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If
Bruce
Banner's
driving
a
rental
car
如果布鲁斯·班纳在开租来的车时
and
turns
into
the
Hulk
do
you
think
he's
covered
变身成了绿巨人浩克 车坏了保险赔吗
or
does
he
need
to
add
the
Hulk
as
an
additional
driver
还是租车时他得先加上浩克为附加驾驶才行
You
really
need
a
girlfriend.
你真的该交个女朋友了
Mailman's
here
邮差来啦
Aw.
Remember
when
he
used
to
get
at
excited
to
see
us
还记得他当年看到我们也这个兴奋劲儿吗
Do
you
have
any
mail
for
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper
有给谢尔顿·库珀博士的信吗
I
do
but
I
can't
hand
it
right
to
you
有 不过我不能直接给你
I
have
to
put
it
in
the
box.
我必需得先放进邮箱里
And
that
is
what
separates
the
U.S.
Postal
Service
这一点就能看出正经的美国邮政服务
from
those
hippies
at
FedEx.
与快递公司不正经的快递员的差别
Oh
goody
太好啦
What
is
so
exciting
什么东西让你这么兴奋
It's
a
letter
from
Dr.
Wolcott.
是沃尔科特博士寄来的信
We've
been
corresponding
about
my
string
theory
research.
我们一直有通信讨论我的弦理论研究
Wait.
Robert
Wolcott
Like
Wolcott's
Theorem
Wolcott
罗伯特·沃尔科特 沃尔科特定理的那个人吗
The
very
same.
就是他
Didn't
he
go
crazy
and
cut
off
all
contact
with
people
他不是发疯然后跟所有人断绝联络了吗
Yeah
he
was
driven
mad
by
a
friend
对啊 他是因为他的朋友
who
kept
wanting
to
talk
about
the
Hulk's
car
insurance
整天想聊浩克的汽车保险给逼疯的
Oh.
He's
invited
me
to
his
cabin
for
the
weekend
他邀请我这周末去他的木屋
to
discuss
a
breakthrough
he's
had.
聊聊他最近的新突破
His
cabin
Yes.
He
lives
off
the
grid
-他的什么木屋 -他隐居世外
up
in
the
mountains.
住在山里
So
you're
gonna
go
to
the
middle
of
nowhere
所以你要到渺无人烟的地方
and
spend
the
weekend
with
a
crazy
man
you've
never
met
跟一个你素未谋面的疯子度过周末吗
Yes.
Why
对啊 怎么了
No
reason.
Have
fun.
没什么 玩得开心
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第二十集
生
活
Bang
By aBu 20180413
Oh
nice
one.
厉害
Hey
Penny
that's
what
you
sound
like
when
you
read.
佩妮 你读书的时候听起来也是这样
Hey
What
-喂 -干嘛啦
He
said
it.
是他说的
Sheldon
what
are
you
doing
谢尔顿 你在干嘛
I
am
decoding
Dr.
Wolcott's
letter
我在解码沃尔科特博士的信
using
this
book
as
the
key.
这本书是解密的密钥
Aren't
conversations
more
fun
when
they're
in
code
用密语做的交谈是不是比普通的更有趣呢
Yes.
But
I'm
using
a
code
where
"Yes"
means
"No."
对的 但我的"对的"是"不对"的密语
Oh.
I
got
it
我解出来了
He's
given
me
directions
to
his
cabin.
他给了我去他木屋的路线
He
seems
a
little
paranoid.
他有点太神经兮兮了吧
He
is
not
paranoid.
他才没有神经兮兮
What
are
you
doing
Following
his
instructions.
-你在干嘛 -遵从他的指示
Leonard
you
are
not
letting
Sheldon
go
alone
this
weekend.
莱纳德 不许你让谢尔顿这周末独自赴会
I
am
a
grown
man
I
don't
need
somebody
to
chaperone
me.
我是大人了 我不需要谁来当我监护人
I
just
need
him
to
drop
me
off
pick
me
up
我只需要他送我去 结束后接我回来
and
pack
me
a
sack
lunch.
