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Sheldon
Cooper's
descent
into
madness...
谢尔顿·库珀的发疯之路
day
two.
第二天
It's
2
25
A.M.
现在是深夜2点25
and
I
feel
the
urge
to
urinate.
我有一股强烈的尿意
My
normal
urination
time
is
7
10
A.M.
我正常的晨尿时间是早上7点10分
but
here
I
am
in
the
middle
of
the
night
但在这夜半时刻
struggling
to
keep
my
mind
sharp
我却挣扎着要保持头脑清晰
and
my
pajamas
dry.
与睡衣裤干燥
It's
only
a
matter
of
time
迟早有一天
before
my
tenuous
grasp
on
reality
fades.
我对现实薄弱的掌握力就会消失
I
suppose
I
should
pee
while
I
still
know
what
a
toilet
is.
还是趁没忘记什么是厕所前 赶紧去尿吧
两天前
Since
when
do
you
hum
songs
你什么时候开始哼歌了
What
are
you
talking
about
你说啥呢
You
were
just
humming.
你刚才在哼歌
Are
you
sure
你确定吗
Sometimes
when
my
brain
really
gets
moving
有时候当我脑筋运转飞快
it
makes
noise.
也会发出声音
How
does
your
brain
feel
about
那你的大脑对于
calculating
the
surface
tension
of
the
domain
walls
计算畴壁的表面张力怎么看
Let's
see.
我看看
Hey
I
was
humming.
我还真是在哼歌
One
point
for
Hufflepuff.
赫奇帕奇加一分
该学院学生多为勤能补拙型的学生
小说《哈利波特》中的学院名
What
song
is
that
这是什么歌啊
Well...
Hum
it
again.
你再哼一次
Is
that
the
SpongeBob
song
是《海绵宝宝》的主题曲吗
Who
lives
in
a
pineapple
是谁住在深海的大凤梨里
Nope.
不是
Whatever.
Can
we
just
get
back
to
this
随便啦 能回到正题吗
I
feel
like
I
know
what
song
that
is
我总感觉我知道这首歌
but
I
can't
put
my
finger
on
it.
但就是想不起是哪一首
My
country
'tis
of
thee
爱吾土兮自由乡
美国爱国歌曲《我的国家属于你》
No.
不是
It's
just
an
earworm.
It'll
come
to
you.
只是歌曲卡脑里[耳虫]了 会想起来的
Okay.
好吧
R
e
s
p
e
c
t
酋寸千日土
1965年发行的歌曲《尊重》
No.
不是
Is
this
what
we're
doing
the
rest
of
the
night
我们今晚余下时间都要这样吗
I'm
surprised
you
have
to
ask...
我很惊讶你居然还问...
生
活
大
爆
炸
第九季 第十集
Hello
yes
I
was
hoping
you
could
help
me.
您好 是的 我希望你们能帮一下我
What
song
is
this
这首歌是什么歌呢
You
don't
know
你不知道吗
Well
how
dare
you
call
yourselves
a
Rock
and
Roll
Hall
of
Fame
你们怎么好意思称自己为"摇滚名人堂"呢
西方摇滚界有举足轻重的地位
My
goodness.
Do
you
sing
along
to
the
greatest
hits
我的老天 你就是用这张脏嘴来
of
Elvis
Presley
with
that
mouth
跟唱猫王的传世杰作吗
Well
they
were
no
help
at
all.
他们一点屁用都没有
Which
is
crazy
真"不敢置信"啊
since
rock
and
roll
is
all
about
good
customer
service.
毕竟摇滚最讲究良好的客户服务了
Yeah.
So
you
have
a
song
stuck
in
your
head.
你脑子里卡了一首歌
It
happens
to
everybody.
这在大家身上都发生过啊
Well
I'm
not
everybody.
I
have
an
eidetic
memory.
我不是大家 我有过目不忘的记忆力
I
should
be
able
to
remember
what
song
this
is
我应该要能记住这是哪首歌的
but
I
can't.
可我就是想不起来
Something's
wrong
with
me.
