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You
know
downward
facing
dog
你知道么, 下犬式
梵文下犬式(瑜伽的一个动作)
comes
from
the
Sanskrit
phrase
adho
mukha
shvanasana.
这个词来自于梵文下犬式
Oh
that's
beautiful.
What
does
it
mean
哦 好好听 什么意思来着
"Downward
facing
dog."
下犬式
Yeah
I
guess
they
don't
have
Sanskrit
哦 大概梵文里没有
for
"Butts
up
and
heads
down."
提臀 低头这种词
Hey
we
wrote
the
Kama
Sutra.
嘿 我们用梵文写了印度圣经
If
it
involves
butts
there's
a
word
for
it.
如果圣经涉及到屁股 梵文里就会有相对应的词
I
thought
we
were
getting
breakfast
before
work.
我想上班之前我们要不要先吃个早饭
Oh
right
sorry.
哦 是的 不好意思
It's
my
fault.
I
asked
Penny
to
do
yoga
with
me.
我的错 是我叫潘妮跟我一起做瑜伽的
If
you
want
I
can
get
ready
in
five
minutes.
如果你想吃早饭 我五分钟之内就做好
It's
cute
that
you
think
that.
你这样想真可爱
Don't
worry
about
it.
没事 不吃也可以
Hey
can
I
ask
you
a
favor
嘿 能帮我个忙么
Would
you
mind
taking
Cinnamon
for
a
walk
你介意带肉桂去溜溜么
Sure.
You're
living
here
for
free.
当然不介意 既然你白住在这里
I
guess
I
owe
you.
大概我上辈子欠你的
Bye
Cinnamon.
Be
a
good
girl.
再见 肉桂 乖一点哦
Yeah
bye
sweetie
Bye
哦 再见 甜心 再见
Yeah
yeah
bye
Leonard.
哦 哦 再见 莱纳德
Okay
and
tree
pose.
好的 树型
Well
she's
done.
溜完了
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
The
Earth
began
to
cool
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十季 第十九集
Bang
By aBU 201703
Things
have
been
going
really
well
无限阻力回旋仪的项目
with
the
infinite
resistance
gyroscope.
进展很顺利
That's
great.
How
so
那太好了 怎么说
Oh
the
project
is
classified.
这个项目是机密
I
can't
tell
you.
我不能告诉你
Oh
I
suppose
I
could
redact
the
classified
parts.
哦 我觉得我可以掩盖机密的部分
All
right
um
I
came
up
with
an
elegant
solution
好的 恩 我想到一个很棒的解决方案
to
the...
来
I
used
the...
我先用
And
then
I...
然后我
And
that
did
it.
我做到了耶
Wow
I
wonder
what
they're
redacting.
哇哦 想知道他们在掩盖什么声音
Why
don't
you
ask
me
what
I'm
working
on
为什么你不问问我在做什么
Oh
very
well.
What
have
you
been
working
on
哦 好的 你最近在忙什么
And
feel
free
to
honk
during
the
boring
parts.
说到无聊的部分时你可以尽情的按喇叭
I'm
doing
some
experiments
to
show
我正在做一个实验
that
the
signal
to
move
a
muscle
occurs
研究肌肉在你决定运动
before
you
know
you
even
decided
to
move
it.
之前收到的信号
W...
So
you're
attempting
to
pinpoint
那么 你正在尝试确定它
where
consciousness
resides
in
the
brain
在大脑中的哪个意识区域
Yes
I'm
trying
to
figure
out
the
nanometer
是的 我在搞清楚纳米和
and
the
attosecond
precisely
where
and
when
阿托秒 准确的说是
an
event
of
awareness
takes
place.
意识过程产生的时间和地点
Well
what
do
you
know
嗯 你知道么
Here
I
was
waiting
to
be
bored
with
biology
我本来以为生物学会比较无聊
and
instead
you
tickle
my
intellectual
fancy.
没想到它却愉悦了我的大脑
Which
unlike
my
body
is
an
okay
place
to
tickle.
我的大脑可不像我的身体那么容易取悦
You
know
when
I
was
six
你知道么 我六岁时
晚安 大猩猩 是一本儿童绘本
I
wanted
to
marry
the
gorilla
from
Good
Night
Gorilla.
想和晚安大猩猩中的大猩猩结婚
Maybe
I
was
onto
something.
