生活大爆炸-S07E01_生活大爆炸

S01

Sheldon it's not a great time

谢尔顿现在打来真不是时候

What do you want

你有啥事

Hello to you too.

我也跟你"问声好"啊

I'm sorry but this is important.

抱歉但这事很重要

What is it

什么事

《回到未来》是一个美国科幻电影系列共有三部

Back to the Future II was

《回到未来》第二部光盘被放到

in the Back to the Future III case...

《回到未来》第三部的盒子里了

and Back to the Future III was get this

而《回到未来》第三部你猜怎么着

in the Back to the Future II case.

被放在了第二部的盒子里了

所以呢

So did you do that

所以是你干的吗

or am I in the house with an intruder

还是我住的房子里有个入侵者

Sheldon I got to go inside.

谢尔顿我要先进船舱了

It's getting rough out here.

外头风浪太大了

You're dodging the question

你在闪避问题

I knew it was you.

我就知道是你干的

What was that

那是什么声音

What was what

什么什么声音

This isn't a very good connection

信号不是太好

but it sounded like someone just released a kraken.

但感觉像海怪被释放出来了

Okay I'm hanging up now.

好了我要挂电话了

You know there's no such thing as a...

你知道世界上没有海...

No...

别啊

Penny... Penny...

佩妮佩妮

Penny...

佩妮

What's the matter

怎么了

Um... well I was worried

我刚刚有点担心

that you might be missing Leonard.

你会很想念莱纳德

And that might be causing you to have bad dreams

然后会害你做恶梦

like the kind you'd get if you watched

就是那种睡前看了

Clash of the Titans right before you went to bed.

《诸神之战》之类的电影会做的恶梦

电影《诸神之战》中就有释放海怪的情节

Sweetie did you have a bad dream

亲爱的是不是你做恶梦了啦

To be honest I did.

老实说是的

Back to the Future II was

《回到未来》第二部光盘

in the Back to the Future III case.

被放进第三部的盒子里

Leonard did it.

莱纳德干的

Good night.

晚安

No wait.

等等

Perhaps I should sleep here

我是不是应该睡在这边

so you don't miss Leonard as much

这样你不会太想念莱纳德

uh 'cause you're being kind of a baby about it.

因为你现在就跟小孩一样楚楚可怜

You know what That would make me feel better.

好好好你待着会让我舒服很多

Thank you. You're welcome.

-谢谢你啊 -不用客气

Good night.

晚安

第七季第一集

生活大爆炸

I think you'd be pleased to hear

你应该会很高兴听到这事

that this morning in the parking garage

今早我在停车场时

I saw this oil stain on the ground

看到地上有一滩汽油渍

that was shaped just like my ex girlfriend Lucy

形状就跟我前女友露西一模一样

and I didn't get upset at all.

但我心情完全没受影响

I'm proud of you.

我为你感到骄傲

Well you should be 'cause she was looking good.

应该的她看起来真是美爆了

Dear Lord You're an astronomer.

我的老天爷啊你是个天文学家

Although you may have earthly woes

虽然你也有着人世间的烦恼

get your mind back on the stars.

但你的脑子得想着天上繁星啊

Gee even the lowly dung beetle

就连低等生物屎壳郎

chooses to plot its course by using the Milky Way.

推粪的路线都是以银河繁星作为指引

Is that true

真的吗

Everything I say is true.

我说的一切都是真的

Now of course the dung beetle also enjoys

当然啦屎壳郎也喜欢

eating feces living in feces

食粪住粪里

and making little balls out of feces.

然后把粪便做成球

So pick and choose

自己选择

which aspects of its lifestyle you want to embrace.

要学习它生活中的哪些部分吧

Come on you can talk to girls now.

你现在都能正常跟女人说话了

It shouldn't be hard for you to meet someone new.

再认识个新妞不难吧

How can I meet someone new

我怎么认识啊

when everywhere I look I see Lucy's face

我现在看哪都能联想到露西的脸

Tell me you don't see her smile

你看这个鸡肉派的外皮

in the crust of this chicken pot pie.

你能否认没看到她那笑容吗

Oh will you stop it

不许再犯傻了

Now listen to me.