我脑子肯定哪里有问题
I
told
you
if
we
were
patient
he'd
figure
it
out
for
himself.
我就说如果我们够耐心 他会自己发现这事
Oh...
I
was
always
afraid
this
day
would
come.
我从以前就很害怕这天的到来
This
might
be
the
first
step
of
my
descent
into
madness
这可能是我变成疯子的第一步
where
I
gradually
test
the
limits
of
public
nudity.
然后我逐步探底直至在公众场合裸露
Public
nudity
公众场合裸露吗
Eh
that
just
means
going
barefoot.
那只是意味着没穿袜子罢了
Hello
您好
Hi
Dave.
戴夫 你好
Uh
it's
Amy.
我是艾米
Oh.
How
are
you
你好吗
I'm
fine.
How
are
you
我很好 你呢
Terrific.
And
pleasantly
surprised
to
hear
from
you
也很好啊 你打来真让我又惊又喜
given
how
I
acted
on
our
last
date.
毕竟上次约会时我的表现不太出色
Yeah
well
we
both
made
mistakes
you
know.
我们俩都有不好的地方嘛
I
took
the
last
breadstick
you
gushed
over
my
ex
boyfriend
我吃了最后一根面包棒 你不停提我前任
like
he
was
Leonard
Nimoy
and
you
were
my
ex
boyfriend.
就像我前任讨论他爱的《星际旅行》演员一样
So
to
what
do
I
owe
the
pleasure
所以今天什么风把你吹来
Well
I
was
wondering
我有点好奇
if
you'd
like
to
get
dinner
again
sometime.
你有没有兴趣找个时间再共进晚餐
Yes
please.
好的 没问题
Great.
太好了
Let
me
just
check
my
schedule
he
said
让我看一下行程表 他说道
trying
to
seem
like
a
man
with
things
on
his
schedule.
好像他行程表上真有安排一样
How
'bout
Saturday
这周六如何
Uh
hmm...Let
me
see.
我看看
Uh
Friday
farmers'
market
with
Jay
Z.
周五跟大牌嘻哈歌手去农贸市场
Sunday
piano
shopping
with
Elton
John.
周日跟歌手艾尔顿·约翰去买钢琴
Saturday
works.
周六行啊
Oh.
Did
you
know
at
the
United
Nations
你知道联合国里
there's
a
Department
for
Outer
Space
Affairs
有一个外层空间事务部门吗
Really
Why
真的吗 为啥要这部门
They
exist
in
case
we
ever
make
contact
with
an
alien
civilization.
以防哪天真有机会跟外星文明接触
Mm
boy
that's
one
of
those
jobs
that's
boring
boring
这种工作大概就是无聊 无聊
boring
then
"Oh
God
无聊到死 突然"哇靠
Where's
the
memo
with
what
we
do
now
"
我们该怎么做的备忘录放哪去了"
Oh
this
is
cool.
这挺酷
So
a
few
weeks
ago
几周前呢
I
set
up
a
fan
page
on
Facebook
for
our
band
and...
我在脸书上给我们乐团开了个粉丝页...
Wait
a
second.
等等
How
could
you
do
that
without
consulting
me
你怎么可以不问过我就做这种事
It's
not
a
big
deal.
这又不是什么大事
It
just
took
like
five
minutes
to
set
up.
就花五分钟就能弄好的东西
That's
not
the
point.
这不是重点
When
we
created
Footprints
on
the
Moon
我们创立"月球足迹"乐团时
we
agreed
that
every
band
decision
would
be
mutual.
说好乐团所有决定都得经过两人同意
Now
you're
just
trying
to
take
over
the
whole
thing.
你现在就是想独揽一切
You
know
maybe
I
should
go
solo.
或许我该单飞
But
someone
joined
our
page.
但有人加了我们的粉丝页
We
have
an
actual
fan.
我们有一个粉丝了
All
right.
This
thing's
bigger
than
you
and
me
好吧 这事比咱俩重要
band's
back
together.
