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Gentlemen I put it to you
先生们 我告诉你们哟
the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.
最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁
First off that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.
首先 明眼人都知道这话错的 因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味
Secondly the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.
其次 西米的有机结构使布丁 黏糊糊摇晃晃 有潜在致命危险
It is extracted from the plant...
是从植物里提取...
Hey I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
嘿 我在考虑留点胡子
No kidding
不是吧?
Fu Manchu a handlebar pencil
傅满洲那样的? 八字胡 又尖又长?
It's extracted from the plant. I'm not sure yet.
- 是从植物中提取 - 还没想好呢
You know George Clooney has one now.
乔治·克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢
Really I once saw him shopping at Ralph's. He was buying tequila.
真的? 我看到过他在拉夫斯超市买龙舌兰酒
You'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.
你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
All right this is cruel.
好啦 太残忍了
We'd better let him finish before his head explodes.
我们还是让他说完 不然人家要爆头了
All right Sheldon why is tap...
好吧 谢尔顿 为啥西...
Tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant manihot esculenta
西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成
Due to a high concentration of cyanide
由于富含高浓度的氰化物
it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly
其本身有毒性 如加工不当即食用会致命
Feel better now
现在爽了吧?
It is also indigenous to Brazil as is the coa bean from which we get chocolate the best pudding.
同时可可豆也是巴西的 从中能提取巧克力 做最好的布丁
And you promised you wouldn't do that anymore
求你们别再耍我了!
Hey Hofstadter.
嘿 霍夫施塔特
Hey Kripke.
嘿 Kripke
Heard about your latest anti proton decay experiment.
听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了
20 000 data runs and no statistically significant results.
收集两万数据 却没啥有用的结果
Very impressive.
灰常了得
What a jerk.
蠢货一个
Don't feel bad Leonard. Negative results are still results.
别气馁 莱纳德 没用的结果也是结果
Even 20 000 of them. All right
- 就算两万又算啥 - 行啦!
Please don't cheer me up anymore.
求你们别在给我打气了
Come on. Don't let him get to you. It's Kripke.
别呀 不要让他打击到你 Kripke哪根葱
Yeah he's a ginormous knob.
对呀 大蠢蛋一个
That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.
所以他孤单用餐 而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来
For shizzle.
说得对呀
It's true Kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted.
确实啊 Kripke确实缺乏 咱固有的那种基本社交技巧
But he also controls the new open science grid computer
但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机
that I need to use to run some simulations of structure formation in the early universe.
而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态
Well good luck getting time on it.
看你有没有那命用上吧
The only people he lets use it are his friends.
他可只让他的朋友使用
Well then the solution is simple.
那 解决办法很简单嘛
I shall befriend him.
我去和他做朋友
Kripke
Kripke!
Yeah
啥事?
What would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends
你觉得我们交个朋友如何?
I would say I have no interest in becoming your friend.
我觉得木有啥兴趣哟
Really
当真?
That seems rather shortsighted coming from someone who is generally considered altogether unlikable.
你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙 目光还真是相当短浅呀
Why don't you take some time to reconsider
不如重新考虑下吧?
Yeah I'll do that.
行呀 我去想想
Well I think we're off to a terrific start.
看来咱这开局不错啊
There you go.
好了
Now any e mail from Wolowitz will go right into your spam folder.
现在所有沃尔伍兹发来的邮件 都会直接进入垃圾箱
Thanks. I mean the e mail doesn't bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.
多谢 其实骚扰邮件倒没啥 他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人
Yeah I got the same one and that's not a bathing suit. It's a tan line.
是呀 我也收到了 那可不是浴衣 是晒痕
Hello this is Sheldon Cooper.
你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀
I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke.
这是给贝瑞·克里帕奇的留言
Barry it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.
贝瑞 很高兴在食堂与你邂逅
I saw that you purchased the chef's salad.
我注意到你买了推荐沙拉
Apparently you did not know that the chef's salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat.
