生活大爆炸-S03E14_生活大爆炸

S01

第三季第十四集

生活大爆炸

Whatcha doing

你发什么疯呢

I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image

我在尝试以瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果

so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.

来激活我的上丘脑

Interesting.

真有趣

I usually just have coffee.

我一般喝点咖啡就行了

You've been up all night

你彻夜未眠吗

Is it morning

早上了吗

Yes.

是的

Then I've been up all night.

那我就是彻夜未眠了

And you're stuck

你卡壳了

Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus

要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑

Oh sorry sweetie I can't help you till I've had my coffee.

真抱歉亲爱的喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你

Penny I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night

佩妮我早就告诉过你你要不把他关到他房间里

he just runs around the apartment.

他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜

What is he doing now

现在又是在干嘛

Hmm he's either isolating the terms

他要不是在分解公式的项

of his formula and examining them individually

一一检验的话

or...

就是在...

looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand

寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后

after Peter Pan cut it off.

让短吻鳄吞噬的手

Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile

虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的

not an alligator.

不是短吻鳄

If you're going to mock me at least get your facts straight.

你要想损我至少把事实给弄清楚先

Aye aye Captain.

遵命船长

I can't see it

我就不明白了

It just won't coalesce.

怎么就结合不起来呢

Maybe you need a fresh start.

也许你应该重新开始

You're right.

有道理

It's a great idea Leonard. Thank you.

真是个好主意莱纳德谢谢

Electrons move through graphene...

当电子穿越石墨烯时

act as if they have no mass...

所表现出的质量为零

How long has he been stuck

他卡壳多久了

Intellectually about 30 hours.

智商上有三十小时了

Emotionally about 29 years.

情商嘛二十九年了

Unit cell contains two carbon atoms...

单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子

Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees.

六边形的内角为120°

Have you tried rebooting him

你试过将他重新启动一下吗

No I think it's a firmware problem.

才不呢这是固件问题

Hey it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink

哟今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的

in Glendale tonight.

迪斯科之夜

Who's up for getting down

谁要来一起荡一下

That's perfect.

太完美了

Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating.

伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢

I think Penny likes to skate.

我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰

The four of us could double.

我们四个可以两两成对

What could be better We're in.

再好不过了我们去

Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.

真棒仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的

You can come with us.

你也可以加入的啊

No it's okay. I don't have to go.

不没事儿的我不必去的

I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies

我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人

to suitable entertainment choices.

提供合适的娱乐建议

I'm a walking brown Yelp.Com.

我就是个棕色人型口碑网

Structure constant structure. One atom...

结构恒定结构一个原子

Boy he's really gone isn't he

天他真的是走火入魔了是吗

Yeah this morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant.

嗯啊他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂

I thought I smelled popcorn.

我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢

Pattern is the same as fermions travels on the pathways...

模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样

Hexagonal... It's always hexagonal...

六边的从来都是六边的

I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out

自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后

the third Matrix movie.

我就没见过他能卡成这个样子

Hey those are my lima beans

嘿这可是我的青豆啊

Not lima beans carbon atoms.

在哥手里不是青豆是碳原子

But if I don't eat my lima beans

但老子在吃掉青豆之前

I can't have my cookie.

是不能吃饼干的

Here you want my peas

给你要豌豆吗

The peas perfect.

豌豆太赞了

They can be electrons.

正好拿来做电子

Want my corn

要我的玉米不

Don't be ridiculous.

你脑残啊

What would I do with corn

我拿玉米能做什么

So roller skating should we all grab a bite to eat first

那个滑旱冰我们去之前是不是先吃饭

Good. P.F. Chang's

好啊华馆怎么样

My mom has coupons.

俺娘有优惠券

Great.

行啊

Your mom's not coming right

你娘不会来吧

Not this time I promise.

我保证这次绝对不来了

Okay just to be clear roller skating was my idea

我要把话说清楚了滑旱冰是我的主意

and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date

而我对你们将其变成四人约会表示高度不满

and I hope you both fall on your asses

我预祝你们都摔屁墩

and break your coccyxes.

