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Should
you
really
be
sitting
in
Sheldon's
spot
你真的要坐在谢尔顿的宝座上吗
He's
Texas
he'll
never
know.
他人在德州 不可能会知道
I
wouldn't
be
so
sure
about
that.
我觉得话别说太早
Yeah
he
has
a
very
sensitive
butt.
是啊 他的屁屁可敏感了
Well
it's
true.
是真的
Once
I
saw
him
sit
on
a
bunch
of
loose
change
有次他误坐到一堆硬币上 还能感觉出来
and
add
it
up.
总共是多少钱
Have
you
heard
from
Howard
霍华德有跟你联系吗
I
did.
His
talk
at
NASA
went
great.
有啊 他在太空总署的演讲很成功
Sheldon
didn't
heckle
him
谢尔顿没在台下找茬吗
No
in
fact
he
was
so
well
behaved
没有 而且他超级乖
Howie
bought
him
a
Buzz
Aldrin
bobble
head
华仔还买了传奇太空人的摇头公仔
and
astronaut
ice
cream.
跟太空人冰激凌奖励他呢
Hey
guys.
Hey
Stewart
-大伙们 -斯图尔特
How's
it
going
Good.
-大家好吗 -很好
Sheldon's
out
of
town
so
we
can
do
whatever
we
want.
谢尔顿不在 我们想干嘛都行
We
even
ordered
from
the
Thai
place
he
doesn't
like.
我们还从他不喜欢的那家泰式餐厅叫了外卖
Oh
how
is
it
好吃吗
Disgusting.
Do
not
tell
him.
超难吃 千万别告诉他
What
do
you
guys
want
to
do
tonight
你们今晚想干嘛
I
don't
know.
不知道
Well
I
told
Howie
if
I
wasn't
busy
我跟华仔说如果今晚没事
I'd
spend
the
night
at
his
mom's.
我就会去陪他妈妈
so
for
God's
sake
think
of
something.
所以拜托你们赶紧想出事来做吧
Stuart
Are
you
okay
斯图尔特 你没事吧
No
I
don't
feel
so...
我感觉不太舒...
Oh
Stuart
Stuart
-斯图尔特 -斯图尔特
Oh
my
God
you
guys
need
to
do
something
天啊 你们快来救他
Stuart
Calling
911.
-斯图尔特 -我叫救护车
Well
it's
too
late.
What
do
you
mean
it's
too
late
-太迟了 -什么叫太迟了
He's
been
murdered
by
someone
in
this
room.
他已经被在座的某人给谋杀了
Oh
my
God.
Oh
come
on
-天啊 -不是吧
Welcome
to
another
classic
欢迎来到库萨帕里
Koothrappali
murder
mystery
dinner.
又一经典的神秘谋杀夜
I'm
leaving.
我要走了
You
can't
leave.
你不能走
You're
a
suspect
in
the
mysterious
murder
of
Stuart
Bloom.
你也斯图尔特·布鲁姆谋杀案的嫌疑人之一
I
didn't
know
his
last
name
was
Bloom.
我都不知道他姓布鲁姆
Yeah
it's
Bloom.
是的 他就姓那个
Are
you
really
gonna
lie
on
the
floor
你真的要躺在地上
and
pretend
to
be
dead
all
night
装一晚上的死人吗
What
do
you
think
I
was
gonna
do
at
home
那你觉得我本来要在家做啥
生
活
大
爆
炸
第七季 第十八集
Are
you
gonna
make
us
pretend
to
be
a
bunch
of
lame
characters
你又要让我们扮演成一帮口音奇怪
with
silly
accents
角色傻逼的人物吗
"Lame
characters
with
silly
ac..."
"口音奇怪的傻逼角色..."
What
kind
of
actress
are
you
你算是哪门子的女演员啊
You're
right
I'm
sorry.
你说得对 抱歉
It...
sounds
like
fun.
Thank
you.
-其实听起来挺好玩的 -谢谢
That
kind
of
actress.
This
sucks
这种假惺惺女演员 这烂爆了好吗
Come
on
guys.
别这样嘛 各位
Raj
put
a
lot
of
effort
into
this.
