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That's
not
right.
这是不对的
That's
so
unreasonable.
你这人根本不讲理呀
Yeah
well
if
you're
going
to
be
like
this
如果你要这样做
then
I
don't
want
to
talk
to
you
right
now
either.
那我也不想跟你说话了
Okay.
I
love
you.
Bye.
好吧 爱你 拜拜
Amazon
customer
support
在和亚马逊客服讲话吗
No
my
mother.
不 是我妈
Guess
who
she's
insisting
we
invite
to
our
wedding.
你猜她非要我们邀请谁来参加婚礼
Jesus
耶稣吗
If
only.
是就好了
My
brother.
是我哥哥
Wait
a
minute.
You
didn't
invite
your
brother
to
your
own
wedding
等等 你没邀请你哥来参加婚礼吗
He
tormented
me
my
whole
childhood.
我的整个童年都是在他的淫威下度过的
I
don't
think
I
should
reward
that
type
of
behavior
这样的行为怎么能配获得
with
a
slice
of
wedding
cake
in
the
shape
of
the
Millennium
Falcon.
吃上一块千年隼形状结婚蛋糕的机会呢
《星球大战》系列中的宇宙飞船
Try
again.
你再说一遍
A
slice
of
wedding
cake
in
the
shape
of
a
cake.
一块蛋糕形状的结婚蛋糕
Look
he
may
have
been
mean
to
you
when
you
were
kids
也许他小时候对你坏了点
but
you're
both
grown
men
now.
但你俩现在都是成年人了
That's
right.
I'm
a
grown
up
没错 我成年了
and
if
I
don't
want
to
invite
him
to
my
wedding
then
I
won't.
如果我不想让他参加我婚礼 我就不用邀请他
Okay.
好吧
Except
I
have
to
'cause
my
mommy's
making
me.
可我不得不邀请 因为我妈咪逼我做
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第二十三集
生
活
Bang
By aBu 20180505
Okay
so
each
welcome
bag
gets
a
schedule
of
events
每个迎宾礼袋中含有一张婚礼时间表
a
map
and
chocolate
from
me.
一份地图和我送的巧克力
And
from
Sheldon
a
bottle
of
Purell...
谢尔顿送的一瓶免冲洗手液
...the
number
for
Poison
Control
in
case
someone
以及如果有人误喝了洗手液
accidentally
drinks
the
Purell
需要拨打的毒物控制中心电话
and
a
laminated
table
of
elements
以及一张压膜的元素周期表
because
the
American
school
system
is
a
failure.
因为美国的教学体系就是垃圾
How
many
out
of
town
guests
are
there
gonna
be
有多少客人是从外地来的
I'm
actually
not
sure.
我还真不知道
Turns
out
Sheldon
didn't
invite
his
brother.
我才发现谢尔顿没有邀请他哥哥
Mm.
Now
it's
starting
to
sound
like
a
wedding.
现在开始有婚礼的感觉了
And
his
mom
said
she
won't
come
if
his
brother's
not
there.
如果他哥不来 他妈也不肯来了
Ooh
now
it's
starting
to
sound
like
a
good
wedding.
现在开始有完美婚礼的感觉了
Hey
Bernie.
妮妮
How
do
you
know
if
someone
has
pink
eye
红眼病的症状是什么来着
Um
their
eye
would
be
red
swollen
and
probably
oozy.
眼睛发红 变肿 还有分泌物
Okay
thanks.
好的 谢谢
Both
kids
have
pink
eye.
咱家俩娃都得了红眼病
Oh
no.
不会吧
You
stop
right
there.
你站着别动
I'm
getting
married
in
a
week
我下周就要结婚了
you
are
not
giving
me
pink
eye.
你可不能把红眼病传染给我
I
don't
have
pink
eye.
我又没得红眼病
Hey
Hey.
Hey.
慢着 慢着 慢着
Step
away
from
the
bride.
别靠近新娘
Okay.
I'll
go
back
upstairs.
好 那我回楼上去了
Get
in
the
shower
and
then
take
those
clothes
and
burn
them.
