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Have
you
guys
seen
this
feature
你们知道有个新功能
that
lets
you
talk
to
Siri
without
pressing
any
buttons
可以跟Siri对话不用按按钮吗
No.
How
does
it
work
不知道 怎么操作
You
just
say
uh
"Hey
Siri
what
time
is
it
"
你就说 "Siri 现在几点"
The
time
is
6
37
P.M.
现在是下午6点37
So
now
anyone
can
control
your
phone
所以现在谁都可以控制你的手机吗
Hey
Siri
show
me
pictures
of
naked
grandma
butts.
Siri 找老奶奶的光屁屁图给我看
Nice
try.
想得美
It
only
recognizes
my
voice.
它只会听从我的声音指示
Oh.
Cool.
厉害
Hey
Siri
show
me
pictures
of
naked
grandma
butts.
Siri 早老莱莱的框屁屁图给窝砍
I
don't
sound
like
that.
我的声音才不是那样
Here
are
some
images
of
naked
grandma
butts.
这些是老奶奶的光屁屁图
Hey.
Good
news
everybody.
好消息 各位
Now
that
I'm
no
longer
with
Amy
鉴于我跟艾米已经分手了
I
have
an
extra
ticket
to
the
annual
Thanksgiving
lunch
buffet
我有多一张水族馆餐厅的
at
the
aquarium
cafeteria.
Who
wants
it
年度感恩节自助午餐票 谁想要啊
Well
you
realize
you
won't
be
going
alone
你们知道不是自己去吧
I'll
be
there
the
whole
time.
我会全程陪伴
Providing
fish
and
pilgrim
facts.
并提供各种鱼类与移民的小知识哦
Can
you
people
hear
me
你们听得到我说话吗
Well
we're
having
everyone
over.
我们邀请了大家来聚餐
Yeah
Leonard
and
I
are
gonna
be
cooking
all
day.
所以我跟莱纳德那天都得在家做饭
Otherwise
we'd
love
to.
不然我们肯定超想去
But
we
can't.
可实在没办法
Yeah
poor
us.
我们运气太不好了
And
Raj
and
I
are
volunteering
at
the
soup
kitchen
我跟拉杰要去粥棚当自愿者
feeding
food
to
the
homeless.
给无家可归的人发食物
Well
Howard
what
about
you
霍华德 那你呢
Oh...I
can't.
我去不了
I'm
going
to
the
soup
kitchen
too.
我也要跟去粥棚当自愿者
You
said
that
sounded
like
the
worst
thing
ever.
你明明说这是史上最烂的活动
If
you
can't
support
me
when
I'm
lying
如果我撒谎时你不挺我
why
are
we
married
那我们结婚干嘛
生
活
大
爆
炸
第九季 第九集
Hi
Sheldon.
What's
up
谢尔顿 有什么事吗
Well
I'm
calling
because
Thanksgiving
is
coming
up
我打来是因为感恩节马上要到了
and
I
wanted
to
offer
you
the
aquarium
tickets.
我想送你水族馆的票
No
one
can
go
with
you
没人可以陪你去吗
No.
They'd
rather
spend
the
holiday
with
each
other
没有 他们宁愿聚在一起过节
than
find
out
if
this
is
the
year
I
finally
touch
a
starfish.
也不想知道今年我会不会终于敢摸海星
Anyway
I
wouldn't
want
the
tickets
to
go
to
waste
我不想票就这么浪费了
so
take
whomever
you'd
like.
所以你想带谁去就带谁去吧
Okay.
Thank
you.
好吧 谢谢
And
feel
free
to
tell
your
guest
that
我不介意你跟你的伴说
the
Myanmar
catfish
is
also
known
as
the
pilgrim
fish.
缅甸鲶鱼又称移民鱼这个小知识
In
case
the
turkey's
dry
以防到时火鸡肉太干
and
you
need
something
juicy.
而你需要多汁有料的知识救场
Sheldon...
I
can
tell
you
want
to
go
谢尔顿 我看得出来你很想去
so
if
you'd
be
comfortable
with
it
所以如果你不介意的话
maybe
we
could
go
as
friends.