拉杰为这游戏废了不少心思呢
And
that's
great.
这很棒啊
It's
not
sad
it's
great.
完全不悲催 很棒
I
think
it
might
be
fun
to
be
someone
else
tonight.
今晚扮演一下其他人应该会挺好玩的
Actually
you're
all
just
gonna
be
yourselves.
其实今晚大家都是演自己
All
right
if
I'm
doing
this
好吧 如果要玩
I'm
playing
to
win
so
just
to
be
clear
姐就要赢 所以先说清楚
If
we're
ourselves
that
means
one
of
us
killed
Stuart
这游戏是指我们其中一人杀死斯图尔特吗
Very
good
Bernadette.
非常好 伯纳黛特
You
are
a
regular
Byomkesh
Bakshi.
你就是个波克西·巴克锡
What
is
that
like
the
Indian
Sherlock
Holmes
那是啥 印度版夏洛克·福尔摩斯吗
Or
is
Sherlock
Holmes
the
English
Byomkesh
Bakshi
也可能夏洛克是英国版的波克西·巴克锡
According
to
Wikipedia
Sherlock
Holmes
came
first.
根据维基百科 是先有夏洛克
Great
everyone's
a
Byomkesh
Bakshi.
很好 大家都是波克西·巴克锡
Now...
here
are
some
现在发给各位
secret
facts
about
each
of
you
关于你们自己的秘密资料
including
whether
you
are
the
murderer.
包含你们自己是不是凶手
Throughout
the
game
feel
free
to
ask
游戏过程中 随时都可以问对方
each
other
questions
to
uncover
clues.
各种问题来得到线索
Got
it.
Hey...
懂了
who's
the
murderer
谁是凶手啊
Any
question
but
that.
像这种问题不能问
Sorry.
Hey...
抱歉
who's
not
the
murderer
谁不是凶手啊
Bernadette
can
you
not
stand
so
close
to
me
伯纳黛特 能别站得离我这么近吗
What
do
you
care
You're
dead.
有什么关系 你都死了
Suit
yourself.
随你高兴
But
I
can
kind
of...
see
up
your
skirt.
但我貌似能看见你裙里风光
Thank
you
for
my
bobble
head.
谢谢你送我摇头公仔
Thank
you
for
not
making
fun
of
me
during
my
speech.
也谢谢你没在我演讲时找我茬
It
wasn't
easy.
Was
it
Buzz
忍住不找茬很不容易吧 巴兹
We
can't
show
up
to
your
mom's
empty
handed.
我们不能两手空空的去你妈妈家吧
We
should
bring
something.
应该带点礼物
I
already
am.
我已经带了
I'm
bringing
the
gift
of
knowledge.
我带了知识的馈赠
Oh
boy.
天啊
Despite
what
her
Bible
says
无论她的圣经写过啥
recent
archeological
studies
indicate
that
最新的考古研究显示
although
camels
are
referenced
in
the
Old
Testament
虽然旧约圣经中曾提到过骆驼
they
didn't
exist
in
the
Middle
East
但骆驼实际出现在中东的时间
until
hundreds
of
years
later.
比圣经里晚了几百年
I
was
gonna
say
we
pick
up
a
cake
or
a
pie.
我本来是要说带个蛋糕或者派去
But
an
insult
to
her
faith
is
always
thoughtful.
但羞辱她的信仰也很有心意
So
what
happens
next
接下来呢
I
can't
tell
you
that.
我不能直接说出来
But
perhaps
the
killer
dropped
但凶手很可能
a
fun
and
imaginative
clue
在公寓里留下了一道
somewhere
in
the
apartment.
有趣又创意十足的线索哦
Ooh
I'm
gonna
check
the
fridge
我要去检查一下冰箱
and
see
if
there
are
any
clues
inside
a
beer.
看看啤酒里有没有藏什么线索
Hey
I
I
found
something.
我找到了个东西
It
looks
like
a
little
man
with
a
briefcase.
看起来像一个拿着行李箱的小人偶
Oh
no
no.
That's
Clarence
Darrow.
