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What
color
would
you
like
to
be
你想当哪个颜色
Well
I'd
like
to
be
green
but
you
know
you
always
take
it.
我想要绿色啊 可是每次都被你抢了
That's
not
true.
没有好吗
Any
color's
fine
with
me.
我哪个颜色都行
Yeah
I
could
be
a
a
combination
of
blue
and
yellow.
给我蓝色和黄色的结合色也行啊
Blue
and
yellow
make
green.
蓝加黄不就是绿色吗
Well
then
it's
settled.
就这么愉快地决定了
Hi.
Ready
to
go
准备好出发了吗
Oh
good
news
we
ordered
lunch
好消息 我们叫了午餐外送
so
we
can
all
stay
here
and
play
Lord
of
the
Rings
Risk.
我们可以一起在家玩《战国风云:魔戒》
再互相攻击直到征服全世界
战国风云是一种战旗类桌游 玩家用兵占领领地
Sheldon
we
said
that
we
would
play
games
with
you
tonight.
谢尔顿 我们说好了是今晚陪你玩
Oh
no
we'll
still
be
playing
it
tonight
没错啊 今晚我们还会继续玩
this
game
can
easily
take
eight
hours.
这游戏花个八小时也是家常便饭
Sweetie
you
really
thought
I'd
want
to
do
this
亲爱的 你真的觉得我想留下玩这个吗
No.
Well
did
you
tell
him
that
-没有啊 -那你跟他说了吗
Yes.
Did
you
say
it
out
loud
with
words
-有啊 -你有大声开口说出吗
No.
没有
I
don't
want
to
spend
the
whole
day
playing
a
board
game.
我不想要一整天都留在家里玩桌游
Yeah
well
you
may
change
your
mind
when
you
hear
你听完可能就会改变主意
that
this
is
the
new
expanded
edition
这可是全新扩充包
which
contains
a
more
complete
map
of
Middle
Earth
里面有更完整的魔戒中土世界地图
now
including
the
Haradwaith
Territories.
现在还加进了哈拉德威治地区哦
I
will
literally
race
you
to
the
car.
我真的要跟你比赛谁先冲上车走人
No
no
no
come
on
don't
leave.
Just
try
it.
别别别 别一走了之 试试再说嘛
No.
We're
always
doing
what
you
guys
want.
不要 我们总是在做你们男生想做的事
Just
once
it'd
be
nice
if
you
did
something
we
wanted.
哪怕就一次 换你们做我们想要的事该多好
You
want
to
be
green
你想当绿色吗
You
know
they
really
have
tried
to
她们的确是有试着
like
a
lot
of
the
same
stuff
we're
into.
喜欢上我们迷的那些事物
Yeah
we
do
game
nights
and
video
game
nights
我们参加了游戏之夜 游戏机之夜
and
we
watch
movies
with
director's
commentary.
跟你们一起看导演评论版的电影
Oh
my
favorite
我最爱的
George
Lucas
can
talk
all
the
way
through
Star
Wars
是乔治·卢卡斯可以整部《星球大战》说个不停
I
say
one
word
and
I'm
banished
to
the
kitchen.
我就说一个字 就被流放到了厨房
Yeah
today
Amy
and
I
are
deciding
what
we're
all
gonna
do.
今天由我跟艾米来决定我们做什么
You
got
it
you
girls
are
in
charge.
行啊 你们女生做决定
Thank
you.
Sheldon
-谢谢 -谢尔顿呢
Fine.
好吧
Now
that
we're
not
playing
you
can
be
green.
现在我们不玩了 绿色给你当吧
Thank
you.
And
since
you're
green
this
time
-谢主隆恩 -这次你是绿色
I
can
be
it
next
time.
那下次就换我了
All
right
let's
see.
What's
something
fun
好了 来想想 有什么好玩的事
the
guys
would
never
take
us
to
do
是他们永远不会带我们去做的
Oh
I
know
we
could
go
horseback
riding.
我知道了 我们可以去骑马
I
actually
can't.
我骑不了
My
hips
don't
open
wider
than
22
degrees.
我的臀部不能打开超过22度
I
rode
a
very
thin
pony
once.