我们能以朋友身份一起去啊
You
don't
think
that
will
be
awkward
你不会觉得这很尴尬吗
Well...
it
is
Thanksgiving
in
an
aquarium
cafeteria
感恩节在水族馆饭堂里吃饭
so
I'm
gonna
go
out
on
a
limb
here
and
say
yes.
我猜应该是会挺尴尬吧
But
if
you
mean
between
us...
但如果你是说我俩之间
I
think
it'll
be
fine.
我不觉得会尴尬
Very
well
then.
那行
I'll
see
you
on
Thanksgiving
morning.
感恩节早上见吧
See
you
then.
到时见
Oh
and
forget
what
I
said
about
the
Myanmar
catfish.
先忘了我刚说的缅甸鲶鱼小知识吧
My
list
of
marine
themed
pilgrim
facts
is
pretty
short.
我的海洋主题移民小知识列表还挺短的
Did
you
know
they
served
shellfish
and
eel
你知道史上第一次过感恩节的时候
at
the
very
first
Thanksgiving
上桌的菜还有贝类跟鳗鱼吗
And
there
goes
my
list.
小知识列表到此完毕了
So
how
does
this
work
所以这是怎么个运作方式
The
soup
kitchen
manager
assigns
the
jobs
粥棚经理会给我们分配工作
and
the
shifts
are
six
hours.
一个班次是六小时
Six
hours
要六小时啊
Oh
God
I
don't
want
to
complain
for
that
long.
天啊 人家不想哇哇叫这么长时间啊
Do
you
ever
do
anything
for
anyone
else
你这辈子有为别人付出过吗
I
happen
to
be
a
giving
and
generous
lover.
小爷恰好是一位乐于"奉献"的爱人
Are
you
and
I
close
enough
for
me
to
say
that's
creepy
我跟你的关系好到可以说他很变态了吗
We
are
and
I
believe
the
word
you're
looking
for
is...
yech
可以 而且我觉得你想说的字眼应该是"恶"
Uh
can
I
help
you
有什么能帮忙的吗
Hi.
We'd
like
to
volunteer.
你好 我们想来当自愿者
Oh
I
appreciate
you
guys
coming
down
很谢谢你们特地跑一趟过来
but
we
already
have
enough
people.
但我们已经够人手了
Any
other
day
please
come
back.
平常任何时候 欢迎你们来
Oh.
Okay.
好吧
Wipe
that
smug
smile
off
your
face.
收起你脸上欠扁的笑容
Maybe
I'm
happy
that
so
many
people
turned
up
我只是因为听到很多人来帮助不幸的人们
to
help
the
less
fortunate.
心中乐开了花而已啊
Are
you
and
I
close
enough
for
me
to
say...
我跟你的关系好到可以说他...
That
he's
an
ass
He
beat
you
to
it.
是个贱人吗 他已经抢先证明了
I
was
wrong.
A
large
group
had
to
cancel.
我说错了 有一大批人来不了了
Oh
great.
We'd
love
to
help.
太好了 我们很乐意帮忙
Wipe
that
smug
smile
off
your
face.
收起你脸上欠扁的笑容
I
can't
臣妾做不到啊
Look
at
us
看看我们俩
Our
first
Thanksgiving
as
husband
and
wife.
我俩第一次以夫妻身份过感恩节
I
know.
对啊
I
feel
so
grown
up.
感觉自己是个大人
Sweetie
you
are
grown
up.
亲爱的 你本来就是大人
Really
真的吗
How
many
grown
ups
do
you
know
有多少大人
who
have
Mr.
Spock
oven
mitts
拥有史波克的烤箱手套呢
Hey
the
recipes
are
on
my
iPad.
菜谱在我的iPad里
Will
you
pull
'em
up
Yep.
-帮我点开 -好
What's
the
code
My
birthday.
-锁屏密码 -我的生日
It's
not
working.
不对啊
It's
just
the
four
digits
month
and
day.
就四位数字而已 月份加日期
Nope.
不对啊
Let
me
see.
我看看
Yeah
there.
