生活大爆炸-S03E01_生活大爆炸

S01

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

《生活大爆炸》前情回顾

I am going to the Arctic Circle

我和莱纳德沃罗威茨库萨帕里

with Leonard Walowitz and Koothrappali.

要去北极圈

For three months Yes.

-去三个月 -没错

What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me

你说会想我是什么意思

It means I wish you weren't going.

意思是我不想你走

Oh thank God we're home.

谢天谢地到家了

I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.

难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月

It was like a snowy nightmare

简直就是个噩梦

from which there was no awakening.

梦里漫天飞雪而又无法醒来

I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on

我不知道你们对北极考察的感想

but I thought it was a hoot and a half.

我只觉得意犹未尽

Oh hi Mom.

你好妈妈

No I told you I'd call you when I got home.

不我说了到家了再打电话给你

I'm not home yet.

我还没到家呢

All right I'm home.

行了到家了

The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success.

北极考察非常成功

I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future.

说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖

Actually I shouldn't say that.

其实不应该这样说

I'm entirely certain.

我完全确定能得

No Mother I could not feel

不妈妈我感觉不到

your church group praying for my safty.

你的教会小组为我祈祷平安

The fact that I'm home safe does not prove that it worked.

就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效

The logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.

这个逻辑完全是个谬误

No I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

不我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴

I'm gonna go let Penny know we're back.

我去告诉佩妮我们回来了

Mother I have to go.

妈妈我得挂了

Yeah love you. Bye.

爱你拜

Hello old friend.

好啊老朋友

Daddy's home.

爹爹回来了

Leonard you're back.

莱纳德你回来啦

Yeah. I just stopped by to say hmph

对我过来跟你说...

Yeah. So hi. Hi.

-嗨 -嗨

Damn it I should have gone over and told her we were back.

妈的早知道我先来说我们回来了

Yeah it was first come first serve.

就是先到先得嘛

I just want you both to know

先跟你们俩声明

When I publish my findings

等我发表我的发现时

I won't forget your contributions.

我不会忘记你们的付出的

Great. Thanks.

-太好了 -谢谢

Of course I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech

但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们

but when I get around to writing my memoirs

不过写传记时

you can expect a very effusive footnote

我会在注脚上提到你们

and perhaps a signed copy.

或者给你们一本我签名的传记

We have to tell him.

我们得告诉他

Tell me what

告诉我什么

Damn his Vulcan hearing.

该死的瓦肯听力[星际迷航]

You fellows are planning a party for me aren't you

你们打算给我办派对是吧

Okay Sheldon sit down.

谢尔顿坐

If there's going to be a theme I should let you know

如果要搞主题派对的话先告诉你们

that I don't care for luau toga or "under the sea."

我不喜欢夏威夷式罗马式和"海底式"

Yeah we'll keep that in mind. Look...

我们会记在心里

We need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole.

我们想谈谈在北极发生的一些事

If this is about the night the heat went out

如果是说没有暖气那晚的事

there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

没什么好害臊的

It's not about that.

不是那件事

And we agreed never speak of it again.

我们说好不再提这个

So we slept together naked.

不就是一起裸睡嘛

It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.

这只是以防体温骤降而已

He's speaking about it.

他还真说上了

For me it was a bonding moment.

对我觉得这可以促进我们的感情

Sheldon you remember the first few weeks

谢尔顿你还记得开始几周

We were looking for magnetic monopoles

我们在探测磁单极子

And not finding anything and you were acting

结果一无所获

like an obnoxious giant dictator

你变成面目可憎的大JJ霸主吗

thought we were going to be gentle with him.

我以为要婉转点跟他说呢

That's why I added the "tator."

所以我才加了霸主

And then when we finally got our first positive data

接着终于测出一些可用数据时

you were so happy.

你多高兴啊

Oh yes.

是啊

In the world of emoticons I was colon capital "D."

用表情字符表达就是:D[笑脸]

Well in actuality what your equipment detected

其实你的仪器侦测的数据

wasn't so much evidence of paradigm shifting monopoles

不是范式转变单极子的证据

as it was...

