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Hey
will
you
steam
my
uniform
next
弄好可以也烫下我的制服吗
Yeah
w...
interesting.
哟 真有意思
Do
you
recall
this
conversation
你还记得我们这段对话吗
"Leonard
want
to
go
halfsies
on
a
steamer
"
"莱纳德 要不要跟我摊挂烫机的钱"
"No
Sheldon
we
don't
need
a
steamer."
"不要 谢尔顿 我们又用不到"
Looks
like
that
rumpled
chicken's
come
home
to
roost.
看来有人现在自食恶果了吧
字面意 乱毛小鸡返巢歇息啦
Here
are
the
make
up
sponges
you
asked
for.
这是你要的化妆海绵
Oh
thanks
I
thought
I
had
more.
谢啦 我本来以为我还有不少
Damn
you've
got
more
makeup
than
I
do.
靠 你的化妆品比我还多
You've
got
better
makeup
than
I
do.
而且还比我用的都高级
Yeah
I'm
borrowing
this.
这个老娘借了
This
is
my
Comic
Con
makeup.
这是我动漫大会专用化妆品
I
love
you
but
there
are
some
things
我爱你 但有些东西是男子汉们
a
man
doesn't
share
with
his
girlfriend.
不能与女友分享的
That's
a
wise
policy.
十分明智的原则
I
once
borrowed
my
sister's
makeup
for
a
costume
contest.
我曾为化装比赛借用了我妹妹的化妆品
Got
a
terrible
case
of
pinkeye.
结果被传染到红眼病
Yeah
but
luckily
I
was
going
as
a
zombie.
幸好那年我刚好是想化装成僵尸
I
won
second
place.
因此还赢得了第二名呢
I
feel
like
you
guys
just
went
to
Comic
Con.
你们不是才去过动漫大会吗
That
was
San
Diego
Comic
Con.
上次是圣地亚哥动漫大会
This
is
Bakersfield
Comic
Con.
这次是贝克尔斯菲动漫大会
Is
that
better
这次的有比较好吗
Well
it's
a
lot
smaller.
其实规模小了很多
It's
more
about
the
comic
books.
但重心主要放在漫画书上
The
way
these
conventions
used
to
be
以前传统的大会都是这样
before
they
went
all
Hollywood.
而不是像现在的好莱坞电影潮
So
to
answer
your
question
no
it's
not
better.
简单扼要地回答你 这场没比较好
Well
then
why
are
you
going
那你们干嘛还去啊
It's
a
comic
book
convention.
始终还是漫画大会
You
know
it's
like
pizza
or
particle
accelerators
就如同披萨或粒子加速器一样嘛
even
the
stinky
one's
still
pretty
good.
就算做得不好 也还是可以接受
All
right.
好吧
Well
you
guys
have
fun.
那祝你们玩得开心
I
guess
I'll
see
you
Sunday
night.
那估计是周日晚再见了吧
Yeah.
Okay.
-是的 行
Oh
hang
on
a
second.
你等一下
Hold
this.
举着这个
What
was
that
for
这是干嘛
To
show
people
when
they
don't
believe
me.
作为别人不信我有美女女友时的证据
第六季
第十三集
生活大爆炸
Oh
this
is
the
best.
这样最爽了
You
have
booze
with
breakfast
on
a
Tuesday
如果你平日吃早餐时配酒喝
you
got
a
problem.
人家会说你酗酒
You
do
it
on
the
weekend
you
got
brunch.
但如果是周末这样 就能推说是早午餐
Sheldon
doesn't
believe
in
brunch.
谢尔顿不爱早午餐这套
He
can't
stand
being
at
a
table
他无法忍受吃饭时
where
one
person's
having
an
omelet
一边有人在吃早餐煎蛋卷
and
another
person's
having
a
sandwich.
而另一边有人在吃午餐三明治
He's
not
exhausting
at
all.