可以啊
What
number
were
you
putting
in
你输入的数字是多少
You
don't
know
my
birthday
do
you
你不知道我生日 对吧
Yes
I
do.
我当然知道
Well
what
is
it
那你说说
May.
5月
May
what
5月几号
I'm
not
gonna
say
your
password
out
loud.
大庭广众之下我怎么可以说出来
That
is
not
secure.
太不安全了
You
don't
know
your
own
husband's
birthday.
你居然不知道你老公的生日
Well...you
don't
know
everything
about
me.
你也不知道我的所有事情啊
Your
birthday
is
December
2
你的生日是12月2号
you
grew
up
on
Perkins
Street
你小时候的家在珀金斯街上
the
last
four
digits
of
your
social
are
你的社保号码尾四位数是
7
6
2
1
7-6-2-1,
and
the
odds
of
me
letting
you
forget
this
are
zero.
想让我放过你不提这件事的几率是0
Oh
look
at
us.
快瞧我们俩
Our
last
Thanksgiving
as
husband
and
wife.
最后一次以夫妻身份过感恩节
Hello.
你好啊
Hi.
你好
Ready
for
the
aquarium
准备好要去水族馆了吗
I
am.
当然
You
know
and
in
an
effort
to
reduce
awkwardness
对了 为了要减少尴尬
as
we
learn
how
to
function
as
friends
我们还得练习以朋友关系相处
I
printed
out
a
list
of
safe
topics
for
polite
conversation.
我特意打了一张不会触碰地雷的聊天话题
If
that
makes
you
more
comfortable.
这样你会好受点的话 那行吧
If
there
were
a
list
of
things
that
make
me
more
comfortable
如果真有"能让我好受的事情"的列表
lists
would
be
on
the
top
of
that
list.
列表上的第一件就会是"列表"
Okay
now...
Oh.
好了 我看看
"Since
last
we
spoke
have
you
acquired
any
pets
"
"我们最后一次交谈后 你有开始养宠物吗"
No.
You
没有 你呢
No.
没有
Um
"Since
last
we
spoke
"我们上次交谈后
have
you
planned
or
gone
on
any
vacations
"
你有计划要去 或已经去哪里度假了吗"
I
might
go
visit
my
aunt
next
week.
我可能下周会去探视我阿姨
Mm.
Your
aunt
in
Modesto
你在莫德斯托市的那个阿姨吗
No
the
one
in
Bakersfield.
不是 是住在贝克斯菲尔德市的那位
Bakersfield.
I
see.
贝克斯菲尔德市 了解
Where
has
this
list
been
all
my
life
这张列表怎么才出现在我的人生中
We're
gonna
have
you
washing
dishes.
你们今天就负责洗碗
Uh
aprons
and
rubber
gloves
are
here
just...
围裙跟橡胶手套在这里 就...
scrape
wash
and
stack.
刷 洗 叠就对了
If
you
need
me
I'll
be
around.
有事就叫我 我会过来
So
we
don't
even
get
to
be
up
front
where
the
action
is
我们连战场前线都去不了吗
What
difference
does
it
make
有什么差别啊
I
don't
know.
I
was
hoping
some
poor
kid
不知道 我还希望会有可怜兮兮的小孩
would
come
up
to
me
and
say
走到我面前跟我说
Please
sir
I
want
some
more.
先生 求求你 再多给我点儿吧
You're
in
a
soup
kitchen
你丫是在粥棚工作
not
a
production
of
Oliver
不是在《雾都孤儿》音乐剧现场
It's
not
like
I'm
expecting
them
to
sing.
我又不指望他们会唱出来
...and
then
the
next
day
was
73
degrees
然后隔天是73度
and
the
day
after
that
was
72
再之后一天是72度
and
then
it
was
72
again...
再往后又是72度
uh
then
it
was
74
再后来是74度
I'd
wear
shorts
if
I
had
a
pair
78.
如果我有短裤我肯定穿的78度[25.5摄氏度]
Are
we
done
discussing
the
weather
我们讨论完天气了吗
I
don't
know
if
I'd
call
it
"discussing".