赶紧去冲澡 然后把这身衣服都烧了
Yeah
and
all
the
rest
of
your
clothes
没错 把你其他衣服一起烧了
Ah
worth
a
shot.
值得一试嘛
So
am
I
gonna
be
like
the
only
single
guy
at
Sheldon's
wedding
我是不是谢尔顿婚礼上唯一单身的人
No.
不
There
There'll
be
a
lot
of
single
people
there.
还有好多单身人士在呢
Stuart
Amy's
great
aunt...
斯图尔特 艾米的姑姥姥
Although
Stuart's
already
friended
her
on
Facebook
不过 斯图尔特加她脸书好友了
so
better
move
quick.
所以你最好抓紧动作
I
got
to
find
a
date.
我必须找个伴了
I
don't
want
to
be
that
sad
single
friend
我才不想做被众人报以同情目光的
that
everyone
looks
at
with
pity.
可怜单身狗
Uh
I'm
I'm
afraid
that
ship
may
have
sailed.
我想这已经是无法挽回的事实了
Leonard
莱纳德
you
have
a
brother
right
你也有哥哥对吧
Yes.
对
Is
he
the
worst
他是不是特烦人
Is
he
an
unspeakable
abomination
是不是可恶到令人发指
Does
the
very
thought
of
him
make
your
skin
crawl
是不是一想到他就让你毛骨悚然
Well
he
laughs
at
his
own
jokes
他除了会说完笑话自己笑之外
but
otherwise
he's
okay.
其他方面还算不错啦
Sheldon
what's
going
on
谢尔顿 你怎么了
I'm
trying
to
invite
my
stupid
brother
to
my
wedding
我要邀请我那个傻大哥来参加婚礼
and
he's
avoiding
my
calls.
可他故意不接我电话
You
don't
know
he's
avoiding
your
calls.
你怎么知道他故意不接你电话
Hey
you've
reached
George
Cooper.
你好 我是乔治·库珀
Please
leave
a
message
unless
this
is
Sheldon
again
有事请留言 但如果你是谢尔顿
in
which
case
please
try
me
on
my
other
number
那么请拨打我的另一个号码
1
800
suck
it.
1-800-去死-吧
See
听到没
And
I
know
that's
not
a
real
number
我知道那号码是假的
because
why
would
it
be
toll
free
谁会给自己弄个免费专线呀
Sheldon
you
tried.
谢尔顿 你尝试过了
What
more
could
you
have
done
你也没有其他办法了
Hey
why
didn't
you
invite
him
in
the
first
place
你为什么一开始不邀请他呢
You
don't
know
what
it
was
like
growing
up
with
him.
你不懂和他一起长大的恐怖体验
I
get
it
I
grew
up
with
lots
of
brothers.
我懂 我兄弟多着呢
My
brother
Adoot
was
especially
mean.
我哥阿杜特就特别坏
Really
I've
never
heard
you
mention
Adoot.
真的吗 我从没听你说过阿杜特
Yeah
sure
I
have.
我当然说过
He's
the
one
who
left
the
door
open
when
we
were
kids
小时候他忘了关门
and
my
pet
mongoose
ran
away.
害我的宠物猫鼬跑掉了
Stupid
Adoot.
白痴阿杜特
Look
uh
short
of
getting
on
a
plane
and
flying
there
除了搭飞机亲自去找他
what
does
your
mother
expect
you
to
do
你妈还指望你怎么做呢
I
kept
saying
no.
我一直在说我不要
H
H
How
am
I
here
我怎么就坐上来了呢
Hey
did
I
tell
you
我告诉你没
I
found
a
date.
To
the
wedding
-我找到个伴了 -去参加婚礼吗
Uh
to
coffee.
不 去喝咖啡
But
if
things
go
well
Sheldon
and
Amy's
wedding.
但如果进行顺利 谢尔顿和艾米的婚礼上见
Aren't
you
worried
it's
a
little
intense
你不会担心邀请一个
to
ask
someone
you
just
met
to
go
to
a
wedding
刚认识的人参加婚礼会把人逼得太紧吗
I'm
running
out
of
time.
