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Oh
here's
a
fun
postal
fact.
有趣邮政小知识
The
inside
of
our
mailbox
is
under
federal
jurisdiction
邮箱的内部是受联邦政府管辖
so
if
you
broke
my
right
thumb
所以如果你伤了我的右拇指
that's
the
Pasadena
City
Police.
是帕萨迪纳市警局抓你
But
if
you
broke
my
left
thumb
但如果你此时伤了我的左拇指
that's
the
FBI.
那就是联邦调查局抓你
If
I'm
going
to
jail
如果我真要犯事入狱
I'm
killing
him
not
breaking
his
thumb.
那怎么也得杀了他 而不是伤他拇指
Yeah.
没错
I
got
a
letter
from
my
meemaw.
我收到我姥姥给我寄的信
Smell
this.
闻闻
What
is
that
什么味道
Uh
roses
Bengay
and
Dr.
Scholl's
Foot
Powder.
玫瑰 酸痛药膏 脚气药粉
Yep.
Grandma
By
Calvin
Klein.
CK牌姥姥味香水
You
know
the
last
time
I
got
a
handwritten
letter
我上一次收到手写的信
was
from
someone
who
told
me
I
park
like
a
blind
person.
是某人投诉我停车技术像瞎子
That
someone
has
a
name.
那个某人有名字的好吗
Uh
thank
you.
谢谢
Oh
Meemaw
got
a
new
set
of
teeth.
姥姥弄了一副新假牙
Oh
but
then
she
found
her
old
ones.
可后来她又找到她旧的那副了
Oh
so
now
the
new
ones
are
just
gonna
be
her
church
teeth.
所以新的就成了她上教堂专用假牙
Fun.
有意思
Like
your
Comic
Con
Spock
ears
就像你的漫展史波克耳朵
and
your
around
the
house
Spock
ears.
跟在家戴的史波克耳朵一样
I
park
fine.
我停车技术明明还行
Oh
my
goodness
she's
coming
to
visit
天啊 她要来看我
Oh
it'll
be
nice
to
finally
meet
her.
很好啊 终于能见到她本人
Oh
you
are
going
to
love
her.
你们绝对会爱死她
She
is
the
kindest
sweetest
woman
you'll
ever
meet.
她会是你们见过最善良最贴心的女人
Yeah
unless
you're
a
gopher
digging
up
her
vegetable
garden.
除非你是挖她菜园的地鼠
In
that
case
you
can
expect
那样的话 就等着
to
have
your
head
bashed
in
with
a
shovel.
脑袋被她用铲子打爆吧
生
活
大
爆
炸
第九季 第十四集
That's
not
her.
That's
not
her.
不是她 不是她
That's
not
her.
That's
not
her.
这也不是她 不是她
That's
not
her.
不是她
That's
not
her.
That's
not
her.
不是她 不是她
That's
not
her.
那也不是她
Really
真的吗
The
old
Asian
man
is
not
your
Meemaw
那个亚洲老头不是你姥姥吗
And
that's
not
helpful.
你这话也没有帮助
You
know
I
I
got
her
an
iPhone
for
Christmas.
我圣诞节时送了她个苹果手机
I'll
see
where
she
is.
我查看一下她的地点
Oh
that's
nice.
那挺不错呀
Most
people
her
age
don't
embrace
technology.
她那个年纪的大多数人都不愿意接受新科技
Oh
no
she
doesn't
even
know
she
has
it.
她自己不知道她有苹果手机
No
I
had
my
sister
slip
it
in
her
bag
我让我姐塞进她的包里
so
that
I
can
track
her
like
a
sea
turtle.
这样我就能追踪海龟一样追踪她
Same
as
when
we
lost
you
at
the
zoo.
就像我们在动物园弄丢你时一样
Uh
for
the
hundredth
time
我都说几百次了
I
smelled
kettle
corn
and
couldn't
find
the
cart.
我闻到爆米花的味道 但找不到摊位
Still
doesn't
explain
但还是解释不了
how
you
ended
up
on
the
freeway
divider.