我觉得我们这称不上"讨论"啊
You
kind
of
sat
back
and
let
me
do
all
the
work.
你就光坐在那 全都是我在论
Let's
see
what's
next
on
the
list.
看看列表上的下一项
Oh
here.
Uh
"Do
you
whittle
来 "你会木雕吗
and
if
so
what
kind
of
knife
do
you..."
如果会 你都是用哪种刀呢"
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
We've
known
each
other
a
long
time.
我们已经认识彼此很多年了
We
are
perfectly
capable
of
having
a
conversation
我们绝对能正常地谈天说地
without
relying
on
a
list
off
the
Internet.
不用靠网上的某张列表
All
right.
好吧
Well
what
should
we
talk
about
那我们应该聊什么
I
don't
know.
Just
ask
me
whatever
comes
to
mind.
不知道 你想到什么就问什么吧
Very
well.
好的
I
know
you've
been
seeing
other
men.
我知道你有跟别的男人约会
Have
you
had
coitus
with
any
of
them
你跟他们之中任何一人交媾过了吗
Man
I
walked
right
into
that
one.
靠 我真是挖坑给自己跳
Next
we
need
a
teaspoon
of
pepper
接下来我们需要一茶匙的胡椒
which
I
believe
was
also
the
name
of
your
childhood
dog.
你小时候养的狗也正好叫胡椒
Fine.
You
think
you
know
so
much.
行 你觉得你知道很多是吧
Who's
my
favorite
Spice
Girl
我最喜欢辣妹组合中哪位辣妹
90年代英国知名女子团体
Baby.
宝贝辣妹
Who's
my
favorite
member
of
NSYNC
"超级男孩"中我最喜欢哪一位
Justin.
贾斯汀
Who's
my
favorite
Backstreet
Boy
那我最喜欢的"后街男孩"成员是
属于竞争关系
这两个在90年代走红的美国男子团体
Nice
try.
NSYNC
forever.
陷阱题 超级男孩一生推
Damn
it
靠
Face
it
you
can't
stump
me
你不服都不行 你碾压不了我
I
am
the
king
of
husbands.
我就是丈夫之王
I
know
that
you
don't
like
the
lingerie
我还知道你不喜欢我情人节
that
I
got
you
on
Valentine's
Day.
送你的那套内衣
I
know
you
hate
the
word
"moist".
I
know...
我还知道你讨厌"湿润"这个词
Hang
on.
等等
Wait
wait.
Why
don't
I
like
the
lingerie
you
got
me
等等 我为什么会不喜欢你送我的内衣
Because
it's
orange
因为它是橘色的
and
you
think
it
makes
you
look
like
a
slutty
carrot.
你觉得自己穿起来时像淫荡的胡萝卜
Interesting.
有意思
I
never
told
you
that.
我从没告诉过你这件事
Sure
you
did.
你当然说过
No.
并没有
I
never
told
anyone
that.
我从没跟任何人说过
But
I
did
write
it
in
my
journal.
但我有写在我的日记里
What
什么
I
didn't
know
you
had
a
journal.
我都不知道你有日记
I
also
know
your
voice
gets
higher
when
you're
lying.
我还知道你撒谎时音调就变高
No
it
doesn't.
人家才没有呢
You
know
this
reminds
me
of
high
school.
这让我想起了我高中时代
You
worked
in
a
restaurant
你在餐厅打工过吗
No
I
was
in
India
it
was
humid
and
smelled
funny.
不 我当时还在印度 又潮味儿又大
All
right
I
think
I'm
getting
into
a
groove
here.
我好像开始进入状态了
This
isn't
so
bad.
其实也不坏嘛
Only
five
hours
and
40
minutes
to
go.
再过5个小时40分钟就结束了
We've
only
been
doing
this
20
minutes
刚才洗这么久了 才过了20分钟吗
You
know
I
read
that
我在哪里读过
washing
dishes
can
be
an
excellent
form
of
meditation.
洗碗也能是一种很好的冥想方式
The
key
is
that
while
washing
the
dishes
重点在于当你在洗碗时
one
should
only
be...
washing
the
dishes.
