生活大爆炸-S08E24_生活大爆炸

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Can you believe it's been five years since our first date

你敢相信我们已经交往五年了吗

I know.

是啊

Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show

你觉得我该开始看电视剧《闪电侠》了吗

That's what you're thinking about

你脑子里就在想这个啊

Well one of the things.

这只是其中一件

Are any of them me

有跟我有关的事吗

Yes.

有啊

I thought "I can't decide if I should watch The Flash TV show.

我在想 "不知道该不该开始看《闪电侠》电视剧

I know I'll ask Amy."

对了我可以问问艾米"

Anyway...

言归正传

What are you doing

你在干嘛

You're right you did kind of kill the mood.

也是气氛都被你毁了

I didn't kill anything.

才不是我呢

You did talking about your stupid TV show.

是你在那边说你的白痴电视剧

Excuse me.

你说什么

Starting to watch a television show that might run for years

跳坑看一部可能播好几年的电视剧

isn't a decision to take lightly.

不是随便就能决定的好吗

I'm wrestling with a big commitment issue here.

我在纠结要不要许下这一重大承诺呢

Really

真的吗

That's the commitment issue you're wrestling with

你纠结的承诺问题就是这种事吗

Sheldon

谢尔顿

do you understand the irony

你能理解这有多讽刺吗

of your fixation on a man with super speed

你能对一个拥有超高速的男人这么痴迷

while after five years all I can get out of you

而我在跟了你五年后却只能得到

is a distracted make out session on a couch

在沙发上的一场你心不在焉的亲热

Irony's not really my strong suit.

讽刺不是我的强项

But I have been getting better with sarcasm

不过我对挖苦的理解有不小进步

if you want to give that a try.

你可以试试看啊

Oh sure I'd love to.

行啊我"当然愿意"啦

Whenever you're ready.

你准备好了就出招吧

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I don't want to rush you

我不想催你们

but I'm closing a little early tonight.

但我今晚要提早关门

Ooh. Hot date

有约会吗

Uh no. I overheard Bernadette tell Howard

没我听到伯纳黛特跟霍华德说

she was making him a meat loaf

要给他做肉卷

and you don't have to not ask me twice.

我不想麻烦人家"不邀请我"两次

If I stick a lightbulb on this

如果我在上面加个灯泡

wouldn't it make a great lamp for my bedroom

是不是超适合当我卧室的台灯

You're kidding right

你是在开玩笑的对吧

Oh. Is this freaking you out

这吓到你了吗

I guess I'm just more of a Pottery Barn

没我只是比较喜欢那些

Crate and Barrel kind of guy.

连锁家具用品店的产品而已

Maybe Pier 1 if I really want to cut loose.

想疯狂时我会选进口手工家具店

All right. Never mind.

好吧那算了

No no no. Hey you should totally get it.

别别别你想买就买吧

In fact I'll buy it for you.

来员外给你买

Sold

卖

Raj you don't have to do that.

拉杰你不需要这样

Too late No returns

晚了一经售出概不退还

That was really intense.

刚才真是生死一瞬间啊

Well now we know next time we go to the farmers' market

现在我们知道了下次去农贸市场

the order is petting zoo first then buy vegetables.

应该是先去亲近动物区再去买蔬菜

Oh good. You're here. I need your assistance.

太好了你回来了我有事要你帮忙

Can it wait until I put a Band Aid on a goat bite

我能先给被羊的地方贴上创口贴吗

What happened

怎么回事

Your buddy got mugged by some baby farm animals.

你兄弟被家畜幼崽给打劫啦

Been there.

我也试过

So what do you need help with

你有什么事需要帮忙呀

Amy's mad at me and I'm not clear why.

艾米在生我气我搞不懂是为什么

Okay. Were you talking before she got upset

好吧她生气前你是不是在说话

Yes. That's probably it.

-是啊 -这就是原因啦

What'd you say to her

你跟她说什么了

Well I just asked her if I should start watching

我就问她我该不该开始看

the new Flash TV series.

