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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory...
《生活大爆炸》前情提要
There's
no
point
in
dwelling
on
it.
我也不需要纠结这事
As
the
Vulcans
say
借用一句瓦肯人的俗语
"Kup
fun
tor
ha'kiv
na'ish
du
stau."
"人已杀 你无力还命"[瓦肯语]
Do
you
know
what
that
means
No.
-你懂他的意思吗 -不懂
Are
you
telling
the
truth
你说的是实话吗
Nersh.
非也[瓦肯语]
This
is
ridiculous
being
upset
about
Amy
all
the
time
这一切都太荒唐了 总是为艾米的事伤心
isn't
accomplishing
anything.
不能解决任何问题
If
I
want
to
resolve
this
situation
如果我想解决这件事
then
I
need
to
take
action.
我就要行动起来
What
are
you
gonna
do
你要干什么
I'm
going
to
find
her
and
ask
her
to
marry
me.
我要去找她 向她求婚
And
if
she
says
yes
如果她答应了
we
can
put
this
behind
us
and
resume
our
relationship.
我们就把这事彻底忘掉 重新开始
And
if
she
says
no...
如果她不肯答应
well
then
she
can
just
ponfo
miran.
那她就可以去自尽了[瓦肯语]
He
didn't
mean
that.
他不是真心的
事到如今
I
think
it's
so
adorable
you're
making
Sheldon
breakfast.
你帮谢尔顿做早饭真是太有爱了
Well
he's
having
a
rough
time.
他现在很难过嘛
Amy
broke
his
heart
艾米伤了他的心
the
DVR
cut
off
the
last
minute
of
Doctor
Who...
录《神秘博士》时录少了最后一分钟
that
crow
followed
him
home.
回家时还被乌鸦跟踪
Aren't
you
worried
you're
making
French
toast
on
oatmeal
day
你不怕在燕麦粥日做法式吐司会出事吗
Ah
well
what's
this
A
pot
of
oatmeal
你看这是啥 不就是一锅燕麦粥吗
Or
thanks
to
you
what
I
will
now
call
"Gloatmeal."
或者应该谢谢你 改称它为"我真牛逼粥"
Oh
I
don't
want
credit
for
that.
我可不想跟它沾边
Oh
Dr.
And
Mrs.
Hofstadter
霍夫斯塔德博士贤伉俪
lovely
to
see
you
this
fine
morning.
在这美好的早晨很高兴见到两位
You're
in
a
good
mood.
你心情很好啊
Yeah
I
am
indeed.
的确是的
I
have
decided
我已经决定了
instead
of
wallowing
in
sadness
about
Amy
与其为艾米的事伤神伤心
it
is
time
that
I
find
myself
a
new
female
companion.
不如抓紧时间为自己找个新女伴
Oh.
Good
for
you.
那挺好啊
What
brought
this
on
这想法怎么来的
I
realized
something
when
Amy
was
in
my
life
我意识到了 当艾米在我身边时
I
was
hyper
focused
on
my
work
and
ignored
her.
我过度专注于工作而忽略了她
And
you
don't
want
to
make
the
same
mistake
with
the
next
woman.
你不想对下一个女人重蹈覆辙
No
I
need
a
new
woman
in
my
life
to
ignore
不 所以我需要一个新女人来被我忽略
so
I
can
hyper
focus
on
my
work
again.
好让我再次过度专注于工作
Hey
I
made
French
toast
sticks.
我做了法式吐司棒
On
oatmeal
day
燕麦粥日做这个吗
Ah
I
also
made
oatmeal.
我也做了燕麦粥哦
Ooh
that's
a
lot
of
carbohydrates
for
a
man
on
the
prowl.
对于要猎艳的男人来说 太容易长胖了
You
know
what
You
eat
it
you're
married
还是你吃吧 你结婚了
it
doesn't
matter
what
you
look
like.
长成啥样都无所谓了
Don't
take
advice
from
a
man
who
threw
his
shoe
at
a
crow.
