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第四季第二十二集
生活大爆炸
I
must
say
Penny
this
is
great
fun.
我不得不说 佩妮 这真有意思
Glad
you're
enjoying
yourself.
很高兴你玩得这么嗨
Until
I
met
you
and
Bernadette
my
trips
to
the
bathroom
认识你和伯纳黛特前 我的洗手间之旅
had
been
entirely
focused
on
elimination.
只有排泄这一个主题
Now
they
have
a
delightful
social
aspect.
现在又多了社交功能
Amy
you
must've
been
in
the
bathroom
艾米 你之前肯定跟别的女生
with
other
women
before.
一起上过卫生间吧
Of
course
I
have.
当然咯
But
they
were
strangers
and
seemed
off
put
但之前都是陌生人 而且在我
when
I
engaged
in
friendly
stall
to
stall
chit
chat.
跟她们隔着小间闲聊时都很不高兴
Some
women
don't
like
to
get
chummy
有些女生不喜欢在没穿内裤时
when
their
panties
are
down.
被人套近乎
You
okay
in
there
bestie
你在里面没事吧 闺蜜
I'm
fine...
我没事
The
reason
I
ask
is
that
many
people
我这么问你是因为很多人
experience
bladder
shyness
都会"膀胱羞涩"
the
inability
to
pass
uri...
就是在聊天的时候没法小...
Yeah
I
said
I'm
fine.
Stop
talking
to
me.
喂 我说了我没事了 住嘴吧
She
always
this
crabby
when
she
urinates
她小便的时候总是这么凶吗
We're
really
not
that
close.
其实我俩没那么铁
Screw
it.
I'll
go
later.
去他娘的 待会儿再说吧
And
I'll
be
right
by
your
side.
那我待会儿还来陪你
Did
I
tell
you
Priya
invited
我有没有跟你说过普丽娅邀请了
me
and
Howard
to
have
dinner
with
her
and
Leonard
我和霍华德去跟她和莱纳德一起吃饭
Oh
that's
nice.
哦 不错啊
No
it's
not.
非也非也
It's
a
strategic
maneuver.
她在耍花招
Leonard's
new
girlfriend
is
testing
Bernadette's
loyalty
莱纳德的新女友在检验伯纳黛特
to
you
and
the
group.
对你和咱们的忠心呢
That
bitch
is
crafty.
那个贱人真狡猾啊
You
think
Of
course.
-真的吗 -当然
How
does
the
cheetah
attack
a
herd
of
wildebeests
猎豹是怎么对付牛羚群的
By
going
after
its
weakest
member.
追杀最弱小的成员
Well
what
makes
me
the
weakest
member
为啥我是最弱小的
Your
trusting
nature
coupled
with
your
teeny
tiny
body.
因为你总轻信别人 而且身材瘦小
You
wouldn't
last
a
minute
on
the
Serengeti.
你要是在塞伦盖蒂连一分钟都撑不到
(塞伦盖蒂 非洲著名自然保护区)
Okay
Amy
you're
being
silly.
好吧 艾米 你这是在犯傻
I'm
not
concerned
about
who
hangs
out
with
who.
谁跟谁一起吃饭我才不在乎呢
And
I
certainly
don't
have
a
problem
而且我肯定对莱纳德那个
with
Leonard's
new
girlfriend
who
wears
way
too
much
makeup.
总是化妆太浓的新女友没啥意见
Ooh
these
are
cute.
呜 这鞋好漂亮
Of
course
if
I
buy
them
当然我要是买下的话
I'll
have
to
rent
my
womb
out
to
a
gay
couple.
我就得给同性恋夫妇当代孕妈妈了
It
doesn't
matter.
I'm
going
to
tell
her
we
can't
make
it.
无所谓了 我跟她说我去不了
Oh
no.
You
have
to
go.
不行 你一定要去
I
don't
understand.
我不懂了
I
thought
I
was
a
teeny
tiny
wildebeest.
