生活大爆炸-S06E07_生活大爆炸

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Hello I am Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

大家好我是谢尔顿博士

Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags.

欢迎收看由谢尔顿·库珀出品的《有趣的旗帜》

Before we get started I'd like to announce

节目开始前我想先公布

the winner of our design your own flag competition.

设计旗帜比赛的赢家

But I can't.

可惜没有

The only entry was from GameyGamer75

唯一的参赛作品来自网友"爱咪福乐75"

and I know that was a jpeg of your buttocks.

我知道你上传的是自己屁股照片

Now this week we have a very special episode

本周这集十分特别

where we explore the flags

我们将介绍

of the popular entertainment franchise Star Trek.

热门影集《星际迷航》中的旗帜

And to help me I'm pleased to introduce

我很荣幸请到这位来帮忙的特邀嘉宾

Internet personality

网络名人

former star of Star Trek The Next Generation

《星际迷航: 下一代》剧中演员

and the only guy I know lucky enough to be immortalized

并且是我认识的唯一一位有幸被按比例

in 1/16 scale

做成小人偶的朋友

set phasers to "Fun"...

将激光枪设至欢乐档

"set phasers to stun"[将激光枪设至击晕档]

改编自《星际迷航》中的句子

...for my friend Wil Wheaton.

欢迎我的好友威尔·惠顿

Hi Sheldon. Thanks for having me.

谢尔顿感谢你的邀请

I'm happy to be here. Cut.

-很高兴能上贵节目 -停

What's wrong

怎么啦

Sorry Sheldon you were brilliant as always.

谢尔顿你的表现如往常一样精彩

Wil that was a little wooden.

威尔你有点太呆板了

Wooden

呆板吗

Don't worry it wasn't terrible.

别担心也没那么烂

Just this time try to say it the way people sound.

但这次可以像正常人一样说话吗

And action.

开拍

My friend Wil Wheaton.

我的好友威尔·惠顿

Hi Sheldon. Thanks for having me.

谢尔顿感谢你的邀请

I'm excited to be here.

我很兴奋能上贵节目呢

So Wil what do you have for us first

威尔你将从哪一面旗帜开始介绍呢

Well this is an exciting one.

这面旗非常有意思

This is the flag of the United Federation of Planets.

这是星际联邦的旗帜

Now what's interesting about this flag... Cut.

-这面旗有趣的地方在于... -停

What was wrong with that

又怎么了

It's called "Fun with Flags."

这节目叫"有趣"的旗帜

They're not at half mast nobody died.

不是有人死了在降半旗哀悼

Let's try and keep it upbeat.

欢乐喜庆点好不好

Um no offense

我无意冒犯

but I've been acting since I was a kid.

但我从小就开始演戏

I think I can handle a Web show

上个网络节目

without a lot of direction.

我应该不需要人家教

It's true.

此话不假

In 1982 Wil played the voice

在1982年威尔就替卡通电影

of Martin the mouse in The Secret of NIMH.

《勇敢鼠妈妈》里的一角配音了

You moved me.

你感动了我

You'll have to forgive me.

原谅我的吹毛求疵

This is my first time directing I just want it to be good.

我第一次当导演只想尽善尽美

So do I. Great.

-我也是 -很好

So this time let's try

那这次就请你

more real boy less Pinocchio.

像个真男孩而非小木偶

And action.

开拍

And cut.

停

You realize that I'm doing this for free right

你知道我是无偿友情客串的吧

Yes. And so far we're still not getting our money's worth.

但目前为止无偿都有点不值回票价呢

Let's try it again.

再来一次

Everybody's having fun.

大家开开心心

And action.

开拍

So Wil...

威尔

...what do you have for us first

你要先介绍哪面旗帜呢

Well this is an exciting one.

这面旗十分有意思哦

This is the flag

这面旗

of the United Federation of Planets.

可是星际联邦的旗帜

Cut.

停

Problem first time director

有问题吗 "新手"导演

Oh none that I could see.

我是没发现啦

I saw a man who loved flags almost as much as I do.

我只觉得你跟我一样热爱旗子

I got goose bumps.

都起鸡皮疙瘩了

He was overacting on purpose.

他故意夸张演出

Really

真的吗

He reminded me of a young William Shatner.

让我想起电影里寇克船长小时候呢

Listen Sheldon I'm really happy to do this for you

谢尔顿我很乐意上你节目

but not if she's gonna be a huge pain in the ass the whole time.

