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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory
《生活大爆炸》前情提要
Sheldon
did
you
just
figure
out
a
method
谢尔顿 你这是想出了一个办法
for
synthesizing
a
new
stable
super
heavy
element
可以人工合成一种新型稳定超重元素吗
Did
I
是吗
Well
that
can't
be
right.
这不可能呀
No
one's
ever
done
that
before.
从来没有人成功过呢
Except
me
because
I
just
did
it
除了我 我想出来了
Sheldon
and
his
brain
yeah
谢尔顿谢尔顿脑力无边
Sheldon
and
his
brain
yeah
谢尔顿谢尔顿脑震八方
I've
made
a
horrible
mistake.
我犯了个可怕的错误
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么
This
table
it's
in
square
centimeters.
这个表格是平方厘米制的
I
read
it
as
square
meters.
我看成了平方米
You
know
what
that
means
知道这意味着什么吗
That
Americans
can't
handle
the
metric
system
美国人看不懂公制吗
Amy
I
was
off
by
a
factor
of
10
000.
艾米 我这是失之毫厘差之千里的错误
But
the
Chinese
team
found
the
element.
但是中国研究小组发现了元素
Yeah
well
they
shouldn't
have.
他们不应该发现的
My
calculations
were
wrong.
我的计算是错的
the
greatest
scientific
achievement
of
my
life
我这辈子最伟大的科学成就
is
based
on
a
blunder.
是建立在一个巨大的错误之上
I'm
not
a
genius
我不是天才
I'm
a
fraud.
我是个骗子
You
know
Sheldon
in
neuroscience
谢尔顿 在神经系统学里
we're
forever
finding
something
in
one
part
of
the
brain
我们总是在大脑某处有所发现
that
we
thought
was
someplace
else.
但地方和原来想的完全不一样
Oh
great
now
I'm
worse
than
a
fraud.
这下可好 我连骗子都不如了
I'm
practically
a
biologist.
我沦为生物学家之流了
时至今日
This
is
Science
Friday.
I'm
Ira
Flatow.
欢迎收听《科学星期五》 我是艾拉·菲莱
My
guest
today
is
responsible
for
the
discovery
今日的来宾是第一个
of
the
first
stable
super
heavy
element.
稳定超重元素的发现者
Welcome
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper.
欢迎谢尔顿·库伯博士
Thank
you.
谢谢
Uh
the
university
made
me
come
here.
是学校硬要我来的
I
didn't
want
to.
我本人并不想来
Uh
big
fan
of
the
show.
我是这节目的忠实听众哦
So
I
understand
that
you
actually
discovered
我听说你之所以发现这元素
this
element
by
mistake.
完全是因为一个错误
Yes.
是的
And
some
people
in
the
science
community
are
calling
it
而科学界有些人把这个错误称之为
"The
Wonder
Blunder."
Who
-"蠢货奇迹" -那些人是谁
Give
me
their
names.
告诉我他们的名字
I
bet
it's
Wolowitz.
肯定是沃罗威茨
It's
just
such
a
fascinating
story.
这故事真是太了不起了
Your
calculations
are
way
off
你在计算上偏差了这么多
but
they
find
the
element
anyway.
却还是有人找到了这元素
It's
like
misreading
a
treasure
map
感觉就像是读错藏宝地图
and
still
finding
the
treasure.
却还是找到了宝藏一样
Can
we
talk
about
something
else
我们能聊别的话题吗
Do
you
know
that
I
yodel
你知道我会唱山歌吗
That's
interesting
but
this
could
be
taking
you
那不错啊 但这发现有可能
down
the
path
toward
a
Nobel
Prize.
让你获得诺贝尔奖
And
in
chemistry
no
less.
而且是化学奖哦
And
wouldn't
that
be
unusual
这种情况很少见吧
Because
you're
a
physicist.
因为你是物理学家
Yes
yes
I'd
be
a
physicist
with
a
Nobel
in
chemistry.
对对对 我将是获得诺贝尔化学奖的物理学家
Everyone
laugh
at
the
circus
freak.
大家快来笑我这个奇葩吧
You
know
I
don't
need
to
sit
here
and
take
this
Flatow.
我不需要坐在这忍受你的羞辱 菲莱
It
is
because
of
bullies
like
you
就是因为有你这种恶霸
every
day
more
and
more
Americans
所以每天才会有越来越多的
are
making
the
switch
to
television.
