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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory...
《生活大爆炸》前情提要
Want
to
grab
some
lunch
想去吃午饭吗
You
know
what
I
don't
think
so.
你猜怎么着 不去
Oh
let
me
guess
you're
not
eating
我来猜猜看 你不吃饭
because
the
mean
girls
circled
your
chubby
bits
in
marker
是因为刻薄女们用笔把你胖的部位圈出来了
No.
That
that
right
there.
不 是这个 你刚才说的这个
That's
the
reason.
You're
always
making
fun
of
me.
这就是原因 你总是在取笑我
Those
are
just
jokes.
那些都是玩笑话而已
It's
my
way
of
saying
that
we're
friends
我用这种方式来表达我们是朋友
and
it
wouldn't
hurt
you
to
drop
a
few.
再说你减个几斤又不会死
15
years
of
constant
ridicule.
15年来你总是在奚落我
I
I
think
our
relationship
has
become
toxic.
我觉得我们的关系已经变得有毒了
What
are
you
saying
你这是什么意思
I
think
you
and
I
need
to
spend
some
time
away
from
each
other.
我觉得我们需要分开一段时间
Look
I...
听着 我...
I
can
see
you're
upset
but...
看得出你不开心 但是...
I'm
gonna
need
some
ground
rules.
我需要知道一些基本规则
While
we're
apart
can
I
see
other
needy
Indian
men
分开期间 我能否约其他缠人的印度男
Get
out
滚出去
时至今日
Oh
Stuart
two
questions
斯图尔特 我有两个问题
Do
you
have
the
new
Aquaman
你有最新的《水行侠》漫画吗
and
do
you
mind
if
I
use
your
back
room
to
smoke
some
meat
还有你介不介意我在你后屋熏肉
Well
since
it's
you
asking
鉴于问的人是你
I'm
gonna
guess
that's
not
a
euphemism.
我猜熏肉应该没有别的隐晦含义
Why
are
you
smoking
meat
所以你为什么要熏肉啊
And
why
are
you
reading
Aquaman
还有你为什么开始看《水行侠》这种玩意了
I
am
trying
to
make
Amy
a
historically
accurate
我想给艾米做一顿符合历史的
Little
House
on
the
Prairie
dinner
for
her
birthday
and...
《草原小屋》风格生日晚餐 至于漫画...
美国大西部拓荒风格儿童小说
1932年出版的背景设在1870到80年间的
I
want
to
be
able
to
say
I
was
reading
it
before
it
was
cool.
则是以防日后它火的时候好显摆自己早看过了
Wow
well
that's
actually
really
sweet.
还真是有心呢
The
dinner
thing.
The
Aquaman
thing's
dumb.
我是说晚餐的事 《水行侠》的事太傻逼了
直到新的电影中找了型男演出才翻身
水行侠曾是人气低又总被漫迷吐槽的弱鸡侠
Isn't
Halley's
birthday
the
same
as
Amy's
对了 哈雷的生日跟艾米生日同天对吧
Yeah
but
we're
not
doing
anything
big
'cause
she's
one
不过我们没有要盛大庆祝 她才一岁
Bernadette's
on
bed
rest
and
伯纳黛特在卧床养胎
I'm
lazy.
而我是懒蛋
Hey
guys.
你们好啊
Hello.
Hey.
-你好啊 -你来啦
Howard.
霍华德兄
Raj.
拉杰同志
Excuse
me.
失陪了
Really
Is
this
still
happening
不是吧 你们还在闹别扭啊
I'm
willing
to
make
up
but
someone's
being
a
baby.
我很乐意重修旧好 但某人像个婴儿似的
Ooh
I
do
love
a
riddle.
Oh
let
me
see.
我最爱谜语了 我来猜猜
See
my
first
guess
would
be
Halley
我第一个会猜哈雷
but
that'd
be
strange
to
accuse
her
of
being
a
baby
不过骂她像个婴儿有点不合理
'cause
she
is
a
baby.
