生活大爆炸-S08E04_生活大爆炸

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Have you guys heard about this research team

你们有听说过有个研究小组

that's trying to genetically manipulate Chicken DNA

想要从基因方面操控鸡的DNA

to create some sort of a chicken dinosaur

来创造某种类似鸡恐龙的事情吗

I think that sounds wonderful.

我觉得这听起来超赞啊

What You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens.

什么你不是又怕恐龙又怕鸡吗

Yes but tell me

是啊但你敢说

a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich

鸡恐龙肉沙拉三明治

wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.

不会正中美味白垩纪之点吗

Hey guys. Hey. Hello.

-你们好啊 -你好

We still on for tomorrow night

明晚都会出席的吧

Yeah. I'm excited to finally meet your girlfriend.

当然我很期待终于能见到你的女朋友呢

Yeah oh and speaking of which.

是啊说到这事

According to a recent study out of Oxford University

根据牛津大学最新的研究指出

when someone takes on a new romantic partner

一个人有了新的浪漫伴侣之后

that person loses one or two close friends.

会失去一到两个好朋友

Since when do you read social science

你什么时候开始看社会科学了

I go to the bathroom like everybody else.

我也会上厕所也需要厕所读物啊

Why would I lose friends just because I started dating someone

为什么我会因为有了对象而失去朋友呢

Yeah you didn't lose anyone when you met Amy.

是啊你跟艾米好上后也没少了朋友啊

Yeah well no the study refers to romantic partners.

人家研究是说浪漫伴侣

Not the way I would categorize the two of us.

我可不会把我们的关系归到这一类

You guys kiss and hold hands.

你们也接吻和牵手啊

I've seen him do it. It's not romantic.

我看过他们做这些事完全不浪漫

Look I'm not the kind of guy

我可不是那种

who drops his friends just because he's in a relationship.

一谈恋爱就会重色轻友的人

What happens if she doesn't like us

要是她不喜欢我们呢

Well hey you're my dear friends.

别这样你们可是我的好朋友

You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years

开始几年我还是会给你们寄圣诞卡

and then you're dead to me.

之后你们哪凉快死哪去

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第八季第四集

So Howard is Stuart still living with your mom

霍华德斯图尔特还跟你妈住在一起吗

I don't want to talk about it.

我不想谈这事

But he's going to. My mom got him cable

-但他还是会谈 -我妈帮他装了收费台

In my whole life

我从小到大

growing up in that house no cable.

住在那个房子里就没看过收费台

Do you know how many HBOs

你知道我妈付钱

that leech had my mother get him Seven.

给那寄生虫装了多少电影频道吗七个

Seven HBOs. Seven

七个电影频道呢七个啊

Long story short they have seven HBOs.

长话短说就是他们有七个电影频道

Hey guys.

各位

Hello.

你好

Emily you know almost everybody here. Hi.

-艾米丽在座各位你差不多都认识 -你好

This is Leonard this is Penny.

这位是莱纳德这是佩妮

Oh it's so nice to meet you.

幸会幸会

Nice to finally meet you too. Hi.

-我也是 -你好

Hello.

好

Well Raj you were not lying about her.

拉杰你真的没骗我们

I told you she exists.

我就说她真实存在

Hey I hear you're a dermatologist.

我听说你是皮肤科医生

Uh yeah I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital.

是的我是亨廷顿医院的住院医师

Oh I like their emergency room.

我好喜欢他们的急诊室

Yeah even if it turns out you don't have Dengue fever

就算检查结果显示你没得登革热

they still let you take a lollipop.

你还是可以拿根棒棒糖

You know Penny just started training

佩妮刚刚开始

to be a pharmaceutical sales rep.

医药销售的培训

Maybe she can practice on you some time.

或许有机会她可以跟你练习练习

Oh it would be great to practice on a real doctor.

如果能跟一名真医生练习就太好了

Yeah. I'm sure that'd be fine.

可以啊没问题

I have some odd freckles on my buttocks.

我的屁屁上有些奇怪的斑点

Can I make an appointment for you to look at them

我能跟你约个时间就诊吗

Um... okay I guess.

应该... 可以吧

I'm with him three years nothing.