那是...

static from the electric can opener

电动开罐刀具的静电

we were turning on and off.

我们在不停开关

He just went colon capital "O."

他的表情一下变成了:O[惊讶]

You tampered with my experiment

你们篡改了我的实验

We had to.

我们别无选择

It was the only way to keep you

只有这样

from being such a huge Dickensian.

你才不会变成狄更斯专家(混蛋JJ)

You see that I add the "ensian."

懂吗我加了专家

Did Leonard know about this

莱纳德知道吗

Leonard's my best friend in the world.

他是我最好的朋友

Surely Leonard didn't know.

他肯定不知道

Actually it was his idea.

其实这是他的主意

Of course it was. The whole plan weeks of Leonard.

当然是莱纳德试验计划是他制定的

I missed you so much. I missed you too

-我好想你 -我也好想你

I couldn't even think of anyone else while you were gone.

你不在我都没想其他人

Me neither.

我也是

Except for one night when the heat went out.

除了没有暖气那晚

Long story. It's... Don't ask.

说来话长别问了

Leonard.

莱纳德

Do not make a sound.

别出声

Whispering "Do not make a sound..."

你在低声说"别出声"

...is a sound.

就出声了

Damn his Vulcan hearing.

该死的瓦肯听力

Not a good time Sheldon.

现在没空谢尔顿

Penny.

佩妮

Penny. Penny.

佩妮佩妮

Oh this is ridicules.

啊真是要命

What

干嘛

Hello Penny

你好佩妮

I realize you're currently at the mercy

我明白你现在正完全被

of your primitive biological urges

最原始的野性冲动所控制

but as you have an entire lifetime

可是反正你这辈子还会有

of poor decisions ahead of you may I interrupt this one

无数错误的决定我能不能打断这一个?

It's great to see you too. Come on in.

我也很高兴见到你请进

Wolowitz has informed me of your grand deception.

沃罗威茨刚告诉我你的那个大骗局

Do you have anything to say for yourself

你有没有什么要解释的

Yes I feel terrible about it.

是的我对此觉得十分难过

I will never forgive myself I don't expect you to either

我绝不能原谅我自己我也不准备你会

and I would really appreciate it if you would leave me with Penny

我想你应该让我留在这儿跟佩妮

for a session of self criticism and repentance.

做一下自我检查和深刻忏悔

Okay can someone please tell me what's going on here

啊你们能不能告诉我究竟是怎么回事儿

What's going on is I was lead to believe

事情是他们让我以为

I was making groundbreaking strides in science

我在科学研究上有了惊天动地的大发现

when in fact I was being fed

而事实上我记录的数据是错的

false data at the hands of Wolowitz Koothrappali

是沃罗威茨和库萨帕里

and your furry little boy toy.

还有你这个小毛毛孩儿做出来的

Is that true

真的吗

It was the only way to make him happy.

只有这样才能让他高兴啊

Well why'd you have to make him happy

可是你干嘛非要让他高兴呢

Because when he wasn't happy we wanted to kill him.

因为他不高兴的时候我们都想杀了他

There was even a plan.

我们甚至有过计划

We were going to throw his kindle outside

我们打算把他的炉子扔到外头

and when he went to get it lock the door

等他出去捡的时候把门锁上

and let him freeze to death.

冻死他

That seems like a bit of an overreaction.

这听起来有点过分吧

No the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs

这不是过分的计划是把你四肢绑到

to four different sled dog teams and yell "Mush."

四队雪撬狗上然后大喊"驾"

Look we kept the original data.

听者我们保存了原始数据

You can still publish the actual results.

你还是可以发表你的结果

Yes but the actual results are unsuccessful

但是本来的结果失败了啊

and I've already sent an e mail to everyone at the university

而我已经给大学里所有人发了电邮

explaining that I have confirmed string theory

告诉他们我证实了弦理论

and forever changed man's understanding of the universe.

并且永远地改变了人类对宇宙的认识

Aw see yeah you probably shouldn't have done that.

啊真是唉你也许不该这么做的

So write another e mail. Set the record straight.

那就再写一封告诉他们真相

It's no big deal.

没什么大不了的

You're right Leonard.