再帮我包一份午餐就行
Don't
look
at
me.
别看我
When
the
music
stopped
you
were
holding
Sheldon.
当音乐结束之时 是你握着他的手
Amy
can't
take
him
it's
her
bachelorette
party
this
weekend.
艾米不能带他去 她的单身女郎派对是这周末
Yes
it
is
是的呢
because
I'm
getting
married
因为老娘要结婚啦
Are
you
gonna
be
doing
that
all
weekend
你这一整个周末都打算这样吗
Yes.
Do
you
know
why
对 你知道为什么吗
Because
you're
getting
married
因为你要结婚啦
All
right
Leonard
好吧 莱纳德
looks
like
you're
driving
me.
看来得你开车送我了
But
maybe
you
could
drop
me
at
the
bottom
of
the
mountain.
但你到时候在山脚下放我下就行了
I
want
him
to
think
I'm
cool.
不想被他看见我要人送 都不酷了
That's
great
everyone's
got
weekend
plans.
太好了 大家周末都有安排
Amy
has
her
bachelorette
party
艾米有单身女郎派对
and
Sheldon's
gonna
go
to
the
woods
and
get
hunted
for
sport.
谢尔顿要到森林里被人当狩猎的猎物
Yeah
as
someone
who
has
to
track
him
every
time
身为每次他在宜家走丢时
he
gets
lost
in
IKEA
负责找到他的专人
I
feel
like
I'd
be
really
good
at
that.
我感觉我也会是狩猎他的一把好手
Leonard
you
cannot
drop
him
off.
莱纳德 你不能放他下车就走
You
have
to
stay
with
him
and
keep
him
safe.
你得跟他待在一起确保他的安全
Howard
you
have
to
go
and
keep
Leonard
safe.
Fine.
-霍华德 你得去确保莱纳德的安全 -好吧
I
get
it
and
you
want
me
to
go
and
keep
Howard
safe.
我懂 你也想要我去确保霍华德的安全
Actually
I...
Uh
just
say
yes
or
he's
gonna
want
-其实我... -你就说是 不然这家伙
to
come
to
the
bachelorette
party.
会要来我们的单身女郎派对
Are
you
sure
you're
gonna
be
okay
this
weekend
你确定这周末你可以吗
Of
course.
当然啦
No
I'm
much
more
concerned
about
you.
其实我更担心的是你
I
know
how
you
gals
behave
when
the
men
are
away.
我知道男人不在时 你们女人都是什么德行
You
do
你知道吗
I've
read
The
Bacchae
by
Euripides.
我读过诗人欧里庇得斯的《酒神的女信徒》
Drinking
wine
riding
panthers...
喝喝小酒 骑骑豹子
Proof
that
girls
have
gone
wild
for
over
2
500
years.
证明了女人野有着超过2500年的历史
Well
I
wish
I
could
say
none
of
that
is
gonna
happen
我也想跟你说不会发生那些事
but
Penny
is
planning
it
and
she
is
the
reason
但是是佩妮在筹办 而她也是我
I
own
those
underwear
with
writing
across
the
butt.
会拥有屁股上有字的内裤的始作俑者
Well
just
be
careful
凡事小心
and
use
protection.
记得使用防护措施
What
do
you
think
is
gonna
happen
你是觉得我们会做什么啊
I
don't
know.
But
it's
going
to
be
sunny
我不知道啊 但周末艳阳高照
and
you
burn
easily.
你又容易晒伤
It'll
be
fine.
我会没事的
I'm
sure
there'll
be
some
drinking
and
some
dancing
我估计会喝点酒 跳点舞
and
then
a
mailman'll
probably
show
up
然后会有个邮差出现
and
take
his
clothes
off...
开始脱掉他的衣服...
Nicholas
is
going
to
take
his
clothes
off
尼古拉斯要来脱衣服吗
No
not
our
mailman.
