生活大爆炸-S06E23_生活大爆炸

S01

Burbank Airport please.

去伯班克机场谢谢

Vegas here we come

拉斯维加斯我们来啦

No husbands

不带老公

no boyfriends no rules.

不带男友不设下限

No rules

不设下限吗

We're not gonna get drunk and have a six way

我们不会喝醉酒后去跟蓝人乐团

蓝人乐团知名三人打击乐团成员会把全身涂成蓝色

with the Blue Man Group are we

大搞床上"六人行"的吧

No.

不会

So there are some rules.

那就还是有下限啊

Fine.

行

No husbands no boyfriends some rules.

不带男友不带老公设了下限

Thank you.

谢谢更正

Vegas

赌城

The ladies are away the boys will play.

女人不在男人爽快

Anything can happen.

欢乐无极限

It's gonna get crazy.

大家一起疯

Dungeons & Dragons

龙与地下城

I got a brand new bikini

我买了一套新比基尼

so drinks at the pool are on these.

泳池畔的免费酒水就靠这对胸器了

I got a sexy new tube top that says "Come hither"

我有一件性感上衣写着"来嘛帅哥"

and a can of pepper spray that says "Close enough Jack."

以及一瓶名为"滚开色鬼"的防狼喷雾

I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw on stage

我准备了一些旧的内衣要丢到

at the Garth Brooks concert.

加斯·布鲁克斯的演唱会舞台上

美国知名乡村歌手唱片曾创下乡村音乐最高纪录

I'm sorry why old

等等为啥要丢旧的

'Cause last time I saw him I threw new ones

因为我上次见他的时候丢了新的

and it got me nothing.

结果也啥都没捞着

I've got a brand new seven piece set

我有一组全新内含七个的

of polyhedral dice.

多面骰

Hello new dice smell.

新骰子味道真棒

I've got my helm of lordly might my boots of speed

我有"天神之力头盔" "速度之靴"

and if things get too exciting

如果玩得太嗨

my inhaler of asthma.

我还带了"哮喘者的吸入之器"

I got my new bloodthirsty savage warrior

我有个全新嗜血野蛮战士

who will lay waste to all who stand before him.

他会蹂躏所有出现在他面前的人

And I had a sensible salad for lunch

我还明智地午餐只吃了色拉

so I can eat all the pizza I want.

所以现在想吃多少披萨都行

Come on are we gonna sit around chatting

拜托我们是要坐在这

like a bunch of teenage girls

像少女一样聊天叽叽喳喳呢

or are we gonna play D & D like a bunch of teenage boys

还是要当永远没机会跟少女发生关系

who are never gonna have sex with those teenage girls

只能玩龙与地下城的寂寞少男啊

Vegas Vegas Vegas

赌城赌城赌城

The Dungeon of Mofooskay Heeko

莫夫斯克海克地下城

The Dungeon of Mofooskay Heeko

莫夫斯克海克地下城

The Dungeon of Mofooskay Heeko

莫夫斯克海克地下城

第六季第二十三集

生活大爆炸

I'm actually glad Lucy had to work tonight.

我很庆幸今晚露西要工作

Saved me the awkward conversation about

让我不用尴尬地跟她说

how I was gonna be hanging with my bros.

我今晚没空要跟兄弟们玩

Isn't every conversation you two have awkward

你们俩有任何对话是不尴尬的吗

Painfully so.

好惨确实没有

We have this rule on the phone that if no one talks

我们有个小规矩如果通话时没人说话

for three minutes you can just hang up.

超过三分钟就可以直接挂掉

So into her.

好中意她啊

Ready whenever you guys are.

你们好就能开始了

Yeah yeah we'll be right there.

行我们马上来

Yeah Leonard... Yeah

-莱纳德 -怎么了

I'm not sure how I feel

我对于霍华德

about Howard being dungeon master instead of you.

代替你当地下城主有点不是滋味

Oh that's nice.

真有义气

But relax sometimes change is good.

