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Hey
Leonard
if
you're
not
busy
tomorrow
Leonard 你明天如果不忙的话
I
have
to
do
a
little
reception
after
work.
我想下班以后有个小型招待会 你要来么
Oh
I
would
but
we
need
to
make
a
push
on
the
air
force
project.
啊 我们得在空军的那个项目上加把劲了 不然我一定会来的
Oh
are
you
sure
你确定吗?
We're
celebrating
our
new
A.D.D.
drug
我们是要庆祝新出的多动症特效药
and
it'll
probably
be
over
in
like
six
minutes.
而且很快的 差不多 六分钟就结束了
Did
you
say
you
guys
are
working
on
你刚刚说你们明天
the
guidance
system
tomorrow
Yeah
why
- 是要去做那个导航系统吗? - 是啊 怎么啦?
Well
Sheldon
said
that
he
was
gonna
work
with
me
可是Sheldon说他要跟我
on
our
quantum
perception
project.
一起做我们的量子感知项目啊
We've
had
this
planned
for
a
week.
可是我们都计划了一整个礼拜了
Well
he
reconfirmed
with
me
this
morning.
但是他今天早上才跟我又确认了一次啊
Guys
before
this
gets
ugly
remember
小伙伴们 你们打起来之前要记得
the
winner
gets
Sheldon.
赢的人得到的可是Sheldon啊
Hey
Raj
do
you
want
to
go
with
me
tomorrow
嘿 Raj 你明天想跟我一起去吗
Are
you
asking
because
you
want
me
there
or
out
of
pity
你问我是因为你想让我去还是同情我啊?
Actually
never
mind
don't
answer.
不不不 你还是别回答我了
I'd
love
to.
我去
Hello.
哈喽
Why
did
you
tell
Leonard
you're
working
on
你为什么跟Leonard说你们
the
gyroscope
tomorrow
Because
I
am.
- 明天要去在陀螺仪上下功夫啊? - 因为我就是准备这么做啊
But
you
said
you
were
working
with
me.
但是你说了你要跟我一起的
Uh
oh.
哎呀
Someone's
got
two
dates
to
the
nerd
prom.
有人在书呆子舞会上脚踏两只船啦
I
have
a
plan
我准备
to
work
on
both
projects
simultaneously.
同时致力于两个项目的
And
for
your
information
the
summer
conference
还有 给你科普一下
on
algebraic
topology
at
Caltech
is
nerd
prom.
加州理工夏天的代数拓扑会议才是书呆子舞会
拓扑空间是一种数学结构
可以在上头形式化地定义出如收敛
连通
连续等概念
代数拓扑是使用抽象代数的工具来研究拓扑空间的数学分支·
I'm
sorry
what
is
this
plan
you
have
不好意思 你的计划是啥来着?
Well
I'm
not
needed
at
both
places
at
the
same
time.
我不是同时都被两边需要的嘛
And
I
can
also
free
up
extra
hours
with
simple
tricks
而且我也可以通过小技巧来增加盈余的时间
such
as
using
a
minimal
amount
of
words
to
convey
my
point.
比如通过最少的词句来表达我的意思
When
does
that
start
那你什么时候开始啊?
Soon.
很快
See
I
could've
said
你看 我本来可以说
"in
the
near
future
"
but
I
didn't
say
"in
the
near
future
"
"在那不久的未来" 但是我没有说"在那不久的未来"
'cause
"in
the
near
future"
is
three
more
words
than
"soon."
因为"在那不久的未来"比"很快"多三个词
"In"
one
"the"
two
"near"
three
"future"
four.
"在"一个词 "那"两个词 "不久的"三个词
See
"in
the
near
future"
is
four
"soon"
is
just
one
你看"在那不久的未来"是四个词 "很快"只有一个
four
is
more
than
one
saving
time
already.
四比一要多 所以我已经在节省时间了
Genius.
