生活大爆炸-S08E13_生活大爆炸

S01

Okay we're headed out See you later.

我们要出门了再见

Before you leave

你俩走之前

could you test these noise cancelling headphones

能帮我测试一下这降噪耳机吗

Yeah sure. Okay.

好呀

Go ahead.

开始吧

Hello can you hear me

你好能听见我说话吗

Sheldon I haven't changed the filter

谢尔顿咱家水壶里的

in the water pitcher in two years.

滤水器已经两年没换过了

Uh Bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin pina colada.

伯纳黛特给你取了个外号叫处子鸡尾酒

意为无酒精的鸡尾酒

Your George Lucas autograph is really a "me" autograph.

你收藏的乔治·卢卡斯签名其实是我的签名

Yeah well once I was too lazy to walk across the hall

有一次我懒得走回我家去

so I used your toothbrush.

于是我借用了你的牙刷

Ooh and one time when you were asleep

还有一次你睡着了

Amy totally took off her...

艾米脱掉了她的...

And that's why you're the best roommate ever.

...所以你才是百里挑一的好室友

Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.

真可惜我没听到这些好话

So what do you need the headphones for

你拿这降噪耳机干嘛用呢

Well I've been struggling for months

我这几个月一直在研究

to come up with a theory of dark matter

暗物质中质子

that doesn't make protons decay.

不衰变的问题

I'm hoping to finally tackle it

我希望能靠优化工作环境的办法

by optimizing my work environment.

来解决这个问题

See I've got uh my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature.

所以我准备了最佳饮用温度的茶

Uh I have fleece lined boxer shorts

穿上了加绒的四角内裤

to keep my tushie toasty.

保暖我的小屁屁

And then oh last but not least

最后但也是同样重要的一点

this inspirational cat poster

这张激励人心的猫咪海报

improved with the reassuring face

上面印着物理学界的叛徒

of physics renegade Richard Feynman.

理查德·费曼和蔼可亲的脸

Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night

这就是你昨晚带他去文具店的原因吗

I don't want to talk about it.

我不想聊这件事

There the place is all yours.

好了这地盘归你了

Yeah have fun.

好好玩吧

Oh I will nothing more fun

我会的没有比改变世界的

than a paradigm shifting evening of science.

科学之夜更让人开心的了

And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower.

你却说替我搓澡才是最开心的事

Bye.

拜拜

Okay.

好了

Here we go.

开始吧

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Hey we're home.

我们回来了

Any progress

有什么进展吗

How could there be

怎么可能有进展

With these constant interruptions.

你们老是打扰我

I love him but if he's broken let's not get a new one.

我爱他但如果他坏掉了我们别再买新的了

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第十三集

What are you doing It's time to go.

你在干什么该上班了

I'm not going to work today.

我今天不去上班

And would you like to know why

你想知道为什么吗

Ah you're upset because you spent the whole night working

你不高兴因为你花了一整晚

on dark matter and didn't make a breakthrough

研究暗物质却找不到突破口

and now you're worried you made a huge mistake switching fields

现在你担心转换研究方向的决定是错误的

and you're gonna sit around and sulk all day

于是你要窝在家里生一整天闷气

Like a big old baby.

就像一个大宝宝

Call me if you need anything.

有需要给我打电话

I've been cooped up in here too long.

我在这里闷太久了

Maybe I need some fresh air.

也许我需要点新鲜空气

Penny

佩妮

Penny

佩妮

Penny

佩妮

Ugh what

什么事

You sounded in distress.

听起来你很痛苦

I was worried something unpleasant was happening to you.

我担心你是不是遇到了麻烦

Like a murder.

比如有人要谋杀你

Or spontaneous coitus with Leonard.

或者是莱纳德突然找你滚床单

Oh I'm just doing this awful workout. I hate it.

我只是在锻炼讨厌死了

Well if you hate it then why are you doing it

如果你讨厌干嘛还要做呢

Although I could ask the same question

当然我对你和莱纳德滚床单这件事

about coitus with Leonard.

也有同样的问题

I don't know I guess I like that I hate it.

