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I
don't
ever
want
to
feel
Like
I
did
that
day
Take
me
to
the
place
I
love
Take
me
all
the
way
I
don't
ever
want
to
feel
Like
I
did
that
day
Take
me
to
the
place
I
love...
Fellas
please.
伙计们 拜托
Penny
come
on.
佩妮 别这样
We
were
just
finding
our
sound.
我们刚润好嗓子
You
found
it.
确实
It's
the
sound
of
a
cat
being
run
over
by
a
lawn
mower.
听起来就像被割草机碾过的猫叫
I'm
really
very
busy.
我真的很忙
Is
there
any
way
that
we
can
put
this
off
有没有办法延期
until
I
have
more
time
to
prepare
好让我有时间准备
Of
course.
当然
But
uh
you
understand
my
trepidation.
但你知道我害怕
What's
that
about
怎么回事
Not
a
clue.
没头绪
Can't
we
just
postpone
it
till
the
spring
不能推迟到春季吗
Maybe
next
summer
或者明年夏天
This
should
be
fairly
easy
to
deduce.
这个很容易推断
He's
holding
the
phone
to
his
left
ear.
他用左耳听电话
Ears
do
not
cross
hemispheres
so
he's
using
the
analytical
耳朵受同侧脑半球控制 他在用理性
rather
than
the
emotional
side
of
the
brain
suggesting
that
而不是感性的大脑半球 表明
he
has
no
personal
relationship
with
the
caller.
他与来电方无私人感情
No
I
didn't
realize
it
had
been
so
long.
不 我没发现有这么久了
Sure
I
guess
there's
no
other
choice
but
to
just
go
ahead
and
do
it.
当然 我看也没别的选择了 只好硬着头皮上了
He's
referring
to
an
activity
he
has
done
before.
他提到的是他以前做过的事
It's
unpleasant
and
needs
to
be
repeated.
令人不爽 还得反复做
This
suggests
some
sort
of
这就说明是某种
invasive
medical
test
like
perhaps
a
colonoscopy.
侵入性医学检查 很可能是结肠镜检查
Aren't
there
any
other
options
没别的选择吗
There's
not
a
lot
of
room.
空间不大
It's
gonna
be
uncomfortable.
会很不舒服的
Yes
yes.
没错 没错
I'm
definitely
going
with
colonoscopy.
绝对是结肠镜检查
Okay
bye.
好的 拜
My
mother's
coming
to
visit.
我母亲要来了
How
about
that
you
were
right.
怎么样 你说对了
It's
out
of
order.
电梯故障了
Yes
I
can
read
the
sign.
知道 我看到提示了
I'm
just
pondering
the
implications.
我在思考其含义
I
think
it
implies
that
the
elevator
doesn't
work.
含义就是电梯坏了
Again
I
can
read
the
sign.
再说一次 我看到提示了
But
the
sign
and
the
tape
are
coated
with
a
layer
of
dust
但提示和带子上都积了一层灰
which
indicates
that
the
elevator
has
been
nonfunctional
表明电梯不能用
for
a
significant
amount
of
time.
有好长时间了
Which
suggests
either
a
remarkable
passivity
among
the
I
assume
这就说明要么这楼的 24到36户人家 我假设的
24
to
36
residents
of
this
building
基于邮箱的个数
based
on
the
number
of
mailboxes
和典型的城市人口密度得出的
and
given
typical
urban
population
density
都特别懒散
or
a
shared
delusion
of
functionality.
要么都同时产生功能性错觉
You
must
be
Leonard's
mother.
你一定是莱纳德的母亲
Oh
I
don't
know
if
I
must
be
but
yes.
我不确定我一定是 但没错
Uh
I'm
Penny.
I'm
his
neighbor.
我是佩妮 他的邻居
Oh
Dr.
Beverly
Hofstadter.
贝芙莉·霍夫斯塔德博士
Oh
nice
to
meet
you.
很高兴认识你
Oh
you're
a
hand
shaker.
Interesting.
你喜欢握手 有趣
Uh
why
don't
you
come
with
me.
跟我来吧
I'll
walk
you
to
the
apartment.