天才啊
I
was
gonna
say
我本来想说
"Why
does
anyone
think
Sheldon's
a
genius
"
"为什么有人会觉得Sheldon是个天才啊?"
But
I
didn't.
但我没有
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20170407
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十季 第二十集
Gentlemen
I've
got
Amy
up
and
running.
先生们 我已经在Amy那里设置好啦
Shall
we
get
to
work
我们可以开始工作了吗?
Uh
before
we
do
what
are
you
wearing
等等 在那之前 你先说说你这背的是什么啊
oh
friend
who
we
pretend
is
normal
我们假装很正常的朋友?
These
are
hydration
backpacks.
这些是补水双肩背
Eh
for
efficiency
whenever
I'm
thirsty
这是为了效率 任何时候 只要我渴了
I
have
access
to
water.
我就有水
Eh
when
I'm
hungry
I
have
lentil
soup.
只要我饿了 就有扁豆汤
It's
getting
harder
to
pretend.
我有点装不下去了 这越来越难啊
Anyway
Sheldon
we're
at
a
decision
point
不管怎么说 Sheldon 我们已经到了
to
run
the
xenon
stream
through
the
cryocooler
要决定疝气流是应该走制冷机
or
through
the
vacuum
filter.
还是真空滤网的决策点了
Run
down
the
pros
and
cons
of
each
for
me.
给我列举一下它们各自的优缺点
Well
if
we
run
the
xenon
stream
through
the
cryocooler
好吧 那如果我们让疝气流通过制冷机
it'll
be
cooled
immediately
那它就会在与传导物发生反应前
before
it
reacts
with
the
conduction.
就立即冷却
Oh
sorry
uh
carrot
chunk.
哦 不好意思 胡萝卜块
You
can
just
feel
the
time
being
saved.
你真是能直接感觉到那节省的时间啊
Ah
I'm
back
you
got
me
for
eight
minutes.
我回来了 你可以享有我八分钟的时间
Sheldon
this
is
silly.
Sheldon 这太傻了
You
can't
expect
us
to
do
quality
work
你不能指望我们在你这么突然冒出来
with
you
popping
in
and
out
like
this.
又突然走掉的情况下 还能做出有质量的工作
The
coefficient
isn't
lambda
it's
lambda
sub
one.
这个系数不应该是λ 应该是λ-1
And
over
here
而这里
you
should
consider
the
possibility
你应该考虑脑子本身
that
the
brain
itself
is
in
two
different
quantum
states.
就处于两种量子态的可能性
And
lastly
do
you
have
any
little
soup
crackers
还有最后 你有没有泡汤喝的小饼干啊?
The
rate
of
spinning
for
the
central
axis
centrifuge
中心轴离心机的转速
has
to
be
four
revolutions
per
second.
必须得是每秒四转
It
can't
be
four
revolutions
it's
got
to
be
seven.
这不可能会是四转的 这必须得是七转啊
Seven
七?!
Look
at
the
board
it's
four.
你看看白板啊 就应该是四
Oh
my
God
it's
seven
天啊 就该是七!
Four
Seven
- 四! - 七!
It's
five
and
a
half.
应该是五又二分之一
Son
of
a
bitch
it's
five
and
a
half.
卧槽 真是五又二分之一啊
B.R.B.
that's
short
for
"Be
right
back."
马回 那是"马上回来"的简称
I'm
saving
so
much
time
我省了好多时间啊!
The
two
signals
meet
up
in
the
corpus
callosum
这两个信号在胼胝体中汇合
and
T
equals
zero.
而T就等于零了
And
I
know
a
boy
who
just
earned
a
slurp
of
soup.
我还认识一个刚刚赢得了一口汤的男生呢
Incredible.
不可思议啊
Sheldon
I
didn't
expect
that
you
could
work
on
both
projects
Sheldon 我本来不觉得你能同时做两个项目的
but
I
I
was
wrong.