摔断尾椎骨

The plural of coccyx is coccyges.

尾椎骨的英文复数是"coccyges"

Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.

去你丫的还哥青豆

Oh my God. Have you ever been so embarrassed

我的天呐你有没试过如此丢人

Not recently.

至少最近没有

I don't know which was lamer

我都说不出他们哪个更烂了

their roller skating or their disco dancing.

到底是寒冰技巧还是他们的迪斯科舞姿

For me the worst part

就我而言最惨的是

was when people saw us leave with them.

人们看到了我们和他们一起离开的

You had some nice moves out there Howard.

你小子有两手啊霍华德

Thanks. You too.

谢谢夸奖你也不错

Did you notice all the people looking at us

你注意到人们看我们的眼神了吗

Not really. I was in my boogie zone.

没怎么注意我完全沉迷在了舞步中

When Howard tried to do the splits...

当霍华德想要劈叉的时候

Shh.

嘘

Sorry. I'm moving a little slow.

抱歉我走得有点慢

I think I bruised my coccyx.

可能是挫伤了尾骨

Oh poor baby.

可怜的小宝贝

Don't tell Koothrappali.

别告诉库萨帕里

After you.

你先请

Oh what a gentleman.

真绅士

Hey Sheldon.

嗨谢尔顿

Oh my God

天啊

Are you...

你在

Good Lord

我的神啊

You're ruining everything

你们把一切都毁了

Oh damn.

该死的

Are you okay

你没事吧

Do I look okay

我看起来像没事吗

Don't bark at me. I fell too.

别冲我发火啊我也摔了

Oh you've been falling all night. You're used to it.

你都摔一晚上了也该习惯了

Sheldon what the hell are you doing

谢尔顿你到底在干嘛

The same thing I've been doing for three days.

做我这三天一直在做的工作

Trying to figure out why electrons

想要弄明白为什么

behave as if they have no mass

电子在穿过石墨烯时

when traveling through a graphene sheet.

会表现得像是没有质量一样

With marbles

用大理石来推测

Well I needed something bigger

我总得找点比豆子大的东西

than peas now didn't I

不是吗

Sheldon when was the last time you got any sleep

谢尔顿你上次睡觉是什么年代

I don't know two three days.

不知道大概2 3天

Not important.

这无关紧要

I don't need sleep. I need answers.

我不需要睡眠我想要答案

I need to determine where

我要找出

in this swamp of unbalanced formulas

在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中

squatteth the toad of truth.

是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆

Toad of truth

真理的蛤蟆

Is that a physics thing

这是物理学上的名词吗

No that's a crazy thing.

不那是疯狂的产物

Okay Sheldon.

好了谢尔顿

What happens to our neuroreceptors

如果我们不能保证足够的快速眼动睡眠的话

when we don't get enough REM sleep

会对神经受体造成怎样的影响呢

They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.

会失去对5-羟色胺和正肾上腺素的敏感性

Which leads to...

那就会引起

Impaired cognitive function.

认知功能受损

Right so march in there brush your teeth and go to bed.

没错所以进屋去刷刷牙上床睡觉

But I don't want to go to bed.

但我不想睡觉

I'm going to count to three. One...

我数三下一

Oh all right.

哦好吧

That was amazing how you handled him.

你的手段真是太高明了

I know how to deal with stubborn children.

我知道怎么对付不听话的小孩

My mother used to run an illegal day care center in our basement.

我妈以前在我家地下室办了个非法日托班

Leonard you're... you're giggling in your sleep.

莱纳德你睡觉时在鬼笑吗

It's not me.

不是我笑的

It's my new ringtone.

是我的新手机铃声

The Joker from Batman.

是《蝙蝠侠》里的小丑

Well it creeps me out.

吓着我了

Me too but I paid three bucks for it.

也吓我一跳但我花了3块钱定的

Just answer the phone.

接电话吧还是

Hello.

你好

Yeah I'm Leonard Hofstadter.

我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

Yeah yeah he's my roommate.

没错他是我的室友

Oh God is he okay

天啊他没事吧

Yeah all all right. I'll be right there.