我时间要不够了
Wh
Wh
Why
can't
there
be
a
service
where
you
can
怎么没人开发一种服务
just
pay
someone
to
be
your
date
for
the
evening
可以付钱请人假装当一晚你的伴侣呢
Like
an
escort
service
就像三陪服务吗
No
no
no.
Y
You
wouldn't
be
paying
for
sex.
不 不 不 不是付钱和她上床
I
mean
obviously
if
things
went
well
虽然如果进展顺利
it
could
lead
to
sex
but
but
the
money
is
for
那自然会上床 但你主要是付钱请她
like
you
know
her
time
and
companionship.
花时间陪伴你
Oh
I
get
it...
我明白了
an
escort
service.
三陪服务
Stop
saying
that.
别再这么说了
Stop
meaning
it.
别再不谋而合了
Hey
Raj
remember
when
you
borrowed
拉杰还记得你那天
my
VR
goggles
the
other
day
借走我的虚拟实境眼镜吗
Yeah.
记得
Probably
shouldn't
have
done
that.
真不是个好主意啊
轮胎医生
So
wait
y
your
brother
is
Dr.
Tire
等等 你哥就是轮胎医生吗
Yes
and
apparently
是的 而且呢
it
only
takes
half
a
semester
of
community
college
只需要读半学期的社区大学
to
get
that
particular
doctorate.
就能得到这个医生文凭
We
passed
three
of
these
stores
on
the
way
here.
我们一路上经过了三家分店呢
Why
did
you
say
he's
just
"some
loser
who
sells
tires"
你为什么会说他是"卖轮胎的废柴"
You're
right
that
was
unfair.
你说得对 我那话有失公允
He's
a
loser
who
sells
more
tires
than
anyone
in
Texas.
他是全德州轮胎销售量最高的废柴
Oh
excuse
me.
打扰了
Uh
we're
looking
for
a
Georgie
Cooper.
我们想找小乔治·库珀
One
second
I'll
check
to
see
if
the
doctor's
in.
稍等片刻 我去看一下医生在不在
He
is
not
a
doctor.
他才不是医生
There's
only
one
doctor
here
and
it's
me.
在场只有一个博士[医生] 那就是我
I'm
also
a
doctor.
我也是博士啊
Do
you
want
to
wait
in
the
car
你想回车上等吗
I
wanted
to
wait
in
California.
我想在加州等啊
So
is
this
Georgie
他就是小乔治吗
Yes.
是啊
And
what
is
he
even
using
他用那个听诊器
that
stethoscope
to
listen
to
是想要听出个什么鬼啊
I
don't
know
small
leak
不知道啊 微小的漏气吗
All
right
that
makes
sense.
好吧 这合理
What
the
hell
are
you
doing
here
你他妈来这里干嘛
Hello
Georgie.
你好 小乔治
It's
just
George
now.
现在叫乔治就行了
Fine
George.
好吧 乔治
No
I
don't
like
it
Georgie.
不行 人家不喜欢 小乔治
I
see
you
haven't
changed
one
bit.
我看你真是一点都没变啊
Thank
you
that
is
a
nice
thing
to
say.
谢谢你 这话真动听
Hey
I'm
Leonard.
你好 我是莱纳德
I'm
here
for
for
no
reason.
我来是因为.... 毫无理由
What
do
you
want
Sheldon
你想怎么样 谢尔顿
Why
aren't
you
returning
my
phone
calls
你为什么不回我的电话
You're
supposed
to
be
the
smart
one
你才应该是聪明的那个
you
figure
it
out.
你自己想
He's
not
that
kind
of
smart.
他不是这种聪明
You
might
want
to
give
him
a
hint.
你最好给他一点提示
We
haven't
talked
in
over
ten
years
我们有十多年没说过话了
and
now
that
you
need
something
现在你有事求我
you
think
you
can
just
show
up
at
my
store
你以为你就可以直接跑来我店里吗
Well
let's
just
drop
everything
我们把手头事情都先放一边
to
accommodate
Sheldon.
