生活大爆炸-S08E11_生活大爆炸

S01

Hey how are things going with your parents

你父母的情况怎么样了

Not great. They hired divorce attorneys.

不太好他们请了离婚律师

You know speaking of attorneys

说到律师

if I ever needed a lawyer

如果哪天我需要请律师

I would not hire She Hulk.

我绝对不会请女浩克

常为超级英雄们打官司

绿巨人浩克的表妹有弱化版的绿巨人变身能力

You know what That was almost on topic.

其实呢你这次跟主题很接近了

I'm gonna say "Good job Sheldon."

所以我要说"点赞哦谢尔顿"

Wait She Hulk's a lawyer

等等女浩克是个律师吗

Yeah she works at a law firm in New York.

是啊她在纽约一家律师事务所做事

Yes but she's the only monster at the firm.

是的但是她是所里唯一的怪物

Between you me and the wall

我说了别传出去啊

I think she's an affirmative action hire.

我觉得她是因为平权法案才被请的怪物

在就业教育等方面给予优待而达到平等的措施

为防止对肤色宗教性别民族出身有所歧视

Anyway Dad's gonna be here in town

总而言之我爸会来找我

so I won't be able to do Christmas dinner this year.

所以我今年没办法替大家办圣诞晚宴了

If you're not up to hosting Christmas dinner

如果今年你没办法主办圣诞晚宴

I'm happy to do it.

我很乐意来做啊

You can even bring your father.

你还可以带你父亲一起来

That would be nice.

那真是太好了

I've always wanted to do a traditional Victorian Christmas.

我一直都想过一次传统维多利亚式圣诞

1848年开始的英式传统圣诞节

Parlor games goose and figgy pudding...

玩会客厅游戏吃圣诞烤鹅与果干布丁

圣诞烤鹅与广式脆皮烧鹅类似

当年家里有"会客厅"的中上阶层家庭的娱乐活动

English pudding.

英式布丁

而不是美式的偏果冻状布丁

英式布丁常是蛋糕状的甜点

Y You get yourself all excited for pudding

本来满心期待有"布丁"吃

and here comes a cake with raisins in it.

结果是英式的破葡萄干蛋糕

I'm not going.

我不去

You're going.

你就得来

Why do you hate me

我跟你什么仇什么怨啊

I don't hate you.

我跟你无冤无仇

I love you.

我爱你

Well you call it love

你把它称之为爱也行

but it has a lot of raisins in it.

但里面还是有一堆葡萄干

Amy good luck getting these guys excited

艾米让这几个家伙对主题晚餐有兴趣

about a dinner with a theme.

简直比登天还难

I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks giving.

我的汤姆·汉克斯感恩节就因为没人捧场而放弃

I think a Victorian Christmas sounds nice.

我觉得维多利亚式圣诞很不错啊

I agree. Me too.

-同意 -我也觉得

You guys suck

你们这群混蛋

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第十一集

You know the best part of working in the clean room

你知道在无尘室里工作最棒的是什么吗

No allergies.

不会过敏

Check it out.

你看

Oh that that... that's a lot of oxygen.

鼻子太通一下吸进的氧气有点多

We should get going to Amy's.

我们该去艾米家了

Can you believe there was a time

你能相信曾几何时

when we would have needed an array

人类得靠着

of giant Cherenkov telescopes to detect cosmic particles

巨大的切伦科夫望远镜阵列来探测宇宙射线粒子

And here we are building our own multi wire detector

而如今我们自己就可以构建多线探测器

like a couple of badasses.

简直霸气到炸啊

I know. If we were still single

是啊如果我们还单身

we'd be tripping over all that booty.

都可以在女人堆里打滚了

Ladies do love a man dressed like a kitchen garbage bag.

女人的确喜欢男人打扮得像个厨房垃圾袋

Oh no.

惨了

How the hell did a pigeon get in here

这鸽子是怎么飞进来的

You shut the loading doors right I thought you did.