听好了

There's a welcome party for incoming post docs tonight.

今天晚上有一场博士后新生欢迎会

Go to it and meet someone

去参加然后认识个

who isn't made of grease or pie.

不是油渍或派做成的妹子

You think you're so cool because your wife is a person

怎么你老婆是真人你就觉得自己牛逼啦

Look

其实呢

Bernie's at a neuroscience conference with Amy

妮妮与艾米去参加神经科学大会了

I'll go with you.

我陪你去吧

You would do that for me Of course.

-你愿意为我这么牺牲吗 -当然

You're my friend.

你是我朋友

I want you to be happy.

我也想你开心起来

Thanks. Oh Sheldon

-谢了 -谢尔顿

since Amy's out of town would you like to join us

既然艾米也不在你要一起来吗

I want you to be happy too

我也想你开心

but not enough to do anything about it.

但还没想到愿意付出实际行动

Howie stop.

华仔别闹了

I can't talk like that.

我不能说那种"话"

Amy's right here.

艾米在旁边呢

Sheldon stop. For the last time

谢尔顿别闹了我最后一次保证

I will not bring home bed bugs.

我不会带着床虱回去的

The hotel's nice.

酒店很好

There's a pool a gym

有泳池健身房

the bar looks like fun.

酒吧感觉也挺好玩的

Because I looked in the bed and there are no bugs.

因为我检查过床了没有床虱

Aw I love you too.

我也爱你

If I don't talk to you before you go to sleep

如果你睡前没跟你说到话

I'll meet you in dreamland.

那我们就梦乡里相会吧

Good night.

晚安

No I will not consider sleeping in my garment bag.

不我不会考虑套着衣服保护套睡的

Penny did you ever wonder how Starfleet captains...

佩妮你好奇过星际舰队战舰指挥官们...

No.

没有

Well now that I've piqued your interest

现在我已经激起了你的兴致

welcome to the exciting world of 3D chess.

欢迎来到刺激的3D象棋世界吧

Why don't you just admit

你为什么不老实说

you only want to play this game

你想玩这个游戏

because you always play it with Leonard

是因为你以前老跟莱纳德玩

and you miss him

你很想念他

You overestimate his significance in my life.

你太高估了他对我生活的重要性

Do I miss how he makes a face

我会想念他用糖浆

on my toaster waffle with syrup

在我的松饼上画张脸吗

No.

不会

Do I miss the way

我会想念

he fixes the zipper on my jacket when it gets stuck

他把我卡住的夹克拉链修好的方式吗

I don't think so.

我想不会

Do I miss how we say "good night"

我会想念我们

to each other through the walls of our bedroom

隔着卧室墙用莫尔斯电报密码

using Morse code

互道晚安的夜晚吗

Okay I get it I get it.

好了我懂了我懂了

You are an emotionless robot.

你是个没有感情的机器人

Well I try.

我尽量保持了

All right let's just get this stupid game over with.

好啦赶紧把这破游戏玩完吧

Great. I'll go first. Okay.

-好的我先走 -行

By the way how are you with zippers

对了你懂拉链吗

Why

怎么了

Well I really need to go to the bathroom

我真的得去上厕所了

and this one's gone all cattywampus.

可是这个拉链要整死我了

Wow your work on jellyfish neural nets

你的水母神经网络研究

sounds so interesting.

听起来蛮有意思的

It is.

的确

You can download my paper off the university server.

你可以在学校伺服器上下到我的研究报告

I will. You can download my paper

会的你也可以在学校伺服器上

on the Van Allen Belts from the university server as well.

下到我的范艾伦辐射带研究报告

I will.

会的

All right.

好的

How'd it go

怎么样了

Well if you like dry factual statements

如果你喜欢无趣与论述事实

interspersed with painful moments of silence

外加各种蛋疼的无语时分的交谈

it was bananas.

那就绝对是爽歪歪了

Check it out.

看那边

Mrs. Davis from Human Resources is here.

人力资源部的戴维斯女士也在

She's probably on the lookout for sexual harassment.

估计是来盯着有没有性骚扰案件的

Oh great.

