生活大爆炸-S11E02_生活大爆炸

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Uh one dumpling left. Who wants it

还剩一个饺子谁要吃

Maybe you should offer it to the pregnant lady.

或许你该让给怀孕的那位女士

And that would be...

那位女士是...

Me Sheldon.

我啊谢尔顿

I'm obviously pregnant.

我孕相多明显啊

Well you never said it to my face.

因为你还没当面跟我说过

And the last time I assumed a woman was pregnant

我上一次想当然地认为一名女士怀孕时

it did not go over well.

结果还挺糟糕的

Yeah I'm still mad at you.

是的我还在生你气呢

You were drinking water instead of wine.

你这酒鬼当时居然在喝白开水

What was I supposed to think

我这么想有错吗

Sheldon's right.

谢尔顿说得对

I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant

我永远不会问一个女士是不是怀孕

unless she tells me or I see a human being

除非是她告诉我或是我看到有人类

wiggling out of her.

从她下面被拉出来

Well Sheldon I'm pregnant.

谢尔顿我怀孕了

Congratulations. How far along are you

恭喜你啊怀孕多久了

About three months.

大概三个月吧

Only three

才三个月吗

Good gravy how many babies are in there

天啊你肚子里是装的是几胞胎啊

Okay let's talk about something

够啦咱们来聊一些

that won't infuriate my pregnant wife.

不会让我的孕妻暴怒的话题吧

I read an interesting fact about elephants.

我读了一个有关大象的有趣知识

Try again.

再换一个

Oh I've got something.

我想到啦

I'm being interviewed on public radio this Friday.

这周五我要接受电台访谈啦

Oh cool. How come

厉害为什么呢

Uh the university is trying to get more funding

大学希望物理系能获得

for the physics department

更多研究资金

so they want me to go out and talk it up.

所以就派我出马啊

Really You

真的吗派你啊

Well they picked the right person for the job.

那他们还真是请对人了

Thank you.

真是谢谢啊

I think he bought it.

我觉得他信了

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十一季第二集

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Bang

By aBu 20171011

Hi I'm Ira Flatow and this is Science Friday.

欢迎收听《科学星期五》我是艾拉·菲莱

知名电台主持人曾在第本剧7季第10集客串过

Joining me today is my guest physicist Dr. Leonard Hofstadter

今天的嘉宾是物理学家莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

to talk about all of the exciting research

他要来跟我们聊他在加州理工

they're doing at Cal Tech.

所做的那些激动人心的研究

Thank you for having me. Whoa...

感谢贵节目给我这个机会...

Could never get used to hearing myself in headphones.

还是没办法习惯在耳机里听到自己的声音

Is that really how I sound

我的声音听起来真是这样吗

It is. It is.

是的真是

That is good to know.

很高兴知道这点

I told him his voice was annoying.

我跟他说过他的声音很惹人厌

He didn't want to listen.

他就是不听

Hey.

喂

You're saying it's not

难道你觉得不烦人吗

Just... hey.

就... 喂...

So it has been five years

所以打从五年前

since the discovery of the Higgs boson

希格斯玻色子被证实存在后

what's the next big thing gonna be

您觉得下一个科学界大事是什么

Wow that's hard to say.

这很难说啊

There's so much going on.

有太多大事在发生了

We've been collecting tons of data

我们一直在搜集大量的数据

that could revolutionize the way we understand the universe.

而这数据有可能颠覆我们对宇宙的理解

For instance there's a particle called a squark

比如说有个粒子叫超对称性夸克

which could prove supersymmetry.

它能证明超对称性

That is interesting. Have you found it

有意思那你们找到了吗

What the squark Yes.

-什么那个夸克吗 -对啊

No no.

没还没

Wouldn't that be exciting

找到了就神作了

But we're also looking for the selectron

但我们也在试着找出超电子

the gluino and the neutralino.

胶微子与超中微子

基本没有切实的实验依据很可能并不存在

都是理论物理学家提出的物理模型中假想的一些粒子

Well and have you found that No.