-你关了外门对吧 -我以为你关了

Do you know what a disaster this is

你知道这有多严重吗

You mean 'cause this room isn't supposed to have dust in it

你是指因为这无尘室应该是要一尘不染

and we just let in a flying crap machine

而我们放了一只会飞的拉屎机进来吗

What do we do Should we call someone

我们该怎么办该打电话叫人来吗

And tell them that we compromised all the equipment

告诉人家我们把所有设备都污染了吗

Let's just get it out of here before anyone knows.

赶紧趁没人发现前把它赶出去

Okay how do we catch it

好吧我们该怎么抓它呢

Well what if we turn off all the lights

要不我们把所有灯关掉

except for one and it'll come to it.

只留下一盏灯它就会飞过来

It's not a moth

它又不是飞蛾

Don't yell at me.

别吼我

You're not gonna get any good ideas out of me if you're yelling.

你越吼我我越想不出什么好主意

Okay so if I remain calm

所以如果我保持平静

I'll get more gems like "Turn off the lights"

我就能听到更多像"关灯"这样的绝妙大计吗

Great we're turning on each other.

这下好了我们反目成仇

That's just what the bird wants us to do

正中了这只鸟的下怀

So Dr. Koothrappali long flight

库萨帕里医生飞了很久吧

20 hours. Oh that's rough.

-足足20小时 -很辛苦吧

Not at all.

完全不会

Did you know that when you fly transcontinental without your wife

不用跟妻子一起飞这种跨大陆航班

you don't pray for the plane to crash

我也不用祈祷飞机赶紧坠机

Can you please talk about anything else

我们能聊点别的吗

Forgive me.

抱歉原谅我

How are you and Leonard

你和莱纳德如何了

Oh great. Everything's good.

很好啊一切都很好

I see you got engaged. Yes we did.

-我发现你们好像订婚了 -是啊

Let me tell you a story.

让我告诉你个故事

Dad

爸

Sorry.

抱歉

I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other.

我相信你们不会日渐憎恨彼此

Hey Leonard. What's up

莱纳德怎么啦

What How did that happen

什么怎么会这样

Yeah okay. I'll be there as soon as I can.

好吧我尽快到

Sorry. I have to run to the university.

抱歉我得去一下大学

What's going on

怎么了

There's been a problem with our experiment.

我们的实验出了点问题

A bird got into the clean room.

有只鸟飞进了无尘室

You want me to come

需要我去帮忙吗

Uh no. You had a long flight.

不用你刚坐了这么长时间飞机

You stay here and relax.

你就待着放松休息吧

"Relax." Easy for you to say.

"放松" 你说得倒轻巧

Your mother isn't cleaning out your bank account.

你妈"清"空的又不是你的银行账户

40 years the woman never cleaned a thing.

40年来这女人从未"清"理过任何东西

You're just gonna leave him here

你要把他丢在这里吗

"Relax " He says. Yup. Bye.

-他还好意思让我放松 -是的再见

Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus

圣诞老人来了圣诞老人来了

Right down Santa Claus Lane

正沿着圣诞老人道而来

Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer

凶婆娘和闪电与其它驯鹿们

跳舞欢腾凶婆娘雷闪电丘比特彗星

圣诞老人一共有九只驯鹿鲁道夫猛冲

Pulling on the reins...

卖力拉着缰绳

Yeah I appreciate the ride...

谢谢你能载我

Bells are ringing children singing

铃声叮当孩子欢唱

All is merry and bright

一切快乐又光明

So hang your stockings and say your prayers

挂上你的圣诞袜说出你的祷告词

'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight...

只因今晚圣诞老人要到来

Why'd you turn it off

你干嘛关掉它

Because in the last ten minutes Santa came to town

因为在过去的十分钟里《圣诞老人进城了》

kissed Mommy

《我看见妈妈亲吻圣诞老人》

皆为脍炙人口的圣诞歌曲

and ran Grandma over with a reindeer.

然后《奶奶被驯鹿撞死了》

I had a drunk uncle who did all those things.

我有个酒鬼叔叔也会做这三件事啊

Nobody sings songs about him.

怎么没人唱歌歌颂他呢

Maybe you'd like it more if you thought of Santa as a superhero

如果你把圣诞老人看做是超级英雄

and his power is bringing joy to children.

有给孩子们带来欢乐的超能力你会喜欢点

My uncle was accused of that too.

