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Why
are
they
making
four
more
Avatar
movies
他们为什么还要多拍4部《阿凡达》电影啊
It's
not
like
the
first
one
is
even
that
good.
第一部都没多好看
What
are
you
talking
about
You
love
that
movie.
听你在胡扯 你明明超爱那部电影
You
even
went
as
Avatar
for
Halloween.
那年万圣节你还打扮成阿凡达了
I
remember.
That
was
not
a
lot
of
clothes.
历历在目啊 那衣不蔽体的画面
Hey
guys.
你们来啦
I'm
uh
I'm
running
a
special
today
uh
我... 我今天店里有特殊活动
buy
something
keep
having
a
comic
book
store
to
come
to.
买任何产品 能获得这漫画店不倒闭
This
is
awkward.
这就尴尬了
I
was
actually
gonna
return
this.
我本来打算来退这本漫画呢
What's
wrong
with
it
这漫画哪里出问题了
I
I
finished
it.
我看完了
Speaking
of
something
I
find
interesting
说到我觉得有趣的事
did
anyone
read
that
article
about
Bitcoin
I
sent
you
你们读了我发的比特币的文章了吗
Yeah
I
can't
believe
a
single
Bitcoin
有啊 我真没想到一个比特币
is
worth
about
$5
000
now.
现在能值五千块美金
Wait
didn't
we
mine
some
a
few
years
ago
等等 我们好几年前不是挖过比特币吗
It
was
seven
years
ago.
是七年前
Oh
yeah
I
remember
that.
对啊 我记得了
Really
All
I
can
remember
from
seven
years
ago
真的吗 我唯一记得起的七年前事物
is
I
couldn't
get
Kesha's
"Tik
Tok"
out
of
my
head.
是当时我脑海中不停播放凯沙的歌"滴答"
Tik
Tok
on
the
clock...
Whoa
welcome
home
Kesha.
滴答 时间不停走 欢迎回家 凯沙妹子
No
we
we
definitely
mined
some.
我们绝对挖了一些币
I
I
remember
sitting
in
your
bedroom
and
writing
the
program.
我还记得坐在你房间然后写了程序
I
think
we
ended
up
with
a
bunch
of
it.
我们当时好像还挖出了不少呢
Wow
and
at
like
$5
000
apiece
that's...
现在一个币值五千 那...
Sounds
like
a
lot
of
money
which
we
agreed
to
share
那听起来是一笔巨款啊 当时我们说好平分
'cause
I
I
was
totally
there.
I
remember
now.
因为当时我绝对在场 我刚想起来
I
can't
believe
we
forgot
about
it.
真不敢相信我们忘了这事
It's
not
that
surprising.
这也不奇怪
They
were
basically
worthless
when
we
got
them.
我们拿到手的时候根本不值钱
I
wish
I
knew
how
much
we
had.
真想知道我们有多少币
Sheldon
you
must
remember.
谢尔顿你肯定记得
Of
course
I
do.
当然啦
Oh
yeah
he
and
I
totally
remember.
对啊 我跟他绝对都记得
You
tell
them
Sheldon.
你跟大家说吧 谢尔顿
7年前
I
can't
believe
you
haven't
seen
Avatar
yet.
真不敢相信你还没去看《阿凡达》
What
is
wrong
with
you
你有毛病啊
Penny
and
I
just
started
dating
我跟佩妮刚开始交往
and
you
know
I
don't
like
big
crowds.
你也知道我不喜欢人太多的地方
Because
you're
afraid
Penny
will
leave
you
for
someone
in
them
因为你怕佩妮会跟人群中的某人跑了吗
Terrified.
怕死了
Yes
instead
of
going
out
所以他们不像常人出去约会
they
just
stay
home
and
have
constant
coitus.
而是待在房里不停交媾
Well
I
didn't
want
to
say
it
but
I
I
do
like
to
hear
it.