千万别听一个用鞋子扔乌鸦的人的建议
生
活
大
爆
炸
第九季 第八集
Thank
you
for
coming
by
gentlemen.
谢谢你们抽空来 先生们
No
problem.
小意思
So
what's
up
怎么了
Well
it
was
the
two
of
you
who
found
Amy
Farrah
Fowler
for
me.
是你们两位为我找到艾米·菲拉·福勒
Now
that
I'm
looking
for
my
next
girlfriend
现在我在寻觅我下一任女朋友
it
seemed
only
logical
所以我觉得
that
I
employ
your
services
once
again.
只有再度请你们出手才合理
Y
You
sure
you're
up
for
that
She
did
hurt
you.
她伤了你的心 你真的能再战了吗
Oh
no
it's
all
right.
没事的 不算什么
I
think
of
my
time
with
Amy
as
a
stick
of
Fruit
Stripe
gum
我跟艾米在一起的时光就像水果口香糖
sweet
and
enjoyable
at
first
一开始甜蜜好滋味
but
ultimately
a
flavorless
lump
of
sadness.
但最后也只是一团无味的悲哀
You're
not
wrong
about
Fruit
Stripe.
用水果口香糖来形容也没错
I
I
was
always
a
Hubba
Bubba
man.
Mm.
但我向来都比较喜欢胶带泡泡糖
Hubba
Bubba
over
Dubble
Bubble
You're
crazy.
喜欢胶带泡泡糖多过波波泡泡糖吗 你疯啦
Hey
the
jaw
wants
what
it
wants.
我下巴喜欢嚼哪种就哪种
Gentlemen
两位
Oh
right
uh
girlfriend.
抱歉 是来说女朋友
But
what
are
you
looking
for
你想找怎么样的呢
All
I'm
looking
for
is
an
educated
intelligent
woman
我想找一个受过良好教育 非常聪明的女人
who
shares
my
interests
跟我有相同的兴趣爱好
while
retaining
her
own
unique
point
of
view.
但同时又有自己的想法与见解
She
should
be
kind
patient
为人和蔼有耐心
and
most
important
而且最重要的是
unable
to
imagine
life
without
me
by
10
00
tonight.
在今晚十点前就爱我爱到无法自拔
Isn't
that
a
little
unreasonable
这要求是不是有点不合理
All
right
fine
she
doesn't
need
her
own
point
of
view.
好吧 她不需要有自己的想法与见解
Now
chop
chop.
赶紧开工吧
Come
on
Amy
show
us
the
dress.
艾米 快点 让我们看看那裙子
Okay.
来啦
But
I'm
really
stepping
outside
of
my
comfort
zone
here.
但这真的是超出了我的舒适区
I
don't
think
any
of
your
comfort
zones
are
showing.
你的"舒适区"一点都没有露出来啊
Yeah
it's
your
third
date
都第三次约会了
maybe
you
could
go
more
sexy.
要不打扮性感点试试
Well
some
people
think
the
sexiest
organ
is
the
brain.
有些人觉得最性感的器官是脑子呢
No
one
ever
bought
me
drinks
at
a
bar
但我去酒吧的时候
because
my
brain
just
popped
out
of
my
shirt.
从来没有人因为我露"脑"而请我喝酒啊
Do
you
have
any
heels
higher
than
this
你们有没有高一点的高根鞋
He's
pretty
tall.
他个子还挺高
Ooh
tall
高个子
Finally
some
details
about
this
mystery
man.
终于透露了点这位神秘男士的细枝末节了
Yeah
come
on
tell
us
more.
继续 再跟我们说说
Well
I
told
you
his
name
and
that
he's
tall.
我跟你们说过了他的名字 还有他很高
What
more
do
you
need
你们还需要知道什么啊
Did
you
kiss
him
yet
你们接吻没
Just
a
little
peck
on
the
lips.
就嘴唇上吻了一下
Well
we're
your
best
friends
give
us
one
more
detail
我们可是好闺蜜 再说一个细节吧
and
we
promise
we'll
leave
you
alone.