Um...
因为她本来就是婴儿
I
suppose
it
could
be
Stuart
我想或许是斯图尔特
his
head
does
have
a
certain
milky
scent.
他的小脑袋有某种婴儿奶香
Although...
不过嘛...
I
It's
me
Sheldon.
He
He's
calling
me
a
baby.
是我 谢尔顿 他是在骂我闹婴儿脾气
No
I
don't
know.
I
saw
Leonard
put
his
keys
in
his
mouth
today.
不好说 我今天还看到莱纳德把钥匙放嘴里
You're
a
grown
man
act
like
it.
你都是个成年人了 别那么幼稚
Big
talk
coming
from
a
guy
holding
an
Archie
comic
book.
一个读《阿奇漫画》的人 真好意思说这种大话
内容是一个高中生的冒险故事
Hey
werewolf
Jughead
is
not
your
dad's
Jughead.
《狼人加戈》比你老爸生的傻子[加戈]强多了
这是阿奇的挚友加戈.佐纳斯的个人番外篇
Come
on
you
guys
have
been
friends
forever.
Quit
fighting.
别这样 你们都当朋友那么多年了 别吵了
I
have
an
extra
ticket
我有两张去
to
the
opening
of
The
Last
Jedi
tonight.
今晚《星球大战》新电影首映的票
It
was
gonna
be
Howard's
but
you
can
have
it.
本来一张要给霍华德 现在给你吧
You
two
had
a
good
run.
过去虽美 缘分已尽
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171216
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第十一集
生
活
Uh
who
wants
to
go
see
Last
Jedi
again
tonight
今晚谁想再去看一次《星战8》
Mm
I'm
in.
Me
too.
-我要去 -我也要
It'll
be
nice
to
see
the
parts
I
missed
while
I
was
blinking.
这样能补上我眨眼时错过的部分
Hey
guys
there's
a
change
of
plans.
各位 计划有变
We
are
having
a
party
for
Halley's
birthday
after
all.
我们最终还是决定为哈雷办生日派对
Turns
out
Bernadette
and
"Anyone
who's
not
a
heartless
monster"
原来伯纳黛特与"任何不是没心没肺恶魔"的人
thinks
that's
the
right
thing
to
do.
都会觉得应该举办
I
don't
like
kids
but
I
do
like
birthday
cake.
我不喜欢小孩 不过我喜欢生日蛋糕
Oh
wait
will
there
be
sugary
icing
flowers
on
it
等等 蛋糕上会有糖霜裱花吗
I
don't
know.
我不知道
I'll
risk
it.
我愿意以身犯险
But
if
I
have
a
tantrum
and
have
to
leave
early
you'll
know
why.
如果我闹脾气又提早走 原因不说你也懂
Here
you
go.
Here
you
go.
-给你 -给你
See
you
two
there.
两位到时候见
Are
you
kidding
me
你不是吧
You're
not
gonna
invite
me
to
Halley's
birthday
你不邀请我去哈雷的生日派对吗
I'm
her
godfather
that
means
something.
我是她的干爸 这可不是白叫
Or
hear
me
out
on
this
it
doesn't.
或者... 听我说... 就是白叫
Okay
that's
enough.
好了 够了
This
fight
either
has
to
end
or
get
way
more
entertaining.
你们俩要么别吵了 要么吵点新花样出来
Don't
worry
about
it
'cause
I'm
done
putting
up
with
him
没事 我受够他了
I
know
you
have
a
lot
on
your
mind
我知道你有很多事要烦
but
when
do
you
think
we'll
have
an
answer
on
those
cake
flowers
但你觉得什么时候能知道蛋糕裱花的事
What
you
reading
你在看什么
Oh
it's
your
brother's
Christmas
letter.