我不想说出来 但听在耳里还挺爽
Yes
Ma
I'll
be
home
for
dinner.
会啦 妈 我会回家吃饭
No
I'm
not
ruining
my
appetite
with
candy.
我才不会吃糖果然后晚饭吃不下
Oh
we're
having
brisket
今晚有炖牛胸吗
Be
home
at
6
00.
我6点准时到家
Maybe
we
should
double
date.
或许我们可以四人约会
I'll
bring
Penny
and
you
can
bring
your
mom.
我带佩妮 你带老母
Oh
make
your
jokes
随便吐槽
but
my
date
started
a
savings
account
for
me.
但我的伴帮我开了储蓄账户
Did
yours
你的伴有吗
Hey
you
guys.
Hey.
-大家好啊 -好啊
Oh
Stuart
good.
I
was
wondering
斯图尔特 太好了 我正想问你
will
you
be
accepting
Bitcoin
你这里收比特币吗
Well
I
don't
know
what
that
is
but
it's
got
"coin"
in
it
我不知道那是什么 但它带有一个"币"字
and
my
cash
register
doesn't
so...
yeah.
而我的收银机里没有币 我收
Wait
what's
Bitcoin
等等 什么是比特币
It's
a
new
online
currency
that's
been
developed.
是一种新开发出来的线上货币
Uh
it's
just
like
actual
money
跟真的钱没啥两样
except
you
can't
see
it
hold
it
or
spend
it
on
anything.
只不过你看不到 摸不到 买不了任何东西
Sounds
like
the
kind
of
money
I'm
familiar
with.
感觉是我很熟悉的一种钱
If
it's
not
tangible
how
do
you
know
如果不是有形的货币 你怎么能确定
it's
not
just
gonna
vanish
tomorrow
它不会一夕之间就消失了
Really
You're
dating
Penny
and
you're
gonna
poke
at
something
不是吧 你在跟佩妮交往 而你居然还想多问
that
could
vanish
tomorrow
有可能明天就消失的事物吗
I'll
buy
some
Bitcoin.
我愿意买点比特币
I
just
came
into
a
little
extra
money
我最近刚到手一小笔钱
when
my
dad
raised
my
allowance.
我爸给我涨了零花钱
You
don't
have
to
buy
Bitcoin.
比特币不用买
You
can
mine
it.
你可以自己挖出来
Mine
it
Like
mining
gold
挖 就像挖金子吗
Sort
of.
There's
a
limited
amount
类似吧 比特币的总数是有限的
and
we
find
it
not
by
tunneling
into
the
earth
我们想获得 不是往地心挖坑
but
by
using
a
computer
to
solve
complex
mathematical
problems.
而是用电脑运算复杂的数学问题来获得
So
let
me
get
this
straight.
让我理理
We
have
to
write
an
elaborate
program
所以我们得精心写个程序
in
order
to
find
a
fake
coin
that
we
can't
spend
on
anything
来挖出我们花不了的假货币吗
Yes.
That
sounds
fun.
-是的 -听起来真"有趣"啊
Yeah
I'm
in.
我加入
Staying
up
late
writing
code
it
sounds
like
a
party.
一起熬夜 写代码 感觉像个派对啊
Hey
Stuart.
斯图尔特
You
want
to
mine
some
Bitcoin
with
us
你想跟我们一起挖比特币吗
We'll
write
the
program
you
bring
the
snacks
我们写程序 你带零食
Too
rich
for
my
blood.
太高档 穷人玩不起
All
right
so
just
the
four
of
us.
好吧 那就我们四个人挖
Before
we
begin
在我们开挖前
this
may
have
some
unprecedented
tax
implications.
先说好这可能会造成史无前例的税务问题
In
fact
we
should
start
early
'cause
其实我们最好快点开始
we
are
gonna
be
on
the
phone
with
the
IRS
for
hours.