可能那个时候我就被暗示了什么
Gentlemen
the
most
interesting
thing
朋友们 刚刚这个勺子碰到了
just
happened
with
this
spoon.
一件有意思的事
美女与野兽的插曲
Unless
it
was
singing
"Be
Our
Guest
"
I
doubt
it.
我想它不会是在唱做我们的贵宾吧
Yeah
I
picked
it
up
without
thinking
about
it.
恩 我拿起这个勺子之前根本就没思考过
Which
raises
a
neuroscientific
question
这就引发了一个神经学的问题
when
did
I
decide
to
pick
it
up
我什么时候决定拿这把勺子的
The
bigger
question
is
what
are
you
gonna
eat
with
that
spoon
还有一个比较大的问题就是 你要用那个勺子吃什么
You
didn't
get
any
food.
你吃的都没拿
He
does
raise
an
interesting
point.
他确实提出了个有趣的点
Amy
is
studying
the
time
lag
between
intent
and
awareness
艾米正在研究意图和意识之间的时差
and
I
realized
that
applies
我意识到这也适用于
to
the
measurement
problem
in
quantum
mechanics.
量子力学的测量问题
Now
I
recognize
there
will
be
a
time
lag
现在 我意识到我说这些话
between
me
saying
that
and
you
Googling
what
it
means
和你们谷歌出这些话的意思之间也有个时差
so
I'll
wait.
所以我要等一等
I
understand
it
Sheldon.
我懂的 谢尔顿
Yeah
me
too.
是的 我也懂
I'm
sorry
I
spaced.
不好意思 我放空了
Are
we
still
talking
about
the
spoon
我们还在讨论勺子的问题么
It's
nice
to
see
you
taking
an
interest
看到你对艾米的工作
in
Amy's
work.
这么有兴趣真好
Well
don't
get
me
wrong.
恩 别误会
Neurobiology's
nothing
more
than
the
science
神经学对我来说只是
of
gray
squishy
stuff.
研究灰灰的黏糊糊东西的科学
But
you
know
when
it
connects
to
physics
但是你知道当它跟物理学联系起来
gas
up
the
Ford
Martha
we're
going
for
a
drive.
就像说 玛莎 给车加满油 咱去兜风一个道理
So
did
you
confront
Jennifer
所以你见到詹妮弗了么
I
was
going
to
but
she
called
in
sick.
我打算去见的 但是她打电话说生病了
And
guess
who
else
called
in
sick.
你猜还有谁也说生病了
Paul.
Paul.
保罗 保罗
Who's
Paul
保罗是谁
Oh
you
met
him
at
the
office
Christmas
party.
哦 就是圣诞聚会时你在办公室见到的那个人
He's
married
to
Nancy.
他和南希结婚了
Oh
sure.
Wait
Nancy
哦 是的 等等 南希
I
bet
Jennifer
gets
a
promotion
out
of
this
我猜这次詹妮弗会晋升
which
is
so
unfair
because
I
work
twice
as
hard
as
she
does.
这太不公平了 我比她努力两倍啊
Don't
worry
Jerry
won't
be
fooled
别担心 杰瑞不会
by
that
type
of
behavior.
被她那种行为蒙骗的
Jerry
杰瑞
It
didn't
work
for
Randy
it
didn't
work
for
Tina
兰迪没能晋升 蒂娜也没能晋升
it
sure
as
hell
isn't
gonna
work
for
Jennifer.
詹妮弗铁定也不会晋升
Well
I
hope
not.
I
just
hate
when
恩 我希望是这样 我只是讨厌
people
play
those
kinds
of
games.
人们玩这种游戏
Tina
蒂娜
With
your
sales
record
you
have
nothing
to
worry
about.
凭你的销售成绩 没什么好担心的
Mm.
嗯
I
went
to
your
office
Christmas
party
我圣诞聚会去过你办公室
You
know
I
like
harp
lessons
你知道的 我喜欢上竖琴课
but
I'm
thinking
of
switching
to
elevator
repair
lessons.