乐团重组
So
listen
to
what
he
wrote.
你听他写了什么
Uh
"I
saw
you
play
at
the
comic
book
store.
"我看到你们在漫画店的演出
You
guys
rock."
你们屌爆了"
And
then
there's
a
animated
smiley
face
然后还有一张笑脸的动图
raising
the
roof
like
this...
像嗨到要掀了房顶一样
We
did
raise
the
roof
that
night.
那晚我们的确是嗨爆了全场
Yeah
we
totally
did.
绝对啊
Why
do
rock
stars
do
drugs
when
this
feels
so
great
摇滚明星为啥要嗑药啊 这感觉明明爽炸了
Why
can't
I
recall
this
song
为何我想不起这首歌
This
is
taking
far
too
long.
这耗太久了
The
urge
to
bang
my
head
against
the
wall
这让我想用头撞墙的冲动
Again
and
again
and
again
and
again
and
again
is
strong.
撞撞撞 撞了又撞 撞完还撞的感觉强烈
Put
on
some
headphones.
插上耳机好吗
No.
They
make
my
earlobes
sweat.
不要 戴了我耳垂会流汗
Uh
sweetie
why
don't
you
take
a
break
亲爱的 你为何不先别想这事
and
do
something
else
for
a
while
先去做点别的事情呢
There
was
a
project
I've
been
thinking
about
starting.
的确有一个我想着要开始的计划
Okay
great.
What
is
it
很好啊 什么计划
I'll
show
you.
我让给你看
Dear
Crazy
Future
Sheldon
致亲爱的未来已疯谢尔顿
you
were
driven
mad
by
an
earworm.
你被卡脑歌给搞疯了
Your
mind
once
your
most
trusted
asset
你的头脑 你曾经最信任的本钱
is
now
a
sack
of
parrots
and
monkeys.
现在就是浆糊加豆腐渣
So...
所以
I'm
going
to
tell
you
everything
you
need
to
know.
我要告诉你一切你需要知道的事
Uh
first
music
is
dangerous.
首先 音乐非常危险
The
movie
Footloose
tried
to
warn
us
电影《浑身是劲》试图要警告我们
but
we
wouldn't
listen.
但我们并未听从
Oh
wait.
等等
Everybody
cut
footloo...
大家解放双... [电影歌曲]
Nope.
不对
I'll
pay
$1
000
to
watch
you
cut
footloose.
我愿意出一千块看你像电影里跳舞
This
is
Penny.
这位是佩妮
She
is
your
friend.
她是你的朋友
If
she
offers
you
food
it's
safe
to
take
it.
如果她要给你食物 可以放心吃
You
probably
paid
for
it
anyway.
反正估计那也是用你自己的钱买的
So
you're
really
going
out
with
Dave
again
你真的要再跟戴夫出去约会吗
Why
not
有何不可
He's
actually
a
very
nice
guy.
他其实是个很好的人啊
But
he
spent
an
entire
date
但上次整个约会中
talking
about
how
much
he
loves
Sheldon.
他不停地说自己有多爱谢尔顿
That's
nothing
Sheldon
hasn't
done
before.
谢尔顿也常说他有多爱自己啊
Dave's
just
a
big
fan
of
his
work.
戴夫只是很仰慕他的研究
Besides
he
said
he
wouldn't
bring
it
up
again.
而且他说他不会再提了
Okay.
So
where's
he
taking
you
好吧 这次他要带你去哪吃饭
Oh
he's
coming
here.
I'm
actually
making
dinner.
他会来家里 这次是我要下厨
Oh.
That's
a
big
step.
这是很大的一步啊
It
is
是吗
Yeah.
You're
inviting
him
into
your
home.
对啊 你邀请他到自己家里来
It's
intimate.
这是很亲密的事
It's
where
your
underpants
live.
这里可是你小内内的家啊
You
know
what
Good.
其实呢 这样最好
I
tried
to
get
back
together
with
Sheldon
he
shot
me
down
我试图要跟谢尔顿重修旧好 他拒绝了我
Dave
likes
me.
