生活大爆炸-S04E21_生活大爆炸

S01

Leonard are you in the shower

莱纳德你在洗澡吗

I can't hear you I'm in the shower

我听不清我在洗澡

I asked if you were in the shower

我问你是不是在洗澡

but that's moot now

现在没意义了

What

什么

Moot Rendered unimportant by recent events

没意义就是基于现况变得不重要的意思

I can't hear you I'm in the shower

我听不清我在洗澡

I have to skip the chitchat.

我不能闲谈了

Emergency.

紧急情况

What kind of emergency

什么紧急情况

You get mathematical 32 ounce banana smoothie

自己算吧 32盎司香蕉冰沙

16 ounce bladder.

16盎司的膀胱

You might not want to do that.

你确定你要那么做吗

I assure you I do.

我确定

Sheldon I'm not alone in here.

谢尔顿我不是自己在这

What

什么

Hello Sheldon.

你好谢尔顿

What are you doing in there

你在那干吗

She can't be in here

她不能在这

We were in here first you can't be in here.

我们先来的是你不能在这

According to the roommate agreement

根据室友协议

paragraph nine subsection B

第九段 B分段

"The right to bathroom privacy

"洗手间隐私权

is suspended in the event of force majeure."

在遇不可抗力时中止"

And believe me I am experiencing

相信我我现在正在经历

a very majeure force.

非常严重的不可抗力

Come on you can't wait two minutes

拜托你等不了2分钟吗

Oh Leonard let the man pee.

莱纳德让这可怜的人尿吧

Penny Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮佩妮

What

干吗

Move. Move. Move

闪开闪开闪开

Dr. Leonard Hofstadter

莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

you are officially charged

你正式被控

with two violations of the roommate agreement.

违反2项室友协议

Do you waive reading of the charges

你放弃宣读控告吗

Yeah fine.

好吧是

Hang on. No.

等等不

My client does not waive reading of the charges.

我的委托人不放弃宣读控告

Cool. I've got a lawyer.

酷我有律师了

And I've seen her naked.

而且我还看过她的裸体

Proceed.

继续

Very well.

很好

"Count the first

"罪行一

On or about the 28th day of April

4月28日左右

the accused did knowingly and with malice aforethought

在紧急时刻确切地说

(比喻及其需要尿哗哗)

deny access to the shared bathroom in a time of emergency

在"明知我的牙都被水淹了"的情况下

to wit my back teeth were floating.

被告蓄意预谋拒绝我使用共用洗手间

Count the second the accused exceeded

罪行二被告超过约定的

the agreed upon occupancy of the shower

浴室占用量

to wit one unless we are under attack

确切地说一个人除非我们被

by water soluble aliens."

可溶于水的外星人攻击"

Can I see the roommate agreement

我能看看室友协议吗

Um it's fairly technical.

它非常专业

I think I can handle it.

我认为我能应付

Top of her class Cambridge University.

她们班的尖子生剑桥大学

Licensed to practice law in three countries

在三个国家有律师执业许可

and your face.

直接KO你

All right based on a cursory reading

好吧根据我的粗略阅读

it doesn't look like you have much of a case Sheldon.

看起来你没什么获胜的几率谢尔顿

Do so do so.

不可能不可能

Oh I'm afraid not.

恐怕是的

Section seven here on the right to enter the bathroom

第七部分这里紧急情况下

in emergency situations is not specific

进入洗手间的权利没有明确约定

as to what constitutes an emergency.

什么是紧急情况

Oh that's ridiculous

这太荒唐了

A bathroom emergency is self explanatory.

洗手间紧急情况不言自明

Is it If Leonard forgot to trim his nose hair

是吗如果莱纳德忘记修剪鼻毛

could he barge in while you were showering

他能在你洗澡的时候闯进去吗

Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trimis nose hair.

不相干莱纳德不剪鼻毛

He thinks because he's short nobody can see up there.

他认为因为他很矮所有没人能看得到

My point is Sheldon the legal principle is

我的重点是谢尔顿法律准则是

ambiguity in a contract benefits

合同中的意义不明确

the party that did not draft it

使未参与起草的一方受益

in this case Leonard.

在本案中是莱纳德

So much for count one. But...

-第一条到此为止 -但是

There's no buts Sheldon that's how the law works.

没有但是谢尔顿法律就是这样

Schooled

完败

As for the shower capacity issue

至于浴室容量问题

I cite addendum J.

我引用附录J

"When Sheldon showers second any and all measures

"当谢尔顿第二个洗澡时

shall be taken to ensure an adequate supply of hot water."