到时候国税局可能会打电话跟我们谈很久呢
Did
anybody
else
just
get
goose
bumps
有人也兴奋到起鸡皮疙瘩了吗
Great
so
just
the
three
of
us.
很好 就我们三个挖吧
Oh
yeah.
We
did
it
without
you.
想起来了 我们没带你
今时今日
And
do
you
remember
what
happened
next
你还记得后来发生什么事了吗
Your
mom
called
my
mom
and
said
we
were
being
mean
你妈打给我妈说我们欺负你
And
after
that
在那之后呢
You
said
that
someday
we'd
regret
this.
你说有一天我们会后悔
And
do
you
know
what
today
is
那你知道今天是什么日子吗
The
day
we
found
out
we're
rich
and
none
of
it
is
yours
我们发现自己发财了而你屁都没的日子吗
Yeah
that's
right
Up
top
对啊 击个掌
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171202
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第九集
生
活
今时今日
Okay
this
is
the
laptop
i
was
using
in
2010.
这是我2010年时用的笔记本电脑
The
Bitcoin
must
be
on
here.
比特币肯定就在这里面
So
what
are
you
gonna
do
with
your
share
of
the
money
你拿到钱之后打算怎么处理
Uh
well
as
a
responsible
adult
身为一个有责任心的大人
I'll
put
that
money
into
a
CD
wait
for
that
CD
to
mature
我会把钱拿去做定存 等定存到期了
and
then
buy
a
tiger.
就拿去买只老虎
How
about
you
那你呢
Oh
that
depends
on
whether
I
tell
Bernadette
or
not.
得看我告不告诉伯纳黛特了
Howard
I
can
hear
you.
The
baby
monitor
is
on.
霍华德 我能听见你说话 宝宝监控器开着呢
I
know.
I
was
joking.
I'm
gonna
put
it
in
a
college
fund.
我知道 我说笑呢 我会为孩子存起来
All
right
all
booted
up.
好啦 开好机啦
Wow
I
I
knew
you
were
single
back
then
我知道你当年是单身狗
but
that
is
a
lot
of
porn...
但这也太多黄片了吧
Science
A
lot
of
science.
科学 是好多科学
Wow
you
were
really
into
Asian
science.
那你非常喜欢"亚洲的科学"啊
I
don't
see
the
Bitcoin
on
here.
电脑里没看到比特币啊
Hey
maybe
it's
in
that
folder
marked
或许是在那个叫
"Private
and
Confidential."
"私人机密档案"资料夹里
It's
not
不在那里面
7年前
Okay
the
program
is
almost
ready
to
run.
准备好执行挖矿程序了
Mining
for
coins
sounds
so
manly.
挖金币听起来好爷们啊
Ooh
we
should
sing
a
mining
song.
或许我们该唱首挖矿歌
Do
you
know
a
mining
song
你会任何挖矿歌吗
I
don't
know.
不知道了
Does
"Tik
Tok"
by
Kesha
count
凯沙的"滴答"算吗
Because
it
has
tunneled
its
way
into
my
heart.
这首歌挖洞钻进了我的心房
Howard
what's
going
on
霍华德 你们在干嘛呢
Are
you
boys
roughhousing
你们在大乱斗吗
No
we're
not
roughhousing
不 我们没在大乱斗
We're
scientists
Scientists
don't
roughhouse
我们是科学家 科学家不会大乱斗
Excuse
me
Mr.
Grown
up.
抱歉打扰了 大人先生
Aw
man
what
happened
怎么回事
It
crashed.
死机了
It's
been
doing
that
lately.
最近常常这样
I
think
it's
got
a
virus
from
all
the...
应该是中毒了 因为我...
music
I've
been
downloading.
下载了很多"音乐"
What
kind
of
music
什么类型的音乐
Mostly
Asian.
大部分是亚洲的
Some
oldies.
还有些老的
Well
we
can
use
my
laptop.