我以为我是那只瘦小的牛羚
You
are
with
hair
that
smells
like
strawberries.
没错 而且你还在用草莓香味的香波
And
we're
going
to
use
that
to
our
advantage.
我们要充分利用这一点
Wait.
What
are
you
talking
about
打住 你到底在说什么
By
accepting
the
invitation
Bernadette
becomes
只要接受了邀请 伯纳黛特就成了
a
double
agent
inside
the
enemy
camp.
敌营里的双面间谍
She
could
ferret
out
Priya's
tactics
她可以洞悉普丽娅的诡计
identify
her
weaknesses
找到她的弱点
and
feed
her
false
information
such
as
并能提供假情报 比如
Leonard's
no
stranger
to
back
alley
cockfights.
莱纳德是地下斗鸡比赛的常客
I
don't
know.
I'm
not
a
very
good
liar.
不知道啊 我不怎么会撒谎的
They
kind
of
whup
that
out
of
you
in
Catholic
school.
在天主学校时就被罚得不敢撒谎了
Don't
worry.
I'll
teach
you.
别担心 我来教你
I
did
two
years
of
Cub
Scouts
我在童子军里待了两年
before
they
found
out
I
was
a
girl.
都没让他们发现我是女生
Okay
I
don't
know
you
people.
好吧 我不认识你们
I'm
just
an
innocent
woman
wondering
我只是个天真的女生
if
this
shoe
store
will
take
my
Texaco
card.
不知这家鞋店能否用德士古加油卡
How
do
you
feel
about
concealing
a
recording
device
你觉得在你的双峰之间藏一个
in
the
cleavage
of
your
ample
bosom
录音设备怎么样
I
don't
want
anything
in
my
ample
bosom.
我双峰之间容不下任何东西
Come
on
Strawberries.
Take
one
for
the
team.
来嘛 小草莓 为咱们牺牲一下呗
Okay
see
you
later.
Good
news.
-好 待会儿见 -好消息
I
finally
have
a
handle
on
my
idea
for
three
person
chess.
我终于设计出了三人象棋
That
is
good
news.
Bye.
确实是好消息 拜拜
Uh
do
you
know
how
I
solved
你知道我是怎么解决
the
balanced
center
combat
area
problem
交战区域中心对称这个问题的吗
Five
words
很简单
transitional
quadrilateral
to
triangular
tessellation.
四边形向三角形的过渡镶嵌
That...
that's
brilliant.
这 这个很赞
It's
what
I
do.
我就说嘛
But
wait
there's
more.
等下 还有哈
I
also
invented
two
new
chess
pieces.
我还发明了两个新棋子
The
serpent...
and
the
old
woman.
毒蛇 和老妇
Okay
now
I
have
to
ask.
What
do
they
do
好吧 现在我非得问了 这俩怎么玩
When
the
serpent
slithers
to
an
opposing
player's
piece
当毒蛇经过对方的棋子时
that
piece
is
considered
poisoned
那个棋子就算中毒了
and
will
die
after
two
more
moves.
再走两步之后就会死掉
All
right.
好吧
Unless...
it
gets
to
the
old
woman
in
time
除非 它能及时赶到老妇身边
in
which
case
she
sucks
out
the
poison
这样的话她就能吸出毒液
turning
her
into
the
Grand
Empress
并且自己变成太后
a
piece
combining
the
power
老妇同时集合了
of
the
Knight
Queen
and
Serpent.
马 后和毒蛇三者的功效
Elegant.
妙极了
That's
because
it's
simple.
那是因为简单才妙
Okay
well
I
look
forward
to
playing
with
you.
好 很期待和你杀一局哦
And...
还有
And
what
还有啥
And
a
third
person.
第三个人啊
It's
three
person
chess.
这是三人象棋嘛
I
must
say
ever
since
you
started
我不得不说 自从你开始
having
regular
intercourse
your
mind
has
lost
its
keen
edge.
定期交媾之后 你的脑子就没那么好使了
You
should
reflect
on
that.