漂亮

There go my chances of being sexually harassed.

这下我被人性骚扰的机会也飞了

I heard her husband left her for a hot young undergrad.

听说她老公泡了性感年轻女大生甩了她

That's so much better than the old ugly ones.

的确是比那个老丑货好超多啊

Mr. Wolowitz

沃罗威茨先生

Dr. Koothrappali.

库萨帕里博士

Mrs. Davis nice to see you.

戴维斯女士你也好

You know I recently read a fascinating article

我最近刚阅读了一篇有关企鹅中

on infidelity among penguins.

也有雄性出轨情况的文章

Okay.

好的

So if the fact that your husband left you

所以你老公离开你的这事

makes you feel unattractive just remember

可能让你觉得自己年老色衰但请想想

penguins get cheated on and they're adorable.

连企鹅这么超可爱还会被雄性骗呢

It was better when you couldn't talk to women.

我宁愿你不能跟女人说话

I was thinking of going to the lecture

我打算去听听那场

on posterior cingulate cortex lesions

后扣带回皮质损伤

in the formation of autobiographical memory.

对自传体记忆的形成课程

Oh brain lesions are fascinating.

大脑损伤是很有意思啊

Unless they're yours then they're a drag.

但如果是你的脑子那就倒霉了

To the advancement of science.

敬科学进步一杯

And to the sick and dying who make it possible.

也敬成就了这些的病人和死人

This is fun we never really get to talk shop

这真不错佩妮在的时候

with Penny around.

我们从没机会谈正事

We usually just end up talking about boys.

到最后都是在谈男人的事

Which is fine but it's nice to mix it up

是也没关系啦但偶尔能聊点

with a little intellectual conversation.

高智商的东西也不错

From the two gentlemen at the bar.

吧台边的两位男士请的

Oh my gosh boys bought us drinks

天啊有男生请我们喝酒

Boys bought us drinks

男生请我们喝酒

Thank you thank you thank you so much.

谢谢谢谢太谢谢了

Be cool. You be cool

-冷静 -冷静什么

Guys are hitting on us and not just to get to Penny.

他们不是为了泡佩妮才来泡我们的呢

You're right.

你说的有道理

Thank you.

谢谢啊

Bad move.

坏棋啊

Really Why

真的吗为什么

My queen can now take your rook from below.

我的王后可以从下面吃掉你的车

So that means I lose right

也就表示我输了对吧

It's over

结束啦

If I make this move...

如果我下这步才会

but I won't because we're having too much fun.

但我不会因为我们玩得正开心呢

Okay let's take a break.

好吧先休息一下

We're all out of alcohol.

我们家没酒了

I wasn't going to get alcohol.

我不是要去拿酒好吗

Gosh I wonder what Leonard's doing right now.

天啊我好想知道莱纳德现在在干嘛

I miss him so much.

我好想他

Well if you'd like

你要是想

we could call him.

我们可以打给他啊

I I mean that you could call him.

我是说你可以打给他

As I've explained

我已经说过

the absence of my friends does not cause me pain.

我的朋友不在对我完全没影响

As rock and roll bad boy Paul Simon once said

就如同摇滚坏男孩保罗·西蒙唱过的

曾荣获多次格莱美奖的老牌美国歌手

"I am a rock.

"我是一颗石头

I am an I I I island."

我是一座孤岛"

I'm calling him.

我打给他吧

Oh goodie Put him on speakerphone

太棒了记得开免提啊

Excuse me ladies

女士们抱歉

but my pants are buzzing.

我的裤子在震动

North Sea how can I "Kelp" You

北海有何能为你海带[音似效劳]

Leonard

莱纳德

Penny

佩妮

Hey it's Penny.

是佩妮

Everybody say hi to Penny.

大家跟佩妮问声好吧

Hi Penny

你好佩妮

Wow it sounds like you're having a good time.

听起来你玩得挺开心的嘛

Best time of my life

这辈子最爽的时刻了

Isn't it 5 30 in the morning there

现在不是你们那边的凌晨五点半吗

Is it

是吗

Hey everybody it's 5 30 in the morning

各位现在都凌晨五点半啦

okay well we were just calling you

我们打给你

because we were missing you.

