生活大爆炸-S02E22_生活大爆炸

S01

Smell that

闻到了吗

That's the smell of new comic books.

新漫画书的味道

Oh yes.

太棒了

They're on me today boys.

今天我来付账伙计们

You're paying

你买单?

Have you been selling your sperm again

你又去卖精子了?

No I'm celebrating.

没有只是庆祝一下

As we speak the space shuttle

现在太空船

Is docking at the at the international space station

正停在国际空间站

Where it will deploy the wolowitz zero gravity

配备沃罗威茨零重力

Waste disposal system.

废物处理系统

Oh get over yourself.

少给自己戴高帽

It's a high tech toilet.

不就是高科技马桶嘛

Just think.

这么想

Thanks to your hard work

多亏你的杰作

An international crew of astronauts

国际太空宇航员才能

Will "boldly go where no man has gone before."

大胆去没人去过的地方拉

Is that supposed to be funny

好笑吗

I believe it is.

确实好笑

The combination of the star trek reference

结合引用《星际旅行》

And the play on words involving the double meaning

和双重含义的动词

Of the verb "to go"

去[拉]

Suggests that leonard is humorously mocking

说明莱纳德拿你的

Your efforts in space plumbing.

太空管道工程开玩笑呢

Okay make your little jokes

行开你们的小玩笑吧

But of the four of us I'm the only one making

但我们四人之中只有我

Any real world contribution to science and technology.

为科学技术做出实际贡献

He's right. this is an important achievement for two reasons.

他说得对这可是重大成果有两个原因

Number one...

可以一号[小便]

And of course number two

还能二号[大便]

Oh clever

真聪明

Playing on the use of cardinal numbers

利用基数对应

As euphemisms for bodily functions.

隐喻人体机能

Here sheldon I pulled the new hellboy for you.

给谢尔顿给你留的新《地狱男爵》

It's mind blowing.

太刺激了

Excuse me. spoiler alert.

喂严重剧透

I didn't spoil anything.

我没有透露什么啊

You told me it's mind blowing.

你说了很刺激

So my mind is going into it pre blown.

我的思维已经开始提前刺激了

And once a mind is pre blown it cannot be re blown.

一旦提前刺激还谈什么再刺激

I'm sorry.

抱歉

Said the grinch to christmas.

让圣诞怪杰跟圣诞节道歉去吧

Uh hey leonard.

莱纳德

Could I talk to you about something

我能跟你谈件事吗

Sure what's up

可以什么事

Remember I went out with

还记得几周前

Your friend penny a couple weeks ago

我和你朋友佩妮约会的事吗

Yeah vaguely.

不太记得

Sure you remember.

你肯定记得

That was the night you went to the bar and made a fool

你那晚还傻乎乎地

Of yourself trying to pick up strange women.

去酒吧找陌生女人呢

What about it

怎么了

Well uh the thing is the date didn't go that well.

上次约会不太顺利

Oh. too bad.

真不幸

I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up

我想现在能做的就是爬起来

Dust yourself off forget it and move on.

拍拍身上的土忘记她向前看

I can't do that.

我做不到

Why the hell not

见鬼了做不到

'cause we're going out again tomorrow.

因为我们明天还有个约会

Excuse me stuart.

打扰一下斯图尔特

Have you read the new flash

你看了新的《闪电侠》吗

No. well I have

-没看呢 -我看了

And it will knock your socks off

大为惊叹呢

Good luck getting them back on.

看你还能不能再惊叹

Uh anyway

怎么说呢

I figure this is probably my last shot with penny

我觉得这可能是我和佩妮最后的机会了

And I don't want to screw it up.

我不想搞砸了

Nobody wants that.

谁都不想搞砸

Here's my question it's the second date

问题就是这是第二次约会

You think she'll be expecting things to get physical

你觉得她会想要进一步的身体接触么

Uh gee um...

老天

My initial reaction is "no " but um

我初步的建议是不要

Let me think about it and get back to you okay

让我想想再回答你吧

Okay so you'll give me a call

那你打我电话吧

Yeah or you call me.

你打我电话也行

Great.

好的

Or nobody calls anyone.

谁都不打最好

Interesting.

有意思

Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.

佩妮的现任追求者寻求前任追求者的建议

You know thanks for closed captioning my pain raj.

拉杰谢谢你的友情字幕提示

Hey want to make sure he gets nowhere with penny

你想确保他既得不到佩妮

Without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them

又不伤害你和他们的友情么

I'm listening.