我都跟了他三年毛都没捞着

She's with two minutes and he's taking his pants off.

她刚进来两分钟他就要对人脱裤子了

Last night was fun. What did you think of Emily

昨晚挺有意思你觉得艾米丽如何

I don't know.

不知道

I kind of got the sense she didn't like me.

我感觉她好像不太喜欢我

Did she say she didn't like you

她有说她不喜欢你吗

Of course not. No one ever says

当然没有才不会有人

they don't like you straight to your face.

当着你的面说不喜欢你呢

We have led different lives.

咱俩的人生路真是大不同啊

You guys just met. Why would she feel that way

你们才刚认识你怎么会有这种感觉呢

It's just this vibe I got.

我就是感觉到了

I'm sure you're worried about nothing.

应该是你想太多了

Yeah. You're probably right.

我想你说得对

I used to think my high school P.E. Teacher didn't like me

我曾经以为我高中的体育老师不喜欢我

but it turned out she liked me a little too much.

后来发现她是"太"喜欢我

Really Yeah.

-真的吗 -是啊

It was fine.

也还好啦

We went to a Melissa Etheridge concert

我们一起去了梅莉莎·埃瑟里奇的演唱会

也是积极参与同志权利运动的社会活动家

梅莉莎·埃瑟里奇美国女歌手

I got an A it all worked out.

我后来成绩得了A 一切圆满

When you go to Emily's office to practice you'll see. It's fine.

等你去她办公室练习你就知道你多虑了

Yeah I hope you're right.

希望就像你说的吧

You really went your entire life

你真的这辈子从未试过

without anyone saying "I hate you" to your face

有人当面对你说"我讨厌你"吗

Yeah.

对啊

I'd say it now but look at those cheekbones.

我现在就想对你说但瞧你那迷人的颧骨

I miss Stuart's place.

我好想念斯图尔特的店

All this loud music and exposed brick.

看这店吵杂的音乐露出的砖墙

What is this a comic book store

这里是漫画书店

or a rave at the third little pig's house

还是第三只小猪砖房家中的派对啊

Yup I wish Stuart would reopen.

是啊我也希望斯图尔特重新开店

I hate this place too.

我也讨厌这家店

Okay him I believe

我相信他是真心的

because he's an 80 year old man in a 15 year old's T shirt.

因为他就是个80岁老头穿15岁小孩的衣服

But you're just upset about

但你只是在不爽

Stuart and your mom and all their HBOs.

斯图尔特和你妈以及他们的付费电影台

Yes I am.

没错

You know I can't even watch Game of Thrones now

我现在看《权力的游戏》时都会想到

without thinking of mother saying

我妈在问他

"Stuart which one is Thrones "

"斯图尔特他们谁是'权力'"

You know he might not reopen.

他可能不能重新开张

He didn't get a lot of money from the insurance company.

保险公司没赔给他多少钱

Oh boy if there is one thing that gets my goat

天啊如果有一件事能让我生气

it's those dad gum insurance companies.

就是那些该死的保险公司

Why Because they won't get off your lawn

为什么因为他们整天来烦你这死老头吗

Oh is Stuart trying to get a loan or or find investors

斯尔图特有试着去贷款或找人投资吗

All I know is he's got my mother

我只知道他让我妈

buying four ply toilet paper.

给他买四层的厕纸

I mean four ply.

四层的啊

If his butt is so delicate

如果他的屁股那么娇气

why doesn't he just use an angora rabbit

干嘛不直接用安哥拉兔子擦呢

是一种高级纺织原料

安哥拉兔毛颜色洁白轻细滑软美观暖和

For starters they shed and bite.

首先它们会掉毛还会咬人

Hey here's a thought.

我有个想法

Why don't we put up the rest of the money that Stuart needs

我们何不帮斯尔图特把剩下的钱凑够呢

So we'd be like owners of a comic book store

那我们就是漫画书店的店主了

It's kind of a dream come true.

就像是美梦成真

That does sound fun.

听起来蛮有意思

Ooh maybe we could come up

或许我们还能想出

with a business plan to compete with this place.

一个跟这地方抗衡的商业计划

I'll give you a plan right now.