不是 不是我们的邮差
A
dancer
pretending
to
be
a
mailman.
是扮成邮差的舞者
Impersonating
a
federal
employee
冒充联邦雇员吗
Oh
where's
the
after
party
prison
你们的庆功宴在哪举办 监狱吗
It's
sweet
that
you're
worried
about
me.
你担心我的样子好有爱
Well
of
course
I'm
worried
about
you
我当然担心你啦
I
want
you
to
be
safe.
我希望你平平安安
And
I
want
you
to
be
safe.
我也希望你平平安安
I
will
be.
I'll
have
my
friends
with
me.
我会的 我的朋友们会陪着我
If
anything
should
go
wrong
I
can
use
them
as
human
shields.
如果出了什么事 我可以拿他们当人肉盾牌
For
most
of
human
history
在人类历史中的大多数时候
time
was
believed
to
be
an
objective
part
of
reality.
时间都被认为是现实客观存在的一部分
But
with
the
contributions
of
Immanuel
Kant
但根据伊曼努尔康德的理论
science
and
philosophy...
科学与哲学...
When
I
said
you
should
make
a
playlist
for
the
road
trip
当我叫你搞个旅途歌单
I
meant
music.
我是说让你找点音乐
This
is
better
than
music
这比音乐更好
this
is
a
lecture
on
nonlinear
time.
这是关于非线性时间的讲座呢
Sounds
like
it's
just
on
regular
time.
听起来只是正常的时间而已
Yes.
But
I
put
it
on
shuffle.
没错 但我调成了随机播放
This
is
nice.
真好呀
The
four
of
us
haven't
taken
a
trip
like
this
我们四个人上次这样一起出行
since
Leonard's
bachelor
party.
还是莱纳德的单身派对
And
now
here
we
are
for
Sheldon's.
现在到了谢尔顿的单身派对
Yeah
uh
Leonard...
没错 那个 莱纳德
As
Sheldon's
best
man
I
need
to
inform
you
作为谢尔顿的伴郎 我要通知你们
that
this
is
not
a
bachelor
party.
这不是一个单身派对
And
tell
them
why.
告诉他们原因
Because
you're
a
tiresome
scold.
所以你这人碎碎念抱怨不停
No.
It's
because
a
bachelor
party
才怪 因为单身派对
is
typically
a
hedonistic
blowout
是一场只追求肉体欢愉的
where
no
pleasures
of
the
flesh
are
denied.
享乐派对
I'm
not
interested
in
that.
我对此毫无兴趣
How
is
that
not
exactly
what
I
said
这和我刚才说的有什么区别
Okay
now
好了
I
promised
Sheldon
things
weren't
gonna
get
too
crazy
tonight.
我向谢尔顿保证过今晚不会太疯狂
Should
I
be
worried
我应该担心吗
Oh
just
about
who
you're
marrying.
你只需担心你要嫁的那个人
Just
come
on.
快来吧
Welcome
to
your...
欢迎来到你的...
bachelorette
party
单身派对
It's
a
quilting
bee
大家缝聚会
My
bachelorette
party's
a
quilting
bee
我的单身派对是大家缝聚会
Isn't
it
perfect
是不是很完美
Yeah
instead
of
oiled
up
strippers
and
sex
toys
没错 抛开那些油光光的脱衣舞男和性玩具
we
thought
what
does
Amy
like
我们认真地思考 艾米到底喜欢什么
Amy
likes
the
quilting
bee
艾米最爱大家缝聚会了
Well
this
place
is
creepy.
这地方太诡异了
Why
为什么
Well
did
you
see
his
vegetable
garden
你没看到他的菜园吗
Heirloom
tomatoes
in
April.
在四月种纯种番茄
Creepy.
太诡异了
Okay
listen.
好了听着
Dr.
Wolcott
is
a
brilliant
topologist.
沃尔科特博士是顶尖的拓扑学家
We
need
to
set
some
ground
rules
so
that
you
don't
embarrass
me.
