生活大爆炸-S10E10_生活大爆炸

S01

If we're going to be staying in this apartment

如果我们要继续住在这里

would you be interested in doing a little redecorating

你有没有兴趣把这里重新装修一下呢

Oh actually I would.

其实呢我还真愿意

Great what'd you have in mind

太好了你有什么想法吗

Let's take every single thing from the other apartment

把对面公寓的每一件东西都搬过来

and put it in here.

然后放在这里面

Well how about we start a little smaller

我们从小处开始着手如何

Like moving the furniture around.

比如换下家具位置

You know I have always thought

其实我一直认为

that this couch would look fantastic

这张沙发如果放在

on the curb in front of the building.

公寓口垃圾堆一定棒呆了

Look we can't just throw away Penny's stuff

我们不能就这样把佩妮的东西扔掉

but we can ask if she wants any of it back.

但我们可以问她想不想把什么东西拿过去

You know I wonder how she feels about all this artwork.

我想知道她会不会想要回这些挂画

Well I'm sure she misses this one.

我确定她会很想念这张画

I mean it's the greatest gift I've ever given anybody.

这可是我此生送给别人最棒的礼物了

It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.

这画的确捕捉到了你与佩妮友情的美好

It may have appreciated in value.

而且这画可能还涨价了呢

The artist killed himself shortly after painting that.

画完这画之后那个画家就自杀了呢

Yeah it seems only right that she have it back.

这画不让她拿回去太说不过去了

I can't wait to see the look on her face

我都等不及看到她

when I give it to her again.

再度收到这画时的表情了

Look it's the same smile she has in the painting.

你看跟画上一模一样的笑容呢

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

By aBU 201611

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第十集

Yeah there's hooks in the closet

衣柜里有挂钩

I can hang it right now.

我现在就能帮你挂起来

Oh no no Th those hooks are gone.

不用了那些挂钩都不在了

What happened to them

怎么就不在了

Uh we ran out of candy on Halloween

万圣节家里没糖果了

I was just giving everything away.

我就把各种东西拿来送了

Hey guys what are you...

你们俩怎么来...

Oh that's here cool.

送这玩意儿来了棒

Amy wants me to have it.

艾米想要我留着

Well it would be selfish of me to keep it.

如果我自己留着那就太自私了

B But it's a picture of you.

但这画里有你

And you.

也有你

But you commissioned it.

但是你请人画的

To give to you.

画来送你

But you like it so much.

但你这么爱它

So do you.

你也爱它啊

I seem to be losing.

我节节败退啊

Yes you do.

没错的确是

You know Leonard the more I think about it

莱纳德我仔细想想之后想到

there are a number of mutually owned items in this apartment

这公寓里有好多我们共同拥有的东西啊

that you and I should go through.

我们应该来过一遍所有权

Uh for example...

比如说

who gets our beloved sword Longclaw

这把我们珍爱的《冰与火之歌》长爪宝剑

Why don't you keep it

要不你拿去吧

That seems fair we did just give you the painting.

这挺合理毕竟我们刚把画让给你们了

Yeah I don't need anything around that I can stab myself with.

家里不用留任何能让我切腹自尽的物品

Wonderful Longclaw is mine.

太好了长爪剑是我的啦

And how about you keep our...

那要不你留下我们的...

avocado plant

牛油果盆栽

Sounds right a limited edition collectible

很合理啊一把价值几百美元的

worth hundreds of dollars

限量版收藏品

and a thing that grew out of a thing we fished from the trash.

换从垃圾堆里捡来的破烂长出的所得物

Although Amy and I did just move in together

不过... 我跟艾米刚搬入新窝

and a plant is a lovely housewarming gift.

一盆植物是很好的新居礼物呢

Fine take the plant.

行你把植物也拿走吧

Oh we got a sword and a plant

我们有剑又有植物

our apartment's really shaping up.

咱们的小窝渐渐成型啦

Stuart you didn't have to get us a baby gift.

斯图尔特你不用送我们怀孕礼物啦

Just homemade coupons for things you might need help with

就只是一些自制的兑换劵上面有一些

before the baby gets here.

宝宝生下来前你可能需要帮忙的事

Going to the grocery store driving you to the doctor.

