生活大爆炸-S09E13_生活大爆炸

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Hey so I saw a movie trailer the other day.

我之前看了一部电影预告

How could Batman possibly fight Superman

蝙蝠侠怎么可能打得过超人呢

I mean isn't that dumb

真是瞎透了

Maybe he uses Kryptonite.

或许他用了氪气石

有令氪星人失去超能力等多种功效

来自超人故乡氪星的一种矿物

Well Batman's got a lot of money.

蝙蝠侠超有钱

Maybe he builds a suit that can do everything Superman can do.

或许他用钱打造出具有类似超人能力的装甲

No no no no no.

不不不不不

I've seen that movie. It's called Iron Man.

这样的电影我看过叫《钢铁侠》

What is happening

怎么回事

I don't know.

我不知道

But it's beautiful.

但这画面太美了

And now Ben Affleck is Batman

而且蝙蝠侠换本·阿弗莱克演了

Oh he was great in Shakespeare in Love.

他在《恋爱中的莎士比亚》那部里演得很棒

Ooh we should watch that next girls' night.

我们下次闺蜜之夜应该来看这部

We could do a double feature

我们可以再配上

with the Leonardo DiCaprio Romeo + Juliet.

莱昂纳多的《罗密欧与朱丽叶》啊

Oh I love me some Leo.

我可乐意看小李子了

And it's gone.

美景消失了

Oh hello everyone.

大家安安

I am happy to report I'm feeling much better.

很开心跟大家宣布本皇龙体已有好转

Good for you.

"恭喜"

My fever is gone my sinuses are pressure free

发烧已退鼻子也通

and my mucus is as clear as a Yosemite waterfall.

痰也清澈得像国家公园里的瀑布水一样

Glad to hear it.

"棒呆了"

I'll be able to return to work tomorrow.

明日我就能回归工作岗位了

Yay.

"赞"

Well why isn't everyone happy

大家怎么都不开心呢

Your little ray of sunshine is ready to beam again.

你们的小太阳准备重新发光发热啦

You really don't know why No.

-你真的不知道为什么吗 -不知道

But I knew that his "yay" was sarcastic.

但我听出他那声"赞"是在讽刺

Not bad for a guy whose last bowel movement

上次出恭时声响犹如雨打芭蕉的这位

sounded like rain on a roof.

居然还有体力讽刺不赖嘛

Let me refresh your memory.

让我帮忙你回忆一下

Penny

佩妮

rub Vicks on my chest.

帮我在胸口抹清凉油

Sheldon I cooked you breakfast.

谢尔顿我给你做了早饭

I made your bed.

铺了床

I checked your mouth for thrush.

检查你嘴里有没有鹅口疮

一种口腔黏膜炎症

You can rub your own chest.

清凉油你可以自己抹

Oh sure grope every other male on the planet

行行行世上的男人你都没少摸过

but draw the line with me.

到我这儿就装清纯

I brought you a little care package from work.

我从公司给你准备了这个康复小袋袋

It's our latest antiviral

里面有我们最新的抗病毒药

and the best decongestant we make.

还有我们最好的抗鼻塞药

I hope laughter is the best medicine

那我希望笑是最好的药物

'cause this care package is a joke.

因为这包东西根本就是在搞笑

Hey she came all the way here...

她大老远特意跑来...

You're gonna want to take these with food.

你记得饭后再吃啊

Sheldon stop being a baby

谢尔顿别孩子气了

and let Emily take a look at you.

让艾米丽给你看看嘛

She's a dermatologist.

她是皮肤科医生

I went to medical school.

我上过医学院啊

Well in that case try removing the irritating patch

这样的话那请你把位于你旁边的

of brown skin standing next to you.

那坨烦人棕色皮肤给去除掉

All right here you go.

来吃吧

Leonard I'm dying.

莱纳德我要死了

You're not dying. It's just the flu.

你才不会死只是流感而已

I asked for chicken noodle.

我要的是鸡汤面

This is chicken and stars. It's killing me.

这个是鸡与星星状的面我要气死了

I never did get that chicken noodle did I

我最终还是没吃到鸡汤面不是吗

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第九季第十三集

Hi Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Hello.