你说得对莱纳德

It's not a big deal.

没什么大不了的

All you did was lie to me destroy my dream

你不过是欺骗了我摧毁了我的梦想

and humiliate me in front of the whole university.

并且在全校人面前羞辱了我

That FYI was sarcasm.

这个告诉你是讽刺

I in fact believe it is a big deal.

事实上我相信这是很大很大的事情

Oh the poor thing.

哦多可怜啊

Yeah I feel terrible.

是啊我很难过

Wait wait aren't you going to go talk to him

等等你不去跟他谈谈吗

What Uh he'll be fine.

什么呃他没事的

The guy's a trooper. Come here.

那家伙很坚强的过来么

No you're right you shouldn't talk to him.

你说的对你是不该跟他谈

I will.

该我来

Man I cannot catch a break.

天哪我怎么就没一点好运呢

Do you want to talk

想聊聊吗

About what

聊什么

Being betrayed by my friends

聊我是怎么被朋友欺骗的吗

Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing

毫无意义地在北极呆了三个月

And I didn't even get to go to Comic Con

我连动漫展都没去成

Oh hon...

哦亲爱...

Uh...

嗯

Soft kitty warm kitty...

软软的猫猫温温的猫猫...

That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.

那是我生病时候唱的伤心不是生病

Oh. Sorry.

对不起

I don't know your sad song.

我不知道你伤心的歌啊

I don't have a sad song. I'm not a child.

我没有伤心的歌我又不是小孩儿

Well you know I do understand what you're going through.

你知道么我其实理解你的心情

Really

真的吗

Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing

你刚刚被人抢走了服务员的

stolen from you

诺贝尔奖吗

Well no but when I was a senior in high school

没有不过我高三的时候

one of my friends heard

我的一个朋友听说

I was going to be named head cheerleader.

我会被选为啦啦队的队长

Oh I was so excited.

哦我那个高兴啊

My mom even made me a celebration pie.

我妈甚至给我烤了一个庆祝馅饼

Then they named stupid Valerie Mosbacher head cheerleader.

结果他们把队长给了那个笨透了的瓦丽瑞·马斯巴赫

Big old slutbag.

那个贱货

Are you saying

你是说

that you think a "celebtion pie"

你认为"庆祝馅饼"

is even remotely comparable to a Nobel Prize

能跟诺贝尔奖相提并论吗

Well they're pretty tasty.

嗯那馅饼很好吃呢

And on a different but not unrelated topic

还有一个不同的但并非完全无关的事情

based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits

就看你现在对我的鼓励方式

do you truly believe that you were ever fit

你难道真相信你能胜任

to be a cheer leader

给运动员加油的工作吗

Look Sheldon I just don't think

听着谢尔顿我只是不认为

that the guys and Leonard really meant to hurt you.

莱纳德他们真想伤害你

You know They just told an unfortunate lie

你明白吗他们只是为了摆脱困境

to deal with a difficult situation.

而撒了个很糟的谎

Okay you know what it's like

好吧你知道是什么样吗

Remember that scene in the new Star Trek movie

记得那个新的《星际迷航》电影里

when Kirk has to take over the ship

柯克要占领飞船

so he tells Spock all that stuff he knew wasn't true

他就对史波克说了很多谎

like saying Spock didn't care his mom died

比如说史波克不在乎他妈妈的死之类的

I missed Comic Con and the new Star Trek movie

我错过了动漫展连新的《星际迷航》电影也错过啦

I like the new look.

我喜欢你的新造型

Thanks.

谢谢

I call it "the Clooney."

我称之为"克鲁尼" [著名演员]

I call it "the Mario and Luigi but whatever.

我称之为"玛丽和路易" [超级玛丽游戏系列] 不过无所谓

Hey how's sheldon doing

嘿谢尔顿怎么样了

Well he came out of his room this morning

他早上从他房间出来时

wearing his Darth Vader helmet and

带着黑武士头盔

trying to chop me to death with the "force"

想用"能量"砍死我

so I would say "a little better."

所以我觉得他好点了

If I may abruptly change the subject

请原谅我突然改变我们的话题

did you and Penny finally... you know.