帮忙去超市买菜开车载你去看医生

If you're not in a hurry I can dig you a koi pond.

如果不着急我可以帮忙你挖个锦鲤池

A foot massage

还有脚底按摩吗

And that's not me being creepy that's for either of you.

这不是我在耍变态你们俩谁用都行

This is very nice Stuart thank you.

你人真好谢谢你斯图尔特

How come this one's on the back of an eviction notice

为什么兑换劵是写在一张驱逐令的后面

Oh yeah. Uh now that you mention it...

是啊既然你刚好提到这事情...

can I live here

我能住在这里吗

Stuart we'd love to help you out

斯图尔特我们很乐意帮忙你

but this a bad time we're about to have a baby.

但现在真的不合适我们马上要有孩子了

Or is that why this is a great time

但也正因为如此所以是好时候啊

Think about it when that baby comes

你们想想孩子生下来以后

you're gonna need all the help you can get.

你们会非常需要人手帮忙

Thank you

谢谢

but I'm not really sure.

但还是别了吧...

Hang on maybe it's not the worst idea.

等等或许这主意也不是那么糟

I mean he did do a good job taking care of my mother.

毕竟他当时照顾我妈的时候也做得很好啊

That woman didn't get heat rash once

打从由我负责撒爽身粉

with me on powder patrol.

她再也没长过疹子

I guess you could stay for a few days

那要不先让你住几天

and we'll see how it goes.

我们看看再说吧

Thank you.

谢谢

And it's only temporary

只是暂时借住而已

just till I get back on my feet.

待我站稳脚跟东山再起

or the baby goes off to college

或是宝宝要去上大学了

whichever happens first.

看哪件事先发生吧

When would you move in

你什么时候搬进来

Well uh my car broke down in your driveway

我的车在你们车道抛锚了

so I'm gonna say now.

大概是现在搬进来吧

But I am ready to be helpful.

但我已经准备帮忙了

In fact...

其实

I'm gonna go vacuum.

我现在就去吸地板

Actually I just did that this morning.

我今早才吸过一遍

Okay.

好吧

Then I'll dust.

那我去扫灰

I did that too.

我也做完了

Then I'll check the batteries in the smoke detectors.

那我去检查烟雾侦测器里的电池

Howard just did that.

霍华德刚检查完

Yeah let him do it.

没事让他做吧

Remember when we got this at Comic Con

还记得我们从漫展买到这个吗

Oh yeah.

当然

The Mr. Spock cuckoo clock.

斯波克报时钟

Live long and prosper. Live long and prosper.

生生不息繁荣昌盛生生不息繁荣昌盛

Live long and prosper.

生生不息繁荣昌盛

Live long and prosper.

生生不息繁荣昌盛

It's one of a kind.

世界上仅此一座

So if it breaks there'd be none of it

所以如果坏了世界上就没了吗

Well Leonard

莱纳德

you know who should keep this

这个该归谁呢

On the one hand I love Mr. Spock more than you do.

一方面我比你更爱斯波克先生

On the other hand I care more about clocks than you do.

另一方面我比你更喜欢钟表

So you think you should keep it

所以你觉得这个该归你吗

I'll be right across the hall.

我就住在对面

You'll probably be able to hear it.

你没准还能听到它报时呢

Keep the clock Sheldon.

你拿走吧谢尔顿

Thank you.

谢谢你

Thank you. Thank you

-是谢谢你 -谢他干嘛

Oh now...

现在

what about our 3 D chess set

这三维象棋该归谁

Let me guess you want it.

我猜猜你想要

Well no

没有啦

I just didn't think you'd want a physical reminder

我只是觉得你不会想有东西时刻提醒你

of a game you never managed to win.

这一款游戏你这辈子都赢不了

As a kindness I should probably take all the games.

出于好心我该把所有游戏都拿走

You know what Sheldon take it.

好呀谢尔顿你拿走吧

In fact you can have everything.

其实你可以把所有东西都拿走

I really don't care.

我真的不在乎

Are you sure

你确定吗

These items represent our shared times together.

这些东西代表着我们曾经共度的时光

Well now they're yours. Leonard....

-现在都归你了 -莱纳德

Well you know what's gonna happen.