但别紧张嘛偶尔换换也不错

Uh you were worried about Zachary Quinto

你以前也担心扎克瑞·昆图

后出演新一代星际迷航里的斯波克角色

扎克瑞·昆图知名演员曾出演过《英雄》

being the new Spock but you wound up liking him.

来演斯波克会不好可后来你也喜欢他了

Oh please.

拜托

Every time the topic of change comes up

每次提到改变的话题

you throw Zachary Quinto in my face.

你都用扎克瑞·昆图来堵我的嘴

I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut

我不满邮差换了新发型

Zachary Quinto.

扎克瑞·昆图

I'm upset that daylight saving time started

我不高兴开始夏令时开始

Zachary Quinto.

扎克瑞·昆图

I'm upset daylight saving time ended Zachary Quinto.

我不爽夏令时结束扎克瑞·昆图

I'm saying this for the last time

我最后再说一次

Zachary Quinto was a weird

扎克瑞·昆图是一个奇特

wonderful unrepeatable event.

美好又出乎意料的特例

So stop using him against me.

所以少拿他来说事

Okay here we go.

好啦开始吧

You find yourselves in

你们发现自己身在一个

an overgrown old forest.

巨木参天的原始森林里

Before you is a giant oak tree

在你们面前有一棵巨型橡树

with a face on it

树上有张脸

that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage.

看起来很像是尼克拉斯·凯奇哦

He says "travel with caution.

他说"请小心上路

These woods are home to the bones

这片森林是许多陨落于此的

of many a fallen...

各路英雄的

hero "

埋骨之地"[模仿凯奇声音]

See Howard's just as good a dungeon master as I am.

你看霍华德跟我一样好嘛

As good

什么一样好

You just got pantsed in the schoolyard four eyes.

你跟他比差远了四眼田鸡

Hey come on guys focus.

别吵啦集中注意力

Oh mighty Nicolas Cage tree

伟大的尼克拉斯·凯奇树

we thank you for your warning

我们由衷感谢您的提醒

but we are brave warriors

但我们都是英勇的战士

and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal.

任何危难或死亡也阻挡不了我们的决心

Oh Lucy's free after all.

露西又有空了

See ya.

再见

Hey hey hey you can't leave.

你不能说走就走啊

We just started.

才刚开始玩呢

You're right I should finish the game.

你说得对我应该玩完才是

I take my plus one long sword

我举起我的强化长剑

stab myself in the face with it.

朝自己脸上一桶

I'm dead I've got a date with a girl.

我死了我要去跟姑娘约会啦

Bye.

再见

We'll be fine watch.

没事的你们看

Suddenly a spectral shape

突然从满是血的

rises from Koothrappali's bloody corpse

库萨帕里尸体上有东西缓缓升起

and says "don't worry buddies

并说道"别担心兄弟们

ghost Raj will help

拉杰之魂将会

guide you through the forest."

带领你们走过这片森林

"Well I'm just a tree but if I were you

"我只是棵树但如果我是你

I'd listen to your ghost friend "

我会听你死鬼朋友的话"

Go on give him your lunch money.

快对他俯首称臣吧

I'm very happy you were able to hang out tonight.

我很开心你今晚有空出来玩

Me too.

我也是

Not that it's up to you to make me happy.

并不是说你是来让我开心的

Uh well unless you find neediness sexy.

但如果你觉得求关爱的人很性感

In which case you're about to have dinner

这样的话你将要和

with the hottest man on the planet.

地球上最性感的男人吃饭了

Can I tell you something

我可以告诉你件事吗

I was so nervous about seeing you

跟你见面让我非常紧张

before I left my apartment

所以在离开公寓前

I put roll on antiperspirant all over my body.

我把整管止汗剂抹遍全身

Really Yeah.

-真的吗 -真的

If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head

如果汗从我脑袋顶上喷出来

you'll know why.

你就知道原因了

I uh I'm sorry to put you through that.