先满足谢尔顿吧
Nice
try
你少来
but
I
am
not
a
gullible
little
boy
anymore.
我不再是容易上当的小男孩了
I
can
recognize
sarcasm.
我现在能分辨出讽刺
Okay.
You're
right.
好吧 你说得对
I'm
I'm
I'm
sorry.
抱歉
Tell
me
what
you
need.
告诉我你有何需要
Your
wish
is
my
command.
您的愿望对我就是圣旨
That's
better
thank
you.
这次好多了 谢谢
Oh
my
God.
天啊
Yeah
I
got
it
too.
对 我也得了
Wow.
You
really
can't
keep
your
hands
off
Howard
can
you
你真是不碰霍华德会死 是吧
I
know
I
have
a
problem.
我知道 我有病
I
just
wanted
to
make
sure
you
and
Amy
didn't
get
it.
我就想确认你跟艾米没得红眼病
Well
I
didn't
get
it.
我是没得啦
You
infected
me
a
week
before
my
wedding.
你在我婚礼前一周传染给我了
What
am
I
supposed
to
do
about
this
我该怎么解决这个
Wear
a
veil
戴上面纱
It's
not
funny.
一点都不好笑
Look
at
what
you've
done
to
me
看看你对我做了什么
Could
you
just
like
not
touch
my
computer
你能不能 别碰我的电脑
or...
like
anything
else.
I
just
ugh
或是其他东西 我...
I
don't
want
to
look
like
that
in
your
wedding
photos.
我不想在你婚礼照片上留下这副丑样儿
There
aren't
gonna
be
any
wedding
photos.
不会有什么婚礼照片了
My
fiancé's
a
germophobe.
我的未婚夫有洁癖
If
he
finds
out
I'm
contagious
要是被他发现我得了传染病
he'll
never
come
back
from
Texas.
他就会永远留在德州 不回来了
What
if
we
tell
him
the
theme
of
the
wedding
is
Walking
Dead
如果我们告诉他 婚礼主题是《行尸走肉》
and
this
is
our
zombie
makeup
这是我们的丧尸妆怎么样
That'll
probably
work.
这应该能行
We'll
call
that
plan
B.
我们先把这列为B计划
Oh
well...
好吧
Turns
out
this
is
gonna
come
in
handy
after
all.
结果这些还是派上用场了
Hold
up.
I
I'm
confused.
等一下 我没听明白
You
didn't
want
me
at
your
wedding
你不想我参加你的婚礼
but
now
that
Mom
won't
come
但现在妈不愿意来
you
want
me
there.
你就希望我参加了
I
know
you
don't
hear
this
a
lot
我知道你不常听到这话
but
that
is
exactly
right.
但你说得完全正确
Good
job.
干得好
Not
helping
Sheldon.
这是火上浇油 谢尔顿
Listen
here
听好了
you
want
me
at
your
wedding
你希望我参加你的婚礼
all
you
got
to
do
is
ask
nicely.
你只需礼貌地问我就行了
Georgie.
George.
-小乔治 -是乔治
I
would
like
you
at
my
wedding.
我希望你能来参加我的婚礼
Thank
you
Sheldon.
谢谢你 谢尔顿
That
is
so
nice
to
hear.
听见这话真暖心
But
I
would
rather
swallow
a
pregnant
wildcat
但我宁可吞掉一只怀孕的野猫
and
crap
out
a
litter
of
kittens.
并拉出一窝小奶猫 也不去
It
is
fitting
that
you
got
into
tires
你做轮胎行业最适合不过了
because
you
are
tiresome.
因为你"胎"讨厌了
Sheldon
come
on.
谢尔顿 过来
Was
that
too
mean
我说得太恶毒了吗
No
not
too
mean
not
too
good
either.
不算太恶毒 但也不是好听话
No
Mother.
That's
not
fair.
不 妈妈 这不公平
But
he
told...
但他对我说...
Yes
ma'am.