但是我 我是错的
You
know
I
felt
the
same
way
about
the
spork.
你造吗 我对叉勺也是这种感觉
Uh
solids
and
liquids
handled
by
one
utensil
讲真 固体和液体居然要用同一种餐具处理吗?
That'll
never
work.
那永远不行的
Spoiler
works.
剧透警告: 其实那是行的
I
got
to
admit
我得承认
we
didn't
think
you'd
be
able
to
do
two
things
at
once.
我们没觉得你能同时做两件事
Yeah
I
felt
the
same
way
about
the
platypus.
是啊 我对鸭嘴兽也是这么个感觉
You
know
bird
and
mammal
你知道的啦 禽类和哺乳动物
in
the
same
creature
No
way.
怎么能是同一种生物呢? 没门啊
And
spoiler
way.
但是剧透的结果却是: 有门儿啊
Hey.
Hey.
- 你好 - 你好
Oh
thanks
again
for
letting
me
use
your
laptop
last
night.
再次感谢你昨晚让我用你的笔电啊
No
problem.
没事
Was
just
doing
my
taxes.
我只是要报个税
Okay.
行
Actually
if
I
could...
其实吧 如果我...
if
I
could
just
check
one
more...
我要是能再查一下...
Already
cleared
the
browser
history.
我已经清空了浏览器历史了
You're
a
good
woman.
你真是个好女人
What
you
working
on
你在忙什么呢?
Trying
to
catch
up
on
office
e
mails
before
I
go
back.
我想在回去上班前尽力跟上办公室里这些邮件的进度
Oh
that's
right
maternity
leave's
almost
over.
对哦 产假都快结束了
Ah
you
excited
你兴奋吗?
Yeah
I
mean
I'll
miss
Halley
是啊 我会想念Halley的
but
it'll
be
nice
to
get
out
of
the
house
但是能出家门
be
intellectually
stimulated.
有点智力上的刺激也挺好的
Go
out
to
lunch
instead
of
you
know
be
lunch.
出去吃个午饭 而不是 哎呀你懂的 被当成午饭
That's
great
good
for
you.
那太好了 这对你而言你好事啊
Yeah
I
mean
with
you
and
my
parents
she's
gonna
be
fine.
是啊 有你和我父母呢 她一定没事的
Ah
of
course
she
is.
当然啦
And
that
day
care
is
great.
而且那个日托班也超棒
It
is.
I
went
to
check
it
out
是啊 我去看过了
and
they
are
very
cautious
about
letting
strange
men
with
no
kids
他们对于没有小孩的男人从窗口偷看这一点
peek
in
the
windows.
还是很小心的
Plus
I
I
think
I'm
setting
a
good
example
for
Halley
还有 我 我觉得我这也是为Halley做了个好榜样
to
show
her
that
women
can
be
mothers
让她看到女人可以一边当妈
and
still
have
satisfying
careers.
一边仍然拥有一项令人满意的事业
Sure
she
won't
know
where
I
went
or
if
I'm
ever
coming
back.
当然了 她可能不会知道我去了哪儿或者我什么时候会回来
That'll
just
make
the
ten
minutes
between
when
I
get
home
但是那只会让我回家后到她睡觉前的那十分钟
and
her
bedtime
even
more
special.
变得更加特别罢了
Uh
other
than
burp
you
or
give
you
a
bottle
呃 除了给你顺气让你打嗝和给你个奶瓶之外
I
don't
know
what
to
do
right
now.
我也不知道现在该做什么啊
It's
okay
I'm
just
being
emotional
about
this.
没什么 我只是有点情绪化了
Can
you
not
tell
Howard
你能别告诉Howard吗?
Well
don't
you
think
it'd
be
healthier
你不觉得你亲口告诉他
if
you
told
him
what's
going
on
with
you
你的感受会好一些吗?