说完保证不再烦你
Fine.
Um...
好吧
he's
British.
他是英国人
All
right
that
is
a
juicy
one.
好啦 这点的确是很让人兴奋
All
right
where
is
Tall
British
Dave
taking
you
英国高个子戴夫今晚要带你上哪呢
Tea
and
basketball
喝茶加打篮球吗
To
that
new
Italian
place
on
Walnut.
去那家新开的意大利餐厅
Oh
nice.
挺好啊
I'm
gonna
go
look
for
other
shoes.
我再去找找别双鞋
Good
luck.
加油找吧
I
threw
out
all
my
tall
ones
when
I
married
Leonard.
嫁给莱纳德时 我把高的高跟鞋全扔了
Hey
you
want
to
swing
by
that
place
tonight
你今晚想路过他们的约会地
and
get
a
look
at
this
guy
看看那男人的庐山真面目吗
We
don't
even
know
what
time
they're
gonna
be
there.
我们都不知道他们约了几点
I'll
just
call
the
restaurant
我可以打给那个餐厅
pretend
I'm
Amy
and
check
the
reservation.
假装我是艾米 再确认一下预定时间
Damn
you're
sneaky.
靠 你真贼
Yeah
but
I'm
little
so
it's
adorable.
但我人小 做啥都萌萌哒
I
think
the
quickest
way
to
find
you
a
new
girlfriend
我觉得帮你找女朋友最快的方法
is
just
to
get
you
on
every
dating
Web
site
out
there.
就是帮你注册市面上所有的相亲网站
Are
you
sure
你确定这有用吗
I've
heard
that
on
those
sites
often
when
you
think
我听说在这种网站上 常常会有
you're
corresponding
with
someone
你以为自己跟妞儿聊上天了
it's
actually
a
computer
program
结果只是电脑AI
pretending
to
be
a
real
person.
假装是真人在回你
And
you're
afraid
it'll
do
a
better
job
than
you
你担心电脑AI比你这人形AI会聊天吗
Excuse
me.
不好意思
No
one
does
a
better
job
pretending
to
be
a
person
than
I
do.
假装是人类这件事上 我是打遍天下无敌手
Siri
comes
close
but
I
know
more
jokes.
Siri跟我不相上下 但我知道的笑话比它多
If
you
don't
want
to
use
dating
websites
如果你不想用相亲网站
what
do
you
suggest
那你有什么好建议
Off
the
top
of
my
head
随便一想吗
Uh
prospective
women
weed
themselves
out
众多有前瞻性的女性们
in
a
battle
of
wits
until
only
one
champion
remains
靠智斗战胜其他人 最后夺冠的那一个人
she
shows
up
at
my
door
flush
with
the
thrill
of
victory
带着胜利的激动 出现在我家门外
and
then
sits
quietly
by
my
side
她会在我看《夜魔侠》时
while
I
watch
Daredevil.
默默坐到本皇身边
You
seriously
think
women
would
fight
for
you
你真的认为女人会为你而战吗
People
compete
for
jobs
and
trophies
why
not
me
人们会为了工作和奖杯而战 为啥不会为我
He's
right
he
knows
a
lot
of
jokes.
他说得对 他的确知道很多笑话
Yeah
no
but
it
is
basic
human
nature.
对 不 但这的确是人的本性
If
we
present
him
as
a
prize
maybe
they
would.
如果把他像奖品般呈现 或许真有女人会抢
Well
he's
smart
他很聪明
he's
a
respected
scientist...
又是个受人尊敬的科学家
And
I
have
the
soulful
eyes
of
a
cow.
而且我有一双深情似水的明眸
I
don't
know
if
I'd
say
you...
我可不会说你的眼...
I
have
an
idea.
我有个主意
What
if
we
put
a
post
on
Craigslist
that
says
不如我们在分类广告网上发个帖子 就写
"World
class
Caltech
physicist
seeking
girlfriend.
"加州理工学院世界级物理学家征女友一名
If
interested
如果有兴趣
solve
the
following
puzzles
for
a
chance
to
meet
him."