美国人转投看电视
第七季
第十集
生活大爆炸
President
Seibert
I
don't
know
why
you're
yelling.
塞伯特校长 你为什么要凶我
You're
the
one
who
made
me
go
on
the
radio.
是你叫我去上广播节目的
I
was
expecting
a
professional
science
interview
我以为那会是一场专业的科学访谈
not
an
attack
by
some
morning
zoo
shock
jock.
而不是被整人节目口无遮拦的主持人攻击
Well
if
the
university
needs
money
so
badly
如果学校这么缺钱
perhaps
you
should
start
a
swear
jar.
或许你该设立个脏话罚款筒赚钱
That
one's
worth
a
dollar.
你这一串脏话够罚一块钱啊
I
know
you
don't
like
it
我知道你不喜欢上节目
but
every
time
you
do
an
interview
但是你每次去接受采访
it
raises
the
profile
of
the
university.
都能提大学提高知名度
That
translates
to
funding.
高知名度就有高资助费
Yeah
well
I'm
not
just
some
trained
monkey
我又不是受训的卖艺猴子
dancing
for
coins.
帮他们乞讨钱
Of
course
you're
not.
你当然不是啦
People
love
trained
monkeys.
那种猴子多讨人喜欢
How
can
you
not
be
happy
你有什么好不开心的啊
You're
tall
thin
and
famous.
你又高又瘦又出名
Oh
my
God
I'm
jealous
of
Sheldon.
天啊 我好嫉妒谢尔顿
Look
you're
gonna
be
doing
this
stuff
for
a
while.
这些访谈估计还持续一段时间
You're
just
gonna
have
to
find
a
way
to
get
used
to
it.
你得找到习惯这些事的方法
But
none
of
you
know
what
this
is
like.
但你们没人能懂我的心情
Being
celebrated
for
something
you
wish
you
never
did.
自己悔恨不已的事却被人大肆赞扬
Mmm...
you
clearly
haven't
been
with
me
at
Mardi
Gras.
想必你没跟我一起去过狂欢节
Want
to
pause
the
video
game
and
help
me
clean
up
要暂停一下游戏来帮忙我打扫吗
I
am
cleaning
up.
我正在打扫啊
Look
at
the
mess
the
Joker
made
of
Gotham
City.
打扫小丑对高谭市造成的破坏
Come
on
it's
your
friend
who's
coming
to
stay
here.
拜托 要来暂住的可是你的朋友
Raj
grew
up
in
India.
拉杰是在印度长大的
Trust
me
he's
seen
worse.
相信我 比这更脏的他都见过
Howie.
华仔
I
promise
I'll
help
out
the
rest
of
the
week.
我保证这周接下来的日子我会帮忙
The
rest
of
the
week
这周接下来的日子
You
said
it
was
just
gonna
be
a
night
or
two.
你不是说就一两天吗
Yeah
but
if
I
told
you
a
week
但如果我直接跟你说住一周
would
you
have
said
yes
No
-你会同意吗 -当然不会
Then
you
left
me
no
choice.
所以我只好出此下策啦
I
love
Raj
but
that's
a
long
time
for
a
house
guest.
我喜欢拉杰 但他这暂住也太久了吧
I
know
but
they're
tenting
his
building.
但他的公寓整个楼都在除虫 没法住
He
can't
find
a
hotel
he
likes
that
allows
dogs.
他也找不到能让带宠物的酒店
He's
bringing
Cinnamon
他还带小桂子来啊
For
a
whole
week
待一整周呢
The
nerve
of
some
people.
有些人真是大惊小怪
Here
comes
the
Embarrassment
Express.
迎面而来的是羞愧号快车
With
stops
at
Fraudville...
将会经过 骗子镇站
WonderBlunderberg...
蠢货奇迹山站
and
Kansas
City.
以及堪萨斯城
Because
it's
a
hub.
只因这是运输交汇处
Sheldon
can
I
come
in
谢尔顿 我能进来吧
Do
you
have
cookies
No.
-你有带饼干吗 -没有
Good.
I
don't
deserve
cookies.
Come
in.
很好 我不配吃饼干 进来吧
Wil...
Hey
Sheldon.
-威尔... -谢尔顿
It's
been
a
while.
好久不见
Why
are
you
here
你怎么来了
Amy
said
you
were
having
a
rough
time
艾米说你最近不开心
and
I
thought
maybe
we
could
talk.
我就想来开导开导你
Is
that
okay
可以吗
Certainly.