Don't
you
think
it'd
be
healthier
那你不觉得你自己找个地方住
if
you
had
your
own
apartment
grown
man
更好一些吗 成年人?
Your
secret
is
safe
with
me.
我绝对守口如瓶
Hey
since
when
do
you
do
laundry
on
a
Thursday
什么时候开始你在星期四洗衣服了?
Oh
I
had
an
accident
at
work
我工作的时候遇到了一点小事故
I
slipped
and
fell
on
my
soup
sack.
我滑倒了摔在了我的汤袋上
You
know
there
was
a
time
I
would
say
"What's
a
soup
sack
"
曾经我会很天真地问"汤袋是什么"
But...
I'm
glad
we're
past
that.
但是... 还好都过去了
You
know
there
was
a
time
I
would
say
"God
bless
you
"
曾经这种时候我会说"愿上帝保佑你"
and
then
you
would
say
"If
you
must
invoke
an
imaginary
deity
然后你就会说"如果你非要提一个想象中的神"
how
about
Thor
"
"雷神索尔怎么样?"
And
I
would
say
接着我就会说
"How
do
you
know
I
didn't
mean
Thor
"
"你怎么知道我说的不是索尔?"
And
then
you
would
say
"Touché
"
然后你就会说"无法反驳"
and
that
there
ends
the
tale
幻想什么的也就此破灭了
of
why
I
no
longer
say
"God
bless
you."
我也再也不说"上帝保佑你"这种傻话了
Well
we
have
had
some
fun
haven't
we
我们过去的日子还真是其乐无穷啊
Oh
yeah.
是啊
So
Leonard
tells
me
you've
had
a
busy
day.
Leonard告诉我你今天很忙
Hmm
Oh
I
did.
确实很忙
It
hasn't
stopped.
现在我都还在忙呢
I
figured
out
a
solution
for
our
navigation
system
我在用肥皂泡裤子上小扁豆留下的污渍的时候
while
I
was
pre
soaking
lentils
out
of
my
pants.
想出了我们的导航系统的解决办法
Are
you
getting
sick
你生病了吗?
Of
course
not.
当然没有
I'm
too
busy
to
be
sick.
我忙到不能生病了
Well
you're
pretty
delicate.
你抵抗力挺不好的
Maybe
you
shouldn't
be
pushing
yourself
so
hard.
或许你把自己逼得太紧了
I'm
fine.
All
right.
- 我很好 - 那好吧
Well
we'll
just
pretend
that
you
didn't
catch
a
cold
那我们就假装你因为看冰雪奇缘而
watching
Frozen.
I...
- 感冒了 - 我...
That
didn't
happen.
才没有发生那种事
You
also
got
a
nosebleed
watching
Up.
你还在看飞屋环游记的时候流鼻血了
Just
do
your
laundry
洗你的衣服去!
Stuart
you
didn't
have
to
make
dinner.
Stuart 你其实不用做晚餐的
Yeah
well
I
felt
bad
about
upsetting
you
this
morning.
我对今早让你不开心的事情很过意不去
And
to
be
honest
I'm
not
the
biggest
fan
of
your
meatloaf.
而且说实在的 你做的肉丸味道实在不怎么样
Hey
what's
for
dinner
晚饭是什么?
Meatloaf.
肉丸
Oh
cool.
噢 棒
Stuart
made
it.
是Stuart做的
Oh
cool.
啊 松了一口气
Hey
I
was
thinking
嘿 我在想
maybe
we
take
Halley
to
the
zoo
this
weekend
要不这个周末我们带Halley去动物园吧
get
in
a
little
family
time
在你回去工作之前
before
you
go
back
to
work.
来点欢乐的亲子时光
Sounds
great.
听上去不错
Speaking
of
which
说到这个
for
day
care
it'll
be
easy
for
me
对于日间托管 我送她过去
to
drop
her
off
unless
you
want
to
do
it.
会方便一点 除非你想送她
Hmm
guess
it
should
be
me.