他真是不厌其"烦"啊
It's
Leonard
he
says
they're
on
the
road
莱纳德发的短信 说他们在路上了
and
headed
for
Bakersfield
at
"warp
speed."
正"曲速前进"贝克尔斯菲市呢
科幻电影中 运用空间翘曲 以快于光速的几个数量级的速度航行
Maybe
it's
the
Mimosa
可能这含羞草鸡尾酒上头
but
I'm
gonna
give
the
kid
an
LOL.
但我就大发慈悲给他回个"哈哈哈"吧
It's
cute
how
excited
they
are.
他们兴奋这些事的样子真可爱
You
should
have
seen
Howard
你们应该看看霍华德
sewing
his
costume
all
week
for
the
convention.
为了参加大会 缝了整周服装的样子
When
did
Howard
learn
to
sew
霍华德什么时候学的缝纫啊
When
he
was
a
little
boy
every
couple
months
他小时候 每隔几个月
he
would
have
to
let
his
mom's
pants
out.
都要帮他妈把旧裤子重新缝大一点
I
don't
even
understand
why
they
go
to
these
conventions.
我真不知道他们为什么会去这些大会
I
know.
对啊
The
four
of
them
work
at
a
major
university.
他们四个都在知名大学工作
They're
all
super
smart.
他们都超级聪明
How
can
they
still
be
into
something
made
for
12
year
olds
怎么会还在痴迷12岁小孩的玩意呢
I
don't
mind
it.
我是不介意啦
I
think
Howie's
just
in
touch
with
his
inner
child.
我觉得霍华德只是内心有孩子气的一面
Although
when
he
comes
to
bed
in
his
Batman
pajamas
不过有时候他穿着蝙蝠侠睡衣上床时
sometimes
it
feels
like
I'm
touching
his
inner
child.
我都感觉是其实他就是个小孩
It's
probably
because
they
were
bullied
growing
up.
可能是因为他们从小被欺负到大吧
In
a
world
where
you
can't
fight
back
在一个人自身无力反抗时
superheroes
provide
meaningful
wish
fulfillment.
超级英雄能满足他们心中的愿望
Now
I
feel
bad
for
picking
on
all
those
kids.
现在我对自己欺负过的那些人感到内疚
Although
in
my
defense
但我也要替自己辩驳
if
Danny
Biffle
didn't
want
to
eat
a
mouthful
of
dirt
当年丹尼·比佛要不想被欺负得满嘴泥
he
shouldn't
have
shown
up
to
school
wearing
a
bow
tie.
就不该戴着一个欠扁的蠢领结来上学
I've
never
even
read
a
comic
book.
You
guys
我没有看过漫画书呢 你们呢
Uh
uh.
No.
-没 -没有过
I
mean
it's
such
an
important
part
of
their
lives.
这东西对他们生命那么重要
Maybe
we
should
try
reading
some.
我们也许该去试着看看啊
Seriously
你说真的吗
The
comic
book
store
isn't
far
from
here.
漫画店离这里也不远啊
That
is
an
amazing
idea.
这主意太棒了
Okay
how
many
of
these
have
I
had
靠 我是喝了多少杯啦
I
think
you
should
turn
on
the
GPS.
我觉得你该开卫星导航器
It
is
on.
开了啊
But
the
turn
by
turn
voice
option
isn't
on.
可你没开语音导航功能
I
know
I'd
feel
more
safe
你要是打开那个
if
you
turn
on
the
turn
by
turn
voice
option.
我会感觉到加倍安心呢
I
love
the
turn
by
turn
voice
option.
我爱死语音导航功能了
Has
it
really
only
been
ten
miles
真的只开了10英里而已吗
I'm
turning
it
on
but
just
to
shut
you
up.
为了让你闭嘴 我现在就开
Leonard
bear
left
莱纳德 向左转
and
continue
on
Interstate
210.
沿着210洲际公路继续前行
Ooh
sounds
like
that
fellow
knows
what
he's
talking
about.