新电视剧《闪电侠》

And that made her angry

这把她惹生气了吗

Baffling right

很莫名其妙对吧

We were necking like a couple of hooligans

本来我们还像小流氓们一样

under the school bleachers.

在学校里亲亲我我

I stopped so I could ask the question.

然后我停下来问了她这问题

Next thing I know good bye kissy face. Hello yelly face.

接下来亲亲脸没了凶凶脸来了

Well Sheldon when you're kissing a girl

谢尔顿你在亲女生的时候

she expects the attention to be on her.

她会希望你的注意力在她身上

It was. I asked her

有啊我有问她

if she thought I should watch The Flash.

"她"觉得我该不该看《闪电侠》

Yeah. I'm tapping out. Leonard

要求换人莱纳德你上

I'm gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment

我猜你主要的疑虑是对于看一整季新剧

of watching an entire season of a new show.

需要做出的时间承诺

Oh no not just a season.

不不只是一季

If I'm in I'm in for the whole run

要看就得看到底

even if the quality declines.

哪怕剧质量越来越差

I get it. Smallville almost wrecked you.

我懂《超人前传》把你伤得太深了

Exactly.

没错

You know I waited ten years

我等了整整十年

to see a guy everyone knows can fly fly.

才看到一个大家都知道会飞的人飞起来

Wait what is wrong with you two

等等你俩是哪里有病啊

He was talking about television during their date night.

重点是他在约会之夜聊电视剧

Oh not just date night our fifth anniversary.

可不只是约会之夜是五周年纪念日哦

Okay see that's even dumber than you wondering

你看这句话就比你在想

if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat.

被羊咬会不会得到羊的力量还要蠢

If that happens don't make me wait ten years

如果成真了拜托别让我等了十年

to watch you eat a tin can.

才让我看到你吃掉锡罐

You guys ever notice that Emily has a bit of a twisted side

你们有发现艾米丽有一点黑暗扭曲吗

You mean 'cause she has weird tattoos

你是指因为她有怪怪的刺青吗

No because she wants to have sex with me in a graveyard.

不是因为她想跟我在墓地里做爱

One more time

再说一次

She and I were supposed to watch

她本来今晚要跟我

the new Avengers movie tonight but it was sold out.

去看新《复仇者联盟》电影但票卖完了

So I said "What else do you want to do "

我就说"那我们应该干嘛"

She said "Let's go to a cemetery

她说"我们就去墓场

and do it on somebody's grave."

在别人的坟上打一炮吧

Like a random person or somebody she knew

是陌生人还是认识的人的坟头上啊

What difference does it make

这有差别吗

Well if it's her father's grave and they didn't get along

如果是在她爸的坟上搞而他们以前关系不好

then you know she holds a grudge.

那你就知道她一直心怀怨恨

The only issue is that everybody has their own thing.

唯一的问题是每个人都有自己的性怪癖

And as long as it's two consenting adults

但只要两个成年人都同意这么做

I guess I don't see the harm in it.

我不觉得有什么危害呀

Well what if it's one consenting adult

万一只是一个成年人同意

and one adult who pretends to consent

而另一个成年人是假装同意

because he's afraid of being alone

因为他太害怕当单身狗了这怎么破

Well then I guess bring a blanket.

那我建议最好带上一张毯子

The grass gets damp at night.

夜里的草地很潮湿

I don't know guys.

我不知道了

Maybe this relationship isn't for me.

或许这段恋情并不适合我

Maybe I should break up with her.

或许我该跟她分手

Right. You're gonna break up with a girl who has sex with you.

是啊你要跟一个愿意跟你上床的女人分手

Can you believe this guy

你听听这家伙说啥蠢话

I think if Raj wants to break up with a girl he can do it.

如果拉杰想跟女人分手我相信他必能做到

How are you saying that with a straight face

你怎么做到一脸正经地鬼扯呢

I don't know.

我也不知道

You guys are being jerks.

你们俩真过分

Buddy other than Jenny Craig

伙计除了珍妮·克莱格减肥法

一个控制摄入热量和膳食份量的三阶段减肥计划

you've never broken up with a girl in your life.