请解出如下谜题 赢取见面机会"
Oh
we'll
make
the
puzzles
extremely
challenging
我们要把题出得极有挑战性
to
eliminate
unworthy
candidates.
才能筛掉不合格的候选人
Oh
we
could
set
it
up
like
a
scavenger
hunt
我们可以设置得像一个寻宝游戏
where
the
last
puzzle
gives
the
winner
Sheldon's
contact
information.
解开最后一道题才能得到谢尔顿的联系方式
Well
this
is
actually
an
interesting
social
experiment.
这真是个有趣的社会实验
I'm
a
little
jealous
of
the
people
who
get
to
do
it.
我有点嫉妒可以参与解谜的人了
Me
too.
我也是
And
we've
seen
the
prize.
而且我们已经见过这"大奖"了
I
don't
understand
why
we're
leaving
so
early
for
the
movie.
我不懂看电影为啥要这么早出门
Oh
I
forgot
to
tell
you
we're
gonna
meet
up
with
Bernadette
我忘了告诉你了 我们要跟伯纳黛特碰面
to
spy
on
Amy
and
her
date.
一起监视艾米和她的男伴
What
什么
I
don't
want
to
do
that.
我不想做这事情
What
and
you
think
I
want
to
see
干嘛 你真以为我会想看
a
documentary
about
aluminum
can
recycling
一部关于铝罐回收的纪录片吗
This
is
the
movie
Big
Soda
doesn't
want
you
to
see.
这可是软饮料行业不想大众去看的电影
No
it's
the
movie
your
wife
doesn't
want
you
to
see.
错 是你老婆不想让你去看
So
you're
actually
okay
with
invading
your
friend's
privacy
你觉得侵犯你朋友的隐私没问题吗
You're
not
curious
who
she's
out
with
你不好奇她跟谁约会吗
Not
really.
不太
But
you're
curious
about
aluminum
cans.
但你却对铝罐有兴趣
You're
a
weird
little
guy.
你真是奇怪的小男人
That's
it.
The
Sheldon
Cooper
Girlfriend
Challenge
好了 谢尔顿·库珀女友挑战赛
is
officially
alive.
正式上线了
Congratulations.
This
is
exciting.
-恭喜 -太令人激动了
Right
now
somewhere
现在在某处
a
woman
is
dividing
the
atomic
weight
有一个女人正用
of
the
best
noble
gas
by
the
number
of
colors
沿用至今最古老的国旗上的颜色数量
in
the
oldest
national
flag
still
in
use...
除以惰性最强的气体的原子量
W
then
using
that
number
as
the
average
speed
然后用得出的数作为平均速度
to
calculate
the
travel
time
from
Mordor
to
the
Shire.
计算出从魔多到夏尔郡所需的时间
皆为《魔戒》中的地点
And...
还有
taking
her
first
step
towards
a
lifetime
向美好的一生迈出第一步
of
laughter
love
and
best
of
all
rules.
等着她的将是笑声爱意 以及规矩
I
I
hope
we
didn't
make
the
puzzles
too
hard.
希望我们没有把题出得太难
Well...if
she
can
solve
them
如果她可以解开
it'll
prove
she's
intelligent
那将证明她非常聪明
tenacious
and...
so
socially
awkward
固执顽强 而且不善社交
she
has
nothing
better
to
do
on
a
Saturday
night.
因为周六晚上居然没有更好的事可做
Golly
she
sounds
too
good
to
be
true.
天啊 感觉美好得让人难以置信
This
is
fun.
I
haven't
dated
much
since
my
divorce.
这样挺好的 我离婚之后没怎么跟人约过会
Well
I'm
having
a
good
time
too.
我也玩得很开心
If
you
don't
mind
me
asking
希望你不介意我这么问
why
did
you
and
your
wife
split
up
你和你妻子为什么离婚
Oh
you
know
how
it
is
we
wanted
different
things.