我叔叔也这样啊结果被指控了

It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.

结果在俄州那是合法的

Okay new subject.

好吧换个话题

Let's talk about presents.

我们聊聊礼物吧

What did you get Amy

你要送艾米什么呀

Oh we're not exchanging gifts.

我们不会互送礼物

Come on Sheldon you have to get her something.

拜托谢尔顿送礼物给女朋友是一定要的啊

Why should I

凭什么

She knows that I don't like Christmas

她明知道我不喜欢圣诞节

and yet every year she forces me to celebrate it.

可是每一年都强迫我一起庆祝

Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.

不光是这次逼我参加白痴的圣诞晚餐

At the Christmas tree lot there was mistletoe

之前在圣诞树卖场那有一个槲寄生

圣诞习俗两人站在榭寄生下得亲吻

and she kissed me under it in public.

她居然当众亲了我

Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.

我们就像墨西哥性爱秀的表演者

She's just excited about the holidays.

她只是对节日感到兴奋而已啦

Yes and she's not taking my feelings into account at all.

是啊而她完全不顾及我的感受

Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson.

或许是时候给她点教训了

How

怎么做

It'd have to be something heinous

一定要给她下点狠药

something that makes her as miserable as she's making me.

让她生不如死就像她害我的那样

Oh I've got it.

我想到了

This is good.

这主意太好了

What

是什么

I'm going to buy her a present.

我要送她一份礼物

Yeah you're gonna have to walk me through that.

好吧你得好好给我讲解一下

With gift giving there's an implied social contract.

礼品馈赠隐含了一种无形的社会契约

If I show up tonight with a present

如果我今晚带着礼物去她家

and she doesn't have one for me

而她却没有为我准备礼物

she'll feel terrible.

那她就会内疚

Then you're both sad

然后你们俩都不开心

Yes.

是的

Maybe she'll feel so guilty

或许她会内疚到

she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again.

永远都不想跟我一起庆祝节日

So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present

所以你的邪恶阴谋是送你女朋友一份礼物吗

That's right.

没错

So stay on my good side or I'll get you a little something too.

所以别惹我否则小爷也会赐你点"礼物"

Okay here's the plan.

好计划是这样

I'm gonna put the food in the bag

我把食物放进袋子里

and when he lands in the bag to eat it we close it up.

一旦鸽子飞进去吃我们就赶紧把口封死

A Slim Jim

一根肉条吗

It's all I could find. It'll work.

只有这个了保证管用

Sure.

屁咧

If the pigeon's stoned or a trucker.

除非它嗑药了或者它是卡车司机

该牌肉条备受卡车司机喜爱食用很方便

Okay well what's your plan

好吧那你的计划是什么

I told you my plan.

我之前不是说了吗

Let's call Building Services and get help.

打给物业管理处找人帮忙啊

And admit that we contaminated the clean room

承认我们污染了无尘室吗

No admit that you contaminated the clean room.

不是承认你污染了无尘室

Why do you keep assuming it was me

为什么你总认为责任在我

Because you do this kind of thing all the time

因为你总犯这样的错误

and then you try to cover it up.

还会试图掩盖事实

Like when

比如说

What about when you flipped the Mars Rover

比如说你把火星漫游者玩坏

or lost Koothrappali's dog

弄丢了库萨帕里的狗

or almost drove off with that baby

差点开别人的车带着别人的娃走了

Again it looked like my car and the baby didn't even cry

重申一遍那车跟我的车很像而且那娃没哭

until his mother punched me with her keys.

是后来他妈用钥匙打我才吓哭的

Fine put the Slim Jim in the garbage bag.

行你想把肉条放垃圾袋里就放呗

Well what if you said it without sounding so condescending

你能不能讲话不这么秀优越感

I can try but your plan has the words

我尽量但你的计划里有

"Garbage bag" and "Slim Jim" in it

"垃圾袋"和"肉条"这两个词

Hey what's going on

什么情况

Genius here wants to catch a bird

有一个天才想用一个垃圾袋

with a garbage bag and a Slim Jim.

和一根肉条抓住一只鸟

Should have put it in the bag first.