他是克莱伦斯·戴罗
It's
from
a
game
Sheldon
made
up
called
Chutes
and
Lawyers.
是谢尔顿发明的律师版蛇棋中的角色
You
slide
down
a
chute
and
then
work
your
way
back
up
滑道让你倒退 前进则是
through
the
appellate
system.
靠上诉系统慢慢爬
Well
unlike
that
my
games
are
much
more
fun.
跟那不同的是 我的游戏好玩多了
Okay
can
I
ask
you
something
我能问你个问题吗
Why
do
you
like
making
us
do
this
stuff
你为什么总喜欢找我们玩这些游戏
Well
I
guess
it
goes
back
to
when
I
was
a
fat
kid
in
India
可能跟我小时后在印度时是个胖子有关
and
didn't
have
any
friends.
那时候我都没有朋友
I
didn't
know
you
were
fat.
我不知道你以前是个胖子
Yeah
I
was...
是啊 我...
I
was
200
pounds
by
the
time
I
was
in
middle
school.
我念中学的时候体重有90公斤呢
Kids
were
mean.
老被别的孩子欺负
Cows
may
be
sacred
there
虽然在印度牛是神圣的动物
but
it
doesn't
help
if
you
look
like
one.
可是你身形像牛却一点都不好
Anyway
I
was
pretty
lonely
总之那时的我很孤独
so
I
had
to
make
up
my
own
stories
and
games
只好自己编故事和游戏娱乐自己
and
I
promised
myself
我暗自发誓
if
I
ever
made
any
friends
that...
如果我有了朋友
that
I
would
play
those
games
with
them.
我一定会跟他们一起玩这些游戏
That
is
so
sweet.
真是让人又怜又爱
I've
seen
old
pictures
of
you.
我见过你以前的照片
You
were
never
a
fat
kid.
你一点都不胖啊
No
I
was
svelte
as
a
gazelle.
是的 我跟羚羊一样苗条
A
gazelle
blessed
with
a
flair
for
storytelling.
我是一只拥有讲故事天赋的羚羊
Hey
what
about
this
It
looks
like
a
receipt.
这个呢 这貌似是一张收据
What's
it
for
什么收据
For
a
cup
of
coffee.
买咖啡的
But
it's
dated
20
years
from
now.
但上面的日期是20年后
From
the
future
来自未来的收据
How
fun
and
imaginative.
真是有趣又创意十足
So
one
of
us
came
back
from
the
future
所以我们中有一个人从未来回来
to
murder
Stuart
Correct.
-杀死了斯图尔特 -没错
Does
the
gazelle
with
a
flair
for
storytelling
那只拥有讲故事天赋的羚羊
know
he's
just
ripping
off
Terminator
知道他的故事是在抄袭《终结者》吗
Does
the
smart
ass
know
that
Terminator
was
actually
那个自以为是的家伙知道《终结者》
ripped
off
from
an
Outer
Limits
script
called
其实是抄袭哈兰·埃里森为《外星界限》
里面的两集故事《士兵》和《玻璃手的魔鬼》的启发而创作
卡梅隆后来承认《终结者》是受到60年代电视科幻剧《外星界限》
Demon
With
a
Glass
Hand
by
Harlan
Ellison
编写的一集名为"玻璃手的魔鬼"的剧本吗
Oh
does
the
gazelle
know
that
according
to
Harlan
Ellison
那只羚羊知道哈兰·埃里森后来又说
it
was
not
ripped
off
from
Demon
With
a
Glass
Hand
《终结者》不是抄袭《玻璃手的魔鬼》
but
was
ripped
off
from
another
Outer
Limits
script
he
wrote
而是抄袭他为《外星界限》编写的另外一个剧本
called
The
Soldier
名为《士兵》吗
I'm
gonna
need
another
clue.
我要再来一瓶"线索"
Okay...
好
give
me
the
flowers
and
pie.
把花和派给我
But
if
we
show
up
and
you're
holding
them
但如果我们敲门 礼物在你手里
she'll
think
they're
only
from
you.
她会认为这些都是你买的
They
are
only
from
me.
本来就是我买的
You
said
the
gift
of
you
was
enough.