但是我在想要不要改成上电梯修理课
What
are
you
working
on
你在想什么
I
was
thinking
about
your
experiment
我在想你的那个有关做决定的
on
the
neuroscience
of
decision
making
神经学实验
and
I
realized
我意识到
if
we
connect
it
to
the
measurement
problem
如果我们把它和
in
quantum
mechanics
we
have
a
chance
量子力学的测量方法联系起来 我们就能
to
disprove
the
role
of
consciousness
驳斥意识在哥本哈根解释
哥本哈根解释是从一个佯谬出发的物理学中的任何实验 不管它是关于日常生活现象的 或是有关原子事件的 都是用经典物理学的术语来描述的
in
the
Copenhagen
Interpretation.
中的作用
Wait
are
you
saying
if
we
combine
my
experiment
等等 你是在说把我的实验和你的
with
your
calculations
计算联系在一起么
波函数坍缩,是微观领域的现象
we
can
determine
the
precise
moment
in
time
我们可以确定波函数塌缩的
when
the
wave
function
collapses
精确时刻
Icee 是一款美国传统的雪泥类冰饮
It
could
be
the
most
inspired
combination
这可能是从我把红色冰昔和蓝色冰昔混合在一起
since
I
mixed
red
Icee
into
my
blue
Icee.
以来最令人鼓舞的组合了
It
was
like
drinking
2/7
of
the
rainbow.
就像喝2/7的彩红
Sheldon
this
is
really
interesting.
谢尔顿 这个真的很有意思
Yeah
and
this
one
won't
stain
my
teeth
purple.
是啊 而且这个不会把我的牙齿染成紫色
You
know
we've
never
collaborated
你知道 我们以前
professionally
before.
从来没有在专业领域合作过
Are
you
worried
it
might
affect
our
relationship
你会不会担心这个影响我们的关系
That
is
a
valid
point.
问得在理
Perhaps
we
should
establish
some
ground
rules.
我们需要建立一些基本准则
Well
that
would
make
me
feel
better.
好 这样我会好受点
All
right
let's
start
right
now.
好的 那我们现在就开始吧
Uh
rule
number
one
no
using
sexuality
恩 第一条 不准使用性
to
get
your
way.
来达到自己的目的
That's
a
ridiculous
rule.
这条规则很无聊啊
Is
it
是么
Okay
how
is
that
感觉怎样
I
can
actually
feel
the
toxins
我还真能感觉到皮肤里的毒素
being
pulled
out
of
my
skin.
正在被排出
Well
this
is
a
moisturizing
mask.
这其实是保湿面膜
Oh
well
then
I
can
actually
feel
那我还真能感觉到水分
the
moisture
going
into
my
skin.
正在进入我的皮肤
Hey
I
hope
you
don't
mind
I
used
a
little
我希望你别介意 昨晚
of
your
eye
cream
last
night.
我用了一点你的眼霜
I
thought
someone
looked
brighter
and
tighter.
就说某人怎么看起来如此光彩照人
I'd
still
like
to
know
who
Jerry
is.
我还是想要知道谁是杰里
Don't
worry
about
it.
Hey
after
this
别管这个 等会儿
how
about
we
all
go
out
and
do
something
together
我们一起出去浪怎么样
That
would
be
great.
Thank
you.
那太好了 谢谢啊
You
want
to
go
shopping
想去购物吗
Ooh
yes.
Fun.
可以呀
Or
we
could
do
something
we'll
all
enjoy
或者我们也可以做一些我们都喜欢的事情
like
play
a
board
game.
比如玩玩桌游
Imagine
me
and
you
I
do
想想你和我 我在想
I
think
about
you
day
and
night
我对你寤寐思服
It's
only
right
to
think
about
the
one
you
love
这样才对 想我爱的女孩
And
hold
her
tight
想抱紧她
So
happy
together
那么共享欢愉
I
can't
see
me
lovin'
nobody
but
you
除了你之外 我没法想象我还会爱别人
For
all
my
life
一生如此
When
you're
with
me
当你和我在一起
Baby
the
skies
will
be
blue
宝贝 天都蓝了
For
all
my
life.
一生如此
I
believe
I've
made
some
progress
我对我们的基本法则
on
our
ground
rules.
Oh
good.
做了些改善
What
are
they
Okay
uh
改了哪些
number
one
in
matters
of
physics
第一条 在物理方面
I
have
the
final
say.
我说了算
In
matters
of
neuroscience
you
have
the
final
say.
在神经科学方面 你说了算
Unless
I
disagree.
除非我不同意
Oh
here.
继续
Number
two
when
we
publish
my
name
goes
first.