你最后怎么跑上高速分隔带上
Moon
Pie
小甜饼
Meemaw
姥姥
I'm
so
happy
to
see
you
我好高兴看到你
I'm
so
happy
to
see
you
too
我也很高兴看到你啊
You
got
even
smaller.
你变得更小个了
I
love
it
我喜欢
Uh
Meemaw
this
is
Leonard.
姥姥 这位是莱纳德
Leonard
this
is
my
Meemaw.
莱纳德 这是我姥姥
Hi.
So
nice
to
finally
meet
you.
您好 很高兴终于见到您了
Let
me
take
this
for
you
Meemaw.
姥姥 让我来帮您拿行李吧
Thank
you.
谢谢
No.
Oh
no.
Now
you
call
her
"Constance."
别乱叫 你只能叫她"康斯坦丝"
I
call
her
"Meemaw."
我才能叫她"姥姥"
You
have
your
own
Meemaw.
你自己有你自己的姥姥
It's
not
my
fault
she
died
when
you
were
four.
你四岁时她就去世了可不是我的错
Is
that
nice
to
say
to
your
friend
这么对朋友说话合适吗
It
isn't
Meemaw.
不合适 姥姥
Sorry
Leonard.
莱纳德 对不起
Can
you
please
live
with
us
forever
您能在我们那里长住下去吗
That's
ridiculous
If
you
had
a
superpower
太扯了吧 如果你有超能力
and
spent
your
whole
life
being
told
to
suppress
it
而且穷尽一生想将其压制住
when
you
finally
decide
to
embrace
that
power
当你最后决定要接受这能力了
why
hide
in
isolation
为毛独自躲去荒山野岭
I'm
sorry
真是不好意思
and
how
much
money
did
请问你这版本的
your
version
of
Frozen
make
《冰雪奇缘》赚了多少钱呢
I'm
just
saying
我只是认为
instead
of
"Let
it
Go
"
She
should
really
sing
与其唱《随它吧》 她真正该唱的是
"Look
At
Me
Hiding
in
a
Freezer
Like
a
Dove
Bar."
《看我像根巧克力棒躲冰箱里》
She
built
an
ice
castle
made
a
snow
monster
她在一天里造了一座冰雪城堡 化雪成兵
and
gave
herself
a
complete
makeover
in
one
day.
还将自己彻底改头换面
You
know
what
I
saw
you
do
today
你知道你今天都干嘛了吗
Eat
a
block
of
cream
cheese
straight
from
the
foil
打开锡箔包装 直接吃了一整块奶油干酪
and
lie
about
it
to
your
wife
而且还对自己老婆隐瞒实情
Sorry
for
eavesdropping
but
did
you
know
抱歉偷听到你们的对话 你们知道
they
actually
had
the
song
"Let
It
Go"
in
place
他们是先有《随它吧》这首歌
before
they
finalized
the
story
之后才定下完整故事的吗
Yeah
that's
true.
这是真的
In
fact
they
liked
the
song
so
much
其实 他们因为太爱这首歌
they
retooled
the
whole
script
around
it.
他们把修改剧本来配这首歌
Which
is
probably
why
that
movie
sucks.
这也是为啥这部片这么烂
Here
we
are
talking
about
Frozen
我们在这聊"冰雪"
and
yet
you
got
burned.
但你还被呛到火烧火燎
Miss
I'm
so
sorry.
小姐 抱歉
How
can
you
not
like
that
movie
你怎么会不喜欢那部电影呢
I
just
think
it
gets
more
credit
than
it
deserves.
我只是觉得它名过其实
Oh
that's
what
I
said
an
hour
ago.
我一小时前就这么说了
Wow.
You've
been
talking
about
Frozen
for
an
hour
你们俩聊了一个小时《冰雪奇缘》吗
You
should've
seen
us
after
The
Good
Dinosaur.
你应该听我们聊动画片《恐龙当家》
It
was
a
classic
western
set
in
the
post
Jurassic
period
这是部设定在后侏罗纪时期的西部风格片
and
it
changed
my
life.
它完全改变了我的人生
Are
you
comfortable
你舒服吗
Very.
非常舒服
It's
nice
to
rest
休息挺好的
after
800
flights
of
stairs.