我现在就有一个计划

Step one open comic book store.

第一步开一家漫画书店

Step two start rumor

第二步散布谣言

this comic book store gives you genital warts.

说这家漫画书店会让人得生殖器疣

Step three buy a big bag to put the money in.

第三步买一个大袋子装钱

It's not that bad.

这计划还不错

Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you.

非常感谢你能当我的客户让我练习推销说辞

I really appreciate it.

我真的感激不尽

Sure. Um I brought coffee.

-没事 -我给你买了咖啡

I wasn't sure what you like so I got

我不太确定你喜欢哪种所以我买了

a regular a cappuccino and a Chai tea.

普通咖啡卡布奇诺和印度拉茶各一杯

Since you like Raj I thought you might be into that.

因为你喜欢拉杰所以我想你可能喜欢印度口味

Thanks. If we could get started. I'm a little busy.

谢谢我们开始吧我有点忙

Oh yeah sure. Let me just get out my materials.

当然可以让我先把材料拿出来

Leonard gave me this briefcase.

这手提包是莱纳德给我的

He used to carry it around in high school.

他高中时随身带着它

You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it.

所以老被人拿来打他现在还能看见凹痕呢

Okay I would like to talk to you

进入正题我想介绍一下

about our new birth control pill Femevra.

我们新出的避孕药弗米拉

Great.

好的

So Femevra's triphasic design

弗米拉三相口服避孕药

含有三种不同比例的雌激素与黄体素

每一周期仿造正常月经周期中荷尔蒙的变化

provides balanced hormonal exposure.

能平衡荷尔蒙

All right.

好的

It has also been shown to cause

同时还有实验表明

significantly fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives.

它相比其他口服避孕药副作用少了很多

Although it can cause acne which if you ask me kind of

尽管它会导致长青春痘但是我个人意见

increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive.

这也能增加"避孕"的有效性不是吗

Funny.

呵呵

Okay I'm sorry. Did we get off on the wrong foot

抱歉我一开始就给了你不好的印象吗

Because since the other night I kind of feel like

因为从那晚开始我就隐约感觉到

you might have a problem with me.

你可能对我有意见

No it's fine.

不没有啊

Are you sure because it doesn't seem fine

你确定吗因为看起来不像没有

Okay.

好吧

If you really want to talk about this

如果你真的想谈论此事

I do have a problem.

我的确对你有意见

Oh my God. Tell me what did I do

天啊告诉我我做错了什么

Look it's nothing. It's just...

其实没什么只是...

Raj told me that a while ago you two hooked up.

拉杰告诉我不久之前你们有过一段

What Oh why would he say that

什么他为什么要说

Did it not happen

那没有吗

Well I wouldn't exactly call it a hook up.

确切来说那不能称为"有过一段"

Did you kiss

你们接吻了吗

Yeah.

接了

Were you naked

你们俩脱光光了吗

Yeah.

脱了

So it was a hook up.

那就是啊

No.

不是

Yeah.

算是吧

So what are some ways we could set our comic book store

有什么办法能让我们的漫画书店

apart from the competition

在同行中脱颖而出

Oh kids buy comic books. It would be great

买漫画的都是小孩如果能有办法

to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.

让更多的小孩来我们店那就最好了

You know when I was a kid I loved going there

在我小的时候我喜欢去漫画书店

but I could never get a ride.

但没人载我去

Ooh what if we got a van

如果我们搞个面包车

and drove around and picked kids up

专门在大街上接小孩呢

Nice.

好主意

You mean like at parks and schools

你是说去公园和学校守着吗

Toy stores puppet shows.

还有玩具店木偶剧院

Hold on. So your idea is to get a van

等等你们的主意是搞个面包车

and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up

在大街上兜来兜去专门接小孩吗

Yes.

是的

And are you gonna use candy to lure them in

你们要用糖果引诱他们上车吗[绑架]

We are now

这个主意好

You told Emily we hooked up

你告诉艾米丽我们有过一段吗

Um well in my defense I tell everybody.

我要辩一句我告诉了所有人

Why would you say that

你为什么要那样说

We were having a conversation about past lovers.

