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Take
him
down
He's
got
you
sheldon.
-把他按倒 -你没辙了 谢尔顿
Look
at
this
move
He's
completely
schooling
you.
放得漂亮! 你实在太菜了
Hey
guys.
guys.
伙计们 伙计们
Some
of
the
other
waitresses
wanted
me
to
ask
you
something.
有几个女服务生要我来问你们一声
It's
called
Tresling.
It
combines
the
physical
strength
of
arm
wrestling
这个叫"Tresling" 它是将掰手腕需要的力量
with
the
mental
agility
of
Tetris
into
the
ultimate
spots.
与玩俄罗斯方块需要的头脑敏捷度相结合的终极运动
Yeah
that's
terrific.
是 很棒
but
they
wanted
me
to
ask
you
to
cut
it
the
hell
out.
但她们是要我来问 你们是否可以打住了
Great.
Come
here
guys.
Come
on.
好 来吧 大伙 来了
Happy
birthday
to
you.
祝你生日快乐
We
might
as
well
stop.
It's
a
stalemate.
You're
beating
me
in
Tetris
我们还是结束吧 打成平手 俄罗斯方块你赢了
but
you've
got
the
upper
body
strength
of
a
Keebler
elf.
你的上肢力量就跟个同性恋差不多
Keebler
elf
I've
got
your
Keebler
elf
right
here.
同性恋? 我现在就干你
Okay
it's
a
stalemate.
好 打成平手
So
leonard
will
we
be
seeing
you
里奥纳德 礼拜六我们会
on
saturday
for
your
free
birthday
cheesecake
在这里看到你和你的免费生日奶酪蛋糕吗
He
can't
eat
cheesecake.
他不能吃奶酪蛋糕
He's
lactose
intolerant.
他乳糖过敏的
Okay
he
can
have
carrot
cake.
好 那可以要胡萝卜蛋糕
What
about
the
cream
cheese
frosting
那蛋糕上面装饰的奶油奶酪呢
He
can
scrape
it
off.
他可以掰下来不吃
Forget
about
the
cake.
不提蛋糕了
How
do
you
know
that
my
birthday's
saturday
你怎么会知道礼拜六我生日?
I
did
your
horoscope
remember
我占卜过你的星座 还记得?
I
was
going
to
do
everybody's
我还想占卜你们每一个的
Until
sheldon
went
on
one
of
his
typical
psychotic
rants.
直到被谢尔顿那典型且神经兮兮的理论所打断
For
the
record
正式申明下
"that
psychotic
rant"
was
a
concise
summation
那"神经兮兮的理论"是贝尔特拉姆·福尔
Of
the
research
of
bertram
forer
who
in
1948
所做研究的简要概括
Proved
conclusively
through
meticulously
designed
他于1948年通过精心设计的实验
Experiments
that
astrology
is
nothing
结论性地证明占星术只不过
but
pseudo
scientific
hokum.
是伪科学的噱头
Blah
blah
blah.
typical
taurus.
叽里呱啦叽里呱啦 典型的金牛座
So
seriously.
are
we
going
to
see
you
saturday
说真的 我们是不是周六见?
Uh
I
don't
inink
so.
why
not
-我想不是吧 -为什么?
I
don't
celebrate
my
birthday.
我不庆祝生日的
Shut
up.
yeah
you
do.
开玩笑 你不会的
It's
no
big
deal
it's
just
the
way
I
was
raised.
这没什么大不了 我一直都是这样的
My
parents
focused
on
celebrating
achievements
我父母只会在我取得成就的时候庆祝
And
being
expelled
from
a
birth
canal
而被逐出产道
was
not
considered
one
of
them.
显然不算其中一项
That's
so
silly.
这太可笑了
It's
actually
based
on
very
sound
theories.
事实上 这还是一篇有理有据的文章
His
mother
published
a
paper
on
it.
他母亲发表在报纸上的
Well
what
was
it
called
这篇文章什么标题
"i
hate
my
son
and
that's
why
he
can't
have
cake"
"我讨厌我儿子 因此他不能吃蛋糕"?
It
was
obviously
effective.