你说自己就是最好的礼物
Yes...
but
now
that
I've
seen
what
the
gift
of
me
话是这么说 但现在我手里拿着花和派
with
flowers
and
pie
looks
like
显得我这份礼更大了
there's
no
going
back.
所以你休想拿回去了
Boy
I
can't
wait
to
see
the
look
on
her
face...
我已经等不及想看她一脸惊喜的样子
We're
leaving
right
now.
我们现在就走
What's
wrong
Nothing.
-怎么了 -没事
What
Sheldon
tell
me
what's
going
on
谢尔顿 告诉我发生什么事了
I
saw
my
mommy
with
a
naked
man
我看见我妈跟一个裸男纠缠在一起
and
she
was
trying
to
be
a
mommy
again.
她想再次"当妈妈"
You
ready
to
talk
about
it
你想谈一谈吗
I'm
not
nearly
drunk
enough.
我还不够醉呢
Okay.
够醉了
Do
you
have
any
idea
what
it's
like
to
see
你知道看见自己妈妈在蹂躏别人
your
mother
ravaging
someone
是什么感觉吗
Does
a
brisket
count
蹂躏鸡胸肉算吗
I'm
sorry
buddy
that's
rough.
抱歉 兄弟 的确难以忍受
But
didn't
she
know
we
were
coming
她不是知道我们会来吗
No.
不知道
I
wanted
to
surprise
her.
我想给她一个惊喜
What
am
I
supposed
to
say
to
her
after
something
like
this
经历这种事之后 我该跟她说什么呀
Well
did
she
see
you
in
the
window
No.
-她有从窗户看见你吗 -没有
Then
don't
say
anything.
那就什么都别说
I
have
to.
我一定要说
How
can
we
ever
hope
to
have
a
healthy
relationship
如果我们想拥有一段健康的母子关系
if
I
don't
tell
her
how
disappointed
I
am
我就得告诉她我对她有多失望
and
that
I'll
never
forgive
her
而且我这辈子都不会原谅她
Well
don't
do
it
on
the
phone.
那也别用手机说啊
No
I'm
just
going
to
tell
her
I'm
coming
不是啦 我只是告诉她我要去找她
so
she
can
give
that
Good
Time
Charlie
the
heave
ho.
这样她才赶紧会把那个爽歪歪的人打发走
That's
some
tough
talk.
这是一场艰难的对话
I
may
need
to
cut
you
off.
我就不跟你过去了
Yeah
maybe
you
better.
你最好跟我过去
I
took
a
pretty
big
sip.
我可是喝了一大口酒
Look
she's
a
grown
woman.
你妈是个成年人了
And
and
your
dad's
been
gone
a
long
time.
你爸又不在这么久了
Maybe
this
is
none
of
your
business.
或许你真不应该多管闲事
I
beg
to
differ.
恕难同意
I
used
to
live
in
those
genitals.
我曾经住在那个生殖器里
And
if
someone
wants
to
move
into
my
old
room
如果有人想搬进我的"旧房间"
I
should
at
least
get
a
vote.
那我至少有投票的权利吧
Okay
murder
suspects
各位嫌疑犯
Leonard
has
found
the
time
machine
the
killer
must've
used.
莱纳德发现了凶手使用过的时光机
You're
all
inside
it
大家都坐进去
and
we
hurtle
through
the
very
fabric
of
time.
现在我们要穿越时空啦
And
welcome
to
20
years
in
the
future.
欢迎来到20年后的未来
Hey
you
guys
just
time
traveled.
喂 你们刚刚穿越时空
Stop
looking
so
bored.
别看起来这么没劲好吗
Well
my
beer
isn't
flat
and
my
rack's
not
saggy.
我的啤酒还有气泡 我的奶子没有下垂
So
far
the
future's
great.
所以目前为止 未来还不错
Hey
can
I
go
to
the
bathroom
我可以去厕所吗
Fine
just
try
not
to
look
too
alive.
去吧 别看起来太生气勃勃
That's
my
jam.
这我可是专家
So
one
of
us
went
back
in
time
to
kill
Stuart
我们其中一人回到过去杀死斯图尔特
But
why
为什么
Perhaps
this
will
help.