但她要在这当找茬精的话那就算了吧

You gonna let him speak to me like that

他这么说我你居然没意见吗

Well...

这个嘛...

you're my girlfriend

你是我女朋友

and I don't want you to be upset.

我不想你不高兴

Then again Wil Wheaton's my friend

但威尔·惠顿也是我朋友

and I don't want him to be upset.

我也不想他不高兴

This is a sticky wicket.

真是进退两难啊

What do you think

你有什么看法

Can I speak to you for a second

我们去一边谈谈

I'll be right back.

我马上回来

Feel free to play with yourself.

欢迎你"自娱自乐"

I don't care for your friend

我不管他是不是你朋友

he's being rude to me.

他对我出言不逊

You need to ask him to leave.

你得叫他滚蛋

Amy I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave.

艾米你怎么能叫他滚蛋呢

He's a minor celebrity.

他好歹也是个二线明星

Once you explain who he is many people recognize him.

只需费点唇舌解释人们还是能认出他的

Fine. Then maybe I should go.

行那我走可以了吧

Could you That would solve everything.

真的吗那问题就能迎刃而解了

You are the best.

你最好了

I'll see you at dinner tonight

今晚晚餐见吗

You sure you wouldn't rather have dinner

你不会想跟你的好友威尔

with your friend Wil Wheaton

一起共进晚餐吗

Come to think of it I would

细想一下我还真想呢

You little lady are on fire.

小妞你今天棒呆啦

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Every time we eat dinner here

每次来吃晚饭

your mother refuses to let me help with the dishes.

你妈妈都不让我帮忙洗碗

Don't take it personally. She likes doing them by herself

别往心里去她想自己洗碗

so she can lick the plates with no one looking.

单纯是怕被别人看她偷舔碗盘

You ready to go

准备好要回去了吗

Yeah let me just grab a couple of fresh turtlenecks.

行我拿几件洗好的高领衣就走

I don't understand why you keep your stuff here

咱们家那么多地方干嘛还要把东西

when there's plenty of room at home.

统统都留在这里啊

What are you talking about

哪有这回事

All I have here is a few sweaters

我就留了几件外套

books bank stuff computers

书银行东西电脑

mail collectibles medicine and my electric body groomer.

信件收藏品药物跟电动除毛机

Ooh there's my plaid dickie.

我的格子纹小围脖

Oh got this at the Goodwill store for 50 cents.

我在二手店花五毛钱买到的呢

Can you believe it

不敢相信吧

50 cents sounds right.

感觉就值这个价呀

Let's go.

走吧

You know it's kinda late.

有点晚了呢

Why don't we just spend the night here

何不干脆在这里过夜

Because we don't live here.

因为我们不住在这里啊

I know.

我知道

Do you You said when you got back from space

你真知道吗你自己说

you were gonna move into my apartment

从太空回来后就搬进我公寓

but half the time we stay here.

但半数时间我们都住这里

That's not true.

才没有呢

Howard I'm doing laundry

霍华德我要洗衣服了

You want me to put anything in for you

有什么需要我帮你洗的吗

There's some underwear in the hamper

篮子里有我的内裤拿去洗吧

Oh good I got that new stain stick to try out

非常好我刚好要试试新去渍棒

Thank you I only put it on the list two weeks ago

谢谢你做我"两周前"要求的事啊

Okay I see what you're getting at.

好吧我懂你意思了

How about this weekend

要不这周末吧

I'll box up all my things and move them to our place.

我把所有东西都打包搬回咱家

Thank you.

谢谢

The lightsabers are gonna look great in the living room.

这两把光剑放在我们客厅肯定很帅

Or in the closet. We can decide later.

放衣柜里也不错到时候决定吧

Howard help

霍华德帮帮忙

My hand's stuck in the garbage disposal

我的手卡在食物垃圾处理机里了

Let go of whatever piece of food you're holding

那你把手里抓着不放的食物放开啊

Are you kidding

你不是吧

It's a perfectly good chicken leg

是一根完好无缺的好鸡腿呢

Hey look who's out after dark like a big boy.

某人像个大男孩一样夜游晚归哦

I was out raising heck with Mr. Wil Wheaton.

我跟威尔·惠顿去共进晚餐了

Four hours more and we would have

再让我们吃个四小时

closed down the HomeTown Buffet.

就能吃垮"家乡"自助餐厅了

I thought you had plans with Amy. Yeah I did

-你不是跟艾米有约了吗 -是啊

but then Wil called Amy a pain in the A S S.