我们得制定一些基本规则 免得你们丢脸
No
magic.
No
whining.
不许变魔术 不许发牢骚
You
just
no.
还有你 什么都不许
Uh
how
come
he
gets
to
whine
他怎么就能抱怨呢
Dr.
Wolcott
沃尔科特博士
Dr.
Wolcott
Dr.
Wolcott
沃尔科特博士 沃尔科特博士
That's
a
lot
of
locks.
这是开了好多道锁呀
Mm.
That
was
a
lot
of
knocks
they
were
made
for
each
other.
他也敲了好多次门 这俩是绝配
Dr.
Wolcott.
Dr.
Cooper.
-沃尔科特博士 -库柏博士
Uh
who
are
these
people
这些人是谁呀
Oh
these
are
my
friends.
I
wrote
about
them
in
my
letter.
他们是我的朋友 我在信里介绍过
Oh
letter
I
didn't
get
a
letter.
信 我没收到过信呀
Well
that's
because
I
just
sent
it
this
morning
you
know
我今早才把信寄出来
So
score
one
for
linear
time.
看来是线性时间赢了
Well
um
I
don't
normally
allow
strangers
into
my
house.
我一般不允许陌生人进我的房子
But
when
you
do
you
you
let
them
out
right
但如果进来了 你也会放他们离开吧
Dr.
Cooper
if
you
can
promise
me
库柏博士 如果你能保证
these
men
share
your
intellect
and
academic
rigor
这些人像你一样聪明又严谨
yeah
I
suppose
they
can
join
us.
那我可以让他们加入
You
guys
might
need
to
wait
in
the
car.
你们可能得在车上等我了
Well
let
me
show
you
around.
我来给你们介绍一下
This
is
the
chair
where
I
do
most
of
my
thinking
这是我思考大部分事情的椅子
my
thinking
about
work.
用来思考工作上的事
Now
my
thinking
about
people
who
have
wronged
me
思考那些待我不好的人时
I
do
over
there.
我用那把椅子
I've
always
said
that
I
should
get
a
grudge
chair.
我一直说我需要一把用来怨恨的椅子
Leonard
have
I
not
always
said
that
Mm
you
have
-莱纳德 我是不是一直说呀 -你说了
but
you
were
worried
you'd
spend
too
much
time
in
it.
Yeah.
-但你担心自己花太多时间在上面了 -对
That
was
a
real
concern.
这是真的
Oh
my
God
this
tomato
is
amazing
我的天 这个番茄太好吃了
I
can
eat
it
like
an
apple.
我可以就像啃苹果一样吃掉它
My
secret
is
I
fertilize
it
with
my
own
manure.
我的秘密就是用自己的粪便施肥
The
look
on
your
face.
这表情千金不换
It's
a
sort
of
grin.
You
want
to
know
what
kind
这微笑的弧度 想知道跟哪个部位的像吗
So
Dr.
Wolcott
沃尔科特博士
in
your
letter
you
said
you
had
a
new
mathematical
approach
你信中提到 你有一种最新的数学理论
that
would
help
me
conceptualize
the
dimensions
in
string
theory
可以帮助我将弦理论中的维度概念化
Uh
yes
yes
yes
yes.
But
before
we
get
started
没错没错 但我们开始前
I
am
going
to
need
to
collect
everybody's
phone.
我需要先把每个人的手机没收了
Oh.
Why
为什么
Because
they're
little
listening
devices
aren't
they
因为他们可都是小型窃听器呢
Yes
for
people
to
spy
on
you
and
steal
your
work.
可以被想盗取你成果的人利用
Yeah
what
happened
to
the
good
old
days
回想一下过去的好日子
where
if
someone
wanted
to
steal
your
work
如果想盗取你的心血
they
had
to
hire
a
prostitute
to
seduce
you
还得请个妓女来勾引你
Who
told
you
about
that
谁告诉你这件事的
Just
making
a
joke.
我只是开个玩笑
Yeah
it's
not
funny
when
it
happens.