你好啊

Are you feeling any better

你身体好点了吗

Physically yes but I'm upset

生理上好点了但心里不太好

because everyone's mad at me for no good reason.

因为大家莫名其妙就不爽我

Why don't you tell me what happened

你跟我说说发生了什么吧

and in a gentle loving way

然后我会用温和慈爱的方式

I'll explain to you why you're wrong.

来跟你解释你为什么错了

You know how when you're sick

你知道当人生病的时候

you're allowed to be cranky and say whatever you want

是有权对身旁或任何人耍脾气

and other people's feelings don't matter

而且完全不用鸟他们感受的吧

Gentle and loving this is gonna be tricky.

温和慈爱这有点费劲啊

I had a 101 fever.

我都烧到38.3度了

If that's not a time to verbally abuse my loved ones when is

此时不尖酸刻薄对亲朋好友更待何时

Sheldon when you're sick you can be...

谢尔顿当你生病的时候你会有点...

unbearable.

让人受不了

That's why your friends have been known

所以你的小伙伴们

to work late or sneak out to the movies

要么加班要么溜去看电影

or stay at a neurobiology conference

或者多留在神经生物学大会

three days after it's ended.

哪怕大会三天前就结束了

You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me

你多留在密歇根就是为了要躲我吗

No no not just that.

不是不是不止如此

I mean...

还有...

Detroit is beautiful when it's sleeting.

底特律下雨夹雪的时候特美呢

You know I'm not the only one

又不是只有我一个人生病时

who's unpleasant when they're sick.

才这么讨人厌

When Penny got food poisoning she threw up so loudly

像佩妮食物中毒的那次她呕吐声大到

I could barely hear the television.

我都听不到电视的声音了

Ooh I just heard something.

我好像听到了什么声音

Might be hail might be gunfire.

不知道是冰雹声还是枪声

Either way I'm gonna go take pictures. Bye.

反正我都要去拍照围观啦再见

Hey Stuart.

斯图尔特

Hey. Where's Sheldon

谢尔顿呢

Still sick No he's fine.

-还病着呢 -没已经好了

We just needed a little break.

我们只是需要喘口气

Yeah I get that.

我理解

When I brought him his comics the other day

我那天送漫画去给他的时候

he said "Oh great Death is literally at my door."

他说"靠索命鬼真的来了"

He was being a jerk to everyone.

他对每个人都是这么贱

Don't take it personally.

你别往心里去

Oh I'm on so many antidepressants

我吃着无数种抗抑郁药

I couldn't if I wanted to.

我就是想难过都没办法

I wish we could do more stuff without Sheldon.

真希望我们能甩开谢尔顿做更多事

I wish that all the time.

我一直这么真心希望

Usually before I blow out birthday candles.

通常都是在我吹熄生日蛋糕之前

You know Amy took some time off from him.

艾米就甩开他休息了一阵子啊

Really improved their relationship.

感情还因此提升了不少

Okay.

行

As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him

只要最后我们不需要跟他滚床单

I'm in.

我就加入

We should all take a trip or something.

我们应该一起去旅游之类的

You know Penny and I have been talking

我跟佩妮谈过

about taking a weekend in Vegas.

找个周末去赌城玩

Maybe we should all go.

或许我们大伙应该一起去

Bernie would love that.

妮妮肯定想去

Maybe we could get one of those party buses to take us there.

或许我们可以叫台派对巴士载我们去

That sounds really fun.

听起来就很有意思

Yeah that sounds fun.

绝对有意思

A party bus party don't stop.

派对巴派对趴

When I say "party " you say "bus."

我说"派对" 你说"巴"

No. No.

-不 -不

No. No

-不 -不

So the guys and I were talking about

今天我们几个男的在讨论

renting a party bus and everyone going to Vegas.

租一台派对巴士大家一起去赌城玩

Oh that could be fun.

感觉应该挺有意思

But just to be clear you mean a party bus

但我先问清楚你说派对巴士

with booze and music right

是指有酒跟音乐的那种吧

not like juice boxes and video games

不是盒装果汁搭配游戏机

Yes.

是啦

And Howard's birthday was a drop off party.

上次霍华德的生日趴是送孩子去玩的那种

You didn't have to stay.