是的 女士
But
I
said...
但我说...
Yes
ma'am.
是的 女士
Good
bye.
再见
What'd
she
say
她怎么说
She's
not
getting
in
the
middle
of
it
她不会插手
because
we
"boys
need
to
work
it
out
ourselves."
因为我们"兄弟俩得自己解决问题"
Oh
maybe
it's
fine
if
she
doesn't
come
to
the
wedding.
她不来参加婚礼或许也没关系
I've
got
Amy
now
我现在有艾米了
and
she
can
do
everything
a
mom
can
do
and
more.
妈妈能做的她都能做 还远不止此
Say
that
to
her
on
the
wedding
night.
洞房花烛夜对她说这句话
Really
spice
things
up.
能增添情趣呢
This
is
all
Georgie's
fault.
这都是小乔治的错
My
whole
childhood
he
was
mean
to
me.
我整个童年时期他都欺负我
Sorry.
I
know
what
it's
like
to
live
with
a
bully.
辛苦了 我知道跟一个恶霸同住是什么感觉
Your
brother
bullied
you
你哥哥也欺负你吗
Oh
I
was
talking
about
Penny
but
sure
yeah.
我说的是佩妮 不过他当然也有
Once
when
I
was
eight
我八岁那一次
I
was
going
to
dress
as
my
favorite
scientist
for
Halloween
我准备在万圣节扮成我最喜欢的科学家
and
Georgie
threw
my
costume
away.
小乔治竟然把我的服装扔了
I
had
to
wear
a
sheet
and
go
as
a
ghost.
我不得不罩上床单 扮成鬼
Scared
myself
all
night
long.
整晚都吓死我自己了
Well
look
we
don't
fly
out
until
the
morning.
我们明早才飞走
Why
don't
I
try
and
talk
to
him
give
it
one
more
shot
不如我去跟他谈谈 再试一次
All
right.
好吧
But
if
he
says
"Nerd
says
what
"
但如果他说 "书呆说什么"
Don't
answer
him.
What
-别回答他 -什么
You
are
a
lamb
to
the
slaughter.
你犹如待宰的羔羊
So
how
was
your
date
你的约会怎么样
It
was
going
well
until
my
eye
dripped
in
her
latte.
本来很顺利 直到我眼睛分泌物滴进她咖啡
We're
so
sorry
we
ruined
your
date.
很抱歉我们毁了你的约会
Oh
boo
hoo.
真是可怜呢
His
date
got
ruined.
他的约会毁了
I'm
about
to
get
married
and
look
at
me.
我可是快结婚了 看看我
It
looks
like
it's
getting
better.
看起来有好转了
Oh
does
it
是吗
Does
it
look
like
that
with
your
two
clear
eyes
你两只清澈明亮的眼睛看到的吗
I'm
sorry.
Are
you
mad
that
I
don't
have
pink
eye
不好意思 你是在气我没得红眼病吗
What
do
you
think
Yes
-你说呢 -没错
Uh
huh.
Okay.
好的
Okay.
Uh
uh
listen
I
hear
you.
好的 我听到了
I
know
they're
pricey
but
these
are
the
Dallas
Cowboys
of
tires
okay
我知道很贵 但这些可是轮胎中的达拉斯牛仔队
美国职橄球联盟史上最成功的的球队之一
And
we're
talking
the
Troy
Aikman
Cowboys
我说的可是特洛伊·艾克曼时期的牛仔队
均为牛仔队的四分卫
not
that
pretty
boy
Tony
Romo.
可不是小白脸托尼·罗莫时期
All
right.
Good
call.
好的 好选择
You
won't
regret
it.
你不会后悔的
Boom
炸裂
Wow.
That
was
impressive.
Yeah.
好厉害啊
Well
it's
easy
when
you
love
your
product
这并不难 只要你热爱自己的产品
and
hate
Tony
Romo.
以及讨厌托尼·罗莫
Yeah
that
guy's
the...
是啊 那家伙真是...
Actually
I
don't
I
don't
know
who
that
guy
is.