显然易见 这是正确的
Leonard
grew
up
to
be
an
experimental
physicist.
里奥纳德长大后现在是一位实验物理学家
Perhaps
if
she'd
also
denied
him
christmas
也许如果她还不让他过圣诞节
he'd
be
a
little
better
at
it.
他还会更出色些
Thank
you.
谢谢
Well
I
love
birthdays.
我很爱过生日
Waking
up
to
mom's
special
french
toast
breakfast
起床后早饭是妈妈特制的法式吐司
Wearing
the
birthday
king
crown
戴上生日王冠
playing
laser
tag
with
all
my
friends...
和朋友们玩激光枪捉人
Yeah
see
是吗 看见不?
That's
what
kids
should
have.
那才是孩子们该干的
Actually
that
was
last
year.
事实上 这是在去年
So
you
really
never
had
a
birthday
party
这么说你真的从来没开过生日派对?
No
but
it
was
okay.
没错 但没问题啊
I
mean
when
I
was
little
我小时候
I'd
think
maybe
my
parents
would
change
还想父母可能会改变主意
Their
mind
and
surprise
me
with
a
party.
然后办个派对给我个惊喜
Like
this
one
birthday
I
came
home
from
my
cello
有一次生日 我上完大提琴课回来
Lesson
and
I
saw
a
lot
of
strange
cars
parked
out
front.
看见外面停着许多陌生的轿车
When
I
got
to
the
door
我走到门外时
I
could
hear
people
whispering
听得见里面人在细声细语
and
I
could
smell
german
chocolate
cake
还闻到了表兄的巧克力蛋糕
Which
is
my
favorite.
那是我的最爱
And
然后呢?
It
turns
out
my
grandfather
had
died.
结果是我祖父去世了
Oh
my
god.
that's
terrible.
天呐 那太糟糕了
Well
it
was
kind
of
like
a
birthday
party.
那次倒有点生日派对的意思
I
got
to
see
all
my
cousins
and
there
was
cake
so...
所有的亲戚都来了 也有蛋糕 所以...
That's
the
saddest
thing
I've
ever
heard.
这是我听过的最可怜的事了
You
think
是吗?
Go
ahead
tell
her
about
your
senior
prom.
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Make
sure
they
remember
no
peanuts.
叫他们千万别忘了...不放花生
Howard
every
thai
restaurant
in
town
霍华德 城里每家泰国餐馆
knows
you
can't
eat
peanuts.
都知道你不能吃花生
When
they
see
me
coming
they
go
"ah
no
peanut
boy
"
他们看到我进去都直接说 "不放花生男来了!"
Hello
penny.
好 潘妮
Leonard
just
left.
里奥纳德刚走
I
know.
I
want
to
talk
to
you.
我知道 我来跟你说呢
What
would
we
talk
about
我们可以说什么?
We
have
no
overlapping
areas
of
interest
I'm
aware
of.
就我所知我们没有什么共同语言
As
you
know
I
don't
care
for
chitchat.
你知道 我对闲谈没兴趣
Can
you
just
let
me
in
你先让我进去好吗
Well
all
right
but
I
don't
see
this
as
a
promising
endeavor.
没问题 但我不认为这是什么有效的努力
Okay
here's
the
deal.
好 直接说吧
We
are
going
to
throw
leonard
a
kick
ass
我们要在周六给里奥纳德
Surprise
party
for
his
birthday
on
saturday.
办个超级惊喜的生日派对
I
hardly
think
so.
我不赞同
Leonard
made
it
very
clear
he
doesn't
want
a
party.
里奥纳德说得很清楚他不想要派对
Did
someone
say...
"party"
有人说..."派对"?
He
just
doesn't
know
he
wants
one
'cause
he's
never
had
one.
他根本不知道他想要 因为他从来没有过
I
suppose
that's
possible
but
for
the
record
这倒是可能的 但申明一下
I've
never
had
a
threesome
and
yet
I
still
know
I
want
one.
我从来没玩过3P 但我仍知道我想玩
Howard
霍华德
Here's
the
difference
the
possibility
exists
that
区别在这儿...里奥纳德享受一次生日派对
Leonard
could
have
a
birthday
party
before
hell
freezes
over.