而戴夫喜欢我
Maybe
intimate
is
what
I
need.
或许我需要的就是亲密
You
sure
你确定吗
You've
never
really
been
with
a
man.
你基本都没跟男人亲密过
Do
you
really
want
to
start
with
one
that's
six
foot
seven
你确定要从一个两米的大高个开始吗
Why
not
有何不妥
'Cause
it's
like
taking
your
driver's
test
in
a
bus.
这就像开巴士考驾照 小孩玩大枪啊
Maybe
we
should
post
a
comment
back
to
our
fan
and
thank
him.
或许我们该回复我们粉丝的评论 谢谢人家
What
should
we
write
那我们要回什么
How
'bout
uh...
Oh
how
'bout
这么回怎么样
"We
might
be
Footprints
on
the
Moon
"或许我们是月球足迹
but
your
kind
words
sent
us
over
the
moon."
但你的评论让我们爽得离开月球表面"
Someday
you're
gonna
make
an
amazing
grandma.
以后你一定是专煮心灵鸡汤的好奶奶
What
do
you
want
to
write
那你想回什么
Something
bad
ass
you
know
like...
要回酷一点 就像
"Thanks
for
diggin'
our
vibe.
"感谢知音人
We'll
keep
rockin'
我们继续摇
if
you
keep
rollin'."
只要你不滚"
Dude
if
I
was
wearing
a
bra
兄弟 如果我有穿着胸罩
I'd
throw
it
at
your
head
right
now.
现在一定脱下来甩给你了
I'll
keep
rockin'.
You
don't
do
that.
我会继续摇 求你千万别
Okay.
I
posted
it.
好了 我回复了
So
who
is
this
guy
这家伙是谁啊
Let's
see.
Uh
his
name
is
Trent
Monaco.
我看看 他叫特伦特·莫纳可
Cool
name.
Yeah.
-名字挺酷 -是的
He's
24.
He's
a
deejay.
今年24岁 他是一名DJ
He
brews
his
own
beer.
He's
got
awesome
tattoos.
他自己酿制啤酒 有很酷的纹身
Dude
he's
got
a
hot
girlfriend
too.
兄弟 他还有一个火辣的女友
Damn.
靠
I
don't
know
if
he's
our
biggest
fan
or
I'm
his.
真不知道我跟他谁才是谁的脑残粉
Hey
Trent
just
liked
our
comment.
特伦特点赞了我们的回复
He
is
so
cool
他好酷哦
No
hard
feelings
希望你别介意
but
I'm
throwing
my
hypothetical
bra
at
him.
但我要把我的假想胸罩甩给他了
Oh
my
God
he
won't
stop.
老天 他就是不罢休
How
does
he
keep
coming
up
with
new
ways
to
be
annoying
他怎么老能有惹人烦的新招啊
Nobody
knows.
That's
why
he's
number
one.
没人知道 所以他是头号烦人精
Can
you
please
go
talk
to
him
你能去说说他吗
Come
on.
I
take
care
of
him
all
day
long.
You
do
it
for
once.
拜托 我照顾他一整天了 你去一次
Once
Who
got
the
gum
out
of
his
hair
什么一次 谁帮他把头发的口香糖弄下来的
What
do
you
want
a
medal
It
was
your
gum.
这事还得给你颁奖吗 那可是你的口香糖
Fine.
好吧
I
love
you.
爱你哦
Who
cares
去死吧
What
are
you
doing
in
my
room
I...
你来我房间干嘛
Stop
it
That's
mine
住手 那是我的
Why
are
you
so
strong
为什么你力大如牛
Problem
solved.
问题解决
Oh
yeah
he
got
a
tuba.
对哦 他还有个大号
Dear
Crazy
Future
Sheldon...
致亲爱的未来已疯谢尔顿
this
is
a
thermostat.
这是恒温器
It
controls
the
temperature
of
the
apartment.
它能控制公寓的温度
The
ideal
setting
is
72
degrees.