当然可以
Although...
虽然...
right
now
I'm
having
a
rough
time
现在我就不开心
because
there's
three
people
in
my
room
因为我房间现在有三个人
and
it's
starting
to
feel
like
a
discotheque.
感觉跟迪斯科舞厅一样拥挤
Sheldon
you
said
you
were
unhappy
getting
attention
谢尔顿 你说你不开心是因为
for
something
you
wished
you
never
did.
人们都在关注让你悔恨不已的事
Yeah
I
know
a
little
something
about
that.
关于这事 我也有点经验
Oh
nonsense
Wil.
少来了 威尔
Your
endless
tweets
are
not
that
bad.
你的刷屏微博也没那么糟啦
I
remember
why
it's
been
a
while.
我想起这么久不见他的原因了
Sheldon
I
was
actually
talking
谢尔顿 我要说的是
about
when
I
was
a
kid
on
Star
Trek.
我小时候在星际迷航里演出的事
How
could
you
not
like
getting
attention
你怎么会不喜欢因为出演该电影
for
playing
Wesley
Crusher
而获得大家的关注呢
You
were
wonderful.
你的角色很讨喜啊
A
know
it
all
boy
genius
with
an
eidetic
memory.
一个全知全能记忆超强的男孩
Who
couldn't
relate
to
that
谁对那个角色会没有代入感啊
Well
not
everybody
felt
that
way.
不是每个人都这么想的
A
lot
of
people
really
hated
the
character
很多人很讨厌那个角色
and
some
of
them
hated
me
because
of
it.
因此有些人也为此而讨厌我
I
would
do
interviews
我也曾接受过访谈
and
people
would
be
mean
to
me.
很多人都会嘲讽我
That
just
happened
to
me.
我也碰到这种事了
Next
time
you're
stuck
for
a
tweet
下次你想不出刷什么屏了
feel
free
to
say
what
a
jerk
Ira
Flatow
is.
欢迎你写一条艾拉·菲莱是混蛋的微博
Sheldon
the
point
is
Wil
learned
to
embrace
that
part
of
his
life
谢尔顿 重点的是威尔能学会接受现实
and
moved
on
to
bigger
and
better
things.
然后更重要的东西迈进
Yeah
I'm
an
author
now
是啊 我现在是个作家
I
do
public
speaking
经常公开演讲
and
I
have
my
own
web
series
about
board
games.
我自己还出了一部关于桌游的网络剧
We're
trying
to
cheer
him
up
so...
我们是要哄他开心 所以...
I'm
just
saying
that
there
was
a
time
when
I
thought
我只是想告诉你 曾有一段时间
I
would
never
get
out
of
Wesley
Crusher's
shadow.
我以为自己走不出那角色的阴影
But
now
但现在
it's
just
one
small
part
of
a
pretty
great
life
那只是我完美人生中的一小章节
and
it's
a
part
that
I'm
happy
is
there.
我也很开心有过那些经历
I
do
see
what
you're
saying.
我明白你的意思
That
helps.
挺受用的
Good.
那就好
Would
you
two
like
to
stay
and
play
trains
with
me
你们俩个要留下来一起玩火车吗
Sure.
Okay.
-好 -可以啊
Oh
great
太好了
Now...
现在呢
I
work
the
controls.
我来操作控制器
I
say
"All
aboard"
我来喊"请上车"
you
sit
quietly
and
watch.
你们俩安静坐着看就行了
Can
I
blow
the
whistle
我能吹哨子吗
You
should
probably
go.
你还是走吧
You're
gonna
brush
your
teeth
on
my
couch
你要在我家沙发上刷牙吗
No
I'm
gonna
brush
Cinnamon's
teeth.
我是要刷小桂子的牙
Why
bother
何苦呢
She
spends
half
the
time
licking
her
butt.
她有一半的时间都是在舔屁眼
And
the
other
half
licking
my
face.
另一半的时间是在舔我脸
That's
why
I'm
brushing
her
teeth.
所以我才要帮她刷牙
Hey
guys.
Sorry
I'm
so
late.
抱歉 我回来晚了
Did
you
already
have
dinner
你们吃完饭了吗
No
we
were
waiting
for
you.
没 我们在等你
Aw
that's
so
sweet.
你们真好
Yeah.
So
what
do
you
feel
like
making
所以你今晚打算煮什么呢
Howard
the
poor
thing
just
got
home
from
work.
霍华德 这可怜的姑娘刚忙完回家
Let
me
get
you
a
glass
of
wine.