你最终有没有跟佩妮那样

Howard... Personally I don't care

-霍华德 -我本人是不关心

but my genitals wanted me to ask.

但是我的小弟弟叫我问你

Well tell your genitals

告诉你的小弟弟

what I do with Penny is none of their business.

我跟佩妮的进展不关他的事

He says they didn't do it.

他说他们没发生那种事

Sheldon over here.

谢尔顿这边

What are you doing

你在做什么

well I feel bad for the guy.

他让我感到难受

Sheldon why are you sitting by yourself

谢尔顿你为什么单独坐在那里

Because I am without friends.

因为我没有朋友

Like the proverbial cheese I stand alone.

我就像德国童谣唱的奶酪一样独自生存

Evenhile seated.

[德语]独自就座

Come on. We said we we sorry.

拜托我们向你道歉了

It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry"

你的一句"我很抱歉"

and a store bought apology pie from Penny

和从佩妮店里面买的道歉馅饼

to make up for what you've done to me.

都不能抵消你们对我犯下的罪行

Hey Cooper.

嘿库珀

Read your retraction email.

我看到了你发的收回信

Way to destroy your reputation.

这下你的名誉可毁了

You see

看到了吧

People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.

整个早上人们一直指指点点嘲笑我

That's not true.

不光是今天早上

People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.

人们一直都在指指点点嘲笑你

All right I've had enough.

好了我受够了

Attention everyone.

各位请注意

I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

As many of you in the physics department might know

正如你们中的许多来自物理系的人所知

my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.

我的事业轨迹出现了小小的曲折

Off a cliff.

坠下了悬崖

My credibility may have been damaged

我的名誉多少受到了点损坏

Completely wrecked.

彻底损坏了

But I would like to remind you that in science

但是我想提醒各位的是

there's no such thing as failure.

在科学领域不存在失败

There once was a man who was referred to his prediction

曾有一个人因为

of a cosmological constant as the single "biggest blunder"

他对一个宇宙常数的预测而被称为他事业中的最大错误

of his career. That man's name was

这个人的名字就是

surprise surprise

你们猜你们猜

Albert Einstein.

爱因斯坦

Yeah but research into Dark Energy

但是暗能量的研究

proved that Einstein's cosmological constant

证明爱因斯坦的宇宙常数

was actually right all along so you're still

是一直正确的所以你仍然是一个

surprise surprise

你们猜你们猜

a loser.

失败者

Oh you think you're so clever.

哦你以为你很聪明

Well let me just tell you

但是让我来告诉你

while I do not currently have a scathing retort

虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳你

you check your e mail periodically for a doozy.

但我想到之后会发邮件给你的

So much for our friendship with Sheldon.

我们和谢尔顿的友谊算是完了

Well we always have the night the heat went out.

不过暖气停了的那晚将会一直留在我们的记忆中

Hi. Hey.

-嗨 -嘿

Listen since we got you know interrupted last night

以为我们昨天晚上被打断了

I didn't have a chance to give you this.

我没找到机会给你这个

Oh Leonard you shouldn't have.

哦莱纳德你不用这样的

Oh boy

哦天哪

What is it

这是什么

It's a snowflake.

一片雪花

From the North Pole.

北极的雪花

Are you serious

真的吗

Uh huh.

是啊

It'll last forever.

永不变质的

I preserved in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.

我把它保存在纯净的聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了

Oh my God.

天哪

That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me

这是我听到但没能理解的话中

that I didn't understand.

最浪漫的一句

It's actually a pretty simple process.

其实这个过程挺简单的

You see cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on

氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于

Red alert Leonard. Sheldon ran away.

红色警报莱纳德谢尔顿跑了

Man I cannot catch a break.

天我就不能走运一回

So how do you know he ran way

你怎么知道他跑了

Well he's not answering his phone

他不接电话

he handed in his resignation at the university

向学校提交了辞职报告

and he sent me a text that said "I'm running away."

他还发短信给我说 "我跑了"

Okay well thanks for letting me know.

好吧谢谢你告诉我

Well Leonard aren't you going to do something

莱纳德你不要做点什么吗

Of course I'm going to do something.