洗耳恭听

Just tell him to do everything

直接让他做过去两年

You've done with her for the last two years.

你对佩妮做过的一切

Hey leonard.

好啊莱纳德

Oh hi.

你好

How's it going good good.

-最近如何 -很好

You fine.

-你呢 -也好

Oh hey can I ask you something

我能问你件事么

Sure.

当然

You know your friend stuart

关于你的朋友斯图尔特

Yes.

怎么了

Well he asked me out again and I said yes

他又约我出去我答应了

And then I started thinking

然后我觉得

Maybe I should talk to you first.

应该先和你谈谈

About what

谈什么

Well does it bother you

我和你朋友约会

Me going out with one of your friends

你会不会觉得困扰

'cause you know you and me...

我们从前...

No. no that's the past.

不会过去的事了

I'm really more of a "right now" kind of guy.

我会与时俱进

You know living in the moment.

活在当下

Although I do have to live a little in the future

虽然我还和未来扯上点关系

'cause well that's my job.

那是因为我的工作

Of course my fondness for classic science fiction

当然我对经典科幻的喜爱

Does draw my attention backwards

也时常将我带回往昔

But those stories often take place in the future.

但这类故事经常发生在未来

In conclusion no it doesn't bother me.

总之不会困扰我的

Okay well that's really cool of you.

好吧你真大度

Yeah well I wouldn't say cool.

我不会说大度

I'd just say...

我只会说

"that's leonard "

这才是莱纳德

Well in that case do you mind giving me some advice

这样说来你能不能给我点建议

About stuart

关于斯图尔特的

Love to.

没问题

He's very shy.

他很内向的

How do I make him feel more comfortable around me

我怎么能让他觉得和我在一起觉得更舒服

Well first of all don't underestimate

首先不要低估了

The value of discomfort.

不舒服这个词的程度

Really oh yes.

-真的 -是的

Stuart thrives under pressure.

斯图尔特有压力才有动力

That's why he works in a comic book store.

所以他才会在漫画书店工作

Oh it's stuart.

是斯图尔特

You're not going to answer it

你不接么?

He wants to talk about penny.

他想谈佩妮的事

I don't want to talk about penny.

而我不想

You're making an assumption.

你在做一个假设

Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.

但万一是漫画店失火了呢

And he needs your assistance.

他需要你的帮助

Why would he call me

他怎么会打给我?

We don't know.

我们不知道

And if you don't answer the phone we can't know.

我们没法知道除非你接电话

I'm not answering the phone sheldon.

谢尔顿我不会接的

Answer the phone leonard. no

-接电话莱纳德 -不

There it went to voice mail.

好了进到语音信箱里了

Aren't you going to check your messages

你不准备查语音信息么?

No.

不

You have to check your messages leonard

你一定要查查信息莱纳德

The in a

留语音信息

Is one half of a social contract

是社会契约的一半

Which is completed by the checking of the message.

而另一半要由查信息来完成

If that contract breaks down

如果这个契约被打破了

Then all social contracts break down

整个社会的契约就都坍塌了

And we descend into anarchy.

而我们就堕落到无政府状态

It must be hell inside your head.

你脑袋里肯定是一片狼藉

At times.

偶尔会这样

Guys we have a code red.

哥几个红色警戒

You mean "code red" the hospital emergency alert

你是指医院的紧急警报

"code red" the computer worm or "code red" the cherry flavored

还是蠕虫病毒

Soft drink from the makers of mountain dew

还是百事出品的樱桃味汽水?

Look I was going over the schematics

我检查零重力马桶的图纸时

On my zero g toilet and I made a teeny tiny mistake

在转向阀的说明里

On the specifications for the diverter valve.

我发现了一个小小小小的错误

How teeny tiny

有多小?

It's gonna fail after about ten flushes.

大概冲了十次以后就该坏了

But the mission is for six months.

但任务要持续六个月呢

Yeah see that's the code red.

说的就是这个红色警戒

It's kind of like a jack in the box.

这就像魔术箱

No one knows exactly when but at some point

没人知道什么时候但总会在某个时候

Something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.

有些比木偶更恶的东西会从那个盒子里跳出来

Have you notified nasa

你通知航天局了么?

No are you crazy what am I gonna say

你疯了? 我该怎么说?

"i screwed up your toilet and pretty soon

我搞砸了你们的马桶

"there's gonna be crap floating

不久之后

All over your nice shiny space station"

你们整洁的太空站里将漂满大便?

So what are you gonna do

那你准备怎么做?