我试过骑一只非常瘦的马
On
the
first
bump...
just
popped
right
off.
才颠一下 臀部就脱臼了
All
right
well
what
do
you
want
to
do
好吧 那你想做什么
There's
a
craft
and
folk
art
museum
on
Wilshire.
威尔希尔那边有一个手工艺与民间艺术馆
Well
that's
Wilshire's
problem.
那是威尔希尔那边的人倒霉
Come
on
you
know
there
there's
got
to
be
something
fun
再想想嘛 肯定有什么好玩的事情
we
could
do
that
the
guys
will
hate.
是我们想做他们讨厌的
Hang
on
why
do
we
have
to
hate
it
等等 为什么非得是我们讨厌的事
Three
words
Doctor
Who
convention.
送你几个字 神秘博士大会
I
I
did
not
force
you
to
go
to
that.
当时我又没逼你跟着去
You
walked
out
of
the
house
in
a
fez
and
bow
tie.
你戴着神秘博士的圆顶小帽 还别上领结出门
I
went
so
you
didn't
get
beat
up.
我怕你被揍才跟着去
I
wasn't
gonna
get
beat
up.
我才不会被揍呢
You
were
but
somehow
I
held
myself
back.
你差点被揍啊 是我后来突然忍住了
You
know
what
you
could
make
us
do
Ice
skating.
你知道你们可以逼我们干嘛吗 溜冰刀
The
cold
air
will
trigger
Leonard's
asthma
冷空气会让莱纳德犯气喘
and
it
plays
right
into
my
well
known
fear
of
而且这正中我长久以来
getting
flattened
by
a
Zamboni.
害怕被磨冰场车压扁的恐惧
Now
you're
helping
them
find
ways
to
make
us
miserable
你在帮忙他们想能让我们痛苦不堪的事吗
Well
I'm
sorry
Leonard
抱歉 莱纳德
I'm
a
problem
solver
it's
what
I
do.
我专治各种疑难杂症 这是我强项
I
actually
can't
go
ice
skating.
我其实也不能溜冰刀
I
have
unnaturally
brittle
ankles.
我有非比寻常易碎的膝盖
Is
there
any
part
of
your
body
that's
normal
你身上有任何一个部位是正常的吗
生
活
大
爆
炸
第八季 第十二集
Oh
my
God
oh
my
God
oh
my
God.
我的天啊 天啊 天啊
Will
you
please
relax
I
can't
take
it
dude.
-你能放轻松点吗 -我承受不了了 兄弟
You
okay
No
I'm
not
okay.
-你没事吧 -我有事
I
feel
like
I'm
gonna
jump
out
of
my
skin.
我感觉我灵魂快冲出我的皮肤了
I
told
you
not
to
wax
down
there.
我就告诉你别蜜蜡除毛"那里"
It's
itchy
when
it
grows
back.
重新长出来的时候会痒
I'm
worried
about
the
New
Horizons
space
probe.
我在担心"新视野号太空探测器"
在14年底从休眠中苏醒
正准备对冥王星进行探测
于2006年发射 价值7亿美元 约钢琴般大小
What's
he
talking
about
他在说什么
Nine
years
ago
he
was
part
of
a
team
九年前他曾在一个团队里
that
launched
a
spacecraft
to
collect
data
about
Pluto.
他们发射了探测器去搜集冥王星的资料
It's
finally
close
enough
现在终于飞到够近了
so
this
morning
it
turned
itself
on.
所以今早它自行苏醒了
We
hope.
是希望它会
The
signal
has
to
travel
over
three
billion
miles.
信号得穿越三十亿英里回来
So
it's
gonna
be
hours
before
we
know
if
it
even
survived.
所以得过好几小时才知道它有没有成功到达
Now
we
get
to
see
him
flip
out
because
he's
worried
所以他这副样子 就是因为他在担心
it
was
demolished
by
space
ice.
飞船在途中被太空冰给撞毁
Space
ice
is
no
joke.
太空冰不是闹着玩的好吗
I
can't
even
watch
Frozen
anymore.
我现在都不敢看《冰雪奇缘》了
Ooh
the
philharmonic
is
playing
Beethoven
downtown.