语音导航的那人听起来很懂行啊
I'd
put
on
my
listening
ears
if
I
were
you.
我要是你 一定会洗耳恭听的
What
did
you
do
你对导航器干嘛了
I
found
a
hack
online.
我网上找到了个破解软件
I
was
able
to
upload
MP3
recordings
能让我把自己录制的声音档
of
my
voice
to
your
GPS.
上传到你的导航器
That
is
so
cool.
这太酷了
Counterpoint
no
it's
not.
反对 一点都不酷
Continue
on
Interstate
210
继续沿着210洲际公路
for
five
miles.
前行5英里
Here's
an
interesting
fact
about
interstates.
以下是一则关于洲际公路的有趣小知识
Really
你不是吧
Shh
he
said
it's
interesting.
别吵 人家说是有趣小知识呢
Interstates
are
numbered
as
follows.
洲际公路数字命名的规则是
Even
numbered
routes
run
east
and
west
偶数公路走东西向
odd
numbered
routes
run
north
and
south.
奇数公路走南北向
Three
digit
route
numbers
indicate
bypasses
三位数公路表示环绕郊区
or
spurs.
或支路
Look
Leonard
there's
a
bridge.
瞧 莱纳德 那有座桥
Drive
off
it.
冲出去死了算了
You
know
we're
not
that
far
from
Vazquez
Rocks.
我们离华斯克巨岩公园不远了
Oh
they
shot
a
lot
of
Star
Trek
episodes
out
there.
《星际迷航》有很多集都是在那里拍的
We've
got
our
costumes
in
the
trunk.
我们的化装服就在车里
We
could
go
there
and
have
a
little
photo
shoot.
我们可以去那里 拍几张照片
Great
idea.
好主意
I
haven't
had
a
carbohydrate
in
two
weeks.
我两周没碰过碳水化合物了
These
cheekbones
need
to
be
in
front
of
a
camera
瘦得颧骨都凸起来了 不赶紧拍照
before
I
eat
a
pretzel
and
they're
gone.
不然一块椒盐卷饼下肚 就打回原形了
Yeah
that
sounds
fun.
好啊 听起来不错
Oh
smashing.
好极了
Now
Leonard
do
you
know
how
to
get
there
No.
-莱纳德 那你知道怎么去吗 -不知道
Yeah
well
luckily
someone
in
the
car
does.
幸好车上有人知道
Recalculating.
重新计算路程
While
we're
waiting
在等待的同时
do
you
know
which
president
signed
你知道是哪一任总统将
the
Intestate
Highway
System
Act
into
law
《洲际公路系统法案》签署成为法律吗
The
answer
coming
up
in
14
miles.
答案将在14英里后公布
None
of
you
will
get
it.
你们肯定都猜不出来
It's
Eisenhower.
是艾森豪威尔[美国第三十四任总统]
Why
are
they
staring
他们干嘛盯着我们看
Who
cares
哪要理由
Just
soak
it
in.
好好享受就行了
Hello
boys.
你们好呀
Could
you
please
stop
staring
They're
just
girls.
拜托不要盯着看 不过是女生而已
It's
nothing
you
haven't
seen
in
movies
or
in
drawings.
你们又不是没在电影或漫画里见过
Hey
Stuart.
斯尔图特
Wh
What
brings
you
guys
here
什么风把你们吹来了
We
were
looking
for
a
recommendation
about
comic
books.
我们想听听你对漫画书的建议
Oh
well
I
recommend
you
don't
open
a
store
and
sell
them.
我的建议是 千万不要以卖漫画书为生
No
we
were
just
wondering
不是啦 我们只是好奇
why
the
guys
like
this
stuff
so
much
为什么男生这么喜欢看漫画
so
we
thought
we'd
give
it
a
try.
所以我们想试试看
Oh
okay.