-那找到那些了吗 -没有

Another fun sidenote

插个有趣小故事

I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino

我我有个高中同学名叫特丽莎·胶微子

but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her.

但要找到她并不需要花二十亿

She was smoking behind the gym.

她总躲在体育馆后面抽着烟

So what have you found

那你们发现了什么

Uh nothing actually.

其实什么都没发现

Should he be saying that

他可以说这话吗

Uh probably not.

应该不可以

Yeah this is public radio.

对啊这可是公共电台

Doesn't he realize that dozens of people might hear him

难道他不知道还有人在听广播节目吗

But I remain confident.

但我还是很有信心

We've got the best equipment and the best minds

我们有最好的仪器与最顶尖的科研人员

all working on it.

都在努力着呢

Okay sounds like he's back on track.

行听起来又重回正轨了

Although some days I'm like ugh...

虽然有时候我会觉得...

we've spent so much money.

我们花了钱啊

Why haven't we found anything What are we doing

怎么屁都没找到我们是在干嘛啊

Oh boy.

哎妈

There's Leonard.

莱纳德在那里

I'll bet he's having a rough day.

估计他今天很不好过

Let's just try to be supportive.

我们尽量鼓励他吧

Supportive

还支持他

He publicly maligned the love of my life

他公开诋毁了我一生挚爱

Lady Physics.

物理女士

You might not want to mention that to Lady Fiancee.

这挚爱最好别让你的未婚妻女士知道

Hey guys.

大家好

Hey how's it going

今天好吗

What You got something to say

怎么你有什么话想说吗

I think I just said it.

我刚才已经说了啊

P f f.

口不一

Pff

呸

Look I I was just speaking the truth.

我当时只是实话实说啊

We're scientists isn't that what we're supposed to do

我们是科学家不应该用事实说话吗

Oh what would you know about the truth

你懂个大西瓜的事实啊

You thought Phantom Menace was "Not half bad."

你还觉得《星球大战I 魅影危机》很不错呢

I told you that in confidence

你怎么可以说出来

Okay calm down. Everybody just cool it.

大家冷静别吵架了

No let 'em go. If we get lucky

别拦着啊要是我们运气好

maybe one of them will start crying.

说不定他们俩能有人吵哭呢

Uh can we just drop this and have lunch like adults

能不能不聊这个像成年人一样地吃午饭

Fine. Very well.

-行 -好吧

Leonard What

-莱纳德 -怎么了

Pff

呸

You ready for lunch

准备好去吃饭了吗

Oh one second.

马上就好

Ooh someone's got a lot of fancy new lab equipment.

某人这里多了好多新的酷炫设备啊

I know.

对啊

The university has been throwing money at my study.

大学给我的研究投了好多钱呢

With any luck

运气好的话

there'll be a brain disease with my name on it.

以后说不定能有脑疾病用我名字为名呢

Fingers crossed.

十指交叉为你祈祷

Which is ironic because if you had Fowler's palsy

讽刺的是如果一旦患上福勒瘫

you wouldn't be able to cross your fingers.

你的双手将无法十指交叉

I'm surprised Sheldon's not up here playing

我很意外谢尔顿居然不来这里

with all your new toys.

玩你的新玩具

Actually I haven't told him about it.

其实我还没告诉他呢

We've been getting so much more funding than physics

我们这边获得的经费比物理那边多太多了

he's been a little sensitive.

他对此略为敏感

So you're just gonna hide your success from him

所以你就对他隐瞒了你的成功吗

I know.

我知道不好

Am I terrible No.

-我是不是太坏了 -不会啊

I do that too.

我也这么做

How he thought my company retreat was in Boise

不然他怎么以为我的公司年会在博伊西

美国普通城市

It was in Tahiti.

其实在大溪地

著名度假海岛

That's such a relief.

那我就松一口气了

I mean part of me was worried I was being unfair to Sheldon.

我内心曾隐隐觉得自己对谢尔顿不公平

Take that part of yourself and hide it away.