是因为我们想你了

Iceberg Uh oh hang on.

-冰山 -等一下

Are you in danger

你们是不是遇到危险了

No it's a drinking game.

不是啦是喝酒游戏

Whenever we see an iceberg we take a shot

每次我们看见冰山的时候都会干一杯

Berg Berg

冰山冰山

Berg Berg Berg Berg

冰山冰山冰山冰山

Leonard Leonard

莱纳德莱纳德

I cannot believe we were missing that jerk.

真不敢相信我们居然想念那个混蛋

You were.

是你而已

So what happened How'd it go

什么情况进展如何

It's fine. I thanked them again

很好我再次感谢他们

and let them know we're not available.

并告诉他们我们名花有主了

So I can drink this without having

那就是说我不用为了这杯酒

to give up the goodies

牺牲色相吗

Yes it's all cool.

对你就喝吧

Although if you wanted to talk to one of them

不过如果你想跟他们说话

no one would blame you.

也没人会怪你的

And why would no one blame me

为什么没人会怪我

I don't know what I'm saying.

我只是在随便乱说而已

Well it sounds like you're saying

貌似你是在说

that I could do better than Sheldon.

我可以找一个比谢尔顿更好的男友

Boy these drinks are strong

天啊这杯酒真够劲儿啊

Hoo mama I'm gonna be hug in the toilet tonight

妈呀我今晚估计得抱着马桶吐了

No tell me

告诉我

I want to know what you meant by that.

我想知道你那句话到底是什么意思

I just meant that you're not married

我只是说你还没结婚

and your boyfriend's kind of...

而且你的男朋友有点...

Sheldon.

"谢尔顿"

And your husband is extremely Howard.

你的老公还很"霍华德"那型呢

What's your point

你是啥意思呢

Sorry. I have no point.

抱歉我没没啥意思

That was a stupid thing to say.

刚才是我犯傻乱说话了

Can we please just go back to having a nice time

我们能不能既往不咎回归原样呢

We could but unfortunately my brain is lesion free

本来是可以但遗憾的是

and I remember that rotten thing

我的脑子没病

you just said about my sweet baboo.

清楚的记得你说我小宝贝的坏话呢

Come on. I apologize.

别这样嘛我道歉

Can we please just let it go

能不能别追究了

Sure. Thanks.

-好吧 -谢谢

Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.

你老公是个怪胎他的衣着超级可笑

I can't believe it

真是气死我了

All this time I've been doing nothing

这段时间我茶不思饭不想

but sit around and miss that guy.

就光想着那个混蛋了

And you know what the worst part is

你知道最糟糕的是什么吗

That you're having to process

你得在没有伏特加酒的情况下

your emotional pain without vodka

处理你痛苦的情绪

No.

才不是呢

Yes.

好啦被你说中了

But you know what the second worst part is

但你知道第二糟糕的是什么吗

He does not miss me at all.

他一点都不想我

Allow me to comfort you.

让我来安慰你吧

At least you've got your health.

至少你现在健康地活着

Really Tha That's it That's comforting

不是吧就这样这也叫安慰人呀

Um uh in a hundred years

一百年以后

you'll both be dead and it won't matter

你俩都会死这事不就无所谓了吗

No Come on

去死吧拜托

You're supposed to say "Of course he misses you.

你应该说 "他当然想你啦"

The only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain."

"他是在用狂欢来掩盖内心的忧伤"

Oh no I don't think that's true at all.

不我一点都不这么觉得

This is ridiculous.

这也太荒谬了

Why am I upset just because he's off having a good time

为什么我会因为他过得开心而郁闷呀

Well... perhaps you're obsessively picturing him

可能你像疯子一样想象着

engaged in drunken coitus with another woman.

他跟另外一个女人酒后乱性

Is that it Did I get it right

是这样吗被我说中了吗

Okay tha that's great.

好吧谢谢你

You can stop trying to make me feel better now.

你可以不用再安慰我了

Actually I can't.

但是不行

Before Leonard left

莱纳德走之前

he made me promise that I'd take care of you.

他让我答应他一定要好好照顾你

He did Yes.