身心灵该关注于... 洗碗
Just
because
you
have
that
accent
虽然你有那异国东方口音
doesn't
mean
what
you
say
isn't
stupid.
但不代表你说的话听起来就不傻逼
No
seriously.
不 说真的
It's
about
being
present
in
the
moment
重点是活在当下
focusing
on
the
feeling
of
the
warm
water
用心去感受水的温热
the
smell
of
the
detergent
洗洁精的味道
the
sound
of
the
dishes
squeaking
and
following
your
own
breath.
盘子的磨蹭声 跟随自己的呼吸
It's
about...
it's
about
simply
being.
天地之间 活在当下
Okay.
I'll
try
it.
好吧 我试试
I
need
three
people
out
front.
外面需要三个人帮忙
I'll
do
it
我去
Me
Right
here
-我去 -马上来
No
fair
I
was
meditating
不公平 人家刚在冥想呢
Come
on
don't
be
mad.
别生气嘛
It
was
a
long
time
ago
and
it
was
an
accident.
那是很久以前的事了 完全是意外
How
can
reading
my
journal
be
an
accident
偷看我日记怎么会是意外呢
I
didn't
even
know
what
it
was.
我根本不知道那是什么
I
saw
it
on
your
nightstand.
I
picked
it
up.
我看放在床头柜上 就顺手拿起来翻
Well
when
you
realized
what
it
was
why
didn't
you
stop
那你知道是日记后 干嘛还不住手
You
know
me
I'm
a
big
ol'
bookworm.
你也知道我 我是爱阅读的四眼书虫
All
right.
Let's
just
finish
cooking.
算了 赶紧把饭做完吧
Well...
Hey.
O
Okay.
Let
me
make
this
up
to
you.
好啦好啦 让我补偿你吧
Sometimes
I
keep
an
online
journal.
有时我会在网上写日记
I
want
you
to
read
something
that
I
write.
我想让你读我写的东西
Okay
really
I'm
fine.
不用了 我不想读
Okay.
好吧
Well
then
I'll
read
it
to
you.
那我读给你听好了
It's
from
the
day
we
first
met.
这篇是我们第一次见面时写的
"Beauty
thy
name
is
Penny."
Oh
God.
Stop.
-"邻之佳人 名为佩妮" -求闭嘴
I
don't
want
you
to
read
something
you
think'll
just
butter
me
up.
我不想你读一些你自认为恭维我的好话
I
want
to
hear
the
most
recent
thing
you
wrote.
我想听你最新写的日记
Fine.
好
"Penny's
beauty
like
our
love
"佩妮的美 就像我们的爱
grows
more
with
each
passing
day."
一天比一天更甚"
Does
it
really
say
that
上面真的这么写吗
Why
would
I
lie
我干嘛要撒谎
"Omg.
Omg.
"天了噜 天了噜
We're
so
close
to
the
new
Star
Wars.
新的《星球大战》电影即将上映
I
can't
take
it.
我的小心脏要受不了了
Gah."
哇噢"
"Gah"
"哇噢"
Well
you
didn't
read
it
right.
你念的语气不对
The
new
Star
Wars
is
coming.
Gah
新的《星球大战》电影即将上映 哇呼
I'm
sensing
things
have
gotten
awkward.
我感觉到气氛变尴尬了
No.
It's
okay.
不 没关系
If
we're
friends
we
should
be
able
to
talk
about
anything.
如果我们是朋友 我们就该无所不谈
All
right.
好吧
So
you
had
some
questions
about
me
seeing
other
people.
你对我跟其他人约会有一些疑问
Just
a
few.
就几个小问题
Go
ahead.
问吧
How
many
dates
have
you
been
on
你约过几次会
Who
were
they
with
Where'd
you
go
都跟谁约会 都去了哪里
Where
did
you
meet
them
Did
you
sleep
with
them
你在哪里认识他们的 你跟他们睡了吗
And
how
much
longer
to
the
aquarium
还有多久到水族馆
I'm
getting
kind
of
hungry.
我有点饿了
Let's
see.
我们一题一题答
I
have
been
on
six
dates
with
three
different
people.