真的发生的时候就没那么好笑了
All
right
now
好了
you're
probably
going
to
want
to
start
with
this
notebook
here.
你可以先从这个笔记本开始
Oh.
Oh
my.
Here
we
are.
-我的天 -开始吧
no
offense
Dr.
Wolcott
but
I'm
not
sure
this
makes
any
sense.
无意冒犯 沃尔科特博士 这内容无意义啊
That's
because
I've
written
it
all
backwards.
因为我都是倒着写的
You...
Wow.
你 哦哇
That's
"Wow"
backwards.
我这是倒着说的"哇哦"
Hmm.
You
know...
那个...
I
still
don't
get
it.
Well
plus
the
numbers
are
letters
-我还是看不懂 -对了 里面的数字其实是字母
and
the
letters
are
numbers.
Oh.
字母其实是数字
I
love
him.
我爱死他了
Are
you
having
fun
你开心不
Yeah.
开心
I
just
uh
finished
sewing
this
top
to
bottom.
我已经从上边缝到了下边
Now
I'm
gonna
sew
it
side
to
side.
现在我要从左边缝到右边
Pace
yourself.
慢慢来
Some
more
tea
喝茶不
Oh
lovely.
太好了
Seriously
What
the
hell
你们怎么了 这都是啥玩意呀
Huh
What
-怎么了 -怎么回事
This
is
my
bachelorette
party
tea
and
quilts
这是我的单身派对 喝茶和缝被子吗
Well
you
said
you
didn't
want
anything
crazy.
你自己说不要太疯狂的
Yes
but
I
said
it
like
"I
don't
want
anything
crazy."
没错 可我说的方式是 "我不想太疯狂了"
Which
clearly
means
I
wanted
something
crazy.
意思就是我要疯 我要狂
I
mean
is
this
how
boring
you
think
I
am
难道你们眼中的我就是这么无趣吗
Penny
she
asked
you
a
question.
佩妮 她在问你问题呢
Of
course
not.
当然不是了
So
you
thought
that
I
would
like
quilting
所以你们觉得我喜欢缝被子吗
Well
don't
you
Of
course
I
like
quilting
-那你不喜欢吗 -当然喜欢了
It's
the
slowest
way
to
make
a
blanket
这是制作一床被子的最慢方式
But
this
is
my
bachelorette
party
但这是我的单身派对
It's
supposed
to
be
fun
and
wild
and
full
of
bad
decisions.
那就应该放纵不羁 做些错误决定
Hey
we
can
make
bad
decisions.
我们当然可以做错误决定
She
had
two
kids
back
to
back
and
I
thought
you'd
like
this
她接连生了两个孩子 我误以为你喜欢缝被子
so
we're
off
to
a
good
start.
这还不算做错误决定吗
Come
on
let's
go
somewhere
we
can
do
body
shots
来吧 让我们找个地方
off
shirtless
bartenders.
Yes.
-在裸身酒保身上喝男体酒 -没错
I
don't
know.
That
might
be
too
much.
真的吗 会不会太过了
All
right
you
know
what
没错 那这样吧
why
don't
we
stay
home
have
a
little
wine...
我们还是留在家里喝点小酒...
What
are
you
not
getting
about
this
你们怎么就体会不到我的潜台词
Dr.
Wolcott
your
work
on
time
is
revolutionary.
沃尔科特博士 你的成果是革命性的
I
would
say
thank
you
我想说谢谢你
but
in
my
theory
of
time
但在我的时间理论中
you've
already
called
my
work
revolutionary
你已经赞扬过我的成果具有革命性
I've
already
thanked
you
而我也已经谢过你了
and
I
hate
repeating
myself
我不喜欢重复说一句话
so
let's
move
on.
所以我就不说了
Wait
a
minute
are
are
you
saying
that
time
等等 你是说时间和空间一样
has
multiple
dimensions
the
same
as
space
都具有多维性吗
No.