可以用我的电脑
Howard
I
made
cookies
for
you
and
your
little
friends
霍华德 我给你和小伙伴们做了曲奇
They're
not
my
little
friends
and
we
don't
want
cookies
他们不是我的小伙伴 我们也不要吃曲奇
Actually
a
cookie
sounds
good.
其实我还挺想吃曲奇的
All
right
we'll
have
cookies
好吧 我们要吃曲奇
Thank
you
very
much
谢谢你了
That's
right.
It
must
be
on
my
old
laptop.
对了 肯定是在我的旧电脑里
今时今日
Well
let's
go.
快走吧
Hey
Bernie
you
mind
if
I
run
to
Leonard's
and...
妮妮 我能不能去一下莱纳德家
Get
a
laptop
full
of
money
取一台装满钱的电脑吗
Why
are
you
still
here
Go
go
go
还傻坐着干什么 快去啊
So
how's
the
wedding
planning
going
婚礼计划得怎么样啦
Great.
很好
Although
we're
having
trouble
agreeing
on
a
location.
不过举办地点我俩还没商量好
I
thought
you
were
looking
at
a
cliff
on
the
beach.
你们之前不是在找海滩边上的悬崖吗
We
were
but
Sheldon
didn't
like
any
of
them.
是啦 但谢尔顿一个都不喜欢
Some
were
too
beachy
some
were
too
cliffy.
有些太海滩 有些太悬崖
And
all
of
them
were
too
outsidey.
而且所有地点都太室外了
Well
weddings
aren't
about
the
location.
婚礼的重点不在于地点
They're
about
standing
up
in
front
of
your
family
and
friends
最重要的是站在你们亲友面前
and
promising
that
Sheldon
will
never
move
back
in
here.
发誓谢尔顿永远不会搬回这里
Hi.
好啊
What
are
you
guys
doing
你们几个干嘛呢
Uh
we
have
a
bunch
of
Bitcoin
on
an
old
laptop
我们有台旧电脑里有些比特币
and
it
could
be
worth
like
a
lot
of
money.
也许能值很多钱
What
You're
kidding.
什么 你逗我呢吧
No.
We
we
could
be
sitting
on
a
fortune.
没有 我们可能坐在金山上
Okay
let
the
record
show
I
did
not
marry
you
for
money
我要先声明 我当初嫁给你不是为了钱
but
you
just
got
way
more
attractive.
但你忽然变得有魅力多了
Damn
it
it's
not
in
here.
我靠 不在这里头
If
only
you
had
someone
around
with
an
eidetic
memory.
要是你们当时有个过目不忘的朋友在场就好了
I
bet
they
would
know
what
happened
to
it.
我猜他肯定记得电脑哪去了
If
you
know
just
tell
us.
你如果知道 就快告诉我们
Excuse
me
but
if
I
recall
from
seven
years
ago
不好意思 但如果我没记错七年前的事
you
don't
want
me
to
be
a
part
of
this.
你们不想要我参与这件事
Sheldon
you
can't
still
be
mad.
谢尔顿 你不会还在生气吧
Oh
please.
拜托
I
have
grudges
that
go
back
to
preschool.
我幼儿园时期的仇都还记着呢
Someday
I'm
gonna
find
a
grown
up
Elaine
Dwyer
总有一天 我要找到长大的伊莱恩·德怀尔
and
eat
her
favorite
crayon
while
she
watches.
在她面前吃掉她最爱的蜡笔
Is
that
why
there's
an
Elaine
Dwyer
on
our
guest
list
所以我们宴请名单上才有个伊莱恩·德怀特吗
Yes.
没错
That
night
I'm
going
to
have
the
first
dance
到那晚 我便能拥有第一支舞
and
the
last
laugh.
和最后胜利者的一笑
Sheldon
please.
谢尔顿 拜托了
Should
I
be
the
bigger
man
我该大人有大量吗
I
think
you
should.
