是
my
dad
also
encouraged
me
to
pursue
science.
用了他自己的方法鼓励我追求科学
I
mean
he
is
the
one
that
taught
me
比如就是他教了我
that
flatulence
is
combustible.
原来屁是可燃的
And
also
polyester
gym
shorts
don't
burn.
还有 涤纶运动短裤不会烧起来
They
melt.
而是会融化
Yeah
I
guess
I'm
an
astrophysicist
because
是啊 我想我会成为天体物理学家
as
a
kid
I
said
I
like
to
look
at
the
stars
也是因为小时候 我说我想看星星
so
my
dad
sent
me
to
Hawaii
to
visit
the
Keck
telescope.
所以我爸送我去夏威夷看凯克望远镜
是世界上口径第二大的光学/近红外线望远镜
夏威夷凯克天文台的凯克望远镜
Screw
you.
My
pain
is
real.
去你们的 哥的苦你们不懂
You
know
what
Forget
the
past.
其实呢 忘了那些往事吧
What
do
you
say
you
and
me
build
this
rocket
我们俩一起来搭这个火箭模型如何
That
sounds
like
it
could
be
a
real
bonding
experience
for
us.
感觉可以是一次我们俩真正交心的机会
Right
对吧
Oh
I
see.
我懂了
Oh
you
think
that's
a
positive.
你觉得这是一件好事
So
you
don't
want
to
hang
out
with
Sheldon
and
Howard
所以你不想跟谢尔顿与霍华德玩了吗
No
they
were
bonding
over
their
sad
childhoods
他们因为可怜的童年而聊得来
and
my
stupid
parents
were
always
there
for
me.
而我的臭爸妈却从小在我身旁支持我
What's
all
this
这些是什么
I'm
just
boxing
up
all
the
clothes
Halley's
outgrown.
我在把哈雷穿不下的衣服装箱收起来
Guess
we
won't
need
them
anymore.
以后估计是用不到了
Oh
well
slow
down.
别着急
I'm
sure
there's
some
you
could
reuse
for
a
boy.
里面有一部分男孩也能穿的吧
Daddy's
little
girl
爸爸的小女孩吗
Okay
well
what
if
we
uh
change
it
to
say
好吧 但如果我们把他改成...
Daddy's
little
girl
magnet
爸爸的小女孩杀手
Boom
Boy
shirt.
你看 小帅哥就能穿啦
What
about
this
这件呢
Uh
okay.
好吧
Uh
pull
off
the
skirt
slap
a
lightning
bolt
on
the
front
把裙子部分去掉 在前胸加个闪电的符号
and
you
got
baby
Flash.
就成了闪电侠宝宝
Stick
a
long
sleeve
under
it.
在底下加长袖
Boom
Baby
Sheldon.
你看 就成了谢尔顿宝宝
Wow
you're
really
good
at
this.
你很在行嘛
Oh
please.
拜托
This
isn't
my
first
time
turning
girl
clothes
into
boy
clothes.
我也不是第一次把女娃装改成男娃装了
Why
You
got
your
sister's
hand
me
downs
怎么 你小时候也穿过姐姐的二手衣吗
Yeah
that.
就当是吧
Oh.
I
should've
brought
peanuts.
我应该带点花生的
You
can't
eat
peanuts.
You're
allergic.
你又不能吃花生 你会过敏
If
you
die
who's
going
to
drive
me
home
你要是死了 谁来开车送我回家呢
I'm
not
gonna
eat
them.
我不会吃的
It's
a
thing
they
do
at
JPL.
这是喷气推进实验室做会的事
负责开发与管理无人空间探测任务
美国国家航空航天局的一个下属机构
When
the
Ranger
mission
finally
had
a
successful
launch
当徘徊者号终于成功发射的那一次
发射过9次
只成功过5次
美国在1960年代进行的无人太空任务
there
were
peanuts
in
the
room.