或许这个能回答你们的疑问
Here
are
some
facts
这是关于未来的
about
yourselves
in
the
future
你们的一些事情
that
might
contain
a
clue.
里面可能包含线索哦
Hey
I
I
won
the
Nobel
Prize
in
physiology.
我获得了诺贝尔生理学奖
Then
I
used
the
money
to
buy
Stuart's
comic
book
store
然后我用奖金把斯图尔特的漫画店买下来
and
close
it
down
so
Sheldon
would
pay
attention
to
me.
关了那店 好让谢尔顿多放注意力在我身上
Not
the
worst
idea.
这主意还不赖
Hey
I'm
a
famous
actress
living
in
London.
我是一名住在伦敦的著名演员
I'm
a
professor
at
Stanford.
我是斯坦福大学的教授
So
I
guess
you
two
are
making
it
work
long
distance.
看来你们就算远距离也能很相爱
Oh
no.
错
In
this
game
as
your
careers
both
took
off
在这次游戏中 因为你们各自职业的有了起色
you
drifted
apart.
所以分道扬镳了
Kind
of
like
how
future
me
有点像未来的我
lost
touch
with
you
guys
after
I
became
boy
toy
在成为年老色衰却柔软依旧的麦当娜的
for
the
wrinkled
but
still
flexible
Madonna.
小男宠后就跟你们断了联系了
What
does
your
card
say
Bernadette
你的卡上说什么 伯纳黛特
Eh
eh
eh
hang
on.
等一下
Do
do
you
think
we'd
really
drift
apart
你觉得如果我俩都事业有成的话
if
we
both
became
successful
就真的会分手吗
Of
course
not.
当然不会
If
I
became
a
famous
actress
and
had
to
move
如果我成了大明星 要搬去别的地方
you
would
just
come
with
me.
你当然跟着我走啦
But
if
I
get
a
chance
to
be
a
tenured
professor
但如果我有机会成为终身教授
I
might
not
have
that
much
choice
in
where
I
end
up.
我就没法随便决定去留了
Yeah
but
if
I
become
a
successful
actress
没错 但如果我成名了
we
wouldn't
need
the
money.
我们都不用为钱操心了
Well
you
don't
go
into
science
for
the
money.
研究科学可不是为了钱
Speak
for
yourself.
只有你这么想吧
Last
month
my
company
both
invented
上个月 我的公司同时发现
and
cured
Restless
Eye
Syndrome.
和治愈了多动眼综合征
Ka
ching
ya
blinky
chumps.
财源滚滚啊 爱眨眼的呆瓜们
So
wait
if
my
career
took
me
somewhere
else
所以 如果我的事业要我去别处发展
you
might
not
go
你也许不会跟我走
He
started
it.
是他先开始的
Okay
okay
guys
new
back
stories.
好了 各位 新的背景设定
Uh
Penny
and
Leonard
you
two
lovebirds
are
佩妮和莱纳德 你们小俩口
super
successful
and
living
in
New
York.
已经功成名就 双宿双飞在纽约了
Uh
you're
an
actress
you're
a
professor
你是著名演员 你是著名教授
and
you
have
three
beautiful
kids.
膝下围绕着三个漂亮宝贝
Great.
太好了
Really
You
think
I'm
putting
什么 你觉得我会让如此完美的身材
this
body
through
three
kids
生出三个小孩来吗
Okay
let's
do
this.
好 我们开始吧
Good
luck.
祝你好运
You...
你...
Aren't
you
gonna
come
with
me
你不跟我一起来吗
While
you
confront
your
mother
about
her
sex
life
站在旁边听你和你妈讨论她的性生活吗
I'd
rather
go
back
to
that
bar
in
ass
less
chaps.
我宁愿穿着露臀皮裤回去刚才的酒吧
Mother
妈妈
Mother.
妈妈
Mother
妈妈
Shelly
I'm
so
glad
you're
here
谢利 真高兴你回家了
I
saw
you
having
naked
sex.
我看到你光着身子做爱了
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么呢
Earlier
I
came
here
to
surprise
you.