我先给你倒杯酒
I'll
cook
dinner.
然后我来做晚餐
Oh
Raj
you're
our
guest.
Don't
be
silly.
-拉杰 你可是客人 -没关系啦
Sit.
You
look
like
you've
had
a
long
day.
快坐下 你看上去很累
No
she
always
looks
like
that.
没事啦 她经常这样
Because
she
married
an
idiot.
因为她嫁了个傻逼
Thank
you
Raj.
谢谢 拉杰
Please
this
is
my
way
of
thanking
you
客气啥 就当是我感谢你们
for
letting
me
stay
here.
让我住在这里吧
Now
tell
us
all
about
your
day.
跟我们说说你今天过得怎么样
Okay
um
well
first
I
was
late
to
a
meeting
好的 首先我开会迟到了
'cause
I
was
stuck
in
traffic.
因为在路上堵车了
Well
I
keep
telling
you
to
put
that
traffic
app
on
your
phone.
我就叫你在手机装一个交通实时监控软件嘛
Hey
when
you
got
home
today
complaining
that
you
felt
sick
你今天回家抱怨 因为吃太多糖豆
from
eating
too
many
jelly
beans
而肚子不舒服时
did
I
tell
you
how
to
fix
it
我有教你怎么解决问题吗
No.
没有
I
said
"Aw
that
must
hurt
"
相反 我说"小可怜 一定很疼吧"
and
I
rubbed
your
belly.
然后帮你揉肚肚
I
thought
of
you
the
whole
time.
我全程都在想着你
All
I'm
saying
is
there's
a
time
to
just
listen.
我的意思是 有时你只需去倾听
Thank
you.
多谢
There's
also
a
time
to
stop
eating
too
many
jelly
beans.
有时你也得适可而止 别吃那么多糖豆
And
it's
when
you're
ten.
"有时"是指十岁以后
Hello
President
Siebert.
塞伯特校长
Thank
you
for
taking
my
call.
谢谢您接听我的电话
I
just
wanted
you
to
know
that
you
can
now
expect
我只是想让您知道 您现在可以指望我
enthusiastic
participation
from
me
regarding
my
discovery.
热心参与有关我的发现的一切活动了
Oh
no
no
no
no.
不 不 不
No
need
to
thank
me.
无需感谢我
Thank
my
friend
Wil
Wheaton.
要谢就谢我的朋友 威尔·惠顿
For
your
information
I
have
nine
friends
hmm
向您报告一下 我有九个朋友
Ten
if
we
include
you.
算上您的话 就十个
Nine
it
is.
那就九个吧
Ah
it's
ten.
I'll
count
Wolowitz.
还是十个吧 算上沃罗威茨好了
Hello
friend
Leonard.
你好 朋友莱纳德
Hey
you're
in
a
good
mood.
你心情不错嘛
I'm
in
a
great
mood.
我心情超棒的
Well
you're
about
to
be
in
an
even
better
one.
那你的心情即将变得更棒
I
didn't
want
to
say
anything
until
I
knew
for
sure
我是现在确定了才敢告诉你
but...
但
I've
been
re
running
the
tests
on
your
element
in
my
lab
我在我实验室重新测试了你的元素
and
I
disproved
it.
我证明了它不存在
Your
element
does
not
exist
你的元素根本不存在
Yeah
but
what
about
the
Chinese
research
team
是吗 但中国的研究小组呢
They
found
it.
他们的确发现了啊
Yeah
it
turns
out
someone
added
结果证明是有人在
simulated
signals
to
the
data
files.
数据文件里加入了模拟信号
They
faked
the
results.
他们伪造了结果
Really
Yes
-真的吗 -真的
Do
you
know
what
that
means
你知道这意味着什么吗
That
means
all
of
this
attention
that
you
hate
goes
away.
你讨厌的所有关注 通通都会消失
So
no
more
interviews
所以不会再有访问吗
No
it's
all
over.
对 全都结束了
I
can't
believe
it.
真是难以置信
Well
you're
welcome.
不用客气
You
robbed
me
of
my
greatest
achievement
你夺走了我这辈子最大的成就
What
什么
I'm
back
down
to
nine
friends
我现在只有九个朋友了
Make
it
eight
I'm
sick
of
Wolowitz
too
算了 八个吧 我也不喜欢沃罗威茨
I
I
don't
understand.