No
I'm
not
saying
it
不 不是我说的
the
math
is
saying
it.
是数学计算说的
Though
it
is
the
math
that
I
invented
当然这个数学计算是我想出来的
so
yes
I
guess
I
am
saying
it.
所以我想也可以等同于我说的
You
understanding
any
of
this
你能懂任何一点吗
I
haven't
understood
anything
since
poop
tomato.
我从粑粑番茄之后就什么都搞不懂了
My
goodness
我的天
this
is
incredible.
这真是太神奇了
See
I
I'm
just
not
seeing
where
string
theory
fits
into
all
this
我就是不清楚如何把弦理论代入其中
and
that's
where
I
think
that
you
and
I
所以我想在这点上
could
be
of
help
to
each
other.
你和我可以一起合作
Thank
you.
I'd
be
honored.
谢谢 我真是荣幸
All
right.
Allow
me
to
show
you
my
most
recent
journal.
我给你看看我最新的论文吧
Sheldon's
right.
谢尔顿说得对
This
guy
this
guy's
brilliant.
这家伙 真是个天才
Yeah
I
mean
he's
a
little...
kooky
没错 虽然他有点神经兮兮
but
a
mind
that
can
reconceptualize
time
但他聪明到可以重新概念化时间
probably
has
a
reason
for
keeping
a
jar
那么他用罐子收集自己剪下来的脚趾甲
of
toenail
clippings
that
we
just
don't
understand.
一定也有我们无法理解的原因了
I
could
spend
months
up
here
just
going
through
his
math.
我光看他算的内容就能在这待上几个月
I
think
Sheldon
might.
我想谢尔顿可能会
Great.
Who's
gonna
tell
Amy
太棒了 谁去告诉艾米
we
lost
her
fiance
to
a
madman
in
the
mountains
她的未婚夫被深山里的疯子抢走了
Hey
I
drove.
我出力开车了
This
is
so
exciting.
好令人激动呀
Can
we
do
a
body
shot
我们能不能喝男体酒
I've
always
wanted
to
do
a
body
shot.
我一直想试试男体酒
Also
what's
a
body
shot
还有 男体酒到底是什么
It's
when
you
take
a
drink
out
of
a
stranger's
belly
button.
就是你用陌生人的肚脐盛酒来喝
No
thanks.
免了 谢谢
What
if
they
have
an
outie
如果他们肚脐外凸怎么办
Does
it
just
spill
everywhere
就流得到处都是吗
Okay
look
we've
got
all
night.
我们有一整晚时间
Let's
just
take
it
easy.
We
can...
放松点 我们可以...
I'm
getting
married
我要结婚啦
Here
you
go.
First
round
is
on
the
house.
给 第一轮免费
Hey
there.
你好呀
Do
you
do
body
shots
你提供男体酒服务吗
Oh
she
said
she
didn't
want
one.
她说她不想玩这个了
Mind
your
business.
少管闲事
Cheers
干杯
12分钟后
Amy
艾米
Amy
Should
we
get
her
home
艾米 我们要不要送她回家
Why
She's
sound
asleep
and
we
have
sliders
coming.
为什么 她睡死了 我们又点了迷你汉堡
One
more
round
再来一轮
So
how
would
this
work
这在奇点的情况下
in
the
context
of
a
singularity
会如何进行
Yes
that's
that's
a
tricky
bit
to
explain.
这部分不好解释
I
assume
you're
familiar
with
non
abelian
group
theory.
你应该熟悉非阿尔贝群理论吧
Oh
and
how.
当然
You
never
forget
your
first
group
theory.
你永远不会忘记第一次群理论
Listen
I'm
gonna
put
on
a
pot
of
coffee
各位 我去煮一壶咖啡
because
there
is
a
lot
of
math
to
go
through.
有很多数学的部分得过一遍
And
he
said
he
didn't
want
a
wild
bachelor
party.
他还说他不想要狂野的单身派对
Excuse
me
你说什么
Oh
uh
Sheldon's
getting
married
in
a
month.