但威尔说艾米是找茬精

She got huffy and left

她就不爽走人了

then Wil and I headed out to dinner.

然后我就跟威尔一起去吃晚饭了

That place really did remind me of my hometown.

"家乡"自助餐厅真的有家乡味呢

Because there we also have a HomeTown Buffet.

因为我家乡也有一家"家乡"自助餐厅

Hold on. Wil and Amy had an argument

等等威尔跟艾米吵架啦

Yes quite the kerfuffle.

对啊挺剑拔弩张的

Then Amy got mad and left

然后艾米火大走人啦

Walked right out the door.

夺门而出一去不返

And you...

然后你...

Enjoyed a delightful dinner at a reasonable price.

跟威尔开心地吃了顿好价钱的晚饭

The manager recognized Wil

餐厅经理认出了威尔

and let us sit right next to the frozen yogurt machine.

同意让我们坐在冰酸奶机旁呢

Right next to it

正旁边哦

I was closer to it than I am to you right now.

比我现在跟你的距离还近呢

Buddy I think Amy might be upset.

兄弟艾米可能在不高兴哦

Why's that

为啥啊

Because your friend was rude to her

你的朋友对她出言不逊

and then you went to dinner with him.

你还跟他一起去吃晚饭

You're just repeating what I said.

这不就是我刚才说的而已吗

It's like living with a lactose intolerant parrot.

你这只乳糖不耐症的学舌鹦鹉

Trust me call her.

听我的打给她吧

Fine. It's a shame you didn't go to dinner with us

行你没跟我们一起吃晚餐真可惜

because the buffet you're about to enjoy

因为你等下就只能尝到

only serves humble pie

屈辱的滋味了

a dessert much less tasty than frozen yogurt.

跟冰酸奶的味道完全不能比哦

I was this close.

当时就坐这么近

What

有何贵干

You'll appreciate this.

跟你说个笑话

Leonard has some ridiculous notion that you're mad at me.

莱纳德脑子抽风说你在气我

Tell him you're not mad at me.

告诉他没这回事

Go ahead set him straight.

说吧给他个痛快

I'm mad at you Sheldon.

我是气你啊谢尔顿

Eat one of your Luna bars.

吃根巧克力棒吧

Very often when women think they're angry

女人常以为自己在愤怒

they're really just hungry.

其实只是肚子饿而已啦

I'm not hungry.

我不饿

Your friend insulted me and you didn't do anything.

你朋友羞辱我你也不干嘛

Precisely I didn't do anything.

对啊我什么都没干啊

Now does someone feel like checking her emotional math

某人是不是该仔细想想自己在说啥啊

Keep going buddy you're doing great.

继续吧兄弟我看好你哦

Sheldon I'm your girlfriend

谢尔顿我是你女朋友

and you should have taken my side.

你应该帮我的才对啊

That's it. End of story. Good night.

就这样吧我说完了晚安

Wow Amy's mad and Leonard was right.

哎哟艾米在生气莱纳德说得对

What a weird day.

今天真不可思议

Hey. Sorry this took so long.

抱歉让你们等这么久

But you used to work here you know how it is.

你以前也在这打工过你懂得

Kitchen slammed again

厨房又出事了吗

No I'm a terrible waitress remember

是我只是个烂服务生忘了吗

So is there anything I can do

你明天要搬家

to help you with the move tomorrow

我有什么能帮你的吗

Now that you mention it

正好你提到此事

I was thinking tomorrow might not be great.

我觉得明天不是一个搬家的好日子

What's your excuse this time No excuse.

-你又有什么借口了 -没借口

It's just you know I'm Jewish and technically

只是呢我是犹太人嘛严格来说

we're not supposed to drive or carry anything on the Sabbath.

安息日的时候我们得休息不适合搬家

So this one's on God.

怪神别怪我啊

That might be a little more convincing

要想赖神跟习俗可以

if you didn't have a mouthful of bacon cheeseburger.

但你满嘴猪肉起司汉堡谁信啊[犹太人不吃猪肉]

My religion's kinda loosey goosey.

我不是一个忠实信徒嘛

Basically as long as you got your schmekel clipped

简单来说只要乖乖牺牲包皮[割礼]

and don't wear a cross you're good.

不戴十字架也没事啦

Howie you promised you'd move.

华仔你答应过我会搬家的

And I will.

我会啊

Yeah right. I will.

-谁信啊 -我真的会搬

I'm obviously not going to live in my mother's house

我怎么可能会一辈子都赖在

for the rest of my life. I'm not a child.