我不明白了
All
you've
done
since
you
discovered
自从你发现这个该死的元素后
this
stupid
element
was
complain.
你就一直在抱怨个不停
I
was
trying
to
make
you
happy
我只是想让你开心
By
taking
away
my
only
claim
to
fame
所以要夺走我唯一成名的机会吗
Well
if
you
wanted
to
make
me
happy
如果你想让我开心
you
could
have
told
me
a
joke.
你可以跟我讲个笑话
Or
shown
me
a
cute
video
或是给我看一段有爱的视频
of
a
koala
and
an
otter
比如考拉和水獭
becoming
unlikely
friends.
破天荒地成为朋友
Oh
there
is
no
winning
with
you.
你总是最有理那个
And
koalas
and
otters
don't
even
live
near
each
other
而且考拉和水獭居住地差了十万八千里
That's
what
makes
their
friendship
unlikely
所以它们成为朋友才是破天荒之举
What's
with
all
the
yelling
你们俩在吵什么啊
Leonard
disproved
my
element.
莱纳德推翻了我的发现
Now
all
the
attention
is
going
to
go
away.
现在所有的关注都要消失了
Oh
that's
great.
You
must
be
thrilled
这很好啊 你一定很激动吧
That's
it
I'm
down
to
seven
friends.
很好 我现在只剩七个朋友了
He's
counting
hobbits
and
superheroes
right
他是连霍比特人和超级英雄都算上了吧
When
I
thought
the
element
was
real
I
didn't
want
it.
一开始我以为元素是真实存在的 我不想要它
But
now
that
Leonard
made
it
not
exist
但现在莱纳德证实它并不存在
I
want
it
more
than
anything
in
the
world.
它反而成了我全世界最想要的东西了
The
the
element
never
existed.
那元素从来就不存在
I
didn't
take
it
away
science
took
it
away.
不是我夺走它 而是科学夺走了它
Be
mad
at
science.
要气就气科学吧
Don't
you
dare
use
science
against
me.
你胆敢用科学来反驳我
Science
is
my
best
friend
科学可是我最好的朋友
Oh
good
I'm
back
up
to
eight.
太好了 我又有八个朋友了
Will
you
tell
him
he's
out
of
his
mind.
你能告诉他 他疯了吗
Actually
I
get
what
he's
saying.
老实说 我理解他的意思
Oh
yes
Nine
太棒了 变九个了
Welcome
back
buddy.
欢迎回来 朋友
It's
like
if
you're
dating
someone
you're
not
that
into
就像跟一个你不是很喜欢的人约会
and
then
they
break
up
with
you
等那人跟你分手了
and
then
you
want
them
more
than
ever.
你就变得很想要那人了
I
have
no
idea
what
she's
talking
about.
我完全不知道她在说什么
but
we're
ganged
up
on
you
so
I
agree.
但我们现在联手对付你 所以我赞成她的话
Okay
Sheldon
what
do
you
want
me
to
do
谢尔顿 那你要我怎么样
hide
the
information
隐瞒我的发现吗
If
I
don't
publish
it
如果我不公布
it's
just
a
matter
of
time
before
someone
else
does.
迟早其他人也会这么做的
No
no
of
course
you
have
to
publish.
不 你当然得公布
That's
your
responsibility
as
a
scientist.
那是你作为一个科学家应尽的责任
Doing
otherwise
would
be
unethical.
否则会违背职业道德
You
have
no
choice.
你别无选择
Fine
I'll
publish.
好吧 我会公布
Can
you
believe
this
guy
你看这没良心的混球
Aw
Raj
did
the
dishes.
拉杰把碗都洗了
How
do
you
know
I
didn't
do
them
你怎么知道不是我洗的
Because
once
when
all
the
knives
were
dirty
因为有一次 所有刀子都没洗
you
cut
a
bagel
with
your
keys.
你宁愿用钥匙切面包圈 也懒得洗
Good
morning
everybody.
早上好 两位
I
picked
up
coffee
while
I
was
out.
我出去的时候 顺便买了咖啡
Bernadette
here's
your
soy
peppermint
mocha.
伯纳黛特 这是你的大豆薄荷摩卡
Aw
you
didn't
have
to
do
that.
你真是太客气了
Oh
my
pleasure
乐意之至
and
don't
worry
about
your
presentation
today.
对了 不要担心今天的演讲
You're
gonna
be
great.
你一定会表现出色
Yeah
you're
gonna
knock
it
out
of
the
park.