费城爱乐在市中心演奏[玩]贝多芬呢
Yeah
well
before
you
say
yes
在你答应之前
主角狗狗就叫贝多芬
1992年电影《我家也有贝多芬》
it's
not
the
movie
about
the
big
dog.
她说的不是电影里的那条大狗哦
How
come
we
can't
think
of
something
we
both
want
to
do
为什么我们想不出我们俩都想做的事呢
Because
you
always
pick
what
we
do
因为每次都是你选我们做什么
and
I
just
go
along
with
it.
我只是跟着你
Ah
interesting
有趣
we're
being
accused
of
making
you
do
things
you
don't
like
我们被你指控整天逼你们做不喜欢的事
and
here
you
are
doing
the
same
thing
to
poor
Amy.
结果一看 你对可怜的艾米也是这样
You
should
point
out
the
hypocrisy
of
that.
你应该指出她的行为有多伪君子
That's
what
I
was
doing.
我刚才就是在说这个啊
Oh
that
wasn't
clear.
你说得不够清楚
Try
it
again
but
this
time
drive
it
home
再试一次 这一次单刀直入
with
"How
do
you
like
them
apples
missy
"
并送上"自食其果了吧 小妞"
All
right
keep
thinking.
好吧 继续想
You're
making
it
too
complicated.
你干嘛把事情搞这么复杂
Why
not
stick
to
the
basics
何不来点基本款折磨
Go
shopping
for
clothes
你们去逛街
while
Leonard
and
I
sit
in
those
uncomfortable
chairs
我和莱纳德就坐在店里不舒服的椅子上
and
hold
your
purses
hmm
帮你们看着包包
I
know
I'd
hate
that.
反正我是讨厌这样
Leonard
莱纳德 你呢
Well
yeah.
当然
Well
then
it's
settled
那就愉快地决定啦
What
do
you
say
Sounds
kind
of
perfect.
你觉得怎么样 听起来是个好主意
It
does
somehow
he
managed
to
take
all
the
fun
out
of
it.
的确 但被他这么一说 感觉乐趣都没了
Well
once
again
it's
what
I
do.
再次证明 这是我强项
Oh
another
two
hours
to
go.
还要继续等两小时
The
wait
is
killing
me.
这过程真是等死我了
I
know.
I
get
it.
我懂这种感觉
When
I
was
in
the
Soyuz
capsule
returning
from
the
space
station
当我坐着联盟号太空舱从空间站
plummeting
toward
Earth
at
17
000
miles
per
hour...
以每小时1万7千英里的速度返回地球时...
Before
you
finish
在你说完前
is
this
a
story
about
patience
and
waiting
我想问这故事是关于耐心和等待
or
just
another
reminder
that
you
went
to
space
还是只是为了提醒我你上过太空
A
story
can
do
two
things.
两个愿望一次满足嘛
Ugh
I
feel
like
I'm
gonna
have
a
heart
attack.
我觉得我要心脏病发作了
You
work
in
pharmaceuticals
你在制药公司上班
don't
you
have
anything
you
can
give
him
难道没有什么药可以治治他吗
All
I
have
is
our
new
urine
flow
drug.
我只有新出的尿流药
Won't
help
with
his
anxiety
虽然缓解不了他的紧张
but
it's
so
strong
when
he
pees
但药效强劲 他尿尿的时候
he'll
fly
around
the
room
like
he's
got
a
jet
pack.
会像穿着喷气背包在屋子里乱飞
I
can't
stop
thinking
about
it.
我没有办法不去想这件事
You
know
worrying
won't
have
any
effect
on
what
happens.
你担心也不会改变任何事
I
know.
我知道
Maybe
you
need
to
do
something
more
productive.
或许你需要做一些更有用的事情
Okay.
好吧
If
I
make
this
shot
如果这个瓶子
in
the
trash
can
能扔进垃圾桶
the
probe
will
have
arrived
就表示探测器顺利到达
in
perfect
working
order.
并处于能正常运作的状态
So
in
addition
to
being
crazy
you're
resting
the
fate
所以你除了抓狂 就只能让你的运动技能
of
the
mission
on
your
athletic
prowess.