我想我就是喜欢这种讨厌它的感觉吧

It makes me work harder.

可以激发我的斗志

And to clarify... The exercise Sheldon.

-你是指... -我是指锻炼谢尔顿

Shouldn't you be getting ready for work

你不是应该准备上班了吗

I'm not going.

我今天不上班

Would you like to know why

你想知道为什么吗

Uh you're sad about not getting anything done last night

你不高兴因为你昨晚什么都没搞出来

so you're gonna sit around and pout about it

所以你要窝在家里生一整天闷气

Boy I'm not nearly as mysterious as I think I am.

我完全不如自己预期的那么神秘莫测啊

I invented a game. You want to play Sure.

-我发明了一个游戏想玩吗 -好啊

It's called "Emily or Cinnamon""

名字叫"艾米丽还是小桂子"

I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say

我告诉你们拉杰曾经说过的话

and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.

你来猜一猜这些话的对象是女朋友还是狗

Go ahead make fun.

好啊你想笑就笑吧

You can't embarrass me.

我可不会觉得尴尬

I've got a beautiful girlfriend

我有一个漂亮女友

and a dog who loves me so much she drinks my bathwater.

和一条爱我爱到愿意喝我洗澡水的狗

Okay who was he talking to Emily or Cinnamon

很好这是对谁说的艾米丽还是小桂子

"I want you to know the bed feels so lonely

"你要知道你不在的时候

when you're not in it."

空荡荡的床显得好孤单"

I may not be liking this game so much.

我可不怎么喜欢这个游戏

Cinnamon. Give me another one.

小桂子再来一个

Okay Emily or Cinnamon

好的艾米丽还是小桂子

"Check it out I got us matching sweaters "

"看看我给咱俩买了情侣毛衣"

We all got the Christmas card Cinnamon.

我们都收到了他的圣诞卡当然是小桂子

You know a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet.

一个男人可以同时关爱他的女人和他的狗

It's not strange.

这并不奇怪

Ooh Emily. I heard him say that to Emily.

艾米丽这话我听过他对艾米丽说过

Hey I thought you were staying home.

你不是要待在家里吗

Yeah I was but after talking to Penny

是的但和佩妮聊过之后

I realized something.

我发现了一件事

I... first she's trying much harder to stay attractive

我...首先她为了保持对你的吸引力

in this relationship than you are.

付出的努力可比你多

And second...

其次

the reason I may not be progressing in my research is

我毫无进展的原因就是

I've created too pleasant of an environment for myself.

我为自己打造的环境太舒适了

What do you mean

什么意思

According to a classic psychological experiment

根据叶杜二氏的心理学实验

by Yerkes and Dodson in order to maximize performance

想提高工作效率

one must create a state of productive anxiety.

就必须营造一种焦虑紧张的气氛

So I'd like to ask you all to do something for me.

所以我希望你们能帮我个忙

Keep me on my toes.

别让我放松下来

Just throw me off my game.

攻我不备

E Essentially go out of your way to make my life miserable.

最重要的是使劲浑身解数让我难受

Hold on.

等等

What's in it for us

这么做对我们有什么好处

Well I suppose... Okay we'll do it

-我觉得吧.. -好我们同意了

Done.

做完了

33 seconds.

33秒

Okay that'll be our baseline.

这就是我们的基准线

You know I don't want to tell you how to do your job

我不想教你怎么工作

but when a mouse completes a maze

不过如果一只老鼠走通了迷宫

it gets a food pellet.

它会得到饲料奖励

It also gets its brain plucked out with tweezers.

它的大脑还会被镊子夹出来呢

And his last meal was a food pellet

而它的最后一餐只是一颗饲料

You're a monster.

你真是禽兽

All right next we're gonna introduce

好了接下来我们要逐步

an anxiety inducing stimulus measure your stress levels

加强紧张焦虑刺激测量你的应力水平

and see how it affects your problem solving rate.

观察它对你思考能力的影响

Very well.

很好

And good luck I'm a pretty laid back guy.