理想的温度设置是22摄氏度
If
you
find
this
too
cold
then
put
on
a
jacket.
如果你觉得这温度冷 那就穿上衣服
A
straitjacket
疯子束身衣好了
'cause
72's
the
best
and
you're
crazy.
因为22度最舒服 而且你疯了
Now...
this...
现在介绍 这里
is
your
spot.
是你的专座
You're
very
protective
of
it.
你会死命护住它
When
anyone
else
tries
to
sit
here
一旦有人想坐这里
you
berate
them
relentlessly.
你会无情地斥责他们
It
sounds
mean
but
somehow
you
make
it
adorable.
听起来很坏 但你总能让这事变可爱
People
are
also
delighted
by
your
love
of
pranks.
人们也对你爱好的恶作剧感到愉悦
For
example
Leonard
has
no
idea
比如 莱纳德完全不知道
what
I
did
to
his
coffee.
我对他的咖啡做了什么
It
wasn't
"Replace
it
with
Folger's
crystals
"
那不是"不含任何咖啡因的咖啡"
I'll
tell
you
that
much.
我只能透露这么多
Hey
can
we
please
get
back
to
work
我们能继续工作了吗
This
is
Leonard.
这位是莱纳德
He's
your
best
friend
in
the
world.
他是你全世界最好的朋友
All
right
just
stop.
This
is
ridiculous.
好啦 别录了 太可笑了
Sometimes
he
gets
cranky
有时他会变得暴躁
but
you
can
trust
him
with
your
life.
但他是值得信赖终身的人
And
he
does
more
things
for
you
than
I
can
even
begin
to
list.
而且他为你做的事多到我数不完
Thank
you.
谢谢
Oh
no
he's
drinking
it.
他喝了
Look
at
this.
看看这个
Trent
is
rebuilding
a
vintage
motorcycle.
特伦特在组装古董摩托车
That
is
so
cool
那真是太酷了
Old
broken
things
are
so
much
better
老旧坏掉的东西远比
than
new
things
that
work.
全新能用的赞太多了
Who's
Trent
谁是特伦特
Oh
he's
our
fan.
他是我们的粉丝
Fan
of
what
粉你们什么
Did
you
forget
We're
in
a
band.
你忘了吗 我俩组了个乐团啊
You
mean
because
you
played
one
time
in
the
comic
book
store
就因为你们在漫画店演出过一次吗
And
at
the
children's
hospital
until
they
asked
us
to
leave.
还有儿童医院 虽然最后被人赶走了
Hey
dude
兄弟
Trent
just
checked
in
at
the
coffee
shop
on
Fair
Oaks.
特伦特刚在一家费尔奥克斯的咖啡店签到
Really
You
want
to
go
down
there
and
meet
him
真的吗 你想去见见他吗
Are
you
stalking
him
That's
creepy.
你们要跟踪人家吗 太变态了吧
It's
not
creepy.
那不是变态
I
built
a
Footprints
on
the
Moon
fan
page
Trent
joined
it.
我创建了我们乐团的主页 特伦特加了进来
After
that
all
I
did
was
check
out
his
profile
在那之后 我只需点开他的个人档案
go
back
in
the
archive
of
his
feed
查找他以前发表的东西
until
I
found
his
Twitter
handle.
直到找到他的推特用户名
From
there
it
was
easy
to
find
him
on
Instagram
Snapchat
然后就很容易在照片分享应用上找到他
and
pretty
much
track
his
every
movement.
接着就能掌握他的一举一动了
So
if
you
think
that's
creepy
you
married
the
wrong
guy.
如果你觉得这样很变态 那你可真是嫁错人了
Maybe
I
should
marry
Trent.
或许我该嫁给特伦特
Yeah
like
she
could
get
Trent.
是啊 那也得她泡得到他啊
This
is
delicious.
真是太好吃了
Thank
you.
谢谢
Been
a
long
time
since
I
had
a
home
cooked
meal.
我很久没吃过家常饭了
When
you
were
married
did
your
wife
cook
你结婚之后 你的妻子不做饭吗
Not
at
first
no.