显然 你不知道推荐沙拉是 食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏
Nevertheless I hope you enjoyed it.
不过呢 我希望你用餐愉快
I'm following up on our pending friendship and I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.
我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况 期待你来电给它定位哟
Sheldon Cooper.
我是谢尔顿·库珀
What's up with Ichabod
胆小发明家又咋了?
Uh he's trying to make a new friend.
他在交友呢
Oh really Well good for him.
真的? 不错嘛
Well unless he makes one out of wood like Geppetto I don't think it's gonna happen.
除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹 不然没戏的
How did you guys become friends
那你们咋成为朋友的?
There was a flyer on the bulletin board at the university
大学公告板上的一张传单
"Roommate wanted.Whistlers need not apply."
"招募室友 吹口哨的勿扰"
And you moved in anyway
你就搬进去了?
I assumed he was joking.
我以为他说着玩的
You'd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.
你绝对想不到有多少量子物理学家 都有反复无常的一面
What about Howard and Raj I mean how did he become friends with them
霍华德和拉吉呢? 我是说他咋和他们好上的?
I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring
不知道 碳原子是如何构成苯环的?
Proximity and valence electrons.
价电子亲近
Well sure when you put it that way.
是呀 你这样说也是哈
But it all worked out right
但相处的也不错是吧
I suppose. I do miss whistling though.
差不多吧 尽管我很怀念口哨
Oh come on. Really
不是吧?
First warning.
警告一次
Penny Penny Penny
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮
This is for you.
给你的
Hello Sheldon.
你好 谢尔顿
What is this
这是啥?
It's a questionnaire I devised.
我设计的调查表
I'm having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work
我和一位同事交友遇到点困难
so I'm doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me.
所以我想做些小调查 更好的了解 为什么我目前的朋友们喜欢我
Yes well that is a good question.
嗯 这个问题值得考虑
But is this really the best way to figure it out
但你确定这是最好的办法了?
I agree. The social sciences are largely hokum.
问得好 社会学家很大程度是忽悠
But short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response to my companionship
但又不能插一个电极到你的大脑 探测你对我友谊问题的反应
this is the best I can do.
就这方法还凑合了
Okay "Question one "Rank the following aspects of Sheldon Cooper "in order of appeal "
好 "问题1: 按吸引力程度给 谢尔顿·库珀以下各方面排序
Intelligence ruthless attention to hygiene playfulness JAVA applet writing"
聪明 洁癖 有趣 Java程序编写?"
I know I may have started out with a fairly obvious one
也许头一个问题答案过分明显
an aspect of my most appealing trait playfulness.
谁不知道我最吸引人的特质之一 有趣
Why don't you just go ahead and rank that number one
你直接把它排到1号吧
I'm afraid you're on your own for the rest.
恐怕剩下的我不能指导你了
It should take you no more than three hours.
用不了三个小时就可以完成
Well wait. How many questions are on this thing
等下 这玩意儿有多少个问题呀?
Only 211.
区区211个
Don't worry. In deference to you I kept them all at a high school graduate reading level.
别担心 为了照顾你 这份高中毕业就能读懂
Thanks pal.
还得谢你 哥们儿
You got it... buddy.
客气啥...姐们儿
Sheldon honey did you ever consider making friends by being I don't know pleasant
谢尔顿 亲爱的 你有没有考虑过 通过让人开心来交友啊?
Well that's certainly a thought provoking hypothesis.
那当然是一个发人深思的假设
May I suggest it as the topic for your essay
我看你论文写这题目好了
Your questionnaire very disappointing.
你的调查问卷 十分让人失望呀
I answered every question Sheldon.
我逢题必答呀 谢尔顿
You answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern
你选择题很有规律嘛
A B B A C A B B A C
A- B-A-C.A- B-A-C.
Oh you picked up on that huh
你发现了哈
How could I not
我怎么会发现不了?
Come on. There's over 200 questions.
行行好 超过200个问题
And look at some of these things.