对啊 你一定能震惊四座
What
presentation
do
I
have
today
我今天要做什么演讲来着
Just
go.
快走吧
He
loves
you.
他很爱你的
What
are
you
doing
你这是干什么
Are
you
trying
to
make
me
look
bad
你是故意让我难堪吗
I'm
just
being
a
good
house
guest.
我只是想当个好客人
No
you're
being
a
better
husband
than
I
am.
不 你是想当一个比我还好的丈夫
Doing
the
dishes
getting
coffee
洗碗 买咖啡
knowing
about
her
life
对她的生活了如指掌
who
does
that
谁会那样做啊
Oh
come
on
I
brought
you
one
too.
别这样嘛 我也给你买了一杯
I
don't
want
coffee.
我不想喝咖啡
That's
why
I
got
you
hot
chocolate.
所以我给你买了热巧克力
Give
me
that.
快给我
Just
stop
showing
me
up.
不许什么都做得比我好
Howard
listen
to
me.
霍华德 听我说
You're
a
great
husband.
你是一个很棒的丈夫
Yes
your
listening
skills
could
use
some
work.
没错 你倾听的技巧还需要多练练
But
it's
amazing
how
far
you've
come
但作为一个独生子
given
that
you're
an
only
child
还有一个过度保护的老妈
raised
by
an
over
protective
mom.
你算做得很不错啦
Um
is
this
getting
weird
这情形好像有点奇怪啊
Hang
on.
别动
So
yes.
的确是很怪
I
just
wanted
to
let
you
know
that
I
I
posted
my
findings.
我想告诉你一声 我发表了我的发现
I
saw.
我看见了
And
I
just
posted
a
retraction
of
my
paper.
我刚发公告 要求撤回我的论文
Now
the
whole
scientific
community
knows
I
was
wrong.
现在整个科学界都知道我是错的
These
things
happen
all
the
time
Sheldon.
这样的事情经常发生 谢尔顿
Not
to
me.
不是发生在我身上
The
only
other
retraction
I
ever
had
to
issue
我之前唯一一次公告的撤回说明
was
when
I
was
seven
and
I
conceded
that
my
brother
还是在我7岁的时候 我承认我哥哥
was
the
greatest
ninja
in
East
Texas.
是东德州最优秀的忍者
But
that
was
just
a
ploy
但那只是把我的脸
to
get
my
face
out
of
his
armpit.
从他的臭腋窝里拯救出来的权宜之计
There
he
is
他在这里啊
It's
my
favorite
superhero
我最爱的超级英雄
the
Retractor
撤回侠
Come
on
don't
give
him
a
hard
time.
拜托 别落井下石了
I'm
sorry
Cooper.
对不起 库珀
I
retract
it.
我撤回刚才说的话
By
the
way
Hofstadter
顺便说下 霍夫斯塔德
nice
job
disproving
the
Chinese
team.
做得真棒 推翻了中国研究组的结果
It's
not
a
big
deal.
不算什么
It's
a
huge
deal.
这可是大事
Cooper
maybe
physics
just
isn't
your
thing.
库珀 也许你不太适合研究物理
Have
you
ever
considered
a
career
in
retail
有没有考虑转去做零售
That
way
you
could
take
things
back
for
a
living.
这样你就能靠撤回东西过生活了
Okay
Barry
that's
enough.
好了 巴里 太过了
Oh
no
that's
okay.
不 没事
I
can
fight
my
own
battles.
我可以打赢自己的战斗
Isn't
that
right
"Bawwy."
对吗 "八尼"
Is...
你这是
Is
that
a
reference
to
my
speech
impediment
在嘲笑我的语言障碍吗
That's
pretty
hurtful.
太伤人了
I...
我
I
can't
control
it.
我自己没法控制
You're
right
你说得对
That
was
uncalled
for.
这招太卑鄙了
I
take
it
back.
我收回
Of
course
you
do.
你当然要收回了
Because
you're
the
Retractor
因为你是鼎鼎大名的撤回侠
Raj
this
dinner
was
amazing.
拉杰 晚餐的味道太好了
If
you're
here
much
longer
如果你多住一段时间
I'm
gonna
have
to
buy
bigger
clothes.
我得买大一号的衣服了
Nonsense.
瞎说
You
need
a
little
fattening
up.
你需要长点肉
You've
been
looking
too
skinny
lately.