还有可能在地狱毁灭之前发生
Fine.
if
I
do
have
a
threesome
you
can't
be
part
of
it.
好吧 如果我真的玩3P了 我不会叫你的
I'm
just
kidding.
yes
you
can.
我开个玩笑啦 你可以加入的
Can
you
bring
a
friend.
你可以带个朋友来吗
I
think
a
birthday
party's
a
terrible
idea.
生日派对真是个馊主意
I
envy
leonard
for
growing
up
without
that
anguish.
我真嫉妒里奥纳德从小到大能免于这份痛苦
Anguish
痛苦?!
Year
after
year
年复一年
I
had
to
endure
wearing
comical
hats
while
being
我都得忍受戴滑稽帽子的痛苦
Forced
into
the
crowded
sweaty
hell
of
bouncy
castles.
然后被迫走到那又挤又满是汗臭的快乐城堡里
Not
to
mention
being
blindfolded
and
being
spun
toward
a
更别提要把我眼睛遮住 转几圈走到一个奇怪的熊那里
Grotesque
illess
donkey
as
the
other
children
mocked
my
disorientation.
被其他小孩子嘲笑我没有方向感
Okay
sweetie
亲爱的
I
understand
u
have
scars
that
no
nonprofeioional
can
heal
but
我知道你有一些非专业人士无法治愈的伤疤
Nevertheless
we're
going
to
throw
leonard
a
birthday
party.
但是无论如何 我们都要给里奥纳德开个生日派对
Have
I
pointed
out
that
I'm
extremely
uncomforblble
with
dancing
我有没有说清楚我特别不喜欢跳舞
Loud
music
and
most
other
forms
of
alcohol
induced
frivolity
很吵的音乐 和其他大多由酒精引起的无聊举动?
Nevertheless
we're...
无论如何 我们...
In
addition
I
really
don't
think
that
leonard
wtsts...
另外 我真觉得里奥纳德并不想...
You
either
you
help
me
throw
leonard
a
birtayay
party
or
so
help
me
god
要么你帮我开派对 要么 上帝啊
I
will
go
into
your
bedroom
and
unbag
all
of
your
most
valuable
我会到你的卧室里把你最值钱的
Mint
condition
comic
books.
全新漫画书都倒出来
And
on
one
of
them
you
won't
know
which
然后在其中一本...你不会知道是哪本
I'll
draw
a
tiny
happy
face
in
ink.
you
can't
do
that.
-我会在上面用墨水画一个小小的笑脸 -你不能这么做
If
you
make
a
mark
in
a
mint
comic
book
it's
no
longer
mint.
如果你在一本全新的漫画书上做标记 那就不是全新的了
Sheldon
do
you
understand
the
concept
of
blackmail
谢尔顿 你懂啥叫勒索吗?
Well
of
course
i...
oh.
当然 我明白 噢...
Yeah
I
have
an
idea.
我有个想法
Let's
throw
leonard
a
kick
ass
birthday
party.
我们来给里奥纳德开一个超级生日派对吧
That's
not
the
secret
knock.
这不是敲门密码
This
is
the
secret
knock.
这才是敲门密码
what
difference
does
it
make
有什么区别啊?
The
whole
point
of
a
secret
knock
is
to
establish
a
设置敲门密码的所有意义就在于建立一种
Non
verbal
signal
to
verify
the
identity
of
one's
co
conspirators.
非语言信号来验证某人的同行者身份的办法
Is
that
raj
and
howard
是不是拉杰和霍华德?
Possibly
but
unverified.
可能 但是还没有核对
Will
you
just
let
us
in.
让我们进去不
Luckily
for
you
this
is
not
a
nuclear
reactor.
你很幸运 这并不是核反应堆
So
what'd
you
get
the
birthday
boy
你们准备了什么生日礼物?
Well
raj
got
him
an
awesome
拉杰给他买了一个特别赞的
Limited
edition
dark
knight
sculpture
限量版黑暗武士的雕塑
Based
on
alex
ross's
definitive
batman.