Oh
all
right.
-我带你去他公寓 -好的
Would
you
like
to
exchange
pleasantries
on
the
way
路上可以寒暄寒暄吗
Yeah
sure
I
guess.
当然 我想可以
All
right
you
start.
好的 你先说
Okay.
好的
You
know
I've
always
been
curious.
我总是很好奇
What
was
Leonard
like
when
he
was
little
莱纳德小时候什么样子
Oh
I
think
you
mean
young.
我猜你是说年幼时
He's
always
been
little.
他一直很小[个子矮小]
Right
okay.
好的
What
was
he
like
when
he
was
young
他年幼时什么样子
You'll
have
to
be
more
specific.
你得说得更具体些
Um
okay
like
five
or
six.
好的 大约5 6岁时
Five.
5岁
Oh
well
at
that
age
he
was
well
enmeshed
在那个年纪 他正陷于
in
what
Freud
would
call
the
phallic
stage
被弗洛伊德称之为
of
psychosexual
development.
性心理发展的阴茎期
An
outmoded
theory
of
course
but
the
boy
did
spend
当然是过气的理论 但这孩子的确
most
of
his
waking
hours
with
a
tight
grasp
on
his
penis.
醒着的大部分时间都紧紧地抓着"小弟弟"
Yeah
Leonard
mentioned
you
were
a
psychiatrist.
莱纳德提过你以前是精神病医生
Well
that
is
one
of
my
degrees.
是我的学位之一
My
primary
field
is
neuroscience.
我的主修是神经系统学
Well
I'm
an
actress.
我是个演员
Why
为什么
What
do
you
mean
why
什么为什么
Well
there
are
studies
that
suggest
that
many
who
go
into
有研究表明很多从事
the
performing
arts
suffer
from
an
external
locus
of
identity.
演艺事业的人都受外界认同的煎熬
Yeah
I
don't
know
what
that
means.
我不知道那是什么意思
Well
it
means
you
value
yourself
only
as
others
value
you
就是说只有别人看重你时 你才看重自己
which
is
often
the
result
of
unmet
childhood
emotional
needs.
一般是童年情感需要得不到满足的结果
Oh
well
I
had
a
wonderful
childhood.
我有个很棒的童年
Tell
me
about
it.
和我说说
I
know
my
dad
wanted
a
boy.
我知道我爸爸想要个男孩
I
I
just
I
tried
being
good
at
sports
我就拼命让自己变成运动能手
but
I
hated
getting
dirty
但我讨厌脏兮兮的
And
then
I'm
assuming
you
entered
adolescence.
之后 我猜 你进入青春期
He
called
me
Slugger
until
I
got
my
first
training
bra.
在我戴上少女乳罩前 他一直称我为强击手
And
then
he
just
stopped
playing
catch
with
me.
之后就不再和我一起打球
I
wasn't
Slugger
anymore.
我也不再是强击手了
Your
mother's
here
你母亲来了
If
you
want
to
have
intercourse
with
that
girl
如果你想和那女孩性交
find
out
what
kind
of
cologne
her
fathore.
查一下她父亲用哪种古龙水就行
Good
to
see
you
Mother.
妈妈 很高兴见到您
Here's
your
tea
Mother.
妈妈 您的茶沏好了
Oolong
Yes.
-乌龙茶 -是的
Loose
not
bagged
Yes.
-散装的 不是茶包 -是的
Steeped
three
minutes
Yes.
-泡了三分钟 -是的
Two
percent
milk
Yes.
-百分之二的牛奶 -是的
Warmed
separately
Yes.
-分别加热 -是的
One
teaspoon
sugar
Yes.
-一勺糖 -是的
Raw
sugar
Yes.
-粗糖 -是的
It's
cold.
已经凉了
I'll
start
again.
我重头再来
I
have
the
same
problem
with
him.
我也觉得他有问题
My
theory
is
that
his
lack
of
focus
我的理论是他不够专注
stems
from
an
over
developed
sex
drive.
因为性欲过剩
Oh
I
don't
know
where
he
would've
gotten
that.