尤其是在走完八百阶楼梯后
You
were
so
cute
huffin'
and
puffin'.
你刚才可爱死了 气喘吁吁
There's
Amy.
艾米来了
I
just
know
you're
gonna
hit
it
off.
我要告诉你 你们绝对合得来
You
both
have
the
same
fashion
sense.
因为你俩的时尚品味一模一样
Hello
Come
in
say
hi
to
my
Meemaw.
进来吧 跟姥姥请安
Hi.
Nice
to
meet
you.
很高兴见到您
Nice
to
meet
you
too.
我也是
How
was
your
trip
旅途还好吗
Wonderful.
非常棒
And
the
pilot
did
such
a
good
job
机长技术非常好
I
gave
him
a
butterscotch.
我还送他一颗奶油糖
That's
great.
那太好了
And
look
at
you
sitting
in
Sheldon's
spot.
瞧瞧您 坐在谢尔顿的专座上
You
know
I
don't
even
get
to
sit
there.
Yeah.
-他从来都没让我坐过 -是啊
And
you
never
will.
你这辈子都没机会坐
Ooh
hey
oh
ask
her
to
do
the
tissue
thing.
对了 问她要纸巾
Do
it
ask
her.
去吧 问她
Can
I
have
a
tissue
能给我张纸巾吗
Of
course.
当然
Isn't
that
the
best
是不是超级棒
She's
like
Grandma
Spider
Man.
她就像蜘蛛侠奶奶
He's
been
saying
that
since
he
was
little.
他从小就这么说我
I
still
don't
know
what
it
means.
我到现在还不知道是什么意思
Oh
well
you
two
sit
down
and
get
to
know
each
other.
你们俩坐下好好了解彼此
I'll
get
your
room
ready.
我去帮你准备好房间
Oh
now
don't
you
go
looking
through
my
suitcase
for
presents.
你不许翻我的行李箱找礼物
If
I
did
would
I
find
any
如果我翻了 会找到礼物吗
Maybe.
或许吧
But
you
also
might
find
my
brassieres
and
bloomers.
但你还会找到我的阿嬷胸罩和内裤
That's
a
risk
I'm
willing
to
take
我愿意冒这个险
Well
this
is
so
nice.
这真是太好了
He's
so
excited
to
have
you
here
and...
您的到来让他欣喜若狂
Okay
now
let's
you
and
me
get
something
straight.
好了 我就不跟你拐弯抹角兜圈子了
He
may
think
that
I
came
to
bake
him
cookies
他或许以为我是来给他做饼干的
but
the
real
reason
is
to
size
you
up.
但我来的真正原因是要掂掂你的斤两
Si
Size
me
up
掂掂...我的斤两
Sheldon's
mother
may
be
okay
with
you
谢尔顿的母亲或许对你没意见
but
I'm
not
so
easy.
但我可没这么好说话
Well
I
I'm...
我...
I'm
sure
you'll
like
me
once
you
get
to
know
me.
我相信一旦您了解我 会喜欢我的
Oh
you
better
hope
so.
你最好希望如此
A
Texas
Special
cattle
and
calf
car
train
set
德州特色运牛车载运列车套装
with
authentic
horn
and
bell
还有真的喇叭和铃铛
Thank
you
Meemaw
谢谢 外婆
Oh
you're
welcome
Moon
Pie.
不用客气 小饼干
Amy
why
don't
you
look
excited
艾米 你为什么看起来不兴奋
Well
you
get
to
watch
me
play
with
this
你得到看我玩这个的机会呢
Oh
I
see
you're
reading
Saga.
我看你在读《传奇系列》
Yeah
I
hear
it's
pretty
good.
对 听说这系列很不错
It
is
and
not
a
lot
of
comics
have
a
woman
with
wings
的确 很少有漫画的封面是
breastfeeding
a
baby
right
on
the
cover.
一位有翅膀的女人在给孩子喂奶
I'll
take
your
word
for
it.
你这么说了 我就看看吧
You
should.
你的确该看
He's
really
looked.
他真的仔细看过了
I'm
Raj
by
the
way.