你也知道接下来会怎么样

He's just gonna come up with some reason

他会编个理由来说明

why everything should be his.

为什么一切都该归他

For a man so good at predicting my moves

你既然这么会预测我的举动

how come you stink at 3 D chess

三维象棋怎么就下得这么烂呢

Sheldon you're you're being a little selfish.

谢尔顿你这样有点自私吧

Why don't you let Leonard keep a few things

你干嘛不让莱纳德挑几样东西留下来

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing

我不善于分享又不是我的错

I skipped kindergarten.

谁让我没上过幼儿园呢

You know what

知道吗

There is one thing I would like.

有一样东西我的确想留下来

Yeah take whatever you want.

好啊想要什么随便拿

I would like to keep...

我想要留下...

the official flag of our apartment.

我们公寓的官方旗帜

But you don't even like flags.

可你压根不喜欢旗帜啊

Yeah I like this one.

我独爱这一面

But I designed it.

但这是我设计的

But you made me order it because you were "Too well known"

但是我订购回来的因为你在旗帜圈里"太有名"

in the flag community and they'd jack up the price.

所以人们知道是你就肯定会提价

But you don't even understand its symbolism.

但你根本不懂这旗帜的象征意义

Oh I do.

我懂啊

The the field of blue represents you being miserable

蓝色的部分代表着你现在痛苦不堪

and the lion sticking its tongue out means

吐舌头的狮子意味着

I'm happy about it.

我喜见乐闻

Come along Amy.

走吧艾米

I know when I'm not wanted.

别人想我滚时我能感觉到

I don't think you do but all right.

我不认为你真知道但好吧

Stuart you cooked

斯图尔特你做饭了吗

How did you know it wasn't me

你怎么知道不是我做的饭

There's only three people in this house

家里虽然只有三个人

and you'd still be my fifth guess.

我猜肚子的宝宝和拉杰都不会猜你

That's Raj.

拉杰来了

You guys relax

你们坐

I'll get it.

我去开门

Have some bread while it's still warm.

面包快趁热吃点

It's like we have a butler.

感觉就像我们有个管家

If I had a Batsuit I'd be Bruce Wayne.

如果我有变蝙蝠衣那我就是公子哥蝙蝠侠啦

You have a Batsuit.

你有蝙蝠衣啊

It's pajamas there's no cape.

那是睡衣没有斗篷

Hey Raj.

拉杰

Hey Stuart. What are you doing here

斯图尔特你在这里干什么

Oh I'm living here again.

我又住在这里啦

Do uh Howard and Bernadette know

霍华德和伯纳黛特知道这事吗

Or is it like a possum in the walls kind of thing

还是像负鼠那样住在墙壁里在夹缝中生存

No I needed a place to stay

不我需要个地方住

and with the baby coming

而且宝宝快出生了

I figured they could use some extra help.

我觉得他们需要多个人手来帮忙

Okay cool.

行吧

Anyway come on in dinner's ready.

进来吧晚餐做好了

Oh but I bought Chinese takeout.

可我买了中餐外卖

Oh okay.

好吧

Well if Bernadette wants her ankles to swell up even more

如果伯纳黛特希望她的脚踝更水肿

she can have that.

她可以吃你买的啊

Is the Wi Fi working for you

你那无线网能用吗

Uh hang on.

稍等

I don't think so I'm clicking on

不能用我点击了

"One weird trick for a flat belly "

"让小腹变平坦的小怪招"

but I'm still seeing

可我还停留在

"Celebrities who look like their pets."

"长得像自家宠物的名人们"的页面

Oh I knew it

我知道了

Sheldon changed the password.

谢尔顿改了无线密码

Are you sure

真的假的

Well the new network name is

现在的无线网名称是

"Ha ha ha now I've got you " so...

"哈哈栽我手里了吧" 所以...

It's either Sheldon or Gargamel from The Smurfs.

不是谢尔顿就是蓝精灵的格格巫

What a jerk.

混蛋

You're good at revenge how do we get him back

你擅长报复我们该怎么治治他

Well my go to move is usually

我的必杀技通常是

sleep with the person's boyfriend

睡那人的男朋友

but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

但我有点觉得自己已经这样做了

Sheldon I know what you did

谢尔顿我知道你干了什么

now change the password back.