真应该先放进袋子里

So if you don't mind me asking

希望你别介意我多嘴

do you think you might start dating again

你认为你会开始跟其他人约会吗

It's much too soon for that.

现在说这个还太早吧

Why Do you know someone

怎么了要给我介绍对象吗

No but if things don't work out with me and Leonard

没有啦但如果我和莱纳德闹掰了

I'll give you a call.

我会打给你的

Wait. How much do you talk about Star Trek

等等你会经常大聊特聊《星际迷航》吗

Okay let's get this Victorian party started.

好啦我们维多利亚式派对开始啦

I've done some research

我做了些研究

about some traditional parlor games we can play.

找了几个我们可以玩的会客厅游戏

Like what

比如什么

Well there's a fun one called Ball of Wool.

有一个有趣的游戏叫"羊毛球"

You take a ball of wool

你拿一个羊毛球

and you put it right in the center of the table.

放在桌子的正中间

Then people sit on opposite sides of the table

然后让桌子两端的人

and try to blow the wool off.

来回吹毛球

Sorry. She's taken too.

抱歉她也有男友了

You know what I think your problem is

你知道我觉得你问题在哪吗

You're jealous

你嫉妒

because you and I used to be best friends

因为你曾经是我最好的朋友

until Koothrappali came along.

现在库萨帕里插进来了

And you found somebody you could push around

于是你终于找到可以任你摆布的人了

Stay out of this. Okay.

-你别掺合 -好的

You know maybe I'm best friends with Raj

也许拉杰之所以能成为我最好的朋友

because he doesn't think he's smarter than me.

是因为他不会觉得自己比我聪明

Actually... I said stay out of it

-其实... -我说你别掺合

N No. No Raj go ahead say what you were gonna say.

别别拉杰你说你刚刚想说什么

All I'm gonna say is

我只想说

you guys need to stop this right now.

你们别再吵了

It It's bad enough that my parents are fighting

我父母闹矛盾已经够糟了

now I have to hear the two of you

现在还要听你俩吵架

And who cares who's smarter

谁在乎谁更聪明啊

If it's Leonard or me or...

谁管是莱纳德还是我还是...

you know it's Christmas let's say it's Howard.

算了大过节的霍华德最聪明吧

Well if you're so smart you get the bird out.

既然你那么聪明你把鸟赶出去啊

No you're the one who let him in.

不是你放进来的

How do you know it wasn't Leonard

你怎么知道不是莱纳德

Come on.

得了吧

What about that sweater

那件毛衣怎么样

No it's not good enough.

不行不够好

It has to be perfect.

必须要完美

I think the nicest gifts I've got from Howie

我觉得华仔送我最棒的礼物是一份

show how well he knows me.

体现了他有多了解我的礼物

Let's see what do I know about Amy

我想想我了解艾米什么

She loves medieval literature Chaucer's her favorite.

她热爱中世纪文学最欣赏乔叟

被公认为中世纪最伟大的英国诗人

杰弗雷·乔叟英国文学之父

And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies.

在看法国老电影时她的眼睛会变星星眼

I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance

我爱看她会随着听到的竖琴声舞动手指

as if she's playing along.

仿佛一同弹奏

Wow you really do love her.

你真的很爱她

I do.

是呀

Now let's find the kind of gift

我们赶紧来找

that makes her feel small and worthless.

让她无地自容又自惭形秽的礼物吧

You won

你赢啦

Certainly doesn't feel like it does it

一点胜利的喜悦都没有对吧

You know my wife used to throw theme parties like this all the time.

我老婆以前总喜欢办这种主题派对

Oh I guess that's where Raj gets it from.

拉杰大概就是从那学的吧

Well he and his mother

他小时候

spent a lot of time together when he was young.

总是和他妈妈待在一起

I was always working.

我一直在忙工作

Hey you know Raj is dating a doctor who works a lot.

拉杰现在交往的医生也是经常忙工作

Him and his mom have a type.

他和他妈都喜欢这型的

You g... Y You got to laugh at that right

你...不觉得好笑吗

No All right.

不好笑好吧

All right let me see if I've got this straight.