第二条 当我们合作的文章发表时 我的名字写在前面
Oh
subsequently
if
we
win
any
awards
I
speak
first.
同理 如果我们一起获奖了 我先发言
I
don't
want
to
be
talking
when
the
orchestra
plays
us
off.
我不想在乐队奏乐时发言
Can
I
see
that
我能看一眼吗
Oh
of
course.
当然
I'll
get
that
back.
我还会把它捡回来的
Like
all
my
underwear
that
notebook
says
就像我所有的内衣 那个笔记本上可写着
"Property
of
Sheldon
Cooper."
谢尔顿 库珀所有物
Sheldon
if
we're
gonna
have
ground
rules
谢尔顿 如果我们一定要制定基本法则的话
I'll
tell
you
the
first
ground
rule
我来告诉你 第一条是
I
make
the
ground
rules.
由我来制定基本法则
I'd
write
that
down
but
I
can't
now
can
I
由我来记录吧 但是我现在也不能啊
I
mean
they
didn't
say
anything
我是说 虽然他们什么都没说
but
I
just
kind
of
felt
like
I
was
being
但是我就是有种奇怪感觉
a
weird
third
wheel.
我像是个电灯泡
Huh
so
you
can
tell
what
that
feels
like.
你也可以把那种感觉称为
Interesting.
有趣
Anyway
I
figured
I
can
hang
out
with
my
friends
但是 我觉得和朋友们一起出去浪
and
have
fun
too.
也可以玩的很开心
Well
if
your
idea
of
fun
is
riding
in
a
minivan
要是你以为同乘一辆小货车
to
Target
for
diapers
去买尿布的也叫有趣的话
things
are
about
to
get
nuts.
那还真是有些奇怪
Oh
it's
just
nice
to
be
with
people
和一群乐意跟我在一起的人
who
are
happy
to
have
me
around.
在一起的感觉真好
Isn't
that
right
Halley
是不是啊 哈雷
Well
at
least
someone
had
the
courage
to
say
it.
至少某人还有勇气说出这样的话
Thank
you
you
are
a
good
citizen.
谢谢你 你真是个好公民
Told
you.
跟你说过了
Go
ahead
throw
my
underwear
out
the
window.
去吧 把我的内衣也从窗口扔出去
Same
thing's
gonna
happen.
结果也还会是一样的
Terrific.
完美
Do
you
want
to
hear
our
new
set
of
ground
rules
你想要听听我们新的基本法则吗
Fire
away.
开始吧
Number
one
we're
on
the
same
team
第一条 我们是一个团队
we're
not
in
competition.
不是对手
That's
smart
because
Sheldon
1
Amy
0.
聪明 因为谢尔顿有资历 艾米没有
Number
two
disagreements
can
happen
politely.
第二条 我们可以礼貌的表达不同意见
There's
no
need
to
call
an
idea
stupid.
不需要对别人的想法不屑一顾
Aw
someone
drew
a
penis
in
it.
有人在这儿画了一个小鸡鸡
Are
you
listening
你有在听吗
I'm
sorry
go
ahead.
不好意思 继续吧
Number
three.
第三条
To
avoid
getting
frustrated
we
take
built
in
breaks
为了避免士气低落 我们可以采用固定的休息制度
and
reward
our
successes
with
a
small
treat.
同时用一些小礼物奖励自己的进步
Ooh
that
sounds
fun.
听起来不错啊
Now
we're
talking
about
real
treats
right
现在 我们来谈论一下实际的奖励好不好
Not
Bible
verses
like
my
mother
used
to
give
me.
只要不是像我妈妈之前送我的圣经就行
Whatever
you
want.
什么都行呀
So
shall
we
get
to
work
我们可以开始工作了吗
Biology
and
physics
coming
together
生物与物理的完美结合
this
is
like
the
peanut
butter
cup
of
the
mind.
就像思想的花生酱杯
Oh
I
know
what
I
want
my
treat
to
be
我知道我想要什么礼物了
Imagine
me
and
you
I
do
想想你和我 我在想
I
think
about
you
day
and
night
我对你寤寐思服
It's
only
right
to
think
about
the
one
you
love
这样才对 想我爱的女孩
And
hold
her
tight
想抱紧她
So
happy
together
那么共享欢愉
If
I
should
call
you
up
invest
a
dime
如果我花个一毛钱打电话给你
And
you
say
you
belong
to
me
就能听到你说你是我的
And
ease
my
mind
我可要乐疯了
Imagine
how
the
world
could
be
so
very
fine
这世界怎么这么美啊
So
happy
together
那么共享欢愉
I
can't
see
me
我没法想象
Lovin'
nobody
but
you
除你之外我还会爱别人
For
all
my
life...