快把密码改回来

Well powder me in sugar and call me a donut

天下竟有这种奇事

if it isn't Leonard Hofstadter.

莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德大驾光临

Sheldon I'm warning you

谢尔顿我警告你

I can play this game too.

你玩的小把戏的我也会玩

If it's like your 3 D chess game

如果你玩小把戏和玩三维象棋的水准一样

then you're out of your length width and depth.

那你可是在三个维度上都不自量力

Amy get the Neosporin

艾米拿药膏来

somebody just got burned.

有人被损得体无完肤啦

All right I tried.

好吧我尽力了

"All right I tried."

"好吧我尽力了"

That should be the title of your autobiography.

你应该用这句当你自传的书名

Ooh a second degree burn.

有人被损得皮焦肉烂啦

I've got the Neosporin.

我把药膏拿来了

Who got hurt

是谁受伤了

It's a good thing you're cute.

还好你的可爱可以弥补智商

So I was reading how it's a good idea for new parents

我之前读到准父母最好报班学习

to take an infant CPR class.

婴儿心肺复苏术

Yeah we've been meaning to do that.

是啊我们一直打算去

Oh I know a CPR instructor who'll come to the house.

我认识一个可以上门授课的心肺复苏指导员

That'd be great. I'll give him a call.

-那就太好了 -那我给他打个电话

We met when I was sleeping on the beach

我在沙滩上睡觉时遇见他

and he thought I was dead.

他当时以为我死了

Thank you again for cooking.

再次谢谢你做晚饭

It's getting tough for me to be on my feet all day.

现在站一整天对我来说越来越辛苦了

You just kick back and relax

你尽管好好休息放松

I've got it all under control.

一切都包在我身上

Although it was already under control.

本来就有人承包这一切事宜了

I'm sorry you mumbled something

不好意思你嘟囔的啥我没听清

It's just that they've had plenty of help.

我只是说他们本来也有人帮忙

Well you know what they say

俗语说得好

it takes a village.

"举全村之力养好一个娃"

Well they already had a village.

他们早有全村人用不着你

I noticed the village couldn't find time to put the crib together.

我怎么没见全村人抽空把婴儿床装好呢

Yeah well maybe the village was too busy checking out

没准全村人都忙着为新生儿调查

the local Montessori school for the new arrival.

本地蒙特梭利早教中心的口碑好不好

You mean the one with the empty beer bottles in the sandbox

你是说儿童沙坑里有空啤酒瓶的那家吗

We'll pass thank you.

我们不去劳您费心了

Do something Batman.

想想办法啊蝙蝠侠

What do you think you're doing

你这是在干什么

Separating my delicates.

内衣裤要分开来洗啊

This is the level you're stooping to.

你竟堕落到如此地步

No.

不

This is the level I am stooping to.

这才是我要堕落到的地步

I believe that is flag to crotch four checkmate.

公寓旗移至股间4格将军

Easy peasy ooh so breezy.

轻松舒爽胯下惠风和畅

Hey what's up

有何贵干

I'm here to put the crib together.

我是来装婴儿床的

Ooh sorry I already did it.

不好意思我已经装好了

Oh I don't know if you realize this

我觉得你可能没意识到这点

but I bought that crib.

但那婴儿床是我买的

Oh yeah I read about that on WhoGivesACrap.Com

我在"谁特么鸟你网"上看到了

Why are you being like this

你为什么要对我百般刁难

Because I love Howard and Bernadette

因为我关爱霍华德和伯纳黛特

and if I want to keep mooching off them I need to be helpful.

如果我想死赖着不走我得帮得上忙

Hey this pregnancy had an emotionally needy

在你来之前这个孕期早就被我

third wheel way before you came along.

这个情感空虚的电灯泡承包了

Why can't there be four wheels

谁规定电灯泡只能有一个

Is this what you do when I'm not here

我不在的时候你就是这么争宠的吗

make really good points

你个说话句句在理的狐媚子

Look Look just come in and help me build a baby swing.

好吧进来帮我给宝宝搭个秋千吧

Thank you.