来决定这任务的命运吗
Yes.
是的
The
man
who
crashed
his
stationary
bike.
曾撞烂过健身固定脚踏车的超低运动技能点
I
didn't
crash
it
okay
我没有撞烂它 好吗
My
playlist
was
too
up
tempo
我的歌单节奏太快了
I
got
light
headed
and
I
fell
off.
音浪太强 头晕于是撞到地上
Okay.
好了
It
all...
行不行
comes
down...
就取决于
to
this.
这一下了
You
happy
Now
you
can
relax.
开心了吧 现在你可以放心了
What
kind
of
scientist
are
you
你是哪门子科学家啊
Everyone
knows
you
got
to
make
two
out
of
three.
地球人都知道要三投两中才算
This
isn't
so
bad.
其实也没那么坏
That's
easy
for
you
to
say.
你说得倒轻巧
Your
chair's
not
facing
the
lingerie
section.
你的椅子又没正对着内衣物区
Boy
that's
a
lot
of
panties.
天啊 好多小内内哦
You
guys
comfy
This
might
take
a
while.
你们俩待得舒服吗 可能要等很久哦
You
know
I
don't
understand
why
women
insist
我不明白为什么女人要坚持
on
making
a
big
production
out
of
buying
clothes.
没完没了地买衣服
No
you're
right
we
should
do
what
you
do.
你说得对 我们应该向你学习
Have
our
mom
send
us
pants
from
the
Walmart
in
Houston.
让自己妈妈从休斯顿寄来在超市买的裤子
They
have
a
man
there
那里有个人
who
understands
my
personal
style.
了解我的个人穿衣风格好吗
Bye.
再见啦
Uh
I've
got
some
bad
news.
我有个坏消息
There's
no
cell
service
in
here.
这里面没有手机信号
Well
that's
all
right.
算啦 没关系
There
were
plenty
of
ways
to
pass
the
time
智能手机没面世前
before
smart
phones
were
invented.
也有很多消磨时间的方式啊
That's
true.
那倒是
I'll
look
them
up.
我用手机搜搜
Son
of
a
biscuit.
去他个小饼干
Sheldon
it's
fine.
谢尔顿 没关系啦
No
it's
not
fine.
不 有关系
What
kind
of
store
in
the
21st
century
doesn't
at
least
have
Wi
Fi
这都21世纪了 怎么还会有店没有无线网的
I'm
going
to
call
their
corporate
office...
我要打去他们公司总部投诉
Son
of
a
biscuit
去他个小饼干
Let's
see
my
armies
are
going
to
attack
我想想啊 我的军队要袭击
the
Shire
from
Buckland.
巴克兰的一个郡[魔戒地名]
And
I
roll...
我的骰子点数是
a
five
and
a
three.
一个五 一个三
Okay.
好的
And
to
defend
I
roll...
为了捍卫家园 我的点数是
two
sixes.
I
win.
两个六 我赢了
Boy
double
sixes
again.
天啊 又是两个六
You
know...
if
I
hadn't
seen
it
with
my
own
eyes
要不是我亲眼看见
I
wouldn't
believe
it.
我真不敢相信
I
wonder
how
long
we're
gonna
be
stuck
here.
我想知道我们还要在这里待多久
I
don't
know
but
the
girls
do
a
lot
for
us.
我不知道 但她们为我们付出了很多
It's
the
least
we
can
do.
这是我们该做的
Oh
that's
true.
那倒是
I
suppose
it's
only
fair
we
make
compromises.
我想只有双方做出让步才公平吧
Look
at
you
being
all
mature.
瞧瞧你 居然如此成熟
I
don't
know
why
you're
so
surprised.
我不懂你有什么好惊讶的
If
there's
one
thing
I
know
about
after
living
with
you
跟你住在一起这么多年了
for
so
many
years
it's
how
to
compromise.
我唯一学会的事情 就是做出让步
I
I'm
sorry
你说什么
You
make
compromises
for
me
你为我做出让步吗
All
the
time.