我一共约会了六次 分别跟三个不同的人
It
was
either
for
coffee
or
dinner.
不是去喝咖啡 就是吃饭
One
I
met
at
a
bookstore
and
two
I
met
online.
一个是在书店认识的 其余两个是在网上
I
haven't
slept
with
anyone.
我没有跟任何一个睡
The
aquarium
is
40
minutes
away.
还有40分钟才能到水族馆
And
there's
a
baggie
of
Cheerios
for
you
我给你准备了麦圈
in
the
glove
compartment.
在杂物箱里
Uh
regular
or
honey
nut
原味的还是蜂蜜坚果味
I
mixed
them.
我把两者混到一起了
You
mixed
them.
你把两者混到一起了
No
wonder
gentleman
callers
are
pounding
down
your
door.
怪不得男人如雪片般飞来
Do
you
have
any
questions
for
me
你有问题要问我吗
Just
one.
就一个
Are
you
doing
okay
你还好吗
I
am.
好啊
Good.
那就好
I
I
want
you
to
be
happy.
我希望你快乐
I
believe
you.
我相信你是
I'd
believe
you
more
if
you
threw
a
few
Apple
Jacks
in
here.
如果你再放点苹果肉桂脆片 就更有说服力了
Here
you
go.
给
Thanks.
谢谢
You
got
to
be
kidding
me.
开什么玩笑
Sorry
什么
Y
You're
Elon
Musk.
你是埃隆·马斯克
环保跑车公司特斯拉Tesla产品设计师
spacex太空探索技术公司首席执行官兼首席技术官
I
am.
正是在下
Wh
What
are
you
doing
here
你在这里干什么
I'm
washing
dishes.
我来刷盘子啊
Well
I
was
on
the
turkey
line
我本来是分火鸡的
but
I
got
demoted
for
being
too
generous
with
the
gravy.
但因为肉汁给太多 被下放来刷盘子了
Oh
man.
I...
老天 我...
What
an
honor
to
meet
you.
见到你很荣幸
I'm
I'm
such
a
fan
of
Tesla
and
SpaceX.
我是特斯拉车和太空探索技术公司的粉丝
以及SolarCity[专门发展家用光伏发电项目的公司]的CEO
他还是Paypal[知名第三方在线支付公司]
All
your
companies.
你所有公司我都爱
Howard
Wolowitz
Caltech.
加州理工的霍华德·沃罗威茨
Nice
to
meet
you
Howard.
很高兴认识你 霍华德
Feels
great
to
come
down
here
and
help
the
less
fortunate
huh
来这里帮助不幸的人 感觉不错吧
Oh
yeah.
是的
Nothing
better
than
helping
people.
助人为乐的感觉最棒了
Which
is
something
I
realized
我意识到这点时
when
I
was
viewing
Earth
是在遥远的外太空
from
the
deck
of
the
International
Space
Station
当时我从国际空间站的甲板上瞭望地球
where
I
spent
two
months
as
a
payload
specialist
我以科学宇航员的身份待了两个月
a
job
I
was
qualified
for
这份工作我完全能胜任
because
I'm
an
MIT
trained
engineer.
因为我是麻省理工培养出来的工程师
And
I
thought
I
ladled
the
gravy
on
thick.
我浇的肉汁得再厚也没你的脸皮厚
Sorry.
It's
just...
抱歉 只是...
you're
you
you
know
你真是太了不起了
And
I
really
want
you
to
adopt
me.
我超希望你能收养我
Well
you're
here
on
Thanksgiving
你在感恩节能出现在这里
so
you're
probably
a
good
person.
所以你应该是个好人
Oh.
I
made
my
wife
come
down
too.
我还让我老婆一起来了呢
You
think
you
might
ever
get
back
out
to
space
你觉得你会再次回到外太空吗
Is
that
a
job
offer
'Cause
I
really
want
to
go
to
Mars.
这是工作邀请吗 因为我真的很想去火星
Assuming
I
can
bring
my
wife.
前提是能带上我老婆
She
hardly
takes
up
any
room.
她完全不占地方
She's
basically
a
carry
on.