将你的恻隐之心藏起来

Just like I did with last year's bonus check

就像我处理去年的奖金支票

that I "Didn't get."

老娘就是"没拿"

Ms. Davis you wanted to see me

戴维斯女士你有事找我吗

Yes Dr. Hofstadter come on in.

是的霍夫斯塔德博士快进来

Should I sit or stand

我是该坐下还是站着

I'm not used to being called into the dean's office.

我没被叫进过校长办公室不懂规矩

Please sit.

请坐

I have to say I'm a little nervous.

不得不说还真是有点紧张啊

You should be.

应该的

Look I know I screwed up

我知道我搞砸了

but it was only one interview.

但就是一次访谈而已

How much damage could it have caused

那能对学校造成多大的损害

Would you like for me to read you the e mails

你想听我给你念念我收到的邮件吗

from donors asking why are they giving us money

学校的捐助者们都在问如果物理没前途

if physics is a dead end

那他们给咱们捐钱的意义何在

I didn't say it was a dead end.

我可没说物理没前途

I just said that I was worried it might be.

我只是说我担心可能会这样

So if I just said I was worried

那如果我说我担心

you might not have a job next week

你可能下周就失业了

how would you feel

你感觉怎么样

Light headed and glad you asked me to sit down.

头晕还好你让我先坐下

Okay just tell me what I can do.

好吧你说要我怎么做吧

I'm gonna need you to make a statement

我要你发表一份声明

saying that you misspoke and that you're confident

说自己言论过失并且你坚信

the physics community is close to a major breakthrough.

物理学界即将迎来一个重大突破

You want me to lie.

你想让我撒谎

Look Dr. Hofstadter I'm counting on you.

听着霍夫斯塔德博士我就指望你了

I think that you are the smartest physicist at this university.

我认为你是咱们学校最聪明的物理学家

Really

真的吗

See Lies. They're not that hard.

瞧撒谎一点都不难

Looks like you've been busy.

看来你很忙嘛

Oh I have.

是的

Uh dark matter uh reconciling gravity

暗物质 reconciling gravity

and quantum mechanics.

量子力学

Supersymmetry.

超对称性

I've figured out the biggest problems in physics today.

我已经搞清了当今物理界最大的几个难题

Wow you solved them all

你都解出来了吗

No I just I figured out that they're the biggest problems.

没有我只是清楚知道它们是最大的几个难题

Is this about what Leonard said on the radio

是因为莱纳德在电台上说的话吗

Absolutely not.

当然不是

And I do not want to talk about Leonard.

而且我现在不想谈论莱纳德

Can we please just talk about anything else

我们能谈点别的事情吗

We could talk about my day.

我们可以谈谈我的一天

Walked right into that one didn't I

我真是自己挖坑自己跳对吧

Well since you sort of asked

既然勉强算你问了

I actually had a very good day.

我今天其实过得非常开心

Got some new equipment for my lab.

我的实验室多了不少新设备

Well congratulations.

恭喜你啊

I got some new equipment too.

我也有新设备

I got these markers.

我有马克笔

They smell like fruit.

水果味的哦

Which I did not notice when I bought them.

我买的时候完全没有注意到

Don't really care for it.

我一点也不喜欢

Here drink this.

给喝这个

It might help.

或许会有帮助

What if it doesn't

万一没有呢

Well that's why I brought the bottle.

所以我给你拿了一瓶呀

No one would talk to me in the halls.

走廊里一个跟我说话的人都没有

They just glared at me.

人们都瞪着我

It's like high school all over again.

感觉就像又过了一遍高中生活

Oh I would totally do high school all over again.

我超级想再过一遍高中生活

But that doesn't help you. No.

-但那对你没帮助 -没有

I got called in to the administration office.

我被叫去校长办公室

Ooh look at my bad boy getting called to the principal.

瞧瞧我的坏小子居然被校长叫过去

We don't technically have a principal.

严格来说我们没有校长

There's a standing committee that oversees the budget.