还是我来送她吧
I
can't
do
it
我不能去送她
they
have
a
picture
of
me
on
file
now.
托儿所已经把我的照片记录在案了
You
okay
你还好吗?
Of
course
why
很好啊 怎么了?
Well
I
don't
know
you
seem
a
little
upset.
我不知道怎么说 你看上去很沮丧
No
I'm
fine.
You
sure
- 我很好 - 你确定吗?
Why
don't
you
think
she's
fine
你为什么觉得她不好?
She
sounds
fine
she
looks
fine.
她听上去很好 看上去也很好
If
I
saw
her
on
the
street
I'd
say
"Damn
that
girl's
fine
"
如果我在路上遇见她 我一定会说"这妹子看上去真好"
Sheldon
you're
sick
go
back
to
bed.
Sheldon 你生病了 上床休息吧
I
am
fine.
我没事
Here
eat
your
toast.
给 吃你的吐司
Sorry.
对不起
It's
okay
now
I
don't
need
butter.
没事 现在至少我不需要黄油了
Well
perhaps
I
am
a
little
under
the
weather.
大概我是有点不在状态
It's
nothing
a
little
cold
medicine
and
tea
can't
fix.
没什么是一点感冒药和茶不能解决的
You
need
sleep.
你需要睡觉
What
I
need
is
to
get
to
work.
我需要的是去工作
Well
I
don't
want
your
germs
around
me.
我可不希望你把细菌都带到我周围去了
What
You
hold
my
hand
you
kiss
my
mouth
说什么呢? 你拉着我的手 和我接吻
but
you
draw
the
line
at
102
fever
但我高烧38度的时候你就不要我了吗?
What
happened
to
our
love
说好的爱情呢?
Sheldon
are
you
okay
Sheldon 你还好吗?
What's
going
on
发生什么事了?
How'd
I
get
here
我怎么会在这里?
I
don't
know
we
came
home
from
work
and
we
found
you.
我不知道 我们下班回到家就发现你躺在这里了
Home
from
work
下班回家?
What
time
is
it
现在几点了?
It's
9
00.
已经九点钟了
9
00
九点?!
W...
What
happened
to
8
00
and
7
00
那七点和八点的时候发生了什么
and
all
the
other
o'clocks
还有这之前又发生了什么呢?
Wait
you
don't
remember
你全都不记得了吗?
Well
I
remember
waking
up
in
the
morning
我还记得早上起了床
Amy
rubbing
Vicks
on
my
chest.
Amy在我胸口上擦药
And
her
hands
were
like
two
frozen
chunks
of
tundra.
她的手就像冻原上的两个冰块
I
took
some
cold
medicine
to...
我吃了一些感冒药...
I
took
cold
medicine.
哦 我吃了感冒药
You
did
seem
a
little
loopy
你在实验室的时候
when
you
showed
up
at
the
lab.
看上去确实晕晕的
At...
at
the
lab
在... 在实验室?!
Why
am
I
naked
from
the
waist
down
为什么我腰部以下是全裸的?
I
don't
know
where
your
pants
are
我不知道你的裤子在哪儿
but
we
did
find
your
underwear
in
a
pot
on
the
stove.
但我在炉子上的锅里找到了你的内裤
My
pants
are
missing
I
don't
remember
anything.
我的裤子不见了 我什么也不记得
Penny
this
is
your
youth.
What
do
I
do
Penny 你是过来人 我该做什么?
I
don't
know
我不知道
check
your
body
for
tattoos
看看身上有没有被纹身?
Leonard
would
you
be
a
lamb...
Leonard 你能不能帮我...
She's
kidding
她说着玩的!
Wait
wait.
Where's
my
bag
My
phone
and
my
wallet
等等 我的包呢? 我的手机和我的钱包
are
in
my
bag.
It's
right
here.
- 都在我的包里 - 包在这儿呢
Where's
my
notebook
My
notebook's
gone.