是出自阿列克斯·罗丝版本授权的蝙蝠侠
And
I
got
him
this
amazing
autographed
copy
而我送给他这份完美的 有费曼亲笔签名的
Of
the
feynman
lectures
on
physics.
关于物理学演讲的拷贝
Nice.
太棒了
I
got
him
a
sweater.
我要送他一件毛衣
Okay
well
he
might
like
that.
他可能会喜欢吧
I've
seen
him
get
chilly.
我见过他感到冷的
Sheldon
I
didn't
see
your
present.
谢尔顿 我没有看到你的礼物啊
That's
because
I
didn't
bring
one.
因为我没有带礼物来
Why
not
don't
ask.
-为什么啊? -别问
The
entire
institution
of
gift
giving
makes
no
sense.
整个送礼物的机制是没有意义的
Too
late.
let's
say
I
go
out
and
I
spend
$50
on
you.
-太迟了 -比如说我花50美元给你买礼物
It's
a
laborious
activity
because
I
have
to
imagine
what
you
need
我得费尽心思想你需要什么 这是件很艰苦的事情
Whereas
you
know
what
you
need.
而且你知道你需要什么
Now
I
could
simplify
things
just
give
you
the
$50
directly
现在 我们把事情简化 直接给你50美元
And
then
you
could
give
me
$50
on
my
birthday
and
so
on
然后我生日的时候你给我50美元 这样继续下去
Until
one
of
us
dies
leaving
the
other
one
old
and
$50
richer.
直到我们其中一个死了 留下个比你富50美元的老人
And
I
ask
you
is
it
worth
it
我问问你 这样有意义吗
Told
you
not
to
ask.
叫你别问的
Well
sheldon
you're
his
friend.
谢尔顿 你是他朋友啊
Friends
give
each
other
presents.
朋友之间就是互送礼物的
I
accept
your
premise
I
reject
your
conclusion.
我同意你的论据 但不同意你的论点
Try
telling
him
it's
a
non
optional
social
convention.
你试试告诉他这是一个没得选择的社交习俗
What
什么?
Just
do
it.
照我说的做
It's
a
non
optional...
这是一个没得选择的...
Social
convention.
社交习俗
Oh.
fair
enough.
那倒是
He
came
with
a
manual.
他很有规则性的
Question
how
am
I
going
to
get
leonard
提问 我怎么在派对之前
a
present
before
the
party
给里奥纳德准备一份礼物?
I
don't
drive
and
the
only
things
available
within
我不会开车而且在步行范围内
Walking
distance
are
a
thai
restaurant
and
a
gas
station.
能去的只有一家泰国菜餐馆和一个加油站
I
suppose
I
could
wrap
up
an
order
of
我看我能打包一份
Mee
krob
and
a
couple
of
lottery
scratchers.
脆炸米粉再加一些刮奖券
Okay
let's
do
this
I
will
drive
sheldon
to
get
a
present.
我们这么办 我开车带谢尔顿去买礼物
And
howard
you
need
to
get
rid
of
leonard
for
about
two
hours.
霍华德 你得让里奥纳德离开房间两小时
No
problem.
没问题
And
then
raj
you
bring
the
stuff
然后拉杰 你把东西搬到对面
across
the
hall
and
start
setting
up.
然后开始布置
What
if
guests
show
up
如果有客人来了怎么办?
Entertain
them.
招待他们
What
if
they're
women
要是是女客人怎么办?
Stare
at
them
and
make
them
feel
uncomfortable.
一直盯着她们 让她们觉得不舒服
How's
it
goin'
你还好吗
Fine.
很好
So
listen
the
nuart
is
showing
the
revised
听着 新艺术影院正在放映
Definitive
cut
of
blade
runner.
最终修订版的银翼杀手
Seen
it.
看过了
No
you've
seen
the
25th
anniversary
final
cut.
不 你看的是25周年的最终版本
This
one
has
eight
seconds
of
previously
unseen
footage.
而这个版本有八秒钟以前没看过的片断
They
say
it
completely
changes
the
tone
of
the
film.