控制中心就有花生
Ever
since
then
they
have
them
at
every
launch.
从那时起 每次发射都会摆上花生
That
sounds
like
a
silly
superstition.
听起来是很白痴的封建迷信
It's
more
of
a
tradition.
应该说是传统
Oh
I
do
love
a
tradition.
传统我倒是很喜欢
Could
you
pull
over
at
the
next
peanut
store
下一家花生店你能不能靠边停一下
I
don't
think
that's
a
real
thing.
没有这种店吧
Oh
don't
be
pedantic.
脑筋怎么转不过来弯呢
Any
nut
store
will
do.
随便一家坚果店都行啊
I
I
don't
think
we
can
get
peanuts
out
here.
这附近应该没有卖花生的
Ah
well
then
this
whole
day's
ruined.
好吧 那今天就毁了
Now
that
I
think
about
it
maybe
it
is
more
of
a
superstition.
现在想想 其实这更应该只是迷信
Whew
That
was
close.
那好险啊
Oh
uh
hey
Beverly
you
called
my
phone
not
Leonard's.
贝弗利 你打的是我手机 不是莱纳德的
Actually
I
was
hoping
to
speak
with
you.
其实我是想和你聊聊
Is
this
a
good
time
现在方便吗
Uh
that
depends.
看情况
What
time
is
it
where
you
are
你那边现在几点
Uh
just
after
5
00.
下午刚过5点
Yeah
that
counts.
好吧 那也作数
西方文化认为下午5点前是工作时间 不宜饮酒
What's
up
有什么事
Well
I
enjoyed
our
conversation
the
other
day
我挺喜欢我们前几天的对话
and
I
was
hoping
to
continue
it.
希望能继续
Really
真的吗
Uh
yes.
You
may
find
this
surprising
真的 你可能会感到意外
but
I
don't
have
a
lot
of
what
you
would
call
girlfriends.
但其实我没有很多你所谓的"闺蜜"
What
不会吧
Of
course
there
are
my
female
colleagues
当然也有些女同事
but
uh
they're
all
Freudians
不过她们都是弗洛伊德学派的
so
the
only
boy
that
I
can
dish
about
is
my
father.
所以我能和她们抱怨的男人就只有我父亲
恋父情节就是由弗洛伊德所提出的
Uh
well
you
know
I'm
here
for
you.
好吧 我随时奉陪
What
do
you
want
to
talk
about
你想聊什么
Well
last
time
we
focused
on
my
life.
上次我们主要聊了我的生活
If
we're
going
to
be
real
girlfriends
如果我们要当真正的闺蜜
we
should
talk
about
you
as
well.
也应该聊聊你的生活
Well
you
know
if
we're
gonna
be
real
girlfriends
如果我们要当真正的闺蜜
we
should
get
a
third
girl
we
can
trash
behind
her
back.
就应该再找个女生加入 才能在背后说她坏话
Oh
so
we'd
be
catty.
那我们就是阴损姐妹喵
Oh
I
like
it.
我喜欢
What
about
Sheldon's
fiance
谢尔顿的未婚妻怎么样
She
seems
a
bit
dour.
她好像挺死气沉沉的
Ooh
dour
Meow.
死气沉沉吗 毒喵啊
All
right.
好了
Here
we
go.
来吧
L
minus
ten
nine...
准备发射 十 九
Wait
what
are
you
doing
It's
T
minus
等等 你这是干什么 应该说"发射倒计时"
I
was
an
astronaut.
We
used
L
minus.
我曾是宇航员 我们的用语是"准备发射"
But
this
is
a
Saturn
V
可这模型是土星五号
and
when
they
launched
those
they
said
T
minus
当年发射这种火箭时 是说倒计时
It's
my
rocket
We're
doing
it
my
way.
这是我的火箭 要按我说的做
Fine.
好吧
I'm
not
saying
I
know
why
your
dad
left
我不是说我知道你父亲当年离开的原因
but
I
think
I'm
getting
an
idea.