我们当时在聊过去的爱人

We weren't lovers Come on.

我们不是爱人拜托

Everyone knows we didn't sleep together.

大家都知道我们没有上床

We got drunk and fooled around.

我们只是喝醉了鬼混而已

Why couldn't you just leave me out of it

你们聊的时候就不能不说到我吗

Well we were being honest.

我们说了要对彼此坦诚

You would leave me out of the conversation

那如果你甩了莱纳德后

with the next guy if you dump Leonard

你和下一个男人聊这话题时不会说到他吗

Why say it Yes

-干嘛扯到我 -不会

Well I would never leave you off my list

我决不会把你从我的名单除名

and not just because without you

而且不是因为不提你

we're playing fast and loose with the word "list."

"名单"可能就不太够数了哦

Well good job. Now she hates me.

干得好现在她讨厌我了

Great.

棒极了

On the bright side that Oxford study was right.

往好的方面看牛津大学的研究是对的

One friend down.

朋友减一了

I wonder who you're going to lose next.

我好奇下一个会是谁呢

You okay It's you. You're you're next

你就是你下一个就是你

No. You're crazy about me.

才怪你这么喜欢我

I don't know what Emily's so upset about anyway.

我不懂艾米丽干嘛这么生气

Even if I had slept with him so what

就算我俩睡过了那又怎样

Everyone has a past.

每个人都有过去

Almost everyone has a past.

几乎每个人都有过去

Come on look how pretty you are.

拜托你这么漂亮

I'm sure this isn't the first girl to hate you.

她肯定不是第一个讨厌你的女生

It's not.

的确不是

And I'm sure you can turn it around.

你肯定能改变她的想法

How You can't force someone to like you.

怎么改总不能逼着别人喜欢你吧

What if you just hang around and act like her friend

不如你多和她相处装出闺蜜的样子

until you wear her down

逐渐让她喜欢上你

I mean next thing you know you're in her home

接下来你就登堂入室

you're eating her food drinking her wine.

吃着她家的零食喝着她家的美酒

No that won't work.

这招不管用

You're right. Cheers.

说得对干杯

Oh I know.

我知道了

Why don't you use your sales training

干嘛不利用你的销售技巧

to go back down there and sell yourself

好好向她推销一番你自己呢

What Yeah.

-什么 -真的

But instead of selling a drug

不是去推销药物

you'd be selling Penny it's cute.

而是去推销佩妮多可爱啊

It's stupid.

多傻逼啊

Well maybe people would like you more

要是你不这么鄙视来否定别人的建议

if you didn't crap all over their ideas.

大家也许会更喜欢你

I'm gonna go with Penny on this one.

这一点我同意佩妮的看法

Then again why wouldn't I I mean we go way back.

这也是理所当然的我们可是老朋友了

Oh my God. I didn't used to like you.

对哦我以前不喜欢你呢

Shh. Amy's here now.

别说艾米在这会听到

You know the more I think about it

我越考虑开店这事

the more intrigued I am about having our own store.

就越觉得有兴趣

We'll get to see all the new stuff

新书还没上架

before it hits the shelves.

我们早就看过了

And we'll get to have fun interactions with our customers.

我们还能和顾客们友好互动

"This isn't a library buy it or get out."

"这里不是图书馆不买就滚"

You say things like that all the time.

你不是整天对人这么说吗

Yes but as a store owner

是啊可我要是店主

I'll finally have a good comeback to

别人说"店又不是你开的闭嘴"时

"You don't work here shut up."

我就能理直气壮顶回去了

Uh do you know how Penny told Raj he should have

你记得佩妮对拉杰说

left her off his list Yeah.

-把她从名单上划掉吗 -记得

Well do you think when she and I had that conversation

那你觉得我跟她聊这事时

she left people off her list

她是不是也划掉了某些人呢

I'm sure she did.

肯定啊

Why

为什么

Because if she hadn't

如果她一个都没省略

she'd still be wading through the list.

那名单现在还没念完呢

Will you stay out of this

你能不能别凑进来

If only Penny had said that once in a while.

这句话应该是佩妮的台词吧

Hey what difference does it make

那又有什么关系呢

You're the one she wants to marry.