祝你好运人家可是个淡定哥哦

Ready

准备好了吗

Begin.

开始

Why'd you pop it

你为什么要戳破

I'm sorry I was aiming for your heart.

对不起我本来瞄准的是你的心脏

Look I know you don't like it

我知道你不喜欢

but that's the point of the experiment.

但这是实验的意义所在

I need to irritate you

我需要激怒你

to find your optimal anxiety zone.

来找到你的最佳焦虑区

And you said no to tickling polka music or watching me eat a banana.

而且你不要挠痒痒波尔卡舞曲或看我吃香蕉

Who eats them horizontally

谁会横着啃香蕉啊

My mother said that's how good girls do it.

我妈说好女孩都是这么吃的

Perhaps this was a waste of time.

也许这是浪费时间

Sheldon

谢尔顿

you're a remarkable scientist.

你是了不起的科学家

Just be patient I'm sure you'll find the breakthrough

耐心一点我确信你会找到一直寻觅的

you've been looking for.

突破口

Thank you.

谢谢

And if you only do solid research

而且如果你只进行可靠研究

instead of making a groundbreaking discovery

而不是有开创性的发现

what does it matter

那又有什么关系呢

"Only do solid research"

只进行可靠研究

Uh... I come to you for help and you insult me

我来找你帮忙你却侮辱我

I thought the least that you would do would be...

我原以为你至少可以...

Look your anxiety levels are right in the zone.

看你的焦虑水平达标了

Really

真的吗

Oh that's fantastic.

真是太好了

N Now wait they're dropping.

慢着又落下去了

Why are they dropping

为什么落下去了

Because you're happy they're elevated.

因为你开心数值提高了

Oh that is infuriating

真是气死我了

Ooh look they went back up again.

看又上升了

Terrific.

太好了

Oh no they went back down

不好又落下去了

All right guys what game do you want to play

各位你们想玩什么游戏

Let's see.

来看看

How about "Emily or Cinnamon""

不如玩"艾米丽或小桂子"

You know what I think it's a little weird

知道吗你记得我说过的这些话

that you remember me saying all these things.

感觉有点奇怪

Maybe the truth is you're jealous of all my relationships.

也许真相是你嫉妒我所拥有的这些关系

Oh maybe I am.

也许我是嫉妒

Who wouldn't want to be the girl

谁不想做这样的女孩

or possibly dog to hear the words

也有可能是狗听到以下的话

"You're so lucky.

"你真幸运

You have the shiniest hair""

你有着最闪亮的头发[毛发]"

That is a tough one.

好难抉择

Uh I I know he brushes both of them.

我知道他既帮女友梳发也帮狗梳毛

Gentlemen... Yeah.

-先生们 -在

I have figured out the perfect way for you to irritate me.

我想到了你们激怒我的最完美方法

I'd like you to be my intellectual sparring partners.

我想你们做我的智力拳击陪练

From now on when I make an assertion

从现在开始我发表的任何言论

I need you to challenge it.

你们都要提出质疑

So you just want us to disagree with whatever you say

就是说你说什么我们都反对吗

Yes.

是的

And you think that's going to help Yes.

-你觉得这样有帮助 -是的

Well I don't think that's gonna help at all.

我觉得这样做完全没帮助

Oh no it will.

不会有的

See by keeping my mind engaged I'll become more focused.

我的大脑保持忙碌我会更专心

Howard's right that'll never work.

霍华德说得对这招不会有用的

Stop fighting me on the premise. It's scientifically valid.

别就管不管用反对我这完全是有科学依据的

I'm going to advance propositions

我会提出命题

I just want you to challenge me.

我只是需要你们质疑我

I don't think that's what you want at all.

我觉得这完全不是你想要的

Why of course it's what I want.

这当然是我想要的

Why would I say it's what I want if it's not what I want

如果不是我为什么会说这是我想要的

Because it is what you want and it's not what you said.

因为这是你想要的却不是你所说的

I ask you for one simple thing and you can't even do it.

我要求你们做这么简单的事你们都做不到

Yes we can.

我们可以

Yeah well then do it. Nah.