Oh
no.
我的笔记本呢? 我的笔记本不见了
Okay
it's
just
a
notebook
what's
the
big
deal
只是个笔记本而已 有什么大不了的?
What's
the
big
deal
有什么大不了的?
It's
full
of
classified
information
那里面全是机密信息
about
the
air
force
project
和空军的那个项目有关的!
How
could
you
lose
that
你怎么能把那个弄丢了呢?
It's
okay
I'm
sure
we'll
find
it.
没事 我们会找到的
Look
it's
got
to
be
around
here
somewhere.
一起找找 应该就在这周围才对
Maybe
it's
wherever
your
pants
are.
说不定和你裤子在一起
Nope
pants
in
the
microwave
no
notebook.
没 裤子在微波炉里呢 笔记本不在这儿
Hey.
嘿
Ah
hello.
你好啊
Look
something's
going
on
with
Bernadette.
Bernadette有点不对劲
She
say
anything
to
you
她有和你说什么吗?
Well
nope
not
a
word.
一个字都没说
Come
on
be
honest.
别骗我啊
Did
you
tell
her
I
tried
her
breast
pump
你是不是告诉她我偷偷用了她的吸奶器?
No
but
I
did
mention
it
to
my
therapist.
没 但是我和我的治疗师提了
Well
I
know
she's
mad
at
me
about
something.
我知道她因为某些事情在生我的气
Well
what
have
you
done
that
would
upset
her
你做了什么让她不爽的事情了?
Oh
gosh
how
much
time
do
you
have
多了去了 你要全部听吗?
Well
why
don't
you
just
start
with
the
worst
thing
那你就从后果最严重的一件说起吧
Hmm
let's
see.
Mm.
我想想啊
Okay
here
we
go
six
years
ago
哦 有了 六年前
I
got
a
call
that
Bernie's
great
aunt
Trixie
died.
我接到电话 Bernie的祖舅妈Trixie死了
And
然后呢?
And
I
forgot
to
give
her
the
message.
我忘了告诉她了
That's
terrible.
这也太过分了
The
terrible
part
is
ever
since
then
最糟糕的是 从那儿以后
I've
been
sending
Bernie
我就一直给Bernie寄
Christmas
cards
from
Trixie.
从Trixie那里发来的圣诞卡片
Oh...
噢...
Howard
太过分了!
Let
me
finish...
and
one
card
had
five
dollars
in
it
还有... 有一张贺卡里附了五块钱
I
took
from
Bernie's
purse.
但那也是我从Bernie的钱包里拿的
The
notebook
isn't
in
the
bathroom.
洗手间里没有笔记本
I
can't
find
it
either.
我也没找到
How
can
he
not
remember
a
day
他怎么能失忆一整天?
Well
people
who
are
abducted
by
aliens
lose
time.
被外星人绑架的人 一般都会这样
I
mean
maybe
it
happens
to
the
aliens
too.
可能 外星人自己也会失忆吧
Well
it's
not
across
the
hall.
隔壁也没有
That's
it.
I'm
in
breach
of
my
security
clearance.
完了 我违反了保密条例
I'm
going
to
prison.
我得坐牢了
And
you
know
what
happens
to
people
like
me
in
prison.
而且 我这种人在监狱里肯定没好下场
I'll
be
forced
to
be
some
large
man's
tutor.
肌肉男会逼我当家教的
You're
not
going
to
prison.
你不会坐牢的
But
boy
it
is
funny
to
think
about.
不过想想就很刺激啊
You
really
can't
remember
anything
你真的什么都想不起来了?
I'm
trying.
我尽力了
Wait
a
minute.
Hey
let
me
see
your
phone.
等下 把你手机给我
Why
干什么?
Well
it's...
it's
possible
有... 有可能
it
was
tracking
everywhere
you
went.
手机的定位 记录了你都去过哪里
Phones
can
do
that
手机还有这功能?