早些时候 我想回家给你个惊喜
I
looked
in
the
window
and
I
saw
you
with
a
man.
结果透过窗子 我看到你和一个男人纠缠在一起
Oh
Shelly
I'm
so
sorry.
谢利 对不起
Come
in.
先进来吧
Maybe
we
should
sit
down
也许我们应该坐下来
and
talk
about
this.
好好聊一聊这事
Can
you
recommend
a
surface
you
haven't
had
coitus
on
能帮我挑个没被你们玷污过的地方吗
That's
not
funny.
这话一点不好笑
Maybe
we
should
sit
at
the
table.
我们还是坐餐桌边上聊吧
Well
I'm
sure
that
uh
我想你一定
you...
有很多...
have
a
lot
of
questions.
问题想问
Who
was
he
那个男人是谁
His
name
is
Ron.
他名叫罗恩
I
met
him
at
my
prayer
group.
我和他是在祈祷小组认识的
How
long
have
you
been
involved
with
him
你们之间开始多久了
A
few
months.
几个月
And
of
those
few
months
那在这几个月中
how
long
have
you
been
a
demented
sex
pervert
你变身这种欲乱狂魔已经多久了
That
is
no
way
to
speak
to
your
mother.
你不能这样对你妈妈说话
Perhaps
not.
对妈妈或许不能
But
it
is
a
way
to
speak
to
a
woman
可对一个从小到大
who
quoted
the
Bible
to
me
my
whole
life
对我念叨圣经 转身却又亵渎了
and
then
desecrates
one
of
Ethan
Allen's
finest
sofas.
一张上等沙发的女人来说就可以
I
will
give
you
one
opportunity
young
man
我给你一次机会 年轻人
to
apologize.
赶快道歉
Or
what
不然呢
Or
I
will
send
you
to
your
room.
不然我就罚你回去房间
That's
ridiculous.
你太荒唐了
I
am
a
grown
man.
我已经是成年人了
I
am
a
professional
scientist.
我是专业的科学家
And
I
currently
occupy
the
moral
high
ground.
而我此时正站在道德的制高点上
Go
to
your
room.
回你的房间去
But
I
occupy
the
moral
high
ground.
可人家站在道德的制高点呢
Go
to
your
room.
回你的房间去
But
I'm
a
professional
scientist.
可人家是专业的科学家呢
Go...
to
your
room
滚...回你的房间去
I'm
a
grown
man.
人家是成年人哦
Can
we
please
get
back
to
the
game
我们继续玩游戏好吗
I
I
In
a
minute.
等...等一下
I
I
I
don't
understand
why
any
success
you
have
in
acting
我不懂为什么你演艺事业的成功
is
more
important
than
any
I
have
in
science.
要比我在科学领域的成就重要得多
Okay
if
you
do
something
cool
in
science
好吧 如果你在科学上取得了成果
you
might
change
the
world.
你也许会改变整个世界
If
I
become
a
famous
actress...
如果我成了著名演员
I'm
not
gonna
tell
you
why
movie
stars
are
the
best.
我才不会告诉你当电影明星爽在哪里呢
They
just
are.
反正爽就对了
I'm
surprised
you
guys
never
talked
about
this
stuff.
真奇怪 你们竟然没讨论过这种事
Like
you
and
Sheldon
have
everything
figured
out
难道你和谢尔顿把话都说清楚了吗
Actually
our
relationship
agreement
事实上 我们的恋爱协议里
covers
a
wide
array
of
scenarios
囊括了各种情况
including
career
changes
financial
instability
包括工作变迁 财务变化
intelligent
dog
uprising...
智能狗的暴动
FYI
we
plan
on
selling
out
the
human
race
hard.
随带一提 我们准备彻底出卖人类
In
20
years
who
knows
what'll
happen
with
any
of
us
谁能猜到二十年后我们会变成什么样呢
I
think
you
and
Leonard
will
be
together.
我觉得你和莱纳德会终成眷属
You
do
Yeah.
-真的吗 -真的
I
think
you're
the
best
couple
I
know.
我觉得你俩是我见过最般配的一对
That's
so
sweet.