你最近太瘦了
Howie
how
come
you
never
say
anything
sweet
like
that
华仔 你怎么从来不会说这些哄人开心的话
What
are
you
talking
about
说什么呢
Remember
last
week
when
I
asked
you
记得上周 我问你
if
you
were
wearing
Spanx
and
you
weren't
你是否穿了塑身衣 你却没穿吗
How's
that
different
这明明就是夸你苗条嘛
Maybe
you
could
try
being
more
thoughtful
也许你可以学学你的朋友拉杰
like
your
friend
Raj.
更体贴一些
Yeah
well
maybe
you
could
try
being
more
like
Raj.
也许你可以学学拉杰
Oh
really
Yeah
yeah.
-是吗 -当然
He
packed
me
a
lunch
this
morning.
他今天早上为我打包了午餐
And
there
was
a
note
inside
that
said
"Go
get
'em"
袋子里有张字条写着 "勇敢上吧"
Like
I
don't
do
enough
around
here.
我为这个家做得还不够多吗
Now
I
need
to
pack
your
lunch
现在还要为你打包午餐吗
And
by
the
way
why
do
you
need
a
note
telling
you
而且 你为什么需要字条来告诉你
to
"Go
get
'em"
You're
a
grown
man
"勇敢上吧" 你是个大老爷们
You
should
know
to
"Go
get
'em"
你应该知道要"勇敢上吧"
I
do
know
to
"Go
get
'em"
我的确知道"勇敢上吧"
but
sometimes
it's
nice
to
have
emotional
support
只是有时候 我"勇敢"去"上"的同时
when
I'm
going
and
getting
them
有精神支持感觉会更好
Hey
hey
do
you
hear
yourselves
别这样 瞧你们在说些什么话
Let's
just
you
know
all
calm
down
and
take
a
step
back.
咱们冷静下 都各退一步
This
is
stupid.
Why
are
we
fighting
太傻了 我们为什么要吵架
I
don't
know.
我不知道
I
guess
I
was
just
feeling
like
I'm
a
lousy
husband.
我想是因为我觉得自己是个差劲的老公
You're
not
a
lousy
husband.
你不是差劲的老公
You're
a
great
husband.
你是个非常棒的老公
I
was
the
one
feeling
like
a
lousy
wife.
我才觉得自己是个差劲的老婆
Are
you
kidding
You're
the
best.
开什么玩笑 你最棒了
I
know
what
the
problem
is.
我知道问题在哪里
It's
him
都怪他
Oh
what
did
I
do
我做了什么
You
made
us
feel
like
we're
not
trying
hard
enough.
你让我们觉得 我们经营婚姻不够用心
Yeah
we
were
totally
fine
half
assing
our
marriage
我们之前很满意我们打混摸鱼的婚姻
till
you
showed
up.
直到你这个祸害出现
Look
I'm
sorry
you're
upset
with
me
我很抱歉让你们生气了
but
I
just
have
to
say
it's
nice
to
see
但我得说 看到你们统一战线
the
two
of
you
on
the
same
page.
真是太好了
Oh
it
does
feel
good
to
have
you
你能支持我一次
backing
me
up
for
once.
的确感觉不错
-
I
back
you
up
all
the
time
That
is
not...
-我总是支持你好吧 -那不是...
He's
doing
it
again
What
is
wrong
with
you
-他又在挖坑 -你这人太坏了
I
can't
believe
they
kicked
you
out.
真不敢相信他们把你赶出来了
I
can't
believe
they're
still
married.
真不敢相信他们还没离婚
Oh
no
I
forgot
Cinnamon's
toothbrush
at
Howard's.
不好 我把小桂子的牙刷忘在霍华德家了
I
guess
you're
sharing
with
Daddy
again.
看来你又要和爸比共用一把牙刷啦
Bark
once
if
you
need
me
to
call
PETA.
要我打电话给反虐待动物协会就吠一声
What's
that
animal
doing
in
our
apartment
那只动物在咱们家干嘛
Oh
relax
she's
in
her
crate.
She
can't
get
out.
放轻松 她在笼子里 出不来的
I
have
two
words
for
you
送你几个字送给你
Jurassic
Park.
侏罗纪公园[恐龙逃出]
This
day
just
keeps
getting
worse
and
worse.
今天真是越来越糟糕
You
know
if
it
makes
you
feel
any
better...
如果这话能让你感觉好点...
It
probably
won't.
可能不会
You're
probably
right.
你可能是对的
Sheldon
it's
a
beautiful
night.