一开始不做
But
when
she
began
cheating
on
me
with
a
French
chef
但在她背着我跟一个法国大厨偷情之后
she
became
quite
the
wiz
in
the
kitchen.
她快变成了特级厨师
So
a
little
silver
lining.
也算一丝慰籍吧
I
suppose.
Yeah.
算是吧
Nothing
takes
the
sting
out
of
a
shattered
life
没有什么比一碗精心调味的法式洋葱汤
like
a
properly
seasoned
bowl
of
onion
soup.
更能让破碎的生活变得好接受了
How
long
have
you
uh
lived
here
你住在这里多久了
About
five
years.
大概五年了
I'm
actually
thinking
of
moving
to
a
better
place
我其实正打算搬去一间更好的公寓
now
that
I
don't
need
to
be
so
close
to...
因为我现在不用住得那么近好去载...
Well
you
know.
你懂的
I
do.
The
brilliant
physicist
我懂 那位出色的物理学家
that
I
now
know
lives
in
the
area
not
that
I
care.
我现在知道他也住附近了 不过我"毫不关心"
Yeah.
Anyway
he
doesn't
drive
总之 他不开车
so
I
pretty
much
had
to
take
him
everywhere.
所以他去哪儿基本都得要我载
Had
to
or
got
to
你是逼于无奈 还是三生有幸
Sorry.
My
fault.
-抱歉 -我的错
I
brought
him
up.
Yeah.
-是我先提他 -是啊
Well
let's
change
the
subject.
我们换个话题吧
No
more
mentions
of
you
know
who.
不要再提那个谁了
That's
a
cool
train.
那火车好酷啊
Where
did
you
get
that
你从哪里买的
This
song
is
never
going
to
stop.
这歌真是根本停不下来啊
Have
you
ever
dealt
with
something
so
relentlessly
irritating
你们遇到过这种烦人无极限的事物吗
That's
a
trick
question
right
这是陷阱题 对吧
Well
I
shouldn't
be
surprised.
我不应该感到惊讶
There's
a
rich
history
of
brilliant
minds
descending
into
madness.
历史上有不少的睿智之士最后沦为了疯子
Come
on
Sheldon.
拜托 谢尔顿
There
are
plenty
of
smart
people
who
don't
have
mental
problems.
还有好多不是疯子的聪明人呢
Yup
she's
right.
她说得对
For
every
Newton
who
had
a
psychological
issue
这世上每有一个精神病牛顿
there's
an
Edison
who
was
just
a
jerk.
就会有一个混蛋爱迪生
That
could
totally
be
you.
这混蛋完全有可能是你嘛
Empedocles
thought
he
was
a
God
and
jumped
into
a
volcano.
恩培多克勒以为他是天神 跳进了火山
And
Pythagoras
had
an
irrational
fear
of
beans.
毕达哥拉斯对豆子有莫名的恐惧
与前者都是古希腊哲学家
Tesla
fell
madly
in
love
with
a
pigeon
特斯拉疯狂地爱上了一只鸽子
who
he
claimed
loved
him
back.
还声称那只鸽子也爱他
Maybe
he
just
had
bread
in
his
pocket.
也许是他口袋里有面包
The
list
extends
outside
of
science.
这个名单可以延伸到科学界之外
Painters
like
Van
Gogh
and
Pollock
比如像梵高和波洛克那样的画家
chess
champion
Bobby
Fischer
国际象棋大师鲍比·菲舍尔
Brian
Wilson
of
the
Beach
Boy...
海滩男孩的布莱恩·威尔森
Know
if
words
could
say
言语已无法表达
But
darlin'
I'll
find
a
way
但是亲爱的 我会找到方法
I
remember
the
song
我想起这首歌的名字了
It's
called
"Darlin'"
by
the
Beach
Boys
是"海滩男孩"的《亲爱的》
Oh
thank
Goodness
谢天谢地
I'm
not
crazy
我不是个疯子
I
don't
have
to
take
a
pigeon
as
my
bride
我不用和鸽子结婚了
There
goes
our
shot
at
him
living
on
the
roof.