你也知道的 我们的追求不一样
I
wanted
children
我想要孩子
and
she
wanted
a
pastry
chef
named
Jean
Philippe.
她想要一个叫让·菲利普的糕点师
Oh
I'm...
I'm
so
sorry.
我深感同情
No
it's
it's
fine.
It's
why
I
left
England.
没事的 我就是因此而离开英国
It
reminded
me
too
much
of
her.
那里有太多事物会让我想起她
Cold
gloomy
冷冷的 闷闷的
and
easily
accessed
by
a
Frenchman
through
a
tunnel.
随便让法国佬从"隧道"进入
英国和法国之间有一条海底铁路隧道
Hey.
So
where
are
they
他们在哪里
Across
the
street
in
the
left
window.
对面街的左边窗口
Oh
damn
it
we
should
have
brought
binoculars.
靠 我们应该带望远镜来的
Right
here.
早有准备
We
just
happen
to
have
those
in
the
car
车里碰巧就有吗
Kinda.
Before
I
met
Howie
算是吧 我在认识霍华德之前
I
liked
to
keep
close
tabs
on
my
boyfriends.
我喜欢密切关注我的男友们
By
stalking
them
跟踪他们吗
No.
Stalkers
are
creepy.
不 跟踪狂多变态
I'm
just
a
harmless
little
girl
我只是个人畜无害的小女孩
with
military
grade
spy
equipment.
有点军事级别的间谍设备而已
Oh
there
he
is.
看见他了
He's
cute
right
他长得还行 对吧
Yeah
对
Can
I
see
我能看一下吗
What
now
you're
interested
You
didn't
even
want
to
come.
现在你感兴趣了吗 之前都不愿意来
I
know
我知道
but
you
guys
make
being
a
crappy
friend
look
fun.
但你们让做一个损友变得好有意思
Fine.
好吧
Yeah
okay
I
see
him.
好了 我看见他了
It
looks
like
they're
having
a
nice
time.
看起来他们聊得挺开心的
I
wish
I
could
hear
what
they're
saying.
真希望能听见他们在说什么
Yeah
I
should've
brought
my
parabolic
microphone.
对呀 真该把我的抛物面传声器带来
Your
what
你的什么
Nothing.
Not
important.
没什么 不重要
So
you've
never
been
married
所以你从来没结过婚
No.
I
mean
to
be
completely
honest
I've...
没有 但老实说 我...
I've
only
been
in
one
long
term
relationship.
我只谈过一场长期的恋爱
Oh.
What
happened
with
that
出了什么状况
That's
a
good
question.
这个问题问得非常好
After
five
years
五年之后
it
was
just
feeling
like
more
work
than
it
should
be.
这段感情变得太累太沉重了
Oh
that's
too
bad.
那可太不幸了
Was
he
a
neurobiologist
like
you
他也是神经生物学家吗
No.
He's
a
theoretical
physicist
at
Caltech.
不 他是加州理工的理论物理学家
I
love
teaching
math
but
that
would
be
my
dream
job.
我虽喜欢教数学 可那才是我梦寐以求的工作
What's
his
focus
他的研究方向是什么
Um...
used
to
be
string
theory
now
it's
dark
matter.
之前是弦理论 现在换成了暗物质
But...
let's
not
discuss
Sheldon.
不过...我们还是不要谈谢尔顿了
Let's
get
back
to
you.
还是来谈谈你吧
Wait
you're
not
talking
about
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper
等等 你说的该不会是谢尔顿·库珀博士吧
I'm
trying
not
to.
我正努力不提呢
Do
you
know
him
你认识他吗
No
but
I've
followed
his
work
for
years.
不认识 但我关注他的研究很多年了
He's
a
rock
star.
他可是学界巨星啊
You've
got
to
tell
me
about
him.
你一定得给我好好说说他
What's
he
like
他是个什么样的人啊
He
really
seems
into
her.
他看起来相当喜欢她呢
I
took
a
video.
我拍了一段影片
I
forgot
how
much
fun
this
is.
我都忘了这事有多好玩
Okay
we
saw
them.