一直如此啊
On
Earth
在这个地球
In
our
lives
在我们的生活中
That
That
we're
living
在我们现在活着的世界里吗
Oh
yes.
I...
是啊 我...
Just
yesterday
you
had
a
a
big
piece
of
lettuce
就在昨天 你吃午饭的时候
stuck
in
your
teeth
at
lunch.
牙齿上有一大片菜叶子
Did
I
say
anything
我有说什么吗
No.
完全没有
I
compromised
我做出让步
and
kept
my
mouth
shut.
闭上了我的嘴
Like
you
should've
because
everyone
was
laughing
at
you.
你当时也该闭上嘴 因为大家都在笑你
That
is
not
a
compromise.
你这不是让步
A
compromise
is
me
driving
you
everywhere
让步是我总得开车载你出门
because
you
refuse
to
learn
how.
因为你不肯学开车
Oh
I
learned
how.
Amy
taught
me.
我会开车了 艾米教过我
What
Then
Then
why
don't
you
do
it
什么 那你怎么不自己开
Uh
well
it's
scary.
因为开车好可怕
And
sometimes
I
get
the
pedals
mixed
up.
有时候我会分不清油门和刹车
But
more
importantly
driving
me
to
work
但更重要的一点是 载我上班
is
one
of
the
things
that
gives
your
life
purpose.
是你生存的意义之一呀
I
can't
take
that
away
from
you
我可不能残忍地剥夺它
so...
what
do
I
do
所以 我这算是什么呢
Oh
come
on
I'm
practically
feeding
you
the
answer.
拜托 我把答案都送到你嘴边上了
I
compromise.
我让步了
Hey
uh
thanks
for
keeping
me
company.
I'm
happy
to.
-多谢你来陪我 -乐意之极
I
think
getting
out
of
the
apartment
will
do
you
good.
我觉得出来活动活动对你有好处
So...
where
we
headed
那我们这是要去哪儿
If
it's
okay
with
you
I'd
like
to
go
to
temple.
如果你不介意的话 我想去寺庙
Buddy
trust
me
you
don't
want
to
convert
to
Judaism.
兄弟 相信我 你不会想要皈依犹太教
I
mean
I
know
I
make
it
look
cool
我知道我让犹太教看起来很酷
but...
it's
not
all
briskets
and
dreidels.
但犹太教并不单纯是鸡胸肉和光明节陀螺而已
I
meant
a
Hindu
temple.
我是想去印度教的寺庙
Oh.
Okay.
哦 好吧
It's
not
like
Indiana
Jones
and
the
Temple
of
Doom
right
里面不会和《夺宝奇兵之毁灭神庙》一个样吧
Some
bald
guy
with
horns
isn't
gonna
rip
my
heart
out.
不会有长角的光头想挖出我的心吧
Dude
that
movie's
an
imperialist
fantasy
老兄 那部电影纯粹是帝国主义的幻想
that
makes
the
followers
of
a
beautiful
and
peaceful
religion
把和平又善良的古国国民
look
like
a
bunch
of
bloodthirsty
barbarians.
意淫成茹毛饮血的野蛮人
You
love
that
movie.
你明明很爱看那电影
Yeah
it's
pretty
great.
是的 拍得那叫一个牛逼
I'm
surprised
to
see
you
suddenly
get
religious.
你怎么突然开始相信宗教了
Why
此话怎讲
Well
because
I've
known
you
for
ten
years
因为我认识你十年了
and
you've
never
gone
to
temple
你从来没去过寺庙
you
never
talked
about
believing
in
God
你从没说过自己相信神
and
last
Diwali
I
watched
you
eat
two
pounds
of
sacred
cow
上一次的印度排灯节 我亲眼目睹你在巴西牛排店
at
a
Brazilian
steak
house.
吞下了两磅圣牛肉
印度教视牛为神圣的生物 所以不可宰杀食用
Religion
is
a
very
personal
thing.
宗教信仰是很私人的事
I
do
go
to
temple
I
just...
I
don't
talk
about
it.
我是有去寺庙啊 我只是没说而已
Yeah
but
you're
a
scientist.