你这"家长"明明不用留下的

Well I'm in.

那我加入

When are we going This weekend.

-我们什么时候出发 -这周末

Oh where are we going

我们要去哪里玩啊

Well Vegas but...

赌城但是...

Ugh Atlantic City without the taffy

没有特产太妃糖的大西洋城[也是赌城]吗

No thank you.

我可不想去

That's fine 'cause actually you're not invited.

没关系其实也没有要邀请你

Well now... well that's hurtful.

真的假的太伤人了

Oh Sheldon you don't even like it there.

谢尔顿你根本不喜欢那地方

I can consider a place America's urinal cake

我能把一个地方看做小便池里的芳香剂

and still enjoy the occasional visit.

但我去的时候也还是尿得享受啊

Not this time.

这次不行

Oh fine. Then I'll just hang out with Wolowitz.

算了那我跟沃罗威茨玩吧

He's coming too.

他也去

Well then Raj and I will... Nope.

-那我和拉杰... -他也去

Very well. Stuart.

很好那我找斯图尔特

Oh great. Do that.

好呀去吧

Ugh. Stuart.

恶斯图尔特

Hi Sheldon. What's new

谢尔顿有啥新鲜事吗

Our friends are jerks and I'm mad at all of them.

我们的朋友是混蛋我气他们所有人

I said "What's new " but sure.

我是问"有啥新鲜事" 不过算了

Can you believe they planned a trip

你能相信他们打算组团去

to Las Vegas and didn't invite me

赌城玩却不邀请我吗

Did you refuse to apologize

你是不是拒绝道歉

and act like they were stupid for being mad

还表现得他们生气是愚蠢的表现呀

You know I liked it better when there was still

我更喜欢我们之前的感情

a little mystery left in our relationship.

留有一丝丝神秘感

Everyone tried to take care of you

大家都努力去照顾你

and you were nothing but mean to them.

而你只会对他们毒舌嫌弃

I can't believe you're not on my side.

真不敢相信你居然不站我这边

I was on your side when someone stole your car radio.

有人偷了你的汽车音响时我可是站你这边

Who else's side could you have been on

你不站我这边你还能站谁那边啊

I don't know.

难说啊

A music loving hobo with a heart of gold

说不定窃贼是个热爱音乐的高尚流浪汉

Sheldon I understand that you're upset

谢尔顿我理解你不高兴

because you feel left out

因为觉得自己被孤立

but I don't know why we're even talking about this.

但我不明白这事有啥好浪费时间讨论

Just apologize to them.

去跟他们道歉就对了

Fine if that's what it takes to go on their dumb trip.

如果要这样才能加入他们的白痴之旅那行吧

Maybe you could try apologizing

或许你可以试着

because you actually feel bad.

真的因为觉得内疚而道歉

It's called empathy.

这叫同理心

It's something you could work on.

这方面你可以提升一下

I have empathy.

我有同理心啊

Watch.

请看

Leonard made me soup and I was mean to him.

莱纳德为我煮汤我却嫌东嫌西

Great.

非常好

Now try it as if this isn't your first day as a person.

现在试试像个正常人一样讲话

Fine.

行

Leonard made me soup and I was mean to him.

莱纳德为我煮汤我却嫌东嫌西

Hey I felt a little something.

哎哟我有点感觉了

Let me try again.

我再试试

Leonard made me soup and I was mean to him.

莱纳德为我煮汤我却嫌东嫌西

I was mean to him.

我的确嫌东嫌西了

He must have felt terrible.

他肯定不好受

Oh now I feel terrible.

现在我也觉得不好受了

Neat

真是妙啊

Glad I could help.

很高兴能帮上忙

Now let me see you feel bad for lying

现在让我看看你因为撒谎

and staying in Detroit longer than you needed to.

故意在底特律待着不走而内疚的样子

I feel so so bad.

我觉得非常非常内疚

Hey we're both great at this.

看来咱俩很擅长这个嘛

Leonard get ready for an apology.

莱纳德准备接受道歉

烂片之王的美国导演坑遍好莱坞六大制片公司

And with the added twist of an M. Night Shyamalan movie

而跟奈特·沙马兰拍的电影不一样的地方是

I'm going to mean it.