好吧你听我理解得对不对

A picture of you on my lap

用一张你坐在我腿上的照片

is a way to punish your girlfriend

来惩罚你女友

for making you celebrate Christmas

逼你过圣诞节

Correct.

正确

Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough.

圣诞老人觉得有你这种男友已经够受罪了

There's an argument for that.

这话不无道理

But I want to make sure.

但我得确保她一定受到惩罚

Smile.

微笑

Ho ho ho

呵呵呵

Okay. On the count of three

好的数到三

I'll shoot the fire extinguisher and get him airborne.

我会用灭火器把它喷下来

Howard you wave the blanket and guide him towards the exit.

霍华德你挥毯子把它逼向出口

Raj you hold open the curtain so he can fly out.

拉杰你把门帘掀开让它可以飞出去

Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something

你确定我这样的傻蛋可以应付

as complicated as a blanket

毯子这么复杂的东西吗

Do you want the fire extinguisher

你想负责灭火器吗

Yeah I do. Great.

-想我想 -好

Here you go.

给你

Okay.

好

One two three.

一二三

Uh you have to take the pin out.

你得先把安全针拔出来

You miss the blanket now don't you

现在怀念毯子了吧

On three.

数到三

One two three.

一二三

What did you do

你干了什么

It was an accident.

这是意外

Oh my God. Oh my God.

天啊我的天啊

Relax it wasn't your fault.

别紧张不是你的错

Uh maybe it's just stunned.

它可能只是吓呆了

Dude I it's not breathing.

兄弟呼吸都没了

Oh no. I killed it.

不是吧我杀了它

Oh not again.

别又来啊

What do you mean not again

你说"又"是什么意思

When I was ten

在我十岁那年

I was playing in my backyard and...

我在后院玩然后...

sat on a blue jay.

坐到了一只冠蓝鸦上

I mean I tried to bring it back to life with electricity

我想用电击把它救活

but it just...

但它...

caught on fire.

着火了

The worst part was it smelled delicious.

最糟糕的是闻起来非常美味

Uh guys I found an article here

两位我找到一篇文章

that says you can do CPR on birds.

上面说心肺复苏可适用于鸟类

Great Do it

太好了你做啊

I'm not doing it. You killed him you do it.

我才不去你杀的你负责

I'll do it. No.

-我来 -不行

I need to do it.

得让我来

This is on me.

这是我的责任

Okay.

好

"Mouth over beak and light chest compressions."

"以嘴覆盖于喙轻轻胸部挤压"

Don't blow too hard.

别吹得太狠了

If you pop him I will vomit.

你把它吹炸了我会吐的

Anything

有发现吗

I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim.

我尝到好浓的肉条味

Wait wait his wing moved

等等它的翅膀动了

Oh he blinked his eyes He's alive

它眨眼睛了它活过来了

It's a Christmas miracle

这真是圣诞节奇迹啊

I might argue a Hanukkah miracle but I'll take it.

对我来说是光明节奇迹不过圣诞节也不错

犹太人过的是光明节

Come on little guy let's get you outside. Get the curtain.

来吧小家伙我们放你出去把帘子拉开

Someone should really close that loading door.

有人真应该去关上外门

Well that's that.

事情只能这样了

The room's compromised.

这个房间已经被污染了

They'll have to change all the filters

所有的滤网都得换掉

probably shut it down for weeks.

可能得关闭好几周呢

You were right. Go ahead call Building Services.

你说得对打电话给管理处吧

Tell them it was my fault. No we're both to blame.

-就说是我的错 -不我俩都有错

You know let me take the heat on this one.

这次就让我承担吧

Yeah just leave me out of it.

好吧别扯到我头上就行

You know if they come here and see crap everywhere

如果他们进来看到满地便便

they're just gonna blame the Indian guy.

肯定马上怪在印度人头上

Hey. I'm sorry we're still here.

抱歉我们还在实验室

Is everything okay

你那里还好吧

It's kind of boring.

有点无聊

Although it did get exciting for a minute

虽然艾米误吸进一个羊毛球时

when Amy inhaled a wool ball.

我稍微开心了一分钟

How much longer do you think you'll be

你们还要多久才能来啊

I don't know.