I'm gonna figure out how to fix it then I'll tell them.

我先想出怎么修理然后再告诉他们

So what do you need us for

那要我们做什么

He can't figure out how to fix it.

他想不出来怎么修理

Hey you said you were gonna be supportive.

你说过你会支持我的

I'm trying

我努力着呢

but you have to admit this is pretty damn funny.

但你得承认这实在太搞笑了

I agree.

我同意

It's the juxtaposition of the high tech nature

宇宙探索的高科技性

Of space exploration against the banality of a malfunctioning toilet

与马桶事故的平凡进行的对比

That provides the comic fodder here.

在这里提供了笑点

Check your messages.

快查你的信息

All right this is an exact duplicate

好了这是和国际空间站

Of the wolowitz zero gravity human waste disposal system

配备的沃罗威茨零重力废物处理系统

As deployed on the international space station.

一模一样的副本

Don't you mean the wolowitz zero gravity human waste distribution system

你说的是沃罗威茨零重力人类排泄物"散布"系统吧

Good one.

好样的

Yeah it's hilarious.

真好笑

Now...

现在

Here's an approximation of the spare parts

这些是太空站中

Available on the space station.

大概有的备用零件

We gotta find a way using nothing but this

我们要想个方法只用这些零件

To reinforce this so the waste material

来加固这个

Avoids the spinning turbine.

避免堵住旋转涡轮

You mean so it doesn't hit the fan

你是说不要打中风扇?[酿成大祸]

Yeah I have to say

我不得不说

I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.

我以为重复说马桶笑话会变得无聊

Apparently there is no law

显然用太空便便

Of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.

做笑点完全无懈可击呢

Hey leonard. hey stuart.

-你好莱纳德 -好啊斯图尔特

You busy um...

-你在忙吗 -呃...

Classified leonard.

这是机密莱纳德

Yeah it's a regular manhattan project.

不过是项常规曼哈顿工程罢了

What's up

啥事

Well tonight's my date with penny

我今晚要和佩妮约会

And since we haven't been able to connect by phone...

鉴于我们没法通电话

Yeah I'm sorry it's been broken.

真是抱歉手机坏了

Or e mail. yeah that's broken too.

-电邮也不行 -那也坏了

Everything's broken.

能坏的都坏了

Anyway I was just wondering if you had any last minute advice.

最后时刻希望你能给我点建议

Uh all right well off the top of my head

好吧正好灵光一现

You know I think the most important thing with penny

和佩妮一起时最关键的

Is to go really slow.

就是要慢慢来

I mean glacial.

相当慢那种

Okay.

好吧

You know guys come onto her all the time

她平时总是被男人围着

So you need to set yourself apart.

所以你得矜持一点

You know be a little shy

羞涩一点

Don't make too much eye contact.

少点眼神交流

And you know treat her with like cool detachment

和她保持一种冷酷的疏离感

And and you know fear.

说白了就是畏惧感

Fear

畏惧?

Yeah like uh

对就像

You're afraid that if you touch her she'll break.

你生怕一碰她就碎

Well that plays right into my wheelhouse.

这个我很拿手呢

Good good.

很好

Well uh you you kids have fun tonight.

今晚玩儿得开心点

Thanks leonard. uh huh.

-多谢莱纳德 -客气啥

What is that thing anyway

那个到底是啥玩意儿

You don't know what this is

你不知道吗

No. good. get out.

-不知道 -很好滚

Be afraid of penny.

害怕佩妮

Nice. very crafty.

很狡猾嘛

It wasn't bad advice.

这又不是馊主意

It's just wasn't particularly helpful.

只是不太管用罢了

For what it's worth my mother says that when we deceive

不管怎样俺娘常说为一己私欲

for personal gain we make jesue cry.

而欺骗他人会遭报应的

All right what if we use this two inch pvc

好了何不用这个2英寸PVC管

To reinforce the center cross support

加固中间的交叉支撑呢?

No good.

不行

I mean it might work for the japanese

对日本人和美国人或许有用

And the americans but have you seen the size

你要知道太空舱里的

Of the russians they got up there

俄罗斯人什么体型

This thing has to hold up

这东西得撑得起

Against a hearty potato based diet.

一群狂吃马铃薯的家伙

I feel terrible.

我感觉很难过

Maybe if you were helping you'd feel better about yourself.

过来帮帮忙就不会难过了

I deliberately tried to sabotage stuart's date with penny.

我故意破坏斯图尔特和佩妮的约会

Of course you feel terrible.