不过我好像明白了
L
minus
准备发射
ten
nine
eight
十 九 八
seven
six...
七 六
'Cause
you're
kind
of
bossy.
因为你挺霸道的
...five
four
three
two
五 四 三 二
one...
一
I
remember
them
going
up
higher.
我记得它们能飞更高啊
Well
that's
perfect.
这下好了
I
mean
the
one
thing
I
thought
I
could
do
with
my
son
我唯一一件以为能和儿子一起做的事
I
can't
even
do
that
right.
我都做不好
Well
if
you
want
to
see
it
again
I
got
it
on
video.
你要是想再看一遍 我录了视频
Looks
pretty
cool
in
slow
motion.
用慢镜播放看起来还挺酷的
Thank
you
for
your
support.
谢谢你的支持
You're
welcome.
I
was
being
sarcastic.
-不客气 -我是在说反话
How
dare
you
你好大的胆
Sheldon
what
am
I
gonna
do
谢尔顿 我该怎么办
I
mean
what
do
I
know
about
raising
a
boy
我哪懂该如何养育一个男孩
What
do
you
know
about
raising
a
girl
难道你懂该如何养育女孩吗
Oh
my
God
you're
right.
天啊 你说得对
Well
I
don't
know
if
that
was
sarcasm
or
not.
我不知道那是不是讽刺
So
either
you're
welcome
or
hey
所以 要么不客气 要么你讨厌
Leonard
did
you
really
just
text
me
from
the
couch
莱纳德 你不是真的从沙发那发短信
to
put
extra
mustard
on
your
sandwich
叫我给你的三明治多放点黄芥末吧
I
was
worried
you
might
not
check
your
e
mail.
我还担心你可能不会看手机呢
I
swear
to
God
I
will
throw
this
out.
我发誓 我会把三明治扔了
That
one
was
not
me.
这条不是我发的
Oh
wait
it
was
just
your
mom.
等等 是你妈
My
mother's
texting
you
我妈给你发短信吗
Yeah.
We've
been
talking
a
lot
lately.
是啊 最近我们常聊天
Why
为什么
She
sick
of
talking
to
the
magic
mirror
on
the
wall
坏皇后跟墙上的魔镜聊腻了吗
No
I
think
she's
lonely.
不是啦 我觉得她寂寞了
She's
been
reaching
out.
她最近常找我聊
Okay
just
be
careful.
好吧 小心点
You
think
you're
getting
close
to
her
你以为自己和她更亲近了
and
the
next
thing
you
know
you're
featured
in
a
book
殊不知下一刻 你就被写进书里
called
He's
Doing
It
On
Purpose
Raising
a
Teenage
Bed
Wetter.
书名叫《他是故意的: 养育一个尿床的青少年》
No
it's
not
like
that.
不是那样的
You
know
she's
been
opening
up
about
her
life
她最近常分享她的生活
and
she's
actually
been
really
supportive
about
mine.
而且对我的生活也给予很多支持
Really
Yeah.
-真的吗 -是啊
I've
been
telling
her
about
my
job
我跟她说了我工作的事
and
she
said
she
was
proud
of
me.
她说她为我感到骄傲
Well
that's
great.
真好
Never
told
me
she
was
proud
of
me.
她从没说过为我感到骄傲
Even
when
I
stayed
dry
for
a
whole
month.
哪怕我有一整个月都没尿床
Do
you
not
want
me
to
be
friends
with
your
mom
你不希望我和你妈做朋友吗
Well
let's
be
clear.
我们把话说清楚
I
I
married
you
to
hurt
her.
我娶你是为了伤害她
You're
kind
of
ruining
it.
这乐趣现在要被你毁了
Reason
number
13
to
feel
good
开心的第13个理由
as
a
launch
it
was
bad
作为一次发射 很失败
but
as
an
explosion
it
was
glorious.