你应该采取点儿措施的
Excuse
me
but
Einstein
had
a
pretty
busy
sex
life.
抱歉 可爱因斯坦性生活也很频繁啊
Yes
and
he
never
unified
gravity
with
the
other
forces.
所以他没能把引力和其它力统一起来
If
he
hadn't
been
such
a
hound
dog
他要是不这么乱搞
we'd
all
have
time
machines.
我们早就有时光机器了
Got
it.
Bye.
知道了 拜
You
know
I'm
right.
你知道哥是对的
I
think
he's
getting
worse.
他的病情又加重了
Oh
my
metatarsal
are
barking.
嗷 我的跖骨在哀嚎
You
okay
Yeah
yeah.
-你还好吗 -没事
I'm
just
breaking
in
some
new
shoes.
我只是穿了双新鞋而已
Very
pretty.
Thank
you.
-很漂亮 -谢谢
Did
you
know
that
women
wear
high
heels
你知道女人穿高跟鞋
to
make
the
buttocks
and
breasts
more
prominent
是为了更加前凸后翘吗
Hadn't
really
thought
about
it.
还真没这么想过
Look.
瞧
Uh
sure.
Very...
prominent.
呃 没错 相当...翘
Please
Leonard
don't
leer
拜托 莱纳德 别乱瞟了
you
have
a
girlfriend.
你有女友了
Sorry.
抱歉
So
are
you
off
to
dinner
你要和普丽娅 霍华德
with
Priya
Howard
and
Bernadette
伯纳黛特共进晚餐吗
Yeah.
How
did
you
know
是啊 你怎么知道的
I
heard
it
at
the
mall
我在商场听说的
when
I
was
shopping
with
my
girlfriends
当时正和闺蜜们一起血拼
'cause
you
know
that's
kind
of
my
life
now.
这基本上就是我现在的生活状态了
Have
a
good
night.
祝你有愉快的一晚
Try
not
to
ogle
my
caboose
as
I
walk
away.
我转身离开时 尽量别偷瞄我的翘臀
Hey
Raj
will
you
be
joining
us
for
dinner
拉杰 你要和我们共进晚餐吗
The
lonely
guy
and
the
two
happy
couples
孤家寡人跟两对甜蜜鸳鸯掺和吗
I'd
rather
get
a
prostate
exam
我还不如找个猥琐男
from
a
leper
who
walks
away
with
nine
fingers.
帮我做前列腺检查直到他断指呢
Oh
would
you
please
stop
feeling
sorry
for
yourself
你能不能不要顾影自怜了
I
have
to
feel
sorry
for
myself.
我也是迫于无奈
I'm
the
only
one
who
cares.
因为我是唯一关心自己的人
Just
like
I'm
the
only
one
who'll
have
sex
with
me.
就像我是唯一愿意和自己做爱的人一样
Really
In
front
of
your
sister
你怎么能在你妹妹面前说这种话
We
shared
a
room
growing
up.
我们从小住在一个房间
This
is
not
news
to
me.
我都听习惯了
Excuse
me.
I'm
going
to
go
wander
the
streets
alone.
失陪了 我要去街上独自闲逛一会
Invisible
unwanted
and
unloved.
无人关注 无人需要 无人爱怜
A
pathetic
shadow
in
a
city
with
no
heart.
都市里的一剪孤影 无牵无挂
I
forgot
my
windbreaker.
It'chilly.
我忘穿防风夹克了 外面怪冷的
I
don't
understand.
Is
this
a
way
to
break
in
new
shoes
我就不明白了 新鞋就这样穿的吗
No.
Once
these
puppies
touch
the
ground
不 但这对小宝贝一旦沾地
they're
mine
and
I'll
have
to
wear
them
就属于我了 我就要穿着它们
walking
up
and
down
Hollywood
Boulevard
在好莱坞大道徘徊
in
order
to
pay
them
off.
好让它们物有所值
Pretty
pretty
pretty.