不难过才怪

You completely screwed up your karma dude.

你完全搞砸了自己的"业"[印度教]

You don't really believe in that superstition do you

你不会这么迷信吧

It's not superstition.

这不是迷信

It's practically newtonian.

这跟牛顿学说差不多

For every action

任何作用力

There's an equal and opposite reaction.

都会产生相等的反作用力

Leonard pretends to be a friend

莱纳德表面像朋友

And acts like a two faced bitch.

实际行为却像个两面派婊子

Therefore he is reborn as a banana slug.

因此他会转世变成香蕉虫

It's actually a very elegant system.

其实是个完美的体系

You know what goes around comes around.

这就是因果循环

Speaking of what goes around comes around...

说到循环

Okay look.

好吧

Instead of trying to reinforce this structure here

与其加强这里的结构

What if we just ran another line bypass it entirely

何不干脆另建一个通道来疏通呢

It won't work. the diameter of the tubing is insufficient.

行不通管道直径不够

What if we reposition the collection tank

那重置收集槽呢

It won't work. no way to mount it.

行不通没地儿放

Okay here's an idea.

我有个主意

What if I change my name and go live

我干脆从此隐姓埋名

With my cousin and her husband avi in israel

投靠以色列的堂姐艾薇和她老公

That could work.

这个行得通

Morning. morning. what's up

-早安 -早安怎么了

Nothing. we just pulled an all nighter

没什么我们熬了一夜

Trying to fix a zero gravity... pasta maker.

修理一台零重力...意粉机

I'm going to make a coffee run. do you want any

我出去买点咖啡你要吗

Oh no thanks. I have coffee.

不谢了我有

Great. so how'd it go with stuart last night

很好那昨晚的约会进展如何

Um I really don't want to talk about it.

我实在不想谈

Yeah. right. sure.

当然可以

The thing is uh before you guys went out

不过你们出去之前

I spoke to him and i...

我和他谈过我...

I said I don't want to talk about it.

我说了我不想谈

Okay I just I kind of feel... look leonard

-我只是觉得... -莱纳德

What goes on between me and stuart is none of your business.

我和斯图尔特之间的事和你无关

So just leave it alone okay

别管闲事了行吧

If you really want to clean up your karma

你如果真想赎罪

Go get my freakin' latte.

就快去帮我买拿铁

Hang on I think I've got this.

等下我想到了

Help me see if we can wedge this little piece

帮我把这一小片PVC塑料

Of pvc behind the support rod.

塞进支撑杆后面

I think you're overestimating the tensile strength

你高估自己建的

Of the substructure you're building.

玩意的抗张强度了吧

Sheldon I know what I'm doing.

谢尔顿我自有分寸

If you knew what you were doing there wouldn't be

你要是有分寸这里就不会放着太空马桶

A space toilet where my coffee table should be.

而是放着我的咖啡桌

Howard wait...

霍华德等等

Why don't you ou use this instead of the pvc

为什么不用这个代替PVC管

To keep the transverse filter assembly in place

来辅助横向滤波器安装到位呢

Because this is not a spare part from the space station.

因为这个东东不是空间站的零件

This is the thing from the pizza box that keeps

这是比萨饼盒子里

The lid from touching the cheese.

用来避免盒盖接触起司的

That what that's for

就是这个用途吗

In india the lid just touches the cheese.

在印度盒盖就盖在起司上面

Of course we also have rampant

当然了我们还有极度的贫穷

Poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera

和周期性肆虐的霍乱

So a little cardboard in our cheese is no biggie.

所以起司里有个小纸板也没啥大不了的

Where are you going comic book store.

-你去哪儿 -漫画书店

Oh an excellent idea I could certainly use a break.

好主意呀我可以借机休息

Me too. Now hold on.

-我也是 -等等

You guys can go to the comic book store

只要航天员能安全地在太空中大便

When man can once again safely poop in space.

我就让你们去漫画书店

Why does Leonard get to go

为什么莱纳德可以去

'cause he's upset over his situation with penny

因为他跟佩妮的关系现在纠缠不清

And if I have to hear about it again

要是再让我听到一次

I'm going to kick him in his ovaries.

我就把他卵巢那个地方踢飞

Thanks for understanding howard.

霍华德谢谢你的理解

I got your back sister.

姐妹我支持你

All right I think we've got

好啦我觉得这台

A prototype ready to test.

原型机可以开始接受测试了

Hand me that Tupperware.

把那个特百惠盒子递给我

Wow that's heavy.