他住屋顶鸽舍的事看来是没指望了
So
all
right
there
he
is.
好了 就是他
So
should
we
introduce
ourselves
我们主动上前自我介绍吗
No
Let
him
spot
us.
别 让他自己发现我们
I
wonder
if
he's
listening
to
our
music
right
now.
他会不会正听着我们的歌呢
Could
you
imagine
你能想象吗
What
a
cool
way
for
us
to
meet.
多么酷的见面方式啊
He's
playing
our
song
and
looks
up
and
there
we
are
他听着我们的歌 一抬头我们正在他眼前
his
favorite
two
piece
acoustic
sci
fi
novelty
rock
band.
他最爱的原声科幻摇滚二人乐团
And
he's
all
like
他一定会说
"Aren't
you
the
guys
from
Footprints
on
the
Moo...
"
"你们不是月球足迹乐团的..."
Ooh
what
is
he
doing
他在干什么啊
I
can't
watch.
我看不下去了
I
I
It's
okay.
没 没关系
Oh
it's
okay.
He's
done.
没关系 他已经抠完了
Why
is
he
looking
at
it
他干嘛要盯着那玩意看
Eh
no
he's
not
going
to
eat
it
is
he
他该不会想吃了那玩意吧
Come
on
Trent
you're
better
than...
拜托 特伦特 你没这么...
Let's
just
go.
我们快走吧
Hey
aren't
you
the
guys...
你们不是...
Nope
Never
heard
of
'em
-不是 -从没听说过他们
Know
if
words
could
say
言语已无法表达
But
darlin'
I'll
find
a
way
但是亲爱的 我会找到方法
I
wonder
why
it
was
this
particular
song
我好奇为什么偏偏是这首歌
that
was
stuck
in
my
head.
卡在我脑海里
I
don't
know.
It's
pretty
catchy.
我也不知道 这歌朗朗上口呀
Do
you
even
like
the
Beach
Boys
你有喜欢"海滩男孩"吗
They
have
"Beach"
right
in
the
name.
他们组合名里有"海滩"两字
What
do
you
think
你觉得呢
Well
now
that
you
can
focus
again
what
do
you
say
现在你的注意力又能集中了
we
get
back
to
surface
tension
of
domain
walls
咱们可以回到畴壁表面张力的研究了吧
Of
course.
I'm
already
seeing
a
more
efficient
way
当然 我已经想到了一个
of
taming
the
ultravi...
更高效来...
I
know
why
the
song
was
in
my
head.
我知道为什么我老是忘不掉这歌了
Why
为什么
It's
about
Amy.
和艾米有关
Okay
look
I
know
Amy's
like
an
old
lady
我知道艾米举止打扮像个老太太
but
she's
not
old
enough
to
have
a
song
但她也不至于老到被唱进
from
the
'60s
written
about
her.
一首60年代的歌里吧
It's
about
how
she
made
my
life
better.
她让我的人生变得更美好
Consider
the
lyrics.
想想这歌词吧
"I
was
living
like
half
a
man.
"从前的我灵魂从未完整
Then
I
couldn't
love
but
now
I
can.
从前的我不会爱 现在的我已会爱
More
soul
than
I
ever
had.
灵魂从此变得完整
I
love
the
way
you
soften
my
life."
我爱你将我的心变得柔软"
Well
she
did
soften
your
life
didn't
she
她的确让你变得柔软了 不是吗
Yes
没错
She's
like
the
dryer
sheets
of
my
heart
她就是我的心灵柔顺剂
I
have
to
go.
我得走了
Am
I
like
the
dryer
sheets
of
your
heart
我也是你的心灵柔顺剂吗
Better.
You're
the
lint
trap
of
my
love.
不止 你可是我"爱的绒毛清除器"
That's
an
interesting
tie
clip.
这个领带夹还挺有趣的
Oh
thanks.
谢谢
It's
uh
Avogadro's
constant.