我觉得应该
Oh
why'd
I
ask
you
我脑子抽了才会问你
7年前
Hey
there
pretty
lady.
好啊 美人
I'm
not
waiting
on
your
table
for
you.
我不会帮你服务你的客人
Come
on
this
one
is
so
annoying.
拜托啦 这个客人真的很讨厌
Excuse
me
waitress.
不好意思 服务员
You
guys
ready
to
order
二位要点餐了吗
Can
you
take
our
picture
please
能帮我们拍张照吗
Oh
sure.
没问题
Smile
笑一下
Perfect.
简直完美
Thank
you.
You
may
go
now.
谢谢 你可以退下了
It
was
nice
to
meet
you
很高兴认识你
and
I
mean
that
politely
not
sincerely.
我这是客套话 不是真心的
What
was
that
刚刚是怎么回事
I
need
to
prove
to
my
mother
that
I'm
on
a
date.
我需要证明给我妈看 我正在约会
If
she
thinks
I
faked
the
picture
如果她觉得照片是我伪造的
I
might
need
you
as
a
witness.
What's
your
name
我可能需要你当人证 你叫什么名字
Bernadette.
伯纳黛特
Hey
sweetie.
亲爱的
Everybody
good
都吃得开心吗
Yeah.
嗯
Fine.
Sure.
-挺好 -开心
You
don't
have
to
whisper
you
can
just
nod
your
head.
你不用说悄悄话 点个头就行了
Or
you
could
just
speak.
或者直接说也行
You
having
a
good
day
你今天顺利吗
No
I
missed
an
audition
不好 我错过了试镜
because
my
computer
broke
and
I
didn't
get
the
e
mail.
因为我电脑坏了 没收到通知邮件
Would've
been
a
perfect
part
for
me.
本来是个超适合我的角色
Was
it
waitress
who
ignores
her
customers
是演一个无视客人的服务员吗
Because
that's
the
role
you
were
born
to
play.
你天生就是演这个的料
Shut
up
and
eat
your
burger.
闭嘴吃你的汉堡
Actually
it's
a
turkey
club.
其实是火鸡三明治
Didn't
you
order
a
burger
你点的不是汉堡吗
I
did
and
yet
here
we
are.
是的 但天不从人愿
You
know
what
if
you
need
a
computer
你如果要用电脑
you
can
use
my
laptop.
可以用我的
Oh
that's
sweet
but
I'm
not
gonna
take
your
computer.
你真贴心 但我不会拿你的电脑的
Oh
it's
fine.
I
I'm
getting
a
new
one
anyway.
没事 反正我也要买新的了
Are
you
sure
Don't
be
silly.
-你确定吗 -别傻了
He's
desperate
to
hold
on
to
you.
他拼了命想抓紧你
You
can
get
anything
out
of
him.
你想从他那拿走什么都行
His
car
his
watch...
他的车 他的表
Maybe
a
kidney.
You
already
have
his
testicles.
拿个肾估计也没问题 你已经得到他的蛋蛋了
You
can
start
a
collection.
可以集齐一整套
Oh
my
God
that's
right.
You
gave
me
your
laptop.
天啊 是这样没错 你把电脑给我了
今时今日
That
was
so
sweet.
你太好了
So
you
know
where
it
is
Of
course.
-这么说你知道在哪了 -当然啦
All
right
Yes
Great
-好耶 -棒 -太好了
I
gave
it
to
my
ex
boyfriend
Zack.
我给我前男友扎克了
Come
on
No
-不是吧 -不要啊
今时今日
Okay
Zack
thank
you
so
much.
好的 扎克 谢谢你
We'll
be
right
over.
我们这就过去
He
still
has
it.
电脑还在他那
I
can't
believe
you
took
a
gift
from
me
真不敢相信你把我送你的礼物
and
gave
it
to
another
man.