是你哥哥的圣诞卡片
If
there's
a
picture
of
his
wife
and
his
kids
如果里面有他跟他老婆孩子
and
his
dogs
and
his
horses
all
in
matching
pajamas
还有他家的狗与马 全部穿成套睡衣的照片
I
beg
you
to
burn
it.
我求你烧了它
Aw
the
people's
pajamas
have
little
horses
on
them
他们穿的睡衣上有小马
and
the
horses'
have
little
people.
而他家的马穿的衣服上有小人
It's
just
his
chance
to
brag
about
how
great
his
life
is.
他就是趁机炫耀他生活多完美
Oh
come
on
it's
nice.
别这样 挺好的啊
You
know
that
nonprofit
he
works
with
你知道他合作的公益机构吗
They
built
a
hospital
in
Rwanda.
他们在非洲卢旺达盖了医院呢
Look
at
me.
I
built
a
hospital
in
Rwanda.
快来看我 我在卢旺达盖了医院呢
That
is
a
good
point.
I
hadn't
thought
of
it
that
way.
好有道理啊 我都没这么想过呢
Hello.
Hey.
-两位好 -好
So
this
is
for
Amy's
birthday.
Can
I
leave
it
here
这是艾米生日要用的 我能先放这里吗
Sure.
What
is
it
行啊 那是什么
A
butter
churn.
黄油搅拌筒
Aw
that's
what
I
got
her.
我也要送她那个呢
It's
for
her
surprise
frontier
birthday
dinner.
这是我给她的拓荒者惊喜生日晚餐上要用的
I
am
making
hardtack
boiled
salt
pork
我要做压缩饼干 盐煮猪肉
and
because
it's
a
special
day
a
chewable
gob
of
tree
sap.
因为是特殊的日子 还要做可嚼式树汁块
Is
that
good
那个味道好吗
Uh
compared
to
other
foods
no.
跟其他食物相比 不好
Compared
to
other
parts
of
a
tree
跟树的其他部位相比嘛...
And
then
after
dinner
we
will
have
birthday
coitus.
在晚餐过后 我们会进行生日交媾
Do
you
think
that
will
also
be
historically
accurate
你觉得这部分符合历史吗
I
assume
like
the
rest
of
frontier
life
我猜会像其他开拓者的生命一样
it'll
be
exhausting
and
short.
既累人又简短
You're
exhausting
and
short.
你才又累人又短小呢
Hey
Stuart
you're
coming
to
Halley's
party
right
斯图尔特 你会来哈雷的生日派对吧
You
bet.
那当然
Plus
I
live
there
and
I
was
invited
而且 我住在那里又收到邀请
so
it's
already
better
than
my
tenth
birthday
party.
这已经比我十岁生日派对还赞了
Great.
Can
you
bring
a
few
things
太好了 你能带几样东西来吗
Sure.
What
do
you
need
行啊 你要什么
Balloons
streamers
气球 彩带
ice
snacks
a
bounce
house
face
painter
冰块 零食 蹦跳城堡 脸部彩绘颜料
and
a
couple
kids
whose
parents
are
willing
to
lie
and
say
还有几个小孩 他们家长会愿意替我说谎
they
know
me
from
the
Daddy
and
Me
class
I've
never
been
to.
说他们是在我从未去过的"亲子班"认识我的
Where
do
you
and
Halley
go
every
week
那你每周都跟哈雷去哪里了啊
The
important
thing
is
we're
together
反正重要的是我一直陪在她身边
and
if
the
movie
gets
too
violent
I
cover
her
eyes.
电影太暴力时 我都会捂上她眼睛
Don't
stress
about
this
party.
别太紧张这个派对
She's
one
she's
not
gonna
remember.
她才一岁 她什么都不会记得
The
other
day
I
showed
her
her
toe
and
she
was
shocked.
之前我让她看自己的脚趾 她吓坏了
It's
not
for
the
baby
it's
for
Bernadette.
派对不是为了孩子 是为了孩子她妈
She's
feeling
guilty
她对错过
about
all
the
stuff
she's
missing
with
Halley.