有个常务委员会在监督学校预算

Ooh look at my bad boy

瞧瞧我的坏小子

answering questions nobody asked.

回答没人问你的问题

Hey come on look you said a few dumb things on the radio

拜托你不过是在电台说了几句傻话

what is the worst that could happen

最坏又能怎样呢

I may get fired.

我可能会被解雇

Okay well even if you did you could find another job.

好吧就算被解雇了你也可以找别的工作啊

Yeah who wouldn't want to hire the physicist

谁会想聘用一个在公开场合

who publicly said physics is dead

说物理已死的物理学家

Well I wouldn't put that under "Special skills."

我不会把这项写在简历的"特殊技能"

I can fix it

我可以弥补

I just need to write a retraction I don't believe in

我只需写一份我自己都不相信的撤回声明

basically sell out to keep my job.

基本就是为了保住工作出卖自己

Great I'll leave you to it.

很好那我不打扰你写稿子了

Sheldon it's me.

谢尔顿是我

What

干嘛

Look I know you're mad but I have to write a statement

我知道你很生气但我得写一份声明

that says the physics community is close to a breakthrough

说物理学界即将迎来一个重大突破

and since you actually believe that

既然你是真的相信会这样

I could really use your help.

我非常需要你的帮助

Sorry I can't.

抱歉不行

Come on don't be like that.

拜托别这样嘛

I can't because I think you were right.

不行是因为我觉得你是对的

What

什么

Look.

听着

Not all science pans out.

不是所有科学都能取得成功

You know we've been hoping supersymmetry was true for decades

数十年来我们都希望超对称性是真的

超对称理论至今在自然界中尚未被观测到

and finally we built the Large Hadron Collider

终于我们制造出大型强子对撞机

which is supposed to prove it by finding these new particles

本应该通过发现新粒子来证实该理论

and it it hasn't.

然而并没有

And maybe supersymmetry

或许超对称性

our last big idea is simply wrong.

我们最后的大想法其实是错误的

Well that sounds awful.

听起来真糟糕

Now I get why everyone hates me.

我懂为什么大家都讨厌我了

Well on the bright side

但从好的方面来看

after working together for 15 years

一起共事15年后

you finally get to hear me say "You were right."

你终于能听到我说"你当时说得对"

Oh yeah you did.

是啊

How's it feel

感觉如何

Mm given I might be unemployed

基于我可能会失去工作

bittersweet.

苦乐参半吧

Read it back to me. Oh hang on.

-读给我听听 -稍等

"Yes one might question the $20 billion

"的确也许有人会质疑我们

to build and run the Large Hadron Collider

在建造运行大型强子对撞机上耗费的200亿

but on the other hand..."

但在另一方面..."

Okay.

行吧

"On the other hand contrary to predictions

"在另一方面与预测相违背的是

the collider didn't create a small black hole

对撞机没有如我们所预测般创造出

that devoured the Earth and life as we know it.

足以毁灭整个地球与生命的小黑洞

So s

所以...

money well spent."

这钱花得好啊"

This is depressing.

太丧了

Do you have any alcohol around here

你这儿有酒吗

Uh not surprisingly when Penny moved out

佩妮搬出去的时候不出所料地

she took every last drop. Um...

带走了每一滴酒

Oh but I do have several bottles of Romulan ale

不过我这儿有几瓶从漫展上买回来的

that I bought at Comic Con.

罗慕伦麦酒

Isn't that just vodka with blue dye in it

不就只是伏特加里加了蓝色素吗

First physics now Romulan ale.

先是物理现在又是罗慕伦麦酒

What else would you like to defecate on

你还想往哪些东西头上拉泡屎呢

I thought you were coming right back.

我还以为你很快会回来

I was but we're both depressed

本来是但是我们都很郁闷

and decided to drown our sorrows.

所以决定一醉方休

In mouthwash

喝漱口水吗

有些漱口水中含有酒精

Man that is so summer camp.

让我想起了以前的夏令营时光

I It's Romulan ale from Star Trek.