我不知道

There's still a bird in here.

又进来了一只鸟

We are gonna get in a ton of trouble.

我们这下麻烦大了

Honey it's Christmas Eve.

亲爱的今天是圣诞节前夜

Who even knows you're in there

谁会知道你们在那里

No our names are on the sign in sheet.

我们在签到表上签名

So erase them and walk out.

那就把名字擦掉走人呗

I can't do that.

我可不能这么做

Can't do what

不能做什么

She says take our names off the sign in sheet and leave.

她叫我们把名字擦掉直接走人

We can't do that. Yeah.

-我们可不能这么做 -对啊

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

叮叮当叮叮当铃儿响叮当

Oh what fun it is to ride

我们滑雪多快乐

in a one horse open sleigh hey

我们坐在雪橇上

Amy that pudding was delicious.

艾米这果干布丁真好吃

If you like raisins.

如果你喜欢葡萄干的话

Thank you. And it's figs.

多谢我放的是无花果干

Oh in that case it was pretty good.

如果是这样那就变得"超美味"呢

You feeling okay You hardly touched your goose.

你还好吧你都没怎么吃鹅肉

It smelled too much like blue jay.

闻起来太像冠蓝鸦了

Can I help you clean up

我帮你收拾吧

Oh you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me

你用海姆力克法帮我咳出了羊毛球

you're good.

就不麻烦你了

Uh what do you say we exchange gifts

我们开始交换礼物吧

Oh Sheldon we didn't bring any.

谢尔顿我们没带礼物啊

I thought you hate giving gifts.

我以为你讨厌交换礼物呢

Yeah I do.

我是讨厌

Which is why I got Amy this.

所以我才给艾米带了这个

You got me something

你给我带了礼物吗

Oh not just something no.

不不止是礼物

It's from the heart it's holiday themed

我这是用心挑选的节日主题的

and I swallowed the gift receipt so you cannot return it.

收据被我吃了所以你也没法退了

Look at you on Santa's lap.

看看你坐在圣诞老人腿上的样子

That's so sweet.

真是太可爱了

Of course it is. It's the perfect gift.

那当然这礼物可完美呢

H How are you feeling right now

你现在有什么感想

Guilty Sad

是否有罪恶感悲哀感

Wishing you were Jewish

宁愿自己是不过圣诞的犹太人吗

No I love it.

不我非常喜欢

Oh really

真的吗

Well how about now

那这个怎么样呢

Happy holidays to my dear Amy.

我亲爱的艾米节日快乐

I hope you treasure this

我希望你能珍惜这份礼物

as much as I treasure you.

像我珍惜你那样

And you got me nothing.

但是你都没为我准备礼物

Christmas is ruined.

圣诞节被你毁了

Let's never speak of it again.

我们再也不要提这件事了

Well this was fun.

哇这还真好玩

Actually

其实呢

I did get you something.

我为你准备了一份礼物

But what about our agreement

我们不是有协议吗

Well you got me something. Here.

可你也送了我礼物啊给你

饼干吗

They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.

是你外婆的圣诞饼干哦

I called and got the recipe.

我给她打电话要了配方

They're perfect.

这些饼干太好吃了

It tastes like her hugs.

和她的拥抱一样美好

Merry Christmas Sheldon.

圣诞快乐谢尔顿

I can't believe this.

我真不敢相信

You're happy I'm happy.

你开心我也开心

Well maybe a holiday that's all about giving isn't so...

也许一个强调馈赠的节日并不是那么...

Get your hand out of that box

拿开你的脏爪

Okay.

好了

The next game is called Hot Boiled Beans.

下一个游戏叫做寻找热豆豆

Of course it is.

我猜也是

One person is sent out of the room

选一个人离开房间

while the others hide a small item.

其他人留在里面藏起一个小玩意

Then they invite the first person back by saying

然后对外面的人说

"Hot boiled beans and bacon for supper

"晚餐已煮好热豆加培根

hurry up before it gets cold."

快快进屋里趁热找到它"

If you people think this is better than Tom Hanks giving

如果你们觉得这比汤姆·汉克斯感恩节好玩

you're all crazy.

我也是醉了

内容	操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片