我妈的家里不走呢又不是小孩

I've seen her burp you.

我见过她帮你拍嗝

She did not burp me.

她不是帮我拍饱嗝

She was patting me on the back and I happened to burp.

只是她拍我的背我刚好打了个嗝

Don't you have other tables you should be waiting on

你不用去招待其他客人吗

Yeah but I told you I'm not good at my job.

要啊但我也说了我是个烂服务员

Bernadette listen to me.

伯纳黛特相信我

He is never gonna leave.

他死也不会搬走

I'm starting to think you're right.

我开始觉得你是对的

All right I've had enough of this.

好吧我受够了

I'm a grown man I have a successful career.

我是个成年人我有成功的事业

For the love of God I've been to space

看在上帝的份上我还去过太空呢

I will move out when I'm ready

当我准备好时我就会搬出去住

and I don't need anyone badgering me into it

我不需要任何人没完没了地烦我

Wow excuse me.

哎哟我先告辞了

That was just for her benefit.

那话只是冲她说的

I'll move tomorrow. I love you. Don't leave me.

我明天就搬我爱你别离开我

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

Angry Amy.

愤怒的艾米

What

有何贵干

I've been thinking about what happened

我考虑了一下之前发生的事

and I hope this gift

我希望这个礼物

will make things better.

能让事态缓和点

Star Trek DVDs

《星际迷航》系列DVD

Why would I want this

我为何需要这个

First of all you're welcome.

首先不客气

Furthermore not being familiar with Wil Wheaton's body of work

再者如果你不熟悉威尔·惠顿的作品

there was no way for you to know

你就不可能意识到

you were being rude to a national treasure.

你曾对这样的一位国家瑰宝出言不逊

Get ready for 130 hours of "I told you so."

准备迎接130小时的"早知道就听你"的吧

Fine. I'll just tell you what happens.

好吧由我来告诉你都演了些什么

Episode one "Encounter at Farpoint."

第一集《远点遭遇战》

Fade in.

缓缓驶入

The new Enterprise heads out on its maiden voyage

新进取号踏上了搜寻戴纳伯四号星球

to contact the Bandi people of Deneb IV.

居住的班迪人之处女航行

Enter Wesley Crusher played by my buddy...

卫斯理·克拉希尔登场了扮演者是我兄弟...

She's hooked.

她要爱不释手了

An end of an era.

一个时代的终结啊

Boy if these walls could talk.

唉真希望这些墙能诉说衷肠

They'd say "Why does he touch himself so much "

那这些墙会说"为何他这么喜欢自摸"

Yeah.

是啊

I can't believe I'm not going to live here anymore.

真不敢相信今后将不住这里了

This has always been my bedroom.

这里一直都是我的卧室

Right here is where my mom used to mark my height.

那里就是我妈以前测量我身高的地方

Oh yeah.

真的哎

Fifth grade.

五年级时的身高

Sixth grade.

六年级时的身高

Seventh grade.

七年级时的身高

Eighth grade.

八年级时的身高

Ninth grade.

九年级时的身高

I remember when I was five

我还记得我五岁那年

hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy.

拿着我的万圣节糖果躲在这个桌子下面

Had some Peanut M&M'S

吃了一些M&M花生糖豆

went into my first anaphylactic shock

迎来了我第一次过敏性休克

and had to be rushed to the hospital.

然后被送去医院

Came home celebrated with a Snickers

回到家后吃花生士力架来欢庆康复

went into my second anaphylactic shock.

紧接着又迎来第二次过敏性休克

When did you figure out you were allergic to nuts

你什么时候发现对坚果过敏的

Sometime around the third Almond Joy.

大概在第三次吃杏仁巧克力时吧

Okay.

好吧

You want to start loading this stuff into the truck

要开始把这些东西搬上货车吗

Yeah I guess.

好搬吧

Hey would you do me a favor

能帮我个忙吗

Go on ahead.

你们先走

I just want one last moment alone in my old room.

我只想在旧居里再独享这最后一刻

We're not standing outside by the U Haul

我们才不要站在搬家货车边上等着

while you fondle yourself.

你在这自摸爽完一发

Fine let's go.

好吧一起走吧

What brings you in

什么风把你吹来了

Penny if you wouldn't mind

佩妮如果你不介意

I'd like to have a conversation about girls.

我想跟你谈谈女生

I had a feeling we'd have a talk like this sooner or later.