哈雷的成长点滴感到愧疚
All
right.
好吧
Uncle
Stuart's
got
your
back.
斯图尔特叔叔帮你忙
Ain't
no
party
like
a
Stuart
party
斯图尔特式派对绝对与众不同
because
Stuart's
never
invited
to
parties.
因为斯图尔特从没被邀请去过派对
Did
the
electricity
go
out
停电了吗
I
don't
know
what
you
mean
by
"electricity
"
Ma'am.
女士 我不知道你说的"电"是什么
I
am
just
a
farmer
boy
living
in
a
little
house
on
the
prairie.
我只是一个住在草原小屋里的务农男孩
I'm
glad
you're
happy.
你开心就好
I
wanted
to
do
something
special
for
your
birthday.
我想在你生日的时候做点特别的
Oh
you
did
you
did
It's
perfect
有 很特别 太完美了
You
do
know
that
my
birthday's
tomorrow
right
但你知道我生日是明天的吧
This
is
just
step
one
of
your
birthday
weekend.
这只是你的生日周末第一阶段
Now
would
you
care
to
join
me
你愿意坐下与我一同享用
for
an
authentic
frontier
dinner
正宗拓荒者晚餐吗
made
entirely
from
scratch
全部手工做的呢
I
can't
believe
you
did
this.
It's
amazing
真不敢相信你做了这些 太棒了
Oh
it's
not
a
big
deal.
没什么大不了的啦
Just
to
be
clear
it
was
a
big
deal.
怕你误会 这的确是有大不了
I
was
being
modest.
You
got
that
right
我刚才只是谦虚 你有听懂的吧
Loud
and
clear.
如雷贯耳
Well
I
hope
you're
hungry.
希望你已经饿了
Oh
I'm
starving.
我饿死了
Oh
good.
Starvation
is
authentic
to
the
time
period.
太好了 饥饿的确也符合那个年代背景
If
you
also
have
malaria
如果你还得了疟疾
and
a
deep
distrust
of
Native
Americans
与十分不信任美洲原住民
we're
really
cooking
with
a
woodstove.
我们就真是有地道的拓荒者风了
Is
that
butter
那是黄油吗
Yes.
But
don't
blow
it
all
on
one
biscuit.
是啊 但配饼干省着点抹啊
Took
me
nine
hours
to
make
that.
我花了9小时才搅出那么多
I
think
I
got
churner's
elbow.
可能都得了搅拌者肘
I
know
we
only
have
coitus
on
my
birthday
我知道我们只在生日那天交媾
but
I
don't
know
if
I
can
wait
until
midnight.
但我都不知道我能不能忍到午夜过后了
Oh
well
you'll
be
glad
you
did.
你到时候会庆幸你忍住了的
Everyone
knows
the
best
foreplay
全天下谁不知道最棒的前戏
is
rigid
adherence
to
a
strict
schedule.
就是严格遵守时间表
Hey.
What
are
you
doing
你在干嘛
Oh
I've
decided
to
write
my
own
Christmas
letter.
我决定也设计一封我的圣诞贺卡
So
I'm
gonna
make
a
list
of
all
the
cool
things
we
did
this
year.
我正在列下我们今年做过的牛逼事
Oh
fun.
Can
I
help
有意思 能帮忙吗
Yes.
Can
you
think
of
a
single
cool
thing
we
did
this
year
可以啊 你想到今年做的任何牛逼事了吗
Uh
well
both
of
our
jobs
are
going
great.
我们的工作都进展不错啊
Sure.
I
mean
my
Air
Force
project
got
taken
away
大概吧 我的空军项目被拿回了
and
you're
not
crazy
about
selling
pharmaceuticals.
你也不是真的很爱当药代
I'll
just
write
down
"Still
employed."
我就写"工作还在"
Oh
we
had
our
second
anniversary.