当然要做了

Uh Howard you check the comic book

霍华德你去漫画书店看看

Raj go to the Thai restaurant.

拉杰去泰国饭馆看看

I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.

我跟佩妮呆在她家里

Oh damn it

我靠

It's Sheldon's mother.

是谢尔顿他妈

A break cannot be caught.

我算是走不了运了

Hi Mrs. Cooper.

你好库珀夫人

he is

是嘛

Sheldon went home to Texas

谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了

Yeah no I know he resigned.

是的我知道他辞职了

Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.

是的我想是我们的错

No no no. You you're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.

不不不你是对的是要有人跟他谈谈

Don't worry I'll take care of it.

别担心我会处理的

Yeah. All right.

好的好吧

New plan.

新计划

Howard you and Raj go to Texas.

霍华德你和拉杰特去得克萨斯

I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.

我跟佩妮呆在她家里

Well you're not gonna go with them

你不跟他们一起去吗

Well you know I gave you the snowflake

我刚刚送给你雪花

and we were kissing and...

我们正在接吻

Oh come on I don't want to go to Texas

拜托我可不想这时候去得克萨斯

Oh right and I do

你以为我想去

My people already crossed a desert once.

我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了 [圣经故事]

We're done.

我们不再干了

Trust me you'll be fine. See ya.

相信我你会没事的再见

Well wait a second Leonard come on

等一下莱纳德

how can you not go He's your best friend.

你怎么能不去呢他是你最好的朋友

Yeah but I already saw him naked.

没错但他的裸体我已经看过了

I promise I will be he when you get back.

我保证我会等着你回来

Just go help Sheldon.

放心去帮谢尔顿吧

Really

真的

Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.

是啊我们已经等了几个月了再等几天又有何妨

Maybe you can.

你也许能等

Go.

快去

Boy you cannot catch a break can you

天你算是走不了运了

Here you go Shelly. Thanks Mom.

-给你谢利 -谢谢妈

Hold your horses young man.

等等年轻人

Here in Texas we pray before we eat. Aw Mom.

-这里是德克萨斯州饭前得先祈祷 -妈

This is not California land of the heathen.

又不是在加利福尼亚都是异教徒

Gimme.

手给我

By His hand we are all... ...fed.

-上帝恩赐同胞 -汗血

Give us Lord our daily... ...bread.

-欢喜领受为人 -服役

Please know that we are truly... ...grateful.

-我们会食同心 -感谢

For every cup and every... ...plateful. Amen.

-一粥一饭来处 -不易阿门 [基督教谢饭歌]

Now that wasn't so hard was it

也没什么难的是吧

My objection was based on considerations

我拒绝是基于个人意愿

Other than difficulty.

而不是难度

Whatever. Jesus still loves you.

不管怎样耶稣仍然爱你

Thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich.

谢谢你帮我在烤芝士三明治上刻了个笑脸

Oh I know how to take care of my baby.

我知道怎么关心我的宝贝

His eyes cames out a little thin

他的眼睛烤得有点细

But you can just pretend he's Chinese.

不过你可以把他假想为中国人

Do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends

想谈谈你跟你朋友们怎么回事吗

They're not my friends. All right.

-他们才不是我朋友 -好吧

If you recall when you were little

回想一下你小的时候

we sat right here at this very spot

我们也是就坐在这里

We talked about some of the problems

也是这样谈起

That you had get in along with the neighbor kids.

你和邻居家孩子们相处上的一些问题

That was different.

那不同

They were threatened by my intelligence

他们是因我的智慧而感受到威胁

And too stupid to know that's why they hated me.

又蠢得不知道这点因此才恨我的

Oh baby they knew very well why they hate you.

宝贝他们很清楚自己为什么恨你

I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat.

真不敢相信你还真买了顶红色牛仔帽

Hello I'm wearing a red turtleneck

配我里面穿的红色高领毛衣啊

Plus it was the only boys' large they had.

再说童装大号的只有这个色

I'm sorry this does not look like Texas.

抱歉可这真不像德克萨斯

Where's the tumbleweeds Whe's the saloons

风滚草呢小酒馆呢 [老电影中德州常见景象]

Saloons

小酒馆

Yeah like in the movies I saw growing up in India.