转送给其他男人了
Really
不是吧
Of
all
the
things
she's
given
to
other
men
她给其他男人送过那么多"甜头"
that's
what
you're
concerned
about
你却只在意这个吗
Please
don't
make
a
big
deal
about
this.
不要小题大做了
It
was
a
long
time
ago
we
were
broken
up.
那是很久之前的事了 我们当时分手了
Which
breakup
was
that
是哪一次分手
Was
that
the
Saint
Valentine's
Day
Massacre
是"情人节大屠杀"吗
No
no.
不 不是
This
might've
been
during
the
Comic
Con
Dump
A
Thon.
可能是"漫展大怒甩"期间
You
have
names
for
our
breakups
你们还给我们每次分手取名了吗
Well
they
would
really
blur
together
if
we
didn't.
如果不这样 可能会分不清
The
Comic
Con
breakup's
easy
to
remember
漫展那次分手很容易记住
because
Leonard
was
the
saddest
Pikachu.
因为莱纳德扮的是最难过的皮卡丘
Right
and
he
wiped
his
nose
on
your
cape
没错 然后他用你的披风擤鼻涕
and
then
you
were
the
saddest
Darth
Vader.
你就变成最悲催的黑武士了
You
know
Penny
and
I
aren't
the
only
ones
who've
broken
up.
话说 不是只有我和佩妮分过手
So
did
Howard
and
Bernadette.
霍华德和伯纳黛特也分过
Uh
not
to
brag
but
all
my
breakups
have
lasted.
不是要炫耀啦 但我每次分手都一分到底了
7年前
I'm
so
sorry
to
hear
about
you
and
Howard.
你和霍华德分手了 我很遗憾
Thanks.
I
just
didn't
think
he
was
谢了 我真是看不出来
the
kind
of
guy
who
would
be
doing
weird
stuff
online.
他是那种在网上乱来的人
Really
Wow
I
thought
it
was
so
obvious
but
okay.
真的吗 我觉得特别明显呀 不过行吧
Look
I
know
it's
hard
but
I
think
the
best
thing
我知道分手很难熬 但我觉得
to
do
after
a
breakup
is
to
take
some
time
分手后最该做的就是沉淀一下
and
be
by
yourself.
好好享受单身时光
Yeah
that's
healthy.
这才是健康的
Hey
babe
ready
to
go
宝贝儿 可以走了吗
Do
as
I
say
not
as
I
do.
学我说的话 别学做的事
今时今日
I
cannot
believe
you're
mad.
我真不敢相信你会生气
I'm
not
mad.
我没有生气
Oh
really
Tell
that
to
your
eyebrows.
真的吗 对你的眉毛说去
Bet
I
could
place
a
quarter
between
them
我在中间放一个硬币
and
it
would
just
stay
there.
都能停得稳稳的
Fine
I'm
mad.
好吧 我生气了
I
guess
I
was
more
upset
by
our
breakup
than
you.
我只是觉得我比你对分手更感到难过
That
is
not
true.
Of
course
I
was
upset.
才怪 我当然也很难过
Didn't
seem
like
it.
看起来不像呀
You
started
dating
the
first
你立刻就跟你找到的第一个
tall
handsome
hunk
you
could
find.
又高又帅的肌肉男搞上了
I'm
sorry
不好意思
are
you
mad
that
I
dated
Zack
or
that
you
didn't
你生气是因为我上了扎克还是因为你没上到他
Hi.
Hey
Zack.
-嗨 -你好扎克
So
good
to
see
you
guys.
真高兴见到你们
Man
we
should
do
this
more
often.
我们应该多这样来几次
Come
over
to
get
laptops
back
from
you
不停地回来找你要笔记本电脑吗
Totally.
对啊
So
do
you
have
it
你还留着那电脑吗
Of
course
I
do.
Penny
gave
it
to
me
as
a
gift.
当然啦 那是佩妮送给我的礼物
You
don't
get
rid
of
something
like
that.