这是《星际迷航》里的罗慕伦麦酒

It was briefly legalized during the alliance

帝国战争时期罗慕伦麦酒

between the Romulan Empire and the Federation

在罗慕伦帝国与星际联邦的结盟期间

at the time of the Dominion War.

有过短暂的合法售卖

Aw now I'm depressed.

现在换我郁闷了

The more I told him about my lab the pissier he got.

我告诉他越多我实验室的事他就越生气

You know what he said to me

你知道他跟我说了什么话吗

He said "I hope all your correlations

他说 "我希望你实验的所有相关性

turn out to be specious."

都无法被证明"

He said that to your face

他当面对你说这话吗

What a dick.

真是个混蛋

You know you're a successful woman.

你是个事业成功的女人

You should be able to brag about your accomplishments once in a while.

你有偶尔吹嘘下自己成就的权利

Well so should you.

是啊你也可以啊

I mean the guys are never shy about bragging.

他们就从来不会不敢吹嘘

Tell me about it. Howie texts me

可不是嘛每次华仔玩《魔兽争霸》

every time his dog levels up in Warcraft.

他的狗升级了都要发短信告诉我一下

Has he ever called you to tell you

他有没有打电话来就为了告诉你

he found three peanuts in one shell

他在一颗花生里发现了三颗花生仁

'Cause Sheldon has.

谢尔顿就干过这种事

We should be able to do that too.

我们也应该可以这么做才对

I guess we can brag to each other.

我们可以互相跟对方吹嘘啊

That's a great idea.

这个想法很不错

Damn right it is I came up with it.

当然了这可是老娘想出来的

That felt good.

感觉真爽

You know there's so much money in pharmaceuticals

医药品行业的钱多得花不完

we don't even wash out our test tubes.

我们从来不洗试管

We just throw them out and get new ones.

直接扔了换新的

I just got a brand new state of the art fMRI machine.

我刚拿到了一台功能性磁共振成像仪

Whoa. Those things are so expensive.

这仪器超贵啊

I know.

对啊

Sometimes I just lie down in there and take a nap.

有时候我就躺进里面打个盹

It's like a million dollar bunk bed.

就是张身价百万的双层床

At the office I have two assistants.

我上班时有两个助理

I don't even know their names

我都不知道他们的名字

I just call them Thing One and Thing Two.

就叫他们一号和二号

That's great. I I don't have assistants.

真好我没有助理

Oh. I guess that's one of the benefits of being in the private sector.

这大概就是在私企的福利之一

That and all the money I make.

有助理钱还挣得多

Yeah you've got that.

对你赚大把[黑心卖药]钱

I've got my integrity.

而我有节操与一身正气

Hard to say which is better without making you feel bad.

要分优劣怕是会伤了你的自尊

Okay. So you guys are upset

所以说你们不开心

because the collider thing disproved your theories

是因为对撞机反证了你们的理论吗

I It's worse than that.

比这更糟

It hasn't found anything in years

多年来对撞机上都没有任何发现

so we don't know if we're right we don't know if we're wrong.

我们不知道我们的理论是对是错

We don't know where to go next.

不知道下一步该怎么办

All I know is it looks like I tongue kissed Avatar.

我只知道我看起来像跟阿凡达舌吻过

Come on.

别泄气

You guys are physicists.

你们是物理学家

Okay You're always gonna be physicists.

好吗你们永远都是物理学家

And sure sometimes the physics is hard

的确研究物理有时候很艰难

but isn't that what makes it boring

可不就是艰难造就了它的无聊吗

We're here. What's going on

我们来了什么情况

Okay. As far as I can see

就我看来

science is dead

科学已死

'cause Leonard killed it.

是莱纳德杀了它

And uh

还有

I don't know who the Romulans are

我不认识什么罗慕伦人

but those guys know how to party.

但是他们可懂怎么寻欢作乐了

So what do you want us to do

那你想要我们干什么

I don't know. You're scientists cheer them up.