好的我马上过去

What happened

怎么了

Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.

谢尔顿逃走了恐怖降临了村庄

Okay. Have fun.

好吧去吧玩的开心点

Hi. I'm Dr. Hofstadter.

我是霍夫斯塔德博士

Where is he Ball pit.

-他在哪儿 -海洋球那里

Thanks for not calling the cops.

真感谢你没报警

Oh hey it's no big deal.

没事的

My sister's got a kid who's special.

我姐姐也有个智障小孩

ah well he's extra special.

呃他是极品智障

Hey Shelly.

嘿谢利

What you doing

你干嘛呢

Size ratio was all wrong.

体积比错得一塌糊涂

Couldn't visualize it.

我不能把它们具象化

Needed bigger carbon atoms.

我要找更大的碳原子

Sure sure.

好好好

How did you get into this place

你怎么进来的

Back door has a five pin tumbler system

后门装了个五针脚制动系统

single circuit alarm. Child's play.

和单回路报警器小孩子的玩意了

You can start sorting protons and neutrons

我在建立碳原子模型的时候

while I build carbon atoms.

你正好可以把质子和中子分类整理出来

No I don't think so.

我可不这么想

We need to go home now.

我们现在该回家了

But I'm still working.

但我还在工作

If you don't come out of there

要是你不出来

I'm going to have to drag you out.

我就去把你抓出来

You can try but you'll never catch me.

试试看啊你永远别想抓到我

For God's sakes.

我的老天爷啊

Sheldon come here

谢尔顿过来

Bazinga.

抓不到俺

Bazinga.

我闪

Bazinga.

我再闪

Bazinga.

抓不到噢

Bazinga.

你个废废

Leonard and Penny.

莱纳德佩妮

Leonard and Penny.

莱纳德佩妮

What What what what

搞虾米鬼

Leonard and Penny.

莱纳德佩妮

What

干嘛

I have good news.

我有好消息

And you had to barge in here and wake us up

那也不用深更半夜冲进来

in the middle of the night

吓我们吧

Your cell phone was off.

你关了手机

Because we didn't want to be disturbed.

因为我们不想被吵到

Well that didn't work out did it

反正也没什么用不是吗

Sheldon what do you want

谢尔顿你到底想干嘛

I came to tell you I've got the answer.

我特来宣告本天才找到了答案

Really

真的吗

You figured out the graphene problem

你解开石墨烯的难题了吗

No no I'm still hopelessly stuck on that

不那个还绝望地卡壳中

but I figured out how to figure it out.

但我找到了解决的方法

Okay you know what Leonard I know I said

你猜怎着莱纳德我曾经说过

I could handle your roommate but I was wrong.

我能忍受你的室友但我错得太离谱了

We're going to have to break up.

我看我们还是吹了吧

What are you talking about

你在说什么鬼

Einstein.

爱因斯坦

Yeah I'm going to need a little more.

嗯至少得再多说点吧

Albert Einstein.

艾伯特·爱因斯坦

Keep going.

继续继续

When Albert Einstein came up with special relativity

艾伯特·爱因斯坦在专利局工作时

he was working at the patent office.

他提出了狭义相对论

So you're going to go work at the patent office

那你也要去专利局工作咯

Don't be absurd.

你傻的啊

That's in Washington.

那可在华盛顿

You know I could never live in a city whose streets

满大街车声嘈杂的城市我可待不了

are laid out in a wheel and spoke pattern.

你又不是不知道

No. I'm going to find

其实我是想要找一份

a similarly menial job

半斤八两的低贱工作

where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task

只需要动用我的基底神经节就行

freeing my prefrontal cortex

那我的前额叶就能[高级神经活动部位]

to work quietly in the background on my problem.

专注于解决关键问题

Sounds like a great plan.

真是雄心壮志

Of course it is.

这不废话么

Even talking to you is

就算和你讲话

sufficiently menial that I can feel

也够低贱的咧

the proverbial juices starting to flow.

让我不禁感觉思如泉涌啊

Okay well thanks for sharing with us.