-真的吗 -真的

Oh that's really sweet.

真是太贴心了

Plus if I do a good job

而且如果我做得好的话

he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap.

他说回来时会送我一顶水手帽

Now I miss him even more.

现在我更想念他了

Well if it's any consolation

如果能安慰到你的话

I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment

我保证莱纳德离开你温暖的怀抱

he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.

和诱人的嘴唇的每一秒都饱受煎熬

Thanks.

谢谢你

Oh seriously

你还真信呀

Uh excuse me Mrs. Davis

打扰了戴维斯女士

What

干嘛

I'd like to apologize for being insensitive.

抱歉我在你面前哪壶不开提哪壶

And for possibly making penguins seem like jerks

还把胸企鹅说得全都是混蛋一样

'cause 99% of them are stand up guys.

因为他们百分之99都是好男人

Forget about it.

算了吧

You know you you and I

其实我和你

you and I have a lot in common.

咱俩有很多共同之处

Is that right

是吗

Oh yes I I too

是呀我也是

am in the throes of heartbreak.

在经历心碎的痛苦

Okay fine I'll tell you about it.

好吧我把来龙去脉告诉你

Here is a hot beverage to comfort you.

这杯热饮是安慰你的

It's in a to go cup.

用的是外带的杯子

Make of that what you will.

里面装的是"赶紧走"的饮料

Come on. It's still early.

拜托现在还早呢

Let's do something.

我们来干点什么吧

Well I have been toying around with an idea for 4 D chess.

我一直在试图创造怎么玩4D象棋呢

How about we just talk

不如我们来聊聊吧

All right.

好吧

In 4 D chess... No.

-在4D象棋... -不谈这个

Come on let's talk about our lives.

来嘛我们来聊聊彼此的生活

Tell me something about you I don't know.

告诉我你一些我不知道的事情

I own nine pairs of pants.

我有九条裤子

Okay that that's a good start

好吧这算一个良好的开端

but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal.

但我想知道点更私密的事情

I see.

我懂了

I own nine pairs of underpants.

我有九条内裤

How about I go first

不如我先说吧

But I don't want to know how many underpants you own.

可我不想知道你有多少条内裤

Although based on the floor of your bedroom

但从你卧室的地上看起来

I'd say it's a thousand.

我猜有上千条吧

Okay look here's something people do not know about me.

好吧有件事是我不为人知的秘密

When I first moved out to L.A.

我刚搬来洛杉矶的时候

I did a topless scene in a low budget horror movie

我在一个讲述杀手人猿的

about a killer gorilla.

低成本恐怖电影里裸上身

After I did it I felt so ashamed.

在那之后我觉得很羞愧

Thankfully that thing never came out.

但谢天谢地那电影从没上映

I've seen that.

我看过

Yeah. Serial Apeist.

真的《杀人恶猿》

Howard found it online the day we met you.

在我们遇见你那天霍华德就在网上发现了

Oh God...

天啊

And it was literally the moment you walked out the door.

确切来说是在你走出我们这扇门之后

But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for.

但我了解你想知道的是多私密的事情

Okay here's one I thought I'd take to the grave.

好吧有个秘密我本来想带进棺材的

A while back

不久前

YouTube changed its user interface

YouTube网站更改了用户界面

from a star based rating system

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I tell people I'm okay with it

我告诉人们我无所谓

but I'm really not.

但其实我很介意

That's your big revelation

这就是你的大秘密吗

Yes.

是的

I feel ten pounds lighter.

让我顿时如释重负呀

Okay you know what

好吧算了

I give up.

我放弃了

I'm going to bed.

我回去睡觉了

Here's something else you don't know about me

还有一件事你不知道

you just hurt my feelings.

你刚伤害了我的感情

What did I do

我刚做什么了

I opened up and shared something

我对你敞开心扉分享秘密

deeply upsetting to me

让我最郁闷不已的秘密

and you treated it as if it were nothing.

而你却表现得好像不是什么大事

I I didn't think it was a big deal.

我是不觉得这是大事

It is to me that's the point.

但对我来说是这就是重点

Sheldon you are right.