美啦 美啦 美啦
Good
news
the
wildebeest
is
in
the
curry.
好消息 牛羚到达印度人家了
The
what
神马
Bernadette
is
with
Priya
and
Leonard.
伯纳黛特同普丽娅和莱纳德碰面了
Message
received.
短信已收到
Commence
operation
"Priya
Wouldn't
Wanna
Be
ya."
启动"普丽娅不想步你后尘"行动
Hey.
Seriously
你不至于吧
Didn't
you
get
enough
of
this
cliquey
crap
in
high
school
你高中没玩够这种小团体把戏吗
I
wish.
A
clique
requires
friends.
我倒也想 但组小团体是需要朋友的
I
didn't
have
any.
None
-而我却没有 -一个都没有吗
I
used
to
take
my
lunch
down
to
the
maintenance
room
我以前会把午餐带到保全室
and
eat
with
the
janitor.
和清洁工一起吃
It
was
nice
until
his
wife
called
me
a
puta
那种感觉很好 直到他老婆骂我"贱货"
and
made
me
stop.
将我拒之门外
Hang
on.
等等
It's
the
wildebeest.
是牛羚发来的
Priya
just
made
a
snide
comment
about
your
acting
career.
普丽娅刚刚挖苦了一番你的演艺事业
W
What
the
hell
did
she
say
她都说什么了
She
thinks
it's
cool
you're
following
your
dream
她认为 了不起的是你勇于追梦
no
matter
what.
不管这有多难
That
bitch
贱人!
How
do
you
want
to
handle
it
你想怎么应对
Um
okay.
呃 好吧
Tell
Bernadette
to
tell
Priya
that
让伯纳黛特告诉普丽娅
I'm
on
my
way
to
Prague
我在去布拉格的路上
to
shoot
a
movie
with
Angelina
Jolie.
准备去和安吉丽娜·朱莉拍电影
Got
it.
明白
Is
it
going
to
be
in
3
D
是3D电影吗
What
I
don't
know.
It
doesn't
matter.
什么 无所谓 这个不重要
I'm
gonna
say
3
D.
还是说3D电影吧
That'll
let
her
know
the
studio
has
faith
in
it.
可以让她知道制片方对电影很有信心
You're
kidding.
3
D
开什么玩笑 竟然是3D的
That's
what
I
hear.
听说是这样的
Then
the
studio
must
have
real
faith
in
it.
那制片方一定对电影很有信心
Wonder
why
she
didn't
tell
me.
她为什么没告诉我呢
Have
you
been
spending
time
with
your
ex
girlfriend
你最近经常和你的前女友接触吗
No...
没有
Then
why
are
you
surprised
she
didn't
tell
you
那她没告诉你有什么好奇怪的
Well
it's
not
as
much
"surprised"
as...
与其说是"奇怪"
you
know...
uh...
the
other
thing.
不如说是 另一种感觉
What
other
thing
什么感觉
Well
if
you...
uh...
如果你 呃
I
don't...
oh...
我不
What's
the
word
I'm
looking
for
我想说的是哪个词来着
I'm
not
going
to
help
you.
This
is
hilarious.
我不会帮你的 看你的囧样太欢乐了
She's
also
dating
an
astronaut.
她还在和宇航员谈恋爱
Wow.
That's
very
impressive.
哇哦 这么厉害啊
Yeah.
But
Leonard's
impressive
too.
是啊 但莱纳德也很厉害啊
Thank
you.
谢谢
"Befuddled."
糊涂
The
word
I
was
looking
for
was
"befuddled."
"糊涂"这个词很合适
Knight
to
Old
Woman...
马走到老妇...
six
and
a
third.
6又1/3位置
Brilliant
move.
妙棋
Thank
you.
多谢夸奖
Will
the
two
of
you
excuse
me
两位失陪一下
I
need
a
hug.
抱抱我吧
Sorry
I
have
company.
抱歉 我家有客人
Come
on
Sheldon
open
the
door.