对了 我是拉杰
This
is
Howard.
Hi.
-他是霍华德 -你好
Claire.
我是克莱儿
Well
I've
never
seen
you
here
before
Claire.
我从来没在这里见过你 克莱儿
It's
my
first
time.
今天是我第一次来
I'm
looking
for
inspiration
for
this
movie
I'm
writing.
我在为我写的一部电影寻找灵感
You're
a
screenwriter
你是编剧吗
Well
screenwriter
slash
bartender
编剧兼酒保
slash
a
month
away
from
living
in
my
car.
兼 再过一个月就得住在车里的人
Yeah
I
get
that.
我懂
I'm
a
scientist
我是科学家
slash
party
planner
兼派对策划师
slash
small
dog
enthusiast
兼小型犬爱好者
slash...
兼...
guy
who
probably
should
have
stopped
at
"scientist."
说了"科学家"后就应该打住的人
You're
really
a
scientist
你真的是科学家吗
Well
astrophysicist.
天体物理学家
That's
perfect.
太好了
Do
you
think
I
could
pick
your
brain
for
my
movie
some
time
我能找个时间请你指教一下我的电影吗
It's
animated
sci
fi
for
kids.
是给孩子看的动画科幻片
Sure.
I
love
animated
movies.
当然 我喜欢动画片
He
does
没错
and
he
has
the
Lilo
&
Stitch
collector
plates
to
prove
it.
他的《星际宝贝》收集瓷盘可以证明这一点
Excuse
me
for
wanting
a
little
magic
in
my
life.
抱歉我想为人生添加一点点小魔力
Here's
my
number.
这是我的电话号码
Give
me
a
call
we'll
get
together.
打给我 我们出来坐坐
Yeah
great.
See
ya.
-好的 -再见
Yeah
bye.
再见
What
are
you
doing
你这是干什么
You
have
a
girlfriend.
你可是有女朋友的人
So
所以呢
So
所以
how
do
you
think
she'd
feel
about
you
你觉得她知道你帮一位美女
helping
a
beautiful
girl
with
her
screenplay
创作剧本 她会作何感想
I
wouldn't
say
she's
beautiful.
我没觉得她算美女吧
Really
You
don't
think
she's
attractive
真的吗 你不觉得她迷人吗
I
do.
I
just
wouldn't
tell
my
girlfriend.
觉得啊 我只是不会跟女朋友说而已
Constance
are
you
sure
I
can't
pour
you
some
wine
康斯坦丝 您确定不用我给您倒点红酒吗
Oh
no
wine
for
me.
不用给我倒红酒了
Sheldon's
bringing
me
my
whiskey.
谢尔顿去给我拿威士忌了
Here
you
go
Meemaw.
酒来了 外婆
I
made
it
just
how
you
like
严格按照您的喜好
a
lot
in
a
glass.
倒了一大杯
Thank
you
Moon
Pie.
谢谢 小甜饼
Um
curious.
我很好奇
Why
do
you
call
Sheldon
"Moon
Pie
"
您为什么叫谢尔顿"小甜饼"
'Cause
he's
so
nummy
nummy.
因为他美味可人
She
could
just
eat
him
up.
她想把他一口吃掉
And
I
call
her
"Meemaw
"
我叫她"姥姥"
because
well
just
well
look
at
her.
是因为 你们看她就知道了
It's
interesting
that
真有意思
Leonard
and
Penny
know
about
his
nickname
莱纳德和佩妮都知道他昵称的由来
and
you
don't.
而你却不知道
Oh
well
you
know
话说回来
now
now
that
I'm
hearing
it
it
does
sound
familiar.
现在听你们这么一说 我好像有点印象了
How
could
it
怎么可能
I
never
told
you
and
you
never
bothered
to
ask.
我从来没跟你说过 你也从来没问过
Well
now
I
know.
我现在知道了
So
Penny
I
understand
you
have
a
new
job.
佩妮 我得知你有一份新工作
Yes.
是的
I'm
a
pharmaceutical
sales
rep.
我现在是一名医药销售
It's
so
wonderful
that
you
modern
gals
can
have
it
all.