What
do
you
think
you
might
be
into
好的 你们觉得自己可能会喜欢什么类型
Superhero
fantasy
graphic
novels
manga
超级英雄漫画 奇幻漫画 漫画小说 日本漫画
I
swear
I
will
turn
a
hose
on
you.
再盯人家我就拿水管喷死你们
What
kind
of
comics
do
the
guys
like
那咱家几个都喜欢什么类型的漫画
Um
a
little
bit
of
everything.
什么类型都会看一点
Mostly
superhero
stuff.
大部分是超级英雄系列的
All
right
well
who's
the
best
superhero
好吧 那谁是最厉害的超级英雄
You
can't
ask
a
question
like
that
in
here.
你不能在这里问这种问题
Are
you
trying
to
start
a
rumble
你是想挑起宅男骂战吗
Well
what
do
you
recommend
那你推荐什么
Well
uh
let's
see.
我想想
You've
got
your
basic
clean
cut
good
guys
有阳光帅气的基本款英雄
Superman
Spider
Man
Captain
America.
《超人》 《蜘蛛侠》 《美国队长》
Then
you
have
your
darker
anti
heroes
有黑暗系的另类英雄
your
Batman
your
Wolverine
Punisher.
《蝙蝠侠》 《金刚狼》 《惩罚者》
Ooh
I
do
love
a
bad
boy.
哇 我还就喜欢坏小子
As
evidenced
by
your
boyfriend
and
his
fear
of
hamsters.
你那怕仓鼠的男友 就是最好的"证明"啊
If
I
were
you
I'd
go
for
Fables
number
one.
如果我是你 我会选《成人童话》第一集
The
artwork
is
sophisticated
画风复杂精致
it's
intelligently
written
情节千回百转
and
it
doesn't
objectify
or
stereotype
women.
而且没有物化或有女性刻板印象
Ooh
Thor
哇 《雷神》
He's
hot.
他真性感
Yeah
he
kind
of
is.
对啊 的确是
And
we're
blending
再上点粉
and
we're
blending
再上点粉
and
we're
done.
大功告成
I
know
Mr.
Data
isn't
supposed
to
smile
我知道数据机器人不应该笑
but
here
it
comes.
但我要笑一个
Come
on
guys.
Let's
do
this.
来吧 伙计们 开拍啦
Yeah
I'm
sweating
my
bald
cap
off.
快点 我出汗出得秃头套都要掉了
So
what's
our
first
pose
going
to
be
我们第一个造型要摆什么
I
say
we
begin
with
a
classic
Star
Trek
fight
scene.
先摆一个《星际迷航》的经典打斗场面吧
I'll
set
the
timer.
我去设定时
Sheldon
how
is
that
a
fight
pose
谢尔顿 你这算哪门子的打斗姿势
Mr.
Data's
weapon
is
his
mind.
数据机器人的武器就是脑子
I'm
wielding
it.
我正挥舞它呢
Phasers
on
the
Borg
相位枪对准博格人
Charlie's
Angels.
《霹雳娇娃》姿势
Okay
what's
next
好的 下一个是什么
Now
let's
do
some
sexy
glamour
shots.
我们拍几辑性感魅力的照片
I'll
set
the
mood.
我来挑动气氛
Yeah
nice
one.
好 这张好
That's
right.
就这样
Oh
my
God.
天啊
Leonard
someone's
stealing
your
car
莱纳德 有人在偷你的车
What
Hey
hey
什么 喂 喂
Come
back
here
Stop
回来 别走
I
don't
believe
this.
真不敢相信
Son
of
a
bitch.
混蛋
I'll
call
911.
我打电话报警
Wha...
糟糕
Oh
no
my
phone
is
in
my
other
pants.
不是吧 我的手机在其他裤子里
Oh
so
is
mine.
Mine
too.
-我的也是 -我也是
Anybody
got
any
ideas
有人有办法吗
Nope.
没有
The
only
thing
left
to
do
now
is
assign
blame.
唯一能做的事就是怪罪某人
Nice
going.