我真不知道他是从哪遗传的
Aside
from
a
pro
forma
consummation
of
our
marriage
在我和他父亲圆满的婚姻之余
his
father
and
I
only
had
intercourse
for
the
purposes
of
reproduction.
我们只为了生育下一代 而进行性行为
That
seems
a
fairly
efficient
arrangement.
这种安排太有效率了
Yes
we
think
so.
我们也这么认为
We've
both
done
papers
on
it.
我们都因此发表了论文
Mine
from
the
neuroscientific
point
of
view
我的论文是从神经系统科学的角度写的
and
his
from
an
anthropological.
他父亲是从人类学的角度
Mine
of
course
was
the
onlyne
worth
reading.
当然 只有我的论文值得一读
Of
course.
必然的
I
would
very
much
like
to
read
about
your
sex
life.
我很有兴趣拜读您的性生活
Well
it's
all
online
or
you
can
order
it
我放在网上了 你也可以
from
the
Princeton
University
Press.
从普林斯顿大学出版社订购
Here's
your
tea
Mother.
母亲 请喝茶
So
what
are
you
guys
talking
about
你们在聊什么呢
The
frequency
with
which
your
parents
had
intercourse.
你父母性行为的频率
Swell.
一流
If
you're
lucky
maybe
she'll
show
you
如果你三生有幸 她可能
the
PowerPoint
presentation.
会给你看演讲的幻灯片
I'm
sorry
it's
on
my
other
laptop.
不好意思 存在我另一台笔记本里
So
Mother...
那么 母亲
what's
new
有什么新鲜事么
You'll
have
to
be
more
specific.
你要说得具体点
All
right.
好吧
Uh
what's
new
with
you
您有什么新鲜事么
Oh
well
I've
been
having
some
fascinating
menopausal
symptoms
recently.
我目前 出现了一些奇妙的更年期症状
Maybe
something
less
personal.
能谈谈不这么私人的吗
Your
Uncle
Floyd
died.
你叔叔弗洛德死了
Oh
my
God.
天啊
What
happened
发生什么事了
His
heart
stopped
beating.
他的心跳停止了
I
have
to
urinate.
我得去排尿了
What
a
remarkable
woman.
真是个超赞的女人
Yeah
I
I
thought
you
guys
might
hit
it
off.
我也觉得你们会很投缘
I
envy
you
your
childhood.
我真嫉妒你的童年生活
I
hate
to
tell
you
but
the
only
warm
memories
真不想告诉你 我童年唯一的美好回忆
I
have
of
my
childhood
are
of
my
Uncle
Floyd.
都是和我叔叔弗洛德在一起的
You're
clearly
misremembering.
你记错了吧
Your
mother
is
brilliant
你母亲聪明绝顶
analytical
insightful.
具有高超的分析力和洞察力
And
I'm
betting
she
never
hit
you
with
a
Bible
because
我打赌就算你不肯吃汤菜
you
wouldn't
eat
your
Brussels
sprouts.
她也不会用圣经打你
Sheldon
you
don't
give
your
mother
enough
credit.
谢尔顿 你对你母亲的评价有失偏颇
She's
warm
she's
loving
她是个有爱心的人
she
doesn't
glue
electrodes
to
your
head
她不会在你脑袋上贴上电极
to
measure
your
brain
waves
while
potty
training.
当你学着上厕所时测量你的脑电波
You
were
lucky.
你很幸运
When
I
was
a
kid
if
I
wanted
an
EEG
我小的时候 如果想做脑电图扫描
I
had
to
attach
my
own
electrodes.
我不得不自己贴电极
So
Dr.
Hofstadter
霍夫斯塔德博士
Leonard
rarely
talks
about
莱纳德很少谈及
his
incredibly
successful
brother
and
sister.
他成就颇高的姐姐和弟弟
Please
don't
go
there
Howard.
拜托 霍华德 别提这个了
I
understand
that
我了解到
unlike
Leonard
they're
at
the
top
of
their
respective
fields.
不像莱纳德 他们 都是各自领域的权威人物
Boy
you
suck.