一生如此
Wow.
Look
at
that.
你看
Yes
this
is
remarkable.
这真是太不可思议了
So
we're
agreed
it's
complete
garbage.
所以我们达成共识了 完完全全的垃圾啊
By
the
way
your
name
can
go
first.
对了 你的名字可以写在前面
I
mean
I'm
glad
they're
getting
along
我的意思是 我不介意他们一起玩
but
it's
starting
to
make
me
uncomfortable.
但是我开始有点不舒服了
Well
are
you
worried
he's
like
another
man
in
her
life
你是担心他会成为她生命中另一个男人
A
little
until
I
saw
them
in
matching
tops
so...
有点吧 但直到我看到他们穿一样的上衣 所以
Nice.
174
diapers.
太好了 174张尿布
That
ought
to
get
us
to
Wednesday.
我们应该可以撑到星期三
Well
have
you
talked
to
them
about
it
你有与他们谈过吗
Well
what
am
I
supposed
to
say
我应该说什么呢
"Stop
having
fun
without
me"
不带我一起玩吗
This
one
says
that
every
time
I
go
out.
每次我出去这个人都这么说
See
I
listen
to
you.
看到没 我听你的
Look
Raj
just
gets
along
with
women.
拉杰只是在和女人一起玩
I
I
know
我知道
but
he
was
my
friend
first.
但是他先是我的朋友
It's
like
she's
stealing
him
感觉像是她在抢他
and
they're
just
having
the
best
time
而且他们好像特别嗨
doing
all
their
dumb
girly
stuff
together.
在一起做愚蠢的女孩子之前的事情时
You
sure
you
don't
fit
in
你确定你不适应
You
sound
like
a
catty
bitch
to
me.
你听起来就像一个阴险的碧池
I
don't
know
where
we
went
wrong.
我不明白我们到底哪儿错了
Yeah
the
math
is
so
inelegant.
数学真是粗俗
I'm
not
even
sure
it
makes
sense.
我甚至怀疑它到底有什么意义
Well
don't
give
up.
Maybe
we
can
fix
it.
别灰心 也许我们可以修正好了
Can
you
stop
breathing
so
loud
你喘气能别这么重吗
I
can
hear
your
nose
whistling.
我都听到你鼻子鸣笛了
I
can
hear
your
face
talking
so
we're
even.
我也听到你的脸在吵啊 彼此彼此
All
right
either
blow
your
nose
够了 要么去擤擤鼻涕
一首美国儿歌
or
teach
it
to
play
"Camptown
Races."
要么就教它弹儿歌啊
Fine.
Fine.
You
want
me
to
blow
my
nose
好 好 是你想要我擤鼻涕的
Here
I'll
blow
it.
我就擤给你看
Better
感觉好点了么 事儿逼
No
I
can
still
hear
it.
并没有 我还是能听见
Oh
wait
that's
me.
Never
mind
it's
fine.
等一下 原来是我鼻子的声音 算了 没事了
You
know
you're
exhausting.
你知道么 你太累了
I
knew
working
together
was
a
bad
idea.
我就知道我们一起做这件事就不是一个好主意
Hold
on.
等一下
I
see
what's
wrong
here.
We
did
the
propagation
only
to
我发现错在哪里了 我们只给枕叶算了增殖
the
occipital
lobe
not
to
the
prefrontal
cortex.
而忘记了给前额皮质算增殖
That
would
mean
that
this
delayed
parameter
也就是说这个定时参数
should
be
increased
250
milliseconds.
应该再增加250毫秒
Oh
that
is
much
better.
这就好多了嘛
Yeah
boy
if
good
ideas
came
out
of
your
brain
the
way
小伙子 如果好的灵感涌出你的大脑就像
mucus
comes
out
of
your
nose
we'd
be
in
good
shape.
鼻涕涌出你的鼻子一样 我们现在肯定已经取得很大的进展了
Now
take
a
sip
来 抿一口
swirl
it
around
your
mouth
让它在你的嘴里回味
and
try
to
notice
the
flavors
好好感受一下它的口味
the
tannins
the
textures.