我打算真心来做

Ah so like every other

所以就像任何一部

M. Night Shyamalan movie I've seen

我看过的奈特·沙马兰电影那样

you spoil it in advance.

你提前剧透了

Hey if you didn't know Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

如果你没发现《第六感》的主角其实是死人

that's not on me.

那可不能怪我

Okay.

好吧

Here it comes.

我要说了

You tried to take care of me when I was sick

我生病的时候你努力照顾我

and I was mean to you.

而我却对你嫌东嫌西

There's no excuse for that.

没有任何理由可以这样做

And I'm truly sorry.

我真的很抱歉

Thank you.

谢谢

I appreciate that.

谢谢你的道歉

I want you to know that that is sincere.

我想让你知道这是发自内心的

I I do feel bad.

我的确觉得内疚

I'm not just saying it to be included on your trip.

我这么说不是为了要加入你们的旅行

Appreciate that too.

那真是多谢了

Terrific.

太好了

Now all that's left is for you to invite me to come.

现在就剩你邀请我加入了

Me to ask "Are you sure "

我会问 "你确定吗"

You to say "Absolutely."

你就说 "当然啦"

And then me to bring it home with

然后我以这句话收尾

"How could I say no to that face "

"看着你的小脸我怎么忍心拒绝呢"

You're still not coming.

你还是不能来

What But I apologized and I meant it.

什么但我道歉了也是真心的啊

I know that we don't play this game very often

我知道我们不经常玩这游戏

but you're doing it wrong.

但你玩的方式不对

Sheldon I accept your apology

谢尔顿我接受你的道歉

but you upset a lot of people while you were sick.

但你生病的时候让很多人不爽

I'm not in a position to just say you can come.

所以你能不能来不是我说了算

Well all right.

那好吧

What if I apologize to all of them

那如果我向他们所有人道歉呢

Fine if you apologize to everyone

好吧如果你向每一个人道歉

they all say it's okay then yes you can come.

他们都觉得可以那当然你可以来

Challenge accepted

接受挑战

Sounds like it's time for the Sheldon Cooper Apology Tour.

谢尔顿·库珀道歉之旅开始啦

Well I hope it's as much fun

我"希望"这跟

as the Sheldon Cooper Spell Checks Local Menus Tour.

谢尔顿·库珀当地菜单拼写检查之旅一样有趣

My goodness

我的老天

Do you remember "Comes with apsparagus"

你还记得"菜内含炉笋"吗

Howard and Bernadette

霍华德和伯纳黛特

you tried to comfort me when I was ill

我生病的时候你们想帮我减轻痛苦

and I treated you terribly.

我却对你们非常不客气

I'm sorry.

对不起

I'm impressed.

真是想不到

No no no wait. I'm not done.

别插嘴我还没完

Allow me to underscore my sentiment

容我用我的排箫

with a haunting rendition

吹一曲布兰达·李的《对不起》

of Brenda Lee's "I'm Sorry"

通过令人难忘的演奏

played on the pan flute.

来强调我的真心

Apology accepted Forgiven forgiven

-道歉接受 -原谅你原谅你

All right that's eight hours of practice down the drain.

好吧八个小时的练习付诸东流

And to memorialize this occasion

为了纪念这一时刻

here are your commemorative T shirts.

这是你们的纪念T恤

"Sheldon Cooper apologized to me""

"谢尔顿·库珀向我道歉了"

"And he made it all better."

"他让大家都开心了"

All you did was offer

你的确给予我

maternal care and affection

母亲般的照料和关爱

and all you received in return

而得到的回报确是

was rude and insensitive behavior.

我无礼和冷漠的行为

Can this wait

不能等会再说吗

I'm afraid it can't.

恐怕不行

The trip is tomorrow.

明天就启程了

And I have more apologies to make.

我还要向其他人道歉呢

Okay fine I accept your apology now get out

好吧我接受你的道歉快走吧

Wonderful. Would you mind holding up this shirt

太好了你不介意拿着这件T恤

while I take a quick... Leonard

-让我拍一张快... -莱纳德

You brought me my comic books when I wasn't feeling well.