我们结婚两周年了
Uh
yeah
but
we
did
kind
of
forget
about
it
不过我们也没怎么记得它
so
maybe
just
write
"Still
married."
就写"婚姻还在"
Great.
Okay.
很好 行
Okay
that's
a
start.
这是个好开头
What
else
还有什么
You
know
maybe
this
is
enough.
其实或许这样就够了
Let's
look
at
our
pictures
that
that'll
jog
our
memories.
来看看我们今年的照片吧 有助于回忆
What
is
that
a
picture
of
那照片是干嘛的
Oh
uh
that's
a
mole
on
my
back.
那是我背上的一个痣
I
wanted
to
make
sure
it
wasn't
growing.
我想确定它不是黑色素瘤
How'd
you
get
a
picture
of
your
own
back
你是怎么能拍到自己的背啊
Sheldon
took
it.
We're
kind
of
mole
buddies.
谢尔顿拍的 我们是检查痣小伙伴
Hey
that's
a
cute
picture.
这照片挺有爱啊
Isn't
that
the
day
we
almost
went
to
the
beach
这不是我们差点要去海边那次拍的吗
Memorial
Day
阵亡将士纪念日吗
No
that
was
the
day
we
almost
went
to
the
mountains.
不是 那天是我们差点就去爬山那次
That's
the
great
thing
about
California
这就是加州的一个优点
you
can
almost
go
to
the
mountains
你能在同一天同时
and
almost
go
to
the
beach
in
the
same
day.
差点去海边又差点去爬山
Yeah.
是啊
Look
I'm
sorry
about
not
inviting
you
对不起 我故意不邀请你
to
Halley's
birthday.
That
wasn't
cool.
来参加哈雷的生日派对 这太恶劣了
And
of
course
we
would
love
to
have
you.
Here.
我们很希望你能来 给
Thank
you.
谢谢
I'd
really
like
to
be
there.
我也很乐意来参加
Great
'cause
it's
tomorrow
and
I
need
you
to
plan
it.
太好了 因为派对是明天 我需要你来筹办
What
什么
Stuart
was
gonna
help
斯图尔特本来说好了帮忙
but
the
free
clinic
had
an
open
spot
for
a
colonoscopy
但免费诊所有个免费结肠镜检查机会
and
he
jumped
on
it.
他毫不犹豫弃我而去
So
so
so
you're
just
apologizing
所以你来道歉
because
you
need
something
是因为你需要帮忙吗
Yes
and
I
think
it's
pretty
mature
of
me
to
admit
it.
对啊 我觉得我敢承认是很成熟的一件事呢
Well
that's
very
insulting.
这也太羞辱人了吧
Right
again.
Are
you
gonna
help
me
or
not
是啊 你到底帮不帮忙
No
I
will
not
help
you.
不 我才不要帮你
But
I
will
help
Halley.
但我愿意帮哈雷
She's
my
goddaughter
and
I
love
her.
她是我干女儿 我爱她
And
I
have
a
lot
of
party
favors
而且我还有很多
left
over
from
Cinnamon's
birthday
so...
小桂子生日派对多余的派对道具...
I
hope
she
likes
things
that
squeak
when
you
chew
on
them.
希望她会喜欢咬了会发声的东西
Sh
She's
a
human
being
not
an
animal.
她是人类 不是动物
But
that
actually
would
be
a
hit.
但感觉会很受欢迎呢
Can
I
get
you
anything
else
你还想要什么吗
No
thanks.
I
think
I'm
good.
不用了 谢谢 我吃饱了
You
sure
There's
still
plenty
of
pork
fat.
你确定吗 还剩很多猪油呢
Although
if
we
don't
eat
it
不过如果我们不吃
I
suppose
we
could
turn
it
into
soap.
我们是也可以把它做成肥皂啦
That
might
taste
better.
那样说不定还会好吃点
I
think
I'm
just
gonna
go
over
here
and
sit
on
the
couch.
我想过去做在沙发上歇会儿
Oh
great.