对像我从小在印度看的电影里那种

You know uh Four for Texas Yellow Rose of Texes.

比如《德州四杰》[1963年老电影]《德克萨斯的黄玫瑰》[民歌]

This neighborhood is more likeTexas Chainsaw

这附近更像是电锯版的德州

I was really hoping to see a cattle drive.

我原指望能看到牛仔赶牛

What can I tell you

怎么说呢

They probably have steaks on sale at that big ass Costco over there.

那边那家贼大的好市多[连锁超市] 可能会有牛排出售

Will you please take that stupid hat off

能不能把那顶讨厌的帽子给摘了

No I want to blend in.

不行我得入乡随俗

To what Toy Story

入什么乡玩具总动员

Hi boys.

你们好孩子们

Howdy ma'am. Howdy to you too.You got here quick..

-你好女士[牛仔常用] -你们也好来得够快的

We took the red eye. Well come on in.

-我们坐长途夜航班机来的 -快请进

Thank you kindly.

衷心感谢

Can .. Can I get you something to drink

想喝点什么吗

Uh no thank you.

不用了谢谢

If you don't mind I got a hankerin' for a Lone Star beer.

不介意的话我很想见识下孤星啤酒[德州特产]

There's no alcohol in this household.

我们家禁止饮酒

Stop talking like that and lose the hat.

别这么说话[指他学德州口音] 把帽子摘了

Sorry I'll take a diet Yoo Hoo if you have it.

抱歉有的话给我杯低糖哟呵[巧克力饮料]

You'll take a Coke.

就给你可乐吧

What about you Radge isn't it

你呢你叫拉吉[名字搞错了啦] 对吗

Oh you still having trouble talking to the ladies

还是不敢跟女的讲话是吧

Because you know at our church

我们教堂里

We have a woman who's an amazing healer.

有位女士是位了不起的治疗师

Mostly she does uh crutch and wheelchair people

多数时候她都在治疗柱拐杖和坐轮椅的

But I bet she'd be willing to take a shot

但我敢打赌她一定愿意试试帮你治疗

At whatever Third World demon is running around inside of you.

不管你中的是什么第三世界的邪

Uh if you don't mind Mrs. Cooper

请原谅库珀夫人

There's a 3 05 nonstop back to Los Angele

三点零五分有班直达返回洛杉矶的航班

And you have no idea how much I want to be on it.

你无法想象我有多想搭上这班飞机

A girl

赶着见女孩子

Uh yes ma'am.

是的女士

Oh good. I been praying for you.

很好我一直在为你祈祷

Oh Sheldon.

谢尔顿

What are they doing here

他们来这干嘛

We came to apologize.

我们是来道歉的

Again. And bring you home.

-再次道歉 -并带你回去

So why don't you pack up your stuff and we'll head back

何不快去收拾东西我们这就回去

No this is my home now.

不要现在这里就是我的家

Thanks to you my career is over

拜你们所赐我的职业生涯完了

And I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas

我的余生只能在德州度过

Trying to teach evolution to creationists.

设法把进化论教给上帝论者们

You watch your mouth Shelly.

说话注意点谢利

Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

人人都有表达自己意见的权利

Evolution isn't an opinion it's fact.

进化论不是种意见而是事实

And that is your opinion.

这种一家之言也只是你的意见

I forgive you. Let's go home.

我原谅你们了我们回家

Don't tell me prey doesn't work.

谁说祈祷没有用

How about that.I finally caught a break.

太好了总算走运了一回

You know how they say when friends have sex it can get weird

都说朋友间发生性关系会变得很奇怪

Sure.

是啊

Why does it have to get weird

为什么非得变奇怪

I don't know.

我不知道

I mean we were friends and now we're more than friends.

我们一直是朋友现在又不仅仅是朋友了

We're whatever "this" is.

不管我们现在算什么

But why label it right

干嘛非得归类对吧

I mean it is what it is and...

是什么就是什么...

Leonard Yeah

-莱纳德 -嗯

It's weird. totally.

-我觉得很奇怪 -绝对的

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