我早预感到我们迟早会聊到的

Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places

你某个奇怪的地方终于长毛了吗

Penny please

佩妮拜托

I'm on the horns of a relationship dilemma.

我现在进退两难

And for the record I had a full pubis of hair

同时声明我到19岁那年

by the time I was 19.

就已经长完了浓密的阴毛

And for the record...

同时我也声明...

So what are you drinking

你打算喝点什么

Well it's been a rough day.

今天超不顺

I usually go chamomile tea

我通常喝甘菊茶

but I don't think that's going to cut it.

但我觉得喝那个没用了

You could have a Long Island Iced Tea.

你可以来一杯长岛冰茶呀

Will that calm my nerves

那个能舒缓我的神经吗

It's calmed the pants off me a couple of times.

好几次把我舒缓到裤子都"没了"

Sold.

来一杯

So the heart you got from the wizard giving you trouble

你那巫师得来的心脏让你陷入麻烦了吗

The trouble isn't with me Penny

问题不在我这佩妮

it's with your gender.

而在你们女人身上

Someday scientists will discover

总有一天科学家们会发现

that second X chromosome contains nothing

女性的第二条X染色体除了胡说

but nonsense and twaddle.

和废话之外其他一无所有

Yeah Amy told me what happened.

是啊艾米告诉我发生了什么事

Look just apologize.

听着道歉就行

It'll warm her twaddle.

它会融解她的废话

It's a band aid at best.

那顶多治标不治本

The core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other.

核心问题在于艾米和威尔互相讨厌

Which is baffling because they're both crazy about me.

这点很莫名其妙因为他们都为我痴狂

And I like them

我也喜欢他们俩

which indicates they're bright and interesting

这表明他们是聪明人并且还喜欢

and/or were on Star Trek.

或曾演过《星际迷航》

Honey you can't make people like each other.

亲爱的你不能逼别人互相喜欢

Not true.

非也

Leonard made me like you.

莱纳德让我喜欢你

And let me tell you that was a hard row to hoe.

不瞒你说这事可不容易啊

Cheers pal.

干杯吧姐们

Boy that is a treat that's hard to beat.

好家伙这可真是一杯无与伦比的饮品

Get the Mad Hatter on the horn I'm having a tea party.

快让疯帽先生来吧我要开个茶话会

疯帽先生《爱丽丝梦游仙境》角色喜欢举办茶话会

You might want to pace yourself.

你或许该慢慢喝

I drink tea all the time.

我常喝茶啦

I think I know what I'm doing.

我懂我在干嘛

Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis.

我没资格批评一位长齐阴毛的人啊

Look Sheldon your problem is not Wil Wheaton okay

谢尔顿问题不在威尔·惠顿这好吗

Your problem is the way you treated Amy.

你的问题在于你对待艾米的方式

My problem is I'm out of tea.

我的问题是我的茶喝光了

Come on someone insulted your girlfriend

拜托有人对你女友出言不逊

and you just let him do it.

你却听之任之

I thought you Texas guys stood up for your womenfolk.

我还以为德州爷们会为女友挺身而出呢

Penny please

得了吧佩妮

I think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing.

我可比头脑简单的乡野村夫有教养

Sorry.

抱歉

On the other hand

不过话说回来

that low down polecat done wronged my woman.

那个卑鄙小人敢对我女人口出狂言

Welcome to Long Island Tex.

"长岛"的酒劲上来了德州仔

Amy deserves better.

艾米不应该被这样对待

You know when we buy the Planter's deluxe mix

我们买绅士什锦果仁时

she eats all the Brazil nuts

她会帮我先吃光巴西坚果

so I don't have to look at them.

这样我就不用看到它们

She's a unique blend of saint and squirrel.

她是独一无二的圣人与松鼠结合体

Yeah that she is.

对她是的

Here you go.

给你

I'm a callous egomaniac.

我无情麻木又自我

She's gonna leave me.

她会离开我的

No she won't.

她不会的

No she won't. I'm great.

对她不会的我这么棒的男人

Okay I have now

好了现在

officially moved out of my mother's house.

我正式搬出了我母亲大人的家

You are now the only woman in my life

现在我生活中唯一会在浴室

who I'll see naked in the bathroom.

撞见的裸女就剩你啦

I know this wasn't easy.

我知道这不容易

You doing okay

你还好吗

Oh I'm fine.

我没事

It's just her I'm worried about.

我只是担心我妈

Aw she'll be okay.

她不会有事的

She's a grown woman. I know.