好啊
Then
we
will
move
on
to
stage
two
那我们进行第二阶段吧
the
pitching
of
woo.
拨雨撩云
Ooh.
撩吧
Should
I
read
you
some
bawdy
19th
century
limericks
要我给你念念淫秽的19世纪打油诗吗
Okay.
好吧
Oh
here.
来
"There
once
was
a
priest
from
Terre
Haute
"泰瑞豪特来了一牧师
who
purchased
a
sheep
and
a
goat..."
他买了一绵羊一山羊..."
Hold
on
a
second.
等等
Is
it
getting
hot
in
here
是不是有点越来越热啊
Well
I
didn't
even
get
to
the
dirty
part
yet.
我都还没读到淫秽的部分呢
No
I
I'm
serious.
不是 我是说认真的
Do
you
think
there
was
something
wrong
with
that
food
你觉得会是食物有问题吗
Frontier
scallops
I
shouldn't
think
so.
拓荒者扇贝吗 应该不会吧
My
stomach's
feeling
a
little
weird.
我的肚子有点难受
Yeah.
Uh
mine
too.
我的也有一点
I'm
sure
it's
just
the
first
sharp
cramps
of
arousal.
我确定这只是情欲高涨前的剧烈疼痛
No.
Th
This
doesn't
feel
right.
不 这感觉不太对
Hey
hey
save
that
sexy
talk
for
the
bedroom.
别急 色色的话留到卧室里说
You
know
if
you'll
excuse
me
不好意思 失陪一下
I
am
just
going
to
go
freshen
up.
我去洗把脸
Sheldon
谢尔顿
I'll
be
out
in
a
minute.
给我一分钟
I
don't
have
a
minute
我等不了一分钟
I
can't
believe
you
pulled
this
all
together
overnight.
真不敢相信你一个晚上就弄到这样
Uh
if
I
had
more
time
I
could
have
gotten
the
Blue
Man
Group.
如果有更多时间 我能请来蓝人乐团呢
表演时会浑身涂成蓝色
国际知名的三人打击乐团
One
of
them
goes
to
my
dry
cleaner.
其中一个跟我去同一个干洗店
Who
by
the
way
hates
him.
顺带一说 超讨厌他
You
really
saved
the
day.
你真是帮了大忙了
Well
it's
not
for
you.
It's
for
Halley.
不是为了帮你 是为了哈雷
And
I'm
sure
she'd
appreciate
it
我也相信她一定会很感谢你
if
she
knew
what's
going
on
or
who
you
are.
如果她能懂这是在干嘛与你是谁
Morning.
早安
Happy
birthday.
生日快乐
Yeah
sure.
真够"快乐"的
Did
you
sleep
at
all
你有睡觉吗
No.
You
没有 你呢
I
passed
out
on
the
toilet
once.
我在马桶上晕过去了一会
I
don't
know
if
that
counts.
不知道这算不算
Feel
any
better
你好点了吗
I
feel
terrible.
糟透了
Well...
那么
should
we
make
love
now
现在该做爱了吗
How
can
you
even
think
about
sex
你怎么还有心思做爱呢
Hey
I'm
a
man
I
have
annual
needs
just
like
anyone.
我可是大老爷们 跟大家一样一年有一次性需求
And
besides
it's
our
birthday
tradition.
再说 这是我们的生日传统
You
think
you
can
do
it
你觉得你能不能
while
I
lie
perfectly
still
and
you
don't
touch
me
在我躺尸不动 你也不碰我的情况下做完
I
can
try.
我可以尽力一试
Want
to
do
it
again
想再来一次吗
Morning.
早上好
Morning.
早上好
"Kept
Fern
alive"
Who's
Fern
"养活了'杨弛'" 杨弛是谁啊
No
the
fern.
The
one
in
the
bathroom.
不 是羊齿 浴室里那盆羊齿蕨
We're
really
calling
that
brown
thing
alive
Okay.