得多谢分享

Good night. You're welcome.

-晚安 -不客气

And good night to you too.

你们也安安

Oh by the way I was watching you sleep for a moment

顺便我刚观察了下你的睡相

and I noticed that your snoring

我注意到当你仰面睡觉时

seems to be worse when you're on your back.

呼噜打得更响

Leonard doesn't snore.

莱纳德可从不打呼

No I wasn't talking to Leonard.

我又没在说他

Told you.

我早说了吧

So Mr. Cooper you're looking for a job.

库珀先生你是要找份工作吗

A menial job.

一份低贱的工作

Like yours.

好比你这样的

Well thank you for noticing.

多谢提醒

I'm "Menial Employee of the Month."

我可是"月度低贱员工之星"呢

Do you have a particular field in mind

你有啥意向不

I do.

当然

For thousands of years

几千年来

the lowest classes of the human race

最底层的人类

have spent their lives laboring to erect monuments

在优势一族的鞭挞和压迫中

under the lash of their betters

致力于树立起一块丰碑

until finally they dropped down

直到最后他们惨烈倒下

and became one with the dust through which they trudged.

化作艰难跋涉之路上的一粒尘埃

Do you have anything like that

有这一类的工作吗

No.

没

Shouldn't you check your database

你都不搜一下确认吗

No.

就是没

You didn't really type

你都没打字

I didn't really have to.

不用打也知道

So how about construction

建筑类的如何

Oh that would be good

太棒了

Sawing hammering eating out of a lunch pail

拉拉锯子敲敲榔头

as my working class fellows and I

和工人阶级同志们一起

sit perched precariously on a girder high above the metropolis.

坐在城市高空的钢筋横梁上一边趴盒饭一边摇摇欲坠

No no. This is putting up sheetrock

不是给罗斯密市的一间住宅

at a housing project in Rosemead.

安装石膏板

I could do that.

行啊

Good. One question.

-很好 -就一个问题

Yes What's sheetrock

-说 -什么是石膏板

Moving on.

过

How about doing deliveries for a florist

花店快递怎么样

That seems acceptable.

听起来还不错

Do you have your own car I don't drive.

-你有车吗 -我不开车

Of course you don't.

我想也是

Mr. Cooper let me just ask you a question.

库珀先生我就问你一个问题

What was your last job

你上份工作是啥

Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech

加州理工学院的高级理论粒子物理学家

focusing on M theory or in layman's terms string theory.

主要致力于M理论研究外行人说法是弦理论

I see.

懂了

Just give me a second.

等我一下

Security

保安 (这有疯子)

Okay I'll get those drinks started for you.

好的我先把饮料送上来

Behind you.

小心身后

Sheldon what the hell are you doing

谢尔顿你这是在干嘛

I'm trying to get these tables cleared. We're slammed.

我正要去清理桌子差点撞上你

No wait wait no wait.

等等等等

Wh What are you doing here

你在这干嘛呢

A reasonable question.

这问题还算合理

I asked myself

我问我自己

what is the most mind numbing pedeststrian job conceivable

我能想到最讨厌最沉闷的工作是什么

and three answers came to mind

有三个答案浮现在脑中

uh toll booth attendant Apple Store genius...

收费站工作人员在苹果专卖店工作的天才

...and what Penny does.

还有佩妮的工作

Now...

现在

since I don't like touching other people's coins

既然我不喜欢碰别人手里的硬币

and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word "Genius "

也不想帮着抹黑"天才"这个词

here I am.

所以我来了

You just you just walked in and they hired you just like that

你就这么走进来就被录用了就这么简单

Oh heavens no.

当然不是

Since I don't need to be paid I didn't need to be hired.

既然我不领薪水也就不需被录用

I simply came in picked up a tray and started "Working for the man."

我就直接走进来拿起个托盘然后开始"为人民服务"

Let me get that plate out of your way.

请允许我把这个盘子收走

Sheldon this is ridiculous. Is it

-谢尔顿这太荒谬了 -是吗

Just a moment ago I had a minor epiphany

就在刚刚在刮掉盘子里凝结的玉米脆饼时

regarding the polymer degradation phenomenon

我突然间就顿悟了

while scraping congealed nachos off a plate.