谢尔顿一个月后要结婚了
Congratulations.
恭喜你
Yeah
I'm
a
married
man
myself.
我也是已婚男人
Oh
really
Is
she
here
真的吗 妻子也在这儿吗
And
alive
还活着吗
A
And
can
people
other
than
you
see
her
除了你 其他人也能看到她吗
She
lives
in
Munich.
她住在慕尼黑
It's
a
perfect
marriage.
这是完美的婚姻
We
focus
on
our
work
我们专注于自己的研究
and
send
each
other
cards
every
year
on
our
birthdays.
每年在生日的时候寄卡片给对方
Hey
wait
what
what
month
is
it
等等 现在是几月
Uh
April.
四月
Most
years.
几乎每年
The
point
is
we
give
each
other
space.
重点是 我们给彼此空间
I
give
her
Europe
she
gives
me
South
America.
我给她欧洲 她给我南美洲
That's
where
she
thinks
I'm
living.
她以为我住在那儿
I
I've
never
considered
a
long
distance
marriage.
我从没考虑过远距离婚姻
Well
listen
if
you
want
to
be
a
great
scientist
听我说 如果你想成为伟大的科学家
you
can't
afford
to
be
distracted.
就不能被分心
Hey
where
are
my
manners
我怎么那么失礼
You
fellas
must
be
hungry.
你们一定饿了吧
Do
you
like
rabbit
你们喜欢兔肉吗
Sure.
Sounds
good.
-喜欢 -听起来不错
Okay.
那好
But
can
you
tell
the
difference
between
rabbit
and
squirrel
但你们能分辨兔肉和松鼠肉的区别吗
Don't
think
so.
Probably
not.
-应该不行 -估计没办法
Great
太棒了
We're
having
rabbit.
我们今晚吃兔肉
Be
right
back
我去去就回
It
is
amazing
how
much
he's
accomplished
他通过脱离日常生活
by
isolating
himself
from
the
distractions
of
day
to
day
life.
获得了如此大的成就 实在太惊人了
Okay
please
don't
tell
me
you
want
to
live
like
this.
拜托别告诉我你想过这样的生活
See
that's
the
strange
thing.
怪就怪在这儿
I
don't.
我不想
What
is
wrong
with
me
我有什么毛病啊
Why
don't
I
want
this
我为什么不想要这种生活
Look
at
how
cool
it
all
is.
瞧这一切有多酷啊
Nothing
is
wrong
with
you.
You
have
friends
你没毛病 你有朋友
you
have
a
fiancee
you
have
a
full
life.
有未婚妻 有完整的人生
You
know
what
知道吗
you're
right.
你说得对
Thank
you
for
bringing
me
up
here.
谢谢你们带我来这儿
But
I
think
I'm
ready
to
go
home
now.
但我想我准备好回家了
Really
You
don't
want
to
stay
for
dinner
真的吗 你不想留下来吃晚饭
and
talk
more
science
聊更多的科学吗
No.
No
we
better
go.
不了 我们还是走吧
I
miss
Amy.
我想念艾米了
And
my
phone.
还有我的手机
Also
I'm
from
Texas
还有 我是德州人
and
I
can
taste
the
difference
between
rabbit
and
squirrel.
我能尝得出兔肉和松鼠肉的区别
Oh
look
who's
back
看谁重返人间啦
There
she
is
她醒了
What
happened
How
did
we
get
here
发生了什么 我们怎么到这儿的
You
don't
remember
anything
你什么都不记得了吗
I
remember
taking
some
shots
and
then...
我记得喝了一些烈酒 然后
that's
it.
就断片了
Oh
my
gosh
did
I
pass
out
天啊 我醉倒了吗
You
kind
of
did.
貌似是的
At
my
own
bachelorette
party
在我自己的单身女郎派对上吗
I'm
so
lame.
我真是逊爆了
Well
you
didn't
pass
out
before
you
did
你醉倒前还是做了
all
kinds
of
fun
stuff.