我不知道你们才是科学家哄他们开心

"Cheer them up"

"哄他们开心"

Do you even know what a scientist is

你到底知不知道科学家是干什么的

No we don't need to be cheered up.

不我们不需要人哄

It just turns out that physics is exactly like Lost.

只是才发现物理就跟《迷失》一样

著名科幻美剧共6季开播时广受好评后类似烂尾

Started out great and turns out just a big old waste of time.

开篇极佳追到结尾才发现就是在浪费生命

Boo hoo. You know what you sound like

垃圾你知道你们听起来像什么吗

Babies.

像小娃娃

Two whiny babies.

两个哭哭啼啼的小娃娃

And there's nothing worse than being stuck

世界上最惨的事就是被两个

with two whiny babies

哭哭啼啼的小娃娃给包围

Oh my God I'm gonna have two babies.

我的天啊我之后就要有两个娃了

No no no no. Babies are great.

别别别小娃娃可棒了

You're lucky to have two babies.

你有两个娃非常幸福啊

I mean look at me uh I'm all alone.

你看我形单影只单身狗

I'm never gonna have babies

一辈子永远别想有娃

'cause you can't make a baby watching Netflix with your dog.

因为你无法让娃跟你的狗一起上网看剧

Thanks for coming.

谢两位壮士到场支援

I may not make as much money as you

我虽然赚的钱可能没你多

but at least I know that I'm actually doing something

但至少我知道我在做的工作

that makes people's lives better.

能让人们生活更加美好

Hey my work makes people's lives better.

我的工作也能让人们生活更加美好啊

Especially if you have moderate to severe eczema

尤其是当你患有中度到重度湿疹

and don't mind if you lose teeth.

且不介意掉几颗牙齿时

You're right.

你说得对

We both do important work.

我们都从事重要的工作

I'm trying to map the structures of the brain

我试图绘制出大脑的结构

and you're trying to convince people

你试图说服人们

that itchy hair is a real thing.

真有头发痒这件事

It is a real thing.

的确真有其事

It happens to be a side effect of our cholesterol drug.

这碰巧是我们公司胆固醇药导致的副作用

I'm just saying that my research

我只是在说我的研究

may actually change the world forever.

可能真的会永远改变世界

I hope it does.

但愿如此

'Cause I'm gonna see that world from a yacht so big

因为到时我会坐在一艘超大游艇上看这个世界

you can land a helicopter on it.

游艇还大到可以停直升机那种哦

Physics is all we're cut out for.

我们天生就是研究物理的料

I mean if we weren't physicists w what would we be

我们要是不当物理学家还能当什么啊

I don't know. Popular

不知道万人迷吧

It's fine. I don't need to be a theoretical physicist.

没关系我不是非要当理论物理学家

There's lots of things I could use this brain for.

还有很多事可以用到我的头脑

I could be an accountant for the mob.

我可以给黑帮当会计

I could guess people's weight at the fair.

我可以在集市上猜人们的体重

Okay. This is getting silly.

够了越说越蠢了

Is it

是吗

180.

81公斤

Okay.

好了

That is enough.

够了

Your lives are not wasted.

你们的生命没有浪费掉

Your careers are not at a dead end.

你们的事业没有走到死路

You just hit a rough patch.

你们只是遇到了一个难关

Instead of feeling sorry for yourselves

不要再自怨自艾

you need to get up and get inspired.

你们应该振作起来找灵感

How

怎么找

I don't know. You know when I'm feeling down

我哪知道我情绪低落的时候

I go for a run

会去跑步

which is exactly why I'm not 180 pounds genius

所以我才没有81公斤天才

I know where we need to go.

我知道我们该去哪里了

Are we running there Because watching drunk Sheldon run

是跑步去吗因为看喝醉的谢尔顿跑步

would be the highlight of my life.

会是我人生最值得回味的时刻

We're going to see Richard Feynman.

我们现在去看理查德·费曼

Penny Richard Feynman is an iconic phys...

佩妮理查德·费曼是一位著名的物理...

I know who he is.

我知道他是谁

Leonard dressed as him for Halloween last year.