拜托 谢尔顿 开开门
I
don't
want
to
hug
you.
我不想抱你
I
don't
want
to
hug
you
either.
我也不想抱你
I
was
just
feeling
blue.
我只是感觉很郁闷[蓝色]
Blue
as
in
depressed.
蓝色 就是郁闷的意思
Well
not
so
much
depressed
as
lonely.
还没郁闷到孤独的地步
I
don't
know
what
color
lonely
is.
我不知道孤独是什么颜色
What
Red
is
angry
-什么 -红色代表愤怒
yellow
is
frightened
黄色代表惊恐
green
is
jealous
and
blue
is
depressed.
绿色代表嫉妒 蓝色代表忧郁
Perhaps
we
can
assign
a
color
to
lonely.
没准咱可以找个颜色来代表孤独
Nothing
rhymes
with
orange.
It's
probably
lonely.
橙色跟啥都不押韵 没准橙色也觉得挺孤独的
All
right.
Come
in.
好吧 进来吧
You
look
positively
orange
with
loneliness.
你看起来的确挺橙挺孤独的
No
I
don't
see
that
catching
on
at
all.
不行 说起来还是不顺嘴
What
are
you
doing
你在干嘛呢
I'm
working
on
my
three
person
chess
game.
我在研究我的三人国际象棋
Oh
cool.
Can
I
play
真酷 我能一起玩吗
It's
three
person
chess.
这是三人象棋
Did
you
bring
a
friend
你带朋友来了吗
No.
没
Then
as
a
mental
exercise
I
invite
you
那我就只好请你思考一下
to
figure
out
why
the
two
of
us
为啥咱俩人
can't
play
three
person
chess.
没法玩三人象棋了
Can
you
believe
this
guy
这家伙够迷糊的吧
Social
protocol
does
however
然而鉴于人际交往的需要
require
me
to
bring
you
a
hot
beverage
我应该在你孤独的时候
in
your
time
of
need.
给你来杯热饮
No
thank
you.
I'm
fine.
不用了 谢谢 我没事
It's
not
optional.
你没的选择
We're
out
of
tea.
I
hope
you
like
bouillon.
我们家没茶了 但愿你喜欢牛肉汤
I
uh
I
guess
you're
probably
wondering
我猜你大概在琢磨
what's
got
me
down.
我为什么会这么郁闷
Actually
I
was
wondering
实际上我在琢磨
我能不能再加一个新的棋子
How
do
you
think
people
would
feel
about
Prince
Joey
你觉得我加个乔伊王子怎么样
the
king's
feeble
minded
but
well
meaning
cousin
他是国王弱智但却心地善良的表弟
I'm
going
to
be
30
years
old
我就快三十岁了
and
I
have
no
one
in
my
life
to
love
me.
但我却找不到一个爱我的人
I'm
such
a
basket
case
I
can't
even
talk
to
a
woman
我真是没救了 我不喝酒的话
without
having
alcohol
in
my
body.
都没法开口跟女人讲话
The
fun
thing
about
Prince
Joey
乔伊王子有趣的地方就在于
is
every
time
he
moves
there's
a
one
in
five
chance
他每动一次 就有百分之二十的几率
he'll
kill
himself.
会自杀
Sheldon
listen
to
me.
谢尔顿 听我说
I
have
a
big
decision
to
make
and
I'm
scared.
我要做个重大的决定 而我很害怕
Yellow.
Go
ahead.
很黄很害怕 说吧
A
friend
at
the
School
of
Pharmacology
我在药学院的一个朋友
gave
me
these
new
pills
they're
testing.
给了我这些他们正在测试的药
He
says
it's
the
next
big
thing
他说这将是治疗社交焦虑障碍领域的
for
social
anxiety
disorder.
又一奇迹
Fascinating.
What's
in
it
有意思 这药是什么成分的
I'm
not
sure.