你人真好
What
the
hell
Excuse
me
-你说什么 -有没有搞错
Ah
da
da
da
da
别闹
Let
the
dead
man
talk.
让这位"死者"先说完
So
why
do
you
think
that
你为什么这么想呢
Uh
well
I
feel
like
you
guys
make
each
other
better.
我觉得你俩提升了彼此的境界
Penny
brought
Leonard
out
of
his
shell.
佩妮让莱纳德走出了宅男世界
And
it
seems
like
Leonard
makes
Penny
而莱纳德又让
think
more
deeply
about
the
world.
佩妮对世界有了更深层的认识
I
don't
know.
我也说不清
Together
you
two
kind
of
make
one
awesome
person.
你们在一起 互补成为了一个非常棒的人
Aw
Stuart.
斯图尔特
Now
I
feel
bad
for
murdering
you.
现在我真为杀了你感到内疚
Oh
come
on
你不是吧
Penny
did
it
I
win
佩妮杀的 我赢了
Suck
it
jackasses
认输吧 混蛋们
Hey
can
I
come
in
我可以进来吗
Apparently
any
man
is
welcome
in
this
house.
显然任何男人都可以乱入这个家
Why
not
you
你为何不行
I
thought
you
were
waiting
in
the
car.
你不是在车上等着吗
That
was
an
hour
ago
Sheldon.
那是一个小时前了 谢尔顿
A
Jew
sits
in
front
of
a
house
in
Texas
that
long
在德州 一个犹太人坐在房子前面这么久
"For
Sale"
signs
start
to
go
up.
"房屋待售"牌就得挂起来了[多是房中介]
I
take
it
things
didn't
go
smoothly
with
your
mom.
看来你和你妈妈谈得不顺利
No.
不
I'm
not
sure
how
we're
going
to
get
past
this.
我不知道我们该如何度过这个难关
You
know
I...
其实 我...
I
sort
of
went
through
something
我自己也曾经经历过
like
this
myself.
这种事情
Howard
we've
all
seen
your
mother
naked.
霍华德 我们都见过你母亲的裸体
That
woman
needs
to
learn
how
to
tie
a
robe.
那个女人需要学会系紧睡袍
I'm
talking
about
when
my
mom
started
seeing
someone
我说的是 我爸离开几年后
a
couple
years
after
my
dad
left.
我妈开始约会
I
didn't
know
she
did.
我不知道她曾经约会过
Yeah
she
was
dating
this
guy
她和一个男的约会
and
I
was
kind
of
a
jerk
to
her
about
it.
我对她的态度挺混蛋的
What
did
you
do
你做了什么
Well
let's
just
say
it
was
the
most
vicious
这样说吧 那是圣殿寺历史上
bar
mitzvah
speech
in
the
history
of
Temple
Beth
El.
最恶毒的成人礼演讲
Anyway
she
broke
up
with
him.
总之 她和他分手了
And
she's
basically
been
alone
ever
since.
自那以后 她基本上就一直孤身一人
She
never
said
it
but
I
always
felt
她从未说过 但我一直觉得
I
was
the
reason
why.
我是让她孤单的原因
I'm
sorry.
真遗憾
Although
based
on
your
story
不过 基于你的故事
you
absolutely
were
the
reason
why.
你绝对是让她孤单的原因
All
I'm
saying
is
you
might
not
want
我想说的是 你还是不要
to
get
in
the
way
of
your
mom's
happiness.
阻碍你母亲的幸福比较好
You
may
have
a
point.
你说的有道理
I
love
my
mother.
我爱我母亲
Even
if
she
fornicates
like
a
demonic
weasel.
哪怕她像个恶魔黄鼠狼般疯狂交配
And
the
healing
begins.
伤痛已经开始治愈了
Hello.
Hello.
-你好 -你好
Are
you
ready
to
discuss
this
calmly
like
adults
你能像成年人一样冷静地讨论这件事了吗
I
am.
能
Shelly
I'm
sorry
that
you
saw
what
you
saw.
谢利 很抱歉让你看到那一幕
I
know
that
this
is
hard
for
you.