你才是她想嫁的那个人

That's true.

说得对

Yeah and I'm not sure that complete honesty

而且我觉得恋人之间的绝对坦诚

is always the best thing for a relationship.

不一定是件好事

Yeah he's right.

他说得对

Once in a moment of candor

有一次我向艾米坦白

I told Amy that her hair reminded me

说她的头发让我想起了

of a duck caught in an oil spill. Well...

沾满泄漏的石油的海鸭结果...

she stormed out.

她气得夺门而出

Which was sad because we were playing Scrabble

实在可悲因为我们正在玩拼字游戏

and I had all the letters to spell "persimmon."

我马上就要拼出"美洲柿"这词了

Why are you even part of this conversation

你跟我们瞎凑什么热闹啊

You don't know anything about women.

你根本就不懂女人

I know that if I had a wife or a fiance

我知道如果我有老婆或未婚妻

I'd ask her first before I invested money

那我投资漫画书店之前

in a comic book store.

肯定先问问她的意见

He's right.

他说得对

Yeah well of course I am.

我当然说得对

I was also right about her hair.

我对她头发的评价也是对的

It did everything but quack.

跟鸭子完全一样除了不嘎嘎叫

There's something I wanted to run past you.

有件事我想告诉你一下

What's up

什么事

Mm the guys and I were thinking about

我和小伙伴们准备

investing in Stuart's comic book store.

投资斯图尔特的漫画书店

Is that okay Why are you asking me

-你觉得好吗 -干嘛问我

Well you know we're engaged

我们订婚了

and it's kind of a big deal financially.

这可是重大的财务问题

It seems like something we should talk about.

我想我俩应该讨论一下

Well would you consider mounds of credit card debt

那你觉得身负大笔信用卡债务

kind of a big deal financially

算不算重大的财务问题呢

Yeah.

算

So me and the guys were talking about

我和小伙伴们在讨论

this great investment opportunity...

这个绝佳的投资机会

Nope.

不行

But you didn't hear what it was.

你都不知道是什么呢

I know.

我能猜到

Oh come on.

别这样嘛

Fine. What is it

好吧是什么

It's to help reopen the comic book store.

我们想帮忙重开漫画书店

Nope.

不行

Well hear me out.

听我说完嘛

Howard you know we're saving up for a house.

霍华德你知道我们在存钱买房子

I know but all the guys are doing it.

我知道可大家都会入伙

We're splitting it four ways

一人只需出四分之一

so it's really not that much money.

所以不会花太多钱

It just seems like a risky investment.

这投资感觉风险挺大

I get that. I...

我明白

Okay look...

听我说

The reason this is important is...

我非常想开店的原因是

...before my dad left me and my mom...

在我爸抛弃我和妈妈之前

he used to... take me to the comic book store.

他经常带我去漫画店

It was one of the few things we did together.

这是我们拥有过为数不多的父子时光

Oh. Howie I had no idea.

华仔我不知道这件事

Well I don't... like to talk about it.

我也...不爱对人提这件事

Oh baby.

亲爱的

That story's made up isn't it

这事是你瞎掰的对吗

That's how much buying a comic book store means to me.

为了买下漫画店我豁出去了

I'd like your honest opinion on something.

我希望你能诚实地给我一些意见

Of course.

没问题

Now before I start

在我提问前

I need you to know that I'm very excited about this

你要知道我对此事非常激动

and anything you say

所以你所说的每一句话

that isn't enthusiastically supportive

如果不够掏心掏肺百分百支持

will throw our entire relationship into question.

将会令我们的感情产生问题

So...

所以

keep an open mind.

保持开放的心态

I'm feeling a little backed into a corner Sheldon.

我感觉无路可走唯有附和了谢尔顿

Perfect. Now...

这就对了现在

...I'm considering investing

我在考虑投资

in Stuart's comic book store.

斯图尔特的漫画店

Interesting.

有意思

Can you see how a grown man

你不觉得一个成年男子

an accomplished scientist

而且是颇有成就的科学家

who invests in a store

投资一家

that sells picture books

出售图画书

about flying men in colorful underwear...