我也不知道
Some
sort
of
beta
blocker
attached
to
a
molecule
某种β受体阻断剂跟从牛的尿液中
extracted
from
the
urine
of
cows.
提取的分子的混合物
I
like
cows.
我喜欢牛
That's
not
the
point.
这不是重点
It
was
its
own
point.
Go
on.
你怎么想不重要 继续说吧
I'm
a
scientist.
我是个科学家
My
ability
to
think
is
my
bread
and
butter.
我靠我的思考能力吃饭
I'm
afraid
if
I
take
this
I
might
lose
我怕我吃了这个药以后 可能会丧失那些
that
special
unique
something
让我在我的领域里
that
makes
me
so
successful
in
my
field.
如此成功的特质
Rajesh
I've
had
the
privilege
拉杰 我有幸
of
working
alongside
you
for
many
years.
跟你一起共事了多年
My
recommendation
is
that
我建议你就跟吃糖豆一样
you
gobble
these
up
like
Tic
Tacs.
把这些药都吞了吧
Okay
I'm
still
trying
to
work
this
out.
好吧 我还在琢磨这事呢
How
did
Penny
meet
an
astronaut
佩妮是怎么搭上一个宇航员的
I
don't
know.
我也不知道
The
regular
way
people
meet
astronauts.
就正常这么搭上的呗
Most
of
those
guys
live
in
Texas.
宇航员大多都住在德克萨斯州呀
Obviously
this
one
doesn't.
显然这哥们儿不住那儿
Okay.
好吧
Leonard
lives
here.
Priya's
from
India.
莱纳德住在美国 而普丽娅是印度来的
People
meet
Howard.
God
结果不也认识了嘛 霍华德 你搞什么
Fine.
好吧
You've
met
lots
of
astronauts
你也认识过不少宇航员
and
I've
never
grilled
you
about
that.
我可从来都没拷问你是怎么认识的
I'd
thank
you
to
extend
me
the
same
courtesy.
谢谢你以怨报德
I'm
not
grilling
you
I
was
just
curious.
我没拷问你 我只是好奇而已
I
still
can't
get
over
the
fact
that
she
got
a
big
movie
part.
我还在琢磨她居然要出演大片这件事呢
Not
that
I
care
what
my
ex
girlfriend's
up
to
'cause
I
don't.
倒不是因为我在乎我前女友的事 我真不在乎
Maybe
that's
where
she
met
the
astronaut
all
right
也许她就是在片场认识那个宇航员的呢
I'm
sorry.
What
would
an
astronaut
be
doing
不好意思 可是宇航员
working
on
a
movie
跑到片场去干嘛呀
He's
a
consultant.
他是顾问
I
thought
the
movie
was
about
18th
century
Vienna.
你不是说这部电影是关于十八世纪的维也纳的吗
He
can't
have
a
hobby
他就不能有点业余爱好吗
Excuse
me
I
have
to
pee.
失陪一下 我要去洗手间了
Or
is
that
implausible
as
well
你们是不是觉得这件事也很不可思议
It's
nice
to
have
another
couple
to
hang
with
isn't
it
两对情侣一起玩就是好 对吧
All
right
guys
you
have
to
go
back.
好了 宝贝儿 你们得回家了
I
can't
afford
you.
我可负担不起你们
No
don't
send
us
away
we
love
you.
不 别抛弃我们 我们爱你
I
love
you
too
but
you
cost
more
than
my
rent.
我也爱你们 但你们比我的房租还贵
But
Penny
you
look
so
good
in
us.
但是佩妮 你穿上我们之后很漂亮呀
Damn
it
the
shoes
are
right.
该死的 鞋说的对
Good
golly
Penny
your
whimsy
is
boundless.
天啊 佩妮 你还是真是鬼点子多多呀
What
do
you
got
for
me
wildebeest
进展如何了 牛羚
I
think
they're
on
to
me.
我觉得他们在逼问我
The
story's
starting
to
fall
apart.
这故事开始漏洞百出了
Calm
down.
Everything's
going
to
be
okay.