我知道这让你难以接受
I
think
what
most
upsets
me
about
it
Mother
母亲 我想最让我生气的
is
the
hypocrisy.
是你的虚伪
Doesn't
this
contradict
这与你毕生信奉的
all
the
religious
rules
you've
been
espousing
your
whole
life
所有宗教教条 不是相抵触的吗
You're
right
it
does
and
it's
something
你说得对 的确抵触 关于这点
that
I'm
struggling
with
these
days.
我已经挣扎了一段时间
Then
why
are
you
doing
it
那你为什么还要这样做
Because
I'm
not
perfect
Shelly.
因为我并不完美 谢利
And
that
man's
booty
is.
但那个男人的屁屁很完美
Well
this
is
confusing
for
me.
这是对我来说很困惑
But
I
don't
want
to
stand
in
the
way
of
your
happiness.
但我不想阻碍你幸福
So...
所以
I'll
condemn
you
internally
我会在内心谴责你
while
maintaining
an
outward
appearance
of
acceptance.
但外表保持接受的态度
That
is
very
Christian
of
you.
多谢你基督徒般的宽容
Mother
if
you're
going
to
conduct
your
life
in
this
fashion
母亲 如果你准备照这样生活下去
then
I
should
let
you
know
that
the
world
has
changed
我应该让你知道 世界已经不是
since
you
were
a
young
woman.
你年轻时那个样子了
You
know
it's
not
all
sock
hops
没有短袜舞会[50年代流行]
soda
jerks
and
segregation
anymore.
冷饮销售员[40年代流行]和种族隔离了
How
old
do
you
think
I
am
你觉得我到底多大年纪了
My
point
is
that
you're
going
to
need
to
be
careful.
我要说的是 你得小心
You
used
to
be
protected
以前保护你的
by
your
pre
enlightenment
mythology
是启蒙运动前的神话学
but
now
you're
going
to
need
a
stronger
friend
现在你需要一个更强大的朋友
named
latex.
叫做安全套
Are
you
having
the
sex
talk
with
me
你是在对我进行家长性爱教育吗
Well
someone
has
to.
一定得有人说啊
Oh
dear
Lord
Yeah
well...
-我的上帝啊 -好了
No
don't
look
to
Him.
He's
mad
at
you
right
now.
别看他 他现在正生你的气呢
Oh
come
on
don't
pout.
拜托 别撅嘴了
I'm
sorry
I
ruined
your
game.
抱歉我毁了你的游戏
I'm
not
pouting
I'm
brooding.
我没有撅嘴 我在沉思
Which
is
how
sexy
men
pout.
这是性感男人撅嘴的方式
It
actually
was
kind
of
fun.
其实挺有趣的
You're
just
saying
that.
你只是假客套而已
Yeah.
是的
I
liked
the
time
travel
element.
我喜欢穿越时空的元素
Thank
you.
I
thought
it
was
inspired.
谢谢 我觉得很有启发性
It
was.
By
Terminator.
没错 是受了《终结者》的启发
Well
I
hope
20
years
from
now
我希望二十年后
we
really
are
all
still
together
我们还能在一起
and
still
friends.
依然是朋友
Definitely.
Of
course.
-肯定是 -当然了
Well
hey
how
about
this
这样吧
Whether
we're
friends
not
friends
无论我们到时是不是朋友
scattered
around
the
world
no
matter
what
分散在世界各地 无论怎样
let's
all
promise
to
meet
in
front
of
this
building
我们说好了 二十年后这天的晚上八点
exactly
20
years
from
tonight
at
8
00
P.M.
我们在这栋楼前见
and
have
dinner
like
we
always
do.
然后像现在一样聚在一起吃晚餐
I
love
it.
这主意太好了
Putting
it
in
my
phone
right
now.
现在就记在手机里
Yeah
me
too.
我也是
My
phone
doesn't
have
a
calendar.
我的手机没有日历
It's
all
right
I'll
just
write
it
on
my
hand.
没事 我写在手上
And
it's
done.
搞定
Yup
we're
all
in.
是 说定了
All
right
I'll
see
you
guys
in
20
years.
好的 咱们二十年后见
I
knew
it.
我就知道
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