-那就照做 -就不

You guys are the worst.

你们差劲死了

Thank you I think that was helpful.

谢谢我想刚才有帮助

Whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter

季度内最佳销售人员

gets a trip for two to Hawaii.

可以赢得二人夏威夷之行

That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.

你和莱纳德去真是太浪漫了

Yeah clearly you haven't seen him on the beach

显然你没见过他在沙滩上

walking around with his metal detector.

拿着金属宝藏探测器乱走的样子

If I were going to Hawaii

如果我去夏威夷

I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory.

我就整天待在凯克天文台

Did you know that the telescopes there

你们知道吗那里的望远镜

have better resolution than the Hubble

比哈勃望远镜的分辨率还高

Really

是吗

Want to go to Hawaii

你想去夏威夷吗

Ladies

女士们

Ladies...

女士们

Ladies

女士们

Come in.

进来

Ladies.

女士们

What's up

什么事

As you may know I've been experimenting

你们也许知道我在做提高

with elevated anxiety levels

焦虑水平的实验

and I thought

我想

what better way to increase my discomfort

最能提升我的不安的方法

than to subject myself to an evening

就是让自己投身一晚

of tasteless uncensored crotch talk

枯燥乏味百无禁忌的性器官话题

What exactly do you think goes on here

你觉得我们平常的话题都是什么

Well...

就是些

conversations that you wouldn't be comfortable having

如果有异性在场时

in front of the opposite sex.

会令你们说起来尴尬的话题

You know who has the best cervix.

比如谁的子宫颈最好

Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now.

现在最流行哪种卫生棉

Men's buttocks and how you want to pat and squeeze them.

男士的臀部以及你们渴望拍打和揉捏它

We were talking about Penny's job.

我们在聊佩妮的工作

And how difficult it is to do

她傲慢兼暴脾气

when she's bloated cranky and crampy

又来大姨妈时多难相处吗

Continue.

继续吧

Sheldon we are just people.

谢尔顿我们只是普通人

We talk about the same things you guys talk about.

我们聊的和你们男生聊的一样

You talk about if werewolves can swim

你们在聊狼人是否能游泳吗

See Leonard says yes

莱纳德说可以

but I say it depends on if the human could swim

但我说得看那人在被咬变身前

before he was bitten. What do you think

会不会游泳你们说呢

Let's just talk about our periods.

咱们来聊月经吧

No hold on.

慢着

All canines instinctively know how to swim.

所有犬类天生就会游泳

Why wouldn't a werewolf have the same abilities

为什么狼人不能拥有这种能力呢

Well they're not a hundred percent wolf.

他们不是百分百狼

They're a werewolf that's only part wolf.

他们是狼人只有部分是狼

It's like comparing apples to oranges.

就好比拿苹果和橙子作比较

Thank you.

谢谢

Oh and technically it's apples that turn into were oranges

确切来说是满月时苹果变成了

when the moon is full.

狼橙子

Hey this is fun.

真好玩

We should do it sometime when you aren't all PMS'ing.

改天你们都没有经前综合症时我们再聊

Bye.

再见

What is going on

出什么事了

Uh I need to keep my anxiety at the right level

我要令焦虑保持在正确的水平

so I'm using Darth Vader the Joker and Godzilla's roar

所以我用黑武士《蝙蝠侠》小丑以及哥斯拉的咆哮

to keep me in that sweet spot.

来令我保持在这一最佳状态

Uh I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix

我试着在里面加入泰勒·斯威夫特的歌

but turns out I love her.

结果发现我爱死她了

Well at least listen to it through headphones.

至少戴耳机听吧

I'm trying to sleep. Good night.

我还想睡觉呢晚安

Boy

瞧这脾气

Taylor was right haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

泰勒没错憎恨者就会黑黑黑你[歌词]

You've been working so much lately

最近你一直在工作

I'm glad you didn't forget about date night.

我很高兴你没有忘记约会之夜

Of course.

当然了

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Yeah.

在

Maybe you want to put the notebook away and talk to me.