你个烂人
Well
Leonard's
younger
brother
Michael
莱纳德的弟弟迈克尔
is
a
tenured
law
professor
at
Harvard
是哈佛的法学终身教授
and
his
sister
just
successfully
grew
他的姐姐刚刚成功地
a
human
pancreas
in
an
adolescent
gibbon.
在一只青春期的长臂猿体内植入人类胰脏
So
she's
close
to
curing
diabetes
她很快就能治愈糖尿病了
Why
else
would
you
grow
a
pancreas
in
a
teenaged
gibbon
在一只十几岁的长臂猿体内植入胰脏还有别的原因么
Wow
you
must
be
very
proud.
你一定很为他们骄傲吧
Why
为什么
They're
not
my
accomplishments.
又不是我的成就
I
have
to
urinate.
我得去排尿了
Why
are
you
doing
this
你为什么这么做
You
know
the
rules.
你知道游戏规则
You
brought
your
mom
to
work
you
must
suffer.
你带母亲来上班 就等着受罪吧
Leonard
I
had
no
idea
莱纳德 我不知道
your
siblings
were
so
much
more
successful
than
you.
你兄妹的成就都比你高这么多
Yeah
you're
like
the
Jar
Jar
Binks
of
the
Hofstadter
family.
你就像是霍夫斯塔德家族里的怪物查查比[星战里的马脸怪物]
Oh
meesa
think
yousa
lookin'
so
so
sad.
我觉得[模仿查查比的牙买加口音] 你看起来好悲哀
You
know
rather
than
mock
me
my
friends
might
realize
我的朋友不该嘲笑我
that
this
is
difficult
and
try
to
help
me
through
it.
应该懂得我有多难 尽力帮我
Nope
I
think
mocking
you
is
more
fun.
我觉得嘲笑你更有趣
Next
time
don't
yousa
bring
mama
to
work.
下一次 看你还带不带妈妈来上班
Okee
day
如何
That
was
fast.
很快嘛
Oh
the
middle
stall
was
occupied.
中间的坑被人占了
I'll
have
to
try
again
later.
我得一会再去
That's
totally
understandable.
非常能理解
In
bladder
voiding
as
in
real
estate
排空膀胱 就好像搞房地产
it's
location
location
location.
地点最重要
So
where
were
we
说到哪了
Howard
lives
with
his
mother
and
Raj
can't
speak
to
women
unless
he's
drunk.
霍华德还和老妈住在一起 而拉杰不喝醉 就不会和女人说话
Go.
说吧
That's
fascinating.
很吸引人
Selective
mutism
is
quite
rare.
选择性缄默症非常稀有
On
the
other
hand
an
adult
Jewish
male
另一方面 一个成年犹太男性
living
with
his
mother
is
so
common
和母亲同住已经普遍到
it
borders
on
sociological
cliché.
近似于社会学的陈词滥调了
It's
just
temporary
I
pay
rent.
只是暂时的 我有付房租
He
lives
in
the
same
room
where
his
bassinet
was.
他现在的房间就是以前放婴儿床的
You
know
both
selective
mutism
无论是选择性缄默症
and
an
inability
to
separate
from
one's
mother
还是无法离开母亲独自生活
can
stem
from
a
pathological
fear
of
women.
都可能是源于对女性的病理性恐惧
It
might
explain
why
这或许可以解释为何
the
two
of
you
have
created
an
ersatz
homosexual
marriage
你们俩建立一段同性恋代替性婚姻关系
to
satisfy
your
need
for
intimacy.
来满足自己对亲密关系的饥渴
Say
what
你说什么
That's
basically
what
I
just
said.
那不是等于我说的嘛
You
brought
your
husband
to
work.
你带你"老公"一起工作
You
know
the
rules.
你知道游戏规则
Meesa
thinking
yousa
looking
pretty
sad
now
too
betcha
betcha.
我觉得你们现在看起来也很悲哀 对吧
Leonard
it's
1
00.
莱纳德 已经1点了
Weren't
you
going
to
show
me
your
laboratory
at
1
00
1点不是要带我参观你的实验室吗
There's
no
hurry
Mother.
别急 妈妈
Tell
them
more
about
their
secret
love
for
each
other.