我不舒服的时候你给我送来漫画书

That that was thoughtful.

那十分贴心

And I was insensitive.

而我十分不体谅你心意

I'm sorry.

对不起

Thank you Sheldon.

谢谢你谢尔顿

I appreciate that.

谢谢你的道歉

And I want you to know that I mean it you know

我想让你知道我是发自内心的

This isn't me just wanting to go on the trip to Las Vegas.

不是因为我想加入赌城之旅

What trip to Las Vegas

什么赌城之旅

The one everyone's taking this weekend on the party bus.

就是这个周末大家一起坐派对巴士去啊

Of course I wasn't invited.

当然没人邀请我

That would be my understanding.

我是这么理解的

On a less painful subject

让我们换一个不那么伤感的话题

what size T shirt do you take

你穿多大号的T恤

Raj you were being a good friend

拉杰你是个体贴善良的好朋友

and my illness was no excuse for my behavior.

生病不能作为我恶劣行为的借口

I hope that you can accept my apology.

我希望你能接受我的道歉

Of course I do.

我当然接受

And Emily I'm sorry for saying

还有艾米丽我很抱歉

dermatologists aren't real doctors.

说你们皮肤科医生不算真正的医生

And I'm sure you're tired of hearing that.

我想这类言论你一定听腻了

Do you honestly think I hear that a lot

你真心觉得我常听到别人这么说吗

Well I would imagine when your job is popping zits

当你的工作尽是挤痘痘

and squirting Botox into old lady faces...

或者往老女人脸上注射肉毒杆菌时...

Okay

打住

Okay the point is

够了重点是

that we accept your apology.

我们接受你的道歉

Uh maybe you do.

也许你原谅了他

He just insulted me again.

但他刚才又侮辱了我一次

Yeah but he doesn't mean it.

但他不是故意的

Why are you defending him

你干嘛帮他说话

I believe I can answer that.

这个问题我知道答案

Uh like me

和我一样

Raj is demonstrating empathy.

拉杰正在展示他的同理心

Now why don't you accept my apology

现在你何不接受我的道歉

receive your free T shirt uh

拿上你的免费T恤

I hope extra small is okay.

特小号应该合适你吧

For some reason Wolowitz took a medium.

不知道为啥沃罗维兹把中号拿走了

Well I don't accept your apology.

我不接受你的道歉

What are you doing

你这是干什么呢

It's called standing up for myself.

这叫做为自己出头

You should try it some time.

你偶尔也应该试试

Fine how about this

好吧那这样如何

You're making me uncomfortable

你拉长了这场无聊的争执

by prolonging this ridiculous fight

让我很不舒服

and I wish you'd stop.

我希望你不要再闹了

Oh you want me to stop

你希望我不要再闹了吗

No problem.

没问题

No come on please don't leave

别这样你别走啊

Point of clarification are you still going on the trip

我想搞清楚你还会去旅行吗

Because if not...

如果你不去的话...

Don't worry you're good.

别担心你可以去

I caused that fight I feel terrible.

是我引起了这场争吵我觉得好内疚

Wait I can do that better...

等等等等我还可以演得更好...

I caused that fight.

是我引起了这场争吵

I feel terrible.

人家觉得好内疚

Yeah wow I don't know which one I like more.

我自己都分不清哪个演法更出色了

So was the fight really bad

他们吵得很糟糕吗

No.

不

As a fight it was excellent.

作为一场争吵那真是恰到好处

She used harsh language and slammed the door.

她言辞激烈摔门而去

Although as I say this

虽然我也同时反应过来

that might not have been what you were asking.

你问的估计不是这个意思

You think they'll still go on the trip

他们还会去旅行吗

All I know is after the fight I went to Emily's to smooth...

我只知道我为了平息这场争吵去了艾米丽家...

They're not going on the trip. No.

-他们不会去了吧 -是的

What is wrong with you

你这人到底什么毛病

Look at him caring about what's wrong with me.

看看他如此关心我有什么毛病

That is some top shelf empathy.

这真是一等一的同理心啊

Hey well we should start a club.

我们应该组成一个俱乐部

You went to Emily's to apologize.

你去艾米丽家道歉

And when you left she was crying.