基本就手提行李大小
Well
we're
not
quite
there
yet
我们现在还没到那步
but
we're
always
looking
for
engineers.
但我们一直在寻找工程师
So
let
me
give
you
my
e
mail.
We
can
stay
in
touch.
我把邮箱告诉你 我们保持联系
Thank
you.
谢谢
Oh
look.
瞧
Someone
hardly
touched
their
pumpkin
pie.
有人的南瓜派几乎没怎么吃
Want
to
share
it
with
me
你想跟我一起吃吗
A
a
partially
eaten
piece
of
pumpkin
pie
跟埃隆·马斯克在收容所
from
a
homeless
shelter
一起分享
With
Elon
Musk
you
bet
I
do
被吃过的南瓜派 我当然愿意
You
know
for
a
Thanksgiving
buffet
以一个在水族馆餐厅里的
in
an
aquarium
cafeteria
that
was
really
bad.
感恩节自助餐来说 刚才那顿也太差了
You're
just
upset
'cause
they
ran
out
of
Pilgrim
hats.
你就是在气他们移民帽发完了
They
gave
one
to
that
baby.
He
wasn't
even
awake.
他们还发给那孩子一顶 他在睡觉要来干嘛
Well
it
wouldn't
be
a
holiday
without
you
being
mad
at
a
baby.
逢年过节怎么少得了你跟孩子上火生气呢
Would
you
care
to
play
an
ocean
themed
game
I
invented
想不想跟我玩一个我发明的海洋主题游戏
Sure.
What
is
it
当然 什么游戏
It's
called
Food
Friend
Fight.
游戏叫作"食物 朋友 战斗"
One
of
us
chooses
three
aquatic
creatures
我们中一人选出三种水生生物
and
the
other
one
must
decide
which
he
would
eat
然后另一人必须决定分别把什么当食物
befriend
or
battle.
做朋友 还是与之战斗
So
it's
like
Kiss
Marry
Kill.
就像"接吻 结婚 杀掉"
What
is
that
那是什么东西
It's
a
game
where
you're
given
three
people
那是一个游戏 一方说出三个人
and
you
choose
which
one
you'd
kiss
marry
or
kill.
另一方选择要跟谁接吻 结婚 杀掉
Well
my
game
is
better
'cause
instead
of
marrying
someone
我的游戏更好 不用跟人结婚
you
get
to
eat
them.
还可以吃掉他们
Let's
just
play.
我们开始玩吧
I'll
start
you
off
easy.
开始来点简单的
Electric
eel
pufferfish
shrimp.
电鳗 河豚 虾
Well
I
wouldn't
fight
the
eel
我不会跟电鳗战斗
because
I
know
it
can
generate
enough
current
to
kill
a
horse.
因为我知道它产出的电流可以电死一匹马
So
I'd
eat
the
eel
所以我吃掉电鳗
fight
the
shrimp
与虾战斗
and
befriend
the
pufferfish
然后与河豚交友
because
it
would
be
nice
to
have
company
因为我觉得自己水肿的日子里
on
those
days
I
feel
bloated.
有个同病相怜的伙伴挺好的
Very
well
done.
答得漂亮
Thank
you.
谢谢
Okay
your
turn.
好的 到你了
Hmm.
Seal
海豹
hagfish...
盲鳗
SpongeBob
SquarePants.
海绵宝宝
Well
I'd
befriend
SpongeBob
but
he's
not
real
我想跟海绵宝宝做朋友 但它不是真的
so
I
can't
do
that
can
I
所以我做不到 是不是
But
you
can
pal
around
with
a
hagfish
难道你可以跟盲鳗称兄道弟吗
Hey
let's
not
pull
at
that
thread.
不要挑刺好吗
Okay.
I'll
fight
SpongeBob
好的 我选择跟海绵宝宝战斗
because
he's
so
friendly
因为他非常友善
we'll
just
end
up
tickling
each
other.
最后我们就变成互相挠痒痒了
Um
I'll
befriend
the
seal
我会跟海豹做朋友
because
he's
trainable
which
is
the
problem
因为它们可以被人训练
I'm
having
with
my
current
friends.