再说一点他们之间的"地下恋情"
But
it's
1
00.
但已经1点了
You
were
going
to
show
me
your
laboratory
at
1
00.
你应该在1点带我去参观你的实验室
Her
reasoning
is
unassailable.
她的理由无懈可击
It
is
1
00.
已经1点了
Fine.
Let's
go.
好吧 咱们走
I
think
you'll
find
my
work
pretty
interesting.
你肯定会觉得我的工作很有趣
I'm
attempting
to
replicate
the
dark
matter
signal
我正在尝试复制意大利人从碘化钠晶体里
found
in
sodium
iodide
crystals
by
the
Italians.
找到的暗物质信号
So
no
original
research
没有原创性研究
No.
没有
Well
what's
the
point
of
my
seeing
it
那我去看还有什么意义
I
could
just
read
the
paper
the
Italians
wrote.
我直接看意大利人的报导不就行了
Just
for
the
record
强烈声明
we're
not
in
an
ersatz
homosexual
relationship.
我们没有什么同性恋代替性关系
Well
then
why
didn't
you
say
that
to
her
你刚怎么不跟她说
Why
is
it
always
my
responsibility
为什么这老是我的责任
It's
not
always
your
responsibility.
并非老是你的责任
I
swear
this
is
the
same
thing
you
did
at
the
comic
book
store
last
week.
我保证 这和你上周在漫画书店干的事情没两样
I
can't
believe
you're
bringing
that
up.
难以置信你会提起这件事
I
didn't
bring
it
up.
You
did.
才不是我提的 是你才对
We'll
talk
about
this
later.
我们以后再说
You
always
say
that
but
we
never
do.
你老这么糊弄我 从来没这么做过
You
went
to
the
comic
book
store
without
me.
你们居然去漫画书店不带上我
You
got
alcohol
你有酒吗
Your
mom
still
here
Yep.
-你老妈还没走 -没错
Come
on
in.
进来吧
Wait
wait
she's
not
gonna
come
here
looking
for
you
is
she
等等 她不会来这儿找你吧
Relax.
She
took
Sheldon
to
the
hospital
to
get
a
brain
scan.
别担心 她拖了谢尔顿去医院做脑扫描
Oh
my
God.
What
happened
天啊 怎么了
Nothing.
Mother
likes
looking
at
brains
没什么 老妈喜欢观察大脑
and
Sheldon
likes
getting
his
brain
scanned.
谢尔顿则想做脑扫描
Geez
what
a
fun
couple.
一个愿打 一个愿挨
She's
only
been
here
a
day
and
a
half
她只在这儿呆了一天半
and
I'm
seriously
considering
alcoholism
我已经开始认真考虑把酒精中毒
as
a
new
career
path.
作为我下半生的事业
Hey
I
talked
to
her
for
five
minutes
yesterday
我昨天只和她聊了5分钟
and
I've
been
half
bombed
ever
since.
就一直处于半醉状态
You
can't
let
her
get
into
your
head.
你不能让她进驻你的大脑
My
head
what
about
yours
我的大脑 那你的呢
It's
too
late
for
me.
已经太迟了
My
head
is
her
summer
house.
我的大脑就是她的避暑山庄
She
was
right
you
know.
可她并没有错
The
locus
of
my
identity
is
totally
exterior
to
me.
外界对我的认同都写在脸上了
Oh
yeah
there
she
is.
Hi
Mom.
已经被她洗脑了 你好 老妈
I
mean
do
you
know
where
I
was
all
morning
你知道我整个早上去哪了吗
Auditioning
with
50
other
blondes
和50个金发美女抢试镜
for
some
stupid
antidepressant
commercial.
为了一个愚蠢的抗抑郁药广告
And
for
what
为了什么
So
I'll
finally
get
my
daddy's
approval
就为了最终得到我爸的认可
Did
you
get
the
part
你抢到那个角色了吗
No
they
said
I
was
too
perky.
没有 他们说我太活泼了
You
want
to
talk
about
not
getting
love
from
a
parent.