感受它的丹宁酸 它的口感
Well
怎么样
I
probably
should
have
我应该先
spit
out
my
gum
first.
把口香糖吐了的
Yeah.
You
know
你知道么
the
last
couple
of
weeks
have
been
pretty
rough
之前的几周我真的很难熬
but
uh
staying
here
with
you
guys
但是和你们住在一起
has
really
helped
take
my
mind
off
of
it.
让我可以不去想这些事情
Mm.
Well
嗯
we've
loved
having
you
around.
Right
sweetie
我们很高兴你能和我们住在一起 对吧 老公
Leonard
莱纳德
Yeah
when
did
he
leave
他什么时候走的啊
Yeah
that's
rude.
就是 太不礼貌了
You
know
it's
nice
to
spend
time
with
people
能和不把工作描述得就像是肥皂剧一样的人
who
don't
talk
about
work
like
it's
some
kind
of
soap
opera.
呆一呆真是太好了
Jennifer
still
trying
to
sleep
her
way
to
the
top
詹妮弗还是想着一路睡上去么
Yeah.
是啊
You
should
be
happy
someone
wants
to
do
the
stuff
with
Penny
有人和佩妮一起做这些事情你应该感到高兴啊
you
don't
want
to.
你是不会想要做这些的
Yeah
I
wish
I
had
that
with
Howard.
是啊 我希望我也能和霍华德一起做这些事呢
Wait.
等等
What
What
do
I
make
you
do
等等 我让你做什么了
the
magic
store
那个魔法商店
the
Doctor
Who
convention
神秘博士大会
the
National
Belt
Buckle
Collector's
meet
and
greet.
国家皮带搭扣收藏家见面会
It
said
right
there
on
the
invitation
邀请函上写得清清楚楚
"Buckle
up
for
fun."
系好安全带玩玩
It's
not
my
fault
you
didn't
listen.
你不听我的又不是我的错
I'm
sure
I'm
overreacting.
我想我是反应过度了
You're
entitled
to
feel
how
you
feel.
你有权利表达你的感受
If
you
don't
like
it
you
should
just
talk
to
her.
如果你不喜欢那样 你应该直接告诉她啊
I
don't
want
to
sound
like
a
jealous
baby.
我不想被认为是一个嫉妒心犯了的孩子
Oh
then
maybe
you
shouldn't
talk
to
her.
那你可以和她谈谈啊
You
know
I
had
a
feeling
告诉你吧 我当时就有预感
you
were
using
the
wrong
computational
model
你用错了演算模式
but
I
didn't
say
anything
'cause
you're
so
sensitive.
但是因为你太敏感了 我就什么都没说
Just
because
I
am
easily
bothered
仅仅因为我很容易受
by
light
heat
sound
smell
and
the
way
birds
look
at
me
光 热 声音 气味 和鸟看我的方式的影响
does
not
mean
I'm
sensitive
并不意味着我很敏感
Hey
嘿
I
wonder
what
kind
of
success
we'd
have
我在想如果我们在动作电位被视觉皮质捕捉到的
if
we
defined
measurement
as
the
first
moment
第一时间定义度量
that
an
action
potential
is
seen
by
the
visual
cortex.
我们会取得什么样的成果
That
is
a
daring
and
insightful
solution.
这是一个大胆且极富洞察力的解决方案
We're
finally
making
progress.
我们总算取得一点进展了
I
wish
we
could
do
it
without
fighting.
我真希望我们可以不争吵就能取得进展
What
if
the
fighting
is
the
reason
we're
making
progress
如果争吵恰恰是我们取得进展的原因呢
I
suppose
it's
conceivable
that
the
hormones
associated
我想荷尔蒙和我们的
急性应激反应也叫战斗或逃跑反应
with
our
fight
or
flight
response
急性应激反应联合在一起
could
be
sharpening
our
cognitive
processes.
使我们的认知更为灵敏也是有可能的
Well
if
that's
the
case
如果是这样的话
then
your
grandparents
mumble
and
have
bad
posture.
那 你的祖父母说话结巴 坐姿丑陋
How
dare
you
speak
that
way
about
my
Grammy
你竟然敢这么说我的祖母
hey
wait
a
second.
Wait.
等一下 等等
Delta
"T"
Could
equal
alpha
sub
zero.