Yeah
it
depends
on
the
privacy
settings.
是啊 看你怎么设置的隐私选项了
Oh
tha...
that's
so
cool.
这么... 这么神奇
How
do
you...
how
do
you
turn
that
thing
off
不过... 怎么才能关掉这个功能?
Relax.
别紧张
I
know
when
you
"go
for
a
run
"
you
stop
for
a
donut.
我知道你去"跑步"的时候 会买个甜甜圈
I
don't
even
run
there
I
drive.
我都不是跑去的 我开车去的
Hang
on
I
can
see
every
place
you
went.
等下 我知道你都去过哪里了
What
does
it
say
什么情况?
Uh
you
were
in
the
building
你先是在公寓里
you
were
at
the
university
然后去了学校
then
you
were
somewhere
on
Colorado
Boulevard.
后来又去了科罗拉多大道
Where
什么?
Wait
hang
on.
等等
Did
you
go
to
a
cowboy
bar
你去了牛仔酒吧?
I...
no
我... 不可能!
That
is
preposterous.
绝对不可能
Ow
嗷!
Maybe.
还真有可能
Hey
how's
it
going
嗨 工作怎么样了?
Fine.
挺好
Good.
Love
you.
爱你呀
Love
you
too.
Love
you
more.
- 我也爱你 - 我更爱你
Okay
you
won.
Can
I
finish
what
I'm
doing
好吧 你赢了 能别烦我了吗?
Sure
sorry.
当然 抱歉
Something
on
your
mind
你想说什么?
No
no
nothing.
没啊 没有
Okay
well
maybe
I'm
just
feeling
like
好吧 我只是觉得
something's
bothering
you.
你好像心里有事
Nope
all
good.
没有 我挺好的
Prove
it
make
love
to
me
right
now
on
the
kitchen
floor.
那你证明给我看 现在就和我在厨房来一发 怎么样
No
what
is
wrong
with
you
才不要 你想什么呢?
Aha
you
are
upset.
啊哈 你就是不爽了
I
don't
know
a
lot
about
women
but
I
know
I
upset
them.
虽然我不懂女人 但是我知道我总惹你们生气
Howard
I'm
sorry
if
I'm
being
weird
Howard 对不起 我最近总是黑着脸
but
it
has
nothing
to
do
with
you.
不过这和你真的没关系
It
doesn't
是吗?
No.
是啊
I
didn't
want
to
tell
you
but...
我本来不想告诉你的...
I'm
having
a
really
tough
time
about
going
back
to
work.
但是 想到要回去上班 我真的有点发怵
Oh.
Okay
well
I
get
that.
这样啊 我懂的
It
was
hard
for
me
when
I
went
back.
我刚回去上班的时候 也是这种感觉
It
was
Of
course.
- 真的吗? - 是啊
I
missed
you
and
the
baby
我会想你和宝宝
and
being
able
to
watch
Ellen
every
day.
也有点想念可以天天看艾伦秀的日子
I
just
don't
know
what
the
right
thing
to
do
is.
我现在有点不知道该怎么办了
If
I
go
back
to
work
I'm
abandoning
Halley.
如果我回去上班 就好像是抛弃了Halley
If
I
don't
go
不上班的话
I'm
giving
up
everything
I
worked
for.
又相当于放弃了之前的努力
It's
like
there's
no
right
choice.
好像怎么做都不对
Look
I
don't
know
what
the
best
decision
is
either.
嘿 虽然我也不知道怎么样比较好
But
whatever
we
choose
if
we're
not
happy
不过 不管我们怎么做 只要我们不开心
we
can
undo
it.
就可以重新做选择
I
guess.
说得对
And
the
best
part
is
Halley
won't
remember
a
thing.
而且 反正Halley什么都不会记得
Babies
are
cute
but
they're
dumb.
小宝宝虽然很可爱 但他们也很傻
I
mean
我的意思是
I...