你们现代女性要啥有啥 真棒
A
husband
and
a
full
time
career.
有丈夫 还能有一份全职工作
I
have
a
relationship
and
a
full
time
career
too.
我也有一个男朋友和一份全职工作啊
That
doesn't
bode
well.
那不是什么好事
Why
not
You
you
just
said
it's
okay
for
her
to
work.
为什么 她有工作你就说好
Well
Leonard
doesn't
need
as
much
tending
to
as
Sheldon
does.
莱纳德不像谢尔顿那么需要人照顾
And
as
Moon
Pie
explained
而且小甜饼跟我解释过
Leonard's
work
is
more
of
a
hobby.
莱纳德的工作更像是爱好
That's
my
best
friend.
Yeah.
-真是我"最好的朋友" -是啊
Look
I
I
get
that
you're
protective
of
your
grandson
我知道您很呵护你的外孙
but
he's
an
adult
now.
但他已经是个成年人了
Maybe
I
understand
what
he
needs
better
than
you
do.
也许我比您更懂得他的所需所求
I
appreciate
your
honesty
dear.
我感谢你的坦诚相待 宝贝
Thank
you.
谢谢
And
here's
some
more
honesty
让我也对你推心置腹地说一句
I
don't
like
you
very
much.
我不怎么喜欢你
Well
maybe
I
don't
like
you
either.
也许我也不喜欢你啊
No
no
no
no
no
不 不 不行
no
no
no.
Y
You
have
to
like
each
other.
这样不行 你们必须互相喜欢
Well
we
have
a
4
30
reservation
at
Applebee's.
我们4点半还订了苹果蜂餐馆呢
I
think
I
should
leave.
我想我该走了
But
why
为什么啊
Other
than
you
two
fighting
除了你俩吵架这事
we're
having
such
a
good
time.
其他都挺好的啊
The
minute
you
left
the
room
your
precious
meemaw
你一离开客厅 你亲爱的姥姥
started
giving
me
a
really
hard
time.
就开始给我脸色看
I
don't
need
this.
我才不要受这气
Let
her
go.
让她走吧
And
under
no
circumstance
还有 无论如何你也不许
will
you
give
her
that
engagement
ring.
把那个订婚戒指给她
What
ring
什么戒指
Maybe
we
should
give
them
some
privacy.
也许我们应该回避一下
Yeah
yeah
yeah.
好的 好的
You
go
ahead.
I'll
catch
up
with
you.
你先走 我一会就来
You
have
an
engagement
ring
你有一枚订婚戒指吗
Yes.
是的
Penny
did
you
know
about
this
佩妮 你知道这件事吗
All
right
let's
go.
好 我们走吧
When
did
you
get
an
engagement
ring
你什么时候准备的订婚戒指
My
mother
gave
it
to
me
我妈妈给我的
and
I
had
been
thinking
about
giving
it
to
you
我一直在考虑把它给你
but
then
we
broke
up.
结果我们分手了
Well
thank
goodness
for
that.
感谢天 感谢地
Sheldon
will
you
please
tell
your
grandmother
谢尔顿 请你告诉你姥姥
to
stay
out
of
this
别插手这件事好嘛
Oh
I
don't
think
I
could
do
that.
那我做不到
Sheldon
tell
this
girl
谢尔顿 告诉那个姑娘
that
my
ring
will
never
be
on
her
finger.
我的戒指永远不可能戴在她手上
Y...I'm
gonna
opt
out
of
that
one
too.
你... 这我也做不到啊
Who
said
I
even
want
to
be
engaged
to
him
谁说我想要和他订婚了
And
if
I
do
I
I
don't
need
your
hand
me
downs
而且就算我愿意 我也不需要你的旧货
All
right
all
right
好吧 好吧
Look
l
let's
all...
我们还是...
let's
remain
calm
我们还是冷静下来
and
analyze
this
situation.
好好分析一下目前的情况
Now
I
realize
that
you've
only
known
each
other
我明白你们俩才刚刚认识
for
less
than
a
day
不到一天
but
is
it
possible
this
crankiness
is
because
但你们如此暴躁 是否有可能是因为
your
cycles
have
synced
你俩月经周期刚好同步了呢
You
leave
the
room
你出去
and
let
the
grown
ups
talk.