你这辈子从未甩过一个女人

You're one to talk.

你还好意思说我

You've been complaining about Stuart

你不也一直在抱怨斯尔图特

living here for the past year.

在你家住了一年死活不走吗

I don't see you showing him the door.

我看你也没有赶他走的意思啊

That's not the same thing.

那不一样

Emily's a person.

艾米丽是一个人

Stuart's more like an infestation

斯尔图特更像一只害虫

something you spray for.

就是欠杀虫剂喷的那种

Baloney okay You two are as afraid of

胡扯你们俩跟我一样

hurting someone's feelings as I am.

都害怕伤害到别人的感受

That's not true. We were just laughing right in your face.

才不是呢我们俩刚可是当面笑话你

Thanks for cooking.

谢谢你下厨做饭

My pleasure.

乐意之至

That carrot was delicious. Yeah.

-胡萝卜真好吃 -是啊

I wish I'd fought harder for the rest of 'em.

真希望我当时能勇猛点守护好其余胡萝卜

Still haven't heard from her

艾米还没理你吗

No and I'm confused.

没呢我不明白

It's been nearly 24 hours.

这都将近24小时了

Amy should have figured out she's wrong by now.

她现在应该意识到自己错了呀

Hey I don't think she's wrong

她觉得你俩发展太慢

about you going too slow in the relationship.

这件事情我不觉得她有错

Too slow

太慢吗

Yeah you've been going out for years.

是啊你们俩都约会好几年了

You haven't even slept together.

至今还没上过床呢

That's right. It's called foreplay.

没错那叫前戏懂不懂

And I could make the case

而且我可以证明

that you two aren't moving forward in your relationship.

你们俩的发展现在也停滞不前

Uh hello.

请看

Hello.

看什么

No. Sheldon we're getting married.

谢尔顿我们可是要结婚了啊

But you've been engaged for over a year now

可你们俩订婚都一年多了

and you don't even have a wedding date.

至今仍未定下婚期

Well we will. We're just not in a rush.

会定的我们并不着急

Okay.

好吧

We're gonna set a date.

我们会定下婚期

Okay. If you say so.

好吧随你怎么说

Yeah it's just things are good right now.

是啊现在我们感情很稳定

Really good.

非常稳定

I'm focusing on my job.

我忙于我的工作

And we've been busy with our paper.

我们也一直在忙我们的论文

So busy.

忙死了

Yeah we'll pick a date when we pick a date.

是啊我们想定就会定

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好吧

You know I can see why Amy's mad at you.

我完全明白为什么艾米会生气

Yeah shut up Sheldon

就是把嘴闭上谢尔顿

Did you eat all my yogurt

是你把我的酸奶吃了吗

You mean the one that makes ladies do the thing

你是说有助于女性做那件事的那玩意吗

that ladies pretend they don't do

那件你们明明做了

even though they do

却要假装没做的"屎"

You know...

你知道

which yogurt I mean.

我说的是哪个酸奶

I didn't touch it. Must have been Stuart.

我没有碰过肯定是斯尔图特吃的

Maybe Raj is right.

或许拉杰说得对

Maybe it's time we tell him he needs to move out.

或许是时候我们让他搬走了

We should have done it months ago.

我们几个月前就该这么做了

I know but his store was reopening

我知道但碍于他的店重新开张

and then there were the holidays and then he was sick.

然后又各种过节再然后他又生病了

Yeah right.

是啊

Sick. He didn't have jaundice.

生病他根本没有黄疸

He just looks like that.

他脸本来就蜡黄蜡黄的

All right. Tonight's the night.

行了就今晚说吧

Agreed.

同意

When he gets home I'm dropping the hammer.

等他一回家我就单刀直入

Ooh I like when you take charge.

我喜欢你当家做主的样子

Oh I'm not taking charge you're the hammer.

我不是要当家做主你是刀我负责拔刀而已

So...

话说...

why haven't we picked a date

我们为什么没定下婚期

You know why.