看有些问题吧
"Sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank "
"谢尔顿之于友谊如同太空梭之于什么?"
There are a number of acceptable answers.
这里有些适合的答案呀
For example Near Earth transport."
例如 C近地运输机
But certainly not Avocado rancher."
但绝对不是B鳄梨种植工
And your essay suggesting that I'd have better luck making friends if I wait till the Cylons take over
你在论文里还说等到赛昂人接管地球 我在交友方面会更有运气
Please.
请别
Now hold on. I put some real work into that.
等等 那篇我可是认真写的
Yes well it's better than what Wolowitz did.
是呀 可比沃尔伍兹好多了
He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
他画了一个大阴囊的发情浣熊
It's kinda cute.
还真有点可爱哟
Until you get to the scrotum.
只要不看它那玩意儿
What hope do I have for establishing new relationships given that
我怎么会有希望建立新的友情关系?
my current friends apparently could not take a few hours out of their lives to help me
现存的朋友们都舍不得用 他们漫长生命的少许小时来帮助我
Sheldon I'm not going to defend a big balled raccoon.
谢尔顿 我没打算为大蛋蛋浣熊说话
Well I don't see how you could.
我看不出你能做到
What I'm trying to say is that maybe you can't approach this as a purely intellectual exercise.
我想说的是 或许你不能把 这些当作纯粹智力习题来对待
What do you mean
你什么意思?
Well remember when you tried to learn how to swim using the Internet
还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?
Ididlearn how to swim.
我是学过游泳
On the floor.
在地板上学的
The skills are transferable.
技巧是相通的
I just have no interest in going in the water.
我只是不想到水里去
Then why learn how to swim
那你为啥要学游泳呀?
The ice caps are melting Leonard.
冰盖在融化呀 莱纳德
In the future swimming isn't going to be optional.
未来 游泳是不可避免的
But you do bring up an interesting point.
但你给了我灵感
I don't have to break new ground here.
我用不着做新的研究
I'm sure much of the research already exists.
肯定很多研究结果是现存的
No no my point is if you want to learn how to make friends
不 不 我想说的是 如果你想学如何交友
then just go out to a coffee shop or a museum.
到咖啡店或者博物馆去
Meet people. Talk to them.
认识些人 和他们交流
Take an interest intheirlives.
了解下人家的生活
That's insane on the face of it.
疯了呗
Come on. Where are we going
- 走吧 - 我们去哪儿?
You're driving me to the mall.
你载我去卖场
I'm going to acquire a book that summarizes the current theories in the field of friend making.
我要去买本现存交友领域的理论大全
Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there
你干嘛不直接躺地上 游过去呢?
Coping with the Death of a Loved One.
<如何面对至爱的离去>
My condolences. Thank you.
- 节哀顺变 - 感谢你
Family or friend Family.
- 家人还是朋友? - 家人
Too bad.
太遗憾了
If it had been a friend I'm available to fill the void.
如果是朋友 我刚好可以填补空缺
It's just as well. She smelled like mothballs.
没关系 她满身卫生球味道
Okay if you're gonna start sniffing people I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel.
好吧 要是你在这嗅人玩 我去买点热脆饼
Excuse me.
劳驾
Do you have any books about making friends
有交友的书吗?
Um yeah but they're all for little kids.
嗯 有 但都是写给小孩子的
I assume the skills can be extrapolated and transferred.
我想技巧可以推断 道理相通嘛
I guess. They're right over there by the wooden train set.
可能吧 就在木火车那边
I love trains.
我爱火车
I bet you do.
你当然喜欢了
Oh my that's awfully sticky.
哎 呀 还真粘
All right let's see...
好了 我来瞧瞧哈...
Bernie Bunny Has Two Daddies Now.
<兔子波尼有两个爸爸了>
That's probably about homosexual rabbits.
估计是同志兔子的故事
Gerry the Gerbil and the Bullies on the Bus.
<沙鼠杰瑞和恶霸在公车上>
Read it. Not helpful.