谢谢

If you're hungry you can eat your takeout

你如果饿了可以吃你昨晚买的外卖

nobody touched it.

没人稀罕吃

I think I'm gonna go for a run.

我想去跑步

You want to come

你想一起来吗

No last time that old lady in the park kept screaming

不去上次公园里那个老太太一直大喊

"Watch out he's right behind you."

"妹子小心那变态马上要追上你了"

Hello

您好

Hey how you doing

你们好啊

Uh can I help you

您有什么事吗

I don't think so but you're sweet for asking.

我没什么事不过谢谢你好心询问

What What are you doing in our apartment

你在我们公寓里做什么

Oh I rented a room from your neighbor the tall guy...

你们邻居租了间房给我瘦得像电线杆

dressed like a little boy.

穿着像未成年小宅男那个

Unbelievable.

难以置信

Okay uh I don't know what he told you

好吧我不知道他是怎么跟您说的

but you can't stay here.

但您不能住在这

So there are fresh linens on the bed and...

床单已经都换成新的了

Well now I see you've met Theodore.

看来你们已经见过西奥多了

Theodore these are your new roommates

西奥多这两个是你的新室友

Leonard and Penny.

莱纳德和佩妮

They're very honest

他们为人忠厚

but I would not leave cash lying around.

但我建议你把现金都收好

Sheldon what do you think you're doing

谢尔顿你这是在做些什么

My room is paid up until the end of the month

这个月的房租我已经付过了

so I can do with it whatever I please

所以我想怎么样就怎么样

which includes renting it out for a dollar a night.

包括以一块钱一晚的价格租出去

It's like the '40s again.

房价一夜回到解放前

Anyway I'll leave you be.

好了我不打扰你们了

I have to...

我还得去

He's expecting a newspaper in the morning.

他希望早上能有报纸看

Apparently they still make them.

原来这年头还有人在印报纸呢

All right Sheldon this is over the line.

谢尔顿你这么做太过份了

That's true

没错

but had I done something under the line

但如果我不这么过份

there wouldn't be a man in your kitchen

你们厨房里就不会出现一个

who can't produce a single form of ID.

身上什么身份证明都没有的陌生人了

Oh oh I have a receipt from a blood bank.

我有张卖血的收据

I'm O negative.

我是O型阴性血

And now you know as much about him as I do.

现在你们对他的了解我和一样多了

Oh hey Bernadette

伯纳黛特

the swing comes with two different mobiles.

这个秋千送了两种转动玩具

The giraffes are pretty cute what do you think

这些长颈鹿挺可爱的你觉得呢

Great go with the giraffes.

挺好就用长颈鹿吧

Although...

然而...

the high contrast of zebra stripes

斑马身上对比鲜明的条纹

might provide better stimulus for a developing baby.

可能能更好地刺激宝宝发育

Yeah you're probably right go with the zebras.

说得有道理还是选斑马吧

Good choice boss.

太有眼光了大佬

跪舔菊花的时候鼻子沾到...

棕色鼻子意为马屁精

At least my nose is naturally brown.

至少我的鼻子不是因为拍马屁才变棕色的

Hey could you please go to the market for me

你能替我去趟超市吗

Get Stuart or Raj to do it.

让斯图尔特或拉杰去嘛

Howie they've been doing everything for you.

华仔他俩替你代劳了所有事

Mm I know.

我知道

It's really making me lose respect for both of them.

让我越来越看不起这两个家伙了

Please just go to the store.

你就去一趟嘛

Fine.

好吧

Who wants to drive me to the store

有人要载我去买东西不

Me I'll do it

-我去 -我去

Take Raj.

让拉杰去

Stuart is supposed to paint my toenails.

斯图尔特要帮我涂脚指甲油

What do you think

你怎么看

Should we go to a hotel

我们应该去住酒店吗

And just leave him here alone

把他单独留在家里吗

Okay I'll go to a hotel.

也对那我自己住酒店

Text me in the morning if you're still alive.

如果明早你还没死记得短信通知我

Uh Theodore

西奥多

how long are you planning to stay exactly

你打算在这里住多久

Oh thanks to the coins I found in your couch

多亏了我在你家沙发里找到的硬币

a day longer than I thought.

比我想象中又多了一天

This is ridiculous.