好了 我们看见他们了
Can
we
go
catch
the
movie
我们可以去看电影了吗
Why'd
you
bring
him
你为什么要带他来
I
had
to
we're
married
now.
没办法啊 我俩被一纸婚书捆绑了
Ugh
I
hear
that.
老娘感同身受啊
I'm
sorry
just
one
more
question
about
Sheldon.
抱歉 让我再问最后一个关于谢尔顿的问题
Sure
why
not
好吧 问吧
It's
more
of
a
four
part
question
really.
其实这个问题分为四个小题
When
he
wrote
his
paper
on
supersingular
prime
numbers
他撰写超奇异质数的论文时
how
long
did
it
take
花了多长时间
Um...
about
an
hour
and
half.
大概一个半小时吧
I
mean
wow
哇 我的亲娘呀
And
you
were
there
to
see
it
你亲眼目睹了吗
Yes.
Yep.
We
were
on
a
date.
是的 我们当时正在外面约会
Very
much
like
this
one.
跟现在情况差不多
I
doubt
it
was
like
this
one.
我对此深表怀疑
I
mean
he's
a
genius
他可是个大天才
and
I
wasn't
even
smart
enough
to
figure
out
而我的智商低到无法想通
why
my
wife
always
smelled
of
croissants.
为什么我老婆闻起来总是一股牛角面包味
What
was
the
rest
of
your
question
你剩下的问题是什么
Do
you
think
you
could
introduce
me
to
him
你可以把我介绍给他吗
Really
你说真的吗
You
you
want
me
to
introduce
you
to
my
ex
boyfriend
你想让我介绍我的前男友给你认识吗
You're
right
it's
it's
weird.
你说得对 这太诡异了
No
wait.
Do
it.
不 等等 就这么做吧
No.
I
changed
my
mind.
不 我改变主意了
I'd
be
too
nervous.
我一定会紧张死的
Oh
I
don't
know
what
to
do.
我不知该如何是好了
Are
we
gonna
be
much
longer
我们还要待多久
I
really
have
to
go
to
the
bathroom.
我要上厕所了
Right
here.
早有准备
37
minutes
left
until
the
deadline.
离最后期限还差37分钟
Someone
will
show.
会有人出现的
And
no
matter
what
happens
不管最后结果如何
this
is
still
a
fun
experiment.
这都将是一个好玩的实验
Not
as
fun
as
the
night
we
blew
up
grapes
in
the
microwave.
肯定比不上那晚用微波炉爆葡萄好玩
We
really
have
led
full
lives.
我们的确活得很精彩啊
Someone
will
show.
会有人会出现的
Maybe
you
don't
want
someone
exactly
like
you.
也许你不想要和你完全一样的人
You
know
what
they
say
opposites
attract.
你知道大家都说 异性相吸
Well
by
that
logic
照这个逻辑来说
I
should
be
with
someone
short
dull
and
needy
eh
那我是该找个又矮又无聊又黏人的那种吗
Not
to
cast
aspersions
我不是故意要吐槽
but
I
can't
shake
a
stick
around
here
without
hitting
that.
不过我在这儿一挥手 就能打中几个这样的人呢
You
know
I
once
drove
500
miles
我曾经驾车500英里
to
hear
him
speak
at
Stanford.
只为了聆听他在斯坦福演讲
I
have
a
DVD
of
that
lecture.
我有那堂课的DVD
Really
Wasn't
it
great
真的吗 是不是特别棒
Not
as
a
Valentine's
present
no.
作为情人节的礼物 一点都不棒
Well
the
next
time
you
watch
it
下次你再看那张碟时
I'm
the
bloke
who
asked
the
question
我就是那个提问题被他评为
that
he
said
was
stupid
and
obvious.
又蠢又傻的那个小子
It
was
the
nicest
thing
he
said
to
anyone
there.
那是他对在场人士说的最友善的话了
That's
um
terrific.
那还真是厉害
Listen
I'm
I'm
kind
of
tired.