其实我不知道他是谁
If
you
are
here
about
Sheldon's
wedding
don't
bother.
如果你是来当谢尔顿婚礼的说客 省省吧
Come
on.
I
I
know
you
two
have
your
differences.
别这样 我知道你俩有些[意见]不同
You
mean
pretty
much
everything
about
us
你是指基本上在所有方面都不同吗
Well
not
everything.
也不是所有方面啦
You're
both
tall
you
have
the
same
last
name.
你们都很高 你们的姓氏都一样
Maybe
I
shouldn't
have
started
this
like
it
was
a
list.
也许我一开始不应该说得好像能列出很多条
You
have
no
idea
what
you
are
talking
about.
你根本不知道自己在说什么
Ooh
there
that
that
was
very
Sheldon.
你看 这语气像极了谢尔顿
Look
I
I'm
sure
he
was
not
the
easiest
brother
to
have
我很肯定他不是好相处的弟弟
but
it
wasn't
easy
for
him
either
但他也不好过
with
you
picking
on
him
all
the
time.
因为你经常欺负他
Picking
on
him
Is
that
what
he
told
you
欺负他 他是这么说的吗
Well
what
about
the
time
比如那一次
you
threw
away
his
Halloween
costume
你扔掉他的万圣节服饰呢
Well
yeah
'cause
he
was
gonna
dress
as
some
girl
scientist.
但那是因为他想打扮成女科学家啊
Madame
Curie
居里夫人吗
Oh
I
didn't
know
she
was
a
madam.
我不知道她还是个鸨母[夫人]啊
Come
on.
He
was
still
gonna
get
beat
up
for
wearing
that
dress.
拜托 他穿那个裙子肯定会被人揍
Well
didn't
you
sit
on
his
head
你不是还在他要看
while
he
tried
to
watch
Star
Trek
《星际迷航》的时候坐他头上了吗
Well
yeah
but
that
was
hilarious.
对啊 可是那样超好笑
That
is
pretty
hilarious
yeah.
的确是还挺好笑的
Look
I
mean
I
always
looked
out
for
him
at
school.
拜托 以前上学时我总罩着他
I
drove
him
everywhere.
我开车载他到处去
I
apologized
to
people
when
he
was
rude.
他失礼时我替他跟人赔不是
Yeah.
I've
done
all
that.
这些我也全做了
I've
also
removed
all
the
red
balloons
from
his
Lucky
Charms
我还帮他挑掉爱尔兰小精灵麦片里
because
they
weren't
"Irish
enough."
他觉得不够"爱尔兰"的红色气球状麦片
All
right.
So
you
know
what
I'm
talking
about.
那你应该懂我说的意思啊
And
has
he
ever
thanked
you
那他可曾谢过你
Not
in
so
many
words
没用太多言语...
or
any
words.
或任何言语说过
Would
it
kill
him
to
actually
say
it
那让他表达感激一下是会死吗
No.
No
it
wouldn't
kill
him.
不 的确不会死
Leonard
莱纳德
you
know
how
I
got
the
money
你知道我是怎么拿到钱
to
open
up
my
first
store
来开我第一家店的吗
I
busted
my
ass
for
it
是我拼了老命弄来的
'cause
all
the
extra
money
that
we
had
had
to
go
to
Sheldon
因为我家多余的钱全都要给谢尔顿
so
he
could
go
to
college
and
he
could
go
study
in
Germany.
好供他上大学和去德国读书
And
do
you
know
what
he's
never
said
to
me
你知道他从没对我说过什么吗
Danke
schon
非常感谢
It's
uh
"thank
you"
in
German.
这是"谢谢"的德语
Do
you
need
me
to
sit
on
your
head
需要我也坐到你脑袋上吗
Nope.
不用了
After
all
my
sacrifices
在我牺牲了那么多之后
guess
which
kid
my
mom
is
the
most
proud
of.
你猜我妈最以哪个孩子为荣
If
it
makes
you
feel
any
better
不知道这话能不能安慰到你
my
mom's
most
proud
of
Sheldon
too
so...