谢尔顿 今晚夜色不错
Why
don't
you
and
I
go
for
a
nice
walk
together
我们出去散步好吗
Oh
everything
is
just
sex
with
you
isn't
it
你这人怎么整天淫虫上脑啊
Sheldon
I
think
you
might
find
the
support
谢尔顿 你得意识到
you're
looking
for
if
you
realize
that
想在恋爱中得到多少扶持
relationships
are
a
give
and
take.
全取决于自己有多少付出
She
can
only
be
there
for
you
你有多支持她
as
much
as
you
are
for
her.
她也会有多支持你
Thank
you
Rajesh.
谢谢你 拉杰什
And
Amy
you
need
to
be
patient
with
Sheldon
艾米 你对待谢尔顿也要有耐心
instead
of
pressuring
him
而不是对他施压
to
accept
intimacy
on
your
terms.
让他接受你的这一套亲密观
You
should
probably
go.
你还是走人吧
I'm
Ira
Flatow
and
this
is
Science
Friday.
我是艾拉·菲莱 这里是《科学星期五》节目
I'd
like
to
welcome
back
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper
欢迎谢尔顿·库珀博士再次前来
who
thought
he
had
discovered
a
new
super
heavy
element
他以为自己发现了一种新的超重元素
only
to
have
it
disproved
by
my
next
guest
不料却被另一位嘉宾莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
Dr.
Leonard
Hofstadter.
证明是错的
Welcome
to
Science
Friday
gentlemen.
先生们 欢迎来到《科学星期五》做客
Thanks.
Thank
you.
-谢谢 -谢谢你
Ira
if
I
may
I'd
like
to
apologize
艾拉 容我说一句 我想为
for
my
behavior
last
week.
我上周的行为道歉
It's
all
right.
没关系
Now
isn't
there
something
you'd
like
to
say
to
me
你有没有什么话想对我说
No.
没有
Now
Dr.
Hofstadter.
霍夫斯塔德博士
Can
you
walk
us
through
the
process
你能讲述一遍你推翻
you
used
to
disprove
his
theory
他理论的实验过程吗
Well...
I
believe
I
can
answer
that.
-好的 -我可以回答这个问题
He
asked
me.
他问的是我
Fine.
好的
As
I
was
saying...
我刚才在说
You're
telling
it
wrong.
Ira...
你讲得不好 艾拉
to
really
understand
the
story
here
要想好好理解这件事
you
have
to
start
at
the
very
beginning
就得从最开始讲起
A
small
town
in
East
Texas
where
a
young
genius
named...
在东德州的一个小镇 一位年幼的天才叫做
Sheldon...
That's
right
Sheldon
Cooper.
-谢尔顿 -没错 谢尔顿·库珀
He
was
bitten
by
his
neighbor's
dog
他被邻居家的狗咬了
leading
to
his
first
scientific
breakthrough
这让他有了第一次科学方面的大突破
the
doggie
death
ray.
狗狗死亡射线
Which
sadly
he
couldn't
build
可悲的是 他不能使之成为现实
because
Santa
wouldn't
bring
him
enriched
uranium.
因为圣诞老人没有送他浓缩铀
I
mean
I'd
really
like
to
hear
it
from
Dr.
Hofstadter
你没意见的话 我真的很想听
if
it's
okay
with
you.
霍夫斯塔德博士说说
What
a
surprise.
好意外啊
Did
did
you
invite
me
back
just
so
you
could
ignore
me
你邀请我回来 就是为了无视我吗
Actually
I
didn't
invite
you.
事实上 我根本没有邀请你
You
came
in
you
took
a
seat
你走进来 自己坐下
and
I'm
not
comfortable
with
confrontation.
我不太喜欢这种唇枪舌剑
Sheldon
this
interview
is
supposed
to
be
about
me.
谢尔顿 这次采访的重点是我
Well
that
seems
like
a
snooze.
听起来多无趣啊
Even
for
public
radio.
在无聊的电台上都显得无聊
You
know
if
we
did
a
shot
every
time
如果他们每说一句丢人的话
they
said
something
embarrassing
我们就干一杯
this
would
be
one
hell
of
a
drinking
game.
那这游戏绝对能把人喝到酒精中毒
A
little
early
for
alcohol
isn't
it
现在喝酒太早了吧
You
know
I
don't
just
say
smart
things
about
science.
我可不仅只会发表科学方面的高明见解
I
also
yodel.
我还会唱山歌
I'll
get
the
vodka.
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