或许你想收起笔记本跟我聊聊天

I can do both.

我可以双管齐下

No my brain is working at optimal capacity.

我的大脑现在处于最佳工作状态

No I can have a conversation with you

我可以一边与你进行交谈

and solve the dark matter proton decay problem at the same time.

同时一边解决暗物质质子衰变问题

Fine. How was your day

好吧你今天好吗

Oh you said it.

对你说得对

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Sheldon I'm worried about you.

谢尔顿我很担心你

You're not eating

你不吃饭

you haven't slept in days

也几天都没睡觉了

and to be honest that cap is starting to smell.

而且说实话那帽子已经开始发臭了

I know.

我知道

It's replaced Godzilla

这酸爽取代了哥斯拉叫声

as my principle source of anxiety.

成为了焦虑的主要来源

Okay so it's one vote Emily one vote Cinnamon.

好现在一票投艾米丽一票投小桂子

Penny you're the tiebreaker.

佩妮你这一票至关重要

Say the quote again.

再念一遍原句

"It's just so perfect that we're both Libras."

"太完美了我们都是天秤座"

Wow this is hard.

太难选了

I'm gonna say Cinnamon.

我要选小桂子

Yes Yes

-正确 -太棒了

Come on

不是吧

That was the last one I promise.

那是最后一题了我保证

We won't play anymore.

以后不会玩了

Thank you.

谢谢

'Cause if she ever found out it would hurt her feelings.

如果被她发现了会伤害她感情的

Emily's feelings

艾米丽的感情吗

Yes Emily.

对艾米丽

Nice Yay Good job

-准 -干的漂亮

Whatever. Where's Sheldon

随便啦谢尔顿呢

Date night.

约会之夜

Mmm that can't be much fun for Amy.

艾米可要遭罪了

You know at work today he tried his first Red Bull.

今天上班的时候他喝了有生以来第一罐红牛

What happened

然后怎么了

He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while and...

他在院子里追了一阵子松鼠然后...

...then threw up in my car.

在我车里吐了

Don't you think you should make him stop all this

你们不觉得应该拦着他别做了吗

I don't know he's not really hurting anybody.

我不确定他也没伤害到别人

You didn't have to scoop vomit out of your glove compartment.

那是因为储物箱的呕吐物不是你清

He is getting a lot of work done.

他完成了很多工作

He had a pretty interesting take on proton decay.

在质子衰变方面有了不错的发现

Wow if he cracks that it's a game changer guys.

如果他能破解那会改变世界的同志们

It'll completely redefine our understanding

那将会彻底重新定义

of the physical universe.

我们对物质宇宙的理解

Hmm it would.

没有错

Okay back to "Emily or Cinnamon""

好啦欢迎回到"艾米丽还是小桂子"

"How can such a little girl eat such a big steak""

"如此娇小的身躯怎吃得下硕大的牛排"

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I want you to take that cap off.

我要你把那帽子摘了

That nagging tone is helping my anxiety yeah.

你这唠叨的语气有助于增长焦虑

But if you could maybe just go ten percent less shrill

如果你的高音调能降低百分之十的话

that'd really put the zip a dee in my doo dah.

那你真是我的小呀小苹果了

I'm sorry but you know we agreed

抱歉但你知道

not to bring work to date night.

约会夜是不应该工作的

There you go perfect.

这就对了完美

Sheldon stop it I'm not kidding.

谢尔顿住手我不是在开玩笑

Take the cap off and put the notebook away.

把帽子脱了笔记本拿开

But after months of struggling I'm finally making progress.

可我辛苦了几个月终于开始有点突破

You don't need to drive yourself crazy in order to be productive.

你没有必要为了工作逼疯自己啊

Or do I hmm

没必要吗

Sir Isaac Newton wrote his Principia

艾萨克·牛顿爵士在相信自己是犰狳时

while convinced he was an armadillo.

才写出了《自然哲学的数学原理》

That's not true.

没这回事

Yeah well maybe it is maybe it isn't.

好吧也许是也许不是

I have been hallucinating lately.

我最近开始有幻觉了

Sheldon this has to stop.