都怪你
What
kind
of
a
person
steals
another
person's
car
in
broad
daylight
谁会在光天化日之下公然偷走别人的车啊
What
kind
of
person
leaves
his
keys
in
the
car
谁会把车钥匙留在车里不拿走啊
I
thought
we
agreed
this
was
all
Koothrappali's
fault.
不是说好都怪库萨帕里了吗
You're
right.
你说得对
Nice
going.
都怪你
Car.
有车
What
is
wrong
with
people
Why
don't
they
stop
这些人怎么搞的 干嘛不停车
Maybe
we're
better
off.
也许这样更好
You
know
what
if
we
were
to
get
in
a
car
with
a
crazy
person
万一我们上了神经病的车就惨了
Look
at
us
Sheldon.
照照镜子吧 谢尔顿
We're
the
crazy
people.
我们就是神经病
Well
perhaps
we
should
hold
up
a
sign
也许我们该举个牌子
that
assures
passing
motorists
of
our
mental
competence.
告诉来往车辆我们的精神很正常
Good
idea.
Why
don't
you
get
started
on
that
这主意真棒 那你还不赶紧做牌子
Come
on
let's
just
start
walking.
算了 咱们用走的吧
There's
got
to
be
a
gas
station
or
something
nearby.
这附近肯定有加油站之类的
What
you
think
just
because
you're
wearing
a
captain's
uniform
就因为你穿着船长的制服
you're
in
charge
你就能发号施令了是吗
Yes.
是的
All
right.
好吧
Hmm
okay
I'm
done.
我看完了
How
did
you
guys
finish
so
fast
你们怎么看得那么快
I
don't
know
there
were
a
lot
of
pictures
大部分都只是图片啊
and
one
page
only
had
the
word
"Brakkadoom
"
有一页上甚至只写了一句"受死吧"
Yeah
well
I
have
street
smarts.
行 聪明人脑子快 可我有街头智慧
So
what'd
you
guys
think
你们怎么看
Well
there
was
a
lot
of
action
书里有许多打斗场景
and
the
story
moved
along
at
a
brisk
pace.
情节跌宕起伏
It
was
overall...
总体来说
what's
the
word
I'm
looking
for
我该怎么形容呢
Stupid
So
stupid.
-蠢 -超蠢的
I
don't
know
how
Leonard
can
get
so
caught
up
in
this.
真不知道莱纳德怎么会对这玩意这么着迷
It's
crazy
they
spend
hours
太荒唐了 他们竟然花大量的时间
arguing
about
things
that
don't
even
exist.
讨论这些虚无缥缈的东西
What
a
waste
of
time.
I
know.
-真是浪费光阴 -可不是嘛
A
hammer
so
heavy
that
no
one
else
can
pick
it
up
什么一把重到只有雷神才举得起的铁锤啊
I
don't
think
it's
heavy.
我觉得不是因为它重
I
think
it's
some
sort
of
magic
而是铁锤上有某种魔法
so
only
Thor
can
lift
it.
所以只有雷神才能举起它
That
makes
even
less
sense
I
mean...
这更说不通啊
No
no
no
it
doesn't.
不不 就应该是这样
Thor
is
a
god.
雷神是神
The
hammer
is
his
only
he
can
use
it.
铁锤是他的 只有他能用
It's
like
Sheldon
and
his
toothbrush.
就像谢尔顿和他的牙刷
Or
his
thin
beckoning
lips.
或者谢尔顿和他那两片诱人薄唇
Okay
hang
on
等一下
what
if
Thor's
hand
is
on
the
hammer
要是雷神正拿着铁锤呢
I
mean
if
he's
touching
it
with
his
god
magic
如果他正拿着铁锤发力
does
that
mean
I
could
lift
it
那是不是我也可以拿起它
No.
Yes.
-不是 -是的
Well
which
is
it
到底怎样
Maybe
we
missed
something.