很抱歉让你遭这种罪

Oh it's okay.

没关系啦

I've been trying to force myself

我一直在逼自己

to do things that make me scared.

做一些让我害怕的事情

What else have you been thinking about doing

比如说还有什么是你想做的

Well let's see.

我想想

I'd love to be able to tell the lady who cuts my hair

我很想告诉帮我剪头发的女士

that I don't like bangs.

我不喜欢留刘海

I like your bangs.

我喜欢你的刘海

Oh thanks I like 'em too.

谢谢我也很喜欢

What else

还有什么

It's kind of a tie between

似乎这俩难度一样

sending food back in a restaurant

在餐馆把菜退回去

and saying no to those kids who sell magazines door to door.

和拒绝挨家按户兜售杂志的小孩

Mm yeah. Those are both toughies.

是啊这俩都难以启齿

I know.

就是啊

I have a two year subscription to Guns & Ammo.

我订阅了两年的《枪支与弹药》杂志

I push my shoulder against the secret door

我用肩膀用力去顶那扇密门

to see if it gives way.

看看能不能推开它

It does.

能

He does sound effects too

他还会配音效呢

Hey I always did sound effects.

我也一直有配音效呀

A A swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon.

一大群嗜血蝙蝠飞过地下城

Uh uh they attack a nearby unicorn.

它们袭击附近的独角兽

Okay well I have a sound effect for those sound effects.

好吧我也来给你的音效配个音效吧

Guess who

猜猜谁回来了

What are you doing back

你们怎么回来了

That's an excellent question. Amy

问得真好艾米你说吧

Uh well...

这个嘛

when we were going through security

在我们过安检的时候

I got pulled out of line for a pat down.

我从队伍里被拉出来搜身

The uh

那个

TSA agent got a little handsy...

运输安全局的人有点毛手毛脚

I may have broken her nose with my elbow.

我貌似就用手肘撞断了她的鼻骨

Long story short she's on the No Fly List

长话短说她上了禁飞名单

and we might have been followed here by a drone.

回来时还可能有一架无人飞机跟着我们

I'm sorry.

对不起嘛

I feel like such an idiot.

我感觉自己就像个白痴

Oh it's not so bad.

没那么糟啦

You lost money you're filled with shame

损失金钱内心充满耻辱

and you got groped by a stranger.

还被陌生人摸来摸去

I mean that's Vegas you nailed it.

赌城就像这样你成功了

You guys enjoy your evening.

祝你们今晚过得愉快

I'm gonna go before I ruin anybody else's weekend.

我先走了省得又搞砸其他人的周末

That's my girl.

这样才乖嘛

No no. Amy wait.

不艾米别走

Uh uh I know it's not the night you had in mind

我知道今晚没能如你们所愿

but why don't you guys stay and play with us

但你们何不留下来跟我们一起玩呢

It'll be fun. It would fun

-会很好玩哦 -会好玩吗

Yeah okay three weeks ago

好吧三周前

you bought crunchy peanut butter

你买了一罐颗粒型花生酱

but now you want the girls to play D & D

而现在你又让这帮女人跟我们一起玩

do you have a drug problem

你是不是吸毒吸傻了

What's the big deal

这有什么关系

Raj bailed so we could use some extra players.

拉杰开溜了我们可以找人替他呀

Well I've just never played Dungeons & Dragons with girls before.

我只是从来没跟女人一起玩过龙与地下城

Oh don't worry sweetie.

别害怕小宝贝

No one has.

没人跟女人玩过这个

So what do you say

你觉得怎么样

I'll leave it up to the dungeon master.

我把决定权留给地下城主

Yeah a... satanic fungus

好的一朵长得

that looks suspiciously like Al Pacino

特别像阿尔·帕西诺[演员]的恶魔菌类

rises from the forest floor and says

从森林植被冒出来说

"You're playing D & D.

"你来玩龙与地下城

You're playing D & D.

你也来玩

This whole apartment...