让我们大人说话
Now.
赶紧的
Don't
speak
to
him
like
he's
a
child.
别像说小孩那样说他
Thank
you.
谢谢你帮我撑腰
I'm
gonna
go
next
door
and
play
with
Leonard.
我要去隔壁和莱纳德一起玩了
Okay
so
you
met
this
girl
you
exchanged
numbers
所以你遇到一个姑娘 交换了电话号码
and
you're
gonna
meet
up
with
her.
然后还要和她再见面
Just
to
help
her
with
her
screenplay.
只是为了帮她完成剧本而已
Oh.
Well
I
guess
that's
not
so
bad.
这样应该没什么问题
You
weren't
there.
你当时不在现场
He
was
really
flirting.
他一直在撩人家
Hey
it's
not
my
fault
if
American
women
project
如果美国妞们钟爱我这样
their
fantasies
on
foreigners
声音扣人心弦
with
the
kind
of
magical
voice
that
grants
wishes.
又帮人实现愿望异国精灵 那也不是我的错啊
I'm
sure
it
was
harmless.
我想这无伤大雅
People
flirt.
No
big
deal.
人人都会互撩 不是大问题
Really
So
it's
okay
if
I
fl...
真的吗 那如果我也...
Not
you.
I
own
your
ass.
你不行 你是我的小奴
The
real
question
is
where
are
you
with
Emily
关键是 你和艾米丽进展到什么程度了
Uh
it's
hard
to
say.
这点很难说
I
think
we're
good
but
things
like
this
我们进展不错 但今天发生的事
make
me
wonder
if
Emily's
really
the
right
person
for
me.
让我开始考虑艾米丽是否是我的真命天女
I
mean
did
you
guys
ever
have
doubts
about
each
other
你们俩曾经怀疑过对方是你的真爱吗
No.
Never.
Absolutely.
-从来没有 -当然有过
What
什么
Howie
you
forget
how
much
of
our
early
dates
华仔 你忘了我们刚开始约会时
involved
you
doing
magic
and
me
doing
this.
你总是在变魔术 我总是在强颜欢笑吗
Fine.
好吧
I
had
reservations
about
you
too.
那我对你也曾有过怀疑
No
you
didn't.
No
I
didn't.
-你没有 -好吧 我没有
Well
it
doesn't
matter
now
总之都不重要了
'cause
I
love
how
things
worked
out.
我喜欢我俩现在的状态
Me
too.
我也喜欢
And
I
think
you're
even
more
beautiful
than
this
rose.
你在我眼中比这朵玫瑰花更美丽
The
last
time
I
saw
my
grandma
我上次见到我姥姥时
the
most
exciting
thing
was
watching
最开心的事就是
the
ash
of
her
cigarette
get
longer
看着她的烟灰慢慢变长
and
wondering
if
it
was
gonna
fall
in
her
pudding.
然后猜会不会直接掉到她的布丁上
Did
it
结果呢
Yeah
right
in
there.
She
ate
it
and
everything.
当然掉了 然后她还没发现全吃下去了
Leonard
and
Penny.
莱纳德和佩妮
Leonard
and
Penny.
Leonard
and
Penny.
莱纳德和佩妮 莱纳德和佩妮
Come
in
进来
What
happened
发生什么事了
Is
Amy
gone
艾米走了吗
No.
They
asked
me
to
leave
没有 她们让我离开
so
they
could
speak
privately.
以便她们单独聊聊
Yeah
I
know.
It
was
quite
tense.
是的 形势真是剑拔弩张
So
here's
the
million
dollar
question
所以现在的问题是
uh
who
wants
to
pop
over
there
and
get
my
trains
你们谁想过去把我的火车拿过来
All
right.
I've
made
up
my
mind.
好了 我决定了
I'm
gonna
do
the
right
thing
call
this
girl
我要做正确的决定 打电话给那个姑娘
and
let
her
know
that
I'm
in
a
relationship.