他们说这会完全改变电影的基调
Uh...
pass.
算了
Come
on.
来吧
Afterwards
there's
a
q
&
a
with
harrison
ford's
body
double.
之后还有与哈里斯·福特替身的问答
Look
I'm
in
the
halo
battle
of
my
life
here.
听着 我正在打光晕生命之战呢
There's
this
kid
in
copenhagen
he
has
no
immune
system
这是个在哥本哈根的小孩 他没有免疫系统
So
all
he
does
is
sit
in
his
bubble
and
play
halo
24
seven.
所以他24小时加7天不停地坐着打光晕
Can't
you
play
him
some
other
time
你不能找别的时间跟他玩?
Not
if
you
believe
his
doctors.
如果你相信他的医生那就不能
Oh
my
god
do
you
smell
gas
天啊 闻到煤气味吗
No.
没有
Yeah
no.
确实没有
You
know
they
have
dvds
over
there.
那边有DVD播放机
Yes
but
they
have
dvd
burners
over
here.
是 但这里有DVD刻录机
leonard
needs
a
dvd
burner.
里奥纳德需要一个DVD刻录机
Sheldon
a
gift
shouldn't
be
something
someone
needs
谢尔顿 礼物不应该是一个人所需要的
It
should
be
something
fun.
而应该是一件有趣的东西
You
know
something
they
wouldn't
buy
for
themself.
一件他们不会买给自己的东西
You
mean
like
a
sweater
你意思说比如一件毛衣?
It's
a
fun
sweater.
那件毛衣很有趣的
It's
got
a
bold
geometric
print.
上面有一个醒目的几何图案
Is
it
the
geometry
that
makes
it
fun
okay...
-是几何学使它变得有趣? -好吧...
The
point
is
one
of
the
ways
we
show
we
care
about
people
is
重点是我们关心某个人的表达方式之一
By
putting
thought
and
imagination
into
the
gifts
we
give
them.
可以是通过把想法和想象力赋予到送他的礼物中
Okay
I
see.
我明白了
So
not
a
dvd
burner
exactly.
-所以不能是DVD刻录机了 -没错
Something
he
wouldn't
buy
for
himself.
一件他不会买给自己的东西
Something
fun.
something
like...
一件有趣的东西 一件像...
An
802
11n
wireless
router
802-11n无线路由器
Here
you
go
copenhagen
boy.
来吧 哥本哈根男孩
How
about
a
taste
of
hans
christian
hand
grenade
尝尝汉斯·克里斯蒂安手雷的滋味吧
Oh
that
could
not
feel
good.
那肯定感觉不好
Come
on
come...
来啊 来...
Oh
you
clever...
你个聪明的...
Come
on.
come
on.
来啊 来啊
Take
that
尝尝这个!
What's
the
matter
怎么了?
This
granola
bar
it
has
peanuts
in
it
这个格兰诺拉燕麦卷里面有花生!
Oh
my
god.
why
did
you
eat
it
上帝啊 你为什么吃它呢
I
don't
know.
It
was
just
there.
我不知道 它就放在那里
if
I
had
a
gun
there
would
you
have
shot
yourself
如果我有把枪放在那里 你会对自己开枪吗
Don't
yell
at
me
别对我吼
I've
got
to
go
to
the
emergency
room
我必须得去急诊室!
Now
no
after
my
tongue
has
swollen
to
the
size
of
a
brisket
-现在? -不 等到我的舌头肿得像胸部一样!
All
right
uh
just
let
me
get
my
keys.
好 让我拿下钥匙
Oh
god
oh
god
oh
god
上帝啊 上帝啊 上帝啊
The
laundry
is
out
of
the
hamper.
洗衣房已经没人了
Okay
sheldon
what
was
it
supposed
to
be
好 谢尔顿 那应该是什么?
Fine.
it's
out
of
the
washer
好 没有人洗衣服了!
I'll
call
you
when
it's
in
the
dryer.
等甩干的时候我再打电话给你
All
right
let's
go.
好 我们走
What
do
you
think
你觉得呢
Um
that
one.