这是阿伏伽德罗常量
It's
useful
for
calculating
the
number
of
atoms
in
a
substance
可以用来计算物质中的原子数
or
causing
regret
in
anyone
who
asks
about
it.
或是让每个提问者后悔自己提了这问题
Oh
I...
我...
I
think
it's
neat.
我觉得挺不错的
Sorry.
Sorry.
对不起 对不起
No
one's
ever
liked
the
tie
clip
before
从来没人喜欢过这个领带夹
so
I
just
lost
all
control.
所以我就失控了
No
it...
it's
okay
and
we
are
on
a
date.
不 没关系 我们本来就在约会
I'm...
I'm
just
a
little
nervous.
我只是有点紧张
Well
no
need
to
be
nervous
with
me.
你无需对我紧张
I'm
just
a
harmless
giant
from
a
foreign
land.
我只是一个来自异国 人畜无害的巨人
You
know
I'm
just
being
silly.
I...
我只是犯傻而已 我...
I
don't
know
what
I'm
waiting
for.
我不知道我还在等什么
Amy
艾米
Amy.
艾米
Amy
艾米
That's
Sheldon.
那是谢尔顿
You're
kidding
How's
my
hair
你开玩笑的吧 我头发乱不乱
Sheldon
this
this
isn't
a
good
time.
谢尔顿 你来的真不凑巧
I
don't
care.
我才不管呢
Amy
there
was
a
song
I
couldn't
get
out
of
my
head.
艾米 有一首歌总是在我脑海盘旋
Eventually
I
realized
the
song
was
about
you
最后我终于发现 这歌和你有关
and
like
that
earworm
I
can't
get
you
out
of
my
heart.
你是我挥之不去的耳虫 久久盘旋在心口
So
what
I'm
trying
to
say
is
所以我想告诉你
you're
my
heartworm.
你是我的心虫
The
metaphorical
kind
not
not
the
poodle
killing
kind.
这是比喻 不是指真的犬心丝虫
W
W
W
What
你说什么
If
I
may...
打扰一下...
I
believe
what
he's
saying
我觉得他是在用
in
a
charming
and
delightful
way
一种更诗意更抒情的方式表达
is
that
he
loves
you
and
wants
you
back.
他很爱你 希望你能回到他身边
Dave
Gibbs
huge
fan
of
your
work.
戴夫·吉布斯 您的铁杆粉丝
Don't
mind
me.
不用管我
I'm
I'm
sorry.
I
didn't
realize
you
were
on
a
date.
我很抱歉 我不知道你正在约会呢
No
it
it...
it's
okay.
Keep
going
不 没关系 你继续说
Amy
if
you
want
to
be
my
girlfriend
again
艾米 如果你愿意重新做我的女朋友
I
really
want
to
be
your
boyfriend.
我也非常愿意做你的男朋友
I
really
want
that
too.
我非常愿意
Good.
Because
I
love
you.
太好了 因为我爱你
I
love
you
too.
我也爱你
Kiss
her
you
brilliant
fool
快亲她呀 你这个聪明的大傻瓜
I'll
let
you
get
back
to
your
date.
我就不打扰你约会了
Get
back
here
给我回来
Oh
oh
oh
darlin'
亲爱的
I
dream
about
you
often
my
pretty
darlin'
我总是反复梦到你 亲爱的美人儿
I
love
the
way
you
soften
my...
我爱你将我的心变得柔软...
Okay
then.
好了
I'll
uh
see
myself
out.
那我就自己走了
Amy
thank
you
for
dinner.
艾米 谢谢你的晚餐
Dr.
Cooper
pleasure
to
meet
you
sir.
库珀博士 非常高兴见到您
Uh
if
perhaps
sometime
you
have
a
spare
moment
如果下次您有空
I'd
uh
love
love
to
discuss
physics
我非常愿意和您讨论一下物理问题
or
"shoot
the
breeze
"
as
you
Yanks
say.
或是按你们的说法 一起"侃大山"
What
a
lovely
evening.
真是美好的一晚啊
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