Can
we
call
it
a
night
我有点累了 今晚先这样好吗
Oh
gosh.
Sorry
I've
just
spent
the
whole
night
哎呀 对不起 我一整晚都在
talking
about
your
ex
boyfriend.
谈论你的前男友
I'm
such
an
idiot.
我真是个大傻瓜
No
you're
not.
不 你不是
Well
maybe
not
an
idiot
but
certainly
not
as
smart
as...
也许还不算是傻瓜 但肯定不如
someone
we
won't
mention.
那个不能提的人聪明
Thank
you.
谢谢
But
you
said
you
might
introduce
me
to
him
但你说了你也许会把我介绍给他
I'm
free
on
Thursday.
我周四有空哦
Hey
hey
they're
leaving.
他们要起身离开了
What
Here
give
me
give
me.
什么 给我 给我
Oh
my
God.
Oh
my
God
they're
coming
right
towards
us.
天啊 天啊 他们正向我们走来
We
got
to
get
out
of
here.
我们得赶紧离开
Okay.
Well
wait
what
about
Leonard
好的 等等 莱纳德怎么办
He
and
his
tiny
bladder
can
take
the
bus
他和他的小膀胱可以去搭巴士
Oh
no
不是吧
She
just
hit
my
car
她把我的车给撞了
What
are
you
guys
doing
here
你们怎么在这里
Oh
Hey
Ames
What
are
you
doing
here
好啊 艾米 你怎么在这呢
What
happened
怎么回事
Omg
老天爷
Aren't
you
Leonard
Hofstadter
您不是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吧
Yeah.
是
I
saw
you
speak
at
Stanford
with
Sheldon
Cooper
我看过你在斯坦福跟谢尔顿一起演讲
Amy
can
you
believe
it
艾米 你相信吗
It's
Dr.
Leonard
Hofstadter
这居然是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士
No.
Pinch
me.
不相信 快把我从梦中捏醒
It's
an
absolute
pleasure
to
meet
you.
Can
I
shake
your
hand
见到你真是太高兴了 能握个手吗
I
don't
know
if
you
want
to
do
that
I
was
just...
不知道你愿不愿意 我才刚刚
Okay
never
mind.
好吧 当我没说
Amy
I'm
never
washing
this
hand
again.
艾米 我这辈子再也不洗这只手了
You
really
should.
你应该好好洗
60
seconds.
60秒
This
is
not
looking
good.
这可不妙
One
minute
is
a
long
time.
一分钟足够长了
I've
been
telling
women
that
for
20
years.
这句话我跟女人说了二十年
45.
45秒
45
seconds
is
plenty
of
time
for
a
woman
45秒足够一个女人
to
walk
through
that
door
and
fall
in
love
with
me.
走进那扇门 然后爱上我了
You
know
probably
half
that
if
I
break
out
the
old
cow
eyes.
要是用上我这双星星眼 时间还要减半呢
What
if
it's
Jennifer
Lawrence
万一是詹妮弗·劳伦斯呢
What
什么
Oh
that
last
Hunger
Games
was
not
my
cup
of
tea.
上一部《饥饿游戏》可不是我的菜
You
thought
she
was
great
in
X
Men.
你不是说她在《X战警》里演得特别好吗
Oh
fine
I
won't
shut
my
heart
to
the
love
of
Jennifer
Lawrence.
好吧 我不会拒绝詹妮弗·劳伦斯的
Guys
15
seconds.
各位 15秒了
Maybe
she's
waiting
to
show
up
at
the
last
possible
moment.
也许她是等着最后一刻出场呢
Sounds
like
a
drama
queen.
听起来好爱演的事儿精女生
Oh
no.
It
is
Jennifer
Lawrence.
不 还真是詹妮弗·劳伦斯啊
5
Five...
4
four...
3
three...
2
two...
1
one.
That's
too
bad.
太糟了
Maybe
we
did
make
the
test
too
difficult.
可能我们把题出得太难了
I
don't
think
it
matters.