我们真要硬说那盆褐色植物是活的吗 好吧
So
how
long
have
you
been
working
on
this
你想这个想多久了
Oh
couple
hours.
两个小时吧
I
took
a
break
to
try
to
beat
my
high
score
on
Mario
Kart.
我中途休息了一会 试着打破我马里奥赛车的记录
Well
did
you
do
it
你打破了吗
Do
you
see
it
on
the
board
你在板子上看到这一条了吗
Okay
this
is
silly.
Our
lives
are
great.
这太蠢了 我们的生活很美满啊
I
think
so
too.
我也这么觉得
So
then
why
is
this
bugging
you
so
much
那你为什么如此烦恼
I
guess
it
feels
like
everyone's
moving
forward
我想是因为 感觉大家都在前进
and
we're
stuck.
而我们却原地踏步
What
do
you
mean
什么意思
Well
we've
been
married
two
years.
我们已经结婚两年了
Should
we
think
about
what's
next
是否该考虑接下来的事了
Like
buying
a
house
or
having
a
baby
比如买栋房子 或是生个娃
Look
I
want
to
do
all
those
things
someday
有一天我想完成这些步骤
but
there's
a
bunch
of
stuff
I
want
to
do
first.
但在那之前我还有很多想做的事
Okay
like
what
好吧 比如什么事
I
don't
know
stay
thin
and
have
money.
我也不知道 保持苗条和有钱
No
no
I
I'm
serious.
不 我是认真的
If
there's
things
we
want
to
do
let's
start
doing
them.
如果有想做的事 我们就开始去做吧
Okay.
Well
we've
never
been
on
a
big
trip
together.
好吧 我们从来没有一起正式旅行过
I
would
love
that.
我很愿意去
Okay
there's
something
for
your
letter
那你的信里可以写这个啦
"Considered
going
on
a
trip."
"有考虑过去旅行"
It's
just
a
day
trip
虽然只是一天游
but
we
could
take
the
ferry
out
to
Catalina.
但我们可以坐船到卡特琳娜岛
Great
let's
do
it.
很好啊 我们就去吧
Amy's
in
the
bathroom
and
I
need
to...
艾米占用了洗手间 我需要...
It's
like
I
can
hear
the
ocean
already.
我仿佛已经听见了海的声音
Okay.
Thanks
for
letting
me
know.
好的 谢谢告知
Hey
what's
going
on
怎么了
Bernadette's
sister's
kids
are
sick
and
they're
not
coming.
伯纳黛特家人的孩子们病了 他们不来了
But
they're
the
whole
reason
the
cupcakes
are
vegan
但就是为了他们 杯子蛋糕才做成素食啊
How's
the
party
coming
Good
-派对布置得怎么样啦 -很好
Great
Our
friends
should
be
here
any
second
超棒 亲友们马上就要到啦
Those
are
the
only
other
people
you
invited
除了我们 你只邀请了他们吗
What
about
the
kids
from
the
Daddy
and
Me
class
"爸比与我"班上的那些孩子呢
Oh
grow
up.
成熟点吧
Uh
oh.
What
-糟了 -怎么了
I
left
the
food
out.
我没把食物放进冰箱
You
afraid
it's
gonna
go
good
你担心会变质成安全食品吗
How
are
you
feeling
你感觉怎么样了
Ugh.
My
stomach
aches
I
got
the
chills
我胃疼 恶寒
my
mouth
tastes
weird
嘴巴里的味道怪怪的
it
hurts
to
swallow
吞口水都疼
and
I've
got
a
little
double
vision.
我看东西还有点重影
Yeah.
是的
I'm
feeling
better
too.
我也好多了
Well
this
party's
a
disaster.