I
go
like
this
我... 这样的时候
she
thinks
I'm
gone.
Then
magically
I'm
back.
I
mean...
她就觉得我消失了 然后我又神奇地出现了...
Honestly
why
are
we
saving
for
college
讲真 我们何必要她存钱给她上大学?
I'm
not
crazy
about
you
calling
our
baby
dumb.
你觉得宝宝傻这件事 我也是不想说什么了
Well
she
gets
it
from
me.
好吧 是遗传我的
Speaking
of
which
说到这
I
have
some
news
about
your
Aunt
Trixie.
有件关于Trixie祖舅妈的事我得告诉你
Radio
blastin'
all
night
广播整夜喧嚣
Truck
bed's
a
carriage...
坐在车箱里的旅行...
Does
this
place
look
familiar
你看这里眼熟吗?
It's
hard
to
say.
不好说啊
Hey
Sheldon's
back
嗨 Sheldon又来了!
Sheldon
Sheldon来了!
It's
getting
clearer.
事情明了了一些
You
gonna
buy
another
round
for
the
house
你要不要再请大家喝一轮?
Uh
n...
no
thank
you.
呃 算... 算了吧
We
now
know
why
MasterCard
sent
me
a
fraud
alert.
现在我知道为什么 银行提醒我信用卡诈骗了
Ask
him.
快问问啊
Um
yes.
那个
Howdy
partner.
Howdy 老兄
Do
you
happen
to
recollect
if
I
left
a
notebook
你印象里 我有没有把一个笔记本
in
these
here
parts
落在这片儿了?
These
here
parts
你干嘛这么说话?
It's
called
fitting
in.
By
the
way
good
luck.
这是行话 好好学学吧你
Here
you
go.
给你
Thank
goodness
谢天谢地!
One
top
secret
quantum
guidance
system.
这可是有关量子漩涡系统的顶级机密呢
You
understood
the
math
你能看懂里面的算式?
No
but
Sheldon
told
me
all
about
it.
看不懂 不过Sheldon都告诉我了
He
told
everybody.
大家都知道了
That's
just
great.
真棒
Oh
don't
worry
别担心
he
made
us
pinky
swear
we'd
keep
it
a
secret.
他让我们和他拉钩 保证不说出去
I
swear...
我发誓...
I
swear...
我发誓...
not
to
tell
anyone...
不向任何人透露...
not
to
tell
anyone...
不向任何人透露...
the
top
secret
military
information
我即将告诉你们的
I'm
about
to
tell
you.
高级军事机密
The
top
secret
military
information
我即将告诉你们的
I'm
about
to
tell
you.
高级军事机密
We
really
need
to
skedaddle.
我们还是赶紧跑吧
Thank
you.
Bye.
- 谢啦 - 拜拜
See
you.
再见
Should
probably
erase
this.
我好像应该把这黑板擦了
Thank
you
for
making
me
tea.
谢谢你给我泡茶
You're
welcome.
How
is
it
不用谢 好喝吗?
Yummy.
And
warm
on
my
back.
超好喝 而且背上还特别暖和
Do
you
need
anything
else
我还能帮你干点别的吗?
You
know
exactly
what
I
need.
你懂我的
Fine.
好吧
Soft
kitty
warm
kitty
猫猫软 猫猫暖
Little
ball
of
fur
小小绒毛一团团
Happy
kitty
sleepy
kitty
猫猫欢笑 猫猫睡觉
Purr
purr
purr.
喵 喵 喵
That's
nice.
真有爱
Now
in
German.
用德语唱一遍吧
Great.
好棒
Now
Mandarin.
普通话呢
软绵绵的小猫咪
别问我们这是什么方言
毛茸茸
快乐并且静悄猫咪
咕噜 咕噜 咕噜
Now
Navajo.
还有纳瓦霍语
纳瓦霍是美国最大的印第安部落
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