可你是一位科学家啊
So
那又怎样
So
as
a
scientist
you
believe
the
way
to
understand
the
universe
身为科学家 你应该相信只有事实和证据
is
through
facts
and
evidence
才是认识宇宙的唯一方法
and
now
you're
counting
on
some
怎么现在你又求助于
blue
chick
with
a
hundred
arms
to
help
you
长了一百只胳膊的恒河蓝妹子[希瓦神]了吗
That
is
so
offensive.
你这么说太不敬了
Does
everything
you
know
about
Hinduism
come
from
Indiana
Jones
你所有的印度教知识都是来自于《夺宝奇兵》吗
No.
There's
also
Apu
from
The
Simpsons.
不 还有《辛普森一家》中的印度非法移民阿普
Well
lots
of
scientists
believe
in
God.
很多科学家都相信上帝的
Okay
Newton
uh
Faraday
牛顿 法拉第
uh
Pascal
all
were
believers.
帕斯卡 都是有神论者
Even
Einstein
was
famous
for
就连爱因斯坦也是啊
attacking
quantum
theory
on
the
grounds
that
那句反驳量子力学理论的名言
"God
does
not
play
dice
with
the
universe."
"上帝不会掷骰子"
Well
of
course
he
believed
in
God
他当然相信上帝啦
he
slept
with
Marilyn
Monroe.
他跟女神玛丽莲·梦露都睡过了
Actually
there's
no
proof
of
that.
这事没有证据好吗
You
believe
in
your
religion
I'll
believe
in
mine.
你有你的信仰 我有我的性仰
How's
it
going
in
there
你试得怎么样啊
Not
really
a
great
outfit
for
work
这件上班穿不太合适
unless
something
opens
up
in
the
hookers
and
whores
division.
除非我们新开了站街女部门
Hey
can
I
ask
you
something
Sure.
-我能问你件事吗 -问呀
Do
I
really
force
you
to
do
things
you
don't
want
to
我真的会逼你做你不想做的事吗
Yeah
but
it's
okay.
是的 不过我不介意
How
is
it
okay
怎么能不介意呢
I
promised
myself
if
I
ever
got
friends
我发过誓 如果我能交到朋友
I'd
do
whatever
they
said.
我一定乖乖听他们的话
Really
I'm
lucky
you
found
me
before
a
cult
did.
我能在遇到邪教之前认识你 真是太幸运了
Well
you
know
that
was
a
long
time
ago.
可那是很久以前的事了
You're
a
different
woman
now.
你现在是不同的人了
You're
smart
you've
got
great
friends
你聪明 你有很多好朋友
you've
got
a
boyfriend
you're
pretty
你有男朋友 你也变漂亮了
you
have
zero
fashion
sense
but...
你对时尚完全没有概念 可是...
Anyway
tonight
we're
gonna
do
whatever
you
want.
总之 今晚你来决定我们干什么吧
Really
Absolutely.
-真的吗 -真的
You
name
it
we're
doing
it.
你提议 我们就去做
Basket
weaving
at
the
craft
museum.
我们去手工博物馆编篮子吧
Well
you
named
it.
好吧 你都提了
Oh
here's
another
one.
我又想起了一个
I
wish
that
the
apple
pancake
mix
was
on
the
top
shelf
我想把苹果煎饼粉放在架子最高层
because
it
starts
with
an
"A
"
因为苹果是以字母A开头的[Apple]
but
I
don't
put
it
there
但我却没这么做
because
I
don't
want
you
breaking
one
of
your
little
legs
因为我不想让你为我做早饭时
when
you're
supposed
to
be
making
my
breakfast.
摔断你的小短腿
Is
it
my
turn
to
talk
about
the
compromises
I
make
轮到我说我做出的让步了吗
I
wasn't
done
but
go
ahead.
我还没说完 不过你说吧
He
said
compromising.
他让了一步 说道
Because
of
you
I'm
not
allowed
就因为你 我不能
to
adjust
the
temperature
in
my
own
home.
调节自己家里的温度
I'm
not
allowed
to
whistle.
也不能吹口哨
I
don't
wear
shoes
that
might
squeak.
不能穿可能会吱吱叫的鞋子
Well
you're
a
physicist
not
a
circus
clown.