读过了 没啥用
Oh here we go.
哦 有了
Stu the Cockatoo Is New at the Zoo.
<动物园的新成员鹦鹉斯图>
"Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne Indiana
莎拉·卡朋特作 现与其爱人 朋友马克以及鹦鹉斯图
"with her husband and best friend Mark and their cockatoo Stu."
居住于印第安纳州 韦恩堡
Hardly makes her an expert in making friends wouldn't you agree
没有点交友专家的样子 你说是吧?
I don't like birds. They scare me.
我不喜欢鸟类 它们多吓人
Me too.
我也是诶
Most people don't see it.
很多人都意识不到
What are you reading
你读啥呢?
Curious George.
<好奇的乔治>
Oh I do like monkeys.
哦 猴子我可喜欢
Curious George is a monkey.
好奇乔治就是猴子
Somewhat anthropomorphized but yes.
算是人格化的 但没错
Say maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together. Would you like that
或许 啥时候咱俩去看个猴子呗 你觉得好不?
Okay.
好哇
Sheldon what are you doing
谢尔顿 你干嘛呢?
I'm making friends with this little girl. What's your name
我和这小女孩交朋友呢 你叫什么名字?
Rebecca.
瑞贝卡
Hi Rebecca. I'm your new friend Sheldon.
嗨 瑞贝卡 我是你的新朋友谢尔顿
No you're not. Let's go.
不 别搞了 走吧
We were really hitting it off. Don't look up. There's cameras.
- 我俩聊得正投机呢 - 别抬头 上面有摄像头
the "How well do you know Sheldon" section
我想知道哈 在"你有多了解谢尔顿"那项
what did you put for his favorite amino acid
他最喜欢的氨基酸 你们填的啥?
Lysine. Lysine.
- 赖氨酸 - 赖氨酸
Damn it I had lysine and changed it.
完了 我本来写了赖氨酸 又改了
Oh good you're just in time.
太好了 时间刚刚好
I believe I've isolated the algorithm for making friends.
我想我解开了交友解题步骤
Sheldon there is no algorithm for making friends.
谢尔顿 交友哪有解题步骤啊
Well hear him out. If he's really onto something
得了 听他讲完 要是真有啥发现
we could open a booth at Comic Con.Make a fortune.
咱就在动漫大会上弄个展台 赚他一笔
See my initial approach to Kripke had the same deficiencies
是这样 我最初和Kripke搭话就跟
as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.
鹦鹉斯图刚到公园时一样有着缺陷
Stu the Cockatoo
鹦鹉斯图?
Yes. He's new at the zoo.
没错 他是动物园新成员
It's a terrific book.
超赞的书
I've distilled its essence into a simple flow chart that will guide me through the process.
我摘录它的精华制作了流程图来指导我
Have you thought about putting him in a crate while you're out of the apartment
有没有考虑过出门时把他装进大木箱里?
Hello Kripke Sheldon Cooper here.
你好 Kripke? 我是谢尔顿·库珀
It occurred to me that you hadn't returned any of my calls
我想到哈 你没回我的电话
because I hadn't offered any concrete suggestions for pursuing our friendship.
是因为我没为发展友情提出实际建议
Perhaps the two of us might share a meal together.
或许咱俩该一起吃个饭
I see.
了解
Well then perhaps you'd have time for a hot beverage
那有没有时间喝个热饮?
Popular choices include tea coffee cocoa.
最受欢迎的有茶 咖啡 可可
I see. No no no wait. Don't hang up yet.
了解了解 别 先别挂
What about a recreational activity
那娱乐娱乐怎么样呢?
I bet we share some common interests.
我们肯定有共同爱好
Tell me an interest of yours.
说说你有啥兴趣爱好
Really On actual horses
真的呀? 骑真马?
Tell me another interest of yours.
再说个兴趣爱好
I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in the water till I absolutely have to.
抱歉 不到逼不得已 我才不下水游泳
Tell me another interest of yours.
再说个兴趣爱好
Uh oh he's stuck in an infinite loop.