这么重要的礼物怎么能乱丢呢
All
right
I'm
sorry
I
gave
away
your
stupid
laptop.
抱歉我把你那台蠢电脑送掉了
You
should
be.
We
were
broken
up
for
like
five
minutes.
你道歉是应该的 我们当时也才刚分手
Are
you
guys
fighting
你俩在吵架吗
Yeah.
No.
-对 -没有
Are
you
fighting
about
whether
or
not
you're
fighting
你们在为是否在吵架这件事而吵吗
'Cause
I've
had
that
fight
before.
我也跟人吵过这个架
Turns
out
we
were
and
I
lost.
最后发现我们真的在吵架 而我输了
Leonard
thinks
when
we
broke
up
it
didn't
bother
me.
莱纳德觉得我和他分手时一点都不难过
That's
crazy.
怎么可能
When
we
were
going
out
she
used
to
talk
about
you
all
the
time.
我和她交往时 她不停地在说你的事
In
fact
I
think
she
only
dated
me
老实说 我觉得她和我约会
because
I
reminded
her
of
you.
仅仅是因为我让她想起了你
Sure.
好吧
Because
we're
both...
因为我俩都...
people
是人吗
Damn
right
we
are.
说对啦
Oh
also
there
was
that
video
about
how
much
she
missed
you.
对了 里面还有一段讲述她如何思念你的视频
What
video
The
one
on
the
laptop.
-什么视频 -电脑上的那个
I
didn't
mean
to
invade
your
privacy
but
I
am
a
huge
snoop.
我没想窥探你的隐私 但我就是爱管闲事
Ask
my
neighbor.
She'll
tell
you.
不信问我的邻居 她会告诉你
But
not
right
now
she's
in
the
shower.
但别现在去问 她正在洗澡呢
7年前
Hello
Leonard.
你好 莱纳德
I
was
gonna
write
you
an
e
mail
but
I'm
a
little
drunk
我本打算给你写封邮件 但是我喝得有点高
and
spelling
is
a
sober
person's
game
so...
而拼写这件事适合清醒的人去做 所以...
I
feel
I
owe
you
a
'splanation.
我感觉我欠你一个"姐释"
I
I'm
sorry.
对不起
A
'splanation.
一个"姐释"
Penny.
Penny.
佩妮 佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
Sheldon
go
away.
I'm
making
a
video.
谢尔顿 走开 我在拍影片呢
Oh
I'm
sorry.
I'll
come
back
when
you're
alone.
抱歉 等你一个人 方便的时候我再过来
No
no
no.
I
am
alone.
不 不是的 我一个人在家
I'm
just
telling
Leonard
why
I
broke
up
with
him.
我在向莱纳德解释我为什么和他分手
Oh
he
knows.
他清楚得很
The
video
I
want
to
see
我倒是想看看
is
why
you
went
out
with
him
in
the
first
place.
解释你为什么和他交往的视频
I
went
out
with
him
because
he's
great.
我和他交往是因为他这人很棒
And
if
I
kept
going
out
with
him
如果我们继续这样下去
I
probably
would've
married
him
我大概就会和他结婚了
and
that's
a
little
scary
这让我有点害怕
because
I
just
don't
think
I'm
ready
for
that.
因为我还没有做好结婚的准备
You
know
plus
I
have
got
to
learn
how
to
spell
Hofstadter.
再说 我真得学学如何拼写霍夫斯塔特
I
I
know
there's
a
"D"
in
there
我知道里面有"塔"字
but
it
keeps
moving
every
time
I
try
and
write
it.
但每次一写 它就跳来跳去
Sheldon
what
do
I
do
谢尔顿 我该怎么做
Try
to
pass
out
facedown
so
you
don't
choke
on
your
vomit.
昏睡过去时记得面朝下 以免被呕吐物呛死
I
am
not
gonna
pass
out.