你知道原因

Well of course I know why.

我当然知道啦

But just for fun... why

但只是好玩问问为什么呀

Not in a rush busy with work...

不着急啊忙于工作啊

Things are good right now.

现在感情很稳定啊

Really good.

非常稳定

You still want to get married right

你还是想跟我结婚的对吧

Oh my God. Yes. Why would you even ask that

天啊当然啦你干嘛问这种蠢问题

I don't know. Because we don't have a date

不知道或许因为我们没定婚期

Well you want a date pick a date.

那你想定婚期你定啊

It's not just the date.

不光光是婚期

We haven't talked about anything.

我们从来没谈过婚礼的事

Big wedding small wedding indoor outdoor...

婚礼你想要大型还是小型室内还是户外

Outdoor Oh.

户外婚礼不是吧

I can RSVP no right now.

我现在就可以明确说我不去了

Okay indoor it is. Big or small

行那就室内你喜欢大型还是小型

Is your dad paying for it

你爸会掏钱吗

I doubt it.

深表怀疑

Okay two friends each.

好吧那各邀请两位好友

All right well I want it in a church.

行我想在教堂办婚礼

Fine. I want black tie.

行宾客都要穿半正式礼服

Fine. I want to release butterflies.

行我要在婚礼上放蝴蝶

Seriously Airborne worms

你不是吧放飞行虫子吗

Okay. Well then it's settled

好了这下都定了

small indoor church wedding black tie no butterflies.

小型室内教堂婚礼半正式礼服不放蝴蝶

Sounds perfect. Great.

-听起来完美 -太好了

You still didn't pick a date.

婚期还没定呢

Stay out of it Shut up

-少管闲事 -把嘴闭上

It's a beautiful night.

真是个迷人的夜晚

Oh yes we've got the moon

对啊月色朦胧

and the trees and...

树影婆娑还有

Elizabeth McNulty

伊丽莎白·麦可诺提

who apparently died when she was the same age I am.

在我这个岁数就英年早逝的可怜人儿

Makes you feel alive doesn't it

会让你觉得活着真好对吧

So does enjoying a meal at a well lit restaurant

在灯光明亮的餐馆享用美食也有同等效果

but here we are.

但我们还是选了这里

You aren't scared are you

你不是在害怕吧

Of ghosts no.

怕鬼吗才没有

Of you little bit.

怕你吗有一点

I'm sorry I've upset you.

很抱歉惹你们不高兴了

I shouldn't have asked so many questions.

我不应该问那么多问题

No it's okay.

不没关系

Yeah maybe it's good you got us talking about this stuff.

也许你让我们着手讨论这件事是正确的

Well look at that

哎哟哟看看

even when I'm causing problems I make the world a better place.

我就算引发问题也可以让世界变得更美好

Hey next why don't we tackle your penchant for whining

接下来让我们讨论一下你那唠叨的毛病

and Penny's love of the ol' glug glug

还有佩妮对杯中物的痴迷吧

Uh Sheldon I think we're good for now.

谢尔顿不要再挑事了

Ah well... very well.

好吧很好

So does this mean you'll finally pick a wedding date

这代表你们终于要定下婚期了吗

Here we go again.

又回到原点了

Why is everyone so concerned with us setting a date

为什么大家这么着急要我们定婚期呢

We're committed to each other. We're happy.

我们忠于彼此幸福快乐

A ceremony isn't gonna change anything.

一场婚礼并不会改变什么

So you're never getting married

所以你俩打算不结婚对吗

It's his whining isn't it

是因为他的唠叨对吧

Sheldon I'm not a whiner.

谢尔顿我不是个唠叨鬼

It's amusing that he doesn't hear it.

他居然完全察觉不到真是好笑

Look all she's saying is we are in love

佩妮的意思是我们深爱彼此

so it doesn't matter if we get married tomorrow

所以无所谓是明天结婚

or a year from now or 50 years from now.

明年结婚还是50年后结婚

Ew 50 We'll be old and gross.