那个
Because
of
the
two
additional
ethernet
ports
因为有两个额外的以太网接口?
Sure.He
doesn't
need
them.
-是的 -他不需要
He's
already
got
a
six
port
ethernet
switch.
他已经有一台六个以太网接口的交换机了
Oh
okay
then
this
one.
好吧 那这个
Why
I
don't
know.
-为什么 -我不知道
The
man
on
the
box
looks
so
happy.
盒子上的男人看起来很开心
penny
if
I'm
going
to
buy
leonard
a
gift
潘妮 如果我要给里奥纳德买礼物
I'm
going
to
do
it
right.
我一定要买得合适
I
refuse
to
let
him
experience
the
same
childhood
trauma
I
did.
我不会让他经历我童年时的创伤
I
know
I'm
gonna
regret
this
but
what
trauma
我知道我可能会后悔了 不过 什么创伤?
On
my
12th
birthday
我12岁生日的时候
I
really
wanted
a
titanium
centrifuge
我非常想要一个钛离心分离机
so
you
know
I
could
separate
radioactive
isotopes.
这样 我就可以分离放射性同位素了
Of
course.
当然
Instead
of
a
titanium
centrifuge
my
parents
bought
me...
然而我父母却给我买了一个...
Wow
this
is
hard.
真是难以启齿
They
got
me
a
motorized
dirt
bike.
他们给我买了一辆摩托车
No
不会吧
What
12
year
old
boy
wants
a
motorized
dirt
bike
一个怎么样的12岁男孩会要辆摩托车?
All
of
them
所有的
Really
真的?
Yeah.
huh.
-是的 -哈
Okay
so
we're
getting
this
one
好吧 我们就买这个?
Yeah
I
suppose.
是吧
All
right
let's
go.
好 我们走吧
Excuse
me.
打扰一下
Do
you
know
anything
about
this
stuff
你了解这个东西吗?
I
know
everything
about
this
stuff.
我了解它的一切
Okay
太好了
I
have
my
own
whwholesale
flower
business
我个人在开展鲜花批发业务
and
I
want
to
hook
up
my
computer
in
the
front
entrance
我想把我的前台计算机
with
the
one
in
my
refrigerated
warehouse.
和冷藏库的计算机连在一起
Here
buy
this
one.
Look
it's
the
one
we're
getting.
这个 看 我们就买的这个
See
happy
guy.
看 他很开心
No
no
no
she
doesn't
want
that.
不 不 不 她不需要那个
She
needs
a
point
to
point
peer
network
with
a
range
extender.
她需要一个扩大范围的点对点网络
Thank
you.
谢谢你
Which
hard
drive
do
I
want
firewire
or
usb
我应该选哪一个硬盘 火线还是USB?
It
depends
on
what
bus
you
have
available.
这取决于你有什么总线(bus还有大巴士的意思)
I
drive
a
chevy
cavalier.
我开的是雪佛兰跑车
Oh
dear
lord.
真主啊
Sheldon
we
have
to
go.
not
now
penny.
-谢尔顿 我们该走了 -现在不行 潘妮
This
poor
man
needs
me.
这位可怜人需要我的帮助
You
hold
on.
I'll
be
right
with
you.
你等一下 我马上招呼你
What
computer
do
you
have
你计算机是什么样的?
And
please
don't
say
"a
white
one."
请不要说是一台白色的
Excuse
me.
打扰一下
Fill
this
out.
have
a
seat.
把这个填好 找个座位坐下
No
listen.
不 听着
We're
throwing
my
friend
a
surprise
party
and
I'm
我们打算给我的朋友开一个惊喜派对
Supposed
to
keep
him
out
of
his
apartment
for
two
hours.
而我要让我朋友离开公寓两小时
Uh
huh.
fill
this
out
and
have
a
seat.
把这个填好 找个座位坐下
No
see
不
The
only
way
I
could
get
him
to
leave
was
to
tell
我能让他离开的唯一办法就是告诉他
Him
I
ate
a
peanut
because
I'm
allergic
to
peanuts.
我吃了一个花生 因为我对花生过敏
Oh.
well
in
that
case
fill
this
out
and
have
a
seat.