各种好玩的事呀
What
did
I
do
我做了什么
What
did
you
do
你做了什么啊
What'd
she
do
她做了什么
well
you
don't
remember
Riverdancing
on
top
of
the
bar
你不记得在吧台上跳《大河之舞》了吗
爱尔兰传统踢踏舞舞剧
I
did
that
我跳了吗
Yeah
you
did
当然了
But
I
don't
know
how
to
Riverdance.
但我不会跳《大河之舞》啊
Didn't
stop
you
from
teaching
all
those
shirtless
firemen.
那也没能拦住你教那些半裸的消防员
I
saw
shirtless
firemen
我看见半裸消防员了吗
Saw
smelled
slid
down
like
a
pole.
看见 闻过 还把他们当钢管滑下来
Did
I
flash
anybody
我有没有露奶给某人看
How
about
everybody
应该问有没有给所有人看
I
can't
believe
it.
I'm
so
embarrassed.
真不敢相信 我觉得好羞愧
You
didn't
take
any
pictures
did
you
你们没拍照吧
Oh
no
we
would
never
do
that
to
you.
我们绝不会那样对你
Yeah.
But
if
there
were
pictures
对啊 但如果有照片
they
would
be
crazy.
一定狂野极了
You
guys
are
good
friends.
你们真是我的好朋友
Dinner
晚饭来啦
Guys
人呢
I
can't
believe
they
left
without
saying
good
bye.
他们竟然不告而别
Wait
a
minute
what
if
they
stole
my
work
等一下 万一他们窃取了我的研究呢
Wait
a
minute
等一下
What
if
they
were
never
here
at
all
万一他们根本没来过呢
Wait
a
minute
等一下
What
if
they
haven't
gotten
here
yet
万一他们还没来到
but
they're
on
their
way
但已经在路上了呢
I
better
tidy
up.
我还是赶紧收拾收拾
Hello.
你好啊
Welcome
back.
How'd
it
go
欢迎回家 怎么样了
Well
Dr.
Wolcott's
theories
of
time
沃尔科特博士关于时间的理论
might
save
my
new
interpretation
of
string
theory.
或许能拯救我对弦理论的新解读
Oh
well
that's
exciting.
真令人激动
It
is.
确实
How
was
your
bachelorette
party
你的单身女郎派对怎么样
Well
I
was
in
a
bar
我到酒吧去了
and
I
saw
some
shirtless
men.
还看到一些半裸的男人
They
were
firemen
and
they
fought
over
me.
他们是消防员 为我展开了激烈的争夺
But
Penny
and
Bernadette
got
me
out
of
there
但在胜利者得到我送的战利品前
before
the
victor
got
my
spoils.
佩妮和伯纳黛特就把我带走了
I
see.
知道了
What's
the
matter
怎么了
You
look
glum.
你好像闷闷不乐的
Amy
would
you
still
love
me
艾米 如果我不是你以为的那个人
if
I
wasn't
who
you
thought
I
was
你还会爱我吗
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么呢
Well
what
if
it
turns
out
如果我其实不是
I'm
not
the
single
minded
science
obsessed
recluse
你当初爱上的那个专心致志 沉迷科学
who
puts
his
work
above
everything
and
everybody
else
把研究看得比一切人事物都重要的隐士
that
you
fell
in
love
with
怎么办
What
if
I'm
not
the
straightlaced
如果我不是你以为的那个
buttoned
up
quilting
queen
you
thought
I
was
严厉刻板 沉默寡言的缝被女王 怎么办
What
if
I'm
a...
如果我是个
Riverdancing
wild
woman
跳《大河之舞》的狂野女人呢
I'd
still
love
you.
我依然会爱你
I'd
still
love
you
too.
我也依然会爱你
Do
you
really
know
how
to
Riverdance
你真的会跳《大河之舞》吗
You
tell
me.
你来告诉我啊
I'm
the
only
man
you
do
that
for.
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