谢尔顿你必须停下来了

You need to get some sleep and take care of yourself.

你得去睡觉照顾好自己的身体

Amy I have gotten more done in the last few days

艾米我这几天的收获

than I have since I made the switch to dark matter.

比我开始研究暗物质以来全部加起来都多

What if I stop doing this and it all goes away

万一我不继续下去思路都不见了呢

Your thoughts and ideas come from you not from your anxiety.

你的思路和想法来自于你而非你的焦虑

Hmm perhaps.

也许吧

But I'm not taking the cap off.

但我不会摘掉帽子的

It's one thing to make yourself miserable

你折磨你自己是一回事

but you're making everyone around you miserable too.

但你让周围的人也都很痛苦

Now I'm telling you for the last time take the cap off.

我最后再跟你说一遍把帽子摘掉

Really

是吗

What if I don't

我要是不摘呢

And before you answer that can I have my dessert

在你回答问题之前能把我的甜点上了吗

And then she threw me out.

然后她就把我赶出去了

Me her very own boyfriend.

我可是她的亲男朋友啊

When all I've done is try to help humanity reach

我所做的一切都是在帮助人类

a more profound understanding of the world we live in.

对我们生活的世界有更深刻的理解

Yeah well women

这就是女人嘛

what are you gonna do

你拿她们有什么办法

I knew you'd understand Armadillo Isaac Newton.

我就知道你能理解艾萨克·牛顿犰狳

Okay...

好了

Here we are.

我们到了

What are you trying to pull

你们有什么诡计

The president of science isn't in here.

科学部长又不在这

You lie down he'll be here in a minute.

你躺好了他马上就来

Okay.

好的

Hey I thought you were trying to trick me.

我还以为你们要骗我呢

Now you just get comfortable.

现在你舒舒服服地躺好了

No no comfort is the enemy.

不行安逸是敌人

You know what's comfortable

你知道什么叫舒服吗

Slippers and blankets and panda bears.

拖鞋毛毯和大熊猫

Imagine a panda bear with Richard Feynman's face on it.

想象一只长着理查德·费曼脸的熊猫

Warm up the car Leonard it's poster time.

暖暖车莱纳德海报时间到

Maybe in the morning.

早上再说

Yeah you get some sleep.

对你先睡一会

No I don't want to go to sleep you can't make me.

不我不想睡觉你们强迫不了我

You're right we can't.

你说的对我们不能

Yeah darn straight you can't.

你们当然办不到

Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep...

竟然想哄一位成年人去睡觉...

Soft kitty

软软的小猫

Warm kitty

暖暖的小猫

Little ball of fur...

一只小毛球

That's not gonna work.

没用的

Happy kitty sleepy kitty

快乐的小猫瞌睡的小猫

Purr

喵

Purr purr

喵喵

You know he can be a lot of trouble

他有时的确是个烦人精

but when I see him lying here asleep like this

但看到他躺在那边就这样睡着

I just think...

我就想...

how easy it would be to hold a pillow over his face.

把枕头按他脸上多简单啊

Wow you look like you got some rest.

看来你休息得不错

Oh I'm feeling much better.

我感觉好多了

And I've also been continuing to make progress

而且我不用故意提升我的焦虑程度

without artificially raising my anxiety levels.

工作也顺利进展中

I turned on the heat in my car and some vomit came out

我把车里的暖风打开了结果喷出了呕吐物

so my levels right up there.

所以我的焦虑程度高到这了

Hey guys.

同志们

Mind if Emily joins us for lunch

介不介意艾米丽跟我们一起吃

Yeah sure. Yeah no problem. Of course not.

-当然可以 -来吧没问题

So I hear you guys have been playing a little game.

我听说你们最近在玩一个小游戏

Well um we were just kidding around.

我们只是开玩笑而已

Well you may think it's funny that Raj is sweet and sensitive

你们也许认为拉杰的贴心和敏感很好笑

but I think it's sexy.

但我觉得那是性感

Ugh why is there dog hair in your mouth

你嘴里怎么有狗毛

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