这样的话 把这个填好找个座位坐下
Look
听着
All
I
need
from
you
is
to
take
me
in
the
back
give
me
a
band
aid
and
我只要你把我带到后面去 给我一张创可贴
So
I
can
pretend
I
had
a
shot
of
epinephrine
这样我就可以假装打了一针肾上腺素
And
then
you
tell
my
friend
you
need
to
keep
me
然后你告诉我朋友你需要让我
under
observation
for
about
an
hour
hour
and
a
half.
留在这观察一小时 一个半小时
Is
that
all
you
need
没有别的了吗?
Yes.
get
out
of
my
er.
-没了 -给我滚出急诊室
No
you
don't
understand.
不 你不明白
Oh
I
understand
but
unfortunately
我明白 但是不好意思
This
hospalal
is
not
equipped
to
treat
stupid.
我们医院不接待傻子
Okay
I
get
it.
好吧 我知道了
I
know
how
the
world
works.
我知道这个世界的规则
How
about
if
I
were
to
introduce
to
you
to
the
man
who
freed
your
people
不如介绍你认识一下赋予你们自由的领袖吧?
Unless
my
people
were
freed
by
benjamin
franklin
除非我们的领袖是本杰明·富兰克林
And
his
five
twin
brothers
you
are
wasting
your
time.
还有他五个孪生兄弟 否则你是在浪费时间
Hey
sorry
I
couldn't
find
a
parking
spot.
对不起 停车位太难找了
How
are
you
doing
bad
very
bad.
-你怎么样了 -非常糟糕
Really
you
don't
look
like
you're
swelling
up
at
all.
真的? 你看上去像完全没有吃过什么一样
Maybe
we
should
just
pick
up
some
benadryl
at
the
drugstore
and
go
home.
不如我们就去药店拿点伤风抗素剂然后回家吧
We
can't
go
home.
why
not
-我们不能回家 -为什么
Becaus....
because...
因为...因为...
Brisket
brisket
我的胸痛! 胸痛!
Water
need
water
I'll
be
right
back.
-水 我要水 -我马上拿来
penny
listen
I've
got
a
problem.
潘妮 我遇到状况了
Yeah
well
so
do
i.
我这里也是
Look
you
gotta
stall
leonard
a
little
longer.
听着 你得再拖住里奥纳德一会
I
don't
think
I
can.
我认为我办不到了
You
have
to.
we
all
have
to
be
there
at
the
same
time
to
yell
surprise.
你必须办到 我们一定要同时回去喊"惊喜"
Okay
you
have
to
understand
something.
好吧 你必须明白
We're
in
a
hospital
right
now.
我们现在还在医院
Why
is
leonard
okay
为什么 里奥纳德还好吧
Leonard's
fine.
I'm
fine.
他很好 我也很好
Thanks
for
asking
by
the
way.
顺便感谢你的关心
Okay
I
don't
need
your
attitude.
好了 我不需要你表达什么态度
Listen
just
hold
him
there
a
little
longer.
听着 就再拖一会
Look
I've
done
my
best
不行 我应经尽力了
But
he
wants
to
go
home
and
I
don't
know
how
to
stop
him.
但是他想回家 我不知道该怎么做
Ok
how
about
this
好吧 那这样
You
keep
him
there
a
little
longer
and
when
you
get
to
the
party
你如果能再拖一会 等你到了派对上
I'll
point
out
which
of
my
friends
are
easy
我会给你介绍我最容易上手的朋友
Don't
toy
with
me
woman.
不要耍我 女人
I
got
a
hot
former
fat
girl
with
no
self
esteem
我有个以前非常胖没有自信而现在辣得不行的朋友
I
got
a
girl
who
punishes
her
father
by
sleeping
around
and
还有个到处和男人上床气坏老爸的朋友
Alcoholi
who's
two
tequila
shots
以及一个喝两杯鸡尾酒
Away
from
letting
you
wear
her
like
a
hat.
就任人摆布的朋友
Thy
will
be
done.
我会搞定一切的
I'm
doing
this
for
you
little
buddy.