这派对简直是灾难
Don't
blame
the
party
别怪派对啊
You
know
how
many
favors
I
had
to
call
in
你知道我托了多少关系
with
my
bounce
house
guy
to
get
Wonder
Woman
才租到神奇女侠的蹦跳城堡吗
Is
that
Wonder
Woman
那是神奇女侠吗
Technically
it's
a
Chinese
knockoff
called
严格来说 那是个中国山寨版
Happy
Strong
Swimsuit
Lady.
叫快乐强壮的泳衣女士
Then
I
take
it
back
it's
a
great
party.
那我把话收回 这派对棒极了
Well
you
can
sit
here
and
sulk
if
you
want.
你自己坐在这儿生闷气吧
I'm
gonna
go
celebrate
Halley's
first
birthday.
我要去庆祝哈雷的第一个生日
Which
I
planned
with
no
help
from
you.
这个派对是我计划的 你屁忙都没帮
What
are
you
doing
你要干什么
It's
a
bounce
house
I'm
gonna
go
bounce
in
it
这是蹦跳城堡 我要进去蹦
You're
supposed
to
take
your
shoes
off
before
you
go
in
there
进去前 应该要先脱鞋啊
You
know
what
你知道吗
I'm
stressed
about
my
daughter's
birthday
party.
我女儿的生日派对已经让我压力很大了
I
don't
need
your
attitude.
我不要再看你脸色
Well
I
worked
really
hard
on
this
我很努力把派对办起来
and
you
haven't
even
said
thank
you.
你连句谢谢都没说
Oh
I'm
sorry.
Thank
you.
真抱歉 谢谢啊
Thank
you
for
blaming
me
谢谢你把你生活里
for
everything
that's
wrong
in
your
life
一切不顺都怪到我头上
Thank
you
for
walking
out
on
our
friendship
谢谢你抛弃了我们的友谊
You
are
welcome
不客气
And
thank
you
for
mocking
me
for
all
of
these
years
我也谢谢你这些年来不断吐槽我
Thank
you
for
making
it
so
easy
谢谢你这么多槽点
Why
are
you
being
such
a
jerk
你为什么这么混蛋
Because
you're
my
best
friend
and
you
hurt
my
feelings
因为你是我最好的朋友 而你伤了我的心
Well
you're
my
best
friend
and
you
hurt
my
feelings
你也是我最好的朋友 你也伤了我的心
I
can't
believe
you
shoved
me
真不敢相信你居然推我
Well
I
can't
believe
you
shoved
me
我也不敢相信你居然推我
But
it
was
kind
of
fun
wasn't
it
但还挺好玩的 不是吗
It
was
Do
it
again
Gladly
-是的 再推一次 -乐意至极
Okay
now
at
the
same
time
好 现在同时互推
Oh
oh
that
was
awesome
真是太赞了
Yeah
okay
this
time
knees
then
feet.
好 这次先膝盖着地 然后站起来
One
two
three.
一 二 三
Again
Again
再来 再来
Hello.
大家好呀
You
made
it.
你们来了
How
you
two
feeling
你们俩感觉怎么样
Oh
a
little
better.
好点了
Those
books
should
have
been
called
那些书应该叫
Little
Outhouse
on
the
Prairie.
《草原茅厕》才对
Halley's
awake
and
ready
for
her
party
哈雷醒了 准备好参加派对啦
Be
right
up
我这就上来
Ooh
I
want
to
see
the
birthday
girl.
我想看小寿星女
I'd
love
to
see
her.
我很想见她
Walk
slow
it
takes
a
while
to
get
this
bra
back
on.
别那么快 重新穿上这胸罩需要点时间
You
know...
其实...
it's
still
your
birthday.
你的生日还没过
It
is.
确实
And...
we
are
both...
feeling
better.
我们两个 都感觉好多了
We
are.
确实
And
there's
no
one
in
that
bounce
house.
那间弹跳屋里没人
No.
哎
Great.
太棒了
Let's
go
jump
for
a
bit
我们去里面跳一会
and
then
find
a
bedroom
to
have
coitus
in.
再找个房间交媾吧
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