必须采取各种方法保证有足够的热水"

I believe this supercedes the occupancy issue.

我认为这取代了占用问题

Superceded

被取代了

This isn't over.

这事没完

No offense but shower sex with you

别见怪但是跟你淋浴做爱

is now the second best thing that's happened today.

是今天第二棒的事

Mmm Greek food on pizza night

披萨之夜吃希腊菜

This is the most delightfully cruel thing

这是自从我们在谢尔顿的语音邮箱里

we've done to Sheldon since we left that fake message

留了史蒂芬·霍金的假留言以来

from Stephen Hawking on his voice mail.

对谢尔顿最残忍的事了太愉悦了

Seriously

真的吗

I wish to discuss your theories of black holes.

我想跟你讨论一下你的黑洞理论

Meet me at the Randy's Donut by the airport at 2 00 a.m.

凌晨2点在机场旁边的兰迪甜甜圈等我

What is that you're eating

你们吃的什么

Tonight is pizza night.

今晚是披萨之夜

I'd like to refer that to my attorney.

我要把这个问题交给我的律师回答

According to what I see here

根据我在这里看到的

Thursday nights are Franconi's pizza night.

周四晚上是Franconi披萨之夜

Yes and when Franconi's went out of business

对当Franconi倒闭时

we switched to Graziano's.

我们换成了Graziano's

That's interesting.

有意思

Can you just switch restaurants like that Priya

普丽娅可以像他那样随便更换餐厅吗

A good question Howard.

问得好霍华德

Turns out you can't.

其实是不可以的

According to the document you drew up Sheldon

谢尔顿根据你所制定的条例

the selection of a new takeout restaurant requires

选择一家新的外卖餐厅需进行

public hearings and a 60 day comment period.

公开听证会和为期六十天的评议审核

Were those criteria met

以上条件均符合吗

No.

没有

Opa Opa Opa

万岁万岁万岁

This is Greek food

这是希腊菜吗

Leonard you hate Greek food.

莱纳德你讨厌吃希腊菜的啊

Not as much as you.

你比我更讨厌吃啊

Fine. I'm nothing if not adaptable.

好吧我的适应能力很强

I got you the lamb kabob.

我给你买了羊肉串

Thank you.

谢谢

If you think about it

其实仔细想想

Greek food isn't that far from Italian food.

希腊菜和意大利菜有很多相似之处

They share a spice palette.

两种菜的调料差不多

And what a civilization is the Greeks'

还有希腊文明多么令人赞叹啊

They gave us science democracy

他们为我们带来了科学民主

and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.

和尝起来像汗味的烧焦小肉块

Penny Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮佩妮

Hey. What's up

怎么了

The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.

那个刻薄的印度女人想逼我吃羊肉

Congratulations. Pizza night will now be at your apartment.

恭喜你比萨之夜将于你家进行

Order one.

去点一个吧

Oh I'm sorry honey

抱歉亲爱的

I'm meeting Amy and Bernadette for dinner.

我要和艾米伯纳黛特共进晚餐

But you're welcome to tag along.

但你可以和我们一起啊

A girls' night

女生之夜吗

Oh I don't know if I'm up for an evening

我大概没有做好心理准备

talking about rainbows unicorns and menstrual cramps.

整晚听你们讨论彩虹独角兽和痛经

Okay suit yourself.

好吧随你的便

We'll probably be trashing Priya a little.

我们可能会说点普丽娅的坏话

Shotgun.

副驾驶是我的

Okay I'd like to propose a toast to a wonderful girls' night out.

好了让我们为欢乐的女生之夜干杯

Fair warning we can get ca razy.

友情提示: 我们会变得很疯狂的哦

Yeah. Last week we smoked cigars

是呀上周我们抽了雪茄

and pretended to be dragons.

还假装自己是龙呢

Really Amy

开什么玩笑艾米

Tobacco and alcohol

你也开始抽烟喝酒了吗

Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made

需要我来提醒你没有多少科学发现

by people having a good time

是在不苦逼的情况下做到的吗

Why did you bring him He's harshing my buzz.

你为什么要把他带来太扫兴了

I felt sorry for him.

我是因为同情他

Priya's giving him a hard time.

普丽娅折磨他来着

Ooh the Priya bashing's starting early. Yay

这么早就开始痛骂普丽娅了爽

Okay what's up with those pantsuits

那个西装裤女又怎么了

I need some context.

求解释

Pantsuits suck.

西裤套装逊毙了

And that opens her up

这下我们可以尽情地

to justifiable ridicule for wearing them.