我们是不是漏了什么细节
Let's
read
it
again.
再看一遍吧
Okay.
Yeah.
-好吧 -行
You
want
some
tea
想喝点茶吗
Good
idea.
I'll
help
you.
好主意 我帮你
Wait
I
thought
we
were
reading.
不是要一起再看一遍吗
We
are.
要的
We're
just
uh
giving
you
a
head
start.
你先开始吧 我们晚点不要紧
I
wish
my
mom
was
here.
真希望我妈妈在这儿
We
could
all
hang
out
in
her
shadow.
我们就都可以在她的影子下乘凉了
Wool
pants
in
the
desert.
漫漫沙漠行 毛裤贴我身
I
feel
like
I've
got
poached
testicles.
熊熊烈日下 蛋蛋火上蒸
Oh
you
poor
thing
可怜的你啊
you're
sweating.
瞧你那汗流的
That's
so
much
worse
than
having
your
car
stolen.
可真是比车被人偷了还可怜
Insurance
is
gonna
buy
you
a
new
car.
保险公司会赔你辆新车
It's
not
gonna
de
funk
my
junk.
请问谁能赔我大雕
Gentlemen
先生们
a
little
less
bellyaching.
不要再满腹牢骚了
We're
Starfleet
officers
我们是星际舰队的军官
and
a
member
of
the
Borg
Collective.
是博格集合体的一份子
Please
Sheldon
I
am
so
not
in
the
mood.
谢尔顿 拜托 我现在真没心情入戏
Leonard
莱纳德
all
our
lives
we
have
dreamed
我们一直都在梦想
of
finding
ourselves
inside
one
of
the
fantasy
worlds
we
love.
进入我们所挚爱的幻想世界
And
look
at
us.
看看现在的我们
At
this
moment
we
are
in
fact
现在我们真正成为了
a
Star
Trek
landing
party
星际迷航的先遣登陆队
stranded
in
an
alien
and
unforgiving
environment
被困于荒芜凋敝的陌生环境
relying
only
on
our
wits
our
fortitude
只能依靠自己的智慧 坚毅
and
our
moxie.
和勇气
As
long
as
we
have
those
things
只要我们有这些品质
nothing
can
stop...
Nerds
-没有什么可以阻止 -书呆子
I
hate
this
planet.
我恨死这星球了
It
says
right
here
on
the
hammer
看 铁锤上写着呢
"Whoever
holds
this
hammer
if
he
be
worthy
"只要是配得上的人手持铁锤
shall
possess
the
power
of
Thor."
均可获得雷神的神力"
Hold
on
who
decides
who's
worthy
等一下 谁能决定他是否配得上
Does
the
hammer
decide
是铁锤决定吗
Yes
No
-是的 -不是
It
can't
decide.
它无法决定
It's
a
hammer.
它只是个铁锤
You
said
it's
a
magic
hammer.
是你说它有魔力的
Yeah
it
can't
make
decisions.
对 但它不能做决定啊
If
Harry
Potter's
wand
can
make
decisions
哈利·波特的魔杖都能选主人
why
can't
Thor's
hammer
雷神的铁锤凭什么不行
Okay
if
you're
going
to
start
comparing
wands
and
hammers
你要是非要拿魔杖和铁锤比
I
can't
even
take
you
seriously.
那我没啥话好对你说了
Hello.
你好
Hello.
你好
Uh
four
glasses
of
water
please.
请倒四杯水
Anything
for
you
guys
你们要什么吗
Can
I
use
your
phone
Our
car
got
stolen.
能借电话用一下吗 我们的车被偷了
Why
don't
you
ask
Scotty
to
beam
you
up
你们怎么不叫史考特传送你们上舰啊
《星际迷航》角色
Scotty
was
on
the
original
series
史考特是第一代系列人物
and
we're
Next
Generation.
而我们是《下一代》的
So...
所以...
joke's
on
you.
糗的是你们
We're
not
with
him.