Look
Sheldon
我觉得这不重要 听着 谢尔顿
I
believe
when
the
time
is
right
for
you
to
meet
someone
我相信命里有时终须有
it'll
just
happen.
Okay
命里无时莫强求 好吗
Not
because
of
a
test
or
a
Web
site
不能因为一场测试或某个网站
but
because...
而是因为...
We
are
the
dreamers
of
dreams
我们是梦想中的梦想者
It's
an
actual
girl
and
she's
really
pretty.
真是个姑娘 还很漂亮
Answer
it
快开门啊
All
right.
好的
Can
I
help
you
有什么需要帮忙的吗
Um
a
are
you
the
physicist
that
placed
the
ad
on
Craigslist
你是分类广告网站上登广告的物理学家吗
Yes.
是的
Hi.
I'm
Vanessa
Bennett.
你好 我叫温妮沙·班尼特
Sorry
it
took
a
while
for
me
to
get
here.
抱歉这么久才来
I
was
stuck
in
this
boring
symposium
我在听无聊的原子光谱学讲座
on
atomic
spectroscopy
when
I
came
across
your
ad
想走又走不了 直到看到了你的广告
and
it
saved
my
night.
真是拯救了我这无聊的一夜
The
puzzles
were...
were
really
fun.
那些题非常有趣
I've
never
had
to
translate
Klingon
我还从来没有把克林贡语
into
ancient
Sanskrit
before.
翻译成古梵文呢
Well...
careful
hmm
it's
addictive.
小心 很容易上瘾的
Chija''e'vlKub
je.
[克林贡语]
Or
as
they
say
in
Sanskrit...
或者用梵文说是
Ahm
asman
matey
bee
ta
teyva.
[梵文]
And
just
like
that
you're
a
Klingon
Sanskrit
junkie.
你看吧 你中了克林贡语译梵文的毒
Anyway
I
I
just...
I
knew
I
had
to
meet
the
person
总之我觉得必须见见这位
responsible
for
such
a
brilliant
idea.
想出如此绝妙点子的人
And
I
don't
need
to
tell
you
there
aren't
a
lot
of
men
毕竟不用我说你也知道 这世上很少有
who
love
physics
archaic
languages
and
flags
of
the
world.
同样热爱物理学 古代语言和旗帜的人
I
am
a
bit
of
a
unicorn.
我也算凤毛麟角的人物了
Well
you
certainly
seem
like
a
special
lady
你确实是一位特别的姑娘
uh
but
as
you
know
you
missed
the
deadline
但你也知道 你错过最后期限了
so
thanks
for
playing.
所以谢谢参与
How
could
you
send
her
away
你怎么能就这么赶她走了
She
was
late.
她来晚了
And...she
found
atomic
spectroscopy
boring.
而且她居然说原子光谱学无聊
Well
I
wouldn't
coitus
her
with
your
genitals.
用你们的生殖器我也不想和她交配
Uh
thanks
for
driving
me
home.
谢谢你送我回家
No
problem.
不用客气
I'm
really
sorry
about
your
car.
很抱歉你的车被撞坏了
Oh
it's
all
right.
没关系的
If
you're
free
next
weekend
I'd
love
to
take
you
out
again.
如果你下周末有空 我很愿意再约你出来
Um...
listen
you're
a
really
nice
guy
听着 你是个好人
but
I
just...
I
don't
think
this
is
working
out.
但我觉得我们不适合
Oh.
Okay.
好吧
I'm...I'm
really
sorry.
非常抱歉
No
it's...
at
least
the
same
woman
没事 至少我是被
that
rejected
Sheldon
Cooper
rejected
me.
拒绝过谢尔顿·库珀的女人给拒绝了
There
you
go.
那好吧
If
I
ever
do
meet
him
we'll
have
that
in
common.
等我见到他了 这就是我们的共同点
Sure.
Heh.
当然了
And...
he's
kissed
you
and
I've
kissed
you
而且他亲过你 我也亲过你
so
if
you
think
about
it...
如果仔细一想...
Okay
get
out.
行了 滚吧
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