对她那套衣服嘲讽了

Good one Bernadette.

说得好伯纳黛特

See Ca razy.

疯狂吧

You smell like baby powder.

你身上有婴儿爽身粉的味道

It's talc.

是滑石粉

But as that's a primary ingredient of baby powder

但由于滑石粉是婴儿爽身粉的原材料

I understand your confusion.

你会搞错也是人之常情

Oh I'm not confused at all.

我一点都没搞错

You're like a sexy toddler.

你简直像个性感的婴儿

I don't know how to process that.

我不知道该怎么接话了

I do.

我知道

Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree.

艾米和谢尔顿坐在树上

K I S S S S I N G.

亲亲亲亲嘴

That's too many S's for "kissing."

"亲嘴"里面没有那么多"亲"

Not if they're doing it for a long time.

可如果他们亲了好久呢

Sheldon... have you ever kissed a girl

谢尔顿...你以前亲过姑娘吗

Other than my mother my sister and my Mee Maw no.

我只吻过我的母亲姐姐和奶奶

But in the interest of full disclosure

但为了让大家了解到全部真相

I was once on a bus

有一次在公交车上

and had to give mouth to mouth resuscitation to an elderly nun

我曾为一位因轻微中暑而晕厥的老修女

who passed out from heat exhaustion.

做过嘴对嘴人工呼吸

Every year I get a Christmas card from her

每年圣诞节我都会收到她的贺卡

signed with far too many X's and O's.

她会在签名里加很多X和O [拥抱与亲吻]

That doesn't count.

那根本不算

Aren't you even a little curious

难道你一点都不好奇吗

Yeah you're a scientist

对啊你可是个科学家

where is the curiosity

你的好奇心跑哪去了

I'm available for experimentation.

我能做试验品

Thank you.

谢谢

Not necessary.

没有必要

We know everything there is to know about kissing.

我们已经掌握了关于接吻的所有细节

It requires 34 facial muscles

接吻需牵动34条面部肌肉

and 112 postural muscles.

和112条姿势肌

Oh blah blah blah.

扯扯扯

Give me some sugar bestie.

亲爱的给我点甜头尝尝

I'm certainly glad no one said

令我感到庆幸的是

they were curious about Aztec human sacrifice.

没人对阿兹特克人体祭祀感兴趣

Hey I know let's take Sheldon dancing.

对了我们带谢尔顿去跳舞吧

Ooh I totally want to see Sheldon dance.

我超想看谢尔顿跳舞的样子

I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.

我敢说他会像只热锅上的蚂蚁

No thank you but for the record

谢谢不必了但需要声明一下

I'm an excellent dancer.

我拥有精湛的舞技

Proficient in the Rumba Waltz and Cha cha.

我熟练掌握了伦巴华尔兹和恰恰舞

Really

真的吗

I don't see why that's surprising.

真不明白这有什么好奇怪的

I excel at so many things.

我擅长的事太多了

You've had my sourdough bread.

还吃过我做的酸面包吧

Did you take dance lessons

你上过舞蹈课吗

Against my will

虽然我不情愿

in the South preadolescent children

但在南方未成年孩童

are forced through a process called cotillion

都要强制上沙龙舞课程

which indoctrinates them with all the social graces

灌输他们必须的社交风度

and dance skills needed to function in 18th century Vienna.

和舞蹈技能以适应18世纪的维也纳

Oh we are so taking you dancing.

哦我们一定一定要带你跳舞去

No you most certainly are not.

不你们更多的肯定是不想带

Well what does your cotillion training say is expected

你受过的沙龙舞训练怎么教你的

of a gentleman when three ladies ask him

绅士收到三位淑女要求

to escort them to a dance soiree

请他护送至舞会你该怎么做

I saved a nun's life

我救过一位修女的命

Why am I being punished

上帝为何还要这样惩罚我

Take us someplace we can waltz.

带我们去能跳华尔兹的地方

Where you can what

跳什么的地方

Waltz. It's a social dance from Austria

华尔兹舞这是奥地利的一种社交舞

choreographed to a three four time signature.

精心设计的3/4拍节奏舞蹈

《蓝色多瑙河》[小约翰·施特劳斯]

[韩语]

Oh waltz.

哦华尔兹舞啊

Here we go.

出发

I kissed a girl and I liked it

我吻了个女孩感觉很不错

I hope my boyfriend don't mind...

希望我男友并不介意

What happened to you

你秀逗了吗

Shake it baby shake it

摇摆起来宝贝摇摆起来

Muy caliente Sheldon

热力四射啊谢尔顿

Care to dance

能请你跳舞吗

Oh I'm sorry I'm engaged.