∆T可以相当于零下α
alpha
希腊字母表的第一个字母
Delta 希腊字母表的第四个字母
It
seems
we
have
a
choice
to
make.
看起来我们得做个决定了
Abandon
all
ground
rules
in
the
name
of
science
决定以科学的名义弃用所有的基本规则
or...
give
up
collaborating
for
the
sake
of
our
relationship.
还是决定为了我们的关系而放弃合作
There's
only
one
clear
choice.
这个决定是很明确的
Science
it
is.
No
you
bonehead
那就是选择科学 不行 你个蠢货
Name
calling
that
is
perfect.
骂人 这方法简直不能再好了
Now
when
I
get
to
this
equation
here
当我算到这个方程式的时候
really
let
me
have
it.
You
know
你一定要这样骂我 记住了么
I
If
it
helps
I'm
not
the
sharpest
dresser.
要是管用的话 就给我说我不是衣着专家
Anyway
I
know
it's
silly
but
since
Raj
moved
in
实际上 我知道这很蠢 但是自从拉杰搬进来之后
I've
been
feeling
a
little
left
out.
我就有点被忽视的感觉
Well
sweetie
that's
crazy.
老公 这就是说胡话了吧
No
no
Penny
don't
dismiss
his
feelings.
不 不 佩妮 不要忽视他的感受
Thank
you.
I
just
feel...
谢谢你 我只是觉得
Hang
on
I'm
not
saying
等等 我可不是在说
that
his
feelings
aren't
crazy.
他的感受是正常的
I
just
don't
want
him
to
think
that
我只是不想他觉得
this
isn't
a
safe
place.
这里对他来说不是一个安全的地方
Well
to
be
truthful...
老实说
Well
why
wouldn't
this
be
a
safe
place
I
mean
这里为什么会是一个不安全的地方呢 我是说
he's
surrounded
by
his
wife
and
one
of
his
best
friends.
他被自己的妻子和最好的朋友之一包围着
I
don't
want
to
speak
for
Leonard.
我不想代表莱纳德说话
Thank
you.
I...
谢谢 我
But
when
you're
insecure
但是当你的内心缺乏安全感时
no
amount
of
external
validation
再多的外部保证都不能使
can
ever
make
you
feel
safe.
你感到有安全感
Yeah
you're
right.
You
know
you're
really
sensitive
没错 你说得很对 你知道么 你对
about
this
kind
of
stuff.
这样的事还真是非常有感悟力呢
I'm
a
good
listener.
Yeah.
我确实是一个很好的倾听者 没错
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What
怎么
Well
I
I
mean
I'm
sitting
right
here.
我说 我本人就坐在这儿
You're
talking
about
my
feelings
而你们在谈论我的感受
and
somehow
leaving
me
out
of
the
conversation.
不知怎么回事 你们却可以把我排除在谈话之外
I'm
sorry.
What
did
you
want
to
say
不好意思啊 你想说什么来着
I
don't
know
you
pretty
much
covered
it.
我不知道 你们基本都说完了
So
happy
together.
共享欢愉
Can
you
read
them
back
你能从头读一下么
"Revised
ground
rule
number
one
改良版基本规则 第一条
We
are
on
the
same
team
but
it
is
a
competition."
我们是一个合作小组 但是我们之间仍然需要相互竞争
Excellent.
Excellent.
棒棒哒 棒棒哒
And
on
a
related
point
you're
going
down
punk.
就这一点 我想说 你输定了 小废物
"Revised
ground
rule
number
two
改良版基本规则 第二条
"There
are
definitely
stupid
questions.
肯定会有人问蠢爆的问题
"And
those
who
ask
them
can
be
told
so
被问这些蠢爆的问题的人可以直接
right
to
their
stupid
face."
当面告诉问问题的人 你的问题蠢爆了
I
love
that
one.
啊 宝宝好喜欢这一条
Thanks
babe.
谢啦 宝宝
"Number
three
第三条
"Fair
topics
for
insult
include
可以接受的谩骂包括
"Educational
pedigree
scientific
field
教育背景 科学领域
intellectual
prowess
and
mamas."
智力高低以及母亲
Yeah
that
list
is
strong.
这个列表就厉害了
Like
your
mother's
urge
to
be
promiscuous
with
sailors.
比如你妈就渴望着和海员
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