50年后那时我们都又老又丑了

Yeah but we'll be old and gross together.

没错但是我们会一起变老变丑

My aunt and uncle were married 63 years.

我阿姨和叔叔结婚63年了

Towards the end it was like watching cheese melt.

到最后他们像奶酪一样慢慢融化

Um... I'm free tonight.

我今晚就有空

Are you saying you want to get married

你是说你想结婚吗

Vegas isn't that far away.

拉斯维加斯又不是太远

I'm in. Let's do it.

我同意我们结婚吧

After all these years.

经过了这么多年的风风雨雨

I'm really happy for the two of you.

我衷心为你们俩高兴

Oh thank you. Thanks.

-谢谢 -谢谢你

Now get out of my spot.

现在从我的专座上滚开

Bernie Stuart just pulled up.

妮妮斯图尔特刚停好车

So remember

你要记住

the key is to be firm.

关键是要态度强硬

Show no weakness.

绝对不能示弱

Right.

没错

Good luck.

祝你好运

Howard Joel Wolowitz you get back here.

霍华德·约珥·沃罗维兹给我死回来

Never should have told you my middle name.

我就不该告诉她我的中间名

一般表示问题严重或很正式的场合时才用到中间名

Hey guys.

两位好啊

Hey you got a minute

回来啦你有空吗

Sure. Uh let me just put this stuff in the fridge.

当然先等我把这些东西放进冰箱

I felt bad for finishing your yogurt so I bought more.

不好意思我吃光了你的酸奶所以我多买了点

And Howard your favorite fruit is in season.

霍华德你最爱的水果正当季呢

Crunch Berries.

脆脆莓果[麦片]

Don't let that sway you.

千万不要动摇

It's hard not to.

好难哦

They taste so much better than real berries.

那个比真的莓果好吃多了

What's up

怎么了

So... we need to talk.

我们...需要谈一谈

You okay

你没事吧

I think we should talk.

我们需要谈一谈

Is everything okay

出什么事了吗

Well... you've been living here a while now.

你在这里住了一段时间了

I know. I may sell comic books at work

我知道我的工作虽然是卖漫画

but the real superheroes

但真正的超级英雄

are sitting right in front of me.

就正坐在我面前呢

Yeah...

是啊

His middle name is David. Go.

他的中间名是大卫凶他

Look I care about you a lot

我真的非常在乎你

but we are very different people.

但我们俩之间的差距太大了

Are you breaking up with me

你是想和我分手吗

No no I'm just pointing out that

不我只是想说

you're dark on the inside and I'm dark on the outside.

你是心黑腹黑我是人黑脸黑

So anyway what I'm trying to say is...

总之我想说的是...

You need to take that

你要接电话吗

It's just my dad probably calling

是我爸估计是打来

to wish me a happy birthday.

来祝我生日快乐的吧

I'll call him back.

我等会再回他电话

You were saying

你刚想说什么

Look Raj be honest with me.

拉杰你就实话实话吧

If you want to end things just do it.

如果你想分手就直截了当说出来

Don't expect me to do it for you.

不要指望我替你开口

End things I'm trying to tell you that I love you.

谁要分手我只是想说我爱你

Happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快乐

Wow there's a Denny's in Vegas

哇拉斯维加斯有家快餐店

you can actually get married in.

人们可以在那里结婚

Doesn't sound very romantic.

听上去怎么这么不浪漫啊

Yeah but we could get heart shaped pancakes.

是不过可以吃到心形煎饼啊

I'm sure we'll find a decent chapel.

肯定能找一个像样的教堂

Yeah.

好的

This is crazy I know

-这太疯狂了 -我知道

You think people are gonna be mad

他们不会生气吧

Maybe. But this isn't about them it's about us.

或许会吧但主角是我们不是他们

It is. It is about us.

对我们才是主角

And you know what the best part is

你知道最棒的是什么吗

We took our time.