所有人都来一起玩

...is playing D & D."

龙与地下城"

Okay who wants a drink

谁想来一杯

Yeah we now Penny we don't consume alcohol

佩妮我们玩游戏的时候

during Dungeons & Dragons.

不能喝酒

It impairs our judgment.

那会影响我们的判断力

Oh this isn't alcohol.

这不是酒

It's a magic potion that makes me like you.

这是能让我喜欢你的魔力药水

Double potion please.

麻烦给我来双份

Okay here we go.

游戏开始

You find yourselves

你们发现

face to face with two hulking ogres.

迎面走来两个笨重的食人魔

"What are you doing in our dungeon

"你们来地下城干什么

You shall die "

纳命来"

Okay literal goose bumps. Look.

我真起鸡皮疙瘩了看

What do you do

你们会怎么做

I draw my broadsword.

我会拔出我的剑

I ready my quarter staff.

我举好我的魔棒

I drink my potion.

我会喝我的药水

I say we attack the big one. You know what

-我说"冲上去揍大的" -算了

Give me the dice I want to roll.

把骰子给我我想掷骰子

Well the dungeon master's supposed to roll.

这事应该由地下城主来做

Yeah well I'm supposed to be in Vegas

我们还应该在维加斯

throwing up on a shrimp buffet. Now give it.

吃海鲜自助餐吃到吐的快给我

All right what do I need

我得掷多少点

Uh 15 or higher.

15或大于15

15's the point the point is 15.

目标15点就要15点以上

Give the little lady some room here it is coming out.

给老娘让点儿地方准备上啦

Sixteen!

Yes

真棒

Oh please tell me we're playing for money.

快告诉我咱们是玩钱的

Oh even better than money.

这可比赢钱还好

You gained experience points.

你赢得了经验值

More potion please. Yeah.

-麻烦再来点药水 -好

How are your crab cakes

你的蟹饼怎么样

Kind of funky.

有点臭

That's great. It is

-很不错啊 -是吗

Does "funky" mean something different in India

"臭"在印度是另一个意思吗

No no.

不不

Uh you've always wanted to send your food back in a restaurant

你不是一直想在餐馆里把菜退回去吗

here's your chance.

这下机会来了

It's okay. I just won't eat 'em.

没关系我不吃就是了

Don't be ridiculous. Waiter

别傻了服务员

Everything all right

菜还行吗

Uh... yeah.

是的

Everything all right with you

你过得还行吗

Yes.

是的

'Kay thanks bye.

好的谢谢再见

Hold on.

等一下

Isn't there something else you wanted to tell him

你不是有别的事要告诉他吗

N No it it's fine. Uh...

不没关系的

He's from a different country he doesn't understand our ways.

他不是美国人不理解咱们

Don't be silly. Just tell him.

别犯傻了快告诉他吧

I have to go to the bathroom.

我得去趟卫生间

And it's not because the crab cakes are funky.

绝对不是因为蟹饼有点臭

So you're okay here

那您没问题吧

Uh yeah sorry.

是的抱歉

She's just a little shy.

她只是太害羞了

The the first time we met she was so nervous

我们第一次见面的时候她因为太过紧张

she climbed out a bathroom window to get away from me.

为了躲我甚至从卫生间爬窗逃跑呢

Uh oh.

糟糕

Hey Raj.

拉杰

Funny story.

说来也好笑

Come on mama wants a pair of dead ogres

加油老娘要整死几个食人魔

17 The larger ogre is dead

17 大个儿的食人魔死了

The the other ogre says

另一个食人魔说

"You killed my brother.

"你杀了我哥哥

Now ogre Thanksgiving is ruined."

食人魔感恩节被毁了"

That is amazing.

真是太生动了

He made me care about the ogre

他甚至让我关心起食人魔来了

All right Amy there's one ogre left.

艾米还剩一个食人魔

Take him out Okay.

-灭了他 -好的

Pretend he's that TSA agent. Come on.