主角是穿着色彩斑斓内裤的飞人们

...might be wasting both his financial

也许是浪费他的财务

and intellectual resources

和智力资源吗

No.

不觉得

Then I think it's a terrific idea.

那我觉得这个想法太棒了

Great.

很好

Wait till you hear about our van.

我们面包车的想法更棒哦

Thanks for inviting us over.

谢谢你邀请我们过来

Oh thank you for coming.

感谢你们能来

Uh listen Penny before you start

佩妮你开始之前

I just want to apologize for being so rude

我要先道歉我那天在办公室

the other day in my office.

太没礼貌了

No no. No need to apologize.

不不需要道歉

Excuse me can I say something

打扰下我能说些什么吗

I just love both you guys

我爱你们两个

and I want you to get along.

我希望你们合得来

And when I say "love " I meant as a friend.

我说的"爱" 对你是朋友之爱

And uh way too soon right

咱俩之间说"爱"太快了对吗

Okay sit down. Listen Emily

坐下吧听我说艾米莉

what happened between me and Raj

我和拉杰的事

was a long time ago. It was

-已经是陈年旧事了 -没错

and I may have made it seem like a bigger deal than I should have.

而且我也不该在这件事上小题大作

Yeah and Leonard and I are engaged now

现在莱纳德和我订婚了

and I'm just hoping we can put this whole thing behind us.

我希望这事大家就既往不咎吧

I'd like that too.

我也希望这样

Yeah I thought I'd be okay with it

我本来以为我不会心里不舒服

but then I saw how pretty you are.

但结果看到你这么漂亮

Oh that's so sweet.

你嘴真甜

I mean look at you you are gorgeous.

瞧你这么美

It's true you're both gorgeous.

没错你俩都美呆了

Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both.

把这两朵娇花带上床的男人该有多优秀啊

You get why I've been alone most of my adult life.

你明白为啥我大半辈子都孤单一人了吧

So what brings you by

什么风把你们吹来了

Well I don't need a reason it's my house.

我来这里不需要原因这是我的房子

Technically it's your mom's house but...

确切来说这是你妈妈的房子但是

we certainly want you to feel welcome.

我们还是希望你能觉得自己是受欢迎的

I'm always welcome.

我永远都受欢迎

Mm just... try and call first.

只是下次来之前先打个电话

Okay let's get down to business.

好啦我们说正事吧

Howie was thinking about putting up some money

华仔考虑投资一点钱

to help you reopen the store

帮你重开漫画店

but before that happens I have a few questions.

但在投资前我有些问题要问

I appreciate the offer

我很感谢你的慷慨解囊

but actually your mother already gave me the money.

但你妈妈已经给我钱了

What

什么

Yeah. I told her it was too much

是啊我跟她说这太慷慨了

but she said she was happy to help out her bubala.

但她说能帮她的小乖乖她很开心

Excuse me.

失陪下

Ma you are canceling that check

妈你赶紧取消支票

and Stuart is not your bubala I'm your bubala.

斯图尔特不是你的小乖乖我才是

You can't have more than one bubala

你怎能同时拥有两个小乖乖呢

I don't know who he's talking to.

我不知道他在冲谁嚷嚷

She's at Target buying me shirts.

他妈妈去百货店帮我买T恤了

I'm so glad we could work this all out.

我真开心问题解决了

Yeah me too.

我也是

You know we should have dinner one night with you and Leonard.

你和莱纳德改天晚上和我们一起吃饭吧

Oh we would love that.

我们太乐意了

Great

太棒了

Okay good night guys. All right night.

-晚安了两位 -好的晚安

Bye.

拜

I hate her. I hate her.

-我讨厌她 -我讨厌她

I'm really disappointed we're not gonna have

我真的很失望我们不能开一家

our own comic book store. I know.

-自己的漫画书店 -是啊

I was looking forward to it.

我本来满心期待

It would've been so nice to have a place that was ours

能开一家自己的漫画书店多好啊

where we could just sit and read comics in peace.

我们可以安静地坐着在里面看漫画书

With comfy seats.

有舒服的座位

And snacks.

还有零食

Well I guess it was too good to be true.

唉哪有这么好的事啊

Yeah.

没错

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