抱歉我订婚了

How about you

这位小姐呢

Oh what the hell.

随便吧

How come if we're the smart people

我们这么聪明的人

we don't do this every night

怎么之前没夜夜笙歌呢

What's 16 times 14

16乘以14等于多少

My burps taste like cranberry juice.

我打出的嗝有股蔓越莓饮料味

And there's your answer.

这就是你的回答

Would you like to come in for a nightcap

想进来喝一杯[nightcap也作睡帽用]吗

If you're referring to the beverage

如果你指的是喝杯酒水

you know I don't drink.

你知道我不喝这些的

If you're referring to the hat you don

如果你指的是睡帽

while wearing a nightshirt and holding a candle I have one.

同时还穿着睡衣举着蜡烛的话那我已经有一顶了

I have Yoo hoo.

我家有哟呼哦[软饮]

It's hard to say no to Yoo hoo.

这怎么忍心拒绝呢

The name literally beckons.

这名字就太吸引人了

Make yourself comfortable.

别拘束随意吧

Thank you.

谢谢

Is someone smoking

有人在抽烟吗

Oh that's just Ricky.

那是因为里奇呀

You own a smoking monkey

你养了只抽烟的猴子

Don't be silly. He's one of the animals

别傻了这只是我实验室里

in my department's nicotine addiction study.

其中一只用来研究尼古丁上瘾的

What's he doing here

那它在这干嘛

I'm giving him emphysema.

既然我要让它得肺气肿

The least I can do is let him hang out and watch Cable.

至少能带它出来逛逛看看电视做补偿吧

Remarkable.

太了不起了

Aren't you worried about secondhand smoke

你不担心二手烟吗

A little. The real danger is him biting

有点但真正的危险是

my face off while I'm sleeping.

它趁我睡觉咬我的脸

Is he deliberately blowing smoke at me

它是故意往我脸上吹的吗

Yeah. He's kind of an ass.

对它就是一混蛋

Thank you.

谢谢

May I share something with you

能让我跟你倾诉下

that's troubling me

让我深受困扰的事吗

Of course.

当然

What's rattling around that big bulbous head of yours

是什么让你这聪慧大脑烦恼呢

Priya has essentially nullified

普丽娅基本上使

my roommate agreement with Leonard

我和莱纳德的室友协议无效化了

making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me.

令我的生活无比难受

And you want me to kill her Done.

你想让我杀了她吗没问题

No of course not.

不是的当然不是

I trained Ricky how to smoke.

我既然能训练里奇吸烟

I can train him to shoot a poison dart.

就能训练它发毒镖

No jury would convict us 'cause people love monkeys.

陪审团不会判我们有罪因为他们都喜欢猴子

I understand

我能理解

the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is

酒精煽动起了不知道是什么

that makes girls go wild...

反正能让女人变狂野

but I really need to talk to smart Amy now.

但我现在真的得跟聪明艾米谈话

Excuse me.

失陪一下

Have you considered that your intelligence

难道你还没意识到你的非凡智慧

might be the very thing causing your dilemma

可能就是导致你这一困境的罪魁

No.

没

What do you think Ricky over here would do

你以为当有入侵者侵入

if an interloper encroached on his territory

里奇的地盘它会怎么做

Well when challenged monkeys generally assert their dominance

面临挑战猴子们会追赶攻击

through chasing assault and a stylized penile display.

还有露阴等办法来维护自己的统治

That's a little outside my comfort zone.

这个我可有点做不来

You're being too literal.

你太夸张了

My point is he would not meekly surrender to the rules

我是说它不会轻易屈服于规则

and neither should you.

你也不该屈服

Are you suggesting I play dirty

你是建议我使坏吗

Yes dirty.

对使坏

Dirty... dirty... dirty.

使坏使坏使坏

([来吧对我使坏吧])

Which brings me to our next order of business.

说到这我想进行第二阶段行动了

Fascinating.

真"醉"人

I hope you don't take what I'm about to do

接下来我要做的事我希望不会是

as a comment on what we just did.

你对刚才咱俩刚做的事的评语

Who's to say you shouldn't be dissecting our brains

是谁说的你不应该被植入人类的脑细胞呢

You really are an ass.

你还真是个混蛋

Morning Sheldon.

早安谢尔顿

Oh good you're up.

很好你们起来了

I've written a new and improved

我写了一份经过改良

roommate agreement that benefits me greatly.

好让我占大便宜的新室友协议

I'd like you to sign it.