但作为一次爆炸 简直壮丽
Reason
14
第14个理由
you
still
have
all
your
fingers
你十根手指都还在
and
boys
prefer
a
dad
with
fingers.
男孩都喜欢有手指的爸爸
Thanks
for
trying
感谢你的努力
but
you're
not
gonna
be
able
to
cheer
me
up.
但你没法让我开心的
Well
how
about
this
then
那这招怎么样
You
quit
your
whining
before
I
give
you
别再叽叽歪歪了
something
to
cry
about
young
man.
否则我打到你"鸡歪" 年轻人
What
什么
Those
are
comforting
words
my
father
would
often
say.
我父亲以前常用这些话安慰我
Did
it
help
有帮助吗
I
turned
out
great.
我现在是人中龙凤啊
You
tell
me.
你说呢
Let's
get
going.
我们走吧
Are
you
gonna
be
this
mopey
all
the
way
home
回家路上你也要这么丧吗
I
don't
know
maybe.
我不知道 可能吧
There
any
chance
you'd
be
cheered
up
那超高难度的三角函数谜题
by
an
amazing
trigonometry
riddle
能让你打起精神吗
Well
if
you
can't
answer
that
你要是连这个都回答不了
there's
no
way
you're
gonna
get
this
riddle.
那你肯定也解不了题
Oh
hey
hey
what
do
you
think
你觉得怎么样
Just
because
it's
a
boy
I
don't
think
you
need
to
虽说是男孩 但你也不用在他衣服上
put
a
picture
of
genitals
on
his
shirt.
缝个生殖器图案吧
But
that's
a
baseball
bat
with
two
little
baseballs.
那是棒球棒和两颗小棒球啦
Okay
and
now
I
see
it.
现在我看出来了
So
you
know
I
understand
why
我能理解为什么
Howard
is
nervous
about
having
a
son
霍华德为儿子的出生而紧张
but
are
you
really
upset
about
it
可你是真的不开心吗
No
I'm
fine.
我其实还好啦
It's
just
I
grew
up
with
a
bunch
of
brothers
只是我从小在兄弟堆中长大
so
I
thought
it'd
be
nice
for
Halley
to
have
a
sister.
所以我觉得哈雷有个妹妹挺好的
Is
that
wrong
这个想法错了吗
Of
course
it's
wrong.
当然错了
You
don't
know
what
this
little
boy's
gonna
be
like.
你又不知道这个男孩会成长为怎样的人
Maybe
he'll
be
rough
and
tumble
也许他会粗鲁莽撞
or
maybe
he'll
be
sweet
and
sensitive
也许他会温柔敏感
or
maybe
he'll
be
all
those
things
like
me.
也许他会集上述性格为一身 就像我
You're
rough
and
tumble
你粗鲁又莽撞吗
You
bet
I
am
bitch.
来试试看啊 小婊砸
But
I'm
also
sensitive
and
regret
saying
that.
但我也很敏感 我收回刚才的话
Hey.
Hello.
-嗨 -好呀
You
got
a
sec
有空吗
Sure.
What's
up
有呀 怎么了
Penny's
been
talking
to
my
mother
佩妮最近一直在和我妈聊天
like
they're
best
friends
and
it's
kind
of
freaking
me
out.
就像最好的闺蜜一样 让我瘆得慌
I'm
pretty
sure
they're
not
best
friends.
我敢肯定她俩不是最好的闺蜜
'Cause
you
can
only
have
one
best
friend.
因为每个人只能有一个最好的闺蜜
And
Penny
has
that
and
it's
me.
佩妮名花有主了 那就是我
Oh
really
Is
she
FaceTiming
with
you
right
now
是吗 那她正和你在视频吗
Because
she's
FaceTiming
with
my
mom
and
believe
me
因为她现在正跟我妈视频呢
that
is
not
a
face
you
want
to
spend
time
with.
而我妈那张脸 应该让人看不下去才对
Hmm.