冷静点 没事的
We
may
have
to
kill
her.
我们或许得杀她灭口了
Bernadette
I'm
putting
you
on
speakerphone.
伯纳黛特 我开免提了
Where
are
you
now
你在哪呢
In
the
bathroom.
在洗手间
Oh
look
at
this
不错嘛
another
one
of
our
classic
bathroom
gabfests.
又一次经典的洗手间对话
What's
the
problem
到底是怎么回事
They're
just
asking
me
他们在问我
all
sorts
of
questions
I
can't
answer.
一堆我回答不上来的问题
Just
change
the
subject.
那就换话题呀
I
suppose
I
could
get
them
back
to
talking
about
Leonard
我想我应该可以让他们继续聊
going
to
India
to
meet
Priya's
parents.
莱纳德去印度见普丽娅父母的事
What
什么
They
said
something
about
going
there
this
summer.
他们好像说今年夏天一起去印度
What
are
they
getting
engaged
什么 他们要订婚吗
I
don't
know.
I
was
too
busy
covering
my
heinie
我不知道 我忙着自圆其说呢
on
Amy's
stupid
astronaut
story
都是艾米说什么宇航员害的
What
astronaut
story
什么宇航员
You
texted
me
Penny's
dating
an
astronaut.
你短信说佩妮在跟个宇航员约会
I
texted
"architect."
That's
amusing.
我发的是"建筑师" 真好玩
Auto
correct
must've
changed
it.
肯定是自动纠错帮我改的
Yeah
it's
hysterical.
是啊 太好笑了
All
right
look
just
forget
about
the
astronaut.
好吧 反正别提宇航员的事了
Architect.
Where
would
you
have
met
an
astronaut
是建筑师 你上哪去认识宇航员
Look
just
find
out
what's
up
with
this
trip
to
India.
一定要问去印度怎么回事就好了
I
don't
want
to
do
this
anymore
我再也不想干这事了
Don't
you
quit
on
us
你敢
Bernie
you
okay
妮妮 你没事吧
It
was
an
architect
原来是个建筑师
Thank
you
for
coming
with
me
Sheldon.
谢谢你陪我来 谢尔顿
You're
a
good
friend.
真够朋友
I'm
glad
you
think
so.
很高兴你这么想
That's
what
I
strive
to
emulate.
我就是想让你这么认为
Okay
let's
see
if
this
drug
works.
好吧 来看看这药有没有效
Can
I
help
you
有事吗
Forgive
me
for
staring
but
you're
very
beautiful.
抱歉这么盯着你看 你太美了
Thank
you.
谢谢
That's
a
great
accent.
Where
are
you
from
你口音真好听 你家乡是
India.
印度
Oh
cool.
I've
always
wanted
to
go
there.
真好 我一直想去那儿
It's
a
beautiful
country.
You'd
love
it.
印度很漂亮 你一定会喜欢的
May
I
join
you
能坐这里吗
Uh
okay
sure.
Why
not
好的 当然 有何不可
My
name
is
Dr.
Rajesh
Koothrappali
我是拉杰·库萨帕里博士
and
this
is
my
friend
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper.
这位是我朋友谢尔顿·库珀博士
There's
no
need
to
interact
with
me.
不用理我
I'm
just
here
to
observe.
我只是来观察的
What's
he
observing
他在观察什么
We're
scientists.
We
observe
everything.
我们是科学家 啥都观察的
Here
go
buy
yourself
a
scone.
给 去买个松饼吃
All
right.
好吧
And
what
is
your
name
Angela.
-那你叫什么 -安吉拉
Oh
derived
from
the
word
"angel."
Appropriate.
这名字来源于天使 很恰当
You're
cute.
你真可爱
I'd
like
to
buy
a
scone.
我要买个松饼
Oh
I'm
sorry
we're
out.
抱歉 卖完了
We
have
muffins.
还有小松饼要吗
They
sound
delicious
听起来很好吃
but
this
money
is
earmarked
for
scones.