但我妈最引以为荣的也是谢尔顿 所以...
Leonard
莱纳德
you
want
a
beer
要来瓶啤酒吗
Yeah
I
would
love
a
beer.
我愿意来瓶啤酒
There
you
go.
给
Thanks.
Can
you
open
it
for
me
No
it's
a
twist
off.
-谢谢 你能帮忙我打开吗 -这是拧开的那种
I
know.
我知道
Hey
看
I
got
all
the
beads
to
the
other
side.
我把所有珠珠都弄到另一边了
It's
not
a
puzzle
Penny.
佩妮 这又不是什么谜题
Do
you
really
want
to
be
touching
that
你确定你要碰那些东西吗
Do
you
know
how
many
sick
kids...
你知道有多少生病的孩子摸...
You
know
never
mind.
Knock
yourself
out.
算了没事 你尽量玩
Bernadette
says
they're
checking
the
kids
now.
伯纳黛特说他们在检查孩子了
You
know
maybe
we
didn't
all
need
to
come.
其实我们不用全部都来的吧
Hey
whatever
kind
of
pink
eye
their
kids
have
I
have
他们孩子得了哪种红眼病 我就得了哪种
and
I
need
to
know.
我需要知道情况
And
if
it's
viral
I'm
screwed.
如果是病毒性的 那我惨了
Maybe
not.
You
know
I
know
it's
not
traditional
wedding
attire
不一定 我知道这不算传统婚礼服饰
but
how
about
a
welder's
mask
但焊工面罩你觉得如何
If
you
know
a
welder
如果你认识焊工
that
could
be
your
"something
borrowed."
那面罩可以算你"借来的东西"
分别是新的
旧的
借的
蓝的
美国婚礼习俗 婚礼需要准备四样东西
Great
news
It's
bacterial
好消息 是不严重的细菌性
Yeah
Yeah.
Yes
-太好了 -棒
Yeah.
Yes.
-赞啦 -耶
What
are
you
doing
Wash
your
hands
你们在干嘛 快去洗手
Oh.
Not
you.
你不必了
Hello.
Room
service
你好 客房服务吗
I'm
calling
about
the
club
sandwich
on
your
menu.
我打来是想说一下你们的总汇三明治
No
I
I
don't
want
one.
不 我没有要点
I
just
want
you
to
spell
it
correctly.
我只是想纠正你们的错字
Unless
the
"Club"
is
the
Poor
Typing
Club.
除非你们的"总会"是指总会写错字
Okay.
好
Now
let's
discuss
this
15%
"gratooty"
现在来说你们的15%小"废"
Yeah
well
that
was
rude.
对... 你这样也太没礼貌了
Someone
just
lost
their
gratooty.
某人要得不到小"废"了
Sheldon
you
need
to
apologize
to
your
brother.
谢尔顿 你得跟你哥哥道歉
I'm
sorry
抱歉[你说什么]
Yes.
Like
that
but
nicer
and
that
way.
是的 就是这样 但面向那里语气好点
I
have
nothing
to
apologize
for.
我没有什么好对他道歉的
I
told
you
this
was
a
bad
idea.
我就跟你说这是烂主意
Sometimes
you
can't
patch
a
tire.
有些轮胎是补不了的
You
just
got
to
buy
a
new
one.
你只能买新的换
Actually
that's
always
the
case.
其实永远都是这样
Never
patch
buy
new.
永远别补 汰旧换新
While
I
appreciate
your
folksy
tire
wisdom
虽然我挺欣赏你的民间轮胎箴言
I
don't
appreciate
what
you're
putting
Mom
through.
但我并不欣赏你让妈遭受的事
What
would
you
know
about
what
Mom's
been
through
妈遭受什么你知道个鬼啊
You
were
never
home.
你一直都不在家
Yeah
this
is
good.
这样挺好的
Get
it
all
out.
把不满都说出来
Not
now
Shut
up
-不是时候 -闭嘴
You
went
away
to
college
after
Dad
died.