就当是运输安全局的那群人

Nineteen!

Yes

太好了

This is turning out to be even better than Vegas

没想到这里比去赌城还好玩

No it's not

才没有呢

Lucy

露西

Long time no see.

好久不见

You don't know me very well

你不太了解我

but each time you crawl out a bathroom window

每次你从卫生间窗户爬出去

to escape my company it chips away at my masculinity.

躲避我我的男子气概都流失许多

I'm sorry.

对不起

Why would you leave like that

你为什么非要这样离开

You were pushing me

是你逼我的

I clearly didn't want to send my food back

我很明显不想把菜退回去

and you tried to make me do it anyway.

但你还是逼我这么做

Okay if I upset you

好吧如果我让你不高兴了

then why didn't you just say something

你何不直接对我说呢

Well how can I tell you I'm upset if I can't tell the woman

我怎么能对你直说呢我甚至不能跟那个

at Supercuts that my forehead's my best feature

理发店的女人说我的额头是个人亮点来着

It's scary.

这让我很害怕

Yeah well I like you a lot

我很喜欢你

and that's scary for me.

这也很让我害怕

Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.

主要是因为你会随时逃走

How could you like me a lot

你怎么会特别喜欢我呢

Well uh for one thing

其中一个是因为

you have bigger emotional problems than I do

你的感情问题比我还严重

and I find that very attractive in a woman

我觉得这种女孩子特别迷人

I I don't know. I just...

我也不知道

I think you're wonderful.

我觉得你特别好

I'm sweating out of my head.

我的汗都从头顶喷出来了

The dragon falls from the sky

巨龙从天上坠落

crashing into the volcano

一头栽进了火山岩浆

But wait

等一下

He's not dead.

他还没死

He crawls out

他缓缓爬了出来

spreads his wings and prepares to attack.

伸展了一下自己的翅膀准备攻击

Yeah uh wait

等等

Doesn't he say something first

他有没有先说点什么呢

You know maybe in the voice of a beloved celebrity

比如用我们喜欢的名人的声音来说

Fine.

好吧

"You'd think after all these years

"瞧都这么多年了

I'd know not to fly over volcanoes.

我明明应该知道别在火山上乱飞的

I'm a freaking idiot."

瞧我这个大傻冒"

The dragon's Christopher Walken

巨龙版的克里斯托弗·沃肯[美国演员]

That's perfect.

太了不起了

All right Amy it's your turn.

艾米该你了

We need one more hit.

我们还需要最后一击

Finish him off Here we go.

-把他了结 -好的

Fifteen?

It's a hit. The dragon collapses to the ground

攻击成功巨龙倒在了地上

Wait.

等一下

Wait.

等一下

And says...

他说...

"Mother

"妈妈

Is that you

是你吗

Your little boy is coming home."

你的小宝贝要回家了"

Oh I don't know about you guys but I have been through

我不确定你们会不会我反正今晚

the emotional wringer tonight.

今晚我是大喜大悲到精疲力竭了

This may be the potion talking

我可能是药水喝多了

but you are one fine ass dungeon master.

但你真是个厉害的地下城主

Oh yeah Well when we get home

是吗我们回家后

I'm gonna take you on a whole different adventure.

我会你带"体验"另一种完全不同的冒险

Another quest by Wolowitz Count me in.

沃罗威茨主持的另一探险加我一个

Sheldon they're talking about sex.

谢尔顿他们说的是上床

Oh then I'm out.

那我不玩了

Ooh I have an idea.

我有个主意

Since it's not happening anytime soon

反正这事最近也不会成真

why don't your character and your character

不如你的角色和你的角色

do it in the game

在游戏中来一炮

Come on back me up here.

来声援一下

Okay I cast a love spell on Sheldon and Amy.

我对谢尔顿和艾米施爱情咒

Sorry I thought you were gonna do that...

不好意思以为你们还会这样

The love spell takes effect.