我才不会昏睡过去
But
thank
you
anyway.
但还是要谢谢你
Wow.
I
know.
-哇 -对啊
There's
like
two
more
hours
of
her
just
lying
there.
她后面还这么趴了两个多小时
Aw
you
love
me
so
much.
原来你这么爱我
I
married
you
jackass.
我都和你结婚了好吗 猪头
I...
I
know
and
not
just
out
of
pity
我知道 而且不是因为同情我
like
everyone
said
in
their
wedding
toast.
其他人在婚礼祝福里都说错了
You
want
to
see
the
part
where
she
falls
off
the
chair
你们想看她最后摔下椅子的画面吗
No.
Totally.
-不想 -想看
That's
my
wife.
这才是我老婆
I
got
to
see
that
again.
我得再倒回去看一遍
Got
the
laptop.
Hand
it
here.
-拿到电脑了 -快拿过来
Oh
this
is
so
exciting
我的小心脏好紧张
Hey
when
we
sell
the
Bitcoin
are
you
gonna
pay
your
dad
back
等我们卖掉比特币 你会把这些年来
all
the
money
you
took
from
him
over
the
years
剥削你爹的钱财都还给他吗
Never
even
crossed
my
mind.
想都没想过
Okay
here's
the
Bitcoin
folder.
找到比特币文件夹了
Yeah
how
much
is
in
there
里面有多少钱
It's
empty.
里面是空的
What
Th
That's
impossible.
什么 怎么可能
Do
you
think
Zack
stole
it
难道是扎克偷了吗
No
he
doesn't
know
how
to
steal
Bitcoin.
他才不懂怎么偷比特币
I
mean
he
waves
at
trucks.
他把货车当成出租车招手叫停
Hmm...
who
could
it
have
been
那会是谁干的呢
Sheldon
what
did
you
do
谢尔顿 你做了什么
I
plotted
my
revenge.
我策划了我的报仇大计
If
you
get
a
dish
I'll
serve
you
some
cold.
如果你有盘子 我就为你呈上一盘复仇
What
y
you
stole
our
Bitcoin
你偷了我们的比特币吗
Oh
calm
down.
冷静
All
I
did
was
sneak
onto
your
computer
我只是偷偷登录了你的电脑
and
download
your
Bitcoin
onto
a
flash
drive.
把你们的比特币下载到U盘上了
What
什么
I'm
not
keeping
it.
我没有占为己有
I
just
wanted
to
watch
you
sweat.
我只是想看你着急到满头大汗
If
you
want
to
watch
him
sweat
你要想看他出汗
walk
up
a
flight
of
stairs
with
him.
只需要和他爬一层楼梯就行了
I've
waited
seven
long
years
but
it
finally
happened.
我等待了7年之久 终于等到了
Where's
our
money
我们的钱在哪里
That's
the
best
part.
这才是最妙的部分
It's
on
the
Batman
flash
drive
on
your
key
chain.
其实就在你钥匙串上的蝙蝠侠U盘里
You've
had
it
in
your
pocket
all
along.
一直都在你的口袋里呢
Sheldon...
谢尔顿
I
lost
that
key
chain
years
ago.
我的钥匙串早就丢了
Really
真的吗
D
D
Did
you
look
under
things
你 你 有没有到处翻翻找找
Well
that
is
unfortunate.
真是太不幸了
I
guess
we've
all
learned
a
lesson
today.
我想我们今天都学到了一课
What
was
the
lesson
我们学到了什么呀
I
don't
know.
我也不知道
4年前
Huh.
What's
that
那是什么
Ooh
Batman
flash
drive.
蝙蝠侠的U盘呢
Pretty
cool.
真不错
Huh
if
I
erase
this
如果我把它格式化
I
could
probably
resell
it
for
like
ten
bucks.
还可以卖个10块钱呢
Things
are
finally
going
my
way.
小康生活在向我招手啦
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