-她是成年人 -我知道

It's just ever since my dad left

只是我爸离开后

I've felt responsible for her.

我就觉得我对她有责任

That's a lot for a kid to deal with.

这对一个孩子来说责任太重了

She was just so sad all the time.

她总是很伤心

Yeah I was the only person who could cheer her up.

我是唯一可以令她开心起来的人

Well me and Ben and Jerry.

我还有"本与杰瑞"牌冰淇淋

She's lucky you were there.

她很幸运能有你的陪伴

You know she's why I first got into magic.

因为她我才学魔术的

I would do little shows for her

我会表演给她看

hang up a bedsheet like it was a curtain

挂上床单好像幕布一样

put on a top hat and cape.

戴上礼帽穿上披风

And part way through the act

表演中

I would say I needed a volunteer from the audience

我会说我需要从观众中请一位志愿者

to be my beautiful assistant

做我美丽的助手

and invite her up on stage.

邀请她上台

I can still remember the way she'd smile.

我依然记得她当时笑的样子

For a few minutes she'd...

在那短暂的几分钟里她...

forget how lonely she was.

忘了自己有多孤单

Aw crap. Let's go.

见鬼走吧

Where we going

去哪里

Grab a box.

搬个箱子

We'll sleep at your mother's place tonight.

我们今晚睡你母亲家

No but I want to live here.

可我想住在这里

Well you should've thought of that

在你告诉我那个

before you told me the stupid magic trick story.

傻逼催泪魔术故事前就该想到这点了

Can't we talk about this

我们不能谈谈吗

No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart

我的老公决不允许伤他老娘的心

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Wait how many was that

等等敲了几下了

Hey Sheldon what's up

谢尔顿什么事

Wouldn't you like to know

你真的想知道吗

Have you been drinking

你喝酒了吗

Just tea.

只是喝了茶

The best tea I've ever had.

我这辈子喝过的最好喝的茶

Why are you here

你来干嘛

I'll tell you.

我告诉你吧

I'm from Texas.

我是德州仔

Need I say more

还需要我多说吗

Yeah actually a little more would be helpful.

是的多说一点我比较明白

You insulted my woman.

你对我的女人出言不逊

I'm here to defend her honor.

我是来为她讨回公道的

Two It was two.

两下敲了两下

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Now prepare yourself for what may come.

现在准备好接受制裁吧

Oh Sheldon do you really think we're gonna fight

谢尔顿你不会真觉得我们会打起来吧

My fists are not up here

我的拳头抬起来

because I'm milking a giant invisible cow.

可不是给巨型隐形奶牛挤奶的

They're up to beat an apology out of you.

是要把道歉的话从你嘴里揍出来的

Okay I'm sorry.

好的对不起

Well that was a long bus ride for not very much.

坐这么远的公车来可真不值啊

Are you okay

你还好吗

You're asking a lot of questions Wil Wheaton.

你问的问题太多了威尔·惠顿

As a matter of idle curiosity

只是好奇问下

which of your shrubberies do you feel

你觉得你家哪片灌木丛

would benefit from a thorough vomiting

可以被呕吐物施肥一下

Never mind I'll choose.

算了我自己选

You were so good in Stand by Me.

你在《伴我同行》里的表演太精彩了

惠顿1986年出演的电影

Hello I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

大家好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags.

欢迎收看谢尔顿·库珀出品的《有趣的旗帜》

Get ready for a very special episode

这是非常特殊的一集

where we explore the flags

我们将介绍

of the popular entertainment franchise Star Trek.

热门影集《星际迷航》中的旗帜

And to help us I'm pleased to introduce a special guest

我很荣幸请到这位来帮忙的特邀嘉宾

surprisingly it only took gas money

出乎意料的只需要给点油钱

and the promise of free food to get him here

跟答应他有吃的就愿意来了

Mr. LeVar Burton.

勒瓦尔·伯特先生

曾出演过多部星际电影

Hey Sheldon it's a pleasure to be here.

你好谢尔顿很荣幸来到这里

Well we've got some interesting flags for... Cut

-有些很有意思的旗帜... -停

Yikes this guy is worse than Wil Wheaton.

妈呀这家伙比威尔·惠顿还烂

I don't know what she's talking about

我不知道她在胡说什么

but I'm obligated to agree with her.

但我有义务同意她的话

She's my girlfriend.

她是我的女朋友

Ah I hear you brother.

明白兄弟

I still get lunch right

我还是有免费午餐吃的对吧

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