Well
I
have
been
pretty
busy
lately.
我最近确实挺忙的
Maybe
I've
been
neglecting
our
friendship.
也许是我对这段友情疏于照顾了
Penny
knows
I
have
a
complicated
relationship
with
my
mother
佩妮知道我和我妈关系复杂
it's
like
she
doesn't
even
care.
可她却毫不在意
And
with
everything
going
on
at
the
lab
实验室里事多繁杂
and
planning
the
wedding
加上还要计划婚礼
I
just
I
have
so
little
free
time.
我的空闲时间实在太少了
Penny
doesn't
know
how
manipulative
my
mother
can
be.
佩妮不知道我妈有多会玩弄人于鼓掌之间
Did
you
know
there's
such
a
thing
as
你知道世界上所谓的
reverse
reverse
reverse
psychology
逆反再逆反之三重逆反心理吗
Because...
there
is.
因为... 真的有
I
mean
she
must
feel
so
abandoned.
她一定觉得自己受冷落了
She's
used
to
me
being
there
all
the
time
她太习惯我在她左右
but
now
I
have
my
own
life
但我现在有了自己的生活
and
she's
just
gonna
have
to
accept
it.
她必须要适应这件事
And
why
is
my
mom
proud
of
Penny
and
not
me
为什么我妈为佩妮骄傲 而不是为我骄傲
I
mean
the
real
question
is
why
is
Penny
so
afraid
of
me
最重要的问题是 为什么佩妮不愿意
growing
as
a
person
接受我成长的事实
I'm
good
at
stuff
too
我也有擅长的东西呀
I
deserve
my
own
life
我也需要有自己的生活呀
Okay
well
thanks.
好了 多谢
Good
talk.
聊得愉快
You
know
studies
have
shown
研究证明
that
people
distracted
by
emotional
issues
会受情绪影响而分心的人
are
poor
drivers.
都是垃圾司机
What
about
people
distracted
by
irritating
passengers
那遇到烦人乘客才分心的人呢
That
would
be
hard
to
test
这倒是很难实验
because
irritating
is
a
subjective
quality.
因为烦人是一种主观的素质
Strongly
disagree.
强烈反对
Can
I
drive
能让我开车吗
No.
不行
You
can't
drive.
你不能开车
You
don't
even
have
a
license.
你连驾照都没有
Actually
I
do.
实际上我有的
Really
Since
when
真的吗 什么时候的事
Three
years
ago.
3年前
I
went
on
a
bit
of
a
license
kick.
我有段时间迷上了考执照
I'm
also
a
commercial
fisherman.
我还是个职业渔民
Then
why
don't
you
ever
drive
yourself
那你为什么从不自己开车
Honestly
I
barely
passed
my
test.
老实说 我考试也是低分通过
And
the
one
time
I
drove
on
my
own
而我唯一一次独自开车上路
I
made
a
U
turn
got
dizzy
threw
up
and
walked
home.
调了个头 开始晕车 吐了满身 最后走回家
You
really
want
to
drive
你真的想开车吗
It
seems
like
the
perfect
time.
感觉是个很好的时机啊
The
roads
are
straight
there's
no
one
around
大路笔直 没有车来车往
and
you
don't
seem
to
care
if
you
live
or
die.
你看起来也不太在乎自己的死活
Live
Sheldon.
I
want
to
live.
活着 谢尔顿 我绝对想活着
That
makes
things
a
little
trickier
这样事情就有点难度了
but
I'll
do
my
best.
不过我会尽力的
Hi
Pen...
嗨 佩...
Oh
hello
Leonard.
哦 你好呀 莱纳德
Hello
Mother.
How
are
you
你好 妈妈 最近怎么样
Fine.
And
you
I'm
great.
-很好 你呢 -我也不错
Well
it's
been
lovely
catching
up.
好吧 很高兴和你聊天
Wait.
Hang
on.