哦这问题要无限循环下去了
I can fix it.
我来搞定
Interesting but isn't ventriloquism by definition a solo activity
有意思 但口技不是个人娱乐项目吗?
Yeah. Tell me another interest of yours.
再说个兴趣爱好
Is there any chance you like monkeys
你喜不喜欢猴子呀?
What is wrong with you Everybody likes monkeys.
你咋回事嘛? 人人都喜欢猴子
Hang on Kripke.
别挂 Kripke
A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.
没办法时 选择不太讨厌的项目
Howard that's brilliant.
霍华德 聪明啊
I'm surprised you saw that.
你居然想到了
Gee why can't Sheldon make friends
天呀 谢尔顿咋交不到朋友呢?
All right Kripke that last interest strikes me as the least objectionable
好了 Kripke 你刚说那兴趣爱好 是我不太讨厌的
and I would like to propose that we do that together.
我提议咱一起去玩
Tomorrow.
明天
Yes I'll pay. All right good bye.
是的 我付钱 好的 拜拜
All right. Time to learn rock climbing.
好啦 该学学攀岩了
You know I am a fan of ventriloquism.
要知道 我超喜欢口技哟
Maybe you me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage.
要不你我还有你的小假人去喝个热饮
He could talk while you drink.
你喝时他表演
Nope. I wanna climb some rocks.
不鸟 我想攀岩
This appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop.
这家伙比在电脑上看起来大啊
One expects to see hominids learning to use bones as weapons.
想看原始人怎么用骨头当武器呢
You afraid of heights Cooper
你恐高啊 库珀?
Hardly. A fear of heights is illogical.
哪能啊 恐高完全不合理
A fear of falling on the other hand is prudent and evolutionary.
然而害怕掉下来 才是有发展眼光的说法
What would you say is the minimum altitude I need to achieve to cement our newfound friendship
你说要巩固我们的友情 我最少要爬多高呀?
Come on they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.
好啦 这开生日会呢 小盆友都爬
Little kid hominids perhaps.
小原始人吧
So is this your entire job Your parents must be so proud.
你工作就干这点事啊? 父母一定很骄傲哈
Let's go Cooper. I'm coming Kripke.
- 来啊 库珀 - 来了 Kripke
Okay the harness seems to be secure.
好的 绳子貌似很结实
A small amount of incontinence just now but the Web site said that's to be expected.
刚才有点不能自制 但网上说那是正常情况
this isn't so bad. It's like vertical swimming.
也不咋难嘛 像是垂直游泳
Hey look at you Cooper. You're almost halfway to the top.
嘿 瞧瞧 库珀 都爬到一半了
I am
是吗?
I was wrong. It is a fear of heights.
我错了 我恐高
You all right there Cooper
你还好吗 库珀?
Not really.
不太好
I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent function that's approached an asymptote.
感觉像是反正切曲线接近渐近线了
Are you saying you're stuck
你是说你卡住了?
What part of inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote did you not understand
反正切曲线接近渐近线 哪个字你不明白啊?
I understood all of it. I'm not a moron. Just keep going.
我都明白 我又不是白痴 接着爬啦
Yeah I don't think I can.
我想我做不到
Well then climb back down.
那就爬下去
No that doesn't seem any more likely.
不行 更没可能了
What's your plan Cooper
你打算咋办 库珀?
Well it's not exactly a plan but I think I'm going to pass out.
不能算是啥打算 我想我要晕菜了
I'm sorry can we please just do it one more time
抱歉 咱再做一次行吗?
Okay. One two one two three and...
好的 一二 一二三
It's a little thing but you really do miss it.
小事一件 但真是怀念啊
Hello everyone.
大家好
I brought my new friend Barry Kripke home for dinner.
我带新朋友贝瑞·克里帕奇回家吃饭了
Hello to you too.
你们也好啊
How was rock climbing
攀岩怎样?
He passed out.
他晕过去了
Just hung there like a big salami.