我们跟他不是一起的
You
can't
pick
something
up
in
outer
space.
你不能在外太空拿起任何东西
In
space
there
is
no
up.
Oh
yeah
-在太空里根本就没有"起"的概念 -是吗
Then
how
does
the
sun
come
"Up"
every
day
那为什么每天太阳都会升"起"呢
Hard
to
argue
with
those
kind
of
street
smarts.
很难反驳如此的街头"智慧"啊
Leonard
and
Sheldon
have
boxes
of
comics
across
the
hall.
莱纳德和谢尔顿有成箱的漫画书在对面屋
Why
don't
we
go
look
at
those
我们为何不过去找找答案
Oh
great
Yes
And
then
you
will
see.
很好 这样你们就会发现
I
am
not
wrong
because
if
we
were
in
outer
space
我没错 因为如果我们在外太空
then
anyone
could
pick
up
the
hammer
任何人都有可能举起锤子
because
it
would
be
floating
around
in
a
weightless
environment.
因为在失重环境下 它是漂浮在空中的
Yeah
that's
right
the
slow
reader
used
science.
没错 看书慢的人也懂科学
Suck
on
that.
去死吧
Was
there
anything
valuable
in
the
car
车里有什么值钱的东西
Our
clothes
our
wallets
phones.
衣服 钱包 手机
And
about
$300
worth
of
makeup
还有价值三百美元的化妆品
so
this
thief
could
look
like
anyone
right
now.
所以现在偷车贼可以化妆成任何样子
Makeup
化妆品
Sure.
不奇怪
Uh
we're
going
to
the
Comic
Con
in
Bakersfield.
我们本打算去贝克尔斯菲的动漫大会
They
have
a
big
costume
contest.
那里有个大型的化装比赛
It's
cooler
than
it
sounds.
其实没听起来那么蠢啦
I
don't
know
sounds
pretty
cool.
还好 听起来还挺酷啊
I
It
is.
本来就很酷
It's
not
just
comic
books.
那里不仅只有漫画书
They've
got
action
figures
toys
还有人偶 玩具
a
Tron
themed
dance
party...
还有"电子世界争霸战"主题舞会
Okay
he
gets
how
cool
it
is.
行了 他已经了解有多酷了
I
think
I
have
all
I
need
here.
我要问的都问完了
You
guys
need
me
to
call
someone
需要我帮你们联络谁吗
I'm
guessing
your
moms
我猜应该是你们妈妈吧
Thanks
but
we've
got
it
covered.
多谢 我们自己能搞定
Okay
I
just
talked
to
my
mom.
好了 我刚跟我妈通完电话
She
arranged
for
us
to
get
a
rental
car.
她帮我们租了辆车
Great.
太好了
We
can
still
make
it
to
Comic
Con.
我们还可以去动漫大会
Are
you
kidding
me
你开什么玩笑
After
all
we've
been
through
I
just
want
to
go
home.
遭了这么多罪 我现在只想回家
Don't
be
like
that.
别这样嘛
Come
on
Howard
talk
to
him.
拜托 霍华德 劝劝他
I'm
with
Leonard.
我支持莱纳德
I'm
done.
我受够了
Fine
then
I
guess
it's
two
against
two.
好吧 那看来是二对二了
How
do
we
decide
怎么决定
Actually
it's
three
against
one.
事实上 是三对一
What
什么
What
about
the
mission
那任务怎么办
You
said
we
were
a
real
life
landing
party.
是你说我们是现实中的先遣登陆队
Yeah
well
we're
not.
我们不是
We're
an
imaginary
landing
party
我们是幻想的先遣登陆队
who
had
real
life
garbage
thrown
at
us
在现实中被人丢垃圾
by
real
life
strangers
who
think
we're
idiots.
现实中陌生人认为我们是白痴
And
to
tell
you
the
truth
跟你说实话
I'm
starting
to
feel
like
one.