莱纳德去年万圣节扮成他

I had no idea Richard Feynman was dead.

我都不知道理查德·费曼已经去世了

1988年已去世

Yep. Most people don't know

是的但大部分人不知道

he's actually buried right here in Altadena.

他就葬在阿尔塔迪纳镇

I'm sure they keep a lid on that to avoid traffic jams.

我肯定他们有意隐瞒避免太多人来会堵车

Here he is.

他在这儿呢

Oh wow. He's buried with his wife.

他和他妻子葬在一起

We get it. A lady loved you.

知道了有位女士深爱过你

Quit bragging.

炫耀个屁啊

Feynman was so cool.

费曼真的很酷

When I was a kid I'd put on some headphones

我小时候会戴上耳机

and crank up one of his lectures and just...

调大他讲课的音量就这样...

jam out to knowledge.

徜徉在知识的旋律之中

This guy knew how to live.

这家伙懂得如何生活

He taught himself musical instruments.

他自学了各种乐器

He studied Portuguese.

还学会了葡萄牙语

Just to give a speech in Brazil.

就为了在巴西演讲

The only part of me that's been to Brazil is my bikini line.

我全身只有巴西"除毛"过的部位跟巴西有关

Okay.

别再喝了

He did so much.

他做了如此多壮举

And here we are stuck and letting him down.

而我们却停滞不前令他失望

You know Feynman used to say he didn't do physics

费曼以前常说他研究物理

for the glory or the awards but just for the fun of it.

不是为了名利或奖项只是为了其中的乐趣

He was right.

他说得对

Physics is only dead when we stop being excited about it.

只有我们不再为它兴奋激动时物理才会死

Even beyond the grave he's imparting wisdom.

即使进了坟墓他仍在传授智慧

Um I'm the one who remembered it.

记得他那番话的人是我

Give me the bottle.

把酒给我

I mean it might be a little corny but I say

可能有点俗套但我提议

we pour one out for all the science homies

我们给所有先辈科学家

who came before us.

倒上一杯

I love that.

我喜欢这提议

Here comes some more.

要"倒"出更多酒啦

Ah we got to see him run.

我们终于看到他醉跑了

Oh hi you wanted to see me

你好你要见我是吗

Yes. I wanted to talk to you about the e mail

是的我想和你谈谈

you sent me last night.

你昨晚发给我的邮件

I sent you an e mail

我给你发了邮件吗

You bet you did.

没错

"Hello.Shalom and aloha

"你好用希伯来语和夏威夷语

费曼是美籍犹太裔

from the grave of Richard Feynman."

从理查德·费曼的坟墓向你问好"

Oh it's coming back to me.

我开始想起来了

"Please accept the following retraction

"请接受以下撤回声明

I know I said physics is dead

我知道我说过物理已死

but it is the opposite of dead.

其实事实恰恰相反

If anything

真要说的话

It is undead like a zombie.

物理是不死的就像丧尸一样

Speaking of which

说起这个

If Richard Feynman came back as a zombie

要是理查德·费曼变成丧尸复活

I would totally let him bite me."

我十分愿意让他咬我"

Any chance that's the end

是在这里就结束了吗

"I got bit by a squirrel once.

"我被松鼠咬过一次

I had to get rabies shots.

我不得不去打狂犬病疫苗

I cried so much

我哭得好凄惨

My mother said 'don't be a baby.'

我妈说'别哭得像个娃似地'

In conclusion

总之

Physics is great.

物理很棒

Squirrels suck and someday

松鼠很渣总有一天

I'm gonna put my mom in a cheap nursing home.

我要把我妈丢去便宜的养老院

Yours truely

谨上

XOXO Doctor Leonard Hofstadter."

亲亲抱抱莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士"

I can explain. I...

我可以解释我...

"PS.

"附言

Can you come pick us up

你能不能来接我们

The Uber driver won't open the door

优步司机不肯开车门

because Sheldon is covered in blue vomit."

因为谢尔顿身上沾满了蓝色呕吐物"

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