一切都是为了你 小弟弟
Okay
we
don't
have
that
in
stock...
我们库存也没有了
But
I
can
special
order
it
for
you.
不过我可以为你特别定一个
Him.
就是他
Excuse
me
sir.
you
don't
work
here.
抱歉 先生 你不是工作人员
Yes
well
apparently
neither
does
anyone
else.
是 当然 但这里没工作人员
Sheldon
we
have
to
go
why
-谢尔顿 我们得走了 -为什么
Well
for
one
thing
we're
late
for
leonard's
birthday
party
一方面 里奥纳德的派对要开始了
And
for
another
I
told
him
to
call
security.
另一方面 我已经让他去叫保安了
Good
luck.
祝你好运
By
the
way
a
six
year
old
could
hack
your
cocomputer
system.
顺便提一下 一个6岁男孩都可以侵入你们的电脑
Keep
walking.
快走吧
"1234"
is
not
a
secure
password.
"1234"不是一个安全的密码
Excusee
e
my
friend
is
having
an
allergic
reaction
to
peanuts.
不好意思 我朋友他花生过敏了
No
he's
not.
没 他没有
Yes
he
is.
是的 他是的
Look
sir
we
are
very
busy
here
and
i...
先生 是这样 我们很忙 而且...
Holy
crap
我的天啊
Please
help
me
快来人!
Cocode
four
I
need
a
gurney
4号 我需要个轮床
Right
away
right
away
马上 马上
thank
you.
谢谢
Say
what
you
will
about
the
healthcare
system
in
this
country
对于这个国家的健康保健系统 你可以随便说啥
But
when
they're
afraid
of
lawsuits
they
sure
test
everything.
假使他们害怕诉讼 他们得保证检测过所有东西
I
really
don't
think
the
colonoopopy
was
necessary.
我真不觉得肠窥镜有任何必要
You
know
before
you
got
all
swollen
up
你知道嘛 在你症状出现之前
I
actually
thought
you
were
trying
to
keep
me
out
of
我还以为你是要让我离开家
The
apartment
so
you
could
throw
me
a
surprise
party.
这样你们可以为我准备惊喜派对
Oh
right
it's
your
birthday.
想起来了 今天是你的生日
I
had
no
idea
it
was
your
birthday.
我都忘了是你生日
I
completely
forgot.
完全忘了
Wow
what
a
lousy
way
to
spend
a
birthday.
这个生日过得还真糟糕
Well
it's
all
over
now.
不过 反正都过去了
There
is
a
party
isn't
there
是有个派对 是吗
Maybe.
可能
Howard
霍华德
Are
you
mad
你生气了?
How
could
I
be
mad
我怎么可能生气
You
actually
risked
your
life
because
you
care
about
me.
你都冒了生命危险就因为你关心在乎我
Yeah
that's
why
I
did
it
all
right.
-当然 就是因为这个 -好吧
Here
we
go.
进去吧
My
first
birthday
party.
我的第一个生日派对
Dude
everybody
left
an
hour
ago.
伙计 大伙一个小时前就都走了
Surprise
惊喜!
Okay
leonard
here
I
am
on
your
birthday
party.
里奥纳德 我现在就在你的生日派对上
I
don't
know
where
you
are
dude
but
it's
really
kick
ass
我不知道你在哪 但这真的很棒!
Everyone
is
very
very
drunk
and...
每个人都烂醉如泥
Oh
and
look
there's
a
girl
taking
her
shirt
off
看 有个女孩把上衣脱了!
That's
my
friend
carol.
那是我的朋友卡萝尔
Remind
me
I
gotta
introduce
her
to
howard.
提醒我 我要把她介绍给霍华德
Oh
sweet
krishna
shake
that
rupee
maker
可爱的卡丽什娜 把卢布制造机晃起来!
I'm
so
sorry
you
didn't
get
your
party.
真遗憾 你错过了你的派对
Oh
it's
okay.
没事
Well
happy
birthday
anyways.
生日快乐
Hey
Penny
wh...when
is
your
birthday
潘妮 你生日是什么时候?
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