We
need
to
talk.
等等 等一下 我们需要谈一谈
Oh
brother.
我的老天
I
want
to
know
why
aren't
you
proud
of
me
我想知道 你为什么不为我骄傲
Well
isn't
the
real
question
真正的问题难道不该是
"Why
aren't
you
proud
of
yourself
"
"你为什么不为你自己骄傲吗"
No
that
is
a
question
and
I
ask
it
a
lot
不 那也是一个问题 我也问过多次
but
let's
stick
with
the
one
I
asked
you.
不过现在还是先回答我的问题吧
But
why
do
you
think
I'm
not
proud
of
you
你为什么会觉得我不为你自豪呢
Because
you
never
say
it.
因为你从来没说过呀
But
two
days
into
chatting
with
Penny
可你和佩妮聊了两天
and
you
can't
stop
telling
her
how
great
she
is.
你对她总是赞不绝口
She
is
great.
她的确很不错
Honestly
of
all
of
my
children's
spouses
老实说 在我所有的儿媳和女婿中
she's
the
one
that
I'm
most
impressed
by.
她是最令我印象深刻的
Seriously
真的吗
Yes.
真的
She's
confident
she's
thoughtful
她自信满满 体贴入微
and
she
never
complained
about
you
once.
而且从来没有抱怨过你半句
I
know
what
kind
of
strength
that
takes.
我知道这需要多大的勇气
So
Penny's
your
favorite
所以 你最欣赏佩妮吗
I
suppose
she
is.
我想她是的
You
married
well
Leonard
and
for
that
I
am
proud
of
you.
你娶了个好姑娘 莱纳德 对此我为你骄傲
I
don't...
I
don't...
I
don't
know
what
to
say.
我...我不知道...该说什么了
I'm
also
proud
of
how
hard
you're
trying
not
to
cry.
我也为你努力克制不哭而骄傲
Thank
you.
谢谢
Would
you
like
to
hang
up
now
你想结束视频了吗
Yeah
here
it
comes.
好 泪已经忍不住了
Your
hands
are
at
10
00
and
2
00.
你的双手在10点和2点方向
Good.
Steady
on
the
gas.
很好 稳稳地踩住油门
Okay.
不错
Now
you're
gonna
want
to
slowly
switch
lanes.
现在你可以慢慢换车道了
Why
为什么呀
Because
there
are
only
two
因为现在路上只有两车道
and
you're
not
in
either
of
them.
而你不在任何一条上
Attaboy.
Well
done
做得好 完美
Thank
you.
谢谢
The
last
time
I
drove
I
was
terrified
上次开车时我还吓得半死
but
this
is
fun.
今天开车可真有趣
You're
doing
great.
你开得很不错
You're
a
good
teacher.
你也是一个好老师
Your
son
is
going
to
be
lucky
to
have
you
as
a
father.
有你这样的爸爸 你儿子一定很幸运
Thanks.
谢谢你
Do
you
think
I
could
try
going
a
little
faster
你觉得我可以再开快一点吗
Go
for
it
champ.
想做就去做吧 小冠军
Ow.
疼呀
Sorry.
抱歉
Just
ease
on
the
gas
and...
轻轻踩一下油门 然后...
Oh
too
much
Too
much
踩多了 踩多了
Why
was
I
scared
of
this
This
is
exhilarating
我之前在怕什么 这真是太刺激了
No
it's
not
Slow
down
刺激个大头鬼 慢下来
Don't
tell
me
what
to
do
You're
not
my
father
别对我指手画脚的 你又不是我爸爸
Do
you
know
how
fast
you
were
going
你知道你开得有多快吗
112.
时速180公里
Let
me
see
your
license.
把驾照给我
Okay
here's
the
plan.
No.
-听着 我的计划是... -闭嘴
Fine.
好吧
There
you
go.
给你
You
know
what
you
can
just
keep
it.
算了 这驾照你留着吧
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