让她知道我已经有对象了
Okay
so
far
we've
heard
很好 目前我们听你说过
"Made
up
my
mind
I'm
dumping
Emily."
"我决定了 我要甩掉艾米丽"
"Made
up
my
mind
to
date
both
of
them
"我决定了 我要扮成双胞胎兄弟
by
pretending
to
be
twin
brothers."
然后同时和她俩约会"
And
"Made
up
my
mind
以及"我决定了
I'll
ask
for
a
threesome
先问问她们玩不玩三人行
and
if
they
say
no
play
it
off
as
a
joke."
如果被拒绝了 就当成是开玩笑混过去"
I'm
calling
her.
我要给她打电话了
And
the
threesome
didn't
deserve
the
belly
laugh
it
got.
"三人行"那招并没有那么可笑好吗
You're
right.
你说得对
It
could
totally
happen.
绝对有可能发生
Hello
你好
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah
it's
Raj.
你好 我是拉杰
Rajesh.
We
met
at
the
comic
book
store.
拉杰什 我们在漫画店里见过
Hey
what's
up
Figure
out
what
time
you're
free
你好啊 确定你什么时候有空了吗
Actually
that's
why
I'm
calling.
其实我打电话来是想说
I
um...
I
just...
我...
I
need
to
let
you
know
that
I
have
a
girlfriend.
我得告诉你 我有女朋友了
Okay.
Good
for
you.
好的 恭喜你
Well
no
no.
不 不是
I
I
didn't
want
to
mislead
you
我是不希望让你误会
after
you
asked
me
out.
毕竟你约我出去
I
didn't
ask
you
out.
我不是约你啊
I
just
need
help
with
my
screenplay.
我只是找你帮忙我写剧本
Wait
are
you
saying
that
we
didn't
have
a
vibe
等等 你是说我们之间不来电吗
Why
do
you
care
if
we
have
a
vibe
你为什么在乎来不来电
You
have
a
girlfriend.
你都有女朋友了
Come
on
I
just
told
you
I
had
a
girlfriend.
不是吧 我都告诉你我有女朋友了
The
least
you
can
do
is
tell
me
if
we
had
a
vibe.
起码你也得客套说我们之间来电吧
Sure
we
had
a
vibe.
可以 我们来电
I
knew
it.
Okay
we
did
have
a
vibe.
我就知道 我们之间来电哦
This
is
exciting.
太兴奋了
What's
my
next
move
我下一步干嘛
You
still
have
a
girlfriend.
你还有女朋友呢
Right.
Good
catch.
对了 说得好
Anyway
so
I'm
sorry
to
waste
your
time.
总之很抱歉浪费了你的时间
And
uh...
and
good
luck
with
your
screenplay.
还有祝你剧本写作顺利
Hang
on.
等一下
We're
both
adults.
我们都是成人了
We
can
still
get
together
without
it
meaning
anything.
出来聚聚不一定非得意味着什么呀
Not
me.
Ever
since
you
admitted
we
had
a
vibe
我不行 自从你承认我们之间来电后
I've
been
planning
our
wedding.
我已经开始策划我们的婚礼了
Look
it's
just
coffee.
听着 只是喝杯咖啡
I'll
ask
you
some
questions
about
science
我只会问你一些科学问题
and
if
you
propose
I
promise
to
say
no.
我发誓 如果你求婚 我一定拒绝
Okay.
That
hurts
a
little
but
okay.
行吧 虽然有点伤人 但行吧
Great.
I'll
text
you.
很好 我会给你发信息
Bye.
再见
All
right.
好了
So
uh
we're
meeting
for
coffee
like
two
adults.
我们会像成年人那样 见面喝个咖啡
Everybody's
happy.
Easy
peasy.
大家都满意 没啥大不了
Are
you
gonna
tell
Emily
你准备告诉艾米丽吗
Yeah
of
course.
当然了
We
have
no
secrets.
我们之间没有秘密
When
are
you
gonna
tell
Emily
你准备什么时候告诉艾米丽
He
lied
about
the
cream
cheese
奶油奶酪的事他撒谎了
He
ate
the
whole
thing
I
saw
him
整块都被他吃了 我看到了
Look
I
know
you
think
I'm
not
right
for
Sheldon
听着 我知道你认为我不适合谢尔顿
but
trust
me
I'm
his
best
shot.