聚合物降解现象

Bernadette table 10 wants their check.

伯纳黛特 10号桌买单

Thanks Sheldon.

谢谢谢尔顿

Sheldon wait this isn't even what I do.

谢尔顿等等再说这也不是我的工作

I'm a waitress not a busboy.

我是服务生不是勤杂工

You're right. That is more menial.

你说得对你的工作更低贱

Hello I'm Sheldon. I'll be your server today.

两位好我是谢尔顿负责这桌的服务生

I don't recommend the salmon.

不推荐点三文鱼

I saw it in the kitchen.

我看到它们在厨房的样子

All right one bacon cheeseburger

好了一份培根芝士汉堡

breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously

同时违背两条犹太饮食禁忌

kudos.

光荣啊

Beer battered fish and chips.

炸鱼加薯条

Now here's your tartar sauce.

这里你的鞑靼酱

I also brought you salsa.

我还帮你拿了莎莎酱

It's a little unconventional but I think you'll like it.

虽然有点不合常规不过我想你会喜欢的

It's zingy.

味道很赞

And for you Factory Burrito Grande

还有你的招牌大玉米煎饼

no cheese no sour cream

不含芝士和酸奶油

no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance.

不会因你的乳糖不耐症产生不良后果

Bon appetit.

祝各位好胃口

Hang on.

等等

Black beans not pinto beans Yes.

-这是黑豆不是斑豆吧 -对

Double guacamole Of course.

-加双份鳄梨酱 -当然

No cilantro Nope.

-没加香菜 -没

Lettuce shredded not chopped Yep.

-生菜是切碎的而不是剁碎的 -对

You understand why I'm doing this to you

知道我为什么这么问你吗

I do. That'll be all.

-知道 -那就这样吧

That was fun.

这太好玩了

How long can he keep this up

他还能在这坚持多久

I heard about this professor at MIT

听说麻省理工有位教授

who melted down bought a van

变卖了财产买了辆货车

and spent the rest of his life as a mobile dog groomer.

余生就做了名流动的狗狗美容师

He never went back to the university

就此再也没回过大学了吗

Only to shampoo Professor Shamburg's shitzu

除了在给项伯格教授的西施犬洗澡的时候

Sheesh.

晕

I bet if we all chipped in we could buy Sheldon a van.

我敢说要是我们一起集资也能给谢尔顿买辆小货车

But he's afraid of dogs.

但他怕狗

Yeah that's the only thing wrong with that plan.

是啊这计划唯一的缺陷就是这个

Hey guys sorry you had to wait but we are swamped.

各位抱歉久等了今天太忙了

What's this

这是什么

Sheldon took our order.

谢尔顿帮我们点的单

Sheldon doesn't work here.

谢尔顿又不在这工作

Well honey not to complain

亲爱的我可不是抱怨哈

but we were starting to think you didn't either.

但我们开始觉得你也不在这工作了

Is that really necessary

你们有必要这样对我吗

Good Lord.

天哪

The interference pattern in the fracture.

整个一断面的干涉图样

The motion of the wave through the molecular structure.

通过分子结构的波状运动

I've been looking at it all wrong.

我之前一直想错了

I can't consider the electrons as particles.

不该把电子看成是粒子

They move through the graphene as a wave.

他们是波状地通过石墨烯的

It's a wave

它是波

The moment to applaud would be now.

赶紧滴都给我喝彩啊

Troglodytes.

山顶洞人

Sheldon... where are you going

谢尔顿你要去哪

Aren't you going to clean this up

不把这清理干净吗

I'm sorry. I don't work here.

抱歉我又不在这工作

Happy now I'm on a cloud.

-这下你开心了 -我都飘飘然了

Swing me.

一起摇摆吧

Sheldon come here.

谢尔顿快过来

Bazinga.

我闪

Bazinga.

我再闪

Bazinga.

我瞬移

Bazinga.

抓不到

Bazinga

就是抓不到

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