我想让你把它签了

Why would I want to do that

我为什么要签

Excellent question.

问得好

Do you remember what happened to the alien

你记得由天才演员弗兰克·乔辛客串

played by talented character actor Frank Gorshin

《星际迷航》里那集"最后的战役"

in the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"

里面的外星人下场如何吧

Uh Captain Kirk activated the self destruct sequence

柯克船长激活自毁程序

and threatened to blow up the Enterprise

威胁要炸毁进取号

and kill them both unless he gave in

除非他投降否则一起同归于尽

Affirmative.

正确

Computer this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

计算机我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

Activate self destruct sequence.

激活自毁程序

Code 1 1 A 2 B.

代号11A2B

Self destruct sequence activated.

自毁程序已激活

What are you gonna do Sheldon

你打算怎么做谢尔顿

blow up the apartment

炸飞这间公寓吗

That was my first thought but all my cool stuff is here.

我一开始是这么想的但我的宝贝都在这

So what happens when it counts down

那倒数完了之后会怎么样

Unless Leonard signs the new agreement

除非莱纳德在接下来的41秒里

in the next 41 seconds

把这份新协议签了

this computer will send an e mail to your parents in India

否则它就会给你远在印度的父母发一封电邮

saying that you're in a secret relationship

揭发你跟一个比棉花糖霜还白的男人

with the whiter than Marshmallow Fluff

莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

Leonard Hofstadter.

搞地下情

Oh my God.

天啊

What's the big deal

这有什么大不了的

Trust me it's a big deal.

相信我这是大事

They're gonna find out about me eventually right

他们迟早会知道我的对吧

Yeah of course just not today.

对当然但不是今天

20 seconds.

还剩20秒

Are you ashamed of me

你觉得我拿不出手

Of course not.

当然不是

Then why can't we tell your parents

那为什么不能告诉你父母

Please don't push this.

拜托别逼我

He does that all the time doesn't he 15.

他一直都这样不是吗还剩15秒

Okay fine Sheldon you win. Turn it off.

好吧谢尔顿你赢了关了它

No he's bluffing.

不他在虚张声势呢

I never bluff. Ten. It's blackmail

-我从来不虚张声势还剩10秒 -你这是敲诈

Nine. We give up.

-还剩10秒 -我们投降了

Eight. This is ridiculous.

-还剩8秒 -这太荒谬了

It's a laptop with a full charge.

这台电脑早就充满电了

Honestly what do you see in him

说实话你到底看上他哪点

Give him what he wants or we're done.

照他说的做不然咱们就分手

Three. Really

-还剩3秒 -说真的

Two. Okay I'll sign it

-最后两秒 -好我签

Self destruct sequence aborted.

自毁程序中断

You may have gone to Cambridge

你也许在剑桥上过学

but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

但哥可是星舰学院的荣誉毕业生

Good morning Amy.

早上好艾米

It most assuredly is not.

这句问候语肯定是反语

Are you experiencing dehydration headache

你是不是口渴头疼

nausea and shame

恶心还有羞愧呢

Yes.

是

I also found a Korean man's business card

我还发现我的事业线里

tucked into my cleavage.

藏着一张韩国男人的名片

What happened last night

昨晚发生什么事了

Ah memory impairment

啊哈记忆障碍

the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.

干完每瓶伏尔加之后都会免费得到这个奖赏

Sheldon

谢尔顿

All right.

好吧

Last night you gave me some excellent advice

昨晚鉴于我在家的问题

regarding my problem here at home

你给了我一些很好的建议

you kissed me and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes

你亲完我然后断断续续干呕了40分钟

following which you passed out on your bathroom floor.

之后你就昏倒在厕所地板上

I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow

我折了块毛巾垫在你头下作为枕头

set your oven clock to the correct time

还给你烤箱调到正确的时间

because it was driving me crazy...

因为它太让我抓狂了

...and I left.

然后我就走了

Okay.

好吧

Don't really know where we go from here.

真不知道接下来咱俩该怎么办

I suggest we treat our relationship

我建议把我们的关系

as if it were a crashed computer

看作是一台当机的电脑

and restore it to the last point we both agree it worked.

还原到上一次我们都觉得可行的点

Terrific. Thank you.

很好谢谢你

They were out of menthols

没有薄荷糖卖了

Get off my back

快从我背上滚下来

Not easy living with a temperamental little primate.

跟坏脾气的灵长动物一起生活真不容易呀

Come on Priya just admit I embarrass you

说啊普丽娅你就直说是我让你觉得羞愧吧

You're preaching to the choir sister.

姐们儿我懂的

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