但相信我 他找不到更好的了
You
have
no
idea
how
much
I
put
up
with
你根本不知道我忍受了些什么
I
know
more
than
you
think
I
do.
我比你更清楚
Really
You
know
what
it's
like
to
have
date
night
ruined
是吗 你知道就因为谷歌换字体
because
Google
changed
their
font
约会之夜就被毁了的滋味吗
Young
lady
小姑娘
if
you
think
I
don't
know
what
it's
like
如果你认为我不了解
to
live
with
a
stubborn
egotistical
man
跟一个顽固自大的人一起生活是什么感觉
then
you're
wrong.
那你就错了
'Cause
that
was
my
husband.
因为我老公就是那德行
Really
是吗
There
were
days
I
wanted
to
fill
his
pockets
with
corn
有时候我真想给他的口袋里塞满玉米
and
toss
him
in
the
pigpen.
然后扔他进猪圈 杀他个尸骨无存
Well
if
you
understand
既然你都了解
then
why
are
you
giving
me
such
a
hard
time
为什么还要为难我呢
Because
when
you
broke
up
with
Sheldon
因为当初你和谢尔顿分手
it
hurt
him
deeply
深深地伤害了他
and
I
don't
want
to
see
that
happen
again.
我不希望再发生一次这种事
Hi.
Sorry.
抱歉
Sheldon
would
like
to
say
something
to
you.
谢尔顿有些话想对你们说
No
I
wouldn't.
没有 我没有
Just
get
in
here.
赶紧进来
Hello.
你们好
Go
ahead.
去吧
Meemaw
look
姥姥 听着
I'm
sorry
but...
我很抱歉 但是...
I
have
to
defend
my
girlfriend
to
you.
我必须替我女朋友说几句
Oh
Sheldon
thank
you.
谢尔顿 谢谢你
Oh
great
now
you're
gonna
get
emotional.
这下好 你要一把鼻涕一把泪了
I
always
looked
up
to
you
and
Pop
Pop.
我一直都很尊敬你和姥爷
I
I
know
what
a
challenging
man
he
could
be
我知道他这个人有多难搞
but
I
saw
you
stand
by
him
但我看到的是 你在他身边
and
and
make
him
into
a
better
person.
让他变成更好的人
I
did.
确实是
Yeah
well
that
is
exactly
正是如此 所以过去五年中
what
I've
been
doing
the
last
five
years
我也是这样做的
with
this
little
work
in
progress.
帮这个小麻烦一点点进步
He
never
disappoints
does
he
永远让人目瞪口呆 对吧
I
think
what
Sheldon
means
to
say
is
我觉得谢尔顿想说的是
we've
both
grown
together.
我们一起成长
Isn't
that
right
对不对
Say
yes.
Yes.
-说对 -对
Fine.
好吧
If
you
feel
so
strongly
I
won't
stand
in
your
way.
既然你如此坚持 我不会阻拦你
Thank
you.
谢谢
So
if
he
wanted
to
give
me
that
engagement
ring
所以如果他想把那枚订婚戒指给我
we
would
have
your
blessing
你会祝福我们吗
I
suppose.
大概吧
I
just
gave
you
my
virginity
woman.
我才把童子之身给了你 女人
Cool
your
jets.
别那么猴急
Yeah
see
if
you
just
change
the
story
对 你看 如果你把故事改成
to
the
destruction
of
our
galaxy
我们星系的毁灭
then
a
super
massive
black
hole
could
work.
那么超级大质量黑洞就可以说得通
This
is
great.
太棒了
Thank
you
so
much.
非常感谢
I
just
got
to
figure
out
a
way
for
everyone
我得想出一种
to
die
that
isn't
too
scary
for
children.
既不吓到孩子 又能把人都写死的方法
And
that's
how
Mommy
and
Daddy
met.
那就是老爸老妈的浪漫史
Hey
did
you
ever
tell
Emily
about
us
你有没有跟艾米丽说我们的事
I
will
我会说的
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