跟个意大利腊肠一样吊在那
Tha tha that's where I sit.
那 那 那是我的座
Ooh you have a special spot What kind of wacko are you
你还有固定座位呢? 咋这么怪捏
How much time you got
看你有多少时间
You want some Chinese food
来点中餐?
Terrific. Got any dental floss
太好了 有牙线没?
In the bathroom.
在洗手间
Be right back.
马上回来
I got to floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm gonna eat Chinese.
吃中餐前要先把牙里的印度菜弄出来
Sheldon are you okay
谢尔顿 还好吗?
Oh yes I pass out all the time but it was worth it.
哦 好呀 全晕过去了 但值了
I've made substantial progress in bonding with Kripke which brings me to an awkward moment.
我和Kripke的友情有了质的进展 但这也产生了一个尴尬的问题
What's that
咋了?
Maintaing five friendships promises to be a Herculean task so...
维持五个朋友的友情太困难了 所以...
I'm going to have to let one of you go.
我要开除你们其中一个
Me me let it be me.
我 我 选我吧
Leonard you are my roommate my source of transportation
莱纳德 你是我的室友 我的出行工具
and you help me fold my sheets when they come out of the dryer.
床单烘干后你会为我叠好
You are safe.
你安全了
Can I whistle Don't be silly.
- 能吹口哨不? - 别犯傻
Howard you do not have a PhD your cologne is an assault on the senses
霍华德 你没有博士学位 你的古龙水刺激感官
and you're not available for video games during the Jewish high holidays.
犹太重大节日期间 你不能参与电子游戏
Guilty as charged. I'm out.
我有罪啊 我淘汰了
No. You too are safe.
不 你也安全
Oh come on. What do I have to do
哦 不是吧 我该怎么做呀?
Okay you know what I see where this is going.
好了 我知道怎么个意思了
I'm not one of you guys. I'm not a scientist so just tell me...
我不属于你们中的一员 我也不是科学家 直接告诉我...
Penny Penny Penny everything you're saying is true but please allow me to continue.
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 你说的都对 但请听我说完
Raj you're out.
拉吉 你被淘汰了
That's a good question.
问的好
While you do provide a certain cultural diversity to an otherwise homogenous group
你的确为这个同类的小团体 注入了异域的文化
your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.
但你问卷的回答太闹心了
How could you for a moment think that my favorite amino acid is glutamine
你怎么会觉得我最喜欢的氨基酸是谷氨酰胺?
He had lysine but changed it.
他写了赖氨酸 又改了
Shoulda woulda coulda Raj.
早干啥了 拉吉
I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open for new food.
我喜欢在吃东西前打牙线 以便牙缝迎接新的食物
Hello
你好啊!
How did I walk past you
我以前怎会没注意到你?
I'm Barry. Penny.
- 我是贝瑞 - 佩妮
Eh that's not a very hot name.
呃 这名字不咋性感嘛
I'm going to call you Roxanne.
我要叫你罗姗
Ooh pot stickers.
哦 饺子
Suddenly I'm looking pretty good huh
突然前 我变得如此优质了哈?
So Kripke I was wondering if there's any chance you could get me some time on the open science grid computer
Kripke 我在想你能不能借我用用 开放科学网格计算机呢?
No. No But we're friends.
- 不行 - 不行? 我们是朋友啊
I'm sorry. No my friend.
抱歉 不行 我的盆友
I'm confused.
搞不懂了
I was given to understand that you allow your friends time on the machine.
我以为你会让朋友用那机器的
No that's wrong. There's an official schedule. I have no control over it.
不 不是那么回事 有正式安排的 我做不了主
Well this entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.
看来整个尝试都是徒劳了
Raj you're back in.
拉吉 你可以回来了
He likes monkeys.
他喜欢猴子
You gotta give him credit for sticking with it.
我得表扬他的坚持精神
I didn't think he had it in him.
我看他是没那细胞
And he almost made it to the top this time.
这次差点就到顶了啊
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