谢尔顿你说得对

I'm really sorry.

真的很不对不起

I should've known better.

我不该那么做

Your apology is accepted.

我接受你的道歉

Thank you.

谢谢

How about a hug

那来抱一个吧

How about a hearty handshake Come on.

-还是真诚地握个手算了 -抱一个嘛

Now I know how you felt getting mauled

现在我知道你当时

by that sex crazed gorilla.

被性致勃勃大猩猩袭击的感觉了

Good night.

晚安

It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.

今晚有陌生人请咱们喝酒真是受宠若惊呀

Yeah that felt nice.

对呀感觉真好

Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants

或许明天我们应该穿上性感点的裤子

and see if we can score us some free omelets.

看看会不会有人请咱们吃煎蛋饼

So hypothetically if if we were to have gone with them

假设如果我们当时跟他们一起走

which one would you have picked

你会选择跟哪个走

I think I would have gone with

我觉得我会选

the short one with the goofy haircut.

那个发型可笑的矮子

Oh good 'cause I liked the tall thin one.

正好因为我喜欢又高又瘦那个

He seemed intelligent kind of a loner

他看起来很聪明有些孤傲

maybe a little sexually inexperienced

或许缺乏性经验

like I'd have to teach him a thing or two.

可以让我好好给他上一两节课

Not my guy.

我那个不是这样

I caught him staring at my rack.

我发现他盯着我的胸部看

It'd be nice to be with a man

有人想知道我羊毛衫下

who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan.

藏着什么的感觉真好

FYI it's another cardigan.

对了是另一件羊毛衫哦

Your short sexed up guy kind of sounds like Howard.

你那个色鬼矮子听起来像霍华德

Your brainy virgin kind of sounds like Sheldon.

你那个聪明的处男听起来像谢尔顿

Good night. Night.

-晚安 -晚安

All right Dr. Koothrappali

好了库萨帕里博士

it's been nice talking to you

跟你聊得很开心

but I need to go home and relieve my babysitter.

但我得回家让我保姆下班了

Yeah I can relate to being a single parent.

当然我也懂当单亲父母的感受

I have a dog.

我有一只狗

Yeah it's exactly the same thing.

是呀这两者是"一样"的啊

Good night.

晚安

Mrs. Davis...

戴维斯女士

I uh I must confess

我必须坦白

I came here tonight in a futile attempt

我今晚来这里是抱着失败的心

to pick up some lonely postdoc

企图勾搭上某个寂寞的博士后

but instead I got to connect with you at a human level.

但我却意外跟你进行了人类层面的交流

That's a much better evening.

比我想象的夜晚好多了

You're a lovely person.

你是个很棒的人

Are you hitting on me

你是在试图勾搭我吗

No no no that would be crazy

不不那样太扯了

I mean if I were hitting on you you'd know it

如果我是在勾搭你你会知道

'cause you'd feel uncomfortable and a little sad for me.

因为你会觉得不舒服还会为我感到悲哀

You're sweet.

你人真好

Good night Dr. Koothrappali.

晚安库萨帕里博士

Good night.

晚安

Looks like she accepted your apology.

看起来她接受了你的道歉

And then some.

不止呢

I think we had a moment.

我觉得我们有擦出火花

Oh please you did not have a moment.

拜托你们才没有擦出火花

Who died and made you king of moments

谁死后把火花鉴定王之位传给你了吗

Okay fine. Let's say there was a moment.

好吧就算你们有擦出火花

There was. There wasn't.

-明明有 -明明没有

But... But even if there was

即使就算真的有

what are you gonna do about it

你还想干嘛

I will slowly seduce her

我会慢慢勾引她

until she falls helpless into my bed

直到她无法抗拒上我的床

hungry for the pleasure only I can give her.

渴求只有我能给她的欢愉

So nothing. No not a thing.

-所以就是没啥 -对没啥

I'm so glad the police finally caught

我真高兴警察终于

that psychotic genetically engineered ape.

把那只基因突变的疯狂人猿抓住了

That is my girlfriend I swear to God

我对天发誓那就是我的女朋友

Leonard Leonard Leonard Leonard

莱纳德莱纳德好样的

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