你是物理学家 不是马戏团小丑
Sheldon
do
you
realize
I
don't
live
with
the
woman
I
love
谢尔顿 你知道我不能和我爱的女人住在一起
because
of
you
都是因为你吗
No
other
reason.
Just
you.
没有其他理由 只是因为你
Is
that
true
Yes
it's
true.
-这是真的吗 -是真的
The
last
time
I
brought
it
up
you
had
an
emotional
breakdown
上次我提到这事时 你精神崩溃了
and
got
on
a
train
and
ran
away.
跳上火车离家出走
Well
given
my
history
on
the
subject
考虑到我对这事的历史反应
it
seems
a
little
reckless
to
bring
it
up
now.
你现在提它是不是有点莽撞呢
You
have
no
idea
how
much
you
inconvenience
你完全不知道你给身边的每一个人
the
lives
of
everyone
around
you.
造成了多大的麻烦
It's
exhausting
我都要累死了
You
know
what
你知道吗
You
think
you're
so
tolerant
你自以为宽容大量
but
the
truth
is...
但事实是...
you're
mean
to
me
a
lot.
你常对我很过分
Yeah
you
think
that
I
don't
notice
all
those
sarcastic
comments
没错 你以为我听不出你那些冷嘲热讽
and
those
eye
rolls
but
I
do.
Hmm
看不到你猛翻的那些白眼吗 我都知道
I
have
excellent
peripheral
vision.
我有着出色的周边视觉
On
a
good
day
I
can
see
my
ears.
天好的时候 我连自己耳朵都看得到
Sheldon
I
I'm
sorry
if
I
hurt
your
feelings.
谢尔顿 如果我伤到了你 我道歉
I've
been
holding
a
lot
of
this
in
for
a
while.
但这些话我已经憋了很久了
Well
I'm
sorry
too.
那我也道歉
And
if
you
want
to
live
with
Penny
而且如果你想和佩妮住在一起
then
I
think
you
should.
那你就去吧
Do
you
mean
that
Yes.
-你是真心的吗 -是的
Yeah
just
put
on
your
squeaky
shoes
and...
穿好你那吱吱乱响的鞋...
your
way
out
of
my
life.
吱吱吱地离开我的生活
Come
on
don't
get
upset.
别这样 别不高兴嘛
I'm
not
upset.
我才没有不高兴
I'm
just
imagining
a
world
without
my
best
friend
in
it.
我只是在想象没有我最好朋友的世界是如何
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
It's
okay.
没关系
I
I'm
not
leaving
your
world.
我不是要离开你的世界
I'm
just
talking
about
living
across
the
hall.
只是搬到你对门去住
I
understand.
我理解
Either
way
I
want
you
to
know
that...
不论如何 我希望你了解...
I'm
aware
of
how
difficult
I
can
be.
我知道我有多难搞
So
I
just
want
to
say...
所以我只是想说...
thank
you
for
putting
up
with
me.
谢谢你一直包容我
Buddy...
兄弟
How
are
you
guys
getting
alo...
你们过得如何...
What
Why
are
there
tears
怎么了 怎么都哭了
Everything's
fine.
没有事
We
just
started
talking
about
living
arrangements.
我们刚刚在聊住所安排
Are
you
crazy
You
know
he's
a
flight
risk.
你疯了吗 你知道他有潜逃前科的
That's
exactly
what
I
told
him.
我也是这么跟他说的
Sheldon
we
know
this
is
a
sensitive
subject
谢尔顿 我们知道你对这事很敏感
and
Leonard's
not
gonna
move
out
until
you're
ready.
你没准备好之前 莱纳德是不会搬走的
Well
what
if
you
did
it
gradually
要不你缓缓而离呢
All
right.
Well...
好的
how
about
we
start
with
two
nights
a
week
从每周两天晚上
I
live
with
Penny
我住佩妮家开始
How
about
one
night
and...
或者一晚 再加上...
I
let
you
whistle
我让你吹口哨 怎么样
Okay.
成交
When
I'm
not
home.
我不在家的时才能吹
You
got
it.
说好了
There
we
go
就是这样
compromising
again.