你想谈谈没有亲情的生活
You
know
what
I
used
to
do
when
I
was
little
你知道我的小时候
to
have
some
sensation
of
human
contact
想获得人体接触做了什么吗
Yeah
you
grabbed
your
penis
and
wouldn't
let
go.
知道 你死抓着"小弟弟"不放
Your
mother
told
me.
你老妈告诉我的
Of
course
she
did.
不出所料
Anyway
that's
not
what
I
was
gonna
say.
但我想说的不是这个
When
I
was
ten
years
old
i
built
a
hugging
machine.
我10岁时 造了一个"拥抱机"
A
hugging
machine
"拥抱机"
Yeah.
I
got
a
dressmaker's
mannequin
对 我找了个裁缝用的假人
I
stuffed
it
with
an
electric
blanket
在里面塞一条电热毯
so
it
would
be
warm
and
built
two
radio
controlled
arms
就能有温度 还装了两只无线电控制的手臂
that
would
hug
me
and
pat
my
back.
能抱我 拍我的背
Oh
that
is
so
sad.
好悲哀
You
know
what
the
saddest
part
was
What
-你知道最悲哀的是什么吗 -什么
My
father
used
to
borrow
it.
我爸爸常把它借过去
Your
scan
data
will
be
very
helpful
to
my
research.
你的扫描资料会对我的研究非常有帮助
You
have
a
remarkable
brain.
你有一颗非比寻常的大脑
I
know.
必须的
Although
I've
always
hated
虽然我不喜欢我的右额叶
how
my
right
frontal
lobe
looks
in
pictures.
在X光片上的效果
Common
complaint
among
men.
男人抱怨最多的
Nothing's
ever
big
enough.
总嫌东西不够大
Except
when
they
get
a
tumor.
除非是个肿瘤
Then
you
never
hear
the
end
of
it.
你就不会听到这种抱怨了
I'd
love
to
see
a
scan
of
your
brain
sometime.
希望改日能看看你的脑扫描
Oh
I'll
send
you
a
link
我会发个链接给你
but
its
physiology
is
fairly
unimpressive.
但就生理学来说 我的脑扫描相当无趣
Oh
I
can't
believe
that.
真难以置信
Your
unwillingness
to
accept
empirical
evidence
你不愿接受经验实据
suggests
an
attempt
at
flattery.
说明一种奉承之举
My
apologies.
我抱歉
I've
been
living
with
your
son
too
long.
我和你儿子住在一起太久了
Gotten
into
some
bad
habits.
染了些坏习惯
Understandable.
可以理解
Can
I
make
you
a
cup
of
tea
I
doubt
it
-能给你沏杯茶吗 -我怀疑你的能力
but
if
anyone
has
a
chance
it's
probably
you.
不过有机会的人只有你了
I
feel
very
comfortable
around
you.
和你呆在一起很舒服
I
feel
very
comfortable
around
you
too.
我也有同感
It's
surprising
令人吃惊
because
I
generally
don't
feel
comfortable
around
因为我通常跟任何人在一起都觉得
well
anyone.
不舒服
Nor
I.
我也是
What
are
the
odds
that
two
individuals
像我们这么独特的两个人
as
unique
as
ourselves
would
be
connected
通过像你儿子这样的庸人
by
someone
as
comparatively
workaday
as
your
son
而联系上的几率有多大
Is
that
a
rhetorical
point
那是个修辞学观点呢
or
would
you
like
to
do
the
math
还是你想算算
I'd
like
to
do
the
math.
我想算一算
I'd
like
that
too.
我也想
Okay
now
this
time
Uh
huh.
好了 这次
you're
gonna
lick
the
salt...off
my
neck...
你要舔掉我脖子的盐
...do
the
shot...
喝一杯
...and
then
bite
the
lime.
再咬一口酸橙
I'm
sorry
I
didn't
hear
anything
after
"lick."
抱歉 "舔"后的我都没听到
Neck
shot
lime.
脖子 酒 酸橙
Okay
shot
lime.
好了 酒 酸橙
Right.
对
Where's
the
lime
酸橙在哪
Oh
okay
we're
sharing.