哇真重啊

Damn right it's heavy. it's my mother's meat loaf.

当然重是我妈妈做的肉馅糕

It's been testing toilets for generations.

已经用它测试了无数次马桶了

I must say howard I think a detailed letter to mit

我必须指出霍华德如果给麻省理工写封信

Describing your current circumstances might entitle you

描述你目前状况可能会让他们

To a refund on your master's degree.

退回你的硕士学位

Okay simulated zero gravity human waste disposal test

好的模拟零重力环境人类排泄物处理测试

With meat loaf analog in...

肉馅糕模拟物已就绪

Three two one.

三二一

Fascinating.

很好很强大

What do you think the problem is

你觉得问题出在哪

Not enough bread crumbs.

面包屑放得不够

Hey Stuart I need to talk to you. Sure what's up

-斯图尔特我想跟你谈谈 -当然怎么了

I think I gave you some bad advice about penny

关于佩妮我觉得我给了你一些很坏的建议

And I want to apologize.

我想道歉

Oh no your advice was great.

别啊你的建议挺不错的

It was

真的

Oh yeah going slow really worked.

是啊 "慢慢来"确实管用

You're kidding.

你开玩笑吧

Never worked for me.

对我来说从来不管用

Yeah last night at dinner I did what you told me.

昨天吃晚饭的时候我按照你说的做了

I went really slow I kept my distance

我尽量慢慢来并且保持距离

And two bottles of wine later we were making out in my car.

然后两瓶红酒下肚我们就在车里亲热了

Wine I didn't say to give her wine.

红酒我没说要给她喝红酒啊

It doesn't matter 'cause that's where it all went to hell.

没事因为从那开始就出乱子了

During the kissing

接吻的时候

What did you do sneeze in her mouth

你做了什么对着她的嘴打喷嚏么

I did that to a girl once.

我对一个女孩儿做过一次

No everything was good and really hot.

没一切正常我俩也很投入

And I said

然后我说

"Oh penny " and right where

"噢佩妮" 就在

She was supposed to say "oh Stuart " she said...

她应该说"噢斯图尔特"的时候她却说了

Your name.

你的名字

"Leonard"

"莱纳德"吗

That is your name right yeah no yeah.

-那是你的名字吧 -是啊不是是

Wow I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

That must've been the last thing you wanted to hear.

你肯定不想听这样的话

Well it beats "you know I'm a dude right "

跟"你知道我很花心"不相上下了

Yeah it was pretty bad.

确实很糟糕

Yeah. no doubt no doubt.

当然当然

Okay well I'm sorry it didn't work out.

我很抱歉你俩没啥进展

Not your fault.

不是你的错

Yeah how about that.

还真不是我的错

See you soon. Yeah sure

-再见 -拜拜

Yes sir I understand "classified."

是的先生我知道什么是"机密"

We'll keep it all classified no one has to know

我们会守口如瓶没人会知道

Anything about this but you and me.

只有你知我知

What's classified

什么机密

Howard's space toilet.

霍华德的太空马桶

I'll tell you later.

等下再跟你讲

Well they've deployed our solution.

他们已经部署了我们的解决方案

Let's just all hope it works.

一起祈祷它会奏效吧

I don't see why I have to worry.

我看不出来跟我有什么关系

My career's not hanging in the balance.

又不是我的饭碗岌岌可危

That was a joke.

是个玩笑

It's funny because it's true.

笑点在于它是真的

Leonard could you pass the soysauce please

莱纳德你能不能把酱油递过来

I'm sorry were you talking to me

抱歉你跟我说话吗

Yeah I said Leonard.

是啊我叫的是你

Yes you did didn't you

你确实叫的是我呢

What the hell is that

什么鬼东西啊

Meat Loaf.

肉馅糕

What was it doing on the ceiling

它怎么会在天花板上

That's classified.

那是机密

[国际空间站]

Houston uh International Space Station.

休斯顿航天中心这是国际空间站

We have a little situation up here.

我们遇到点小麻烦

We'd like to make an unscheduled space walk.

我们想进行一次计划外的太空行走

I.S.S. Houston.

空间站这是休斯顿航天中心

Which crew members would be involved in this E.V.A.

请问哪名航天员会参与此次舱外活动

Houston uh we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.

休斯顿全体成员都想到舱外几分钟

I.S.S.

空间站

I'm afraid we can't authorize that...

我恐怕不能授权

Houston this is more of a FYI call

休斯顿其实是想知照一下

We are basically out the door.

我们其实已经全都出舱了

内容	操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片