爱情咒起作用了

When Sheldon looks at Amy

谢尔顿看向艾米时

she is the most beautiful half orc he's ever seen

发现她是他生平见过最美丽的半兽人

and he's overcome with a desire

他心里阵阵欲望涌现

to rip her armor off

只想扯开她的盔甲

and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts.

温柔地凝视她那四个毛茸茸的咪咪

When Amy sees Sheldon he looks...

艾米眼中的谢尔顿他看起来就像是

well just like Sheldon 'cause apparently she's into that.

谢尔顿这个样子因为她就好这口

What do you do

你们会怎么做

I don't like this.

我不喜欢这样

You see what happens when you let girls play D & D

就说让女人玩龙与地下城不好吧

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

What

什么事

I've never knocked on my own door before.

我从来没敲过自己房间的门

That was a wild ride.

真够刺激的

You don't have to come in here and cheer me up.

你不用进来安慰我

Thank you.

谢谢

Would you go tell everyone else that

你能出来告诉其他人吗

Because they sure think otherwise.

因为他们可不是这么想

I'll tell you what they think.

我告诉你他们是怎么想的

They think our relationship is a joke.

他们觉得我们的恋爱关系是一个笑话

Well I don't think our relationship is a joke.

我不觉得我们的恋爱关系是一个笑话

I think

我觉得

"A horse goes into a bar

"一匹马走进酒吧

bartender says 'Why the long face '"

酒保说为什么拉长一张马脸[闷闷不乐]"

That's a joke.

这种才是笑话

It's a good one too because a horse has a long face.

还是个非常好笑的笑话因为马的脸很长

Sheldon

谢尔顿

are we ever going to have an intimate relationship

我们到底会不会变成亲密的男女关系

Oh my.

天啊

That's an uncomfortable topic.

这个话题够尴尬的

Amy...

艾米

before I met you

我在认识你之前

I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.

我从未有兴趣跟任何人变得亲密

And now

现在呢

And now what

现在什么

Do you have any interest now

你现在有兴趣了吗

I have not ruled it out.

并不排除这种可能性

Talk dirty to me.

对我开黄腔呢

I know it doesn't seem like it to you but

我知道你可能不这样想但是

for me what we have

对我来说我们的关系

is extremely intimate.

已经是极度亲密了

I guess I know that.

我想我知道

It's just...

只是

part of me wants more.

我的内心想要更多

I mean look at us.

瞧瞧咱们

It's only been three years here we are in bed together.

才三年时间就已经在床上了

Come on.

走吧

Let's go back out there.

我们出去吧

Y... Well no. Hold on.

不等等

My elven magic user and your half orc warrior

我的精灵魔法师和你的半兽人战士

did have a love spell cast on them.

的确是被施了爱情咒

We wouldn't really be playing the game right

如果不继续玩下去

if we didn't see that through.

就是没遵守游戏规则

Okay.

好吧

I believe that uh we just killed a dragon.

我们刚刚杀了一条龙

While the others pillage the corpse

其他人在捡尸体上的宝物时

I lead you to a secluded area

我将你带到一个隐蔽的区域

where I attempt to remove your leather armor.

在那里我想脱掉你的皮革盔甲

It comes off.

脱掉了

What do you do

你怎么做

I...

我

...kiss you... on the lips.

吻上你的嘴唇

I kiss you back on the...

我回吻你的...

...lips as well.

嘴唇

Your turn.

到你了

I... remove your armor.

我脱掉了你的盔甲

What do you do

你会怎么做

I... erotically caress your...

我饥渴地爱抚你的

...nose. Keep rolling.

-鼻子 -继续扔

Hey you guys have been in there for a while.

你们已经在里面好一会儿了

You doing okay We're fine thank you.

-还好吗 -挺好的多谢

Okay we just want to say we feel really bad about...

我们只想说我们非常抱歉刚才

Go away Sheldon is nibbling on my...

走开谢尔顿正准备轻咬我的...

14 Yes

14 太棒了

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