等你走了以后她就哭了

That is true.

这是真的

Well I suppose I should apologize again.

我想我应该再道歉一次了

Is she okay

她没事吧

Yeah I calmed her down.

没事我安抚了她

But she's not going to Vegas if he's going.

但如果谢尔顿去赌城她就不去了

Wait that's an option

等等还有这个选项吗

I didn't know that was an option.

我都不知道还有这个选项

Well that is fine because I've decided

没关系因为我决定

that I won't be joining you.

我不和你们去旅行了

I've realized that the most genuine way

因为我意识到最能表达

to demonstrate the remorse I feel is

我的歉意的方式

to let you have this weekend to yourselves.

就是让你们自己好好享受这个周末

That's very mature of you.

你真成熟大度

Well I've been on a little trip myself recently.

我自己最近也正在进行一段旅行

Not to Sin City but to Sincere City.

不是去罪恶之都而是去最善之城

Where instead of genital warts the only growth

去那里不会让你生殖器长性病

you'll come back with is personal growth.

而是心灵得到成长

And there's your next T shirt.

你下一件T恤的标语有了

Ooh check out the stripper pole.

看看这些脱衣舞舞杆

You know what that means.

你知道这是什么意思吧

That Raj'll be on it before we make it to the freeway

在上高速之前拉杰就会吊在上面不下来

You know it

你猜对了

This is so cool.

这一切真是太酷了

Let's have champagne

大家喝点香槟吧

Well I would like to propose a toast

我先来一段祝酒词

to a well deserved weekend of...

这个美好周末是大家应得的

What are you doing

你在这里干什么

My plan was to jump out at the state line

我原本计划在州边境跳出来的

but one of my nose plugs fell into the toilet.

但我的一个鼻塞掉进马桶里了

You couldn't give us just one weekend

你就不能放过我们一个周末吗

I told him this was a bad idea.

我都说了这是个坏主意

What do we do kick them off

我们该怎么办把他们踢下车去吗

If we drop them off at a fire station

如果我们把他们丢在消防站

they have to take them no questions asked.

消防员必须无条件收下他们[美国弃婴法]

Before you do please give me one more chance

在你这么做之前请再给我一次机会

to apologize to Emily.

向艾米丽道歉

Oh God.

我的神啊

Emily as I'm sure you know

艾米丽我想你一定知道

I'm considered an odd fellow.

我算是公认的怪人

But what you don't know is that

但你不知道的是

while I often say the wrong thing

虽然我经常说错话

in my heart I mean well.

但我的本意并非想伤人

I think that you are

我觉得你是一个

a smart and wonderful woman you know

聪明又美好的女人

And we all think that you

我们都觉得你配他

can do better than Koothrappali.

是鲜花插在了牛粪上

You know Sheldon...

我说谢尔顿...

Shh let him finish.

嘘让他说完

So for all the times I've offended you

所以为了之前我对你的多次冒犯

and all the times that I'll offend you in the future

和未来我对你的多次冒犯

I'm sorry.

我向你道歉

Thank you.

谢谢你

Good.

很好

Then I'll be leaving now.

那我就准备下车了

Oh it's okay Sheldon.

没关系谢尔顿

Come with us.

和我们一起去吧

Oh that's very kind of you.

你真是太好了

But I'm sure you'll all have a better time without me.

但我相信没有我在你们一定玩得更开心

Let's go Stuart.

我们走吧斯图尔特

But I want to stay.

可人家想留下一起玩

Stuart now

斯图尔特赶紧的

You know I know he's a jerk

虽然我知道他是个讨厌鬼

but I actually feel bad for him.

但我还是觉得他很可怜

And now you see the problem.

你现在知道问题所在了吧

Come on you pain in the ass

上来吧你这个让人蛋疼的家伙

That's me

他们指的是我

Bye Stuart.

回见了斯图尔特

Wait

等等

I'm a pain in the ass too

我也很让人蛋疼啊

Are you relieved that you and Raj

你和拉杰能重修旧好

were able to patch things up

你心里是不是也松一口气

At the moment

就现在来说吗

No not really.

我不这么觉得

Shake it baby

摇起来啊宝贝

Work that thing

电动小马达抖起来

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