我开始觉得自己像白痴了
I
want
to
go
home
now.
我现在就想回家
Okay.
好吧
Did
we
at
least
rent
the
car
from
Enterprise
那我们好歹从进取公司租车吧
《星际迷航》中有一艘叫进取号的星舰
Get
it
Enterprise
懂吗 进取号哟
Screw
you.
That's
funny.
去死吧 明明很好笑
Well
what
if
the
Hulk
picked
up
Thor
那绿巨人在雷神举着锤子时
while
Thor
is
holding
the
hammer
把他连人带锤举起来 那会怎么样
Yeah
会怎样
Then
by
the
transitive
property
of
picking
things
up
这样根据传递性质
Hulk
picked
up
the
hammer.
就是绿巨人举起了锤子
No.
不
Hulk
picked
up
Thor
Thor
picked
up
the
hammer.
是绿巨人举起了雷神 雷神举起了锤子
Okay
hang
on.
等等
If
I
go
to
a
bar
and
pick
up
a
guy
如果我去酒吧勾搭[举起]了一个男的
and
he
picks
up
a
girl
and
then
we
all
leave
together
他又勾搭了一个女的 然后我们仨一起离开
did
I
pick
up
the
girl
那那个女的算是我勾搭上的吗
Did
that
ever
happen
这是真事吗
Hey
are
we
talking
about
me
or
are
we
talking
about
Thor
喂 是讨论我还是讨论雷神啊
Well
I
say
that's
the
last
time
we
ever
go
outside.
要我说 这是我们最后一次出门
Look
right
here.
看这里
Red
Hulk
is
picking
up
Thor's
hammer
红巨人举起了雷神的锤子
'cause
Thor's
touching
it.
因为雷神拿着锤子
No
it's
because
they're
in
space.
不 因为他们在外太空
He's
really
just
touching
the
strap.
而且他只是碰到了带子
The
strap
is
part
of
the
hammer
带子是锤子的一部分
No
it's
not
不是的
Are
they
actually
arguing
about
comic
books
她们是在争论漫画书的内容吗
No
that
can't
be
right.
不 这不可能是真的
Maybe
"Thor's
Hammer"
也许"雷神之锤"
is
a
new
color
of
nail
polish.
是新的指甲油颜色
Then
Red
Hulk
must
be
worthy.
红巨人肯定是配得上锤子
红巨人怎么配得上啊
You
don't
know
his
life
你又不了解他的生平
There's
only
one
logical
explanation.
只有一个合理的解释了
Somewhere
in
the
desert
在沙漠的某处
we
crossed
into
an
alternate
dimension...
我们穿越到另一个平行空间了
where
the
women
in
our
lives
在这个空间 我们生活中的女性
can
finally
appreciate
great
literature.
终于懂得欣赏真正的伟大著作了
If
it's
an
alternate
dimension...
如果这是平行空间
sounds
like
a
job
for
a
landing
party.
听起来先遣登陆队可以执行任务了
Captain
what
are
your
orders
舰长 有何指令
I
say
we
investigate.
我看我们要调查一番
Wait.
等等
They
might
be
hostile.
她们可能有攻击性
Fine
but
set
them
to
stun.
好吧 不过调成击晕模式
If
we
vaporize
Penny
如果把佩妮汽化了
I'll
never
find
a
girlfriend
that
pretty
again.
我上哪儿再去找这么正点的女朋友呀
Fun
fact
有趣的事实
President
Eisenhower
signed
the
Federal
Aid
Highway
Act
艾森豪威尔总统是在病房里签署的
from
his
hospital
room.
《联邦政府助建公路条例》
Wow
that
is
interesting.
还真的很有意思啊
You
learn
something
new
every
day.
每天都能学到新知识
Say
can
you
name
the
four
state
capitols
那么 你能说出是哪四个州府
that
are
not
served
by
the
interstate
system
没有通州际公路吗
Ooh
another
quiz.
Yes
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