爸去世后你就去上了大学
Who
do
you
think
took
care
of
everything
你觉得是谁负责照顾了家里
Mom
did.
Mom
always
took
care
of
everything.
妈妈啊 妈总是照顾好了一切
Mom
was
a
mess
Missy
was
a
dumb
teenager.
妈妈当时魂不守舍 米希是个中二少女
I
had
to
look
after
both
of
'em.
只能我来一肩挑起照顾她们的责任
I
talked
to
Mom
all
the
time.
我整天都有跟妈打电话啊
If
she
was
upset
she
would
have
told
me.
她如果不开心会告诉我的吧
She
was
protecting
you
you
idiot
她是在保护你 你个白痴
just
like
everyone
always
does.
你生活中我们所有人都这样
If
things
were
bad
如果情况那么糟糕
then
why
didn't
you
tell
me
那你为什么不告诉我
Because
I
was
protecting
you
too.
因为我也在保护你啊
You're
my
baby
brother
Sheldon.
谢尔顿 你是我的弟弟
I
know
life
has
been
hard
for
you
我知道你从小就过得辛苦
but
that
don't
mean
it's
been
easy
for
the
rest
of
us.
但这并不代表我们其他人就一帆风顺啊
I
suppose
I
didn't
think
about
how
it
was
for
everyone
else.
我好像是没有想过其他人的感受
No
that's
all
right.
算了 没事
I
know
you
didn't.
我知道你没想过
I'm
sorry.
对不起
Thank
you.
谢谢
And
it
would
mean
a
lot
to
me
如果我的大哥能出席我婚礼
to
have
my
big
brother
at
my
wedding.
那将对我意义非常重大
I
wouldn't
miss
it.
我不会错过的
Is
it
me
or
did
we
just
patch
a
tire
是我错觉 还是我们补好了一个轮胎
He
said
"never
patch."
do
you
even
listen
他说了"永远别补" 你不听人说话的吗
Hey
how's
it
going
情况怎么样啦
Really
good.
非常好
Georgie's
going
to
come
to
the
wedding.
小乔治会来参加我们的婚礼
Oh
that's
great
那太好了
Why
aren't
you
looking
at
the
camera
你为什么不看镜头
Oh
you
know
I'm
just
working
on
my
peripheral
vision.
我是在锻炼我的周边视觉
Well
that
is
nonsense.
你在说什么胡话
Your
peripheral
vision
is
fine.
你的周边视觉好得很
Are
those
women's
magazines
making
you
feel
bad
是不是那些女性杂志又让你觉得
about
yourself
again
自己这里不好那里不好了
Yup
that
is
what's
happening.
是的 正是这个情况
I
have
told
you
before
those
women
are
airbrushed
这话我跟你说过了 杂志上的女人全都靠修图
to
make
it
look
like
they
have
good
vision.
这次也是修了好看起来像有好视力
Hey
I
I
was
thinking
话说我想到
now
that
you
and
your
brother
made
up
现在你跟你大哥和好了
there's
no
reason
to
rush
home.
你也不用着急回家啊
Maybe
you
and
Leonard
could
could
stay
for
uh...
或许你跟莱纳德可以多待...
two
to
three
more
fun
filled
days
there.
两到三个充满欢乐的日子后再回来啊
That's
a
great
idea
真是个好主意啊
Hey
Leonard
good
news.
莱纳德 有好消息
We
do
have
time
to
visit
the
Museum
of
the
American
Railroad
我们现在有时间去参观美国铁路博物馆了
I'd
say
no
but
what's
the
point
我想拒绝 但说了又有何用
Ooh.
You
might
not
want
to
get
too
close.
你最好别太接近我
Pink
eye.
红眼病
Me
too
我也是
Bacterial
Yeah.
-细菌性的吗 -是的
Same
一样
I
I
know
this
is
gonna
sound
crazy
but...
我知道这话听起来可能很疯狂 但...
would
you
be
interested
in
going
to
a
wedding
with
me
你会有兴趣跟我一起去参加个婚礼吗
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