实在是太不像话了

I like the painting.

我好喜欢这幅画

Is that your mom

另一个人是你妈吗

Sheldon get out here

谢尔顿给我出来

Will you keep it down

你小声点好不好

What kind of vengeful bed and breakfast

你当我这儿开得是

do you think I'm running

吵吵嚷嚷的黑旅店吗

We lived together 13 years.

我们一起生活了13年

How can you be so awful to me

你怎么能对我如此狠心

I'm being awful

我狠心吗

You're the one who went out of your way to hurt me.

你才是在我心上用力开一枪的人

Because you were being selfish.

那是因为你太自私了

Dividing our belongings is difficult.

和你分财产可是件难事呢

Why I said I didn't care

有什么难的我什么都不想要

Excuse me.

打扰一下

It's none of my business but it sounds like a lot

虽然不关我的事不过听起来

of this anger is coming from love.

你们的怒气都是由爱而生的

Yeah thanks but nobody asked you.

我谢谢你全家没人要你说话

Well I'm just gonna keep on talking.

不管怎样我还是要说下去

Seems like with Sheldon moving out

看起来谢尔顿的搬走

you're in a new phase of your lives

让你的生活进入了一个新的阶段

and it's easier to fight than to face the feelings

所以你们选择了简单的大吵大闹

that you have for one another.

来掩饰你们对彼此的真感情

I think he might be right.

我觉得他说得有道理

Also who is that

另外这位高人是谁啊

I have to admit

我必须承认

leaving you to move in with Amy

与你分开和艾米同居

has been harder than I thought it would be.

比我想象中要难得多

Well for me too.

对我也一样

It's not the same with you gone.

你走了一切都不同了

If you're looking for a new guy to live with...

如果你想找个新室友...

No We're good. Thank you.

-没门 -不用了谢谢

So no one's gonna tell me Okay.

没人打算回答我吗好吧

Leonard I would like us to

莱纳德我希望能停止

stop fighting about our possessions.

这场财产争夺之战

Well I'd like that too.

举双手同意

In fact I want you to keep the apartment flag

我希望你能保留我们的公寓旗

and I'm not just saying that

我这么说并不仅仅是

because it touched your genitals.

因为你用生殖器磨蹭过它

You promise

你说真的吗

I do.

我保证

And to show you that there are no hard feelings

为了表示我内心真的没有芥蒂

I am willing to rub my genitals on it as well.

我还愿意用我的生殖器磨蹭那旗子

Well...

哎哟喂

if we're rubbing genitals on things that's where I shine.

说到用鸟磨蹭东西这可是我的强项

Little lower to the left.

左边往下点

A little more.

再往下点

Is it good

好了吗

No still hideous.

没用还是丑得犯罪

Well I'm sure at some point

我相信不久的将来

we won't even notice it's there.

我们就会完全忽略它的存在了

Yeah you'd think that

你想得挺美

but after a while it starts showing up in your dreams.

但不久它就会出现在你的噩梦里

I think it brings the room together.

我觉得它让整个房间熠熠生辉

Hey tomorrow who wants to paint the nursery

明天谁愿意粉刷婴儿室

I'll do it.

我做

Why do you get to do it

凭什么让你做啊

I'm the artist.

我可是个艺术家

Just because you're starving

你吃不饱饭

doesn't make you an artist.

不等于你就是个艺术家

Just because I look sickly doesn't mean I'm starving.

我一脸菜色也不等于我吃不饱饭啊

Howard

霍华德

Guys you heard her go see what she wants.

两位听到没快去看看她要干嘛

I think I'm in labor.

我好像快生了

Oh oh okay.

哎呀哎呀

Okay uh uh uh I can do this.

好的那个那个包在我身上

We have a plan.

我们早有准备

Somebody please tell me the plan.

谁来告诉我需要准备什么

I'll get the hospital bag. I'll pull the van up.

-我去拿待产包 -我去发动车

Meet you outside in 2 minutes.

2分钟后门外集合

Team Baby go

宝宝特工队行动

I love you.

我真的好爱你

I love you too.

我也好爱你

Are we hugging or having a baby

你俩是要抱个没完还是要生孩子

Let's go

快走

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