而我现在的朋友们正好有这问题
Which
means
I'll
have
to
eat
the
hagfish.
意味着我只能吃掉盲鳗了
Isn't
that
gross
I
mean
a
hagfish
can
produce
不恶心吗 盲鳗一分钟内
enough
mucus
to
fill
a
bucket
in
a
minute.
就可以产出一水桶粘液
I
know.
It
makes
its
own
gravy
it'll
slide
right
down.
我知道 它自带肉汁 非常顺口
I
miss
this.
我怀念这样
How
can
you
miss
a
game
你怎么能怀念一个
you've
never
played
before
silly
你从来没玩过的游戏 小傻瓜
I
guess
sometimes
I'm
silly.
或许有时我就是这么傻吧
Hey.
Where'd
you
go
I
can't
tell
if
the
turkey's
done
你去哪了 我看不出来火鸡烤没烤好
Be
right
there
马上来
Hi
lover.
你好啊 爱人
What
are
you
doing
你这是闹哪样啊
I'm
sorry
about
the
journal.
I
want
to
make
it
up
to
you.
抱歉看了你日记 我想补偿你
So
I'm
gonna
let
you
post
于是 我决定让你拍下我的耻辱照
a
shame
photo
of
me
on
Facebook.
发到脸书上
我这个淘气的胡萝卜
我看了我老婆的日记
I
am
not
putting
that
on
the
Internet
我才不会把那种东西发到网上
I
don't
want
people
to
see
this.
我不想让大家看到这幅景象
I
don't
want
to
see
it
连我都看不下去了
Don't
want
people
to
see
what
huh
你不想让大家看什么呀
A
little
bit
of
this
看这样吗
Some
of
this
还是这样啊
And
since
it's
Thanksgiving
既然今天是感恩节
an
extra
helping
of
this
那额外附赠这个
Happy
Thanks...
感恩节...
I'm
glad
you
had
a
nice
time
with
Amy.
很开心你和艾米相处得愉快
Me
too.
It's
comforting
to
know
我也是 我们还能以朋友身份相处
that
she
and
I
are
able
to
function
as
friends.
非常让人欣慰
Well
I've
never
been
friends
with
any
of
my
exes.
我跟前任从来当不来朋友
Oh
I'm
sure
you
and
Leonard
will
be
able
to
pull
it
off.
我肯定你和莱纳德能当朋友
Oh.
It's
my
friend
Amy.
是我的朋友艾米
Hello.
你好
Hi
Sheldon.
好啊 谢尔顿
I'm
just
driving
home
from
my
mother's.
我刚从母亲家开车出来
Did
you
have
a
nice
time
你席间还愉快吗
I
did.
Um...
愉快
Listen
I
really
enjoyed
spending
this
morning
with
you.
听着 我很喜欢今早我们一起相处的时光
Well
I
can't
take
all
the
credit.
不是我一个人的功劳
It
was
pretty
funny
when
that
one
anchovy
started
going
the
wrong
way.
那一条凤尾鱼游错方向的时候也很有趣
凤尾鱼是属于那种会一大批同游同个方向的鱼
It
was.
确实
Uh
listen
听着
I
I
was
thinking
that
um
我在考虑
maybe
I'm
ready
to
be
your
girlfriend
again.
我或许准备好重新做你女友了
I
thought
we
were
just
friends.
我以为我们只是朋友
We
are.
我们是朋友
But
I
was
hoping
maybe...
但我希望 也许...
Amy
I
excel
at
many
things
艾米 我擅长很多事情
but
getting
over
you
wasn't
one
of
them.
但忘记你并非其中一件事
I
think
I
need
to
just
be
your
friend.
我还是当你的朋友就好
Okay.
好吧
I
understand.
我理解
Good.
好的
Oh
I
watched
a
video
of
the
hagfish
producing
mucus
我看了盲鳗产粘液的视频
so
I'm
gonna
change
my
answer
and
eat
SpongeBob.
所以我要把答案改成吃海绵宝宝
Okay.
Sure.
好的 当然可以
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