我们一起吃
So
what
do
you
think
你觉得怎样
I'm
very
tempted.
我被深深吸引了
I'm
just
not
sure
it's
appropriate
with
my
son's
roommate.
我只是不确定和我儿子的室友 是否合适
Normally
I'd
feel
the
same
way.
通常 我也会有同感
But
based
on
everything
I've
observed
about
us
不过从我们身上的一切来看
I
can't
help
but
speculate
we'd
be
very
good
together.
我无法自持地推测我们俩会很适合
True.
I've
had
a
similar
observation.
确实 我也这样觉得
It's
certainly
something
I
could
never
do
with
my
husband.
绝对是我和我老公都没做过的事
I
was
hesitant
the
first
time
I
tried
it
第一次尝试时我也很犹豫
but
I
experienced
an
unanticipated
但我体验了一次未曾料到的
and
remarkable
release
of
endorphins.
大量的安多芬[能产生快感]释放
It's
quite
satisfying.
非常令人满意
I
see
what
you're
doing.
我明白你的用意
You're
appealing
to
the
neuroscientific
researcher
in
me.
你很想对我做神经学研究
You
see
right
through
me
don't
you
你完全看穿我了 不是吗
Only
when
you're
in
a
CAT
scanner.
只能在电脑断层扫描仪上
This
is
actually
gonna
happen.
梦想就要成真了
Honey
shush
shush
shush
shush
shush.
亲爱的 嘘 嘘 嘘
You
shush
I'm
happy.
I
want
to
talk
about
it.
你嘘嘘 我开心 我想说
You
know
what
my
mother
would
say
about
this
你知道我妈会说什么吗
She
would
say
because
you
were
not
loved
by
your
father
她会说 你爸爸不爱你
and
I
was
not
loved
by
my
mother
我妈妈也不爱我
that
having
sex
is
our
way
of
making
up
for
the
intimacy
we
didn't
get
as
children.
做爱是我们弥补儿时没有得到的 亲密关系的方法
Why
would
you
bring
that
up
right
now
你为什么现在要提这个
I
don't
know.
我不知道
Foreplay
前戏吗
So
you're
saying
you're
not
having
sex
with
me
也就是说 你不是在和我做爱
you're
having
sex
with
your
mother
是和你妈做爱吗
I'm
gonna
go
with
"no."
我想说"不是"
That
is
the
sickest
thing
I've
ever
heard.
这是我听过最恶心的事了
Come
on
you're
trying
to
have
sex
with
your
father
and
I'm
okay
with
that.
得了吧 你不也是想和你爸爸做爱 我都没意见
Get
out
滚出去
She
said
shush.
I
should
have
shushed.
她说"嘘" 我就应该闭嘴
Ooh
all
night
all
night
Oh
every
night
Hold
tight
Hold
tight
You
hold
tight
Hold
tight
Baby
hold
tight
Anyway
you
want
it
that's
the
way
you
need
it
All
right
Mother.
好了 妈妈
Um
have
a
nice
flight.
一路顺风
That's
not
really
in
my
control
is
it
那又不是我能控制的
Oh
good
morning.
早上好
Morning.
早上好
Look
I
was
just
coming
over
to
talk
to
you.
我刚想过来和你谈谈
You
don't
have
to.
没必要
Ever.
永远
Gotcha.
明白
Good
bye
Mother.
再见 妈妈
Good
bye
Leonard.
再见 伦纳德
So
Slugger
shall
we
pick
up
where
we
left
off
last
time
强击手 我们继续 上次没说完的话题吧
I
mean
my
mom
could've
just
said
我妈妈完全可以说
"Bob
get
over
it
she's
a
girl
move
on."
鲍勃 想开点 她只是个小姑娘
But
she
didn't.
但她没有
Not
one
word.
Interesting.
-一个字也没说 -很有趣
Would
you
be
willing
to
fly
to
New
Jersey
and
discuss
你能不能乘飞机去新泽西做个脑部扫描
your
relationship
with
your
parents
during
a
brain
scan
顺便谈谈你和父母的关系吗
Would
it
help
Well
it
would
help
me.
-会有帮助吗 -对我有帮助
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