我们循序渐进

I mean we met we were friends for a couple years

先是相遇当了几年的朋友

then we got together and then we got untogether

然后在一起再然后分开

then we worked out all our problems

一起面对解决了所有问题

and now we know everything about each other

现在彼此了解得一清二楚

we can just go forward

我们可以大步向前

with no surprises and no regrets.

绝无意外绝不后悔

Right. No surprises.

对绝无意外

And no regrets.

还有绝不后悔

Uh well there there's one thing

有...有那么一件事

I feel I should tell you.

我得跟你说一下

What

什么事

You know so we can go into this

这样我们可以没有秘密

with no secrets between us.

走进新生活

What

快说

Remember uh a couple years back

还记得几年前

when I was on that research ship in the North Sea

我坐船去北海做研究吗

Yeah.

记得

Okay well there there was a lot of drinking

好吧在船上我们经常喝酒

and craziness going on...

做好多疯狂的事...

No you told me.

对你说过了

Okay um...

好的

Well there was this girl.

有这么一个姑娘

What did you do

你干什么了

Nothing...

什么也没干

really.

真的

It was just kissing.

就是接吻了

And then what

然后干了什么

And then nothing.

什么也没干

I stopped it.

我果断制止了

But it still bothers me and...

可这事让我很困扰

I wanted you to know.

我想跟你坦白

All right.

好吧

Did you ever do anything like this since we've been...

那段时间你有没有干过类似的事...

Nope never.

从来没有

Oh that's too bad.

那太不巧了

You know can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

Why are you telling me this now

为什么现在告诉我

Well like I said we're about to get married

正如之前所说我们要结婚了

and I I want a clean slate.

我想做到坦诚相待

No secrets.

不藏秘密

Really Be Because to me

真的吗可我怎么觉得是

it seems like we're about to get married

我们要结婚了

and you're trying to sabotage it.

而你想搞破坏呢

W Would you rather I didn't tell you

那你比较希望我不告诉你吗

No I don't want there to be secrets between us.

不是我不希望我们之间藏秘密

See now I'm confused.

这样我就不懂了

I mean what what am I supposed to do

那我该怎么办

Uh keep your mouth off other women.

让你的嘴别碰其他女人

I can do that.

我能做到

Uh uh f from now on

从今开始

this mouth you and food that's it.

这张嘴除了你与食物啥都不碰

Okay.

行吧

Yeah

真的吗

Look I'm not happy this happened

发生这种事我肯定不高兴

but I think I can get past it.

但我觉得我可以放下

I mean we weren't engaged at the time

毕竟那时候我们也没订婚

and it was just kissing.

而且只是接吻而已

Right.

对啊

Just kissing.

接吻也不爽

It wasn't even very good.

感觉一点都不好

She was a smoker. I'd just been seasick...

她满嘴烟味我一直晕船呕吐...

Okay that's enough. Stop talking.

够了别说了

So...

那...

we're still getting married

我们还是会结婚的吧

Yes.

对

Because we love each other.

因为我们彼此相爱

Yes.

对

And it's the happiest day of our lives.

这是我们这辈子最开心的一天

Don't push it.

别得寸进尺

Hello.

你好

Hello.

你好

Listen I've been thinking a lot about relationships

听着我一直在思考情侣关系

and how difficult they can be and I think...

以及中间的种种复杂我想...

I've been thinking about them too Sheldon.

我也想了很多谢尔顿

Being your girlfriend is so challenging.

当你女友对我来说是一项挑战

Emotionally

无论在情绪上

physically.

还是肉体上

I've been incredibly patient for years.

这几年我一直保持着极度的耐心

Strongly disagree.

强烈反对

Go on.

但请继续

Okay well...

好的

this isn't easy to say because I love you

这话很难说出口因为我爱你

but...

可是...

I need some time to take a step back

我需要些时间缓一缓后退一步

and reevaluate our situation.

重新评估下我们的状况

I hope you understand.

希望你能理解

Okay.

好的

Bye Sheldon.

再见谢尔顿

Well Gollum...

咕噜[魔戒角色]

...you're an expert on rings.

你是戒指专家

What do I do with this one

你说我该拿这枚戒指怎么办呢

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