又让步了
We
really
are
the
best.
我们真是最佳朋友
Here
we
go
就是这
my
first
Hindu
temple.
我去的第一间印度寺庙
You
see
behind
the
fountain
你看喷泉后面
that
tower
that
looks
like
a
pyramid
看起来像角锥体的塔
It's
called
a
Sikhara.
这叫塔状室顶
It
symbolizes
the
the
connection
between
the
human
and
the
divine.
象征着人类和神的联系
I
always
thought
it
was
mini
golf.
我一直以为它是迷你高尔夫球场呢
All
right.
Shall
we
Yeah.
-好吧 走吗 -好
Just
uh
is
there
anything
I
should
know
在进去之前 有什么事
before
I
go
in
Like
what
-你要嘱咐我吗 -比如什么
Like
am
I
dressed
okay
我的衣着是否得体
Really
So
every
other
place
you've
been
你说真的吗 你以为你这身衣服
you
thought
this
was
fine
去其他地方就得体了吗
I
know
you're
under
a
lot
of
pressure
我知道你压力很大
so
I'm
gonna
let
that
pass.
这事我就不计较了
Sorry.
You're
right.
抱歉 你说得对
I'm
so
stressed.
我压力太大了
But
you
know
what
whenever
I
walk
into
that
temple
你知道吗 不管何时我走进那间寺庙
I
realize
that
whatever
happens
it's
okay.
就会懂得 不论发生什么 都没关系
We're
all
part
of
an
immense
pattern
我们都是无边宏大的规律中的一部分
and
though
we
can't
understand
it
we
can
be
happy
to
know
虽然无法参透 但只要想到
that
it's
it's
working
its
will
through
us.
神明一直在我们身边守护便觉得开心
That's
nice.
说得真好
Whether
you
call
it
God
or
the
universe
or
the
self
不管你叫它上帝 宇宙 或是自我
we're
all
interconnected
and
that's
just
a
beautiful...
我们都是相互有联系的 美好的...
Son
of
a
bitch
That
guy
just
dinged
my
car
王八羔子 那人碰到我的车了
S
Seriously
你不是吧
Y
You
were
just
gonna
drive
away
你打算就这么一走了之吗
Like
my
life
isn't
hard
enough
right
now.
我的生活还不够惨吗
A
space
probe
might
be
destroyed
一个航天探测器可能已经毁了
my
parents
are
going
through
an
awful
divorce
我的父母正经历一场难堪的离婚
the
guy
who
cuts
my
dog's
hair
just
gave
her
bangs
我的狗被剪毛的剪了个马桶盖头
Raj.
You
saw
her.
-拉杰 -你也看到狗了
She
looks
like
Jim
Carrey
from
Dumb
and
Dumber
简直像《阿呆和阿瓜》里的金·凯瑞
Raj
you
just
got
a
text.
拉杰 你收到条信息
The
probe
turned
on.
It's
fine.
探测器成功启动了 没事了
Oh
good.
太好了
Namaste
Grandpa.
小生有礼了 老爷爷
I
thought
this
was
gonna
be
boring
我本以为会很无聊呢
but
it's
actually
kind
of
fun.
没想到还挺有意思
Don't
tell
Amy
that.
We'll
be
here
every
Sunday.
别跟艾米说 不然每个礼拜日都得来
Sheldon
that
really
is
an
excellent
basket.
谢尔顿 你这个篮子编的真不错
It's
not
a
basket.
这不是篮子
It's
a
soldier's
helmet
from
16th
century
China.
这是十六世纪古中国的士兵头盔
Very
nice.
帅呆了
Yeah
it
looks
great.
对 真帅
I
saw
that.
我看到了
Well
roomie
it's
only
one
night
a
week
室友 虽然每周只有一晚
but
it's
a
start.
但也算是一个开始
I
know.
I'm
really
proud
of
Sheldon.
我知道 真为谢尔顿骄傲
Yeah
I'm
proud
of
him
too.
我也为他感到骄傲
Can
you
keep
it
down
你们能小点声吗
Some
of
us
are
trying
to
sleep
out
here.
外面还有人想睡觉呢
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