但这钱是专用来买松饼的
What
are
you
doing
你在做什么
Oh
just
getting
comfortable.
只是觉得这样舒服
So
how
long
have
you
lived
in
Los
Angeles
你在洛杉矶住多久了
I...
我...
They
were
out
of
scones.
松饼卖完了
Sheldon
I'm
talking
to
someone.
谢尔顿 我在跟人说话
You're
being
rude.
你这样太没礼貌了
I'll
bet
you're
an
actress.
我敢打赌你肯定是演员
If
not
you
should
be.
不是的话太可惜了
You
have
a
very
expressive
face.
你有这么出众的脸蛋
Oh
my
God.
天哪
Wait
where
are
you
going
等等 你这是去哪儿
We
were
doing
so
well.
我们挺聊得来的啊
She
never
even
got
to
see
my
penis.
她还没来得及见我小弟弟呢
Who
wants
some
more
coffee
谁还要咖啡
Thanks
yeah.
Sure.
-谢谢 我要 -我也要
Let
me
help
you.
我来帮你吧
Nice
to
see
that
the
gals
are
getting
along.
很高兴女孩子们相处融洽
"Gals"
"女孩子们"
Who
are
you
Fred
Flintstone
你谁呀 摩登原始人吗
This
trip
to
India
sounds
fun.
印度之旅一定会好玩的
Yeah
I
think
it
will
be.
是啊 我也这么觉得
Are
you
concerned
your
parents
might
not
approve
of
Leonard
你担心自己父母不接受莱纳德吗
A
little.
有点
They're
very
old
fashioned.
他们挺守旧的
Well
I
wouldn't
worry
about
it.
换我就不会担心
It's
not
like
you
guys
are
getting
engaged
right
你们又不是去订婚 是吧
Oh
God
no.
We're
not
there
yet.
天哪 不是 我们还没到那阶段
Not
engaged.
Very
interesting.
不是订婚 有意思
I
have
to
tinkle.
我要去趟洗手间
You've
been
in
there
a
lot
tonight.
Are
you
okay
你今晚去过好多趟了 没事吧
Yes.
Are
you
writing
a
book
没事 你准备写进书里吗
Why
are
you
getting
upset
你为什么这么生气
I'm
not
upset.
Maybe
you're
upset.
我才没生气 你才生气
What's
up
with
you
你怎么了
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
I
can't
do
this
anymore
我再也做不下去了
I'm
a
good
girl
我是个好女孩
I
went
to
Catholic
school
我上的是天主教学校
Okay
well
it's
getting
late.
好吧 很晚了
This
was
terrific.
今晚很愉快
You
win.
你赢了
Bernie
妮妮
I
think
the
word
you're
looking
for
is
"befuddled."
我想你要说的是 "糊涂了"
My
catapult
flings
my
bishop
我的弹弓把我的象
to
Howard's
Queen's
Gorilla
two.
弹到霍华德的后的G2位置上
Nice.
妙招啊
Okay
Rook
to
transporter
pad.
车进入传送板
And
he
comes
out
at...
然后来到了
...Leonard's
Queen's
Bishop
five
and
a
third.
莱纳德的后的B5又1/3位置上
Check
on
Leonard.
将莱纳德的军
Hang
on.
等等
When
is
my
Pawn
allowed
to
use
the
golf
cart
我的兵何时允许用高尔夫车
When
it's
done
charging.
等它冲完电
Or
you
land
on
the
time
machine.
或等你登陆到时光机器上
Obviously.
很明显
Beekeeper
to
King
12.
养蜂人走到K12位置
I
capture
your
Pope
and
release
the
Swarm.
我俘获你的教皇 释放了蜂群
Checkmate
on
Sheldon.
将死谢尔顿
I
knew
I
should've
given
my
Pope
the
jet
pack.
我就知道该让教皇装上喷气背包的
Hey
I've
got
winners.
哇 看来有两个人赢了哦
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